Vinyl Scratch !fDJponyJxU
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Normally I'd be frothing at the mouth if you told me you'd played pony songs over the intecom at a resturant. Given the circumstances, I'll make an exception. Nicely done.
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>friend comes over >he sits at my computer >opens youtube >recommendations are mostly pony-related videos >"oh, you watch my little pony?" >"yeah, it's a cool show" >we move on >mfw it went better than expected
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>>231347 you left out
>he plots your murder and you sleep with one eye open the rest of your life Anonymous
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>>231406 I don't think he gives a fuck about it. My power level remains hidden.
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>on the bus >someone comes on with ipod >sits beside me >can hear winter wrap up through his ears >wait until he looks in my direction >smile at him and mouth the chorus >he stares for a bit and then looks embarassed >fumbles into his pocket >can't hear song now >avoids eye contact That was not suppose to happen...
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>Walking with my little bro >We start talking >He trips over something >Blurt out "You silly filly!" >Awkward silence >"I'm sorry."
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>see cutest girl >get alpha as fuck out of nowhere and just plain say "wanna go out and drink and then maybe we'll see what happens?" >it worked >pick her up later that day >she sees the scootaloo sticker on my car We drank a bit and she called it a night after about 40 min. Never saw her again. Feelsbadman.jpg
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>>231537 Ew, political correctness.
Well, off to /pol/.
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>Get on bus >Have my ipod >Sit next to guy >"Winter wrap up" comes on >I look at the guy >He gives me this mocking grin and mouths the lyrics >Turn it off >Never make eye contact ever again Most awkward moment of my life.
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>>Watch an episode for the first time >>Try to confide in guy I know who claimed to watch >>Ask him not to tell anyone >>He tells the one person I fear would hate me the most for it >>He reveals he watched it too >>He's a casual >>Three months later >>He acts like he never confessed I swear, watching this show is like Fight Club...
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>be ipod >guy walks on bus with me >i'm playing winter wrapup >some dude gives him a weird look and mouths something >I never got turned on again
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>>231492 That's when you start laughing and elbowing him over and over
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>be winter wrapup >I come up on ipod >get lip synched to by some weird guy on bus >shut off >get deleted off ipod
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>be bus >faggots keep getting on me
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>Working my dead end job of driving snot nosed brats to their school >Some little shit gets on the bus and sits in the seat behind me >Swear to god I hear winter wrap up >It's that little shit's ipod >JUMP UP FROM MY SEAT IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC >TEAR OFF MY VEST TO REVEAL MY RAINBOW DASH SHIRT COMPLETE WITH 20% COOLER NECKLACE >The bus swerves out of control and rams into oncoming cars >The children are screaming and begging for their mommies >WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP >CAUSE TOMORROW SPRING IS HERE >Black out >Wake up in a hospital >Find out I crashed the bus and killed four children >I jump out of my bed >Open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>231846 Ohh man I lol'd so loud, I farted.
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>be kid >bring iPod to on bus and start playing Winter Wrapup >because alpha >suddenly, our jerk of a bus driver jumps up and tears his jacket off >mfw he starts singing >mfw 20% cooler shirt >mfw the steering wheel has no occupant >mfw bus is out of control >mfw bus crashes >mfw I am dead And then /mlp/ was a robot.
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>working at porn shop >guy comes in wearing a heavy trench coat and dark glasses like every parody ever >he's wearing a shirt that says BRONY on it >asks what dildo would be best for use on a horse >"that's not really my department, dude" >whinny at him as he leaves the store >mfw
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>Be brony shirt >Get worn by guy into porn shop >Well buck
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This thread is golden.
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Praetor Lillifag Sun 26 Feb 2012 13:30:00 No. 232259 Report Quoted By:
>be porn shop >guy walks into me >spaghetti stealthily hits my floor as the dude asks about horses >Bro-ployee gives him no fucks >dude leaves, trailing spaghetti spelling out the word "BRONY" on the ground
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>be spaghetti >chillin' in some asshole's pocket >fall out on floor >accidentally spell 'brony' >most embarrassing moment of my life
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>Get on a bus after work. >See some nice looking kid with an iPod. >Winter Wrap Up is audibly playing. >Start singing along out loud. >He shuts off the iPod and looks embarassed. >MFW
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>Be dildo >some guy comes in >asks if there are any good dildos for horses >start to fear for my life >spaghetti starts to seep out of me >employee tells him to fuck off >guy walks out >spaghetti spills out of his pockets >sigh in relief >put spaghetti back in me
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>be floor >hangin' with my bro, door >suddenly door opens >fuckers all get on me >start walking the dinosaur >mfw floors don't have faces
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If you're from the /co/ threads you might'a heard me tell this one before: I work at a target. Several months I was working a cashiering shift, which is s job that should be reserved for criminals. Then, this old woman comes into my line with a huge pile of pony merch. She had the fucking works. That hot air balloon playset, individual figurines for the ones not in that playset, I think even some stickers. I rung them up one by one, and then I saw it. Mixed in with the G4 figures was a G3 Rainbow Dash. No wings, mauve hat, final destination. Now what was going on here seemed obvious. This was some kid's grandma and she (...he?) must have conveyed that they love My Little Pony. The Grandmother must have done some research and learned the names of the main characters, but would have no way of knowing that she'd grabbed the wrong fucking Rainbow Dash. I asked her if she wanted a gift receipt so that the toys could be returned for any reason but she declined. So I continued to hide my power level, took her money, rung her out, and didn't say a word. And in all honesty the kid probably didn't even give a fuck (kids are stupid and they forget things quickly). And even if I had said anything the grandmother probably would've just looked at me weird and bought it anyway. Still felt weird to not try to help when I could.
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Time for a real one.>be standing at bus stop in the morning >see a bunch of ghetto-looking guys >one of them has a shirt with rarity on it >rarity, of all ponies? >I wait 'til he makes eye contact, gesture to the shirt and smile >he laughs so hard that his buddies get startled >"yo shit dude, this guy watches it" >"ahaha, I told you it'd work! queer!" >mfw they point and laugh at me for recognizing the character on the shirt the guy was wearing
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>>232409 That's some dedicated fucking trolling right there. I'm actually fucking impressed.
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>be on the bus >kid walks past me while I'm changing songs > glances over at ipod >See's this pic >eye contact >watdoido.jpg >points and smiles at me >smile back What the fuck just happened?
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>>232409 So... They paid money for a Rarity shirt.
All so they could find a Brony.
To point and laugh at.
not sure if impress or disappoint
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>be wearing my gummy shirt >moderately pony related >kid I've known for years but never really hung out with walks up >we talk >"so there won't be another episode until next saturday, right?" >"episode of what?" >"You Know." >mfw
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>Go to Megacon >See some female pony cosplayers > Scrawny looking guy with a shirt saying "BRONY" > I eye him suspiciously > he does it > His nerd typical voice screeches > "A HUG FOR A FELLOW BRONY!" >I walk away. I have no interest in watching some guy using his pony interest to cop a feel.
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>be in math class >teacher hands out 2 pages of homework >girl sitting behind me: >"the homework has been doubled!" "I get that reference">"Ponies?" "Awwww Yeaaahhhh"
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>walking around campus >random guy approaches me >asks if I watch my little pony >all I can seem to say through my thoughts- >"....yeah" >very long intricate eye contact >asks if I'm /b/tard >I immediately recognize his power level as a douche bag, based on this and his appearance >".....yeah" ....... "I watch the show... alot" >I seem to be making strange facial advances >not sure which facial expressions to make >he seems weirded out >raging booner >never talk to him again >make awkward eye contact every time we approach
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>find out about poni >friends ask me why I like this shit >couple weeks pass >bro and his girlfriend are playing league with me >game ends >she grabs a box and opens them up, with rainbow dash and pinkie pie in them >I thought you would like these >all of us laugh about it, thank her for the gift, and we go to applebees for half of appetizers. Friendship IS Magic
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>playing super mario bros with friends >stupid enemies everywhere >raging >yell at them to scoot away >to scoot away >scoot >friend singsongs 'scoot scoot scootaloo' >realize friend is brony >brohoof
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>Enjoy pony. >Tell friends. >They don't agree, but being my friends they don't give me shit about it. >Write fanfiction. >WORSETHANHITLER
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> Talking to friend. > Subject of pony comes up. > Friend politely says he is uninterested, subject changed without fuss. > Week passes. > Friend brings up Pony. > Turns out he decided to see what the big deal was and enjoyed it. And that is how you go about getting others to try out the show. Don't force it in their face; just plaster it all over the internet until they can't ignore it anymore.
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>About to get on college bus to leave the UC last week >Girl with one of those giant bags from WeLoveFine gets on the bus, has ponies on it, probably ordered a pony shirt >Bus driver actually compliments on the bag "I really like your bag" or something >he's fairly friendly, but I've never heard him compliment anyone's things before >Girl happily thanks him, sits down across the bus from me, and that's it Maybe the bus driver is secretly a brony? Meh. My only story is lame. Though I was able to get my roommate into the show in September, so at least we can discuss pony-related subjects without irony.
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>>232816 It was
>>231846 You just caught him before the meltdown.
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>be internet >some users put ponies everywhere in me >other users eventually post ponies too
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>Never heard of new pony >Weird cool friend shows our whole house >Everyone present instantly becomes brony. IT SPREADS.
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>>233184 >no idea what new pony is >talking in greentext Anonymous
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>not hiding your power level Horrifying brony scum.
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>bein' 4chan, all is well (lolno) >suddenly, pony all over all my boards! >banbanbanban >can't ban 'em all >shove pony into /co/ >grudging acceptance >moot farts out /mlp/ >this thread mfw
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>>232509 You should be impressed.
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>>233461 Honestly, they put all that effort into it, you'd think they'd go all the way and beat the shit out of the bronies they caught. Instead nope they just point and giggle like 12 year old girls.
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>Be closet Brony >Friend says "Anon [REDACTED] watches My Little Pony porn! >Know this guy >"Yeah, I know. He doesn't watch the show but likes the R34, I like both. >Have other friend with us >"you watch it?" this is the kinda guy that I'd expect to get a lot of shit from.
