>>4862374Ah, shit. That's what I get for posting when I first wake up. ...Damnit. Reposting it, so that it's done right:
Mien Gott in Himmel! You two have been bustin out rhymes?
Time for me to step it up, then.
A- To the-S- To the U-K-A
Too late for you fools, don't try to run away
Call me Sohryu, or call me Shikinami
I'll still ruin you, hit with the force of a tsunami
Call me Ms. Chopin, making music so sweet
My words and this funk make you move you feet
Hey puppet, you think you hot, dat you've been wild?
Step the the fuck back and wring towels, First Child!
When you spoke your rhymes, I damn near hurled.
Imma call you back come the end of the world.
You try to act cool, collected and calm
But we all know who got stupid with a bomb
Woke up in a bed, all covered in Verbände
Looks like you need a helping hand
Commander, you think you're the Scheisse?
A'ight, i'll bring it, and it won't be nice.
You waited to save me 'cause you felt the fear
Knew what was gonna happen if I stayed near
I'd wreck your shit, all you plans would fail
Like your head was cut off by a fallbeil
You couldn't fuck this, you crazy dummkopf
The closest you get is when your son jerks off
Everyone knows my skills were the best
See how well I rose to the test
MP EVAS were comin, power runnin low
I still gave the best damn fight scene in the show
So if someone asks for the best, y'all remember who
It's the bad-ass playa in EVA-02.
You think you can top this? Bring yo worst.
At the end of the day, we'll see who's Oberst.
Respect.