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The awkward life in Equestria

Luna !zwKM9MP2/U Tue 06 Mar 2012 09:03:00 No.413802 View View Reply Original Report

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>Out with main 6 they want to try some restaurant with you to introduce you too their culture
>Get menu
>Everything is flowers, salads, candy, icecream
>Waiter comes back "What will you all have"
>"I'll do you guys have Cheeseburgers?"
>The main 6 look at you the waiter asks what you mean
>"Ya know like meat from cows""
>The restaurant goes quite, everyone looking at out
>"We... we don't eat cows here anon... they are people" Twilight says
>"O-oh right... I'll just have a salad"
>you slump into your seat
>Food comes out every one chows down you notice
>The main six try to get you to eat flowers,
>"Here anon try this it is a delicate flower, try a bite" FS says
>You agree after the 6 egg you on
>Take a bite, moments later you feel funny
> Hallucinations start happening, the flower doesn't mix with humans as it does with ponies
>You awake hours later naked on the edge of town the main six looking at you
FUCKING EQUESTRIA
more?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 09:05:00 No.518371 Report

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>>518082
>>518345

Or, I could totally jump to conclusions from seeing the world bible and spurt shit out of my mouth before understanding.

Mah bad.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 09:12:00 No.518535 Report

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>>518345
Nigga. Iz you tryina say you made dis story!?
I am(sudden deja vu) most definitely pissed right about now!!! I don't need a name to say that I made it and am currently going to continue after Blech[as].

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 09:17:00 No.518626 Report

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>>518345
>>518535
took that out of context*
goddamn I'm tired

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 10:59:00 No.520438 Report

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>>518005
>I guess I should tell her the truth
>--:Celestia and I were just having a having a tea party, nothing else! please dismiss yourself.
>Damn you right-winged brain!
>Fluttershy saddened:Oh, well, ok-k...
>Celestia:anon, how rude! Fluttershy, you may do as you please. Even stick around for our tea party. All are welcome.
>If I had a bat I would've smacked your head against the wall with it.
>Fluttershy:Oh, I don't mind, really.
>Celestia:No, Please, I insist.
>That is so unbelievably contradictive I might as well get lung cancer and blame it on my drug addiction.
>Fluttershy bemused:oh, ok?
>As she settled herself next to the royal table, Celestia hovered a cup of tea next to her and poured her a drink.
>She merrily took a sip of the tea
>The presence of an innocent being is reluctant
>Fluttershy:So what were you guys talking about?
>--:oh, you know, critters and stuff.
>Fluttershy bright-eyed:Oh How Wonderful! I Love Little Critters!
>--rhetorical:OH YOU DONT SAY?
>Celestia somewhat catty:I do believe we were talking about how your people have pets?
>A feeling of relief runs down my spinal cord when she disregarded the malicious facts of life.
>Fluttershy benevolent:Pets! You Have Pets! Incredible! Are They Like The Pets We Have! Tell Me More! Please! Tell Me More!
>The way she looks at me almost makes me want to marry her right now
>Her cuteness is so irresistible, I had to tell her everything!
2Bcontinuedmaybe|err|tommorrow

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 15:05:00 No.523778 Report

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>>515062
Thread? Dying? Pfft, fuck no. Have some content before tomorrow.
12/?

>Well Twilight seems capable enough to handle this. She knows the Canterlot Archives better than anyone, she can take it to the Starswirl Wing.
>This, apparently, was a horrible suggestion.
Twilight: "Are you CRAZY?! I couldn't possibly take that book to the archives right now! I've got way too much to do cataloguing all these new entries while you check the old ones as is! Even if I did have time, there's no way I'd risk moving that thing myself!"
>Why not?
T: "Protective magic or not, that book is OLD. I wouldn't put my hooves or mouth anywhere near Starswirl's work."
>Use magic...?
T:"And risk counteracting the protective spells put on over a thousand years ago? No thanks."
>Twilight huffs and slouches to the ground.
T: "We'd need something far less crude than hooves to move this book. Something delicate. Something to keep a firm hold on it from multiple angles without applying too much pressure. But what?"
> Man you head itches. Might as well let out a scratch while you think of a way to help Twlight.
>She's uh, staring at you pretty intently. You can't imagine what could possibly so int-
Oh fuck.
>Never has a person shoved their hands so swiftly into their pockets.