>Nah, I'm not bothered, I don't but I have no problem with people who do. >Convince him to watch "Dragonshy" >"meh, it's OK. I'm NOT a brony though" A week later, talking over FB.
>Tells me he's sick >Ask why >"I ate too much pie" >QUOTEMARKS >OH.MY .GAWD Turns out he went back and watched the pilots and is now halfway through S1
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this thread archive it
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>be owner of 4chan >learn about "bronies" >be reminded of furries >make a non-trap board for them anyway >everything went ok
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>be an electrician >own Zippo >engrave with dremel >Rainbow Dash cutie mark on one side >boss is showing me Zippo tricks when I pull it out to get a smoke >asks what the engraving is >me: "Uhh, I don't know, my friend did it, it's a thunderbolt or something." >boss: "It looks like a cock and balls." >we both laugh heartily >I spend the rest of the day chuckling to myself, imagining RD with a dick for a cutie mark
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>love the pony >decide to go to a RL meetup >two hour shower >uncleanuncleanuncleanunclean >never again
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>Haven't seen the show >Aware of the various memes >Brother comes over to visit >Talk for a while >He suddenly says "Dear Princess Celestia" >My feeling when
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>Be at supermarket >Look for Pinkie Pie biscuits >Only find G3 version >Explain to father that they only have G3 version >Shelf-packer overhears me >Comments, "I overheard that you were talking about 'ponies', I'm not sure if that' a good or bad thing." >pokerface.jpg >exit store >cans.wav, cans.wav everywhere.
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>be StarCraft fan from Team Liquid >go to BlizzCon 2011 >give Day9 a Fluttershy in person >talk with him about pony for about 5 mins >Day9 shows the Fluttershy on his Daily multiple times >Day9 casts a Funday Monday game with "Brony" and says that friendship is magic afterward >mfw
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>>232409 I bet when they were done trolling people, one of them was like: "Ummm... eeh... I'll take that shirt guys"
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>>234064 holy shit, that was you? gg man
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>be brony >eventually, i make a note on facebook talking about how people talk shit about others because of their choices >finally an excuse to show my shopped picture of fluttershy and me because i am a flutterfag and because i dont really mind about the whole pony thing >a friend eventually comments on this note saying that they look cute >he smokes pot >mfw he says that his bike is a pony, that a pony with marijuana ears is next to him when he's high and a lot of other weird bullshit related pony stuff
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>>Lunch with friends. >>Seeing one friend buying HappyMeal with Twilight Sparkle toy. >>No saying anything (ignore whole situation). >>Regret.
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>asks around class if anyone wants to go with me down to the local mac donald to order a happy meal for girls >no one answers >room-mate agrees with me as long as he gets to eat the food >when arriving at the local mac donald the woman behind the desk makes a weird facial expression >walks back to the class >everyone seems to ignore the situation when I unbox the happy meal to get my precious Twilight Sparkle toy
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>wear brony t-shirt to school >see random kid wearing brony t-shirt >awkward acknowledgement >he goes in for the hug and makes my day >mfw we're making an MLP club at my school. >Feel really awkwar
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>>239691 sent too early
>He goes for the hug >makes my fucking day >am now tasked for making flyers for our schools MLP club Anonymous
>>234064 >>234064 >>234064 (for those who don't know:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6bKRvZeq-w )
Bro-motherfucking-hoof brother, I am impress
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> adult with job > something ridiculous happens > Start to say "what in the name of fuck" > Remember I'm in the office, change to "cinnamon swirled" at last second > coworker emails me a few minutes later "hahahahaha oh my god that was a good one, where did you come up with that" > reply honestly > "You're not supposed to tell people that!" > "....You're not?" Include picture at left > Laughter and amusement I'm usually fairly serious at work, and it was the only time I ever talked about the show so I'm sure I caught her way off guard.
Anonymous
>Like ponies >Tell friends that I like ponies >Get ridiculed at every opportunity >Friends act like ignorant morons Feels REALLY bad man...
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>>240801 if you've got friends who judge for you liking something, you need new friends.
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>>240801 >Have a party with my bros >Wear a Pinkie Pie shirt >Everyone there looks at me oddly, made ridicules about the show. >Feltbadman.png >Go back to another party >Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie everywhere >All my bros are now raging bronies. Everything went better then expected
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>see some pony YouTube videos >watch some episodes >watch until caught up with fellow /b/tard >Become official bronies >convert entire group of friends >openly bronies We now openly talk about it
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>Be working >Walk past coworker >He's whistling "Winter Wrap Up" >mfw >He sees me looking at him like that >"Don't look at me like that you know where it's from." >Touche co-worker. Touche.
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>at school >there's large sheets of paper for people to write on it >draw Pinkie Pie on it >later that day, see "FRIENDSHIP IS FUCKING MAGIC" with a pic of Fluttershy. They're in there somewhere.
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>/b/tard friend watches it and tells a group of us to watch it. >being a /b/tard, im all like "No way, thats for faggots" etc etc. >sit down and watch the first two episodes one day. >FRIENDSHIPISMAGIC >Suddenly watching it all the time, tell friends to watch it too >One of them does, quite a burley, manly guy >next day >THATSHOWISAMAZING ANON >*brohoof* Nearly all of my friends are "bronies" now, and some are teeting on the edge, alls going to plan.
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>Visiting my folks >Bought lil bro a new graphics card so he can play DX11 games >Install it, look for a place to toss the drivers CD >Open Drawer, Applejack and Pinkie Pie hanging out >Drop CD, close drawer, pretend I don't see them >Go back to him on his PC >Torrent Pop up in the corner >Download of My little ponie episode... >he ignores it and I point to another part of the screen to pull up the MMC to "check and make sure the right drivers installed" >finally leave room I'm supposed to treat My Little Pony like porn right? Pretend you don't see it and leave.But how would you treat My little Pony porn then?!
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>>231492 Well of course, you were acting like a fucking serial killer.
Luna !zwKM9MP2/U
>change background at work to something subtle MLP related (pic related) >someone asks what it is, looks nice >not thinking say it is canterlot >"wait, like from MLP. My daughter watches that" >jokes all the time about it feels bad man
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>Watch the show all the fucking time. >Talk about the show at work with my co-workers all the fucking time. >Sometimes chat with some of the customers about it. >Only my friends make fun of me for it. I don't even....
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>>231230 >the ZOG ohboyherewego
>Be in a IT class >Suddenly someone sents me text message, and my fluttershy tone flies out in room >The guy next to me looks at me with big eyes >"Fluttershy?" >"Yup" >"Nice" >One of my other freinds hears the ring tone and our conversation and gets so pissed off and completly amazed that anyone can like that "girly shit" >Mfw when ever he brought the subject up everytime I said something to him about opinions so I would be emberassed
Anonymous
posted this the other day>in animation >teacher plays video breaking down pinkie's walk cycle from smile smile smile >everyone starts complaining UGH WHATS THIS FAGGOT BULLSHIT>I get quiet as I start thinking about how much I loved smile smile smile >video ends >go home and post ponies
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>school >see brony wearing pony shirt >run up to him and not knowingly scream "OH MY GOSH YOU ARE A BRONY BROHOOF" >everyone stops talking and looks at the two of us >i'm still holding my fist out >get my iPod out and briefly show him some of the pictures proving i'm a brony >he's still standing there >say "our school just got 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat yay" in my fluttershy voice >some girls start laughing >"we both need to love and tolerate all these haters right? >he just walks away why do all the people i meet not like me?
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>>241690 I would've taken your phone and crammed it down your fucking throat as you were saying 'yay'. Holy dickballs you're too fucking over the top man, chill the fuck out. Maybe come up and say "hey" and then casually take the conversation towards as why you came up to me.
Don't be such a fucking faggot.
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These stories are probably bullshit, but they're still pretty amusing, keep 'em coming.
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>>241675 >>241675 Your animation class sounds like it has people who don't really like animation.
!Hupony4y4A
>school >be guy wearing a pony shirt >some idiot runs up to me screaming "OH MY GOSH YOU ARE A BRONY BROHOOF" like he is some kind of faggot >I refuse to accept it since I don't consider myself a brony at all >the faggot pulls up his iPod to show me some of his pony pictures of all things >Don't know if I should laugh or cry at how pathetic he is >he uses two catchphrases from the show >hear girls laughing >walks away while trying to forget what just happened
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>be a borny >take a endless night to catch up all episodes >don't try to admit to my friends because of my cowardice Feels bad man.
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>>240982 I want this, but only sometimes. I make references and jokes with one of my friends and my other friends don't like it but if everyone was super gay for mlp I'd probably start to dislike it.
Anonymous
>>241777 The fuck were you wearing the shirt then?
Anonymous
>local pub >close friend and me drinking a pint >im a casual fan >he doesnt watch the show actively >a group of black guys sit next to us at the bar "YO, dawg, you heard of a show called My Little Pony?">stare him dead in the eye "Heard of it? I. Fucking. LOVE THAT SHIT">friends joins in "That show is the SHIT" "I FUCKING LOVE IT SO MUCH">my friends slams his fist on the bar >"YEA" >i follow up by beating both my fists on the bar "YEA">We alternate doing this at least 4 times "SHIT, LET'S GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW" "FUCKING ALRIGHT, LETS DO IT, LEMME FINISH MY BEER FIRST" "BE A BIG BOY AND SLAM THAT SHIT BACK">we both finish the last bit our pints in one setting "FUCK" "SHIIIIIT">their eyes so wide we can see the collection of veins in around its circumference >go to different bar
Anonymous
>>241780 Just say it, if they are really your friends they wont make fun of you for liking it.
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>have piano class every morning at school >some kid starts playing winter wrap up out loud >find out he's a brony (durr) >jam out to my little pony music for the rest of the class, everyone else was chill with it >best morning ever
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>Be angry as fuck, but well liked section leader in military. >Confide to one junior, and only one junior that I watch MLP. >He tries to troll me by spreading it around. >No one believes him, because why would the huge, angry sergeant watch a kiddy show for girls? >He is labeled a bad liar by all, and laughed at. >He confesses this to me. >Just according to keikaku.
