ONE TIME WHEN I WAS IN JAPAN, I HAD LEFT MY KINDLE ON THE BAR IN A PLACE CALLED HUB. I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE AND WENT TO GRAB MY KINDLE, BUT SUCCEEDED ONLY IN PUSHING IT ONTO THE GROUND. I LOOK DOWN, AND SEE VIRGINIA WOOLF'S FACE ALL FUCKED UP, PROCEED TO TURN ON AND OFF THE KINDLE AND HER FUCKED UP FACE STAYS!
THIS PISSED ME OFF BEYOND BELIEF, WITH THE ONLY COURSE OF ACTION FOR A DRUNK TO DO REMAINING, THROW IT ON THE GROUND, STOMP IT AND SCREAM "FUCK YOU VIRGINIA WOOLF, FUCK YOUUUUUU"
FUCKED HER FACE UP GOOD. THEN MY FRIENDS WANTED TO HIT SHINSAIBASHI SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE SUBWAY AND I KEPT TRYING TO GIVE THIS AMAZING GIFT TO RANDOM JAPANESE PEOPLE, NONE WANTED THE BURDEN OF VIRGINIA WOOLF, AND I DO NOT BLAME THEM! I THEN THREW IT INTO SOME CORNER UNDERGROUND AND ORDERED A KINDLE THE NEXT DAY.
