I have some questions.
1: is that Matthew McConnaghey? If so, I think I might be okay with this. I honestly haven't thought about who would play the Cobes in a live action movie (beyond "cocky white dude") but this seems okay.
2: You think maybe some Matthew Sweet on the soundtrack? Closing credits perhaps? You old fucks know what I'm layin' down here.
3: It seems like a pretty basic idea - "swashbuckling space opera with loads of saucy space ladies" is not a hard nut to crack - but if 30-odd years of watching movies have taught me anything, Hollywood is amazing at fucking up even the simplest ideas.
I'm not exactly quivering with anticipation, but I am prepared to like this. However, if it sucks, I am equally prepared to pretend like it never happened, and renounce whatever stake the original stuff had in my upbringing. Either way I'm growing my sideburns back.
IN THE FUTURE, SMOKING IS GOOD FOR YOU AGAIN, BECAUSE THE FUTURE IS THE '70'S