Anonymous
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Go Go Go, old thread dead
Anonymous
Did anyone save the old thread before it 404'd?
Anonymous
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>>388056 Fuck I hope so. Hopefully someone flagged it for archive.
Anonymous
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>>388056 Someone might have archived it, but whateves. Fill it with more stories! : )
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>>388056 I got 2 of them saved in a txt file. Including that end great one that was 30ish parts
Anonymous
>>388056 I've got it saved. HTML & IMGS.
Dunno what to do with it now though.
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>>388056 I managed to copy some of the stories into .docx files. I got 6 of 'em.
Anonymous
Old thread died? Shit, last I saw was 32/2 of what's his names posts
>rope
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>>388115 me too. ctrl-s is awesome
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I have the whole thread saved as HTML and images. I'll .zip it and upload it for you guys in a moment.
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>>388128 Il dump it in pastebin :) 1 min
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>>388128 Hopefully Leucine, Dashisbestpony, and Aether saved their shit.
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>At a rave >Something in your drink >Don't notice >Drink it anyway >Fucking Fluttershy >Pass out >Wake up >Rainbow's house >"Dude, you got drugged. You're lucky I got to you before Fluttershy did." >Smile >"Hell yeah. You're a really good friend" >"Yeah... You too..." >Looks like she wants to say something more >Doesn't.
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>>388128 >32/2 >A crash course in balloon flight would have been useful, you muse as you haphazardly guide the craft east of the town >Still, you can't help but marvel at the sense of peace there comes from having only the clouds as companions >The thought that this must be what it's like for Rainbro brings a smile to you, one which quickly fades as you recall she's been without this feeling because of you >With the sun near the horizon you finally touch the basket of the balloon against the perimeter of Dash's cloud house >You go to jump out, catching yourself just before leaping over the edge, recalling that no you did not have Twilight cast the cloud-walking spell on you >Well shit, this is going to be a little more difficult Anonymous
>>388161 33/2
>Your voice is hoarse when you finally step back from the edge of the basket >It feels like you've been yelling at the cloud for hours, though there's been no sign of activity in that time >Looking off to the west you see the sun is just touching against the horizon now, at least there's still time >You allow yourself to sit back into it, wondering if you really have blown the one chance you had at this >"What are you doing here?" >It's a familiar voice, no more than familiar but what throws you off is the tonal difference >Looking up you expect to see angry Dash, violent Dash, about to throw you out of the basket Dash >Instead it's just your Rainbro, her face screwed up in a frown >"I thought ponies weren't your type." >A part of you flares up in anger at that but is quickly forced down by the greater part of that knows you deserve that and more >You tell her she's right, you aren't interested in ponies >Again, she looks like you've just slapped her >No, you've come to realise that while you could be involved with ponies you just want your Rainbro >"Dude, I thought I told you I want... want..." >She's choking suddenly, a fit of sobs ready to overcome her >This is it, this is the moment where the decision you make will irrevocably change things between you. Last chance to back out, buddy Anonymous
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pastebin/1guKSp7r that full story
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>>388186 34/2
>Of course, there's not a chance of you backing out. Not now, not knowing what you now know >You reach up and take hold of her face, looking intently into those soulful rose eyes >Tell her it's okay, you understand what she wants >That's what you want from your Rainbro, that's all you'll ever want now >That light behind her eyes that had dimmed in weeks past returns >"Anon, this-this better not be-" >You cut her short with a press of your lips to hers - they're warm and impossibly soft and far, far more fitting than any woman's could ever hope to be >It's quick and intense, you don't even use your tongue but you know now that in future you shall >And indeed there will be a future for the two of you, you can tell by the way her eyes go wide then slowly close, only fluttering open when you pull away >"You know... this means I can't be your Rainbro anymore." >Doesn't matter, you tell her, you much prefer this Dash >With a gentle tug you bring her into the basket and she stands next to you, her eyes never leaving your own >You ask her to stay in it with you, there's something you want to show her >As you sail off with the setting sun at your backs you find you do not care where the winds take you >With Dash at your side you anywhere you lay your head will be home >~fin~ Credit goes to Leucine
Anonymous
Come on, need more long stories, not just reposts of the old.
Anonymous
>>388276 Then write some, brony.
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>>388336 I'm writing other shit elsewhere, but you guys wanted a new Rainbro thread. So make with the Rainbro! Even if I'm not writing it, I'd still like to read it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
It took a moment, but here:
mediafire.com/?yesf18a22ufg6ft The entire last thread.
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>>388486 post some of the stories here to bump, I'm writing some more!
AetherPony
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Oh man I was gone for a little while and it 404'd D: damn it now I gotta start over.
Anonymous
Thought I'd adapt my first flutterrapist idea.>It's motherfucking Hearth's Warming Eve >Enjoying Daring Do and the Alicorn's Shadow at Rainbro's recommendation >Knocking at the door, of course there's only one pony it could be >Open 'er up, there the yellow devil is >She's kitted herself out in festive clothing, replete with sack styled saddlebags >Fluttershy's smile is just a teensy bit wider than usual >"Oh... hi, Anon, I know we said we wouldn't get each other gifts..." >Actually you're quite sure you never said anything about any gifts to her >"... But I know you like books so... um, I got you this." >Reaches into her saddlebags and pulls out a thinish, wrapped object >You take it, surmising there's little she could do with a book >The thought of her having laced the pages with a soporific briefly enters your mind >She's still standing there, looking at you expectantly >It would seem there's nothing else for it but to open it right now >It... appears to be a home-made pamphlet entitled 'The Joys of Interspecies Sex: A Primer' >At the bottom of the cover 'Fluttershy' is crossed out and written below it is 'Dr Brandy Snaps' >Opening it reveals a number of disturbingly detailed drawings and descriptions >Back of the pamphlet has a scrawled 'Endorsed by the Equestrian Institute of Psychosexual Analysis' with a seal hastily drawn around it >You look up to see her still beaming >"That's how you know it can be trusted." 1/?
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>>388486 Thank you Anon.
Thank you so much.
AetherPony
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>388523 2/?
>Wingbeats announce the arrival of another pegasus, oh goody >"Hey, 'Shy, I heard Twilight's just opened another portal to the human world and they're just pouring through!" >That scratchy voice can only belong to Rainbro Dash >Sure enough, a quick look outside shows her pointing Fluttershy back towards Ponyville >You go to wish her luck but she's already halfway down the path from your house >Rainbro is standing there, a triumphant smile plastered on her face >Ask her to step the fuck up, cause there's a hoof that needs some respek >A beam of multicoloured light splits the land in twain as righteous hoof meets blessed hand >Or at least, you like to imagine that being the case, instead you invite her in for a glass of hot, spiced port >She follows you in, holding the pamphlet in a wing >"That Fluttershy really has some wacky ideas, huh?" >Oh sure, you hastily give a description of some of the acts within the pamphlet >Dash's face turns increasingly deeper shades of red as you do so >"Y-yeah, that's pretty... pretty sick!" >Tell her to sit down in the living room, you'll just be a minute getting the drinks ready Anonymous
Reposting AetherPony's story:>It's been a long four years since you've been in Ponyville. >the only interaction you've had with women for as long as you can remember is ponies. >you're thoughts on your chance of getting with a human woman have become 0 > loneliness sets in >knock on your door, expecting Fluttershy or AppleJack you open the door. >You breathe a sigh of relief when you realize its your bro RD. >"Hey Anon what's up? Nothing, just wondering when Fluttershy or AppleJack is going to strike next.>"Yeah, those two have gotten really weird since well, since I found out when was it....three years ago?" Yeah its been a while, so what brings you here? Did ya overhear one of Flutter's plans or something?>"Nah, just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out. I've got my work done for the weekend and I wanted to get shit faced. >you're liking where this is goin >"Wanna go get drunk off our asses?" Hell yeah!>Bro Hoof >She takes you to a bar across town, by the time you two get there the sun is setting 1/11
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>>388688 >You and RD enter said bar, seems like a nice place, the typical malcontents you'd expect to see haven't arrived yet. >You and Dash sit at the bar and order your drinks. >Just like many other things you and Dash did together, this little get together became another competition. >You and Dash start downing shots, trying to drink each other under the table. >Knowing Fluttershy may be lurking stops you from going too far. >Rainbro can have this one. >RD finishes her last shot beating you, her inebriation level now between 7 and Sean Connery. >"Heh *hic* I win! Yeah ya got me.
>"Do I get a.....a....*hic* prize?" Yup, a hangover, congratulations.
>She lightly punches your side with a forehoof. >"Hey, *hic* I know exactly what I want now, dance!" What?
>"Wait huh?" >facepalm Yeah, you're pretty fuckin gone. Here let me help you before you do something crazy.
>She tries to stand to tell you off, only to fall over herself. >You manage to catch her before she hits the ground. You're surprised at your reaction time despite being inebriated. >RD is passes the fuck out in your arms. A few patrons 'daaw' at the site. >You attempt to explain, but the liquor in your system says that you really don't give a fuck. >Somehow you're able to give RD a sort of piggy back ride, her forehooves now hanging down from your shoulders and her back legs in your hands. >In her state she happens to rest her head using your shoulder and her forehoof as a sort of prop >her steady breathing is all you can really hear as you make your way out of the bar. >Oh shit you forgot to pay for your drinks. 2/11
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>>388700 >Baretender says he owes RD and the drinks are on the house. >Rainbro being a bro without even fuckin trying. >You make your way out in to the streets, making sure not to drop your bro. >You make the long trek back home to your house. >Suddenly Fluttershy >"Ah ha! I got you now Anon!" >Expect some trap to ensnare you, but nothing happens. >Fluttershy just standing there triumphantly. What did you-
>"I bribed the Bartender, got him to drug your drinks, now you'll be mine, MINE! MWAAAHAHAHA!" So wait you were trying to knock me out?....wait
>Rainbro still passed the fuck out. >"Um...Anon shouldn't you be asleep?" >Give her the best deadpan look you can >Walk to your house, no longer giving a fuck if she's following you or not. >She got to your bro. >The hell you're gonna give Fluttershy the next chance you get. >Finally get back to your place. >Its dark, but the moon and stars seem to light up your path for you. >Wish you could brohoof Luna right about now. >You kick open your door like a baws. >Knowing that Dash went too far with the drinks, and with Fluttershy's drugs being well....Fluttershy's you figure Dash will be out for the night. >You set her down, then lock up, windows closed, curtains closed, etc. >Luckily no one is in your house tonight >You pick your bro up again and take her to your room. >You set her on your bed, then you go about prepping yourself for sleep. You assume its almost midnight. 3/11
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>>388709 >finish up. >Go back in to room. >Rainbro is wide awake. Huh?
>"You think a few drinks would keep me out all night? This is The Dash we're talkin about." >Her ego can be seen from a mile away Uh huh, yeah Fluttershy tried to drug me, sorry you got the bad end of that deal.
>"Well, yeah that's what happens when you switch your drinks with your bro." Huh?
>"I've been going to that place for years man, I know when that Bartenders' up to something. I'm not gonna let Flutters get ya that easy." >Her broness knows no bounds. Well if you knew my drinks were spiked why didn't you just tell me?
>"And ruin our fun? What are ya crazy?" You coulda just told me there was something up with the drinks and we could just did something else instead, hell chilling with my best friend anywhere's good.
>Rainbow looks down when ya say 'friend.' >"Yeah 'friend.' " You know I've noticed that you get like this a lot every time something like this happens.
>"Hey Anon I got a question for you." Ok shoot.
>"Anon, for three years I've always been there for you, if Fluttershy or AppleJack tried something I was there to make sure you didn't end up being drugged, kidnapped, or raped. Well yeah you're my bro.
>"Have you ever once thought that maybe I've been helping you for more reasons than just because 'you're my friend' or 'cause we're bros?' " 4/11
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>>388203 >queen_best_friend.mp3 seems appropriate atm.
Anonymous
>>388688 butwhy
It's already in the archive provided by a helpful anon.
It'd be stupid for this thread to turn into a carbon copy of the last one.
Anonymous
>>388729 >"Come on Anon, don't tell me you haven't even thought about it." >You think of politely explaining to your bro that you're a human and she's a horse. >You then think of the years you've been in Ponyville. >You've had no girlfriend, let alone gotten laid. >Hell you've barely even had time to jack it what with all the Flutter and Apple rape attempts. >Your chances of seeing another human are dangerously low. >You realize that you'll have to settle for a pony, dragon, griffion if you don't want to die alone. >Know inter species relationships aren't frowned upon, hell Spike and Rarity haven no issues from anyone. >Sudden realization, you wouldn't give a fuck what the other ponies think anyway. >Also Fluttershy and AppleJack would finally leave you alone. >When you look at it the positives are nearly endless. >"Okay Anon times up." >RD leaps off the bed and flies over to you. >She plants a kiss on your lips testing to see how you react. >Still being a bro even now, not wanting to force you in to something you don't want to do. >You don't hate it, in fact you feel ballsy Is that it? Here I thought you wanted to be the best at everything you tried.
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>>388688 Thanks, with this I can simply continue where I left off.
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>>388593 3/3
>Join her on the couch and pass her a mug of the port >Murmur that this is what it's all about: good friends, good drink and not a rapist around >Dash agrees and takes a sip >"Hey, I know 'Shy got you a dud but... eh, I guess I just wanted you to have this." >Reaching into her wing she pulls out the next book in the Daring Do series >This wasn't actually meant to be officially released yet, you excitedly ask her how she got it >"No biggie, I just told them the Dash needed a copy and they couldn't wait to give it to me." >Clap her on the shoulder and thank her again >She smiles brightly, her cheeks going that earlier shade of red >Probably just the heat, you do have the house warmer due to your lack of a coat >Finishing off the port, she makes her goodbyes and heads for the door >You stop her just before she gets there >Thank her again for being such a brotacular friend >Clap her on the back for good measure >Probably a little too hard, going by how her wings involuntarily spring out, quivering >"C'mon Anon, what're bros for." >With a drunken grin on her face she lazily takes to the skies Acceptable, OP?
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>>388756 was meaning after the end but ok XD
>>388740 mind posting the link to said archive? Be much appreciated
Anonymous
>>388742 >RD smirks >"Careful Anon, don't start what you can't finish." >ohrly.png >Before you can utter a proper response she gets a good grip on you with her forehooves >Using her wings to propel herself she manages to not only turn you towards the bed, but push you on to it. >You land on your back. >RD quickly climbs on to your stomach, facing you, naturally. >she leans in and the two of you kiss yet again. >she's putting a lot more force in to her kiss than before. >as she kisses you she starts to run her tongue along your lips, almost begging to enter your mouth. >you're still not really putting your all in to the kiss. >in the back of your mind you're still thinking of how wrong this is. >However your ever so present erection says otherwise. 6/11
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Was going to repost Aether's story but its too big. Get it here:
http://i.imgur.com/GCyzD.png pic unrelated
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>>388783 >Fuck it. >As soon as you open your mouth her tongue darts inside. >You wrestle her tongue with yours, hers overpowering yours. >After what feels like forever the two of you finally break your kiss. >Both of you gasping for breath. >Suddenly scratching at your window. >The two of you look up. >Suddenly Fluttershy >You look from Fluttershy to RD Hey Rainbow wanna mess with Fluttershy?
>"Huh? How?" >You gently push RD off of you, you then stand up. >You have RD get on her stomach and face Fluttershy. >Before you put your plan in to action you take a look at RD marehood. >Being without sex for as long as you have you gotta say you like what you see. >RD is wet with anticipation. >You tell RD not to turn around, have her look right at Flutters >You lean forward and start to run your hand along RD's dripping marehood. >RD lets out a surprised squeak. >Swear to god you thought RD was Fluttershy for a second. 7/11
My god, continuing.>at the sight of pinkie Rainbowdash waves a hoof and says a greeting. You go to say hello as well but you find yourself almost tackled by pinkie.>"who's your friend, dashie?" pinkie asks. >"His name's Seth, now can you get off him he's hungry, and so am I." You agree with 'Dashie' and Pinkie gets off.>"Well of course you're hungry, there why you came here!" she responds gleefully. "Twilight and Applejack are waiting for you two!" Your face shows an almost perfect 'lulwhut?' expression until Pinkie's words sink in. Shit.>"you know what Pinkie, I think well be going, it was nice seeing you." she tells pinkie while pushing you out the door. Once safely away from the obvious trap, you thank RD, saying she's saved you twice today.>"Don't sweat it." she tells you, " and I have some food at my place, we can eat there." "Thank you so much rainbowdash, you really know how to help a guy out." you say in gratitude.>she just keeps walking, and once outside of ponyville you get in her back and with a little effort she flies back to her house, where miraculously you can stand on the clouds. You eat, talk, laugh, and have one of the best nights of your life. It gets late, and you both reluctantly agree to hit the hay for the night.>"you sleep in the bed" RD tells you "you sure?" you ask, not wanting her to sleep on her cloud-couch.>"of course I'm sure, now get to bed. And so you find the bed, and your last thought before sleep takes you is: "this is the end of my first day in Equestria."
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>>388783 >Fluttershy's mouth hangs open in shock. >RD decides to voice her pleasure. >"Anon don't stop, it feels so awesome!" >RD's wings are in full extension >with one hand teasing her marehood your other hand reaches out toward her wings >You start with her left wing, massaging at the base. >RD's entire buddy shudders in pleasure under your touch. >Fluttershy flies away Ha, I think that did it.
>"Y...yeah just....yeah keep doin what you're doin Anon." >Not looking to leave her hanging you start massaging her wings a bit harder than before. >RD is biting in to your blanket to stifle her moans. >She loses all sense of subtlety in her moans when you start to tease her clit. >You're loving every single elicit cry she makes. >You start rubbing her clit at a faster pace than before. > the hand on her wing keeping up with the same pace as the one focusing her marehood >"Please don't stop Anon! Oh god why can't ponies have hands too?!" >chuckle to yourself, she's apparently losing it. >you keep up you're 'friendly massage' for a few more minutes. >she's been grinding in to your hand, from the way she's beginning to shake you know she's getting close. >"Oooooh FUCK!" >She releases, biting on her lip as she does. >she covers your hand and bed in her mare juices >As her orgasm slowly starts to fade you notice that she's bit down so hard that her lip is bleeding. Damn Dash did you enjoy yourself.
>Dash weakly nods her head. >You're a little annoyed at the fact that you have to clean up, but whatever. >As you get ready to move Dash she suddenly stands and turns to you. >"Anon, you really think I'm gonna leave you hangin after that?" >She points a huff at your full blown erection being held back by your pants. >"Let's get those off shall we?" 8/11
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>>388820 >Rainbow leans in and grabs the zipper of your pants with her mouth. >She looks up at you as she slowly unzips your pants >demeyes.jpeg >Though she seems to have masted the zipper she falters at the button. >You help her out on that. >After that last bit of annoyance is gone she tugs your pants off. >You quickly remove your boxers after the pants are gone. >Erection in full view >Going slow isn't her style. >She immediately takes your length in to her mouth, taking it all the way to the base in one go. >You gasp in both surprise and pleasure >she starts to bob her head up and down upon your member every so often she'll pull up and focus the head of your member, before taking it all in to her mouth yet again. >Due to being without sexual satisfaction for so long you feel your climax start to come a lot sooner than you'd hope. Dash, whoa...hold on I'm gonna..
>RD stops >she pops your erection out of her mouth. >"Hmm?" Oh damn good...was about to come.
>"Implying I wouldn't swallow." Wait huh?
>She goes down on you again, sucking and bobbing on your member with a greater ferocity than before. 9/11
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>>388831 >She's staring in to your eyes the entire time. >You can see the hunger in her stare. >It sets you over the edge >when she takes all of you in to her mouth again you hold her there, and release four years of pent up frustration down her throat. >RD having been waiting for this herself, greedily drinks all of your seed, being sure not to let a single drop go to waste. >Your erection pops out of her mouth and she miles at you. >"How's that?" >You're feeling way too damn good to speak right now. >You've not felt this relaxed in you don't know how long. >However your erection has not faltered. >"Oh, wow Anon, can...can we...?" >You're finally able to speak So you wait until after you made me come to ask?
