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!ZqMZzC7CE. No.1994733 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKAS DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHOS IN THE HOUSE? ALBERT FUCKING CAMUS!

Y'ALL THINK LIFE MEANS SHIT FOLLOWING THE HERD
BUT EXISTENCE IS FUTILE AND INHERENTLY ABSURD

SO YOU PUSSY ASS FAGGOTS START PULLING OUT YOUR HAIR
WALLOWING AROUND IN EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR

SO YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH A SEMIAUTO COLT
BUT YOU SHOULDNT DESPAIR, YOU SHOULD FUCKING REVOLT!

AND WHATS ALL THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT SOME FAGGOT NAMED GOD?
HES NOT FUCKING REAL YOU DUMBASS FUCKING SOD

THE STRUGGLE IS ENOUGH WITHOUT SOME BULLSHIT REASON
MAKING YOUR OWN MEANING? SHITS LIKE PHILOSOPHICAL TREASON

LIFES ENOUGH ON ITS OWN, FULL OF MEANINGLESS BEAUTY
BUT YOURE TOO SCARED TO LIVE WITHOUT SOME PREDETERMINED DUTY

WHAT'S THE WORD?
LIFE'S ABSURD!
NO HEAVEN, NO HELL!
SO REVOLT! REBEL!