RazgrizS57

RazgrizS57 Sun 11 Mar 2012 15:14:00 No.523902 Report

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>>480991

Oh god it's great to see someone carried on from my first post!
Need more tag stories!

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Equestrian Breaker Sun 11 Mar 2012 15:29:00 No.524093 Report

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>>523778
I should mention this story is likely to be pretty long.
13/?

Twilight: "Anon..."
>No.
T: "Could you.."
>No.
T: "But those hands of yours are perfect for"
>No. No. A thousand times No. By the gods above and horrors below No.
>Thinking to yourself, the last thing you want to do is put your hands anywhere near the dam thing that just gave you hooves.
T: "Pleeeeeaaaase? I'm really in a bind here, and I need your help! There's nopony else around!"
>Dem eyes... No fuck that, YOUR hands.
>But... dem eyes.
>Fine.
T: "Oh thank you thank you thank you! Here' take this sigil to prove you're working for Celestia and the library - you'll need it to gain access to the archives. Put the book back in its place. EXACTLY in its place, and meet me back here."
>That almost sounded like a threat. Looking down at the sigil, you notice two things. One, its engraving are amazingly detailed. Two, it's heavy as hell since it's made entirely out of gold.
>You ponies must take your archiving seriously to have a gold sigil like this.
T: "Hm? Well I do, but what's so important about gold? It's just shiny. Silly Anon, well, back to work!"
Ponies.

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Equestrian Breaker Sun 11 Mar 2012 15:36:00 No.524184 Report

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>>524093
14/?
>Walking back over to the table with the Amniomorphics text on it, you can't help but feel a little worried. You stare the book down for a good thirty seconds before Twilight nags you about how time is of the essence.
>Alright Alright. You reach a hand in for the book...
>And pull a hand with book back. Thank Celestia.
>Time to mosey. Book carefully wrapped into in your hands and arms, Twilight's gaze burning into the back of your skull, you head out of the public section of the library and towards the gardens.
>So far so good. Got a book. Walkin in a garden. Got no hooves. Got a big gold sigil in your pocket. Smooth sailin.
>You've been able to spy the top of the Canterlot Archive's Wizard section since you first walked into the gardens. Fancy enough place. Nice big sun thing on top of it - a common theme in the royal palace - a tower, and a large entry hall beneath it.
>Of course the building wasn't the only interesting thing nearby. The Royal Canterlot Gardens were a spectacle to hold on their own. All types of flora arose, and the garden was the living place of several fauna as well. In particular, you'd seen Philomena, Celestia's Phoenix fly around the area several times. Probably likes the area, but you wouldn't doubt it if the Princess wanted to keep an eye on the garden's... newest addition.

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Equestrian Breaker Sun 11 Mar 2012 15:39:00 No.524228 Report

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>>524184
15/?

>Discord. Ever since his second "disruption", Celestia had him moved to the inner gardens so that nothing could possibly interfere with his imprisonment. Understandable enough, but it still creeped you out now and again. A living being - an immortal even - trapped in stone? Sounded like something straight out of a fable. Something a little unbelievable.
>Oh god here comes that bush. You know that bush. You've been freaked out by that bush since you started your stay here in Canterlot and had to walk at night through the gardens to your quarters. You hate that god dam bush. It's not so much the bush itself, it's what's behind it.
Him.
>Stone or not Discord is fucking scary to walk past. Arms stretched out in panic, that one look of horror etched permanently on his face. Those eyes. Those stone dead eyes. Forever set in place, one dilated more than the other. You always make a point to stay out of the "evil eye" cone of the statue's vision as much as possible. Shuffling past quickly, you can't help but look back once you're pa
>JESUSFUCKHESLOOKINGATYOU.
>GO GO GO GO GO GO
You trip.
The book goes flying.

End day 3.75. SEE YA TOMORROW.

Sun 11 Mar 2012 15:49:00 No.524358 Report

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>>474089
I used to have sides. Then this came...

Keep 'em coming, if you can!

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 15:53:00 No.524393 Report

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>>524228
oh shi...!
anyway i love you, you are the best of the thread.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 18:33:00 No.526387 Report

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ha!

