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[1220536900] Newfags you say?

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this is the BEST tip you will ever get on /b/

Also, to greentext, enter a ">" before the text, this only works if you have no text on the line before ">"

To quote, click on someones post number

You can also post a post number from another thread in a different one to "duckroll" people to that thread. I strongly encourage you to duckroll people from troll threads to this one.

There is no invasion board, disreguard anything telling you otherwise

type "sage" in the email feild to sage, this allows you to post without bumping a thread.

type "noko" in the email feild to auto return to the thread you posted in.

to blankpost, hit enter a couple of times in the reply box

OR

hold alt and type 0173(windows only), this creates a textless character that will leave you nameless if typed in the "name" feild (No Anonymous) or can be used to bypass wordfilter as well.

Typing "PENIS" five or more times will filter your entire post to the word "PENIS" once and unfiltered. This also works for "VAGINA" and "BUTTSEX"

To "red name" use a textless character (see alt+0173) in the name feild and then type the desired name in the subject feild. Subjects are ALWAYS red.

It is wise, though not mandated, to avoid "Cut vs Uncut" "US vs Europe" "God is real vs God isn't real" or other similar threads as these are ALMOST CERTAINLY made up of trolls trolling trolls trolling newfags who are trying to troll, and will usually end in sagebombings (Unrelenting spam)

Dont listen to ANYTHING telling you to save a pic as a .js file.

Deleting your "system 32" folder destroys all your vital operating system files and forces a system resore. To confirm note that ALL new computers have this folder, it is not a virus.

Thanks, and remember, DO NOT FEED TROLLS.

PS - Every time I see a fucking "Newfags can't" or "Type this to get to the secret invasion board" thread I will repost this.