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So....are we gonna go ahead and speculate that Ali is now a cyborg? I say that because he seemed kinda robot-limbed at the montage from the end of season 1, the Innovators have described him as "more human THAN HU-MAN", he was fucking blown to partial smithereens by Lockon, and...

And this is going to be the contreversial part...

I think that when he is like "LOL GUESS WHO FAGGOT" in the epilogue's of these last few episodes it's because he's either telepathic! It's not just the writers being kistchy and 4th-wall breaking!

(or he can tap into CB's communications frequencies)

(p.s. give Ali Trans-Am plz)