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 22:15:00 No.529661 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2012 23:40:00 No.530990 Report

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>>524228
Or she puts him into that Hellhole that we just saw this episode. You know, that place in which all evil beings resides in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 00:26:00 No.531705 Report

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>At a high-class party in Canterlot
>Rarity brought you along, told you she would make you all the casual clothes you want if you model a gem-lined suit for her
>It's not your style, but you've gotta look nice for all the snooty unicorns
>Listening to Rarity discuss fashion with a few dressed up unicorns by the buffet table
>Out of nowhere, a slender white mare with a pink mane drapes herself over your shoulder
>Rarity continues as though nothing is happening, so you play it cool
>Later in the night as the party is winding down, a white stallion with blue hair, a monicle and silly mustache takes a seat next to you.
>"I say Anon, it seems my wife has taken quite a shine to you."
>Fancypants gestures to the white and pink mare from eariler
>"Unfortunately, I'm not the young stud I once was. Would you be willing to spend the night with her tomorrow? You'll be well compensated of course."
>Before you can come up with a response, it's Rarity out of fucking nowhere
>"Why of course Anon would be honored to have an intimate night with Fleur!"
>"Splended!"
>Fancypants levitates an envelope over to Rarity

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 00:40:00 No.531931 Report

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>>531705
http://pastebin.com/WpUa7b6Z
Post redacted due to spamfilter, anyone know what's tripping it here?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 00:42:00 No.531975 Report

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>>531931
>The next day passes in a blur, you spend it in your suite trying to calm your nerves
"Fuck it, I've been paid in advance, this can't be too hard right?"
>You wish you could meet Rarity for lunch, but she's booked solid with various events
>All you have is a list of instructions she left for you, it's all stuff like "Treat her like a lady" and "Confidence, confidence, confidence!"
>She left an order with room service for an absurd amount of food. You're not really hungry but you eat a bit anyway
>You glance at the clock, it's go time

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 00:44:00 No.531997 Report

Quoted By: >>532039 >>532042 >>533253

>>531975
>Turns out she's staying in the same hotel as you, so it's a short trip up to her room
>You open the door with the key you were given and step inside.
>Her suite is way nicer than the room you you've got
>You take a look around, place seems to be empty
"Uh, hello?"
>With a soft clop-clop-clop, the mare walks into the room.
>You didn't notice it before, but this horse is pure sex on hooves
>Her long, slender legs seem to go on forever as they lead up to her thick plot
>Her big, soulful eyes look you up and down, she licks her lips and walks over to the bed
>Her horn glows and your suit removes itself and floats to a hanger in the closet

So there's pretty much no way this doesn't turn into a clopfic from here, should I finish this or is that kind of thing frowned upon here?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 00:46:00 No.532039 Report

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>>531997
Find a way to make it NOT a clopfic

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 00:46:00 No.532042 Report

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>>531997

Pastebin it with a post here I'd say, but don't clop up the thread.
Le hope for tweest ending of some sort.

!!J5hn2DTd8L1

!!J5hn2DTd8L1 Mon 12 Mar 2012 00:47:00 No.532057 Report

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>>531705
Rarity is now Anon's pimp?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 02:01:00 No.533253 Report

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>>531997
>You feel a bit silly, with her laying on the bed and you standing there in your boxers with a dumb look on your face
>As you walk over, Rarity's list comes to mind
>"Start slow, take your time"
>You figure you'll begin with a bit of massage
>She shudders a bit as you run your hands down her back to her flank
>Taking care, you start to circle the Fleur-de-Lis on her plot, gradually applying pressure
>Before long she rolls over, you're not ready to go all the way with this so you stick with a belly rub
>She seems to enjoy it, so you keep going
>She's got her head in your lap now, she's looking up at you
>What did the list say? Don't touch the horn unless she initiates?
>Seems like she's asking for it, so you ghost your fingers over her horn
>It's not like horns you've seen around Canterlot, even Rarity's was short and blunt, this one is long, slender and very sharp
>She's starting to pant, as you give the horn long, gentle strokes
>It's very soft, not at all what you were expecting.
>Her eyes are shut tight, she lets out a soft moan as you lean down and give the horn a lick
>It's like a vanilla creamsicle, and it gives your tongue a bit of a tingle as you run up and down it's ridges
>Her horn starts to glow and the smell of vanilla and ozone fills the room
>Something from the list springs to mind: "Don't be in front of the horn when it goes off"
>What did she mean "when it goes off?"
>As if to answer, Fleur's eyes shoot open, they're empty and glowing white
>A bolt of vanilla lightning shoots through you, throwing you across the room into the wall
>Anon has whited out!

