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Here's a question, /m/. Why, when we have our regular super robot dick-waving contests, is this sexual motherfucker never mentioned? You go on about Black Getter being rape incarnate, but Black Getter doesn't rape in the same way as the RahXephon does. Black Getter is a drunk street thug brutalising a drugged up hippie, whilst the RahXephon is a fucking serial rapist, a master criminal. He knows not a fucking thing stands a chance against him, but he chills and lets him them think they do. He fucking TOYS with the monster of the week. Zeorymer might be capable of doing all kinds of spectacular shit, but has he ever broken a monster in half with his fucking face? And I don't mean a headbutt, I mean Rah fucking stands there and lets this monster ram him and the monster fucking tears apart with the impact. He can also turn back time if a fight doesn't go exactly as fucking planned, shoot things that are stuck in high orbit, use fucking laser swords and blasts of light to rape the enemy (although that's him showing mercy instead of deciding to RIP AND TEAR your ass), and his ultimate power? To rewrite all of reality exactly the way he fucking wants it. He takes the world and fucks it wide open and kills half the cast in the process, because fuck, man, he's the RahXephon. He does whatever the fuck he wants.