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>>241805 to not catch a cold
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>play tf2 with friend >accidentally join pony server >people use pony sounds a hell of a lot >friend is confused >someone does fluttershy's "~yay~" >everyone does "~yay~" >server is filled with "~yay~" >friend finds this the funniest thing in the world >almost literally dying of laughter >now he often imitates "~yay~" in his own voice, but it winds up sounding like Yoda >mfw He still has never watched/cared about ponies beyond that, though.
Anonymous
>at school >I say to my "friend" I like MLP >He says nothin >Tomorrow >My entire school knows I watch MLP
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>tell a couple of friends about the show >ask them if they would consider watching it >they decline >subject is never brought up again >feels neutral man
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>>241760 only one seems to be really into it and he was quiet too.
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>>241690 >meet a new brony >check >loudly offer brohoof >check >show them all the pony material i have on my ipod to prove I'm a brony, say random catchphrases from the show >check >become instant best friends >UN-check I don't get it, how could some brony not want to become instant best friends with me?
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Thanks for the laughs, friends, I've laughed hard at most of these haha :)
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>>241850 Its your chance, introduce him to the show, starting with sonic rainboom
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>>241871 It's exactly that. The scumbags jeers are really embarassing. I will never say I watch it.
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>friend tells me his Senior quote will be one from the show >suggest he be more creative than that and make one up himself >does it anyway And life moved on.
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>>241928 I've already liked this video on Youtube for him to see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjWqTLWYERc&feature=related Baby steps.
SunshineHooves
>>232555 >gummy shirt Do these exist?! And if so, where?!?
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You made me laugh. Thanks !
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>Noticed somebody that liked the show on college elevator >"How'd you like the new episode?" >Awesome, caught it on the early Thursday release >"Ah, cool." AND THEN WE WENT ON OUR FUCKING WAYS, BECAUSE WE WEREN'T FUCKING FAGGOTS.
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>be a tree fiddy >everyone hates me >i sulk at the bottom of loch ness >no spaghetti in sight >feels bad man
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>wear Homestuck shirt >see a guy at the bus station wearing brony shirt >we just look at each other for a minute from a distance >suddenly we both laugh our asses off >talk with the guy about our terrible fandoms on the bus >awesome guy >never seen him again >regret I didn't ask for any contact info
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>Discover pony through forums in early 2011 >"Meh, whatever it's their lives..." >Secrectly think they are faggots >Stumble across more and more parodies and pony mashups, youtube poops etc. >Kind of curious >Decide to give the pilot a shot, 3 o' clock in the night (pretty drunk after gaming TF2 and drinking vodka with a couple of friends over Skype) late summer 2011 >"Oh. My. God. Friendship is Motherfucking Magic!" >Discover best friend also started watching the show around the same time as me >Season 1 marathon with friend >Beer and homemade Sonic Rainboom drinks >Wake up next day >Wearing a Bear Costume >Blue puke in the zink >Can't remember the 7 last episodes >"Welcome to the herd." >mfw
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>>241812 Please please please tell me this actually happened
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>see real lie pony thread >reads thread >see a lot of school buses >feels old man >exposing your power level
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>>241888 Sir, that was perfect.
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>Walk into class >Want to piss the person who sits next to me off >"I'MMA TALK ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY... ALL DAY." >"Yeah, so that everyone hates you" >10 minutes later said person is a ponyfag >20 minutes later 1/3 of the class are ponyfags >By the end of the day, all but one person in that class is a ponyfag
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>>241967 www.welovefine.com/product.php?id_product=1657 I like it cause its fairly subtle and work usually means shirts like this.
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>look at desk in school >someone had drawn a pony's face, nothing more >draw stickman Pyro HADOKEN'ing it with KILL IT WITH FIRE written underneath >next day >rainclouds and rain above it >draw Flying Spaghetti Monster blocking out rain with noodle, and Protoman in the clouds saying "Deal with it" >doodle is erased >no more ponies seen since.
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>>241675 did your teacher say the animation was good or bad?
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>tell friends that I like MLP > have discussion about ponies by lake >Make the occasional reference when i hand with them. >when ever i bring something pony related up Girl we hang with sings "my little brony~" >Go to Christmas gift exchange. > same girl says she has a separate gift for me for me, but it won't be here for a day of so. > go to Culvers with friends, says she has my gift, and will give it to me there. >get out of car and tell me to hold out my hands. >Receive said item, and open eyes. >it's a shirt that has rainbow dash on it and it says BRONY. >extremely happy and appreciative. >give her giant bear hug. >wear shirt occasionally, and wear it to a couple of session of DnD. I still watch, still make the occasional reference, find out artsy friend is making ceramic pendants of the mane 6 and luna's cutie marks. I'm trading her things for a rarity one, and a luna one.
SunshineHooves
>>242698 I am honestly about to buy this shirt. Like right freaking now. That is so awesome!!!! Thank you so much for posting it!! :D
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bump. should be archived really.
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>>243108 >Eating in college cafeteria > "fuck yeah time for dessert" > see strange pastries filled with red filling > ask employee "What are these?" > He replies "Cherrychangas, Steve suggested we make them. Said it was a family recipe, I've never heard of them before" > Cherrychangas become insanely popular > Saturday night is now Cherrychanga night > No-one knows the truth Anonymous
>>243108 >>243164 the cancer spreads.
Anonymous
>Get a tour of the Pentagon because my dad has a bunch of old army friends. >Bring pony, because there's got to be ONE photo opportunity. >Throw Applejack toy down on the replica of the press podium at the security checkpoint. >Marine Honor Guard who's leading the tour gives me the fucking weirdest look.
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well why not>be on bus >be joking with my friend >suddenly yell out "appletini wut?" >guy in front of me goes "wut?" >then i yell out "applejack wut?" >shows me his ipod >motherfucking rarity wallpaper >mfw i met another brony irl for the first time
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>friends over >want to watch a movie >have to plug in my laptop to TV >plug it in first >open up "downloads" folder where I just stick everything because I'm too lazy to organize shit >friends see a long list of MLP episodes I had downloaded >they clearly saw it but didn't say anything Yeah. I keep my shit organized, now. At least it wasn't porn I guess.
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>thread cant be archived >troll board indeed. >or the archive wasnt connected yet
Anonymous
>browsing pony thread >familys surrounding me >no suspicion
Anonymous
sunshine bitch !worth6v7V2
this just happened like 5 hours ago>sister is visiting >she asks to use my computer t ocheck her mail >walk into my room >screensaver is Derpy jumping on a cloud >she asks what that is >i have to explain what MLP is for her >she's cool with it. everything went better than expected.
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>>246739 first of all
>using screensavers >not password protecting your desktop you wanted to be found out. cant blame you, its a heavy burden.
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>whistling winter wrap up at work >think I'm a smooth motherfuckah >coworker walks by >he says "brohoof"
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>walk onto bus >everyone is listening to winter wrap up on their iPods True story guys.
Anonymous
>have Pony themed Ipod and computor backgrounds. >watch MLP:FIM Openly. >Friends who arent interested in show exept me for who I am cause there my FRIENDS. >mfw
Anonymous
Mine is a real headfuck of a combo.>Stood in my friends doorway, smoking a cigarette because I'm cool. >Make some shit joke about horses. Something about them breaking the laws of physics or something, it wasn't funny. But MLP was incorporated because we make jokes laden with references to old cartoons and shit all the time and I can get away with it. >He says something that ends with the words 'Sonic Rainboom'. >Seize up, mind racing, take a drag off my cigarette to kill a few nano-seconds so I can think. >"A what?" says I, mock incredulous. >He explains he saw a video on youtube explaining the scientific inaccuracies of pone that was pretty funny. >Look at him like he's mental. Take a drag to kill time again, then fix him with a condescending/malevolent grin. >Tease him for watching pone. He vehemently denies. >Never let on. Here is the combo; Surprise: he knows of the modern pone and immediately thought of it even though I could have been referencing the old pone that everyone knows about because nostalgia, like Care Bears or whatever. Fear: NOBODY MUST KNOW OF MY SHAME! Shame: I'm making fun of him for doing what I secretly do. Even though he apparently actually doesn't. Excitement: He has briefly encountered pone in another context. That's what piqued my curiosity. Surely it's only a matter of time before he watches and realises it's actually good? Apprehension: I will hum Winter Wrap Up near him soon, pretending to do it absent-mindedly. If he recognises it I'll know. It was the longest few seconds of my life. Seriously.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
Anonymous
>>247092 Why did you stand there making fun of him? You could have NOT teased him, and simply asked if he watched the show. If you start humming songs, then hell knwo for sure that YOU watch it, ad then if he really Doesnt like it, then you're going to look like a homosexual forever. Then again, he may just be in the second stage of becoming brony. Who knows.
Anonymous
>>247138 >Grammar Nazi in pony thread. Anonymous
>be ponydrawfag. >in the middle of drawing ponii. >ghetto ass roomate barges in >yo, have you seen my hair glue--is that some my little pony shit? >pokerface.jpg >Oh shit, anon, can you draw me Rarity? That bitch is my bitch! >Agree because friendship is magic! She moved out but we get together once a week and draw mlp. Glad she didn't see me doing some 34. She would've made me go to church with her.
Anonymous
>>247188 If I hum it and he doesn't watch it he wont know what it is.
You have to understand. Our friendship is forged in the fire of over a decade of hanging out, fucking around and being dicks to each other. It was just like any other day. One of us mentions something, the other calls him a gaylord. We get on with our lives.
We have one of those 'Take a bullet for a guy' type friendships that some cartoon won't even scratch.
If I discover he's watched it, I will come clean. If he outright asks me, I will come clean.
Then we will marathon the WHOLE SERIES and it'll be fucking awesome.
And if not, then it'll continue to be my secret shame.
