Yukio Mishima is the man.

I'm reading the third Sea of Fertility book and this shit is getting weirder by the minute. Kiyoaki's third reincarnation is a seven year old thai princess who seems to remember both her previous lives.

So while she and Honda are chilling out, she suddenly has to go to the bathroom, and Honda realizes that she goes to the bathroom, something which gives him "a totally new emotional experience."

Then it's exclaimed,
> He wished it was possible for him to hold the Princess's smooth brown thighs in his hands as she urinated.

i dont even etc

/cue Mishima general