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Anonymous !!oHNZ1QN/t Wed 27 May 2009 14:54:00 No.3319545 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3319588 >>3319630 >>3321596

So a Zeek says to a feddie, "Why don't you guys use more mobile suits?"
And the Feddie says, "Well, we would, but you see we just don't have the SPACE!"

SpeedStriker

SpeedStriker Wed 27 May 2009 14:56:00 No.3319551 Report

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This isn't supposed to be funny but I still chuckled.

Alright, I'll try to make a joke:

Can't think of any. NEXT!

Faiz, Vindicare, attached to General Gorgutz's 11th Mechanized !!oHNZ1QN/t

Faiz, Vindicare, attached to General Gorgutz's 11th Mechanized !!oHNZ1QN/t Wed 27 May 2009 15:07:00 No.3319571 Report

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Ich...that joke was so bad it actually manifested as a power surge of fail and blew out my surge protector. Now the damn thing's charred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:19:00 No.3319588 Report

Quoted By: >>3319596 >>3319602 >>3321730

>>3319545
So a Zeek says to a feddie, "Why don't you guys take the offensive up in space huh?"
And the Feddie says, "Well, we would, but you see we just don't have enough BALLS!"

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:25:00 No.3319596 Report

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>>3319588

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:27:00 No.3319598 Report

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>>3319596
what? that wasnt too bad...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:31:00 No.3319602 Report

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>>3319588
funnily enough, that was the only thing they had enough of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:33:00 No.3319608 Report

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>>3319602
because over-analyzing jokes is fun.

I bet you don't get invited to a lot of parties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:34:00 No.3319610 Report

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So Sumeragi asks Ian, "Why does Tieria shoot down so little suits despite using a long range suit?"
And Ian says, "Well, he tried, but he just can't LOCK-ON!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:35:00 No.3319612 Report

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>>3319610
I saw it a mile away, but i still lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:43:00 No.3319627 Report

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>>3319602
Balls are for tanking, not killing.

anonymous

anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 15:49:00 No.3319630 Report

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>>3319545
>>3319610

oh how i lold

Garma Zabi !!axK0O/irg

Garma Zabi !!axK0O/irg Wed 27 May 2009 15:53:00 No.3319636 Report

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I cannot phrase this in the form of a joke with a punchline because I'm retarded, but a buddy and I were bullshitting about the pink Zakus of Char and Lacus, and eventually got into linguistics and slang by some bizarre tangent, eventually marrying the concepts.

We eventually came to the conclusion that, in an attempt by Federation pilots to play down the fear level involved in facing the salmon pink Char's MS-06S, flyboys would have logically turned "pink Zaku" into a euphemism for a vagina. This one doesn't stick because Char is hard as fuck.

However, it would lead to the more permanent and more evocative slang term, "command fin," for the clitoris.

/m/ humor thread was probably the best place this could go??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 16:05:00 No.3319655 Report

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>>3319636
Amuro: Whats with that Zaku?
Bright: That's no Zaku my boy, thats what we Feddies call the legendary pink vagina.
Amuro: You feddies are fucked up.
Bright: He may look strong and is 3x faster than a Zaku, but once you hit the clitoris he's done for.
Amuro: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Bright: Aim for the commander fin on it's head.

'Later when amuro encounters char on battle'

Char: So you're the Gundam huh?
Amuro: And you're the pink vagina with a clitoris as a command fin.
Char: Says the boy holding a long pink dildo slashing down my comrades.

'battle in Jaburo'

Amuro: CHAR? YOU GOT CRABS?
Char: FUCK YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 16:06:00 No.3319659 Report

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>>3319655
I only lol'd at the crabs bit.

Garma Zabi !!axK0O/irg

Garma Zabi !!axK0O/irg Wed 27 May 2009 16:13:00 No.3319668 Report

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>>3319655
I agree with the other anon; this is a mostly artless buildup to the crabs punchline, which is pretty good honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 16:55:00 No.3319711 Report

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Bumped because of crabs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:26:00 No.3319757 Report

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So a Feddie says to a Zeek, "Why don't you guys fight more on earth territory?"
And the Zeek says, "Well, we would, but you see it's just too BRIGHT!"