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>>247351 >2012 >having friends ....why am i living in 2012?;_________________;
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>My harddrive dies on me one day >Bring it to tech savy friend to extract all the files >"Hey bro, whats this folder labeled 'Pony'?. Is it your porn?" >"No, its every episode of My Little Pony" >"Haha, youre funny." >Opens it >Inside is every episode of my little pony >Our faces when (He's zoro)
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>see 2 good friends of mine one day >we have a good day hanging out together >i think it's time to confess >tell them that i watch My Little Pony >they laugh but later think nothing of it and even watched it with me one time >we bring it up every now and then for a good laugh friendship really is magic
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>>244408 Nigga you can't go wrong with a Gummy polo. It just can't happen. No cancer here, bro.
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>>232409 >love me some My Little Pony ever since my baby sis started watching it and I had to babysit her >all them lessons to be learned, big adventure tons 'o fun, a beautiful heart faithful and strong, all that shit >get me a Rarity shirt because she best pony and totally fine >have second thoughts after it comes in mail >put it away, forget about it >laundry day >only clean shirt I gots is my Rarity shirt >th'ow it on and try not to turn my black ass red from embarrassment >have told NONE of my niggaz I likes me some Pony >one akses me what the fuck I be doing wearing a shirt from some baby show for faggots >think fast, tell my niggaz I got it so's if someone recconizes, we can call that bitch a faggot >they laugh and say fo sho >chillin' at bus stop >people be lookin' all at my Rarity threads, but ain't nobody sayin' shit - please don't let nobody say shit today please Lord PLEASE >white dude looks me inna eye, sees my threads, gives me a what-up. >my niggaz see it >Aw, HELL naw PLEASE DON'T >they start laughing at him and calling him a queer and shit >I gotta laugh with 'em or else both our covers is blowed >white boy be embarrassed as shit >I be embarrassed as shit >but mostly I be feelin' like shit Anonymous
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>>247469 the guy with green hair.
We're still bros, he just doesnt wanna talk about pony shit.
Anonymous
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>>247450 Mah nigga.
Mah imaginary nigga.
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>>241812 Even though an obviously fictional story, it's still surprisingly heart-warming in an unexpected way.
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>>247450 >Watch MLP >Talk about it with friends >They think I'm weird >They eventually watch it >They're bronies now Anonymous
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>>241824 Nah! Friends tease and mock each other for liking stuff others don't like all the time.
I fanatically watch a show about colorful horses doing girly stuff and they fanatically watch a so-called "animu" about ninja-mages acting and dressing like emos so in comparisson I'm less gay than them.
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>>241836 *stands attention and salutes*
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Here is my pain: I know a guy who is an 'out' brony. I haven't seen him in ages, but he's on facebook and stuff. He's also a bit weird and he's into loads of other, shit stuff so I kinda don't want to engage him in pony related going on. I suppose the option is there, if the burden becomes too much.
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For me, the problem isn't the lack of bronies. It's that they're all horrendous autists and the hugest reddit douches possibly imaginable with it.
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>>244332 No one must ever know, anon...
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>>241690 >>241690 This is fucking exactly what I deal with.
Anonymous
What is it with many militaryfags liking the show? Being too secure about their masculinity or trying to distract their minds from "the horror... the horror... "?
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>>244447 >replica what a shame.
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>bored of internet, go to knowyourmeme >half of you stopped reading there >My 9 year old brother's there, he's cool with the internet >Get to second page, ponies WTF >Open it for the lulz, see 4chan humor, laugh at it, think it's pretty funny. >See video embedded. whynot.jpg >6:35 I pause, look at my brother. >"Yeah?" >"Yeah." >Torrent first 10 episodes >Go on date, was just wasting time until then >Do nothing but think of ponies the entire time >Come home, stay up until 2:35 (SO HARDCORE) watching ponies >School tomorrow, head of nerd club, we play Starcraft original everyday during lunch >Just flat out tell everybody in there that I love the show >Everyone says what, thinks I'm crazy >mfw I now have a club at my high school 20 bronies strong, many from that initial group.
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>>241850 >>241850 maybe he is a brony and justs wanted to test you, if you are one as well
Anonymous
>>248070 You forgot the most important part: How painfully awkward your date was due to you obsessing over ponies the whole time.
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>>247284 >criticising grammarnaziing with Twilight Sparkle reaction image Does dis nigga even watch the show?
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Local Wallpaper/Drawing/Fiction Faget RazgrizS57 !Pinkie8ki6 Mon 27 Feb 2012 07:50:00 No. 248160 Report Quoted By:
>Been well aware of the FiM phenomena >Pretty much only know of the show through reaction images >Never made it past the intro of the first episode >Neither hater nor brony >Friend absolutely hates the show >One day, I hear him use a reference from a reaction image I've seen countless times. It's this one.>Weeks go by, he gets progressively more open to the topic of ponies >Hater turned Brony >Now I'm interested >Watch the full first episode >That cliffhanger >Watch episodes 2 through 26 Season 2 is only a few episodes in at this point>Watched them too >Joined the herd Now on the addiction scale of 1-10 I rank myself at about a 7. Maybe an 8.
Anonymous
>>248140 It actually wasn't that bad, we went go-karting and lazer tagging. It wasn't a formal sit down or anything. Still held doors open for her, let her go first, gentleman stuff like that.
Anonymous
>>248199 But no sexytime, amirite?
Anonymous
>>248199 go-kart and laser-tag in 40minutes flat?
Anonymous
>>248070 why would you tell ANYONE that you watch a cartoon for 5 year old girls.
what is wrong with you people, do you like self-humilliation or something?
>not hiding your power level >year 66,000,002,012 Anonymous
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>>248239 Maybe they were combined and it was the BEST. DATE. EVER.
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>>248229 Religionfag, so no sexytime, not what I was going for anyway.
>>248239 No, it was actually about a 3 hour deal.
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>>248254 Because I wasn't humiliated, actually have cool friends, and now all of us watch it together?
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>be a ghetto-looking guy >secretly love my little pony >walking around with my bros when I see a Rarity shirt >want it so bad >So I think up a dastardly plot to get it. >convince gangsta-bros to go along with plot >standing on corner after putting on aforementioned shirt >feelsgoodman >then some guy smiles and nods at my shirt >Almost smile and wave back >then one of my bros says, "yo shit dude, this guy watches it" >forced to say, "ahaha, I told you it'd work! queer!" >point and laugh at this poor fellow >I die a little inside
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>mfw a girl asked to call her "my little pony" during sex long before gen4 was aired >mfw my boner goes retroactively berzerk to that memory
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>At Pearson International Airport with family >Hangs out in lounge waiting for our flight >sees little kids area with two little girls with TV on Treehouse >MLP is on, the episode is Best Night Ever >Passes by, thinks about it for a moment. >Gets food, goes into the kids area and watches. >Doesn't want to stay too long, leaves once Pinkie does her Pony Pokey thing >To this day, nobody questioned where I was. >Hell yeah.
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>>241690 >say "our school just got 20% percent cooler in 10 seconds flat yay" in my fluttershy voice No, dude. No.
At that point alone, I would probably have tried to walk away. That kind of stuff is too weeabooish and most people find it incredibly annoying.
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>mfw my gf named muhdik "Tom" long b4 s2 started and now the "LOOK OUT, HERE COMES TOM!" scene is like 2000% awesomer
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I remember telling a friend I like ponies. They hated it. Now they love it.
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>be a non brony at friends house >Friend is on a meme site and crosses over a MLP FIM meme about girls watching porn and guys watching MLP. > I have never seen anything about G4 MLP FIM until that night. > Gets to thinking. Why would they do that. > I'm going to look that up. > Friend thinks I'm nuts. And calls me gay. > I get him to watch the first 2 episodes with me. > We laugh so hard at Pinkie Pie. Fall in love with Fluttershy, and learn the epicness of MLP. > My friend never watched another episode. > I no life it and catch up to the current episode in 2 nights. > Feeling awkward at first. But when I got caught up I was mad. "WHY!? IT WAS AMAZING! NOW I GOTTA WAIT!" > looks up some MLP related stuff on google. > Finds the Brony Show > Makes a skype. > Be friends a fellow brony in the Brony Show chats. > Now apart of the largest Brony Skype chats. > Loves Life because Friendship is magic. also....> I was reading about S.A.M. over Xbox Live.... > I was reading comments of how bad it was. (Me, I have never read it) > Some one over hears me and says "I have to look this story up. It can't be that bad." > I urge him to not. But he did anyways. > After some time later all I hear is. " What...did I just read....? That was awful." > never expected this... but he is now a brony. > I don't understand it... But he reads the worst Fan-Fic from the Brony community and yet... He is now a brony >mfw
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>>249287 > Feeling awkward at first. But when I got caught up I was mad. "WHY!? IT WAS AMAZING! NOW I GOTTA WAIT!" This is why I try to never like a show until after it's canceled so I know I won't have to wait for the next ep.
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>enjoy the show and only talked about it for a few minutes to another friend who liked it >some guy ive never seen before comes up to me and wants me to look at his mlp dolls what
Vinyl Scratch !fDJponyJxU
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Why can't I hold all of this Spaghetti: The Official Fucking Thread.
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>Bf teases me for months about being a brony. >(Friends convinced me to watch, gave in after about a month). >Get into really huge fight about something stupid that happened two years ago. Practically don't talk for a few days. Finally patched things up and we agree to spend more time together to help save our relationship. >/mlp/ launches and I keep showing him funny images. >He says to me one night "I'm bored.... Wanna watch ponies?" >Every night for the last week we've been watching at least 5 episodes together on the couch. >MFW MLP:FiM saved my relationship
Anonymous
>>250724 either gay or confused about the meaning of "bro"
Anonymous
>>251233 WTF are girl bronies called then?
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>>251265 >WTF are girl bronies called then? They're called WHOOOAAAA MOMMA!
Anonymous
Snarky Bastard
>>251265 they're called "i'm unsure about this course of action".
