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[1393904639] hey guys i made a new sport.

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here is the sport, you find lists of active or passed military workers in any country, then you use phones or mail or long range radio anything, to get people near them to do stuff to do them. maybe anal rape, maybe pee, egg the house. break windows.. then a point system, and then a game of proof. so whoever can in competition do this then prove this. then off capability ratings and who wins. a civilian game.

maybe it could get soo popular that it would get on reddit.