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WAR !!!!

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My fellow gentle/m/an, I came here for a simple mission of recruitment; We are being challenged to war by a swarm of extra-dimensional beings, followed by their armada(some sort of Annihilation Wave).I don`t care if you are a fanatic, a coordinator, a new-type, gay, fed, emo, alien, hot-blooded, whiny, arrogant, evil, sadistic, enhanced, clone or a mere child.
NONE of that matters to me, as long as you FOLLOW ORDERS. I believe that a true leader must inspire and believe in his men, and you can`t lead properly if you´re not on the frontline. So, I`ll be taking off ahead of you, in this Throne Eins. Feel free to take any mobile suit, super robot or mass-produced grunt built on earth, any space colony or other planet.
If I failed to inspire you, then I`m not worthy of having your assistance.But if I DID inspire you, post here your machinery of choice and join ME in this magnificent battle !!!