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>at college >sit down at a computer in the library to do homework >guy next to me, about 23 years old (i'm 21), on /mlp/ >he closes it when i sit down >finished my homework. about to get up >i randomly say "favorite pony?" >"........rarity." >we high five >i leave the library and go to my next class
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>>251432 This looks like Seattle
PonyWithPasta
>Work as Kitchen Staff at Boy Scout Camp >Secret Santa and Crap-filled Auction coming up >Hear about somebody asking for "Ticket to Equestria" >Get Hidden Brony's name >Hidden Brony is in charge of Breakfast announcements >Has to get their while I'm prepping >Hum every song thus far (S1 end) >Doesn't catch it
Anonymous
>>251599 So when did you two fuck?
PonyWithPasta
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>>251653 He was into Rarity and Trixie, so I backed up from that.
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>Friend gets MLP coloring book as a joke gift for christmas >Friend knows that I like MLP, so he gives offers to give it to me >He gives the book to me at lunch >Algebra teacher sees it >Picks it up and flips through it >Points to picture of Rarity and calls her hot
Nepsus the Terrible !BbhsvePla6
ballsack Nepsus the Terrible !BbhsvePla6 Mon 27 Feb 2012 11:04:00 No. 251981 Report Quoted By:
>>246520 feel you
>doing the internet thing with homework and pony. I'm 21 >3 kids jumping all over me and my computer, they are addicted to Funny Junk, Reddit, 4chan, Ponychan and anything they have seen me browse. >they get extremely ass-holish whenever anything over pg-13 shows on my screen. >mfw I have a week until I can move my shit out of storage into my new apartment. DID YOU BRING SKYRIM!?!?!? IS THAT PORN!?!?!? WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING AT 5 IN THE AFTERNOON!!?!?! CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR PONY TOYS????? DID YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST SAW ON THE SCREEN A MINUTE AGO???? please forgive me
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>>251826 I hope you complimented him on his choice of pony, he has good taste.
Nepsus the Terrible !BbhsvePla6
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>>251826 Love the coloring book /)*(\
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>>250724 Forgot to add:
>He now looks through the grab bags at work trying to find me the mane 6 and one to turn into Derpy for me. Anonymous
Anonymous
>Have Winter wrap up eurobeat as my ringtone >someone compliments me, asks who did it >"Uuuuuh, some obscure online band" I have no power level
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>chilling with some friends >browsing /b/ on my iphone >see rather funny pony related post >friends ask to see what I was laughing at >they laugh at laugh at it too, think nothing of it >suddenly one friend asks if I'm a brony >panic at potential trap and conceal power level >"nah man, just thought this was funny" >topic hasn't come up since >in hind sight cant help but wonder if he is also a fan Will make sure to make subtle references next time I see him
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>>PonyWithPasta Which Scout camp?
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>Go to work sometimes with Pinkie Pie/Twilight Sparkle shirt. >Sometimes Pinkie Pie scarf depending on whether. >Work in a restaurant prepping food in the back or cooking on line. >Play Episodes of MLP on PSP with hooked up speakers at max volume while working prep shifts. >No one gives a fuck. I also ride the bus to work. I love seeing reactions I get when I get on. That feel when I never feel embarrassed about anything.
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>>252228 >"Uuuuuh, some obscure online band" ponies make me happy !TG2.rj.u.g
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>>252381 >wear pony shirt to classes >find out there were at least 2 closet bronies in each class >profit Anonymous
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> Discover ponies the summer I leave for college > Visit my old high school friends over winter break >They're all bronies now > I'm ok with this
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>Sit down for lunch at college cafe >Random guy sits down at my table after I'm half done >Asks if I want to sit with him and his friends >Say "I'm almost finished and I got to get running to class but thanks for the offer." >As I get up to leave, I glance back at him and the guys he is now sitting with >2 of them wearing mlp shirts >REGRET REGRET REGRET >spaghetti.
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>closet brony >invite over couple friends >room covered in MLP shit >"oh yeah I watch MLP..." >friends rip on me for a couples minutes >say that one coming, share in the laughs >everyon moves on and plays video games
Anonymous
>>252381 YOURE SO FUCKING EDGY
I GUESS THATS WHY YOURE RIDING THE BUS AND WORKING IN A SOUP KITCHEN INSTEAD OF REAL JOB FAGGOT
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>Be sleeping over at best friend's house. >Getting bored >Start talking about spongebob >Mention that MLP is the best kids show I've seen lately >Tell me he believes totally me (he heard worry in my voice) >Show him the first three episodes. Made him a brony Fuck yeeah. We watched another episode a few nights ago. I finished reading Allegrezza that night too Goddamn that's a good fanfic
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>Have never ran into another fan >My face I sort of hope that I never do.
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>>252650 I was just taking a year off before going to college.
It sucks not having my own car, but what can I do?
Anonymous
>Have project for science class, some stupid shit about making a mole (Unit of measurement in science, it's just a stupid idea of it) >Day of project, see kid with a fucking Fluttershy mole >Next class after him, see him walk out >Don't say anything nope, no powerlevel at all
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>be tech at high school, fixing computer in animation classroom >hear Rainbow Factory, hum it, laugh inside >Discover source: one of the really annoying fat girls If it weren't that bitch I would have power leveled.
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All my friends are internet savvy, a good portion of them are /b/tards, so they know of Bronys. Whenever the subject comes up, I chastise them about not judging others based on what they like. Only ONE of my friends know that I am a Brony, I figured I would get the most ridicule from him, but I don't. I even got him to watch an episode and he said, "I can see why people like this shit, but it's not for me". I figure if I can't get them into it, I can at least keep them from hating it. That being said, I will never go to a meet-up, I will never wear a shirt with anything less than an extremely subtle reference, and I will never call out a fellow Brony loudly in public or embarrass them by saying something that could be considered condescending or insulting like "nice shirt, bro".
Anonymous
>start watching Ponies because the original shit storm that hit /b/ >was "getting into it" to troll people >end up actually liking it >fast foward of as a lonely brony for a few weeks >go to friends condo for the week to hang with friends >Winter wrap up aired that day >shy friend off in the corner >we decide to check up on him >he's looking for a stream Winter Wrap Up >some of our friends(a good amount were weeaboos btw) start harrasing him for watching ponies >closes window only to revile twilight wallpaper >guys start harrasing him even more >fuck it time to summon the element of my favorie pony Applejack >HONESTY >come out and stand by his side in defense of show >other friend(whos quite buff, works out quite a bit) comes out and summons his element >Loyality >togther we get the weeaboos to back off >we watch winter wrap up again togther >mfw i think back to that day we don't really hang out with the weeaboos to much anymore after that day we do keep intact though but they ain't exactly close though.
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>>253043 ...cool story, bro.
Seriously. I can't even imagine how much that meant to your shy friend.
Anonymous
>Watching Ponies >My friend invites me to mlp watching party >8 of my friends are going >Super fucking pumped >Get sick and start throwing up that morning >Miss party >Everyone had a ton of fun feelbadman.jpg
Anonymous
>>242864 really good, actually.
watch?v=_vhGGy3i6aA
if you wanna watch it.
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>>253147 read the filename as sadporn.png
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>>253275 I totally favorited that the other day.
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>>253373 I was kind of amazed I hadn't already seen it
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>>251233 >>251265 >>251349 >>251331 >>251401 >>251432 >>252226 IMO girls can call themselves Bronies too if they want, it's more about the age than the gender
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>>253491 >1 fucking awesome.
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>>253147 >Not vomiting on those people at the party while yelling out your favorite ponies name Casual.
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>>231702 >Not mouthing along >Not saying "damn this guy knows what's up" >Not giving shit eating grin It's like I'm surrounded by casuals!
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>>232409 >Buy a thirty dollar shirt off the internet >On the off chance that a ponyfan would acknowledge it >You give a vague gesture towards the shirt - could just be "lol what ponies?" >Point and laugh Coolest story brother
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>>233551 >Implying I'm not a glorious winged faggot Get on my level, breeder.
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>>233643 Rainbow Dash's special talent is being a dick! It makes sense!
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>Don't see friend for a year >Call him up go to Mcdonalds >talk about cartoons >Mentions Ponies >Suddenly on the tables >Singing Evil Enchantress at the top of our lungs >didn't get kicked out
Cancer BANHAMMER foookin POW!!
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Come and collect your lost FAGGOT over on /b/ come ad get him and keep the cunt here you faggots.
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>Presentations >Weird neckbeard guy presents pony drawing >Oh god what >face meet palm >Goes on and on about how great the show is >The class is visibly uninterested >spaghetti everywhere >The instructor awkwardly congratulates him >He sits back down, oblivious to how awkward and embarrassing that whole thing was. I swear to god /I/ was turning scarlet.
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>>248003 personally it's just a great escape from all the stupid bullshit rules and regulations we put up with daily
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>>241852 >not an underage faggot >tell whoever I like that I watch MLP >it doesn't matter who they tell, because the university has so many fucking students it wouldn't matter if the whole school of computer science found out Anonymous
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>>233640 I raffed.
Good thread, some good laughs.
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>>247295 >Glad she didn't see me doing some 34 >me doing some 34 >some 34 >34 allofmynos.jpg
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> In school library > Hear two guys discussing MLP > They are discussing about Earth ponies and how useless they are > Walk by them and see that one guy has a Twilight Sparkle t-shirt and the other has a Rainbow Dash sweatband
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>>256032 >should have shown your power level >"EARTH PONIES WORKED VERY HARD FOR OUR FOOD! DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING STARVE TO DEATH?" Anonymous
>>231200 >at work, phoning people and bugging them with surveys >bored as heck, drawing random stuff on a piece of paper >guy next to me sees me drawing >asks me to draw a guy on a horse >I decide to troll him and draw a guy on Applejack >he sees it and his eyes go wide >"you're one of these guys!" >eventually he asked me to let him photograph the drawing so that he could post in on his Facebook to make fun of it. He never posted it though. Anonymous
>>256300 >photographing a drawing to post it on the interbutts >not scanning it Anonymous
>be Australian >never see anything pony-related Honestly, I think I'm the only brony in the state.
Anonymous
>>256319 At least one more from NSW here.