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 02:11:00 No.533456 Report

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>>533253
>You pick yourself up and glance at the clock
>It's been a little over an hour since you left your room, you can't have been out long
>Fleur is spread out on the bed, asleep and breathing heavily
>The last piece of Rarity's advice springs to mind
>"If you put her to sleep, you're done, but don't try to bore her with conversation"
>You pull the blanket over the sleeping pony, get dressed, turn out the light and slip out the door
>You stumble back to your room, eat some leftovers from the fridge and fall asleep

>A knock on your door awakens you, it's Rarity in one of her signature giant hats and a tray of breakfast
>"Well Anon, I must say, you must have done quite a good job last night. Looks like you earned yourself a bit of a bonus."
>She floats an envelope over, it simply says "Anon" in a nice cursive script
>You open it, a pile of bits floods out as you unfold the paper inside
>It's a pin-up plot-shot of Fleur-de-Lis, signed "Thanks for the wonderful night" and the mark from her flank
>"That's yours to keep, of course. Now get cleaned up. We've got a train to catch"
Fucking Unicorns

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 05:57:00 No.537904 Report

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>>524228
And we're back. 16/?

>You think back to your childhood.
"Hey Anon, want to come play catch with us?"
>Only thing I'm catching is Pokemans.
"Aw come on it'll be fun!"
>Nope.
>shouldhavedonesprotsinschool.png
>Gravel rolls off of your stomach as you manage to get up to a crouch.
>Book has already hit apex and is plummeting to the ground, pages twirling as they catch wind.
>Leaping forward from your crouch, you slide forward to where the book will land, arms outstretched. Unfortunately, your landing causes gravel to bounce into your eyeballs. Way to go.
>Arms feebly held in front of you, you wait and pray.
Thump.
>You feel a weight in your hands.
>You swear to play Frisbee every day for the rest of your life when you get back to Ponyville.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 06:01:00 No.537981 Report

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>>537904
17/?

>Placing the book carefully in your lap, you take a moment to rub your eyes.
>Stand up. Look at the book. Leather seems fine. Better check the inside since it flipped.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 06:02:00 No.537998 Report

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>>537981
18/?

>Cover page is fine. Doesn't look like any ink issues or wearing on the next few pages. Better check some middle pages. Everything seems in or
Rip.
>you tore a fucking page
> YOU TORE A FUCKING PAGE
>fix it fix it fix it fix it
>Ok Ok. Just, just carefully place it back. There. Now try and turn another page over i
The new page completely dethatches.
Only your left hand is holding the book now.
It's holding the left cover
Gravity flops the book pages over to the right side.
The spine unglues after a thousand years.
The book strains on the limp end page still connected to the spine.
>You try to grab the clump of pages with your right hand from below.
>Your grab it, but it's all too late.
>The end page is ripping off of the spine, it's all fucked up, some pages are ripped from each other.
> You feel like crying but you'll get the fucking pages wet. All you can do is stare at the ream of paper in your right hand as your left holds the Hydra leather cover.
The wind blows.
The paper turns to dust without the hydra skin cover to protect it.
> You fall to your knees and frantically start shoving the dust onto the cover.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 06:04:00 No.538040 Report

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>>537998
19/?
>Your mind is racing about how utterly fucked you are.
>Twilight is going to kill you. Celestia is going to kill you. You've annihilated a precious artifact
>Even if you lie, they'll find out the archives are incomplete sooner or later
>Twilight would probably even check later that day
>You grasp the dust covered hydra leather from both ends and look at the worthless insides.
>Why now? Why you? What the hell did you do wrong? Why did you deserve this?
>You just wanted to help out. You just wanted to help your reputation with the ponyfolk and be a good friend. And now this crap happens. You finally get accepted into society, and fate throws you a curveball of buttfuck.
>You just wish the pages could go back. That the book never ripped apart.
>You just wish that none of this stupid crap was going on, that you didn't deserve it, that the book was fine. That the stupid spine wasn't torn to pieces and that you never tore that front page, that
Your hands feel heavier.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 06:07:00 No.538085 Report

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>>538040
20/?