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:32:00 No.3319768 Report

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>>3319757
THAT WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:37:00 No.3319774 Report

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>>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:39:00 No.3319775 Report

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So a Zaft says to an Orb, "Why don't you guys have such little suits?"
And the Orb says, "Well, we would, but you see, they just keep going ASTRAY!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:39:00 No.3319777 Report

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>>3319775
>why don't you guys have such little suits
i meant do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:42:00 No.3319781 Report

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>>3319775
that was pretty good actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:42:00 No.3319782 Report

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Bright: I'm looking for my son, have you seen him?
Kamille: He went Hathaway

I've got nothing. Though, somewhere out there was a guy named Jim who piloted a GM. I'm sure there's a joke in that somewhere.

Flashman !!ERci6wn3X

Flashman !!ERci6wn3X Wed 27 May 2009 17:43:00 No.3319785 Report

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So I guess the best captains are really BRIGHT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:45:00 No.3319790 Report

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So one of the Archangel crew says to Kira, "Hey, Kira, why aren't you in your mobile suit? We're on alert, you know."
And Kira says, "I want better pay, I'm going on Strike"

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:46:00 No.3319793 Report

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>>3319790

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:47:00 No.3319794 Report

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All that basement dwelling has ruined my physical condition.

brb sports GM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:48:00 No.3319796 Report

Quoted By: >>3319805

An EA officer looks to his alcohol cabinet.
"Gee, i guess we're really out of GINNS!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:50:00 No.3319805 Report

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>>3319796
They were ZAFT suits, but good effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:51:00 No.3319806 Report

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Waitress: *takes Andy's breakfast before he's through*
Andy: LaGOWE my Eggo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:52:00 No.3319810 Report

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How do you know when the Union wants to surrender?

They fly a white FLAG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:53:00 No.3319811 Report

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So Garrod's waiting for the repairs on his suit to be finished so he can head out to battle, when the chief comes up with a pair of hard boiled eggs.
"What's this about?" Garrod asks him. "Where's my mobile suit?"
"Mobile suit? You just asked me to prepare the Double Eggs"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:53:00 No.3319812 Report

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How does the Red Comet cook his steak?

He Char-grills it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:53:00 No.3319813 Report

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Why didn't Amuro want to enter the Haunted House?

Because he felt really HARROwed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:53:00 No.3319815 Report

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>>3319811
'kay I lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:57:00 No.3319820 Report

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So the chief is having problems upgrading the Airmaster. No matter how hard he trys, he can't think of any more ways to improve its performance. "I just don't know what to do," he says to Roybea, "I'm at my Witz end "

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:58:00 No.3319823 Report

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Where the fuck are all these horrible pun jokes coming from?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:59:00 No.3319826 Report

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HOWARRRD MASON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 17:59:00 No.3319830 Report

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So Azrael and Natarle are arguing about her questioning his orders.
"Why don't you ever do what I tell you, you worthless bitch?" he says.
"Well," she says, "I guess you could say I'm just a Badgiruel"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:01:00 No.3319834 Report

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>>3319830
Damn it, didn't see that one coming. And I bet she is <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:02:00 No.3319837 Report

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The pilots of the Argama ran in a charity race, everyone was there, Quattro, Emma, Fa, Reccoa, Apollo, Roberto and Kamille.

As the race started, right after the first corner Kamille fell over.

When they returned the ship Bright asked about the race, Kamille replied "I never got Fa enough to finish the race.

Okay, that one sucked.

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:03:00 No.3319841 Report

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What's the model number designation for the Crossbone Gundam? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-x78

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:05:00 No.3319852 Report

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>>3319841
ah shit i lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:06:00 No.3319854 Report

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What would happen if there was a cross over between Kou's GP03 and Shinn's Impulse?