>"Good point Anon." >She positions herself above your still throbbing erection. >This time she decides to take it slow. >She smiles as she slowly takes you in to her. > Agonizingly slow >The feeling of her walls encasing your member elicits a groan. >"Aww....is...Anon getting frustrated?" >Oh hell no. >You grab RD by the hips and pull her down. >As you pull her down you thrust up, making her take all of you in one hard thrust. >when you hit the hilt you notice her body jolts and her eyes seem to roll up in to the back of her head. >"Oh man.....whoa Anon..gimme me a moment." >She's not grimacing and there appears to be no blood. >You assume that she probably tore her hymen at some point showing off some trick and it ending badly. >Her eyes finally come back down, meeting yours. >"Heh Anon check this out." >She flexes her inner walls around your member >Feels as if her entire marehood is squeezing at just the right pressure. >She giggles when she sees your mouth agape from the pleasure. 10/11
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>>388844 >She starts to grind, slowly at first, building herself up. >You're thrusting up from under her in sync with her grinding. >Every so often she will life herself off of you until you nearly fall out, then she comes right back down taking all of you in yet again. >She alternates between grinding and bouncing upon your member >Her eyes have rolled up in to the back of her head. >Can't help but chuckle a little. >She suddenly starts grinding again, leaning forward. >"oooooh that's the spot." >She starts grinding faster than before, the friction from her grinding giving her that much more pleasure. >You feel yourself getting ready to come for the second time tonight. >She's nearing her peak as well. Dash...I'm...gonna..
>You attempt to push her off but she stays, not breaking her rhythm. >"Inside." >Fuckyeah.avi >You hit your peak first, with a loud groan you release inside of her. >The feeling of your orgasm causes RD to peak as well. >Her marejuices leak out on to your member and on to the sheets. >After her orgasm subsides she reluctantly dismounts you. >The beast inside of you has been sated in the form of you finally going limp. >The two of you look at the mess you've made of the bed. >The two of you laugh. >After changing the sheets and blankets the two of you decide to shower together and generally get ready for bed. >After you make sure dash uses the mouthwash you got in your bathroom cupboard you kiss her. >The two of you make your way to your bed. >The two of you settle in, you on your back and her on your chest. >"Hey Anon?" Yeah Dash?
>"Have fun?" Do you have to ask? Hell yeah I did.
>She snuggles in to your chest. >With another kiss the two of you fall asleep, her on your chest and with your arms wrapping her in to an embrace. >THE END 11/11
Anonymous
>>388814 >"His name's Seth >Just Seth >From Celestia, to Luna, to Seth >He is her right hoof and he has a task for you
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>>388904 That's not the case but that made me laugh.
That's actually a name I wish I had.
But anyways unless someone objects that'll be my last post until I can actually type that all down?
Anonymous
What the fuck is this shit? Are these goddamn greentext story clopfics? Damnit, the stories are supposed to be subtle, and not entirely sexual. Just ponies having failed plans to get with you. Fucking christ.
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>>389188 Well I enjoyed it.
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>>389188 Have you noticed the people saying they are reposting?
The original thread had many of the stories you seem to desire. I you want to see them, write them yourself.
AetherPony
Anonymous
>>389188 This.
Can someone repost the GOOD stuff, not just clopfics?
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>>389360 Or maybe instead of endless reposts, the thread could get some new content?
>>389360 Well I'd like to hope the first parts of my story is among that list, good sir.
*Note:I'm one of the few people who haven't reposted, though I apparently stopped my story due to no audience...
AetherPony
>>389431 well the audience is here, just lurking.
Until someone links the archived thread I'll just pick up where I left off. I think it was 7/?
>You're a bit nervous >You've heard a few rumors of Celestia >Twilight's rumors of what Celestia does when she's angry has set you on edge. >The moon has been in your nightmares from time to time. >After what feels like an hour Canterlot comes in to view. >The mane 6 are real excited now, pinkie and rainbro are hopping up and down making the chariot rock a bit. "Whoa whoa whoa stop! Seriously I don't wanna die."
>"Hehehe silly Anon we won't fall off see?" >Pinkie rushes head first to the end of the chariot >A magical force stops her from going over the threshold and to her death. >"See?" >This puts you at ease somewhat... >the pegasi pulling the chariot come to a halt as they finally hit land about 100 yards from the castle. >As the seven of you step off of the chariot you stifle the urge to kiss the ground and scream, "LAND!" >"Come on everypon....everyone." >Twilight points towards Canterlot castle and the six of you follow suit behind her. >You occasionally glance over to Fluttershy and Applejack not letting down your guard. >The two seem disinterested in you. >Maybe tonight won't be so bad after all. Anonymous
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>>389826 Nobody is hosting the thread, but you can download it here:
>>388486 AetherPony
>>389826 the previous one was actually 8/? so the one previously posted (
>>389826 ) isn't 7/? but 9/?
I'll post up the rest of the story but the order will be a bit odd.
AetherPony
>>390053 1/?
>Day 400 in Ponyville >You've awoken to hear a rap on your window. >Damn it Fluttershy >Open your eyes and see Rainbro >There is a god >"Mornin Anon." "Rainbro what's up?"
>"Just letting you know Flutter had quite the doozy ready for ya when you went outside, took care of it for ya." >Bro in the morning. >"Also Rarity wanted to see you. She's got this big fancy get up for you for tomorrow, Gala and all that." >You mull over the thought of going to some huge fancy party with your bro >On one hand there'll be too many people around for Fluttershy or Applejack to rape you >On the other hand you could also stay in your house and do.....absolutely nothing. "Sure Rainbro I'll be out in a bit."
AetherPony
>>390090 2/?
>You're thinking of getting ready. >Decide 'what the hell all ponies are naked anyway.' >Decide today is 'Free Ballin' day in Ponyville. >As you exit your house you see Rainbro ready, her wings in full view. >"Uh....Anon...?" Yeah?
>"You're naked." So are you? Your point?
>Rainbro seems a bit fixated on your crotch, not paying attention to you. >You snap her fingers in front of her face and she comes to attention. >"Wha..huh oh uh....yeah I thought there was something there. Yeah its called my dick.
>"Let's....uh...forget that that happened. >You readily agree, don't need to make things awkward so early in the morning. Especially from your bro. >On the walk to Rarity's you can't help but feel a little awkward regardless. >Mares passing by have been staring at you as they pass you in the street. The hell is this?
>"Anon, stallions typically keep their uh... packages somewhat hidden since they're on four hooves....and since you're on two hooves..I mean feet your package is in full view. >Vow to never leave your house without clothes on again. >Fucking perverted ponies. >After about ten minutes the two of you make it to The Carousel Boutique. >Feeling things are going too smoothly, expecting Flutters or Apple to come outta nowhere and rape you. Anonymous
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>>390134 >nude all day in public I AM NOT DOWN WITH THIS SICKNESS
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>>390134 >Carousel Boutique door opens. >Fuck Fluttershy AND AppleJack are walking out from inside. >Fluttershy's wings extend resembling Rainbro's and Applejack just stares hungrily. >"Anon....you're naked!" >"Anon that's a mighty fine bit ya got there." >Everyone's having sudden realizations today apparently. >Give both of them the best deadpan look you can think of. >Rarity looks over from inside. >She sees you and Rainbro. >"Oh darlings its so wonderful to see you two! I was just telling Fluttershy and Applejack that their dresses will be ready in a few hours." >"An we were gonna leave...until we saw you sugarcube." >Applejack is drooling a little. >"Oh please Applejack don't stand there like some sex crazed filly, give him some space." >"Ah reckon I otta..." >"Applejack..." >Rarity apparently has her own stare. >"Ah'll get ya later sugarcube." >Applejack trots off followed by Fluttershy. >Bullet. Fucking. Dodged >"Come in darling, I suspect you're eagerly awaiting to try on your new suit." Wait suit?
>"Oh come now, you honestly didn't think I'd let you in to the Gala wearing those awful clothes did you?" But aren't you the one who made me those exact same clothes?
>"Darling those outfits are casual, they are meant to be worn and abused. Not this however so you and Rainbow here mustn't do...whatever it is you two do in these clothes. >She motions for the two of you to come inside. >You enter followed by Rainbow Anonymous
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>>388872 excellent story but FUCK YOU
because I never clopped to anything on 4chan and certainly nothing pony related
today I did....I lost my pony virginity
and it wasn't even to a pic BUT FUCKING WORDS ;_;
If this is still here tomorrow I'll post more, if not, well that's a mystery. This is the first time I've posted stories in a thread. Thank you all.
AetherPony
>>390264 fuck forgot the 3/?
4/?
>When you guys make your way to the dressing rooms you see your suit ready at the door. >It's fucking magnificent, Rarity has really outdone herself. >The coat and pants are black, black dress shoes. >The under shirt is also black, the tie and vest however are your favorite color. >"I figured you'd like something simple yet classy." >Thank Rarity with a hug. >she blushes and mutters a 'You're welcome.' >Rainbro has her eyes narrowed at Rarity. >"I'm watchin you marshmellow." What was that?
>"Oh uh....nothing Anon.....try on your suit man let's see how it fits." >Go inside changing room. >after getting everything on you step out. >"You wear it well, I just knew you would. I AM a genius when it comes to fashion after all." >Can't argue with that >"Lookin sharp Anon you'll be beating mares off you all night!" >Explain that you're a human and that they're ponies. >You feel like a broken record each time you have to say it. >Rainbro does a good job of hiding her disappointment with a smile. >"Alright its me next!" >"Calm down darling its right in there." >Odd you've never seen Rainbro excited to try on a dress before. >Wait for her to come out. AetherPony
>>390291 5/?
>She comes out in her Gala dress >It resembles her dress from the first Gala though there have been a few alterations. >"She insisted that she use the same dress, I could have made something even better you know." >Rainbro insists that its fine cause she's a bro and she doesn't want her best friend to work harder than she already has to. >"So what do you think Anon?" >Give her a thumbs up >"Uh....Anon what's that mean?" >Forget ponies have no hands It means you look good in your dress, you'll be the talk of the Gala.
>Rainbro blushes something fierce, a smile ever present upon her face >You chuckle Heh, come on bro I thought you didn't get embarrassed?
>Her smile drop a little. "Yeah...hey thanks Rarity I'll be back later with Anon here to pick it up."
>The two of you strip out of your clothing and leave it for Rarity. >You grimace knowing you'll still be naked and that the ponies will stare at you again. >Fuck it you won't be giving any to em anyway, might as well make em want it. >The two of you make your way back outside and in to the streets. >Still no sign of Fluttershy or Applejack after their first appearance. >Thinking they've got some plans for the Gala tonight. >As the two of you walk back to your place Twilight passes by with Spike on her back. >"Hey Rainbow hey Anon." >She seems unaffected by your nudity >"Hey Twlight, what's up?" >"Oh nothing got a few errands to run." >You seem to stop paying attention to their conversation and instead stare off in to some random direction, looking on at Ponyville. >>390287 You shall be missed you're quite the writer sir
AetherPony
>>390311 6/?
>During their convo Twilight happens to look over at your member. >Eyeing it. >Rainbro notices >"Yooohoo Twilight? You in there?" >waves her hoof in front of Twilight's face. >Spike quips >"Wow Twilight you sure seem to like what Anons got." >"Well Spike that's just a matter of penis...I mean opinion...yeah opinion." >Twilight's blushing is obvious >Rainbro rolls her eyes >"Yeah, sure, didn't you have some errands to run?" >You turn back and see Twilight staring at your crotch >Swear to Celestia that these ponies would rape you with their eyes if they could. >Twilight apologizes and walks off with Spike teasing her all the while. >"Maybe being naked isn't such a good idea Anon." Yeah....I think I'm done with this.
>the two of you make it back to your place where you finally dress. >"Hey Anon wanna go for a run around the park?" >A run with your bro? Why not? You gotta ask?
>You brohoof and walk out in to the streets again. >This time the mares around Ponyville don't even give you a second glance. >Clothes=best thing ever in your book. >Eventually you two arrive at said park. >"Hey Anon?" Yeah Rainbro?
>"GO!" Huh?
>RD takes the fuck off leaving you in the dust. >ohhellno.exe >you take off after her >You're not gonna let you bro beat you today. >You see your cyan bro as you start to catch up. AetherPony
>>390362 >You finally manage to catch up to Rainbro >The two of you are neck and neck as you nearly finish your lap around the park. >Dramatic leap >You hit the ground inches from the threshold that you guys agreed to be the finish line. >RD trots triumphantly past you and crosses. >"24-14 man I am just too good." >Accuse her of cheating >She laughs and sticks her tongue out at you. >"You're just jealous cause I'm better than you." >Admit defeat >She helps you up >"Oh shit Anon what time is it?" >You look at your watch and see that your run took three hours. >"Celestia's chariot will be here in two hours to take us we gotta get ready!" >Oh shit, times flies. >The two of you make a break for your house >You let her shower at your place since her place is further out. >After you take yours she rushes you out of the door. >You get dressed on the run, your hair still soaked. >Thirty minutes are all that's left when you two make it to the Boutique. >"Where have you two been?! I've been waiting for hours now I'll have to rush." >The two of you apologize and step in to your respective dressing rooms >By the time you two are ready Celestia's chariot has landed in front of the Boutique. >Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie are all outside and waiting. Anonymous
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Alright you fucks, OP here to save the day. Everyone else, stay beautiful and do what you do.>time again for the Great Galloping Galla! >avoid all ponies like the plauge, except for my bro Rainbow Dash >Celestia pulls a Twilight-esque troll by sending me two tickets, delivering the letter via Spike in public >wellshit.jpeg >Rainbro and I decide to go to the Galla as friends this year >helps prevent raping/bothering me for ticket and a date >ultimate bro >go to Rarity's to pick up a nice suit for the evening and a dress for Rainbow >get dressed, wait for Rainbow to get out of the changing room >Rarity pleads for ticket >nodice.jpeg >"A-allright, Anon...are you ready to see my dress? I'm not always one for this cutsey-wootsey gunk...b-but..." >"Just get out here, Dash!" >curtain is pulled back revealing Rainbow Dash trying to look as stunning as possible >smiles, eyes half open >surpress a giggle >she raises an eyebrow > burst into song, "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!" >laugh heartily >she pokerfaces witha blush, then chuckles >"H-Heh, good one Anon..." >"That's what I like about you, Rainbro. You can always appreciate a good laugh like the guys!" >"Just like the one of the guys...right." >she smiles softly, walking out of Rarity's together to go to the Galla
AetherPony
>>390412 8/?
>"Come on Anon!" >RD pushes you out of the door as you adjust your cuffs >As you get in to the chariot with the other ponies you see that they've gone all out all for the Gala as well. >Suddenly the Pegasi pulling the chariot lift off in to the air with the seven of you in tow >You're freaking out a little since the chariot, while being big enough to carry you all comfortably, is highly unsafe for air travel >there appears to be no turbulence or any sort of wind resistance chalking it up to mean you're on a magic chariot. >The mane 6 are talking among themselves each giggling, excited about tonight's events. >You're fairly excited yourself >"Oh Anon before I forget Celestia sent me a letter to give to you." >Twilight hands you a letter from her saddle bag >You thank her, take it, and open it. >'Dear Anon, It has been quite a year for you I take it? I apologize for not giving you a formal welcome to our world as you can imagine running an entire world for pony kind can be quite time consuming. I've invited you to the Gala to be able to finally meet you in person, I hope you enjoy your night. signed, Celestia' >You're now wondering what's in store for you at the Gala >Their fucking goddess actually WANTS to meet you. dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Fine. If nobody else is gonna do anything original for this thread, I guess I have to do another one. Sorry, original OP of the old thread, but there's a good chance this one will also end with you together. It's hard to end a story with one character hopelessly in love with another unless they're together or one dies. Makes me feel all bad 'n stuff.
Anonymous
>>390437 You're killing me, bro.
It's not about outright decline, but letting the story be cut short before an end, good or bad, it decided. It leaves the reader wanting more and drawing their own conclusion.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>390473 I'll see what I can do, but Dash is my favoritest pony and it hurts to see her so unhappy. I want to give her what she wants.
Anonymous
>>390427 Constantly calling her rainbro and the nakedness bothered me...just saying.
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>>390506 I can understand that, as your tripfag name suggests. Still it'd be noce if you wrote a story and assumed then Dash eventually got what she wanted all along while still leaving the reader to draw their own conclusion about what might have come next. Your rainbro story doesn't need to be linked in some way to every other rainbro story.
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So far I love all the stories in the first and last thread, but for the cliffhangers at the end its a 50/50. If it just ends with her sad its pointless. Id rather have a clopfic/balloon float away then her just walking away sad, or anon ignoring it. So far from both threads my fav story is the one by Leucine just because it was a perfect mix of happy and sad. il admit i shed a tear when rbd was trying 2 cuddle with him in the hotel, but thats more due to a personal memory of past times (similar, but diff). tl;dr just end it happy. dont make me guess or feel sad
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>running outside with Rainbow Dash at sunset >stop for our break on the usualy horizon line >feel the air start to chill >shiver from the sweat cooling me off >panting softly, Rainbow asks, "Anon, you feelin' cold?" >she perks her wings slightly >moves closer >"I can warm ya up a bit! With like, you know...a hug or something." >chuckle >"Nah, RD. It's just a brief shiver. Besides, you're a sister to me. I wouldn't want to akwardly cuddle with my best bro." >she half laughs, wings backing down >"Hah, yeah, what was I thinkin'? That stuff for.....girls...." >she smiles, shuffling her hoof >grins >"Race you back to the house, Rainbro!" >she smiles and takes off not far behind, being careful not to let a blush show
AetherPony
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>>390563 >>390713 I'll take those in to consideration. If it'll improve the story overall I'll keep the 'bro' to a minimum, as far as the nakedness goes that's pretty much done.
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>walking home with Rainbow Dash >somehow think to myslef about how awesome of a friend she is >look at her and smile >smiles back >"Geez Anon, what?!" she mocks >"You're just a great friend, Dash." >she blushes for an instant >"Th-thanks Anon. You're a good friend, too." >arrive at home >"Say, can you help me as my spotter tomorrow at the gym?" >she perks up >"Yeah! Let's rock it!" >"Good! just try to not get those wings in the way like last time!" >she freezes momentarily in a realization, folding her expanding wings tightly against her waist >"Yeah, they do get in the way sometimes..." >we chuckle Rainbro and her wings...she sure is silly sometimes : P
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>>390427 Must...keep pressing...F5...
Gimmie_Dat !!jIcPNMSVBL3
Anybody have the story from the last thread where anon plays Rainbro's ass like a pair of bongos?
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I love how its thinking I'm posting spam. that 'spoiler' thing doesn't seem to be working out.
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ITT, reposts. GAWD fine here (1/?):>Chillin' at home, watching a movie with the Dash. >Get to a scene that's part of the obligatory love story present in EVERY damn movie. >It's a little bit could. Shiver slightly. >Dash puts her wing around you. >What a goddamn bro, keepin' you warm. >She's good too, you didn't even have to say anything. She just noticed your micro-shiver and solved the fucking problem. >You turn to thank her, but she's not looking at you. She seems nervous about something. You don't say anything. >After the movie, Dash is SUPER nervous. >For serious, she's stuttering a little. >"Hey, Anon?" >"'Sup, broski?" >"Did you... like the movie?" >"Yeah. It was pretty good." >You smile. >"Your wings are warm." >She blushes. >"Are you busy tomorrow?" >"Nope." >"That's... good. See, there's this thing tomorrow..." >"And you need my help?" >"...kinda. It's... sortof like a dance." >"I don't follow." >"I don't have a date lined up for it, and-" >You think back to all the times ponies have called her a Dyke. >If they see her with a dude, boom. Problem solved. Piece of cake. >"Say no more, Dash. You're my bro. I've got your back."