>You look down.
>The book is open to some middle page and is whole. You flip the pages and find no faults.
>Without blinking, you stand up, close the book, tuck it under your shoulder, and walk towards the Canterlot Archives.
>You barely manage to give the guards a nod and show them your Celestial Sigil as you walk past for entrance.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 06:12:00 No.538156 Report

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>>413973
this is goddamn hilarious

>rope

>rope Mon 12 Mar 2012 07:34:00 No.539466 Report

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intredasting

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Equestrian Breaker Mon 12 Mar 2012 11:11:00 No.543152 Report

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>>538085
21/?
>The inner guards start escorting you to the Starswirl the Bearded wing.
>The architecture in this place is amazing. A shame so few ponies get to see it. Tapestries and banners lined the walls of each carpeted hall. Each door and border was artistically designed with great scrutiny. The floors shifted in-between different woods, base stone, and marbles. Your path leads you up two flights of stairs, and you note the landings are bigger than usual. Ponies have to place all four feet, after all.
>As you walk down a side corridor with the guards, you not the sword and shield hangings. Horseshoe crests, quaint.
>Curiosity gets the better of you. These shields are...well, huge. Swords, too. At least for a pony. Did the honestly go through the trouble of making blades that big for display? You turn to one of the guards.
>Interesting swords.
>The guard speaks without turning.
Guard: "Hydra Slaying."

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Equestrian Breaker Mon 12 Mar 2012 11:13:00 No.543183 Report

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>>543152
22/?
>Well that answers that. Still.
>Awfully big shield and weaponry, though. How do you hold them?
G: "Hold...?"
>You note a slowing in the guards step. Good lord, he's never even considered the concept. You quickly realize that it's likely none of ponydom ever has. The guard turns to look at you quizzically, you give off a poor attempt at a smile.
G: "Those weapons are just about as old as Canterlot itself. Back when things were wilder, mythical creatures were a constant threat. It fell to the royals and their guard to protect their people. Earth ponies could settle public brawling and small squabbles well enough, but it took a Unicorn to make use of anything that would damage a Hydra. Usually, each group of royal guards was put into pairs. One to block, one to attack. That's why the shields are so big - they're meant to protect two ponies. Each unit had to trust their partner with their lives. One had to best the beast while the other protected them from its blows. Were either pony to falter, both would fall. It was a much harder time, but we still practice to this day. Just in case."
>The Guard pauses for a moment, still trying to handle an incredibly foreign concept.
G:"What would we hold them with? Our...mouths?"
>If you weren't holding that damn book, your hands would be soundly in your pockets.

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Equestrian Breaker Mon 12 Mar 2012 11:16:00 No.543220 Report

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>>543183
23/?
>The guard shrugs the thought off.
G:"Doesn't seem very effective."
>So every royal and Unicorn protector had to fight like that?
G:"Every protector except Starswirl. Now that was an incredible pony."
>Starswirl the Bearded was a Protector?
G:"You didn't know? Ol' Beardy was a wizard and researcher, sure, but he was a /court/ wizard. Canterlot's first, in fact. One of a court wizards many duties is, of course, to defend his ruler and the kingdom. Starswirl managed to do what no pony ever could. Instead of using magic to raise sword and shield, he rose sword and shield /as magic/! The only pony in Equestrian history to be able to attack and defend alone like that. True to his solitary nature, I suppose."
>The guard slows down his steps and comes to a stop in front of a barred passageway.
G:"Speaking of which. Here's your stop, Anon. Enjoy the rest of your stay in Canterlot!"
>The guards leave you after unlocking the gate. You take a long look at the odd symbol above the doorway, then head in.

That's it for now, more to come tomorrow. I'm not sure how input will slow down as le real world makes me busy.

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Equestrian Breaker Mon 12 Mar 2012 11:20:00 No.543293 Report

Quoted By: >>543335 >>545437

I'd also note that the thread's got a good wad of great stories in it, and I hope it gets archived. I've saved my stuff and a few of my favorites, but I'd hate to see it all go to waste.

If this thread caps out, I'm not sure if I'll start a new one of my own or wait until I've finished my story completely. I'm not sure if I would post frequently enough to keep it alive without comments.

Anyway, need moar stories here. I've have more tomorrow.