They'd be called the MEN OF DESTINY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:08:00 No.3319862 Report

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The Strike wouldn't work, it had taken Aile

>>3319830
I always read her name as Badgirl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:08:00 No.3319864 Report

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What did Athrun say when his rifle jammed during the raid on Heliopolis?
"My Gun, damn!""

Russian Decepticon

Russian Decepticon Wed 27 May 2009 18:09:00 No.3319868 Report

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>>3319841
Ok, I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:11:00 No.3319872 Report

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The battle with Strike invoked Yzark's moments of shame, but with the new AS armor, he believe that the strike will realize that he ignited the hatred of a prideful man.

I can't do the last two songs..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:11:00 No.3319874 Report

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If Kamille was in the Godfather movie, what would be his weapon?

A Teme-Gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:11:00 No.3319875 Report

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>>3319872
Too hard to fit "Bokutachi no Yukue" in a sentence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:12:00 No.3319879 Report

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The only Moe Moe I'll accept in Gundam is MOEAGARE MOEAGARE MOEAGARE GANDAMU

Stolen from yesterday's thread.

Quess Paraya !UimdtNh2K6

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Quess Paraya !UimdtNh2K6 Wed 27 May 2009 18:13:00 No.3319882 Report

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Sheesh, I fire up the computer and the first thing I see is a Mobile Suit Pundam thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:13:00 No.3319884 Report

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Garma: Hey Char, if I was in Kamen Rider, who would I be?
Char: That's easy, you'd be ZaBee

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:14:00 No.3319886 Report

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"Hey Gato, the Val-walo got shot down."
"Well, I guess it should've been better armed

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:17:00 No.3319893 Report

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>>3319841
I lol'd
At both the joke and the picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:19:00 No.3319899 Report

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What's Homer Simpons favourite Gundam character? Mr. Bushi-DOH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:19:00 No.3319900 Report

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So after he becomes involved in ZAFT government, kira finally meets Yzak. "You seem different from the last times I saw you, you were so violent then but you seem really calm now."
So Yzak says, "I guess you could say I have Dual personality"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:21:00 No.3319903 Report

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This is the best thread ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:21:00 No.3319906 Report

Quoted By: >>3319908 >>3319914 >>3319919

After Meer dies , Kira and Athrun are pondering what happened.
"Why do you think she called the military?" Athrun says.
"I dunno," says Kira. "Maybe she just didn't Lacus"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:22:00 No.3319908 Report

Quoted By: >>3319911 >>3319914 >>3319919

>>3319906
and Athrun says back, "I dunno, I'm just not inClyned to believe that."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:24:00 No.3319911 Report

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>>3319908
But then Lacus, ever the mediator, chimes in "Now calm down boys, no one's right and no one's wrong, this is all just Meer speculation."

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:25:00 No.3319914 Report

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>>3319911
>>3319908
>>3319906

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:28:00 No.3319919 Report

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>>3319906
>>3319908
>>3319911

Script for Seed Destiny the Abridged series.

Fund it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:28:00 No.3319921 Report

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>>3319911
Kira digressed though, "I think your argument Lacus something, though I might just be being too anal."

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:30:00 No.3319922 Report

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Shall I get my cock out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:30:00 No.3319927 Report

Quoted By: >>3319932 >>3319938

After finding out the pilot of the Strike is Kira, Athrun's drowning his sorrow at a bar, and requests a scotch on the rocks.
"Sorry," the bartender says, "That's a little too hard for me."
"What?" Athrun yells drunkenly, "What's so hard about that? It's Just ice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:32:00 No.3319932 Report

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>>3319927
Yeah, Athrun has the Freedom to drink whatever he wants - they can't be Aegis-t because he's 18.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:34:00 No.3319936 Report

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>>3319922

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:34:00 No.3319938 Report

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>>3319927
You suck at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:34:00 No.3319941 Report