Dr. Dream
>>256335 Newcastle, NSW here my fellow Aussie Bronie.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>256312 it's not like he totes a hand scanner around.
Anonymous
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>>252650 And that's why you're taking the time to insult someone for riding the bus and working in a soup kitchen!
Anonymous
>Be pizza delivery faggot >Knock on door of house >Hear the introduction of Ep.1 >2 guys see me staring at TV >Ask them if it's cool if I come in and watch >"Sure bro" >Bring in all the pizza from car >Drink beer and eat pizza while watching MLP all night >Become best friends >Quit job next day We get together and watch episodes as they come out.
Anonymous
>Hear guy in my class silently sing Equestria Girls next to me >He starts singing another song I don't even know but that contains the word "pony" numerous times. >completely ignore it nope, no power level at all
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Yeah, all of my RL friends (or a huge percentage of 'em anyway) are bronies. So.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>Work in the same building as McDonald's customer service. >>They give away trash bag sized bags of extra happy meal toys. >>Given a bag with every piece of the whole pony set plus spares. >>Not a brony at the time. Never even really heard about FiM. >>Throw away. >>mft >>Months later realize what I did.
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>Hanging out with friends >Playing Melee >1v1 Matches >Random stage selects Mushroom Kingdom II >Mario bros 2 theme starts playing >Can't stop myself from thinking of Pony simulator threads >Burst out laughing for a good 5 seconds, everyone else just staring >They straight up ask "Whats so funny about this stage man?" >Still recovering from laughing fit, the only thing I can say is "Pony should Pony Pony" >Two of them get it, one mentioning how they thought I was thinking of Moon base alpha videos instead, guy Im suppose to be fighting right now completely silent til one of the others mentions the shows for "little girls and paedophiles" >Quiet guy instantly turns to us and says "I'm not a fucking paedophile, I don't even like them like that!" >Silence...apart from that fucking music, but its to awkward that its not even making me laugh anymore. >I can literally see the mental spaghetti poring out of his pockets. >Decide, I have to do something, I have to stick up for my fellow Brony. >Suddenly "THIS GAMES WINNER IS: LINK!" >"Oh hey, the match ended, looks like its our go now." one of the other two say >Brony drops his controller and goes to grab his stuff, obviously too embarrassed to stick around >Follow after him and apologise with a derpy "I just don't know what went wrooong" as well as a proper sorry. >All is forgiven as long as he can hang out when the next episode comes out. The other two guys said they'd show up to, to actually give it a chance, figuring they owe that much to their friends. We've watched shit they were obsessed with.
Zɘrky
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>Fuck around in electronics class at school with friends >Suddenly one brings up mlp >as all 3 of us lurked /b/ we all had knowledge "no fuck that, that's gay" >next day i ask "what episode are you on?" > 11, 8 and me at 12 >mfw I've untill now made 9 people enjoy it.
HereticRIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC
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>>233551 Why hello there, douchebag.
Anonymous
>sometimes watch MLP late at night >always so indecisive with the volume >parents definitely hear the intro song >going for a casual walk with my bro and parents >see some real ponies >dad makes a joke about purple magical horses >watching new episode on saturday >mum enters my room, looks at my monitor and comments on how cute they are Alright, so they probably know.
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>ny country only showed MLP on weekday mornings at 6:30 >get up early to watch it >get up too early >be half asleep >suddenly, MLP >yeeeeeaaaaaaah >Mum: "...strange child" >NO MUM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAND >IT'S A GOOOD SHOOOOOW >she proceeds to watch about 10 shitty seconds of that episode with gilda >"...right" >NOOOOOO MUUUUUM >still doesn't wan to know anything about it >had to watch it between annoying commmercial breaks of "WATCH BIN TIN GHEYFUCK ADVENTAAARS"
Anonymous
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>be casual ponyfag in English class >fat weeaboo girl with a stutter walks in >she's wearing a RD T-shirt >sits in front of me >ohgodwhy.jpg >she starts drawing some OC pony sketch in her notebook >she gets up to ask teacher question >NOW'S MY CHANCE >drew Dickbutt in notebook and wrote "STOP BEING CANCER" >she comes back and looks at her notebook >cans.wav The next week she cosplayed as some anime schoolgirl.
Anonymous
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>brushie brushie pinkies mane >accidently sis toothbrush >later that day she brushed her teeth with it >mfw (pic)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>Have my AK at shooting range >Have Rainbow Dash stock on for shits and giggles >Range master asks me what the hell I'm doing >Other man asks me if I'm liberal fighting for gay rights >Everyone giving me a strange room >Shoot 2" groupings at 100 meters Pretty good day.
Anonymous
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I've gone ahead and ripped two of the more epic posts here. To immortalize the epicossity.
>>268259 Fuck yeah, good American. You live up to your name.
Anonymous
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>>268259 You sound like the only /k/ommando without a smaller than average penis.
Anonymous
>>268368 Neat. I've always wanted to try target shooting. Never had the funds nor the time for it though, airsoft's always been the easier option.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>268413 Try a .22 or a Mosin Nagant, either one is so cheap you can shoot all day and still have a stockpile left over. It's great fun, especially when you get to troll fudds with a ponified gun.
Anonymous
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>>259932 This is why I always turn the volume down all the way, change channels during the intro, and turn on captions.
Anonymous
>>268442 >>Dat name >>Dat story I no longer hate tripfags and namefags.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Anonymous
AppleJ (Mike)
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>268579 Sup bruh? See the pic of my latest exploit?
AppleJ (Mike)
>>268602 Yes! And it's sexy!
I just got off work and its me and scoots chattin
Sup with you?
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>268620 Just got off work myself, I'll hop on the box.
AppleJ (Mike)
>>268631 Alrighty! lets kick some ass
AppleJ (Mike)
This thread is dead without us lol
Anonymous
>>268579 >>268602 >>268620 >>268631 >>268649 >>268691 I'm guessing you two know each other in real life?
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Anonymous
>>268712 >>268720 What does "sorta" entail?
Anonymous
>>268691 I wanted to say thank you for posting some Rarity; she is my best pony : )
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
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>>268761 Before he implies homosexuality, its not that. He be muh nigga.
AppleJ (Mike)
>>268777 I never see it s some diversity is nice!
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>268824 RD is best though.
AppleJ (Mike)
>>268886 You're such a kidder sometimes
>be mathin >ask Gavin if he does a lot of Internet browsing >yes >ask him if he knows the bronies >OH THOSE FAGGOTS >nvm
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>>268909 Story of my life.
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>268903 No kidding, it's troof
>>268909 I say the same thing.
AppleJ (Mike)
>>268931 Hah! Its still funny a second time!
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Anonymous
>at work >Fortune 500 company where perception is all that matters >walking back to my desk from the bathroom >pass two gossip hens in the hallway >don't catch the first part of their conversation >but I do catch the part where one of them says "they're called 'brownies' or 'bronies' or something" >other one says "well, whatever floats your boat, i guess" >they start laughing mockingly >I'm built like a fucking linebacker and I hide my power level exceptionally well so there's no way they've made me >still decide not to make eye contact or say anything >return to desk >heart beating out of my fucking chest >mfwmfwmfwmfwmfw
AppleJ (Mike)
>>268974 Not all of us can be the best Sugarcube
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>268990 Right, because only blue pony is best
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>Browse KnowYourMeme regularly >One day I see MLP on page >Curious >Youtube >Finish 1/2 of S1 that day later...>Tell my best friend about it >He isn't a fan >He doesn't care I like it >His little brother is a brony >Casual at his place >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png laterer>He gets new gf >gf is a horseback rider >He breaks into her locker and coats it with MLP pictures >Still not a fan, says he did it because I gave him the idea
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
AppleJ (Mike)
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AppleJ (Mike)
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>>269045 That'd be awkward
Anonymous
>>269093 You mean this guy?
AppleJ (Mike)
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Anonymous
>David Bowie will never have a guest appearance in MLP complete with musical number
Anonymous
>>269119 I hope to God you got that...
AppleJ (Mike)
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>>231880 Uh oh, thats papa nurgle...
Anonymous
>>269172 Dost thou have a problem with Mr. Magic Pants?
Anonymous
>in the military >have to go to the headquarters company to fill out paper work >applejack McDonald's toy on one of the officers desk I HAVE NO FACE
AppleJ (Mike)
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>>269144 MAKE WAY FOR THE PONY SUPERIOR!
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Anonymous
AppleJ (Mike)
AppleJ (Mike)
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
AppleJ (Mike)
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>>231492 It's the
>smile at him and mouth the chorus part that was weird.
>>231537 Why the fuck do you have a Scoo-no, ANY kind of sticker on your car?
Anonymous
AppleJ (Mike)
Anonymous
What the fuck went wrong with this thread. /mlp/, you anger me.
AppleJ (Mike)
Anonymous
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
AppleJ (Mike)
AppleJ (Mike)
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>>232509 Were they walking around with a pony t-shirt just so they could do that?
He doesn't care about the shirt any everything.
I think they were literally walking around with it like a prop to use.
It's like a 25-dollar bit. IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD
AppleJ (Mike)
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Gotta go. Sorry American and Anon. Good day chaps
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>be eating a taco >looking for something to watch on my DVR >"hmm, why not some ponys?" >mom is standing behind me >suddenly "are you going to watch my little pony?" >NOPE >Just making sure my show is recorded >"Why is that even on there anyway?" >"i recorded it for the kids" >"the kids dont want my little pony" >"I thought they might like it" >uhhuuh... >myfacewhen she reluctantly stopped caring >turned on an action movie instead
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>>269045 No they didn't fucking know. I told you, I hide my power level like it's a stolen original Mona Lisa.
Anonymous
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>>269431 Resistance is useless.
>>268931 you say bronies are fags IRL, or you just drop the conversation? I normally openly admit to poni
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
Good American !!EmwYyzLX4pH
>>269500 Well, I don't tend to like bronies, I'm a casual enthusiast and the only bronies I've met in real life were off their rockers.
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>>269546 I understand, I go out of my way to hide my power level.