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>at local fair on Apple Family farm >with my BRO Rainbro Dash >smiles all around >see local truck >filled with fast food crap >order tons of fried 'nanas >eating contest with Rainbow Dash >only manage to get tow down to Rainbow's five >"Damn, Rainbow you're sure good at swallowing bananas!" >she bursts out into laughter >"Oh yeah? watch this!" >downs one almost instantly >give her a sly wink >her wings explode upwards >she pokerfaces >burst out into laughter >"You should see the look on your face!" >she lowers her wings down with a bit of effort >"Hah...You really had me goin' there." lol Rainbro is so wasy to mess with!
Aether
>>389826 Refer to this for 9/?
10/?
>The seven of you enter >Food, decorations, classical music, fancy ponies everywhere. >You can't help but feel a little out of place, this isn't really your scene. >RD being RD can tell. >"Hey Anon want to grab a drink?" Oh Celestia yes.
>Twilight walks in between you two. >"Oh no no no no. Drinks can wait, the princess said she wanted to meet you remember? You really don't want to leave her waiting....it might make her mad you know. Come on Twilight, I really doubt she'll be wanting to see me RIGHT NOW doesn't she have to shake everyone's hooves or something?
>Twilight ponders what you said for a moment >"Okay Anon, go ahead and have fun, but don't forget about Celestia." >You let Twilight know you understand. >Twilight goes off to find Celestia >You and Dash make your way to the punch bowl >"Hey Anon, wanna really get this party going?" What did you have in mind?
>Rainbow pulls out a bottle of Applejack Daniels from her bag. You serious?
>"Yup." >You take a look around the room >Everyone seems to be acting like they've either got a stick up their ass (so to speak) or they've got their noses high in the air. >Back on Earth you've never really liked how arrogant rich people could be. Fuck it dump it in there.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
2/?>Next day you meet up with Dash. >She is really pulling out all the stops here. Putting her goddamn hoof down to destroy those rumors. >Super feminine. Hair done, fancy dress, even some makeup. >You do the gun-finger-wink thing. >"Lookin' good, Dash." >She blushes. Of course, she's just doing this to prove a point. Yeah she's straight, but she isn't all prissy and it feels weird to be dolled up. >You decide not to embarass her about it anymore. >You head into the... whatever the place is. What even IS this function? You're not in fucking school or anything, who holds scheduled dances? Maybe it's a pony thing? >Speaking of pony, the ponies here sure are noticing you and Dash. >You're catching a lot of them staring at you two and trying not to get caught. >Some of them are whispering. >Mission accomplished, you guess? >Aw shit, what if now there's a whole new rumor set started about how Dash is into bestiality? Err... reverse bestiality. Whatever. >You sidle up right next to her and lean in to whisper in her ear. >She yelps in surprise. Oops. >"Sorry about that. Hey, so I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't such a good idea." >Her ears droop and her eyes look a little misty. >"Just... look around. They're whispering an awful lot. I don't want to ruin your reputation, is all." >She looks around before returning her gaze to your eyes. She gets a really warm smile. >"Thanks, Anon. This place is pretty boring anyway. Why don't we go do something more interesting?" >"Like what, Dash?" >"I'm sure we can think of something. Let's go to your place and see where the night takes us." >You grin. >"Sure."
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>>391501 Dude Rainbow is a total lez.
Anonymous
>heading into sugarcube corner >suddenly, tablecloths, tablecloths everywhere >MrCake says they're trying a new look >shifty eyed >directs you to a table in the back corner >"I'd rather have a window-" >he's insisting >"but i'm meeting Rain-" >won't take no for an answer >you hear a jingle of coin in his apron as he seats you >...what's going on >you feel teeth fumbling with your zipper from under the table >under the tablecloth >NOPE.JPG >quickly cross your legs, feeling your foot strike yellow >hear squeak >Celestiadammit Fluttershy >MrCake pretends to not hear it >you're about to get up and change table when you see RD plod in >flag her down as hooves scrabble at your groin, trying to reach your fly >you mouth to her, "Fluttershy" and point under the table as she sits >like a true bro she jumps into character >"ooo Anon, how romantic of you to pick a table for us ALL ALONE" >you play along >"i'd hate for anyone to INTURRUPT US" >fluttershy is now pawing at your groin halfheartedly, listening >"too late, they already probably heard us LAST NIGHT" >Fluttershy goes still >"us? not with you drowning me out, I didn't know you were a screamer" >"I hardly gave you a chance to scream, tied down and your mouth all stuffed with-" >squeaksqueaksqueak Fluttershy goes running off, dragging the tablecloth with her >knocks down MrCake >after a laugh you order carrot smoothies, one for you and one for your BRO >"tied down? haha, that's crazy, RD" >she sips her smoothie, becoming suddenly interested in the wall behind you >"yeah, crazy..." >hides a blush with her cup
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>>391692 OP here.
THANK YOU for this one. fits the theme great.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
3/? Gah, this is basically turning into 'how many ways can you give Dash the wrong idea' now. I'm... less than satisfied with it.>You close the door behind you, and Dash is already stretched out on your couch. >"Isn't that gonna like, wrinkle your dress?" >"Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess." >"So take it off." >She blushes fiercely. You're not sure why. Ponies are naturally naked. >She strips out of it as quick as she can, but it gets caught on her wings. They're sticking up for some reason. >"So, it's just you and me, Dash. Whaddaya wanna do?" >She's still blushing a little, and she stammers when she tries to talk. >"Well, I thought maybe-" >Shit you're hungry. You haven't eaten all day. >Oh yeah! You've got that kickass new pie Pinkie made the other day. >Shit's super spicy 'cause it's got rainbows in it. >Real rainbows! In a pie! >"Sorry to interrupt bro, but I think first I need to take care of something that's been a long time coming. I'm gonna dive face first into sum rainbow pie." >Dash faints.
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>>391692 >feeling your foot strike yellow Why did I laugh so hard.
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Did anyone save the Mare Do Well/Spaghetti stains one from last night?
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I love this thread so much for some reason. I feel like I should contribute and not be a worthless anon but I don't think I can write well.
Aether
>>391438 11/?
>Rainbow giggles to herself as she pours the contents of the bottle in to the punch bowl. >Luckily no one seems to notice, or they're stuck so far up their own asses they don't seem to care. >The punch's color seems to change a bit with the new contents being introduced but other than that it looks as if nothing's changed >You figure they won't notice. >You pour a cup for yourself and RD >With a small toast the two of you down your cups of punch in one go. >The applejack daniels is a bit diluted from the punch but still packs quite the kick. >"Man Anon when everyone gets a bit of this the party will really get goin." >suddenly Pinkie Pie >"Oooooh whatchu guys doin? Huhhuhuh?" >"Oh uh...hi Pinkie, we uh...we made the punch better so everyone can have a good time." >"You sure that was enough Applejack Daniels?" >Oh shit she knows, somehow you're not surprised she can be anywhere she wants to be. >Bit nervous now >"Oh don't worry guys I won't say anything, cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye." >She does her little Pinkie Pie Promise Ritual. >Pinkie pours herself a a cup as well. >With Fluttershy and Applejack gone (surprise surprise) you feel safe enough to be able to mingle with the other guests. >RD follows keeping watch for any attempts of rape upon your person. >rope
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4/?>Her eyes flutter open. She's lying with her back to your floor, looking up at you. >"You okay, Dash?" >"Oh... uh... yeah. What... what was that last thing you said?" >Oh, okay then. One of those comical cartoon misunderstandings where they heard something shocking. No big deal. >"Huh? Oh, I was hungry, and Pinkie made this awesome new pie! You want some?" >I hold up the pie tin, a little less than half remains. >She sighs wistfully. >"Nah, I'm not hungry." >"Alright. Just lemme know if you need anything. Remember, I've got your back." >Dash frowns. >"You sure you're alright?" >"Well, Anon... there is um..." >She swallows a lump in her throat. Her wings are on end again. >"There is something you could do for me." >"Eh? Anything you need, I'll do what I can. I'm your bro." >"That's... part of the problem. See, I know there's all sorts of rules about bros. Things that bros should and shouldn't do... and there's a little problem." >"Okay. Maybe we can make an exception to the rules. I hate to see my bro miss out on something if I can help." >Man, she's blushing a lot today. What's up with that? >"I guess there's no point in being delicate about it. There's a hot piece of man, and I want his meat inside me." >"Hehe, gross. Well y'know, it hasn't been a problem with you before, and we can wiggle you through on a technicality." >"Really?" >"Yeah. It was meant to apply to bros chasing hoes and the need for them to consider their bros first. You're man's not a hoe, is he?" >More blushing. Of course, this is what it's all been about. She doesn't like talking about feelings and junk. True bro. >"No. He's a total bro."
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>>391910 I laughed so hard... This is the rainbro stuff I like to see
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>>392086 All you need to do is try.
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THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>391910 >>391910 Now THAT was on THEME! Nice.
Aether
>>392151 12/?
>As you start to mingle with the other ponies it becomes apparent that they were raised to be snobs. >A few of them refer to you as a freak while others pay no notice to you. >A pony by the name of Filthy Rich is the only one who seems to take an interest in you only to have you be a 'freaky mascot' for one of his commercials. >You politely decline >Despite the amount of bits he's offering your integrity > bits >RD has been listening to the other ponies' opinion of you, her smiles gone and her anger is starting to rise a bit. "Yo Dash, you alright?"
>She walks you away from the ritzy stallions and mares >"Anon aren't you pissed? If you want I'll get revenge for ya just say the word." >She's still putting you before her "Don't worry about it, I don't want you getting in trouble over me, its not like we see them every day. I'm not worth spending the night in a dungeon over."
>You notice she's still considering revenge by the way she's looking at the other ponies. >Her glare scares you a little Hey....want to get more punch?
>"Gladly." >rope
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>"Alright, that's great, but what can I do to help?" >Dash gets a confused look on her face. Like she has no idea how to answer that. Why would she be asking for your help if she doesn't know what she needs you to do? >Whatever. A bro asks you to help out, you do what you can to help out. >"Meet me over on that one hill where we played paintball tomorrow at noon. I'll... try to make this as comfy as possible for you." >You say your goodnights and Dash walks out your door. She doesn't fly off, instead sticking to the ground. >What the hell did she do to her wings? >Next day... >You wake up pretty early and decide to go for a little walk. >It proves to be VERY eventful. >You kept swearing it was never gonna happen. You weren't a goddamn furry. >But people get lonely, and you've been here a long time... >One of the mares in town asked you out on a date. >Fuck it, you only live once. You said yes. >Now you're on your way to meet Dash, excited to help her get romantically involved as well. >Shit man, she's such a bro, she totally deserves it. >Now that your brain has shifted gears, you're actually evaluating the attractiveness of ponies. >Feelsweirdman.jpg >Dash is kinda hot. Cool? That probably improves her chances of getting some action. >"Hey bro, 'sup?" >She looks up at you. >"Hey Anon. So... why are you looking at me like that?" >"Huh? Oh... it's kinda stupid, but just today I um... alright, I'm gonna admit something and I need you to shut up and not laugh at me." 5/?>"Why would I laugh at you?" >Awkwardly stumble through an explanation of accepting ponies in a whole new way. >She blushes. Again. >What is UP with her damn wings?
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>Rainbow Dash just saved you from another elaborate sexual assault by FS/AJ/TS >Thank her, and slap her ass for good luck >She blushes bright red in shock >”....hey Anon, why are you always-” >In the middle of her sentence, you flip Rainbow Dash over so her butt is in the air >Start slapping her butt cheeks like fucking bongo drums >Each cheek has a different tone, and you start to make music with your strong human hands >”Dayum nigga, them beats fresh.” >All of Ponyville starts dancing to the beat of your sick ass cheek beats >You start the biggest drum circle Ponyville has ever seen >HEYA HOOHA HEYA HOOHA HEEYYYAAAAAAA >Dash's face is content the whole time >Party hard for hours
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I'm not going to have a chance to browse this thread and skim stuff for the tumblr, so if you've posted anything here and you want it archived, check out
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Aether
>>392878 13/?
>The sun begins to set and the amount of party goers has increased, its become a bit harder to move around the crowds of ponyfolk. >Let Dash know you're going to go meet Celestia >She waves goodbye. >You see her go off with Pinkie and Rarity to go do whatever it is they're going to do. >After asking around a guard finally decides to take you there himself. >After arriving at the front of Canterlot Castle you see that Luna has taken Celestia's place. >She's shaking hoof after hoof, seemingly bored. >When she sees you and the guard approach she smiles >"GOOD EVENING ANON WE ARE QUITE PLEASED TO MAKE THINE AQUAINTENCE!" >Oh god the caps lock >You cover your ears to block out her booming voice. >"Oh heh...sorry...I'm still getting used to speaking quietly. I assume you're here to see my sister?" >You nod, not taking your hands off your ears >She points a hoof down a corridor. >You follow where she points, the guard goes back to his post. >allalone.png >You eventually reach the only door down that long fucking hallway >Before you even knock >"You may enter Anon." >Well here goes nothing. >You open her door and step inside. Anonymous
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>>393130 remove terms every p0ny one word without the zero.
Yelling At Cats !!fLkDlD2k4K4
>Walk to the kitchen to get some food. After ten minutes of inspecting everything, you find no drugs, sedatives, or anything of the sort. >Mumble to yourself that today's either going to be a good day, or Hell in Equestria. >You stop for a second and muse on that silly statement. "Wait, do they even believe in stupid stuff like Hell and shit like that?" >"Is there like a Holy Book of Celestia, or some shit that I need to be rea-" >Suddenly, a wild gang of Zebras come bursting through your door, blaring their zigga music as loudly as possible. >WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT >Rainbow Dash is in the middle of it all, singing along. >The fucking walls fall down, and everyone in Ponyville is joining in on this dubious exchange of exchanging wicked and sick rhymes, and shit. >OH THEM NIGGAS ACTING UP, WHERE THE WOLVES AT >YOU BETTA BUST THAT IF YOU GUNNA PULL DAT Fucking Ponyville. Fucking Rainbow Dash. Fucking DMX.
Andrew Cubbie
Andrew Cubbie
>>393388 DMX? Do you mean DXM?
Aether
>>393266 14/?
>As you step inside you realize you're in Celestia's bedroom. >Think nothing of it, she's just looking to meet you after all. >Showing respect you bow to her after all she's the Goddess Princess of Equestria. >Celestia giggles >"You can drop the formalities if you wish, its not like you've got to impress anyone." >You stand >She stands up off of her bed, you realize that she's the only mare your size, her horn is the only thing that's making her taller than you. >"So tell me about your stay here in Equestria, have the others been accepting?" >Tell her the entire story of your life up until tonight, the weird stares, the slow acceptance, the attempted rapes. >She giggles at the mention of rape. >Ask her what she finds funny about it. >"Anon, I've got a little story to tell you." >You're a bit confused. >She begins to circle you, looking right in to your eyes. >"You see Anon, a few of my personal guards and servants here have been spreading a few rumors about me. They've even given me a little nickname." >You don't like where this is going What nickname?
>"Molestia." >You stand there for a minute and process what she's just told you. >You don't notice Fluttershy and Applejack walk in from the open door. >You hear it slam and lock behind you. >"Gotcha." Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>393533 What will happen next?
will anon escape? or will he be gang raped?
will rainbro save anon?
find out in the next
TALES OF INTEREST!
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>"So anyway, what'd you need me to do, Dash?" >Blush returns in full force, albeit this time with a contented smile underneath. >"You mean you think I look good?" >"Well, yeah I guess. What, you lacking in confidence or something?" >"No... I just... your opinion means a lot to me." >You smile. >"Thanks, bro." >She frowns. >"Have you ever considered thinking of me as something other than a bro?" >"What? Don't tell me you're go crazy with political correctness on me. Chicks can be bros. There's no rule against that." >"That isn't what I-" >She's interrupted by the arrival of your new love interest. Snuggling up against you. >"Oh, Dash, this is the pony who finally convinced me to be a furry. I'm sure you two have met?" >Hitching sobs. >"I'm-I'm really happy for you, Anon..." >"Now, who's the lucky stallion we're gonna set you up with?" >Dash is fighting back tears now. You built her up and knocked her down. Told her you were willing to consider relationships with ponies and totally ignored her. And you didn't even have the decency to realize what you'd done or to apologize to her. >But she's a bro, and bros don't cry about their problems. >"I... I gotta go. We'll talk about this some other time." >She flies off. 6/6 because OP wanted endings before resolutions and ALSO because I need to get back to writing my legit fics and/or playing vidya.
Anonymous
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>>394042 Noo D: alt ending is needed!
Anonymous
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>>394042 You should write some legit fanfics on Rainbro Dash. Just change a few things around. It'd be cool man.
Anonymous
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>>394042 this was good. id be fine with "resolution" instead of just an ending but that's up to you. you should definitely write moar.
Anonymous
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>>394042 Unnamed whorepony and RD fight for your love
DO ET
Aether
>>393533 For those of you actually reading the story shit's bout to start picking up.
15/?
>The party appears to be in full swing >A good majority of the party goers have been drinking the punch RD spiked. >At least half of the stallions and mares are drunk. >"Heh, this is awesome! When Anon gets a load of this he'll flip!" >"Hehehehe *hic*hehe." >Pinkie's a bit further off than everyone else >she's in the now empty punch bowl. >The only one who doesn't seem to be enjoying herself is Rarity >She walks up to Rainbro >"What.Did.You.Do ?" >she mad >RD starts laughing hysterically at two stallions falling over themselves. >That answers Rarity's question >With a huff Rarity storms off >Suddenly Pinkie shoots out from the bowl >she's sober as fuck >Her body begins to do some odd combination of things >Oh shit Pinkie Sense. >"Knee twitch, ear flutter, teeth chatter, tail twitch, flank shake.....ANONS BOUT TO GET RAPED!" >RD stops laughing >"What did you say?" >"Anon's bout to be raped....or he's being raped I dunno I get those two switched sometimes." >Meanwhile >Molestia has your arms and legs bound with her flowing hair >Fluttershy and Applejack start stripping you down. >Molestia helps them get your pants off with her magic >Oh no your last line of defense Albert Reginald
>>394691 Been reading the fuck out of this, brosef. Nice authorship by the way.
Anonymous
>>394691 Aether = AetherPony
?
I is confuzed
AetherPony
>>394691 >>394747 I go by either or sorry for the confusion and yes Aether=AetherPony
16/?
>Fluttershy folds them neatly and sets them on Molestia's bed. >oh the shame Why are you doing this?
>Celestia is the first to answer >"Well Anon, I didn't get the opportunity to 'properly' welcome you to Equestria when you first arrived. I felt so bad." >as she drags out those last two words her pupils begin to shrink and her smile is ever so much wider >"Celestia let us know how disappointed she was, she's been kind enough to give us permission to welcome you here ourselves." >Recall the last years failed rape attempts in your mind. >so Celestia was behind the attempted rapes >Suddenly it all makes sense >All of the times Twilight and the others were acting so clueless when Fluttershy and Applejack kept trying to rape you >No guards ever came to arrest Fluttershy or Applejack whenever they were caught >Molestia has been behind EVERY rape attempt upon your person. >your facial expressions at your realization seem to make Molestia smile wider. >"So you've finally figured it out." >You cling on to the small hope that Rainbro never knew what was happening. Anonymous
Anonymous
Aether
>>394825 17/?
>"Now I think its about time we finish what we've started, right my little ponies?" >Fluttershy and Applejack nod and approach you >You're struggling with all the strength you can muster >What the hell is Celestia's hair made of? >"I hope you realize that escape is impossible Anon." >"Ah reckon ah should go first, after all ah'm the Element of Honesty, and Honesty comes before Kindness in tha alphabet." >You try to ignore the obvious innuendo >Molestia shrugs her shoulders and so does Fluttershy >"Now Anon jus relax, ah'm gonna show you a good time...." >Applejack walks up to you, eyeing your crotch hungrily. >Suddenly Rainbro and Pinkie Pie >The two of them burst through Celestia's door >"HA I KNEW IT! Anon hasn't been raped yet!" >You've never been so happy to see RD in your entire life >You're not so happy to see Pinkie >"You won't get away with this Celestia!" >RD flies forward toward Molestia, as fast as her wings can carry her in such a close distance. >Molestia doesn't even bat an eye to RD, swatting her away with one of her forehooves >RD smacks in to a wall and hits the floor >"I'll get to you later Loyalty. Anon's first after all." >RD staggers to her feet and tries again, only to be swatted away like before >She keeps trying and failing, but she isn't giving up on trying to save you. >Watching this scene unfold is making your anger build >Molestia is hurting your bro, that's a big fuckin no no. >You reach over to the hair wrapped around your right wrist and begin to bite down upon Molestia's hair Anonymous
>>394042 Well, that was a resolution.