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>>3319936
Oh wow, I didn't expect anyone to get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:34:00 No.3319942 Report

Quoted By: >>3319947 >>3319963

Durandal: Shinn, you're getting the destiny gundam for your stellar performance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:38:00 No.3319947 Report

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>>3319942
I laughed when i really shouldn't.
;_;

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:40:00 No.3319957 Report

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>>3319938
I DON'T SEE YOU DOING ANY BETTER ;_;
Maybe I should just Exiat the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:41:00 No.3319963 Report

Quoted By: >>3319974 >>3319983 >>3319992

>>3319942
>>3319947
It was a real shame, Shinn had talked her down but then she saw the Freedom and it Destroyed any chances they had

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:43:00 No.3319974 Report

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>>3319963
Gee, thats a real buster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:44:00 No.3319980 Report

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the only thing I got is the Zaku is also Japanese for condom...

Seventy-four and eight-nineteenths

Seventy-four and eight-nineteenths Wed 27 May 2009 18:44:00 No.3319981 Report

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FUCKING BRAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:44:00 No.3319983 Report

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>>3319963
No Saviour protecting them eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:44:00 No.3319985 Report

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>>3319974
"Hey Dearka, where's Mirialia?"
"She ran out on me. I swear Yzak, if I ever find that bitch I swear I'm going to Buster"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:46:00 No.3319992 Report

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>>3319963
Shin's mustve felt like he was in an Abyss of despair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:46:00 No.3319993 Report

Quoted By: >>3319995 >>3319997

As Rau le Creuset's mind deteriorated, he began to hear voices telling him to take out the hierarchy of both sides. They told him RAU RAU FIGHT THE POWAH

Genocidal EF pilot

Genocidal EF pilot Wed 27 May 2009 18:47:00 No.3319995 Report

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>>3319993
This cracked me, didn't expect that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:47:00 No.3319997 Report

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>>3319993
ROFL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:49:00 No.3320002 Report

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The drugtrio were on the way to space when Orga suddenly heard Shani yell in anger.
"What's the matter?" he inquired.
"My headphones broke! Now I can't listen to my music!"
"Wow," Said Orga, "That's a real Calamity "
"It's probably for the best anyway," piped Clotho, "I heard once we take off those things are Forbidden anyway"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:50:00 No.3320003 Report

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>>3319992
I bet when he thinks about it really Stings

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:51:00 No.3320006 Report

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>>3320003
It was Destiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:52:00 No.3320007 Report

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>>3320003
You can't blame Kira though, the situation was utter Chaos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:52:00 No.3320009 Report

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>>3320007
Still, he shouldn't have acted on Impulse the way he did

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:54:00 No.3320014 Report

Quoted By: >>3320024 >>3320048

How come there are so many more for SEED than any other series?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:55:00 No.3320019 Report

Quoted By: >>3320021 >>3320029

So Scirocco goes to an indian restuarant, and the waiter comes to take his order.
"The usual, sir?" He says.
Scirocco smiles. "Of course. I always have the chicken tikka Messala

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:56:00 No.3320021 Report

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>>3320019
Nice one, I actually laughed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:57:00 No.3320024 Report

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>>3320014
I was just thinking that.

I guess we're just really used to making fun of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:58:00 No.3320028 Report

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So Reccoa and Char are talking.
"Why did you betray us, Reccoa?"
"Because you rejected me, Char!"
"Really? I don't have any Reccoa-llection of doing that."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:59:00 No.3320029 Report

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>>3320019
now i cant take that MS seriously

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 18:59:00 No.3320030 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:00:00 No.3320032 Report

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>>3320029
I never could. I fucking love chicken tikka masala.
By far the best foodstuff made from accidentally knocking one into another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:02:00 No.3320048 Report

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>>3320014
Because they use common English words for Gundam names.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:04:00 No.3320059 Report

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While Hathaway is running missions for Mafty, someone seems to recognise him.
"Hey, aren't you Bright's son?"
Panicking, Hathaway replies, "I don't Noa what you're talking about."