Anonymous
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>>240052 >punches fist >*squee* mfw
>I don't have artosis_what_kind_of_reaction_is_that.jpg Anonymous
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>Lie about story of me converting people to bronies >Ridiculed everyday >Hate life >Lie some more
Anonymous
Hey American... since you seem to know your shit about guns, mind telling me your opinion about
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_G3 ? Is it considered any good compared to similar rifles?
Anonymous
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>Year ago >Sick, at home in bed >Start watching Call of the Cutie at full volume >Swear to god I paused it around 5 minutes in >Fall asleep >Wake up, show's paused at the credits HE KNOWS
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>>257489 its pony swag.
and do you live in illinois by any chance?
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>buy pony toys >get the hair perfect >female roommate thinks its cute >she shows my male friend he thinks its hilarious calls me a fag and takes pics of them. >busting my chops does not care that I like the cartoon This has been the reaction of all my friends laugh call me a fag and then be cool with it. My sister asked if I had mlp stickers on my computer I said yes she then never mentioned it again.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>269939 Not who you're asking, but it's a perfectly capable battle rifle. Not a whole lot really wrong with it from what I know aside from arguments between calibers and personal preference.
But my specialty is armored fighting vehicles so take it for what you will.
Anonymous
>went to first oregon brony meetup >met 20% Nathan >ugly and autism scared me away from next meeting >barely missed being part of THAT picture of bronies passed around 4chan all the time >still kinda want to go to nw brony meetup
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>be 22 >never post on 4chan, not even sure if greentext will work >love mlp >have 5 best friends from school, known them for 7 years >none of them know much about internet culture >probably never heard of the show >still be afraid to tell them I watch it :'(
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I was customizing before FiM became popular. Now suddenly, my like MLP is cool.
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>That feel when the woman I'm going to marry is a huge MLP fan >That feel when Saturdays are new episode nights and Sex in 10 seconds flat night
Anonymous13
>Be an Airborne, Air Assault, Mountaineer qualified Soldier with combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. >Let soldiers know I am an anime geek >everyonescoolwithit.jpg >Slowly start to leak hints that I am also a brony >Be a Staff Sergeant >Max PT Score >Pass Pre-Ranger course >mfw they wouldn't dare say negative shit to me about being a brony
Anonymous
>>270423 >Actually met Nathan Please tell me how he sounded.
Anonymous
>>270870 Like any other neckbeard geek, if somewhat high on the social side. What, like his voice? Dunno, little nasal. Those fucking braces though.
Anonymous
>Be in a band >Play bass >During practice session, guitarist starts playing MLP OP theme >I play along >Drummer and singer wondering what the hell we were doing and why we were laughing >Drummer finally gets it and says, "Oh God, it's that MLP shit isn't it?" And so, our drummer decided to try watching it.>See on his Facebook page that he tried to watch it >He wrote, "Tried to see what the fuss was all about, watched it for five minutes, closed it, then started watching Dragon Ball Z" He so manly, lolololol. Turns out he closed it because of the FlimFlam Brothers musical. Fucking hell, it's a damn Musicman style musical. I would've understood his disgust if it were one of Pinkie's plethora of songs or the dress one.
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>>271071 that's like not watching the Monorail episode of The Simpsons because of the musical number >:|
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>Be at Sam goody with girlfriend and am mutual friend >Be new brony >See shirt that has an OC pony on it (might have been derpy. I was a newfag lol) and underneath it just says brony >Insulted the shirt for just being blatntly obvious >Girlfriend thought I was insulting the fandom, she defend the show saying wasn't half bad >poker face One more>Be in chemistry classroom during lunch >be sitting next to girlfriend, among other friends >she randomly says "friendship is magic" Stay silent. No occurrences like that for a couple of months I'll need to powelevel eventually :-/
Anonymous
>>270899 Did anyone of them smell
I need to know the juicy details, you were at ground zero, bro.
Anonymous
>watch MLP because I'm a huge Dexters lab/powerpuff girls/samurai jack fag >too cheap to buy tickets to the local con >go walk around the outside since thats where all the rejects like to hang out and take pictures >some random skinny loser asks to use my cellphone for a second >rainbow dash cutie markbackground (Hey its a cool logo, fuck all of you) >nerd: I KNEW IT! A HUG FOR MY BRONY >nerd goes in for the hug >I pull out my knife and stick the blade in his face >"...Give me back my phone" >nerd sheepishly gives me my phone back and walks away obviously frightened >Change my phone background to some blonde chick riding a motorbike out of fear that I may be associated with these degenerates. >Still watch ponies
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>be greentext >spaghetti >spaghetti >spaghetti >walk the dinosaur >amifunnyyet? >GHOST RIPOSTE
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>>272028 I wouldn't say any of them smelled good, but there wasn't anyone there who smelled objectively offensive. Didn't hug any, though. So no, no huge hygiene fails or anything.
Anonymous
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... who's Nathan? Should I be scared?
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>used to hate ponies >also used to hate the fans >always rag on the people who watch it >friend always tried to get me to watch >I keep saying no but he doesnt give up >I watch one episode and tell him I didnt like it >he says ok and he watches more episodes >i watch more episodes cause i kinda liked it >a week passes by >we talk over skype and I accidentally bring up the topic of ponies >silence for about ten seconds >he asks who my favorite pony is >"..................AppleJack. >I could probably tell his face when
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>>272070 WATCH OUT GUYS WE GOT A BADASS
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>>272070 at the next con:
>same brony walks up to this anon >brony asks to borrow phone again >anon has pony background on phone again >HUG FOR MAH BRONY >anon pulls out knife >NOT THIS TIME >brony has gun >hugs, love and tolerance were had i couldnt help but play this scenario in my head
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>Watch Ponies >Casually tell one or two of my friends about it >They watch it, enjoy it >2 weeks later they've shown 3 more of my friends >Feel swag as fuck >Couple months later >One of them bought a pony shirt >Bought me a MLP cake and gave it to me in public >Getting weird looks all over >Oh god what have I done?! >"I have to go to the bathroom" >Walk to bathroom, avoiding everyone's eye contact >Spaghetti falling everywhere >Trip on my cape >Stand up, I'm covered in spaghetti and crying now >Open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>someone is really mad >call them anallyanguished, buttmad, etc. >finish with saddlesore >no-one suspects i'm a brony.
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>Start watching ponies after friend and I can't understand the crazy surge in fans. >Watch the first three episodes at 4 am >Jokes are fucking slaying me >Tell friend >Seems alright with it >Tell other two friends >Get made fun of at first >As time goes one makes fun of me more, but accepts it >The other is downright ashamed of me >Ashamed one buys me a pinkiepie figurine for my birthday >Him and another friend go to the store and have the person make me this giant cookie He just busts on me now. But for the most part it's just not talked about. It's just how it is with all of my guy friends and a majority of the girls. I only have two people to talk to about the show in person with. Both of them females.
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>>241690 >>241690 I don't think your over the top. But it sounds like you just met the guy. Maybe you shouldn't have acted so strongly. It almost sounds like you scared him away. At the same time though, why the fuck would he wear the shirt if he didn't want acknowledgement? I would be pissed at him if I were you. Then again, I don't watch MLP, I just browse every board cause I'm bored as hell so maybe you're just tolerating the shit out of him lol.
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>>232409 >Mfw: doesn't that make him a queer just as well for taking the time to buy a pony shirt JUST to troll bronies . . . . .he's a undercover Mystery Mare-do-Well Anonymous
Anonymous
>be canadian from vancouver >have ponies on ipod >take flight to florida >have to clear US border patrol first >border guy doesnt believe my reason for entry, he is a total dick the entire time >says he will let me in anyway, if i overstay im fucked >fill out paperwork >he asks for my ipod, cell phone, ect.. >rainbow dash on lock screen, applejack as background >ohshitman >he escorts me to the plane >asks me "which one is it, applejack or rainbow dash? make up your mind!" >uh,.. uh.. applejack? >good answer, enjoy your flight! >what just happened?
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>>251826 >Mfw: theres a MLP coloring book at my job in the kids book area >looks through it each time I clean the area >fuckyeah.jpg ponies get me through a rough night at work > SO MUCH FUCKIN WANT >be a Cool ass 20 yr old blk guy > Maximum awkwardness at attempt to buy >Have a shitload of girls at cash-registers well shit . . . . ~_~;
Vocalis !!eXyCQdHH2Ib
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>Living in a house with friends >Turned out to be not-so-friends, but that's beside the point >Hear Pinkie Pie squeal from the room next to mine >Poke head round the door, see female housemate watching laptop with conflicted expression >"Ponies?" >She looks up >"I can't stop watching!" >We brohoof, I go cook noodles
Anonymous
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>>232816 I think he referenced Sweetie Belle saying she really likes smartpants's mane
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>hanging out at uncle's building a DnD character, TV's on and I'm working on a computer. >His friends come over. >One of his friends is a girl. >Flip through channels, find Hub, MLP is on. >Decide to settle on that because I actually like the show. >His friend asks if I'm a brony with huge eyes. >Shrug and say "I suppose. I like the show, like the message is conveys, and I enjoy Faust's work." >It's never spoken of again as we move to talk about Jem and G1 Transformers. I'm too young to know about Jem. That was like, a few years before my time.
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>>241812 >>241812 >>241812 >>241812 GOLD GOLD GOLD HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING
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>>241812 I'm not clear what happened. Are you talking to your friend or the group of black guys about MLP? And why do you say you're going to watch it right now and then just go to a different bar? wut
Anonymous
>>241836 >be military investigator serious as fuck >find Ponies in evidence >feel sorry for suspect brony >have to report not permitted usage >die a little inside >keep pony addiction top secret Anonymous13
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>>275532 >>270787 >>241836 Military Bronies: Defending the Magic of Friendship and Freedom, Around the world.
