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[1392331598] Honest discussion

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This is a thread for all of us to reveal things about ourselves we normally wouldn't in real life discussions with other meat bags.

My crippling secret is that I have a very small penis. A four incher to be exact. Erect. It looks like a cocktail sausage and feels like one too. The thing is I've always thought I had an average sized one and was quite happy with that.

It wasn't until I recently saw a video clip in which a pack of whores make fun of some guys penis that looked exactly like mine that it clicked - I have a childs penis and not a manly one. And to top off my shame they were all around this poor victim making disparaging remarks the worst of which being "I can't feel anything. Is it in yet?".


Those words cut deep I tell you. It really hurt my feelings.