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[1396584986] Gabe Logan Newell

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So, I dreamed that 2 sad girls wanted to have sex with me but I chickened out. Gaben appeared out of nowhere and started fucking them while I watched. After that he kicked me out of the room.

I didn't know how to feel when I woke up.