The plot of Star Driver,

OMG I'm handsome.

Oh lookie over there, a reasonably cute girl.

Imma gonna rabu her 4eva desu ka~

OMG I'm a king. I rabu that girl more.

Oh no I rabu her as well, what are we going to do.

I know, let's share. Let us shallow faggots love an incredibly shallow pathetic girl for the rest of our lives.

Tres bien~