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/m/egathread Gaiden: Team of Yotsuba

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Nebula has kidnapped moot and taken over 4chan, leaving only /m/ free to mount a counteroffensive by retaking it board by board.

Compose a team of 7 mechas, /m/en, wo/m/en, androgynous bio-androids, tripfags, or whatever to carry out the operation. We recommend that you have one each of these specializations in your team:

The Leader: Gee, this is obvious.
The Megaman: A jack-of-all-trades with a penchant for biting off more than s/he can chew and successfully swallowing it.
The Defender: Able to withstand practically any impact FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.
The Scout: Trading power for speed, dangerous terrain is no problem to this operative.
The Bruiser: A Megaman-in-waiting with heavy firepower. Likely hates rich people.
The Cracker: Performs high-speed calculations and decryptions. Mistrusted at first due to doppelganger issues.
The Medic: Snuck onto the team by disregarding the fact that the Undernet is serious business. His/her life energy-fueled powers are great against Nebula's darkness-based defenses, though.