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[1259222111] Was Benjamin Franklin a satanist?

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No he was an inventor.  He invented bifocal eyeglasses, flexible urinary catheter, lightning rod, Franklin stove (it was named after him in case you wondered), odometer, long arm claw thing to grab things that are far from you.
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