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Flutterrapist thread?

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>Day 380 in ponyville
>Wake up to go shower
>Notice small hole crotch level in wall
>look through see a small camera lense
>fluttershy....
>cover it up with some tape
>get out of shower go to kitchen for food
>Cereal and juice already out on table and note
>"Srrie abot the camera her iz food"
>Fluttershys writing, you exam it more carefully and notice drugs at the bottom of the bowl and some power ontop the cereal
>Go dump it
>Walk outside
>hear a ruslte in the bushes see fluttershys wing boners
>look down see a net
>close the door
>"wait anOOO-" Net sprung and caught fluttershy in the net outside your door
>"Uhh anon a little help?"
Such is life in ponyville

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