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>Be in college communications class
>Considered the go to student for the class because of my good oratory skills (AKA I actually try)
>Get paired off with some gangly looking autist
>We have to give a speech on an interest of ours
>He wears a fedora, has a pony wallpaper, and cutie mark buttons
>He tries to "Enlighten" me about MLP; suggests I give it a shot and make our speech that
>mfw I tell him fuck no
>mfw I kept my power lever intact

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