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[1395587431] oranges

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supermarket oranges are as acidic as fuck, not like the oranges down in my grandpappy's old farm down south, they were orangey as fuck and peeled right open, they wanted you to eat them, you could lay down in the florida sunshine and eat like 100 without thinking

with all this modern technology why can't we have decent oranges for once?