>Wake up
>A horrid stench breaches your ears
>You can taste blood
>Opening your eyes, you see little but for the night sky
>Slowly, you realise you're resting atop a pile of rotting ponies
>There is a severed unicorn horn embedded in your thigh
>Painfully, you ease yourself off the corpses
>Clothes reduced to rags
>You're somewhere in the Everfree
>You know who did this to you
>Yanking out the horn, you set off, at a limp, towards Sweet Apple Acres
>Applejack was bringing in a box of firewood from the Barn when she heard a stir in the dusty ground nearby
>On edge, she glared at her surroundings
>Nothing to be seen
>The blunt trauma of a rock shot through her skull as she was sent, dazed and off balance
>Catching her senses, she realised it must have come from the barn
>"Come out here and fight me, ya coward!"
>The veil of shade drops off of you as you emerge
>"Ah didn't kill ya rightly, did ah? Not so sure on humans, but I'll make sure this time"
>You charge towards Applejack as she spins herself around, hind legs aready
>You know her tactics by now and have an advantage of dexterity
>Diving over her outstretched hooves, you catch her by the neck and roll across the dirt
>A moment later, she's whipped herself up on top of you
>As she raises her front hooves to crush you, you bring out the unicorn horn and force it into her breast
>She recoils in pain, with you still grasping the horn, and falls to the ground
>Now kneeling on top of her panting, you yank the horn out of the wound
>She looks into your eyes with a face full of panic, as you bring the horn down directly into her forehead
>She is still
>"You're just as horny as you were before"
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