Taht was a resolution where Rainbow gets denied. Where in your mind can she only be accepted or denied? Can it ever be a maybe with you?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>395211 Not it wasn't. She didn't reveal her feelings, Anon didn't reject or accept them. Anon went with this other girl and Dash did not step up to the plate.
I'm really not seeing what kind of ending you're asking for now. You don't want accept, you don't want reject, you don't want, this...
Do you just want to cut the story off two chapters before the end and let it dangle?
Help me to help you.
Anonymous
>>395299 Disregard haters, acquire bits, and keep doing what you're doing, bro. This is some good shit you're writing.
Albert Reginald
>>395368 A thousand agreements from me, good sirs!
Anonymous
>>395299 Finish it! I don't like seeing Dash hanging like that!
>rope
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>>395299 Yeah what
>>395368 said. op needs to loosen up a bit
Albert Reginald
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwXlzy9k7jI Heeeey, we all just need some chill jams while reading about Rainbow Dash gettin' obliviously rejected. I'm enjoying the shit outta this thread. I mean, shit, if you want an awesome ending, make a story and write your awesome ending.
Aether
>>395111 18/?
>"Hmm?" >Molestia turns away from Dash to look at you. >"You're trying to hurt me? That's cute Anon." >More strands of her hair gag your mouth >RD tries yet again, this time Molestia pins her to the ground with one of her forehooves >"And now I'm going to have to punish you Anon." >You feel the hair on your right wrist start to tighten its grip. >snap >Your screams of pain are muffled from her hair in your mouth. >Suddenly as soon as the pain began it ended. >Molestia's magic healed your broken wrist >"Don't make me do that again Anon." >"Hey meanie you pinkie promised that nopony would get hurt." >Pinkie seems to have lost her friendly demeanor. >"Nopony....and I mean nopony breaks a pinkie promise!" >Molestia smiles at Pinkie's anger >"And I've kept my promise. NoPONY will be hurt. I never said anything about HUMANS." >Pinkie goes from anger to confusion in two seconds flat >She looks from you, to Dash struggling, to Molestia's freaky expression >The entire time she recalls her time she's spent with you. >You've helped her bake, when she's been sad you and RD were almost always there to make her smile again. you've treated her like a friend since day one, she wasn't your bro but she was still a friend. >"Anon's a pony to me..." >Pinkie you have been redeemed Anonymous
>>395299 Don't assume I'm the OP just for commenting; but I did make sure to write some contibuting OC. I had to say that I think your stories are good and that you should do your own thing.
That doesn't change my opinion that there was a resolution. Rainbro hadn't revealed, but she's obviously been declined due to Anon now seeing another pony. Anon and Rainbro need to be seen as having a possibility still.
Anonymous
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I know its not rainbro specifically,
but does anyone have a copy of one of the >rape threads with Anon Alighieri's stories (specifically the Sherlock one)?
In return a back-up of the last rainbro thread
mediafire.com/?mx7c499d17jv6tz Anonymous
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>>395409 >>395422 So much samefag it hurts.
Regardless, CONTINUE WITH STORIES!!!!
Anonymous
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>>395554 >She looks from you, to Dash struggling, to Molestia's freaky expression >The entire time she recalls her time she's spent with you. >You've helped her bake, when she's been sad you and RD were almost always there to make her smile again. you've treated her like a friend since day one, she wasn't your bro but she was still a friend. >"Anon's a pony to me..." >"Anon's a pony to me..." I D'AWWWED
THE TEARS
PINKIE PIE HAS ALL MY LOVE
I don't see how she's going to be able to save you from Molestia, though! D:
Anonymous
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>>395554 >Anon's a pony to me Fuckin' a. best line I've heard from you yet. Shit's about to go down.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
First off, I don't think anybody's actually mad here. I think we're okay on that front.
>>395593 But yeah, you think that ending permanently shuts off the potential future of Dash and Anon? Have you NEVER seen a movie where the love interest starts dating the wrong person and the protagonist has to win them over? Happens all the time. The possibility is totally still there if Dash would only step up. Which she isn't because bros. Which is the way I was trying to fill in the original thread theme.
Regardless, it was fun.
Anonymous
>>395819 Write some more then about it.
Aether
>>395554 19/?
>With a low growl Pinkie lunges for Molestia >Unfortunately she's stopped by Molestia's hair >You can't help but compare Molestia's hair to tentacles the more she uses it. >Molestia's hair wraps around Pinkie's neck, with nothing to keep pinkie level with the hair around her neck she begins to choke. >Despite both yours and RD's situation both of you begin to struggle with all your might >Its in vain. >Molestia brings Pinkie next to you >You can see the fear and her tears welling up, both out of fear and regret >She manages to choke out a few words >"Anon..I'm so sorry...I didn't think it'd go so far.." >You can only nod to let her know you forgive her >She smiles, her tears flowing freely >"Pinkie, exit stage left." >With a flick of the hair holding Pinkie you hear a sickening snap >Pinkie goes limp >shock consumes both you and Rainbow Dash >Even Fluttershy and Applejack are shocked >"P....pinkie?" >Molestia's smile is still present upon her face. >"Oops broke my pinkie promise." >she drops Pinkie from her position in the air >she bounces when she hits the ground. >The tears are flowing freely from both your eyes and RD's >Molestia turns you so you can see Pinkie clearly. >Pinkie is making a groaning noise, she's breathing but even that's hard to see. >"What's wrong Pinkie, you sound a little horse." >Fluttershy is trembling >"How dare you..." >"What was that my little po-" >"HOW DARE YOU!" >Flutterstare initiated >She begins to stare down Molestia >Molestia feels nothing wrong at first, but soon her body tenses up against her will. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>395917 PINKIE!!!!!!
I get the feeling this has turned away from Rainbro Dash to a full on fanfic now
Aether
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>>395956 you know what they say, "It's always darkest before it goes completely black."
>>395989 Oh yeah it has taken a bit of a fic turn but trust me it'll be Rainbro when its all over.
Maybe I should leave it at a cliffhanger guys I'm feeling tired
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>>395917 I lol'd.
You should have said something about breaking her pinkie fingers first, but since she didn't have any, would have to settle with breaking her neck instead. Then...
>necksnap. dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>395915 So... keep going, because they still have potential, but don't let the story resolve in either direction. But don't stop, because they still have potential. And don't take the potential away by resolving it...
You trying to trick me into writing forever? String Dash along for eight billion pages?
Anonymous
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>>396073 More like EIGHT BILLION STORIES.
If I was rich, I'd have you and other writefags like OP come to live at my mansion, writing for me until my heart was content and paying you in delicious Italian food and women of lewd persuasion...
or bitches and mares, if that's your thing too. Regardless, write more.
Anonymous
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>>396073 No. Drag it out a bit but resolve it!
Albert Reginald
You know what? Fuck it, I wanna try. Sorry in advance for interrupting the fucking epic Molestia scene and whatnot.>Day I've lost count in Equestria >Normal morning routine >Feeling somewhat absent minded today >Not worrying about Applejack or Fluttershy rape >Walk to town out of boredom > Cutie Mark Crusaders nearly run you over with their wagon pulled by Scootaloo on her scooter >Watch as they zip off, Pinkie Pie appearing in their wagon out of nowhere. >Chuckle and resume walking into town. >Turn around Suddenly Fluttershy>Really fucking close to your face >Freak a bit "Uh...hey...Fluttershy.">Remember Fluttershy is associated with rape >"Hi, anon. I was wondering if you were busy today. I need help caring for the animals and wanted to see if you can help." >Curious >She's not usually this direct >Fuck it 1/?
Aether
>>395917 20/?
>Molestia's body acts against her will, dropping you and lifting her hoof off of Rainbro. >"HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" >Applejack helps you to your feet >you're too distracted to care that its Applejack helping you and not RD. >RD rushes over to the two of you >"Girls, Anon, run! I can't keep her here forever!" >"NONE OF YOU SHALL ESCAPE!" >You look down to Pinkie her eyes seem to have gone dim and they're half shut, you can't tell if she's breathing anymore. I....I can't leave Pinkie here....
>"Anon ah know how you're feelin but if ya move her ya might do more harm than good right now we hafta find Twilight and end this once and fer all." >Applejack takes off in to the hallway followed by Rainbow Dash >You take one last look at Pinkie Pie and you can see her lips curl in to a small smile I'll come back for you...
>"GO ANON!" >with one last look you take off in to the hallway following behind RD and Applejack >The three of you make a break for the party, hoping that Twilight and Rarity will be there. >Along the way RD and Applejack are arguing back and forth over the events that have played out. >"I can't believe you Applejack! And how could any of you agree to that?! If she'd of asked me I'd of turned her down right then and there?!" >"Ah know sugarcube....I know.... >You're too distracted to care >Pinkie's seemingly final moments play over and over in your mind. >You're anger has hit a new max that you didn't even know existed before now. >You're running harder now. Angry at all of them for this. >Even if you find Twilight and Rarity you doubt you will be civil about it. Albert Reginald
>>396243 "Uh yeah, I can help."
>Fluttershy squeals Eyebrow raise initiated
>"Oh..uh..I mean, we should get going." >Get to her cottage >Everything seems normal >Keep peering over your shoulder looking out for an AJ/FS teamup against your genitals >Feed animals, clean up hen house, everything seems normal >"Oh no!" >Turn around to see Fluttershy worried about something "What's the matter, Fluttershy?"
>"Oh it's terrible, Angel's gone missing. Wherever could he be?" >Unconvincing performance, but decide to go along with it >"Oh I'm so worried about him. I hope he isn't in the Everfree Forest." >Whole thing smells of rape >Again, Fuck it. 2/?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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grrr cant go to sleep till molestia ends. damn it
Aether
>>396330 21/?
>The three of you burst in to party chamber only to see the same drunken banter from before >Its new to you but you don't give a shit right now. >Twilight and Rarity make it easy on you >They come running right up to you three anger apparent >Twilight is the first to speak up >"What's wrong with you two?! Don't you know how to behave at all?!" >"Look at them they're completely barbaric now, do you have any idea how many newspapers are going to be writing about this?! I mean what were you two thinking?!" >"And you're naked of all things Anon! I thought you're obsessed over clothes!" >You walk over to the two of them and slap them both. >The two of them gasp in hurt and anger Pinkie is fucking DEAD!
>Both of their eyes widen And it's all because of you!
>"Anon what are you talk-" >You slap Twilight again, harder. Don't you fucking talk to me right now.
>"Whoa...easy there sugarcube.." >You turn to Applejack You want me to take it easy?! Fuck you Applejack its your fault too, hell the fault lies with all four of you. The only one who should even be talking right now is Rainbow Dash you hillbilly cunt!"
>"Whoa Anon calm down man...you're taking it too far." >You turn to your bro "What are you saying?! She would've done the same to you so she could focus on me! She was looking down at you with the same sick look she fucking gave to Pinkie! So no I will not calm down! If you'd of died trying to save me....I'd never be able to forgive myself....my bro dying to save me..
>The word bro is a slap to the face in itself to Rainbro right now, but there's bigger shit going on. Aether
>>396602 22/?
>"Twilight do you have the elements of harmony?" >"Rainbo-" >"Twilight, do you have them or not?" >"I....I...yes there in my saddle bag....I had them in case something bad happened." Well I'm pretty sure this as bad
>Twilight grabs her saddle bag from the corner of the room and the five of you take off to Celestia's room. >Along the way the news of Pinkie's death hits home for the four mares >Tears are streaming down their face >You assume they feel guilty 'Good they fucking deserve it.'
>In all honesty you'd of gladly chosen rape by three mares over Pinkie or Rainbow being hurt. >As the group of you run Twilight hands the other mares their respective elements Will this stop her?
>"In a way yes, she's had a part of herself locked away within her own mind...that part is obviously the one in charge right now...Celestia would never do this..." So what you're just gonna use the elements to force that part of her out?
>"That or lock it away again." >At this point in time you really don't care if its some split personality or not >She's killed you friend and she intended to kill your bro >Rage Mode ain't got shit on you right now Anonymous
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>>396602 ok, ok....now YOU rape THEM to get them to help!!!
Anonymous
>>396750 >I had them incase something bad happened. Oh REALLY Twi? You carry around the elements for, you know, those JUST IN CASE emergencies?
Anonymous
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>>396750 >Rage Mode ain't got shit on you right now Lost it right there
Anonymous
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>>396750 I came into this thread dofr the Rainbro Dash.
....but then I got this.
wtf?
Anonymous
>>396750 This is really good! Not really keeping to the original form, but a really good fanfiction nonetheless.
Aether
Anonymous
>>396750 Not feeling this anymore. It's gone from good to bad very quickly.
Anonymous
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>>396998 >>397012 Second that it's not like the theme, but damn, this really has gone out of whack.
Total fanfic at this point.
Aether
>>396750 23/?
>You're the first one to burst through the door and see the site. >The others are still a bit behind. >Fluttershy is being held in the same manner you were....but her situation is much worse. >"Oh Anon just in time." >You notice Fluttershy is missing her left eye. >Fluttershy is wimpering >Not even Fluttershy deserves this "Let her go Celestia."
>"Gladly but first....Fluttershy now you see Anon..." >Oh no >Molestia's hair seems to go around Fluttershy's remaining eye >"Now you don't!" No!
>Molestia's hair seems to wrap around Fluttershy's remaining eye, and with a quick movement you see Molestia's hair tear it from her skull. >Fluttershy screams in pain and terror. >You never thought you would feel pity or concern for Fluttershy in your entire life. >This is the straw that broke the camel's back >You blindly rush at Celestia, knowing full well you won't be able to do anything. >For once you're faster than Celestia >you give Celestia a wild haymaker across her jaw, fueled with the rage of a thousand suns. >Your haymaker didn't do shit. She didn't even fucking budge. >You just tried punching a Goddess did you really think it'd work? >Molestia smiles at you >You're too shocked to move your arm and in turn you're caught in her hair again. >"Tsk tsk tsk Anon, now I have to punish you again." >You're entire arm is wrapped up in hair, when Molestia squeezes this time she's sure to shatter each bone within your left arm. >You're screams aren't muffled this time. >The rest of the mane 3 >>397012 Yeah I kinda dragged this out a bit too far, I'll finish it up quickly.
>>396840 yes
Anonymous
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dude where the fuck is rainbro dash???????
Anonymous
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>>396750 keep going, fuck the bullshit
Anonymous
>>397035 Yawn. Just write some Rainbro Dash at this point. It's damn boring now.
Anonymous
>>397035 So is Celestia possessed by a demon or something?
Anonymous
>>397035 DUDE I thought you were supposed to be a good writer and now I get this???? Da fugg?
Anonymous
>>397076 Who the fuck knows, it's a trip getting really lazy with storytelling and is looking like a tryhard hurr durr I can save it guise.
Anonymous
>>397035 I don't get why people are bitching about this, i'm loving it and i don't even come to this board regularly, and i don't see them writing anything better.
Anonymous
>>397076 Pretty much it's not been told though she just wants to molest you. If you go back, the previous posts were actually good, but they were reposts so I guess lightning doesn't strike twice this time.
Anonymous
WOAH lurkers pop out of woodwork now, mang.
Anonymous
>>397117 Check out the old archived threads, the ones without mostly trip posts.
He's just trying to be a wtirefag at this point.
Aether
>>397035 Ignore the final line in that forgot to fix
24/?
>sonic motherfucking rainboom >In an instant you're cut free from a giant rainbow gliding across Molestia's hair. >You land on your ass >You're not the most graceful person out there. >RD puts the respective elements on Fluttershy and Pinkie at a speed you can't even conceive outside of the brilliant rainbow. >The rest of the mane 6 are in the door way >RD comes to a stop in front of you, shielding you from a retaliating Molestia >But before Molestia can do any damage the elements begin to glow. >All Molestia can do is stand there as the elements consume her in a rainbow. >You see what appears to be a shadow in the shape of Celestia be torn from the elements hit zone >It dissipates >When the brilliant display of light ends you see Celestia unconscious. >You're gingerly holding your mangled arm >The pain is unbearable and you black out. Anonymous
well this thread got lame fast. He's just trying to be a wtirefag at this point.
Anonymous
>>397146 >>397161 LOL SAMEFAG?
Still, you can really do better.
>>397157 Anonymous
>>397157 Sooooo.......uuuuuhhhhhhhh the elemests worked on Pinkie's dead/lifeless body?
Wasn't Fluttershy too busy being screamed at from her eyes getting ripped out?
Aether
>>397066 >>397076 >>397080 >>397098 >>397117 >>397119 >>397129 >>397161 >>397187 Well in a way this was a test to see just how far I could really go. Longest damn thing I've ever written. I'm appreciating the feedback both positive and negative. Though don't expect something like this again from me again.
Anonymous
'the fuck is this copout bullshit???
Anonymous
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>>397221 Please continue to do more like your first one though, that was gold. I clopped.
Aether
>>397213 >>397249 Yeah this backfired. If you guys want me to just end it where it is I'll go ahead and do so.
Anonymous
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>>397221 Your first few were brilliant. I want to see more of them. Just not stuff like that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>397276 I've been following your posts since the last thread, I think you should scrap this and do some shorter Rainbro stories. Still love you though.
Anonymous
You probably shouldn't try to go grimdark next time you writefag, Aether
Anonymous
aether- i enjoyed it. just wrap it up, dont end it prematurely please
Anonymous
>Though don't expect something like this again from me again. >again again Nice sentence flow, jackass.
Anonymous
>>397276 Remember aether, ponies aren't high concept, you're gonna have a real hard time trying to do anything that sounds remotely epic. Keep it simple, your other stuff is great but you're ending this really weak, still reading it but just voicing my opinion.
Anonymous
>>397276 >>397276 Don't take it too harsh, man. that's just what happens when you write yourself into a corner and you don't have much experience in where to take things next. Try to start with something a little smaller next time, with a clear idea in your mind : )
Anonymous
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>>397323 Fuck off dickwad. I don't see you writing anything half as decent.
Aether
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>>397298 >>397305 >>397315 And mutha fuckin scrap...
>>397319 If you really enjoyed it I'll pick it up at some other time.
>>397323 Oh no I fucked up my sentence structure. *kills self*
>>397336 >>397351 Lesson learned
Dear Princess Celestia...
Also next story coming up. Don't want you guys to have all this end on a bad note.
Anonymous
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So is someone ever going to type a RAINBRO DASH again???
Anonymous
Aether, you're great man I'd just say to try and keep it under 15 at least 20+ may be pushing it
Anonymous
>>397407 Listen to this guy, even your 11 post clopfic was a little lenghty.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>397276 Srs fanfics r srs business. 4chan is no place for srs bsns.
If you want to try writing out an adventure fic with villains and battles and whatnot, that's fine. Just... I'd advise you to do it someplace else.
Anonymous
aether- cool. im fine if you dont do 25/26 tonight. someday i guess. ive liked pretty much the stuff posted on both brainbro dash posts. definitely all the stuff posted by name/tripfags.
Anonymous
>>397276 You're probably the worst writer I've seen on this board thus far.
Get carpal tunnel.
Just sayin'
Anonymous
>>397433 You need to write some more Rainbro Dash yourself. You had good shit going.
