>>2146067You remember Steve from my old band? Yeah, Putrescent Liquifaction. Those were good times. Steve was all into that occult shit, Alistair Crowley and all that. You know Jimmy Page bought his house in Scotland?
No, not Steve's house, douchenozzle. Crowley's house. Steve's back in Dayton -- he got back together with Brianne. They've got a kid coming. Crazy stuff. I keep bugging him to drive out here on the weekends and jam but he says he's gotta put in extra hours at his job.
He was telling me about this book he read one time -- that they'd do something with, like, a spirit child --
Yeah, yeah, it's all superstitious bullshit, dude. You've gotta stop with this angry atheist shit, bro. I mean, I get it, but you wonder why you can't keep a girlfriend for more than five minutes? This is why.
But yeah, this girl Claudia. Sometimes I don't even think she's crazy, you know? Like she's only staying there because she wants to, and some day she'll just stand up and walk out and we won't be able to stop her. Like she's playing with us.
Anyways, this hot MILF comes to see her once or twice a year, and when she does all I can think about is hitting that.
Does she have a father? Shit, yeah, I forgot about that -- he comes a lot more often -- like once a month. I guess they're divorced. But I hardly even remember him. He's just one of those guys, you know? A real sad sack. I swear to god dude wears a pocket protector. Her brother comes sometimes, too -- high school kid, I guess. Looks like a real meathead.
But it's the mom who's the hot one.