That was bad and I feel bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:06:00 No.3320074 Report

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Amuro's Gundam is badly damaged in a fight with Char, giving it in to his mechanics it is fixed several hours later. Amazed at the speed and quality of their work he exclaims - "Wow, it's just like Nu".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:08:00 No.3320081 Report

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While on his way back to his quarters, Kamille bumps into a cheerful Emma.
"Hey Emma," he says, "Did something good happen?"
"Not particularly, I'm just in a good mood." she replies. "Why do you ask?"
"Well," Kamille says, "I guess you just had a certain Sheen to you.

Is it just me or are we running out of puns

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:10:00 No.3320088 Report

Quoted By: >>3320091

While preparing to launch the marine assault against Jaburo, the Zeon forces accidentally create a large wave that knocks over a fisherman on the riverbank. He jumps up, stomping and shouting and cursing as he has lost not only his catch, but his equipment too.
"Wow," says the navigator, catching sight of him through the periscope. "That is one Mad Angler

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:10:00 No.3320090 Report

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Amuro: I tried downloading a new OS for Haro, but all it would say is "Gain Key. Gain Key.

Zeon Pilot 1: "Damn it, Ramba Ral put a woopie cushion in my cockpit!"
Zeon Pilot 2: Shameful. For a superior officer, that man is a bit of a Gouf

Oh, and while we're telling jokes: Zakrello

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:11:00 No.3320091 Report

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>>3320088
Later, as they near Jaburo, Char gives an inspirational speech to the amphibious troops as they prepare to sortie. "Okay boys," he says, " Zock it to 'em."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:13:00 No.3320093 Report

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Dearka: Athrun! Have you no Pride?!
Athrum: Don't get so High and Mighty, Colored!

Admit it, l you always knew he was an elitist asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:14:00 No.3320097 Report

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Word reaches the Federation high command of the fall of Odessa. There is much celebration, but then the general attempts to restore calm.
"Now gentlemen, I know this is excellent news, but we have to get back to work. You know as well as I that we can't afford to Revil in our victories like this."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:17:00 No.3320104 Report

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At the phantom pain base, Shams was looking for Sven. he asked Mudie and she said he was outside. "but it's dark" exclaimed Shams.
Well, he was always a bit of a Stargazer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:19:00 No.3320112 Report

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Rau reflected on the progress of his plans, and how they ahd gone so smoothly, yet he couldn't find any single thing that could be said to have facillitated it.
"Well," he thought, "I guess I'll just have to put it down to Providence"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:22:00 No.3320119 Report

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On hearing what happened to Bernie, Chris was remarkably callous in her reaction.
"He tried to take on the Alex in a Zaku? I guess he wasn't such a Wiseman after all."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:23:00 No.3320124 Report

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What did Yazan name the pig he found in the Shangri-La junkyard?
HAMbrabi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:25:00 No.3320134 Report

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Amuro went for a walk unarmed.
As he was strolling along, He noticed the red comet walking 3x faster in the other direction. With a cry of CHAR!!! he reached for his gun -damn[\spoiler] it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:28:00 No.3320137 Report

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What's a Plants chairman's favourite DOOM clone?
Marathon Durandal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:29:00 No.3320140 Report

Quoted By: >>3320156

Thanks a lot /m/, I need to study but now I can't do anything but check this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:31:00 No.3320144 Report

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Duo: Boy, piloting an MS gets tiring.
Trowa: You don't say, its giving me Heavyarms

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:34:00 No.3320152 Report

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"Heero, are we really just going to attack OZ bases without any real plan?"
"Yeah Duo, I guess I'll just Wing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:34:00 No.3320153 Report

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James in disgruntled manner: Why did you do that?
Dolores: Sorry, I can be a dick sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:36:00 No.3320156 Report

