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So Santa Claus appears at your front door and asks you to join a Giagantic army to battle a hostile race of aliens that threaten the planet that the governments of earth refuse to believe exist and wont do anything about, He will grant you any mech of your choice. What mech do you choose.

Pic related, my choice and you guys can bitch about Destiny all you want this mutherfucker destoryed 25 Zakus and Goufs in only 2 minutes.