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[1396731656] SFBE Gang raped by a group of Ducks.

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A Retarded student was allegedly abducted by ducks and gang-raped outside the town of Yonkers on Friday, The boy name as Denver "SFBE" by locals died for 3 minutes on Saturday night at the Yonkers Free local hospital.

All four accused ducks have been arrested on the basis of the victim's statement. A case of rape has been lodged against three of the ducks.