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>>3320140
Same here, I'm supposed to be writing 2500-4000 words on the Many Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics but this thread is so damn addictive

Job John was crewing one of the White Base's Anti-Aircraft turrets . Bright turned to Mirai and said "He seems to be pretty good at it"
"Well, I suppose he must be an ack-ac-guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:37:00 No.3320159 Report

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Did you hear that there's going to be a new kind of cockpit put in the Tallgeese II? It's going to respond completely to the thoughts and movements of the pilot. Apparently it's going to be called the Mobile Treize System

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:38:00 No.3320162 Report

Quoted By: >>3320168 >>3320178

Once upon a time there was a brave young woman named Kallen. Her country was taken over by a Military Super Power and branded the people of Japan the label 'Eleven'. "I'm no eleven! I'm Japanese!" she said and took to the streets to battle the empire with her rollerskating battery powered mecha. She huffed and she puffed and she killed countless soldiers and then She failed and was executed for treason

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:39:00 No.3320164 Report

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What's Char's favourite bird?

Nightingale

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:40:00 No.3320168 Report

Quoted By:

>>3320162
Hahaha
Wait, that's not funny...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:41:00 No.3320170 Report

Quoted By:

Domon has told Allenby that he's with Rain, but still she tries to put the moves on him.
"Allenby," he says, "This really isn't very Nobel [/spoiler} of you."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:46:00 No.3320178 Report

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>>3320162
you sure are a fag.
I laughed a little, anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:47:00 No.3320180 Report

Quoted By: >>3320183 >>3320187

In the Future Century, politics boils down to individual pilots' efforts Tequila Gundam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:48:00 No.3320183 Report

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>>3320180
OH GOD LOL'D HARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:49:00 No.3320187 Report

Quoted By:

>>3320180
fuck you i lold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 19:54:00 No.3320206 Report

Quoted By: >>3320504

Did you hear about that new aquatic MS they were testing? I heard its performance was Abyss-mal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 20:02:00 No.3320245 Report

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I fired Freya and millions of people died

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 20:07:00 No.3320266 Report

Quoted By:

This thread has taken a spin for the worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 20:11:00 No.3320294 Report

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It was great while it lasted. Desu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 20:16:00 No.3320314 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 20:21:00 No.3320334 Report

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>>3320119

OH GOD WHAT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 21:04:00 No.3320470 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319852
>This thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2009 21:13:00 No.3320504 Report

Quoted By:

>>3320206
Really? I heard the higherups were aGogg over it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 00:12:00 No.3321423 Report

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"Hey Char, I heard that people think you're into young girls."
"Seriously? Wouldn't have Quessed that."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 00:41:00 No.3321530 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 00:59:00 No.3321596 Report

Quoted By: >>3321730

>>3319545

So a Zeek says to a feddie, "Why don't you guys use more mobile suits?"
And the Feddie says, "Well, we would, but you see we have BALLS "

Im surprisedf this one wasn't mentioned...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 01:11:00 No.3321656 Report

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lol wtf?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 01:28:00 No.3321730 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319588
>>3321596
You sir,
fail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 01:37:00 No.3321774 Report

Quoted By:

What did Garrod do when he was caught stealing a mobile suit?

He Ran.

I'll just find my own way out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 01:44:00 No.3321800 Report

Quoted By:

What's Seabook Arno's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Caribbean.

Thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 03:08:00 No.3322175 Report

Quoted By: >>3322195

What do you call it when Setsuna beats himself up?

A Gundam Fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 03:14:00 No.3322195 Report

Quoted By:

>>3322175
So help me I laughed.

Thu 28 May 2009 03:25:00 No.3322232 Report

Quoted By:

White Base Soldier 1: So, did you see that Ramba Ral guy blow himself up?