Aether
>Be Noon >Be reading a Daring Do novel >Rainbro is chillin with you reading. >Its quiet time with your bro today >No fluttershy or Applejack in site >knock on door >you just had to hope didn't you? >with a sigh you close your book. >you walk over and open your door. >lo and behold Fluttershy >"H....hi Anon....Angel Bun-" >Slam the door in her face >You're reading Daring Do you got no time for her bullshit today. >sit back down with your bro and start reading again. >Knock on door again >ohgodwhy.avi >"Hey Anon want me to take care of it?" >"Sure go ahead." >"OH ANON HARDER! DON'T STOP!" >knocking suddenly stops. >The two of you brofist without looking up from your respective books. >"Good job Rainbro." >"Thanks Anon.....hey Anon?" >"Yeah bro?" >"N...nevermind." whatabro.jpeg
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>397469 THIS.
Dash is best pony, WRTIE SOMETHIGN to save this shizz...
Aether
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>>397407 >>397417 >>397433 >>397464 >>397468 Again appreciate the feedback, I believe what I just posted is a bit more in the ballpark?
Anonymous
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>>397468 NO FUCK YOU
I don't see you contribootan
Anonymous
>>397490 This is good but don't make them one post stories. Aim for 5/6 posts. Your clop fiction was actually good, but i don't recommend taking them that far. Just either let Dash get with Anon or be rejected.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>397490 Not bad at all.
7.5/10
Anonymous
>>397552 DUDE one post stories make the meme.
The fuck are you THINKING?
Anonymous
>>397598 I CANT FUCKING FAP TO ONE POST GOD DAMMIT
Anonymous
>>397598 I'm hungry for an actual story. Not just a small event.
Anonymous
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>>397468 Luna is by far the worst
Aether
>>397598 >>397605 >>397618 Just sit back and chill. I know i'm not the best out there and I won't please everyone with my stuff. Some will be one posters, some may be 5 to 6 hell I might let a 10 post meatball slip though my spaghetti stained ass.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>397469 Oh alright. This one is just for YOU. Not the others in the thread. YOU. This is YOURS to cherish forever and ever.
>Having some good brotimes with Dash. >An... unfortunate incident occurs in your kitchen. Let's just say neither of you should be allowed to cook. >Your house is temporarily out of commission for renovation. >Standing around outside with Dash. >"Well, Shit, Dash. Now what?" >She blushes a little. >"You know Anon, you can stay at my place for a while, if you want. I've got your back." >"No, I mean food. I'm still hungry." >Her blush deepens. >"Oh. Uh, we can always just go get something from Pinkie." >"Good idea." >"Let's rock." >"Hey, Dash?" >"Yeah?" >"How would I stay up in the clouds, anyway?" >"I dunno. Twilight can do spells and junk." >"I might have to take you up on that offer. Nothing against the other ponies, but they're just not... I don't know how to word it. You fit where they don't. Know what I mean?" >She gets a nervous smile. >"Heh... yeah." Anonymous
>>397653 Honestly, I've enjoyed everything you've written so far. Don't worry about assholes, just keep up the good work.
Anonymous
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>>397687 I'm gonna need 2 hands for this one
Anonymous
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>>397687 I thank you for the kindness. Your donation is accepted. Every little helps a poor Rainbro-starved Anon like myself
Andrew Cubbie
>Sittin at home reading a human history book >*knock knock knock* >Put the book down on the coffee table and walk to the door >Open and...wait for it...its Fluttershy! >"H..Hi Anon, I was wondering if you..could.." >You groan or her to speed up >"Could you let me come inside and explain things?" >You throw the idea in your head and you decide on letting her in. Some good might come out of it. >Lead her to the living room. >"Oh Anon! I never knew you liked to read! I love intellectuals! >You give her a glare to explain what it was she wanted. >"You know, I could dominate over you tonight" >Your glare turns into a confused look >I'll be the one in charge tonight Anon. I'll make everything bad go away." >She slowly advances towards you; you trail backwards matching her pace. >I'll make the world pure for you tonight! I'll make us one unity!" >You wonder if se took oe of the drugs meant for you when you realize she's getting this from the book >"I will bring honor towards the fatherland!" >She's imitating Hitler to intimidate me into sex. >You start forward and drag her to the door. >As you throw her out and shut the door you hear her say "So..um..you actually like the Jews?" Fucking Naizism
Aether
>>397587 moar to come
>Be chillin with Dash down by the lake in Ponyville Park >the two of you just got done swimming laps and are lounging in the sun >The sun is perfect today, not burning you to a crisp but not lacking in warmth. >How celestia does this you'll never know. >Rainbro flips up her shades and looks you over. >When you turn to look at her you see her wings in full spread. >"Yo Dash? >"Yeah Anon?" >"Why are you wings always like that?" >She's quiet for a moment, her face gets a bit redder. >"I dunno...it just....sorta happens I guess?" >"Well before Equestria I was looking to become a Massage Therapist. Maybe my hands can do some good." >She looks up to the sky again putting her shades on. >You can't tell if she's smiling but the cute little squeak these mares seem to do confirm it. >"Yes!" >"Whoa what?" >"Uh...nothing Anon. Just uh...yeah I'd love a massage." 1/2
>>397701 Thank you, but those people are going to have some good points regardless, the way I see it, if one person doesn't like something they represent at least 10 lurkers, same for those who give me positive reviews, at least 10 lurkers like my shit.
Anonymous
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Continood.>"So Dashie, I hear Anon is gonna stay with you for a little while?" >Pinkie wiggles her eyebrows suggestively. >"It's not like that. Anon's house is... not a cool place to be right now. He needed somewhere to stay, and I offered." >You put up a fist for a bro-hoof/fist-pound abomination. It's really pretty weird to shove a fist into a hoof, but it's a gesture both of you are familiar with so you just deal with it. >"Hey wait a minute... how did you hear about that, Pinkie? We JUST left Anon's house like, four minutes ago!" >"Oh, I have my ways." >You stuff down some tasty treats. Pinkie may not be your bro, but DAMN she can bake. You make a mental note to ask her for advice later. >Dash finishes her food, and the two of you walk over to Twilight's place. >You kick open the door and make your voice as high and regal as you can. >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE, YOUR FRIENDSHIP REPORT IS LATE!" >Before you can blink, she's on the floor in front of you. Bowing apologetically. She doesn't bother to look up and see it's just you. >Dash snickers. >Twilight looks up. >"Oh ha-ha, Anon." >"I dunno Twilight, I thought it was pretty good." >You smirk in Dash's direction. >"Of course YOU did. I swear, sometimes you're worse with me than Scootaloo is with you." >Her face is beet-red, but it's hard to tell if it's a blush or if it's anger. >"I... I am NOT! Look, you're awesome, okay? If you weren't, you wouldn't be WORTHY of hanging with The Dash!" >Twilight looks confused. >"So... what did you two need?" >"Anon, what do you think? Is Twilight radical enough to help us?" >You look her up and down. >"...No way."
Anonymous
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>>397845 .....and by that count, at least 100 lurkers don't.
Anonymous
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>>397891 More! More! More!
Anonymous
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i like this thread....
ThatMadScientist
>>397276 When the crazy shit started happening I had to recheck to make sure that it was really your work... Don't beat yourself up over it. Learn from it. That's all we really can do. (You could try a reboot from before the crazy began its hostile takeover... A suggestion from a scientist, not a writer.)
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>You and Dash are now on the ground laughing, pounding your hands/hooves into the dirt and rolling around. >Twilight shuts the door. >You both keep laughing for several more minutes. >Dash is so fun to be around. Staying with a bro of her magnitude is gonna be fucking AMAZING. >You knock on the door again. >Twilight opens it, revealing her srs face. >"Are you two done yet?" >You turn to look at eachother and nod. >"Yeah, I think so." >"So then... what did you need?" >Dash puts a hoof around your waist. It was awkward the first few times, but it's basically the equivalent of a friendly arm over the shoulder. She just can't reach that high. >"Anon here is gonna stay with me for a little while, and we-" >Twilight chokes on a held back guffaw. >Dash steps forward in a confrontational, 'what-now, biatch' sorta way. >"Izzat gonna be a problem?" >"No... no, of course not, Dash. In fact, I think it'll probably be the SOLUTION to a problem or two." >You scrunch your face in confusion. >"What's that supposed to mean?" >Dash looks nervous. >Twilight steps over to you. >"Nothing. Okay, so cloudwalking? And I assume you'll probably want to leave the house now and then, so a way up and down?" >"Uh... yeah, I guess that's about it." >"Right then. I'll cast a cloudwalking spell that'll last about a week, and you can borrow my balloon." >"Thanks, Twilight. I take it back. You are pretty radical. Consider yourself Vice-Bro to Dash." >"...Thank you?"
Anonymous
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>>398001 I'm reading it in their voices and the protags in miiiiiiiiine
Andrew Cubbie
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>Sitting at home reading a human history book >*knock knock knock* >Put the book down on the coffee table and walk to the door >Open and...wait for it...its Fluttershy! >"H..Hi Anon, I was wondering if you..could.." >You groan or her to speed up >"Could you let me come inside and explain things?" >You throw the idea in your head and you decide on letting her in. Some good might come out of it. >Lead her to the living room. >"Oh Anon! I never knew you liked to read! I love intellectuals! >You give her a glare to explain what it was she wanted. >"You know, I could dominate over you tonight" >Your glare turns into a confused look >I'll be the one in charge tonight Anon. I'll make everything bad go away." >She slowly advances towards you; you trail backwards matching her pace. >I'll make the world pure for you tonight! I'll make us one unity!" >You wonder if she took one of the drugs meant for you when you realize she's getting this from the book >"I will bring honor towards the fatherland!" >She's imitating Hitler to intimidate you into sex. >You start forward and drag her to the door. >As you throw her out and shut the door you hear her say "So..um..you actually like the Jews?"
Andrew Cubbie
>As you sit back down and pick up the book, there's a knock at the window >You look to see Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash laughing and pointing at you >You smirk and invite Rainbro in. You shut the door in front of Fluttershy. >"Anon, that was priceless!" >You begin to smirk as you feel something slimy in your pockets. >"When she said "Hitler", you lost it man!" >You can feel the spaghetti oozing out slowly from your pockets >Rainbro Dash, seeing this, asks what's the matter >"Oh, just nervous is all" you stammer >Rainbow trots to your crotch and says "You need to relax Anon." She begins to rub her snout against your semi-hard dick >"B-back that ass up" >The spaghetti is coming in full waves now, ruining the coffee table and earthing the history book >She drags down your pants and gasps at your manhood >"Anon!" she exclaims. "It's so big!" >Your house is becoming so full of spaghetti you feel as if your being smothered with Rainbro. >She touches your penis >You jiz with the force of a thousand suns, forcing Rainbro Dash through the spaghetti ocean. >You farts flow out. At first slow and stale, but they build up to rival that of Celestia's magical limitations. >You shoot through the roof and find yourself being propelled by both spaghetti and jizz-fart combinations towards the moon. >You shoot straight past the moon and, after yelling hi to Luna, are shot straight forth into another fucking dimension.
Anonymous
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>>398001 Please don't let Dash be rejected in this. I hate it when i read that resolution.
ThatMadScientist
>>397490 Redemption at its finest. Way to get back up on the horse... *chuckle*
Anonymous
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>>398062 Get with the thread bro.
Aether
>>397845 >As you turn to get up she rolls over on to her stomach. >Her wings puff out >You assume this is probably muscle strain from all the flight training she's been doing >Can't have your bro pulling a muscle or tearing something. >When you're about to grab her wings you stop. >You're about to give your bro a massage lolwut? >'Meh....girls can be bros too,' you half heatedly tell yourself. >You go to work on Dash's wings, starting from the base and slowly working towards the tips. >"Anon....why can't all ponies have hands....?" >"Silly Rainbro its cause they're ponies." >As you work Dash starts to moan quietly >Sproing! >a pair of yellow wings shoot out from a nearby bush. >"Drat." >Rainbro opens an eye and sees Fluttershy in the bush. >"Give me a moment Anon." >"Sure." >Rainbow gets up and walks over to the bush. >She leans in, you can't hear what she's saying but whatever she said worked. >Fluttershy squeaks and takes off running. >Rainbro turns back and walks over to you. >"So what'd you tell her." >"Oh you know, the usual." >"What did ya say?" >"Oh I told her you were gonna get me worked up then rut me like some Manehattan Mare." >"Rainbro you're a genius." >You get back to massaging your bro's wings >"Hey Anon?" >"What's up Rainbro?" >"Mind going a little lower?" >Sure why not, you go from massaging her wings, to massaging her sides. >"Lower..." >ooookay you're at her hips now >"Lower...." >You stop >She turns over and looks at you, giving you a smug grin. >From behind her shades she can tell how annoyed you are. >"Ha I can't believe I almost made you rub my flank!" >The two of you share a laugh 2/2
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>You brush up against the fabric of time as you travel through an astounding sight vertex of space and time. >You are slung out of the vertex and find yourself heading for the surface of another planet. >You break through the atmosphere and are almost burned to a 3rd degree, however thanks to sunblock on you for protection in the summer, your mostly safe. >You crash land in a jungle and hit trees and plants as you sling down to the surface. >You hit a pool of mud with a PLOP. >You stand up and wipe the mud from your eyes to see a strange ship in front of you. >Upon closer inspection you notice a red symbol. >You hear a beep from behind. 3/?
Anonymous
AETHER PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER CLOPFIC YOU TAUNT ME SO FUCKING MUCH
Andrew Cubbie
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>>398048 >You turn to see a blonde human wit a blue and red droid. >Shocked from the sight of another human, you pass out. >You awake to a gold droid and the other two figures from before >"Where am I?" >"You're with the rebellion now. You're safe!" Fucking Reality.
4/?
This is my end, but if ya want I can continue
Anonymous
>>398089 10/10
Would read again. Perfect Rainbro. I mean that.
Anonymous
>>398089 This is the good stuff Aether, keep it up!
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>You've gotten settled in at Dash's place. It's pretty swanky, considering it's like 90% cloud. >She insisted you take the bed, claiming she felt sorry for you for never having experience a cloud bed. >The two of you are lounging on her couch, enjoying some terrible horror movie about dinosaurs rampaging in a nuclear facility. >Dash is kinda jittery. >You idly wonder if she's afraid of dinosaurs. Or nukes. >Or both. >At a lull in the action, she turns to you. >"Hey Anon?" >"Yeah?" >"What exactly are the duties of a Vice-Bro?" >"Huh?" >"Y'know, Twilight's new title. Like... if I'm assassinated by a rogue Zebraharan nationalist, does she take over my duties?" >"I dunno. I was just trying to keep her in a good mood. Didn't seem like she liked my little prank." >"Oh. So she's not really Vice-Bro?" >"I guess not. I mean, yeah, she's not as lame as SOME ponies, but I don't think she could handle being in your position. She just doesn't have what it takes." >She gulps nervously. >"And... what exactly does it take? To be me? What DO I have?" >This is kinda outta nowhere. You wonder what's on your bro's mind. The Vice-Bro comment really seems to have hit on something. >Maybe she has some kinda complex about being replaced. Like her parents used stories about adopting a new daughter if she misbehaved or something, and she's desperate for validation. Fuck if you know. >You decide to humor her. Why not? She's your bro. >"Well, you're a badass. Twilight's not a badass." >Dash giggles. >"Are you sure? I mean, she can probably study five times faster than you! Do you really wanna mess with that?"
Aether
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>>398000 I'm not gonna beat myself up over it and/or quit. If I did that's when I fail. I've seen what works and what doesn't. I shoulda just ended it with 'You and the others walk in to the gala wondering where the night will take you.' probably would've worked out better. Also thanks for the suggestion.
>>398190 Thanks
>>398187 thank ya
>>398126 .....wut?
Anonymous
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>"So... what else, Anon?" >"Let's see here... oh, you're so fast it doesn't even make SENSE. I'm no comic book geek, but I think you could probably beat any superhero in a race. Except the Flash, of course. Nobody's faster than the Flash." >Dash looks confused. >You shake your head. >"Nevermind. Point is, you're RETARDED fast. And then how can we forget your off-the-charts coolness, radicalness, and awesomeness?" >She blushes and waves a hoof dismissively. >"No, Dash. Don't be modest. On top of all that, you've got a winning smile, bitchin' shades, and kickass hair." >You're making wild gestures to indicate these things, and the tone of your voice makes it clear you're being more than a little goofy. >"Plus? One HELL of a flank!" >You playfully slap her cutie mark. >She yelps in surprise and falls off the couch. >She gives a hesitant and somewhat forced laugh. >"Aw come on, Dash. Just playin' around." >"Heh... yeah. I'm fine." >"Now really, I doubt Twilight's got ANY of that." >Dash smiles. >You put your hand on your chin and look up in thought. >"Except maybe her flank, I guess. Baby's got back, yeah?" >A look you can't identify flashes across her eyes for just a second. Is Dash into mares? Did you just unintentionally plant the seeds of romance amongst what used to be stable friendship? >God you hope not. Romantic entanglement amongst friends almost always ends in tears.
Anonymous
>>398431 >And then they fucked There fixed it, sorry I just have issues with oblivious characters
Anonymous
>>398431 Hmm I think Dashie should make a brash move next. One that turns out well though.
Loving all of these so far
Aether
>>398089 >Today marks your first year in Ponyville >Pinkie Pie has decided to throw a party in honor of said event. >It looks like all of Ponyville is in your house. >Everyone's talking with you, patting you on the back, etc. >Even Fluttershy isn't trying to rape you. >Life is good. >Pinkie comes bounding up to you >"Ooooh Anon are you having fun? Huhuhuhuhuhuh?" >Swear to god this mare probably consumes more sugar than Charlie Sheen and Dr. Rockso can snort cocaine. >"Yes I'm having fun Pinkie, hey have you seen Rainbro?" >"Yeah she went upstairs silly." >You thank her and head up to the second floor of your home. >You think she's probably in your room. >You open the door to see you bro sitting there looking through a photo album. >You sit next to her and take a look >There's pictures of you and Rainbro doing various things over the year you've known each other. There's pictures of you in Fillydelphia, Manehatten, there's even one of you at a peagasi race with.....Discord? >You don't put much thought in to it other than that. >"Reminiscing?" >"Yeah. I can't believe its already been a year." >"Times flies bro." >"Yeah...." >You can't help but be a little homesick >Haven't seen your family >They probably think you're dead by now >You shake those thoughts from your mind. >today is YOUR day time to party. >Music from downstairs stops. >oh god what's goin on now? >You open your door and look down the stairs to see everyone staring up at you, Twilight seems to be in front of everyone else >She looks like a mess, like she hasn't slept in a day or two. >"Anon...I've finally figured it out." >You thought it was annoying dealing with Fluttershy and Applejack >Twilight is in her own field of 'psycho bitch.' 1/3 or 4
Anonymous
>>398540 NO.
They remain BROS and BROS only.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>398538 Obliviousness is sorta necessary for early Rainbro.
Anon needs to not catch on or else he'll fuck everything up.
>Dash climbs off the floor and back onto the couch. Her wings are sticking out awkwardly, but she does her best to make sure you're both seated comfortably. >She's such a goddamn bro. She deserves a fuckin' medal. >After a second, she gets back off the couch. >"What's up?" >"Nothing, just going to grab something to drink. You want anything?" >"Whaddaya got?" >She flashes a downright DEVIOUS smile at you. >"Better question. What DON'T I have. I think you should come with me." >The two of you step into her liquor closet. >Holy BALLS. >Girl is serious about her drinks. You can respect that. >Now, you've never heard of most of these, having grown up and done your drinking on Earth, but even if you'd been an Equestrian native you're sure you'd recognize half of these at most. >"What uh... what's good?" >"Everything, but maybe that's just me." >She laughs. >"Try whatever you want, Anon. What's mine is yours." Anonymous
>>398560 I want to see them FUCK god dammit
Anonymous
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>>398588 >>398560 ME WANT SNOO SNOO
Anonymous
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>>398588 Then go to rule 34 or start a thread about fucking rainbow dash.
This is rainBRO dash, nigga!
