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[1395362728] The gun is good! The penis is evil!

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Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones.

You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz - your God, gave you the gift of the gun.

The Penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.