White Base Soldier 2: Yeah, what a Gouf

heh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 03:37:00 No.3322291 Report

Quoted By: >>3322310

>>3319782
Early volumes of Ecole du Ciel in fact translated GM as Jim. Don't know if that helps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 03:45:00 No.3322310 Report

Quoted By: >>3322365

>>3322291
Does anyone have that page of Genshiken with the fail translations? Don't remember if it was Jim or Gimu though, but it was a page full of Gundam jokes and they all had something horribly wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 03:52:00 No.3322328 Report

Quoted By: >>3322337 >>3322371

How many Cyber Newtypes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four

Z Thu 28 May 2009 03:54:00 No.3322337 Report

Quoted By:

>>3322328
You bastard you mad me laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:00:00 No.3322358 Report

Quoted By:

My favorite piece of One Year War propaganda was the book "Mein Kampfer"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:01:00 No.3322365 Report

Quoted By:

>>3322310

The Chuang-Yi edition of Hellsing Volume 8 has "Turn-X" referred to as DAN-X

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:03:00 No.3322371 Report

Quoted By:

>>3322328
>How many Cyber Newtypes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Rosamie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:05:00 No.3322375 Report

Quoted By:

Gundam? Damn near KILLED 'em

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:07:00 No.3322385 Report

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What's the name of Char and Amuro's duet song?

LALAH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:08:00 No.3322387 Report

Quoted By: >>3322418

So I pinched Roux's ass, and then something flipped me over.

"Ow! What the hell was that?" I said.
It was Judau.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:09:00 No.3322393 Report

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What did the people say when the eldest Zabi son won the car race?

He was Gihren.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:12:00 No.3322402 Report

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Bright felt the crew needed some discipline, so he made them run laps around the Argama.

About halfway through, everyone sees Astronaige sitting back and relaxing.

"You can't be done already," says Ino.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to Beecha."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:15:00 No.3322411 Report

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Bright sneaks behind Mirai and gives her a little nibble on the ear.

"We can't, where are the kids?" She says.
"Relax," he says, "They're at the Puru. [/spoiler.]

Z Thu 28 May 2009 04:17:00 No.3322418 Report

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>>3322387
I might use this on someone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:17:00 No.3322420 Report

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You heard of this Gaogaigar fellow? They say he's the cat's pajamas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:19:00 No.3322427 Report

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Sayla sprained her ankle.

"Carry me, Amuro!" She says.
"I can't," he replies.
"You've got too much Mass."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:22:00 No.3322434 Report

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"I'm not sure how I feel about all this Bonta-kun merchandise. It just feels like a big KASHIM[/spoile]["

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:23:00 No.3322436 Report

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Jerid was in the infirmary.

"Well, you've got rope burns, son." Said the medic.
"What happened?"

"You see," says Jerid,
"I was bound, doc."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:26:00 No.3322450 Report

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Kamille meets Batman.

Instantly, a silent bond is formed between them.
They think only one thought.

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:31:00 No.3322468 Report

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Duo is standing next to Relena, when suddenly, Relena is shot.

"Why didn't you save her?" Says Dorothy.
"Come on," Duo replies.
"I'm no Heero."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:37:00 No.3322487 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 04:51:00 No.3322527 Report

Quoted By:

How would one describe her piloting skills?

Excellent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 05:11:00 No.3322598 Report

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EFSF Operator 1: This is terrible. Neo-Zeon has attacked 5th Luna, and Axis. Any clue on where they're headed next?

EFSF Operator 2: Luna 2.
EO1: No, I said 5th Luna and Axis, they haven't attacked Luna too.
EO2: No, Luna 2.
EO1: The Moon is fine! Why would Char's forces attack there?
EO2: LUNA TWO!

repeat ad nauseum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 05:24:00 No.3322629 Report

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In the Ptolemaios hangar, Setsuna is polishing the Exia R2.
Lockon comes in.
"She's a real beauty, isn't she?" asks Setsuna.

Lockon replies, "Sure, but the way you gush about her, you'd think she was a Gadess."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 05:27:00 No.3322645 Report

Quoted By: >>3322679

Usso is bullying Shinji around.