Anonymous
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>>398571 This is great so far.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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http://youtu.be/b3RU_Z_oMGc And he has crossed DIMENSIONS
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
I never know how long to make the chunks. Every time I think it's perfect I get FIELD TOO LONG.>Two hours and an almost unbelievably unhealthy amount of alcohol later, you're not sure what the technical name for your level of inebriation is. You lost track at 'totally fit-shaced'. >Dash is either a complete MONSTER or has been holding back on the drink. You're not sure which. >You lean on her for support. Walking is HARD. >Have I mentioned you're a dumb piece of shit yet? That you're going to fuck everything up? Because you are. You're too drunk not to. >"Y'know, I fukkin' love you, man." >She blushes real hard and pops a massive, throbbing wingboner, but you don't notice. >"I really wasn't kiddin' earlier. You're... you're awesome. Twilight ain't got SHIT on you!" >She starts guiding you toward the bed. You happily plod along, oblivious to the fact that you're moving. >"I mean, not only are you *garbleflarbleunintelligible* but when I fuck up, you've got my back! I need you, and I don't know what I'd do without you." >She reaches the edge of the bed and tries to help push you onto it, but you slip and grab her neck. You land on the floor NEXT to the bed, laying across her chest. >The floor is not comfy. Dash is not comfortable. Dash is comfy. You are comfortable. And drunk. Don't forget drunk. >You mumble sleepily, "You're my bro, Dash. Don't ever stop bro-ing for me." >You pass out.
Anonymous
>>398700 DON'T END IT LIKE THIS!
Aether
>>398555 >"I've perfected my spell." >Oh god you know she means her 'want it/need it' spell. >"Fuck...my....life." >You see the hearts appear, but instead of them flowing in to her they flow in to you. >Oh fucking fuckitty fuck. >Every mare in the building's eyes roll up in to hearts. >"Good luck getting out of this one Anon." >Twilight's eyes are the last to roll over. >there's a moment where everyone is absolutely still. >You slowly, calmly, moonwalk back in to your room and lightly shut the door. >You're freak out is slowly getting worse. You start slowly locking each lock until everyone of them are locked in place. >As soon as the last lock clicks there's multiple bangs on your door. >It's warping, like it can break any second. >You hear the cries of desperate mares trying to get in. >Oh fuck you just locked yourself in your room with your bro >You're bros a mare >ohfuck.exe >You turn to see quite an unexpected site >"Hello Anon, looks like you've got quite the problem." >Discord is sitting on your bed next to your bro. >"You picked the best time to come here I was just about to be raped mercilessly by everyone in town. Starting with Dash of course." >"Hmm?" >Dash looks up at you >da fuck she's fine. >"Yeah Anon, she's fine as long as I'm here." >"What do you want Discord." >"Oh, I just want to play a simple game is all." >Discords smiling evilly. >This can't be good. 2/3 or 4
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>398722 'Snot over. I'll tell you when it's over.
>You wake up in the morning, and your head is killing you. You try to open your eyes, but very quickly decide to not ever do that again. The sun is a vile and hateful thing. What even...? Right, the drinks. SO many drinks... >Man, at least the cloud bed is nice and soft. You mumble into the pillow underneath you about fluffy soft wonderfulness. >You gently swish your hand around on the surface before you find the edge and your hand... hits the floor? >You were sure the bed was higher up than that. >Come to think of it, your head and torso are living the high life, but your legs are actually pretty shitty. >You move one of them and bang your knee into something hard and unforgiving. >Summoning all your courage and strength, you try to open your eyes again. >NOPE. >Though you did catch something blue against something white. The bed wasn't blue, was it? >Vague memories of last night start falling back into your head. >OH. Right, Dash was walking you to the bedroom and... >SHIT. >NO. >WHY? >Please, no. >You pray for a sign that you did not, in fact, fuck a horse last night. >Finding yourself in the most dire circumstances you can ever remember encountering, you try once more to open your eyes. >You SUCCEED! >At a great cost. FUCK the light hurts. Are you that hung over, or does a lot more sunlight get into a cloud house than a ground house? Anonymous
>>398723 Getting random and weird again.....
Anonymous
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>>398790 I want it to end as much as i don't. And NOO! Anon's got a rejection attitude
Aether
>>398806 Well I'm half alseep so..yeah if i'm already getting that response I'm stopping there for the night. You probably just saved me from fucking up again.
Anonymous
>Walking home with Dash, both sharing a laugh >she had gotten you out of yet another sticky situation with Applejack "Ahhh, Dash. I don't think I've ever had a friend as good as you are back home.">"Aw, Anon. You know I always help out a friend!" "No way, bro. You're really something, you know that? I really appreciate you being there for me.">You place a hand on Dash's head, rustling her mane. >She stares at you, eyes wide open and lit up "You know...">Just then, Princess Celestia and several royal guards appear in front of you. >"BY ORDER OF THE PRINCESS, IT HAS BEEN DECREED NATIONAL PENIS INSPECTION DAY. AND SINCE YOUR SPECIES' NAME IS HIGHER THAN PONIES ALPHABETICALLY, YOU ARE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO GO FIRST." "Wait, wha-">Celestia and the guards are teleported away as quickly as they came, but now you have been taken with them. >Rainbow Dash begins stomping at the ground, frothing with rage. >"MOTHER FUCKER!"
ThatMadScientist
>>398723 I can see this working IF you tread this minefield with trepidation and consideration. Learn from it...
Anonymous
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>>398845 >Coulda been some awesome 20 post story of how Discord got out but his magic could only affect you since you came from a different plane/world :(
Anonymous
>>398845 Good job knowig when to call it, bro.
It really wasn't making sense at all.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Oh shit, I'm the only one awake! CURSE YOU PACIFIC TIME ZONE!!1!
Aether
>>398872 I think it'll be safer to scrap it now.
>>398853 I think treading over one minefield a day is enough for me.
>>398872 Basically Discord forces you and dash in to a game where Dash has to stop every body from raping you. Her handicap is she's an earth pony so no flight, but she's now the size of celestia so she can outrun everyone. if you play by his rules he undoes the want it need it spell for you. If you lose well....you can probably guess what would have happened.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>You slowly stand and look around. The bed's jimmies are unrustled. Looks like nobody's been in it. >Dash starts stirring and opens one eye. >"What... time is it?" >"I have no idea, but uh... why were we on the floor?" >She laughs. >"Oh, that. Yeah, you were pretty messed up. I tried to get you to the bed, but uh... didn't quite make it. We sorta fell, and you were laying on me." >"Okay, so I was out and not gonna move. Got it. Why were YOU on the floor?" >She blushes. >"'Cuz I didn't wanna wake you. You looked so peaceful. Like a drunken, idiotic baby." >You chuckle. >"Uh... sorry. Didn't mean to take your bed AND your couch from you. And then not use either." >"It's fine. I was drunk enough that I slept pretty well anyway. Tomorrow night, though? You're sleeping in that bed. And you are going to LOVE it." >"I dunno, you're pretty fuckin' soft. I could get used to sleeping on you if I had somewhere to put my legs." >There her wings go again. Have they always done that at random times of day and you just never noticed? >"So, Anon. It's morning. I'm hungry. You're hungry. What do we do about it?" >"Well you have a kitchen, don-" >"Nope, not happening. That's how we got into this situation in the first place." >"I dunno, seems like a good idea to me. Attempt to make food, add one bro to living space. Season with alcohol to taste." >You share a laugh before deciding to go with the easy default. Pinkie. >You start for the balloon. >Dash stops you. >"What?" >"Balloons are stupid. I have a better idea."
ThatMadScientist
>>398907 The mods are asleep. Post ponies.
Anonymous
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>>398924 meh....sounds complicated and drawn out.
not really what these threads are about.
Anonymous
ThatMadScientist
>>398924 Not one of the three I came up with to stick to the theme and the story, but that doesn't say it wouldn't work...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>398924 Sounds like something reserved for a dedicated fanfic
Gotta keep em short n sweetish
Not saying that it wouldn't have been great, but just too long for green textin
ThatMadScientist
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>>399010 I would gladly but I am posting from an iPod touch on low battery. If this thread lives I'll post something for you all later. You anons and trips have my word.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>The balloon is now on the ground, next to the lake, ready for you to take it back up when necessary. >Dash's house is floating OVER the lake. >You're hesitating at the edge of the cloud, but not because you're scared of heights or anything. >As awesome as the idea sounds, you're just a bit nervous about taking a couple hundred foot drop into a lake of questionable depth. >"So, you gonna jump or what?" >"...Have you done this before?" >Dash wiggles her wings. >"Right. Just... gimme a sec." >She rolls her eyes. >"One." >She pushes you. >ShitshitshitshitfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK *splash* >You're now shivering on the shore of the lake. >Clothes get very uncomfortable when wet. A fact that Dash can be forgiven for not knowing. Why didn't YOU think of that? >In no time at all, she's back down carrying a bag of yours loaded with shirts and pants and whatnot. >She sets it down next to you, and you look at eachother for a second. >Her wings are doing that thing again. >"Okay... so I'm just gonna get changed real quick." >"Al...alright. I'll meet you there?" >"Sure." >She takes off at top speed right as you start to peel your cold, wet pants off.
Anonymous
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>>399056 Type faster. I want moar!!
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>You walk in and look around. Dash is sitting over in a corner and waves you over. >You sit down and the two of you start compiling a list of awful ideas to try for getting you down. >You're mostly in favor of ones that don't involve you getting wet. >Pinkie bounces over. >"Hiya Dashie!" >"Hey Pinkie." >"Sooooo... how did last night go? Didja break him yet?" >"Hey, lay off her Pinkie. My bro is takin' good care of me." >"Oh I'll BET she is." >You roll your eyes and decide to play along a bit. >"Yeah. Who knew she was so soft?" >You reach over and pet her like a piece of fabric. >She gives you a sly look. She knows this game. >"Yeah, I guess I'm pretty soft, but I had no idea YOU were so HARD!" >Pinkie gasps. >"I'm lucky I'm not bruised!" >"Hey, me too! The floor is surprisingly uncomfortable, considering it's made of clouds." >"All the way off the edge and to the floor, Dashie? That's a new record!" >"I dunno what you're talking about Pinkie." >"Yeah. What edge is she talking about, Dash?" >Pinkie tilts her head. >"But wait... if you... I thought... the floor?" >"You still gotta try the bed, Anon." >Pinkie tilts her head further. >"You guys are confusing me." >Dash bolts upright. >"Oh crud! I forgot, there's something I gotta go take care of. I'll be right back, okay?" >"Sure." >She rockets out of there and Pinkie continue looking at you. >"What?" >"I'm just trying to figure out whether or not you two bumped uglies." >"Pinkie, it's just fun and games. A joke."
Anonymous
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>>399298 I swear you're teasing me now
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>"A mare's heart is not to be toyed with, Anon." >"What? No, we didn't do anything. The insinuations are the joke." >"Like pretending there's an invisible book that only smart ponies can see so Twilight gets all frustrated?" >"Uh, yeah, I guess." >"But you gotta confess in the end or once it starts to hurt, or else you're an awful meanie." >"Yeah, and I'm telling you right now. You seemed pretty lost." >Pinkie stares at you with a look you've never seen her give before. Sad reminiscense, maybe? >"You need to be really careful with those jokes, Anon. They hurt a lot more than you think." >Dash comes back in. >"Did I miss anything?" >Pinkie shakes her head. >"Nopey-dopey. I was just telling Anon how it's not nice to keep stringing a pony along with a prank and eventually you gotta come clean." >Dash glares at Pinkie. There's... a history you don't know? >The two of you are at Twilight's, helping her with some ridiculous magic nonsense. >Twilight keeps looking at the two of you funny. >The next time she leaves the room to get something, you turn to Dash. >"Is there... something going on I don't know about?" >"Like what?" >"I don't know... just, all the ponies we talk to are giving me weird, coded messages. Like they're trying to tell me something important but they aren't allowed to say it." >She laughs nervously. >"I have no idea." >"Don't tell me you're in on it, too?" >She blushes. Again. Man, between the blushing and the wing thing, you wonder if she's got some kind of medical condition. >"If I was, would I be able to tell you?" >"Ah man, you totally are! You KNOW! And now that I KNOW you know, I gotta know!"
Anonymous
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>>399403 We're getting there. Come on.
Leucine
If I may offer an opinion (and apologies if anyone thinks I'm trying to kick off drama, that's not my intent), I'm not a fan of writing a long series of posts and then just leaving it. What I mean is, the whole point of conflict is to drive a story. If there's never any resolution then there was no point introducing the conflict in the first place. More like as not the reader's just going to be left unsatisfied. Now, that's not to say the OP's idea isn't novel or interesting, it is. But it can really only work for a vignette style. I ended what I was writing the way I did because I realised that by threading the posts together in that way it was building up tension and if I just dropped it by declining to give a conclusion to what's happened then I myself would have been pissed off. So, basically, you can either have a couple of posts that are easily self-contained or a long series that provides some sense of resolution. In my opinion, of course.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>Twilight comes back into the room. >You turn to her and salute. >"Vice-Bro, I require your assistance on a matter of utmost importance!" >She awkwardly salutes you in return. >"It seems there's a conspiracy buried here, one that I am not involved in but am at the center of." >Dash fidgets nervously and shoots Twilight a pleading look. >"There is a secret, and SPAM WORDFILTER here is trying to keep it from me." >Twilight looks over at Dash. >"Rainbow, wouldn't it be a lot easier if you just told him?" >"Ah-HA! So you DO know!" >Dash hovers nervously between you and Twilight. >"No. She's bluffing. Pretending. Joking!" >"Vice-Bro, is this true?" >"Why are you even asking her? I'm Bro. I outrank her. You should take my word over hers." >"Insidious agents have been known to reach positions of power... Vice-Bro, what do you have to say?" >Dash gets closer to you. She looks scared. >"Don't you trust me, Anon?" >"Listen, broski. I do trust you. Absolutely. I trust you more than any other pony in my life. But it's clear there's a secret here that you don't want me to find out. That's cool. Bros can have some secrets. I just need to know WHY I can't know. Make sure I'm in the clear, y'know?" >"You're TOTALLY in the clear! You're fine! Nothing bad is gonna happen to you as long as I have a say in the matter." >"Then why can't I know? Is it just that embarassing?" >Instead of answering, she blushes more fiercely than she has all week.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>399502 My first thing had a resolution.
OP wanted things without one, so I gave one without one.
This DID piss some people off a little.
And now THIS one will have a resolution.
I agree. Resolving it is better.
Anonymous
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>>399532 I also agree, resolving is better. This story you're doing right now has me hooked. I've stayed up for way longer than i should just to read it
Anonymous
>>399502 was't there a story in the last thread you didn't finish? had dash sobbing in a hotel with anon or something.
Anonymous
>>399555 Trips. And nope. He didn't finish one in this thread, because OP wanted it that way
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>"Okay then. I'll let it go. I trust you, and if you say it doesn't involve me, I believe you." >She lets out a forced laugh. >"Eh heh... funny thing there... it sorta... DOES involve you." >"Well then I'm gonna need to know about it! If you have incriminating photos of me, you can't just not tell me that! I mean you could blackmail me, sure, but you have to let me KNOW!" >"It's nothing that'll be bad for you. I won't let it be. Trust me." >Her eyes look a little misty. >You sigh. >"I'm going to drop this. For now. But rest assured, I WILL get to the heart of the matter eventually." >At this inappropriate juncture, Twilight lets out a short laugh. >"And just what's funny now?" >"Nothing, Anon. Just your word choice there." >Dash grabs you by the wrist. >"Come on, Anon. We've got better places to be." >You apologize to Twilight for leaving early as you're dragged outside. >"Dash, what's gotten into you?" >"Nothing! I'm fine!" >"No, it's pretty clear you're not. You're my bro, Dash. I don't want to see you unhappy. Let me help." >"Bro-ness is a two way street, Anon. It'd be really un-bro of me to drop this on you. I can handle it, and I PROMISE you I won't let anything bad happen to you because of it." >You raise a finger and open your mouth to object. >"I ALSO promise you that you aren't in any physical danger, and there are no incriminating photos."
Anonymous
>>399570 He SHALL NOT finish this, either.
Anonymous
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>>399586 DAMMIT. EVERYTIME WE GET CLOSE!
Anonymous
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>>399592 He'd better finish this. I'm really feeling for Dashie right now.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>That night Dash is unusually quiet. >She doesn't make a peep during the awesome explodey action movie, and she just barely touches the alcohol. >"Dash, how much did you drink last night?" >"Huh? Why?" >"Just curious." >"I dunno... not a whole lot, I guess." >"And how much have you had tonight?" >"Practically nothing." >"...Why?" >"I haven't really felt like it." >"That doesn't sound like the Dash I know. Back at my place, you would POUND 'em down and still fly home. I know you can, and I know you like it." >"Have you ever said or done something you regret while you were drunk?" >"Yeah, who hasn't?" >"I don't want to ruin what we've got." >"How is it any different than when we're at my place?" >She lets out a long, LONG sigh. >"Because I can't just fly home. I'm already here, and I can't get away from the mistakes I'm about to make." >"Listen, you're right. Bro-ness IS a two way street. And I have had enough of whatever is eating you. It's really hard to be your bro if you won't LET me. Don't you want me to be your bro?" >There's an uncomfortable silence. >"...No."
Anonymous
>>399658 Oh god the suspense is killing me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>399658 OH GOD SOMEONE HOLD ME
Anonymous
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>>399735 >Holding for our lives bro dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
SUSPENSE! Lolololol>"What?" >"It'll all make sense in a minute, Anon. I'm gonna go down a few gallons of liquid courage, and we're gonna do this dance. I'm gonna put all my cards on the table, and if I'm very, VERY lucky, we'll slay this beast." >"Dash, what in the everloving fuck are you talking about?" >"Oh my GOD I hate agreeing with Twilight, but your word choice is RIDICULOUS!" >After about twenty minutes, you get up to see what's taking her so long. >She wasn't kidding. She's had a LOT. Like... you're pretty sure even The Dash can't handle that much and she's going to need medical attention real soon. >You knock the bottle she's holding aside. >"I don't know what YOU'RE thinking, but I think you've had enough. I know I pushed you, but this can wait. We should get you to the doctor." >She's wobbling back and forth even when standing still, and her speech is terribly slurred. >"NO! I'm SO CLOSE!" >"So close to what, killing yourself?" >"No. Close to brave enough! I can almost put the words together!" >"Yeah, and you're rapidly losing the ability to do ANYTHING else. Pretty soon including BREATHING." >"That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!" >"Yeah, well I'm not! You aren't gonna let anything bad happen to me, and I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you. You are NOT drinking yourself to death because I asked you to tell me something you're clearly not ready to tell me." >"But I ALMOST am! Just a few more bottles and I KNOW I can do it!" >"I don't CARE anymore! I care about YOU more than I care about whatever stupid conspiracy is going on." >She turns and looks you square in the eye. A few tears leak out onto the floor. >"You're not making this any easier, Anon."
Anonymous
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>>399781 You bastard, just making the suspense worse.
Anonymous
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>>399781 I'M AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Oh? Is it THAT suspenseful? Then let me break the next bit up to end on as ridiculous a note as possible.>"Then help me MAKE it easier. I'll do whatever you want as long as you're safe, and right now you're not." >She grunts and flips over the table. >"WHY? IF YOU CARE ABOUT ME SO MUCH, THEN WHY?" >"Why WHAT? Why am I trying to save your LIFE?" >"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?" >"Dash, I don't know what you're talking about!" >"You're so STUPID!" >"SO EDUCATE ME!" >"You're my BRO! I CAN'T! You've emphasized that point OVER and OVER again!" >"Then forget bros! If you being my bro is going to kill you, then I don't want to be your bro! You're more important than that!" >She steps toward you on unsteady hooves. >She puts her muzzle RIGHT up against your face. >And she screams. >"IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I'D HATE YOU!"
Anonymous
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>>399864 You sly motherfucker you.
Anonymous
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>>399864 Yeah I'm quoting you. Because it's relevant.
>"IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I'D HATE YOU!" Anonymous
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>>399864 HOLY SHIT!!!1!!1!one!