Anonymous
>me and my girlfriend invite a friend over >two of us naturally start joking around about ponies >we make him watch some episodes (parasprites - my favorite and EEEVIL ENCHANTRESS - my gf's favorite) the next day:
>we watch the pilot >"can we watch some more episodes, guys?" >he now a raging brony >since he's a webdesigner, he even made a website >http://ponies.brm.sk/ >use it erryday in online conversations Anonymous
Anonymous
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How have I not seen this thread before? This is so glorious, I just CTRL+S'd this mother. Won't get the pics, but oh well.
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>See gentleman at the bar wearing Fluttershy tshirt >First IRL brony I've seen in over a year of being one >Know this man needs a brohoof >*Brohoof* >We go our separate ways for a while >He later yells "THIS DUDE'S A BRONY!" >I've never smiled so much before.
!Hupony4y4A
>>280152 http://sites.google.com/site/chanthreadwatch/ This program will save both the thread and the images
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>>280369 >http://sites.google.com/site/chanthreadwatch/ Oh my god, thank you so much! That is really useful!
Anonymous
>Be friends with a girl I like on Youtube and Facebook >Favorite Pony vids on Youtube but I never post them on Facebook >Girl finds out that I've been favoriting pony videos >Unfriends me both on Youtube and Facebook >Never talks to me again FML why do ponies bring out the worst in people?
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>On vacation back to homeland after being overseas for 3 years >parents come up with idea to meet up with some people they knew before I was even born >Their son is my fuckin' bro from Kindergarten that I haven't seen since then >We chill, talk, exchange facebooks >Get back from vacation >friend sends me message "You're a brony?" >MFW I'm scared as fuck >No point in denying it >"Yes" >ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckingfuck >"that's cool" >FUCK YES or>tell close friend about my powerlevel >he laughs and ridicules and I hate him for it >School's to fucking small to make new friends >learn to live with it >one day he mentions it out loud in front of the semi-popular douche crowd >"LOL U WATCH MLP LOL" >"Yeah because it's fucking awesome" >They keep laughing and then one of the fuckers mentions he watches Hannah Montana because it's funny >THEY ALL WATCH HANNAH MONTANA >I seriously consider mass murder
Anonymous
>be underage 17 faggot in school >came to school with a luna shirt two days prior >no one gave a shit >drinking coffee before class as usual >brain is incapable of processing shit >the only person who is already there besides me is the most awkward dork in class >he stalks talking >says "hm" >didn't actually listen >hear "For being for little girls, My Little Pony is actually a pretty cool show" >says "hm" again >... >... >... >waiiiiiiiit >"What the fuck did you just say?" >"I said for being for little girls, My Little Pony is actually a pretty cool show" >moment of awkward silence and disbelief on my behalf >"wait, you watch fim?" >"yeah" >thumbs him up >back to silent coffee mode >what the fuck just happend? Later that day I found out that one my my classmates was a fucking furrfag.
Anonymous
>>280497 Things like MLP separate the insecure and prejudiced people from the cool ones (and make the cool ones about 20% cooler).
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>browsing facebook >looking at new posts >preppy popular kid likes a page called "My Little Brony" and a picture of a pony kicking another with "Thats what you get for clopping to 34 BITCH!" >think about confronting him about it >don't >he deletes the post later I'm still intrigued
Anonymous
>>281272 The fuck is that even supposed to mean?
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>>281348 no u
>>281982 It means that when confronted with Ponies, you can deduce the character of people with their reaction to them. (and a random FIM reference in the end)
Usually, people who are insecure about their sexuality will outright hate Ponies and call the fans faggots.
People who are prejudiced can't get over the fact it's a children's show/show for girls and will immediately discard the idea of them ever liking it, and will assume that adults who like Ponies must be weird and insane.
"Cool" people will either make nothing of it or they decide to give Ponies a chance. They will either become bronies or carry on with their lives if not interested.
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>known about the fandom since the show aired >watched first ep sometime that year >didn't care for it >few months ago a buddy at work asks if I'm a brony >honestly respond I'm not >some time later found out a friend watches it >anime has bored me lately, decide to give it a chance >fucking love it >get our other friend to kinda watch it (if only because we talk about it constantly) > we get a a third friend to start watching it >few weeks ago at work, third friend walks in >guy at work that asked me if I was a brony walks up too >we're all talking for a minute >third friend turns to me ans says "if you consider yourself a brony then you might as well count me as one too" >guy at work is like "WAT" >gives us both weird looks >I stare at friend >whywouldyoudothat.jpg face Surprisingly he hasn't ragged on me at all for it. Probably cause he knows I'm really weird. I'd almost expect he kinda knew. Either way I've converted at least two people. And another story>hanging out at second friend's house with first friend too >we keep taking personality quizzes cause they're funny >three other friends are there >they hear us laughing, all of them want to take the quiz too >everybody laughs Friendship is magical
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No real story, just a few things that transpired>Completely sealed-lips closet brony >Never talks about the show except with best friend (who got me into it) >Inspired by this thread >Told one person when half-awake pulling an all-nighter and delusional that I liked MLP as a secret (i literally forgot that I said this until two days later) >Nothing happens, everything fine >Told another person secretly that I had an interest in MLP >trusted him because he loves fanfiction and is generally receptive/accepting of weirdness >Today >Log on to facebook >Friend of friend posts Collegehumor's "My Little Brony" animated skit >Friend comments "if you endorse mlp you're a gigantic fag" >feelsbadman.jpg >Disappointed in how judgmental he is >Waiting on fanfic friend to see if >A) he thinks I'm weird >B) he becomes a brony >C) he rejects MLP but ok with it >D) entire school finds out and sad story ending Hopefully this will end like the stories here I've read where the anon's friends become bronies... wish me luck.
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May as well spill de beans while I'm here.>Me and fairly new friend often chill at my house with two computers. >He already knows of 4chan and /b/, but as an outsider and is genuinely afraid of it. >Slowly integrate him into the /b/rotherhood. >He mostly browses knowyourmeme to learn of the chans. >Ponies all over knowyourmeme. >Both of us baffled as to "y u ponies, internet?" >We proceed to watch the pilot one day. >Finish a few more episodes after that. >Ponies hype us up and we begin to hang out even more just to watch ponies. >mfw ponies. >ponies. I fucking love ponies.
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>ITT spaghetti everywhere
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>goto range >guy rolls up with AR15s and a few AKs >wearing tacticool ninja gear >see Rainbow Dash patch on shoulder >looks at me >throws up a thumbs up and offers me a drink from his mini fridge >weirded out a little bit >sit down for a second with friend and move over to a different lane
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>>279777 strangestboner.jpg
But honestly if you're going to let that weird you two out you're losing.
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Back in school I used to sneak into empty classes and write weird but silly messages with an apocalyptic tone on the chalkboards.
If I were still in school, I would secretly fill every class with ponies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTYk8NApSY Anonymous
>>295305 you either met a potentially manly brony that isnt a flaming homosexual.. or the next ohio shooter lol
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>>298027 Guns don't make a man.
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>>277335 <=== Feel free to do that but...
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Floating stuff is cool unless it goes over the site's content. Just a fellow web Developer's opinion...
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>Come into school after break >"FUCK EVERYTHING" written on blackboard in big white chalk >Directly underneath, in parentheses: >(except ponies) >mfw
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>>298154 >not wanting to fuck ponies >in 2012 Anonymous
>>281057 >have some friends over >get bored and talk about porn >friend tells us he's a furfag >we laugh a little but don't really care >I get on my computer to vector some ponies yup.
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>>298154 >>298210 perhaps he meant that ponys were the only thing that mattered in life. FUCK EVERYTHING(scept my ponys that keep me happy)... kinda like that.
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>>298235 >Talk about porn >Friend tells us he's a furfag where do you people find friends like this!?
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>>303078 College.
One of my mates looks at furporn during classes and for some reason he thinks it's cool to shout fur all of a sudden
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>say to my best friend I show a "weird and addictive show" >he tolds me "MLP" ? >we laugh
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>>298027 I mean, I was cool with it, just a little weirded out that this guy offered me a drink when I noticed his patch.
Cause uh, he looked like he'd try to rape me or something
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>>303111 >Looks at furry porn during classes Why.avi
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>>274933 Oh my bucking celestia, I'm trying so hard to keep in my laugh and it's not working lol. That's amazing :D
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>>256844 I'm so jelly right now
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>>268442 Don't recommend a nugget to someone dude, that's a bad idea to start someone off with a pretty ridiculous flinch.
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>>241375 Is my new wallpaper. Fuckyeah.jpg
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>put a pony as avatar in msn, expecting >the mother of all shitstorms evar >only one notices it >tell his family >his family now pictures me as rainbow dash >fuckyeah.jpg
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>Walking down the street in my neighborhood >See a couple of guys who are up to no good >Pull them over, look them in the eyes and say "Friendship is magic bitch." >They burst into treats >My palms start to get sweaty and I run home as fast as I can, spaghetti falling out of my pockets the whole way >Finally get home, my head is spinning >Fumble with the keys >Open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>go to school >kid loves cartoons >says he likes My Little Pony >The show on hub? i said >yes >think guy is man child >check it out on saturday >tv in room http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE8Vh3OQo0o >mom walks in Uhhh watching Happy Days other night, didnt change channel.
>mom Okay.jped >forget the whole thing >2 months later watch lunar eclipsed >grow hooked Not a bronyfaggot, just a fan. just checking out this board.
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>late at night >hipster brother in room >>>/mu/ >the board he was browsing >forgot he was there >play my Pony Tape I recorded. >forget he was there. in coener >find him still their >ohshit.avi >tell him I saw it on /b/ >wanted to see hype >him: whatever.jpg Me:sucess
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> other day in back room of class watching mlp > friend comes over and ask what im watching. say mlp >he sits and starts watching with me. soon other people come back and start watching. >soon have 8 guys and 3 girls watching season 1 with me. >mfw
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>Walking down the street arguing my little bro >Some random faggot walks up to me >Me and bro stare at him >He screams in my face and runs away >Turn to my bro and tell him sarcastically that that was interesting >Seriously Celestia, this place sucks
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just loling at this thread
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>Wear brony shirt to McDonalds >See guy behind counter snickering at my shirt >Don't give a fuck because he's working at McDonalds
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