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Equestrian Breaker Mon 12 Mar 2012 11:23:00 No.543335 Report

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>>543293
I'll* have more tomorrow. Herpderp. Have a Derpy impression of Starswirl.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 14:19:00 No.545437 Report

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>>543293
It will always have a place on my hard drive.

And perhaps we could consider taking some of these stories and posting them to some kind of a fanfiction archive? Like archiveofourown.org

I mean, it would be nice to keep these stories not only extant, but also Googlable.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 14:49:00 No.545729 Report

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>Rainbow Dash flying around above you
>"Hey Anon, are there any pegasi versions of humans?"
>Nope.
>"That's a shame. guess all humans miss out on being able to fly."
>"Oh we can fly alright."
>Explain for a while the basics of aircraft, from hand gliders to supersonic jets.
>She seems impressed at it all, but Twilight looks concerned
>"Isn't some of that dangerous?"
>"Yeah, especially during the early experiments a lot of people died when things went wrong."
>"But why would humans do such dangerous things?"
>"Boredom, I suppose. A lot of humans would rather die trying the impossible than just give up."
>RD seems to understand this, perhaps thinking if she was born an Earth Pony she'd do the same.

optional extra
>"Don't tell me humans use these flying machines to kill each other too."
>Never mention why Spitfire's name is so familiar to you

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 19:40:00 No.548348 Report

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Bumpin this

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 19:47:00 No.548422 Report

Quoted By: >>549938

remember when this board didnt have stupid fics about living in Equestria all over the place? I do.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 21:07:00 No.549403 Report

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Im liking where this is going

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 21:51:00 No.549938 Report

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>>548422
Good writefags and epic topic posters= Alicorns
Good image Makers and good topic posters = Unicorns
Decent/Bad image makers and meh topic posters = Pegasi
Solely Commentfags, no input= Earth Ponies

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Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 22:35:00 No.550431 Report

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>>549938
fair enough. I dont mind the occasional fic here and there as long as they are decent (this one is) but I take exception to how prevalent it has become

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2012 22:48:00 No.550616 Report

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>>550431
That sounds like a reasonable response. At least everything's pocketed into their respective threads so they can be passed over if you're not into it / it's bad quality.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Mar 2012 01:15:00 No.552818 Report

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Seems like we just reached bump limit, someone better make a new thread

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Anonymous Tue 13 Mar 2012 01:15:00 No.552828 Report

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>>543220

Dear Reader,

It is frightfully clear that this thread is reaching a post limit. There more story to be told - far more than could be held within the remaining space of this thread.

I intend to finish the story, but depending on spare time and imaginative spark that could be a matter of days or take until next week. Know that the entire story is planned out. All important meetings, battles (yes, battles), other key events, and interactions with the world are already set in stone. It's just a matter of filling the in-betweens with delicious fluff. I'm not sure whether to post the story in it's own thread, which would have a chance of simply falling off depending on my work speed, or if I should wait until I'm complete. I'm leaning towards complete.

What matters right now, though, is this thread. I've saved the contents for myself, but its archive is nearing deletion date thanks to natural pony bashing. I would implore you, dear reader, to create a simple account on the link below and vote the archive up, so that it may be more easily accessed than re-upload from hard drives.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/mlp/38940/the-awkward-life-in-equestriaequestria

I'd hate such a thread to fade away.

Equestrian Breaker

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Equestrian Breaker Tue 13 Mar 2012 01:16:00 No.552847 Report

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As for my story, I'll write it more when I've time today. Tell me if you're interested in any early looks, and perhaps I can arrange something. I'd also love to hear any criticisms up to this point. Please direct them to [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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Thanks for your time, reader, and thank all of you Anons for this thread. Again, I'll post my story in its entirety when it is complete. I'd dare say the lengths to which it stretches are more than could ever be expected. It will touch the very core of Equestrian history and sunder it. Expectations may be solidified or shattered depending on how keen the reader has been to this point. Equestria present won't alter much, but it will never be the same.

"Ageless" will be completed and reposted here with an absolute deadline of April 1st(no foolin), but more than likely at some point during the week before.

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Luna !zwKM9MP2/U Tue 13 Mar 2012 02:39:00 No.554295 Report

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damn this thread turned out great

>rope

>rope Tue 13 Mar 2012 04:07:00 No.556002 Report

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>>554295
I know right?

Equestrian Breaker

Equestrian Breaker Tue 13 Mar 2012 06:30:00 No.558902 Report

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