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>The unexpected loud noise directly in your face knocks you over, and you haven't finished processing what she just said before she reaches down and puts a hoof behind your head. >She pulls you forward and kisses you. >DEEPLY. >You're pretty sure even if this situation was 100% normal in every way, the sheer depth of that kiss would still blow your mind. >You reel back, panting for breath. >Dash's face is soaked with tears, as is the floor underneath her. >You can't think of anything to say, but you know exactly what to do. >You brush the matted mane out of her face and wipe the freshest tears out of her eyes. You peer through her eyes and into her soul. >You embrace her and you kiss her with twice the ferocity she kissed you. >When the kiss ends, you stay locked silently in the embrace for what feels like hours. >Finally, Dash breaks the silence. >"Did you... did you feel that way about me all along?" >"...Yeah." >"Then why did this have to be so hard?" >"I wasn't sure if you felt the same way about me!" >"Nuh-uh. That's MY excuse. I threw out clues. I blushed. I fidgeted nervously. Why didn't YOU do anything?" >"I was afraid you'd all think I was a freak for wanting to fuck horses." >The two of roll about the floor laughing and kiss again before falling asleep in the middle of the kitchen. >You lie on top of Dash. >Fuck the cloud bed. There's no way it's softer than Dash. END
Anonymous
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>>399864 JESUS CHRIST THE SUSPENSE
Anonymous
>>399910 You Sir have delivered tonight. I want moar tomorrow.
Anonymous
>>399910 Not gonna lie, the writing fell off a bit here but still pretty good.
8.5/10!
Anonymous
>>399910 >cute ending >interdasting use of some other chatacters >only clop is implied or used as a joke I
am a satisfied customer!
Anonymous
>>399910 God damnit man, that was brilliant.
I love you and your writing.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>399934 >>399938 >>399959 >>399972 Thank you all.
I'm certainly willing to pop back up around here from time to time. We'll see about tomorrow. The thing I'm wondering is whether or not I should do anything with these. I could clean them up a little, edit them, and post them to my usual venue, but they're a pretty radical departure from my usual style and a lot of the audience I've gathered frown upon human/mane6 romance.
Regardless, you will see more of me. Perhaps doing Rainbro, perhaps doing PROPER Rainbro as the OP suggested, and perhaps this will be tomorrow. We'll see.
Anonymous
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>>400025 Oh I love them and the resolutions make them perfect.
Where is your usual venue, I'd like to read more of your work.
Anonymous
Vocalis !!eXyCQdHH2Ib
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>>399910 Saving this fucking story right now.
So damn CUTE. Thanks you, sir!
Anonymous
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I love these threads
Leucine
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Aye, that was quite the enjoyable little tale, dash. The light-hearted tone suits it well.
>>400025 Ah yes, that other audience. I'd been wondering yesterday morning why your hints sounded so familiar. I had most of it figured out but it was only last night I got close enough to stumble upon the rest.
I still disagree with your choice of username. The artist is always his own harshest critic and all that.
Anonymous
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>>400058 You're not bothered by Zecora wearing a pimp hat, "all zebras look alike", and Spike's Nightmare Night costume walking under its own power, but that's the first thing that you take notice of?
Leucine
Trying something new here, probably won't work but let's see.>"Hey Dashie, what are you still doing here?" >You raise your head from the assortment of pastries you've been munching on and face the pink mare >"Didn't you say you had a super extra special surprise planned for Anon today?" >Darn it, you did >Drop a few bits off for her and leap out the door and into flight >A smile creases your lips if you wonder if this time will be the one >It's always annoying to think that Anon has to live in this little house outside of the town >If he was a pegasus you could just convert the old utility room in your cloudhouse and kick it with your bro >No more annoying friends trying to get into his pants >No bullshit at all, just you and your bro doing... whatever >Order some pizzas, grab a few beers and top off the night by not having to sleep in your bed that's too big- >No darnit! This is your bro, he's not into ponies and that's fine >Right? >Coming up to his house there's something yellow at his door >Your blood pressure ramps up as you feel your wings straighten out >Geeze, can't she just give him even a day to himself >"... said she can test out a spell to send you back b-but you have to... remove your clothing... it doesn't work on, um, non-organic things." >Alight next to her, the shock stops her before she can continue her crap >Your bro shoots you a grin and you find it impossible not to return it >Darn he's fine... >A fine bro! Because that's all he is, your best bro!
Anonymous
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>>400910 Interesting idea!
Leucine
>>400910 >"Hey, Rainbro, I didn't think you'd be back after last night." >What in the hay is he talking about? Last night? >His grin widens and he glances to Fluttershy, huh, maybe... >"Boy, the way you were hollering I'm surprised I don't have all of Ponyville on my ass." >Oh right! It's one of those things >Snicker and ask if the town would leave it as sore as you did >Fluttershy's now looking between the two of you, her eyes widening with each word you say >Yeah, he's really a wild one and you'd never want to give him up >"Oh Dash! I can't resist you any longer, I need you right now!" >He grabs your forelegs and pulls you in to mock kiss your neck, though you can hear him holding back laughter as he does so >It's a battle to keep your wings from popping up, one they're intent on making you lose >Oh gosh! Oh bucking gosh, why does he have to do this now! Why couldn't he do something else >Frantic wingbeats and muffled gasping as Fluttershy heads off >Your bro sets you down, allowing himself to laugh at last >"Dude, Rainbro, I don't know how you play along so well but you're the best!" >Heh, yeah, the best at... playing along >No, blush, you're not welcome on this face! Get out of here >Anon stops laughing, looks at you with sudden concern >"You okay, Dash? I didn't squeeze you too hard did I?" >Who? You? Hah, you're not some prissy little flower >Yeah, anyway, you've got something lined up that you need your bro for >Nope, there's no one else that would do, it has to be him >rope
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cool. thread's still here
Leucine
>>401012 >You're on your way off to the southern side of Ponyville when your bro asks you what you've got planned >Tell him it's this thing Ponyville does every year - just before Hearts and Hooves Day they hold this series of athletic events as a friendly competition between couples >"Sure, sounds fun but we're not a couple." >Oh buck! How could that even have slipped your mind >Right, Dash, think fast! Think bucking fast >Tell him... uh... yeah! That's exactly why you're going, you're gonna to show all those couples that a pair of bros are closer than they could ever be >He seems pleased with the answer and continues on with you. Crisis bucking averted, stand down blush, wingboners back into the silos >Even before you reach the edge of the town there are numerous couples milling about >A few mares give him coy glances, bucking hussies that's all they are >They don't know what it's like to have a true bro like this, they don't know what it's really like to love- >Nope! Bro, he's your bro; b-r-o, not your bucking lover >Not... that there'd be anything really terrible about that... Leucine
>>401155 >Error: field too long Am I in the fourth circle of Hell? I'm getting this a lot lately.
>On your way there you run into Twilight with Spike on her back, looking a little put out >No way, this has got to be too good to be true >"Hi Rainbow- oh, hi Anon! What're you two doing out here?" >Anon informs her you're both entering the events, going to really clean up >She furrows her brows looking between you two >"But isn't he your... what was that phrase... bro? I thought it was a term that didn't have romantic connotations." >Yeah, sure, of course it doesn't >"So then what are you two doing entering it?" >Pointedly ask her what she's doing here >Her cheeks go on fire, score! >"Oh... well... Spike and I used to spend Hearts and Hooves day together. But since you've brought Anon here, could I borrow him?" >She gives you both one her of sickeningly sweet smiles >"Sorry, Twi but there's only one mare in my life." >Anon claps a hand over your shoulders oh gosh! Keep it together, Dash >"The single most important mare, no, pony there is and the only one I'm going to be spending this holiday with." >Whoah, slow down there, did he just say... >One mare in his life... and... no way, this has got to be a joke >Twilight awkwardly glances between the two of you before shrugging and trotting in the direction of the fair Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>401462 so much teh sanics
Anonymous
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>>397157 Except for the cornered ending; may be the best fanfic I ever read.
Anonymous
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>>399910 Major props for that quality piece of work, bro.
Leucine
>>401172 >Anon removes his hand, brushing one of your painfully outstretched wings in the process >Feels like you're going to bucking explode right there >Shut your eyes and start thinking about how much of a bro he is, you can't do this, he's a friend, a friend, a bucking friend! >Wings suddenly retract >Anon, thankfully having missed this, sets off, motioning you to follow >The pony in charge of signups is a little suspicious of a pony and human entering >Ask him who he thinks he is, judging a loving couple like this, Anon's only ever loved ponies right >Anon agrees, barely restraining his laughter as he offers to go down on you right there to prove it >Darn, if you weren't out in public like this you might have just- NOPE >Try for a chuckle which comes out as a choke, thankfully Anon accepts it >You're waved through to join the other competitors, recognising a number of faces >Including Applejack and Fluttershy? >"O-oh, hi Anon." >Applejack smirks at your bro before throwing a foreleg around Fluttershy >"Hey there, hon', just thought we'd enter ourselves in this thing." >What. She and Fluttershy are a couple now? They're just going to give up on Anon, that's it >Fluttershy, kindly, informs you that no, they know human males have a thing for girl-on-girl action so they hope to provide some >Angrily tell them the only action with any girl Anon is getting is with you OH BUCK! >No way, you did not just say that aloud >Anon's face is unreadable for a moment before he smiles widely, agreeing that with this bro there's never any shortage of action >Continue to the lineup for the first event to Applejack muttering 'We'll see about that' >rope
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>>399910 GOOD END.
>>400910 >>401012 >>401155 >>401172 Nice. I like the reverse pov. Continue please.
Leucine
>>402337 >First up is a six-legged race >This raises the issue of what the two of you are going to do >Anon lifts your forelegs up and puts an arm around your shoulders >Brings one of your forelegs around his back >O-oh gosh... >"I know you always got my back, Rainbro, so allow me to get yours this time. How about we show these ponies what we can do with with half the legs they have." >Right, right of course, that's what he's doing >"Heh, good idea on stretching out those wings to help steady yourself!" >Oh for buck's sake... At least he's got a point there >You're now lined up with the rest of the competitors, amidst a few sniggers at the oddity of your position >But you're his Rainbro, there's no way you can let him down >Race starts >You stumble and almost fall a few times at the beginning, other competitors begin to outrun you >Slowly begin to pick up speed, it turns out trying to run with 'three' legs requires less coordination than 'six' >Tyre obstacles trip up numerous other competitors >Hug yourself closer to your bro - maybe just a little tighter than you need to - to steady yourselves through it >Without stumbling once you come through >Speed through to the end, Anon's beaming as he congratulates you on such a job well done >Heh, he is kinda cute when his face is flushed like that Leucine
>>402630 >Next up is a special event for the couples with one partner as a pegasus >Anon notes that the obstacles look like larger versions of the hurdles they have back in his own world >You explain that the pegasus lifts their partner over each one >"Listen, Dash, I know you're the fastest flier there is but are you sure you can lift me? I probably weigh as much as a large earth pony." >Mull this over for a few moments, you should be okay but what would help is if he could give you some lift before the hurdle - maybe try jumping just as he reaches it >"See, that's why I like you, Rainbro, you're never short on creative ideas." >The other competitors are stretching out, pegasi limbering up their wings, some with the help of their partners >Applejack and Fluttershy move into your view with AJ pointedly rubbing Fluttershy's wings >She's moaning and stretching out, grinding her rump against Applejack >You smirk and ask anon to get a load of these two flankholes >Anon watches them for a few moments before turning back to you, his expression serious >"You know, Rainbro, I could help limber up your wings if you want. No harm in giving you as much of an edge as possible, right?" >Uh-whu? Buck yeah! That's a pretty radical idea right there! >You stretch out your wings, pulling on the muscles to stop them from trembling >Anon starts at the base, between your shoulders, delicately pressing and rubbing against the musculature along the axilla and wrist >Oh gosh... oh gosh... if there's a heaven then this has gotta be it Big macnonymous
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bah, cannot. f5. enough
Aether
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>>402640 .....oh please sir...may I have some MOAR?!
Big macnonymous
oh Aether i thought your were done well too, im one of those lurkers who liked how the stories were going, just wanted to say. i love the stories as fan-fic's, but as was said the RainBRO aspect was originally meant as just the greentext humour stories, and i think it does best as that.
Aether
>>402943 Thank ya, and agreed.
>Be chilling with Rainbro at Sugar Cube Corner >Be getting some awesome chocolate cake from Pinkie >No Applejack in site >Pinkie wheels in a huge chocolate cake >.....big enough for a pony to fit inside >Rainbro seems to notice this too >The two of you look to each other and snicker >You thank Pinkie for the cake and wheel it out >"So Anon what do you wanna do with the cake?" >"Oh I dunno...probably eat it." >Hoof to side >"Hey what the hell I thought we were bros?" >Rainbro gives shoots you a deadpan stare >You do the same to her >after a few seconds both of you burst out laughing >"I'm just glad APPLEJACK isn't here with us." >Rainbro's head is right next to the cake when she says this >Nothing > "Hmm....if Applejack was here though I'd probably have to go down on you AGAIN to get her to leave. Celestia she's bucking annoying." >Still nothing >"Anon...I can't take it anymore take me right here!" >Bam double wingboner >Yellow wings shoot out from the cake while Rainbro's shoot out from her sides >WTF Fluttershy? >"Oh.....hi Anon.....I uh.....umm.....distraction?" >"Wut?" >Hoof to the back of the skull >Black out Anonymous
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>>402943 Oh I prefer these stories to be teasing the hell out of Dash and giving her signs, but it ending in a more romantic way, like dash's stories.
Leucine
>>402640 >"Your wing muscles feel pretty supple, you know. All that training you do must be paying off." >And with that he stops massaging your muscles, the sudden feeling of the sensation being gone is rather unpleasant >You turn away, blushing hotly, more from the shameful thoughts you allowed to creep into your mind than anything else >Thankfully you can play off the continued erection of your wings as holding them ready for the race >Lining up, you stand next your bro. Yes, your bro. Remember that? Your totally non-sexual bro who you'd totally never do if you got the chance >With the countdown done you're off into the air like a shot >Your bro takes off below, a little slower than the other ponies >At the first jump you raise higher, then swoop down, catching Anon as he jumps up, the speed behind your descent providing some extra lift on the way back up >You easily clear the post by over a foot, Anon raises his thumb to you in a gesture you've come to recognise as affirmation >Lowering him back down he's into his run without missing a beat >This continues on down through the course, pegasi or their partners stumbling against the posts >Smirk as you realise your bro has been pacing himself, just as you've done >Cross the finish line with a couple hot on your trail, nonetheless >Alighting next to anon you're about to congratulate him when he gives your rump a pat >"Goddamn, you really are the best pegasus in Equestria! I'm just glad I've got you for a bro and not some flunky." >You feel your already rosy cheeks flush at the touch >Sure thing, Anon, but you're only one half of a bro sandwich >He smirks at your odd choice of analogy and leads you off towards a table laid out with cups of water Leucine
>>403127 >The rest of the even proceeds much like that, with the two of you winning most events but losing a few >It eventually comes down to a straight relay race >During it you trip on an errant rock and stumble, badly straining the muscles in your leg >The pain almost proves too much until you recall how much Anon is counting on you, there's no way Rainbro Dash would let her bro down >Stumble on, unable to use your bound wings to assist in any way >Anon runs down to meet you, almost in violation of the rules and snatches the baton from your mouth >He still pauses to shoot you a grin and pump his fist >You allow yourself to collapse onto the track, blearily watching him dart off >Darn he could be quick when he wanted to be >Moments later a loud cheer rises up from the other end of the track >A crowd of ponies run towards you and... lift you onto their backs? >They carry you to the end of the track where Anon is waiting for you, his smile wider than it's been all day >No way, it can't be Leucine
>>403140 >"Rainbro Dash, you magnificent bastard, you did it! If you hadn't kept going we would have lost!" >Suddenly you're in his arms and he's hoisting you up >You feel your hindlegs come to rest over his neck and his hands on your thighs hold you steady upon his shoulders >The cup is passed up to you and for a moment you can only stare at it >This whole thing, all this and you actually did it >You did it! >Raise it above your head and let out a cheer, ponies all around are congratulating the 'odd couple' >"Oh you ponies. Did you think we couldn't beat you at your own game? This, right here, is no girlfriend of mine; she's none other than Rainbro Dash!" >Confused whispers follow but you're too taken up by what Anon's just said >No girlfriend... but that's okay, right? You're his Rainbro and that's what's important >Yeah >Yeah! >With your spirits renewed the two of you set off for his home, laughter your companion Anonymous
Leucine
>>403145 >You're on the way back to Anon's house, still held aloft him >Insisted on carrying you since you put yourself out for him >"Hey Dash, you okay? You feel a little hot." >Oh Celestia no... not now... >Nervously inform him that it.... takes pegasi a while to cool down after that kind of exertion >Chuckling at the curiosity of pony biology he accepts it >Now back at his door he allows you to fly from his shoulders, you hover in the air, saving your leg >"Listen, you're still on for Hearts and Hooves Day, right? Might as well make a day of it." >Of course you are, any day with him is a good one >You'll bring the movies, he'll handle the drinks >Sure, sure; he bids you goodnight and retreats into his home >You flit away, stopping a few yards from the house >It wouldn't be quite right spending that particular day with him but... he's your bro so it's okay >Yeah, and you're his Rainbro; that's all you'd ever be >That's all you ever could be >But that was okay >Right? >The night air doesn't provide an answer as you fly off towards you home in the clouds, the excitement from the day painfully absent Anonymous
>>403299 Fuck, I'm hooked. Not leaving this thread soon...
Leucine
Anonymous
>>403383 No no... it doesn't feel finished!
Maybe continue onto Hearts and Hooves day?
Pleaaaase?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Aether
>>403100 >Wake up in Applejack's apple cellar >You're bound and gagged >You look around to see Rainbro's in the same predicament >You're bro is looking back at you with a look of disappointment >She probably feels bad cause she couldn't save ya >What a bro >Suddenly Applejack >"Evenin sugarcube you were out for quite a while." >Don't say anything cause...well...you can't. >"oh what the hay, I gagged ya so ya can't speak." >Well look who's motherfucking Einstein. >"Ah might as well tell ya'll my plan too. It's not like ya'll can stop me." >Oh boy here we go >"Ah gonna give ya'll a little somethin to uh...put a little fire in ya. Somethin called a...aphro-somethin or other." >Well this isn't looking good. >"Zecora's got a potion for anythin, she was more than willin to whip me up a little somethin." >She shows you a vial of some glowing blue liquid. >"If ah can't get ya ta want me Anon I'll MAKE ya want me." >you start praying to whatever god you believe in that something stop this. >Rainbro seems to almost have a hoof free >Applejack pays her no mind and instead takes the gag out of your mouth. >Second hoof free >Applejack opens the vial >Third hoof >'Come on Rainbro you got this.' >Hoof to gut >you exhale from the impact >Applejack takes advantage and pours the vial's contents down your throat >Rainbro's freed herself, beaten applejack, and rescued you, but its too late. >But wait, you feel no different >Applejack and Rainbro seem to be eyeing you in anticipation >Nothing >"Oh what the hay?" >Rainbro lifts you on to your back and takes off, breaking through Applejack's cellar door in the process Leucine
>>403401 >>403483 The OP's already made it clear he's not in favour of Anon and Dash getting together.
Besides, if I continue it, it's just going to be another bout of forced pathos. I like a GOOD END as much as the next man... look, we'll see.
Anonymous
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>>403562 I'm with you Leucine, do what you want
The thing about writing is that you will NEVER satisfy your readers, they will always want more.
just look at the story that reached part 32/2
>rope
Anonymous
Are these and the ones from the other day archived somewhere? They make me happy and sad at the same time. I like it.
>rope
>>403795 I savd the threads but dunno where to put them to share
Anonymous
>>403879 Somewhere, anywhere. These are wonderful
Anonymous
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>>389360 u sexually confused bro?
