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[1396506043] i think i got the ebola

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on a business trip to africa i enjoyed anal with a few black tribal men deep in the jungles

now my dick is swollen up like an eggplant, i think that's the ebola I've been hearing about because I'm kind of an expert on VD at this point so I'd know what it is if it were anything else