"Don't just sit there and take that," says Kouji.

"You've got to STAND UP TO THE VICTORY~"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 05:30:00 No.3322666 Report

Quoted By: >>3322717

Setsuna and Kamille are having lunch.
"If there is a God," says Setsuna, "It's a Gundam. But a religion needs a symbol."

"That's easy," replies Kamille, "I believe it's the sign of Zeta."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 05:34:00 No.3322679 Report

Quoted By:

>>3322645

Oh man a Shinji Uso crossover would be awesome.

"MY FATHER NEVER LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEDDDD MEEEEEEE"

"I never got to know my father before he crashed his battleship into a Zancare Warship and was vaporized in the ensuing explosion. Almost everyone I knew died during a horrible war in which I killed hundreds of people. My mom was crushed before my eyes by a giant land battleship, but its alright since I managed to recover her mangled, severed head from the wreckage. But hey, that's life."

"... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNN"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 05:44:00 No.3322717 Report

Quoted By: >>3322730

>>3322666

Oh what an ironic post number I had, considering the subject.

Setsuna introduces all his friends to Exia.
"Gundam, this is Tobe. Tobe, Gundam."

Russian Decepticon

Russian Decepticon Thu 28 May 2009 05:51:00 No.3322730 Report

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>>3322717
I lol'd

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 05:57:00 No.3322756 Report

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Patrick, if you don't take your duties more seriously you'll never get Ahead in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 06:00:00 No.3322765 Report

Quoted By:

After meeting Queen Dianna, Loran had Anew outlook on life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 06:05:00 No.3322773 Report

Quoted By:

What the hell?
I couldn't hear the last Gundam episode's OP.

Oh, it must have been because it was done by a Silent Voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 06:13:00 No.3322791 Report

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Kycilia caught Degwin falling asleep during Gihren's speech.

"Oh, how embarassing," he said.
"I must have Dozle'd off."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 06:15:00 No.3322797 Report

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Q: What's Tieria's favorite game?
A: Space In-Veda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 06:23:00 No.3322817 Report

Quoted By: >>3322881

What's Revil's favorite lunchmeat?

Salamis.

Know of a good place to go swimming?
Sure! Australia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 06:27:00 No.3322836 Report

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The Black Tri-Stars are also an elite weaving team.
They put in plenty of practice time at Loum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 06:32:00 No.3322863 Report

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Char went on a date. His date thought it went well, and she asked if they could meet up again.

"I'm afraid not," said Char.
"You're just too much of an old type."

>wooooo it's like I'm telling jokes to myself.

Clumsy Robot !!BKhfDt12S

Clumsy Robot !!BKhfDt12S Thu 28 May 2009 06:35:00 No.3322881 Report

Quoted By:

>>3322817
I nearly lol'd at the second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 06:38:00 No.3322897 Report

Quoted By:

You know the most tragic thing about Bernie's death?

He didn't have insurance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 07:01:00 No.3322984 Report

Quoted By: >>3323027

Did you know Kamille's a surfer?

Sure, he's a regular Waverider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 07:10:00 No.3323027 Report

Quoted By:

>>3322984

You know what Kamille hates most? Vegetables.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 07:16:00 No.3323060 Report

Quoted By:

Bright gathers the captains for the daily briefing.

"-and the operation will commence at 0800. Let me conclude by handing out this week's Cleanest Ship Award to Jamil Neate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 07:17:00 No.3323068 Report

Quoted By:

Hey have you heard about Wang Liu Mei's new hairstyle?

Yeah, I heard that she's put it up in Ribbons

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2009 07:32:00 No.3323179 Report

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Domon and Kyoji are having a footrace. Domon falls behind and shouts, "Hey Kyoji, wait up!"

Kyoji shouts back, "Eat my Schwarz Domon!"

Rain smiled as the two came in, going to comfort Domon. "Come on, you know how your brother would be if he lost. He's a real Bruder when he's upset."

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