Anonymous
>rope
Anonymous
>>404338 Yay! YOU are a bro
Anonymous
Reading these amazing stories has inspired me to contribute.>Had to deal with Fluttershy yourself this morning, you make a mental note to burn your welcome mat at your next convenience >"Hey Anon, sorry I'm late." >Rainbro is hovering at your window, you let your bro inside >"Dude, it's cool. It's not like we have a schedule." >She emits a nervous laugh, "No, of course not... see, there's this new gym that opened in town. I guess business is slow 'cuz they were handing out these day passes. Thought we could check it out so I snagged us some, what do you think?" >What a bro. >"Free workout day, awesome." >This gym has all the facilities, you can't see how this place could struggle to attract customers >You work up an epic sweat and go to watch Rainbro finish up in a wind tunnel of sorts. Must be a pegasus equivalent to a treadmill >The wind dies down and she gets out to meet you, "Phew, I think I'm done here." >"Me too, let's head for the steam room. I love those things." (continued in next post)
Anonymous
>>404570 >Rainbro chuckles and slaps you on the waist, directing you to the changing rooms >Since the gym is quiet and the steam room looks empty, you decide nobody will mind if you go in towelless >Rainbro spots you in all your sweat-glistening glory >Instant wing-boner >She strikes up a conversation about anything but nudity >"So, uh... how was it?" >"Pretty great, I think I overdid it on the rowing machine. My back is gonna be sore tomorrow." >Not wanting to miss a chance like this, "You know... I borrowed a book about pony massages from Twilight. If you want, I could... you know?" >"That actually sounds really good right now, Dashie. You're such a bro." >You lean forward and let Rainbro get to work >Her hooves on your back are surprisingly not terrible; she seems to know exactly what she's doing >You begin to enjoy it >Oh fuck >Luckily, Rainbro is behind you so she can't see your inflating boner >Rainbro is concerned about how quiet you've become >"I'm sorry, I know I can't match the dexterity of your human hands..." >Raging boner. As much as you appreciate Rainbro's help, you know this isn't what you want >But why doesn't your body agree with you? >Make an excuse. "Oh shit, Fluttershy must have drugged my drinking water or something." >You run right out of the steam room, out of the gym, leaving all your stuff behind >As your boner deflates, so do Rainbro's spirits
Hey guys, I' back but I'm not sure how much I'd be able to post... Shall I try shorter stories?
Anonymous
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>>404719 Anything you want dude. Who knows, a short story may inspire something longer. Any contribution's better than none.
>rope
>>404719 >goforit.mp4 >>404368 Did the download work? I'm gonna delete the account.
Anonymous
>>404804 Yes it did. Many a thanks
Anonymous
Author of
>>404570 here. Is there hope for my writing style or should I go back to lurking this thread? Tips would also be appreciated.
Anonymous
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>>404885 This anon liked it, go for another one
>rope
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>>404872 cool. I'll leave it up for a little while for anyone else that wants it.
Anonymous
>Wake up, the eath calender on your wall telling you that you've been in equestria for amost a year. what a fun filled year that was>you say to no one as you look back on all the rape attempts, and how grateful you are to have your rainbro. >getting ready for the day, you hear the makeshift doorbell you made ring. if its fluttershy...>you look at a complex mirror system you drunkenly suggested that allows you to see the front door from any room of your house. its Apple.>you stop what your doing she doesn't make house calls.>You cautiously walk to your door while pulling your shirt over your head. >applejack knocks as you're about to finish putting your shirt on, finnishing that dayly routine. you instead open the door. >Applejack looks at your damp hair and exposed chest, and she smiles. "somepo-one's been hitting those weights, aint cha'." yeah, so I can handle myself better.>you fidget a bit, not wanting apple to be here. are you here for something? "you of course.">like you didn't know that. but her openess shocks you a bit. must be too used to flutters. "and that's what I'm gunna get" >she headbutts your gut, knocking the wind out of you and making you fall back. >applejack walks in and locks the door while you're catching your breath. "Guess tha gym aint helpen ya' much.">you sit up, getting your breath. "oh no, hun, that won't do.">hoof in the face. >black out. >wake up in bed with RD and apples tustling beside you. >you try to help RD but you're tied down. >Rainbowdash takes care of applejack and unties you.
>>405363 2/2?
>You hug her happily, but suddnely stop, remembering proper bro behavior. >You bro hoof, and notice her extended wings and slight blush. Was apple more of a challenge than you thought?
>She looks confused for a split-second "Yeah, she has alot of fight in her."
Oh yeah, think I could make you something for breakfast? I haven't eaten yet and I'm starving.
>she laughs. "You, COOK? That HAS to be a joke."
pinkies been giving lessons, I'm alot better than before.
>you remember the time youalmost made pinkies kitchen unusable. >you'er still paying for the damages. Plus I cook with enough beer to get anyone drunk off their ass!
>knew this would incite her ego. "Bet'cha can't get me drunk!"
>you cook with so much booze that you almost feel like you're going to drink your breakfast. >add eating contest. >once finished, RD wins and you're drunk. >it's not even noon. "what, can't take anymore?"
>her smug grin is taunting you a bit, but you don't mind, shes your bro. you're... one amazing pony, you know that?
>your drunk self decides to voice your opinions rather than think them. >she blushes "you really think so?"
of course! You can drink, fly faster thyan I can understand, stop the others from getting in my pants, and are the most important person to me.
>her wings are extended. "you're drunk"
>she sighs. it's true! Why do you think you're my bro?
>her next sigh is a dissapointed on, and her wings fold back to her sides. "get some sleep, anon, I'll be back before dinner."
>shes gone before you can protest
...So how was that? SOrry if you thought there'd be more, these f**king library comps have time limits.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>405864 It was pretty good, being more consistent on greentexting would make it easier to read.
Also, any shyfags or lurkers, if you want to have a go then please do. These stories are good more often than not (Although they do take FOREVER)
Albert Reginald
>>396380 Don't open the image quite yetApologies gentlemen. Stupid computer screwin' around last night. Couldn't continue and lack of sleep stopped me in my seat. Continuing just for the hell of it. I don't like to leave things unfinished.
>Walking in Everfree Forest against better judgement >Wondering where the fuck this bunny is >Ponder the origin of the word bunny >Fucking trip >Land in a random bush >Hear something like a foot or, oh fuck I hope not, a hoof tapping on the ground >Climb out of the bushes into a clearing Open image
>See this >Angel seems impatient >Like he was waiting for you Ninja Mode activated
>Quickly turn around >Fluttershy fluttering towards you with a cloth and a bottle of chloroform >"Um...Hi Anon. I was going to ask, what does this cloth smell like to you?" "Really, Fluttershy?"
>She directs her attention to Angel >"Oh you found him! Thank you so much, Anon. Here, let's take this shortcut out of the forest so we can get back to my cottage." >Suspect a trap >Follow her through some bushes and fallen branches >Don't really take note of the branches >Fall through branches into a pit >Black out 3/?
Anonymous
>>404587 >Your brain is flipping its shit all night >You attempt to rationalise your thoughts through internal monologue >”It was just a boner, I’m sure it happens to the best of bros from time to time. It’s no big deal.” >”It’s not as though I’ve been getting any since I ended up here… yeah, that’ll be why.” >Feeling content with your justification, you fall asleep. >Wake up a little earlier than usual, take the opportunity to relieve some stress. Don’t want a repeat of yesterday’s performance. Not in front of your Rainbro >Sat on the toilet and fuelled by pure imagination, you get to work pumping your junk >Even though it’s been a while, it’s still difficult for your internet porn-fed mind. Having not seen a human girl all this time doesn’t help >Almost there >Knock at the window >Too far gone to answer it, you shout out “Just a minute” >You quickly clean up and straighten out your clothes >Another knock >Must be Rainbro. Fluttershy would get tired and try the door >Power walk back into your bedroom with your best poker face. >Rainbro is holding your gym bag in her mouth, she leans in with it. >”Here, you must have forgotten to pick this up on your way outta the gym.” >Rainbro passes you the bag. You open it to find your clothes washed and neatly folded >Even though she hardly ever has to do any, Rainbro hates laundry >”Thanks, bro.” >Awkward silence >You notice Rainbro’s nostrils flaring as she samples the air >Can she smell what you just did? >Rainbro turns to your bookshelf to hide herself blushing I have a rough idea of where this is going.
Albert Reginald
>>406287 >Darkness. Darkness everywhere. >Feel as if dangling in the air >Try to move around "I'm in a fucking sack."
>Thrash around in attempt to escape >Don't really think it through >Hear a Fluttershy-esque squeak before falling >Falling >Falling >Oh fuck falling >"I gotcha!" myfuckingbro.jpg
>Hear Rainbro yell out before the falling stops abruptly >Almost immediately feel the ground after getting caught >Realize you were that close to biting it >Sack gets ripped open >Crawl out >"That was close. What were you doing in that sack, Anon?" "Fucking Fluttershy"
>Rainbow blushes "Nonono. I mean she did this. Probably trying to rape me...again."
>"Oh, well she almost got you killed!" "Yeah, luckily my bro was there to save my skin."
>She looks slightly downtrodden >"Yeah...no problem." >She forces a smile "Brohoof?"
>"Brohoof..." whatabro.jpg
Eh, not really that great. But it was a first attempt.
Anonymous
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>>406466 likewherethisisgoing.jpg
Anonymous
Albert Reginald
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>>406466 Yeah, I could use some moar of this. CONTINUE
Anonymous
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>>406466 FUCKING UPDATE FAGGOT
But seriously, considering posting my own as a aspiring writefag but I'm a pro lurker.
Anonymous
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>>406466 Bumping in hopes that this Guy comes back.
Leucine
>>403299 Not everyone can see past your differences, not everyone can accept your feelings and not every Rainbro gets a happy ending.
>Morning and with it comes the glorious light of another wonderful day >Maybe you'll get to spend some quality time with your bro >You roll onto your back, stretching out as you think of Anon and the great time yesterday >Your limbs are a little sore and your back leg still hurts to walk on - you assume - but all in all it was great >The trophy from the contest sits proudly among your collection, he'd insisted you take it with you >Yeah, today should be just another... great... day... >You roll onto your side, burying your head into your pillow as your recall just what day it is >Bucking Hearts and Hooves Day no less >Every couple in Ponyville is going to get together and perform every clichéd romantic gesture they can >And what are you doing? >You smile, quite suddenly, recalling that you've got some movies lined up >Movies... maybe you can find something a little less conventional to do with your time >Something with more excitement, something more awesome, more... radical >Yeah, you're the Dash, you got this! Anonymous
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>>407366 inb4 Anon found another mare
Anonymous
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>>407396 Keep going, and I agree, not every Rainbro should get a happy ending.
Leucine
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>>406466 I, too, am curious to see where this goes.
Anonymous
>>406466 Shorter one this time.
>She chooses the first thing that grabs her attention >A blank picture frame on its display stand >”Who displays a picture frame with nothing in it?” >”What? No- I mean I just picked that up at the market. Useless really.” >You take it off her and stuff it into a drawer >This is all too agonising >”Come on, Rainbro. Let’s blow this dump and get ourselves a drink. I don’t know about you but I could really do with one right now.” >”The won’t be any bars open at this time of day, but there’s always… the stash” >”There’s a stash now?” >”Oh, just a little something I’ve been saving. Was meant for a special occasion but now’s a good a time as any.” >A thought floats through your head “It’s always a special occasion with you, Rainbro.” >Where the fuck did that come from? >”Sounds awesome, I could do with some fresh air.” Anonymous
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>>406466 >>406835 >>407396 I'm requesting moar, good sirs
Anonymous
Aether
>>403497 Man I'm loving all these, stories keep it up guys.
>Two of you in the air >How the fuck is she lifting you in her hooves? >Don't bother questioning it further >As you fly you feel a little weird >What DID Applejack give you? >Ponyville in distance puts your mind at ease >Rainbro sets you down >Thank her with a brohoof >she's staring intently at your hand in the brohoof >"What's up Rainbro?" >"Anon...is that normal?" >You look down and see that you've brohoofed your bro with a....hoof. >The two of you stare intently at this new found phenomenon on your hand. >You scream in terror >Rainbro screams in terror >The two of you look at each other and scream. >You take off running noticing you've now got hooves for feet as you run. >You're screaming gets the attention of passing mares and stallions >They start freaking out at the site of you >Ponyville in panic >Pinkie opens her window to see what's goin on >Pinkie sees you and she gets scared >says you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air Anonymous
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I've been too busy to post much, but wow....this thread got LONG!
Anonymous
>>408693 >Pinkie sees you and she gets scared >says you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air you gotta be shitting me
Anonymous
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>>408693 Points for not using spaghetti.
Anonymous
>>407876 >”It’s around here somewhere…” >You’re a little way into the Everfree forest, Rainbro’s stash must have been well hidden. >”Got it!” >Rainbro tugs at a rope handle buried in leaves, opening a wooden trapdoor concealing a shallow hole >See a crate containing half a dozen wine bottles which have all been re-corked >You know what’s going on here >”I didn’t know my buddy Rainbro made her own moonshine.” >She suddenly had a wicked smile on her face >”This isn’t just any moonshine. I made this with the teensiest bit of poison joke.” >”Is that safe?” >”Probably.” >”Let’s get this shit open!” >This is some strong stuff. It tastes spicy and a little bitter >You like it >You quickly forget everything that happened this morning, you and Rainbro are back to your old selves, breaking out into unstoppable laughter over trivial stuff and generally being bros. >Your sides hurting after a particularly inane fart joke >”You have to give me the reci-“, you’re talking in Rainbro’s voice >Rainbro doesn’t seem shocked at all, instead she’s started laughing again >Your voice: ”That’ll be the poison joke, man” >”We could have fun with this…” Anonymous
>>408693 I hope you finish this properly, I really do.
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>>408906 >”Is that safe?” >”Probably.” >”Let’s get this shit open!” lulz
Anonymous
Anonymous
why are there 2 good greentext stories that have just stopped here?
>>406466 >>407396 Leucine
>>407396 Is it obvious that I've no idea what this thing Dash has planned is and I'm now stalling? Ah, the follies of making these up as I go along...
>First stop is Sugarcube Corner >Pinkie's already at the front counter, humming happily to herself while twirling a few candy canes >Slam your hoof down on it and tell her you're going to need the strongest chocolate liqueurs she's got >There's a bro out there that needs his sweet tooth and his gut satisfied >"Oooh! Are they for that big, super special surprise you planned?" >No, that was yesterday, didn't she see the race? >"Nope! I wanted to go but Mrs. Cake reminded me what happened he last time I brought Mr. Cake to it and I knew nopony would want a repeat of that! You know they never got the stains out of the town square..." >You sigh exasperatedly and ask if this has a point >"Of course it does! I couldn't go to the fair but even I knew what you were doing there. But it's not going to work, Dashie." >It's hard not to laugh nervously, asking her what she's talking about >"When you were out with Anon I got one of my combos. It's one I really don't like getting but I guess it's got to happen sometime." >Okay, now this is getting freaky; a combo and it somehow involves Anon? >"Uh-huh. It was a tail stretch, ankle knock, eye flutter." >She just sits there looking at the floor dejectedly, as if that's the only explanation needed and obviously you know what's going on here Leucine
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>>409716 >You ask her what that one is >"It means somepony's heart is going to be broken. And I knew it couldn't be Twilight or Applejack or Fluttershy or even Rarity 'cause they don't really love love him." >Pinkie, this isn't funny, you're not in love with your bro, okay? >She's almost in tears now, her voice quavering as she speaks >"I'm just telling you what I felt, Dashie. I'm really, really sorry but you gotta trust me that it's still gonna be okay, okay?" >Stop it, just stop it, Pinkie! You are not in love with him and even if you were - which you're totally not - there's no way he'd just up and say no >"Just promise me you'll be okay." >She's practically pleading with you, her eyes wide but lacking the usual shine that gives them their comical air >Tell her you will, this is your bro there's nothing you can't handle one he's got your back >She lets you go, with the chocolates stashed in your saddlebags, but you can't shake the icy feeling developing in the pit of your stomach Aether
>>408992 >>408861 Well the people have spoken.
I'll get to it in a bit
Anonymous
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>>409333 I believe
>>407876 continues from
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>day in equestria: 2 >you awake in a bed of clouds, and for a second think you've dies and that god does exist. >then you remember yesterday and pride yourself in knowing you didn't get up thinking you died. >you head back to rainbowdash's living room, where she is sleeping sprawled out all over the couch. >with a smile you find a spot to sit that she isnt occupying, and wait for her to wake up. >that doesn't mean you stare at her, you just chill there. ...I wonder what she's dreaming.>you think aloud, but in a whisper, you don't want to disturb your bro. >as if in repsponce to your question she murmurs something you don't understand and she changes her position. I wonder what she said...>you glance over. Somehow her new sleeping position gives you an open view of her marehood. >you almost jump and yell but you remember she's asleep, so instead you look away quickly and try to forget that image. Dude, this is your bro, forget what you just saw. ...damn that bastard between your legs... That's a horse. Not a woman to be viewed sexually.>dash finds it appropriate to emerge from her slumber, right while your in the middle of a mental Anti-boner pep talk. "Seth?">RD looks at you sleepily. Yeah? "how long have you been there?">you chuckle. Just for a minute, you know when you sleep you look almost like you're about to fight someone.>she looks at you funny, like she's unsure how to react. >what you don't tell her is that in the back of your mind you thought it was cute. "you hungry?" Hay yeah!>of course your hungry! She sits up and runs an eye with her hoof. "let's go to pinkies then." Don't you have any food? "yeah but pinkies food is better than leftovers.">so you get ready for the day, kind of annoyed that you only have one outfit.
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>>409728 >Two of you in the air >How the fuck is she lifting you in her hooves? >Don't bother questioning it further >As you fly you feel a little weird >What DID Applejack give you? >Ponyville in distance puts your mind at ease >Rainbro sets you down >Thank her with a brohoof >she's staring intently at your hand in the brohoof >"What's up Rainbro?" >"Anon...is that normal?" >You look down and see that you've brohoofed your bro with a....hoof. >The two of you stare intently at this new found phenomenon on your hand. >You scream in terror >Rainbro screams in terror >The two of you look at each other and scream. >You take off running noticing you've now got hooves for feet as you run. >You're screaming gets the attention of passing mares and stallions >They start freaking out at the site of you >Ponyville in panic >Rainbro comes outta nowhere and picks you up again. >"What the buck is wrong with you Anon?" >"You think I know?! I'm a damn pony!" >Transformation complete >"I'm taking you to Zecora." >RD being the bro she is she's willing to help. >Fucking Zebras and their voodoo magic. I believe I'm stepping out in to the minefield again. Wish me luck.
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Aether
>>410604 >The two of you get to Zecora's hut. >Both of you knocking frantically >Zecora opens her and the two of you rush in. >"Zecora, Applejack got something from you what was it?" >She looks from RD to you, then back to her. >Zecora's shaking her head. >She then goes in to some rhyming couplet >You're able to get out the point of her rhyme >Applejack wasn't paying attention and she grabbed the wrong potion on her way out. >You ask her why the hell she'd make anything like what you've drank in the first place. >Zecora looks over at RD >You're too busy looking over yourself to notice >Zecora lets you know your little fiasco will only last until the end of the day >You thank whatever god you believe in that this shit isn't permanent >Fuck being a pony. >She pushes the two of you out of her hut, saying something in rhyme about having work to do >"So....uh....Anon...what are we gonna do till this...uh...little problem ends?" >You look down at yourself, then back to your Rainbro >"You still got some of that stash left?" >"Damn right I do." >"Then you gotta ask?" >RD picks you up and away you two go again. >She drops you off at your place >Luckily the panic has died down >You try to go inside, your new hooves keep you from opening your door >You wish you still had hands >Rustle in the bushes next to your house >"Anon?" >Fucking Fluttershy. Aether
>>410906 >"Anon....you look different." >"Look what we have here a regular fucking Sherlock." >Fluttershy starts walking around you, looking you over. >Even with just her stare you feel violated in some way. >"Well, see ya." >she starts to take off >"Wait...aren't you going to do some half assed attempt at raping me?" >"Why would I do that?" >Give her your best deadpan stare you can given the circumstances >"Oh, well...I uh.....I only wanted to rape you cause you're were a human Anon, you were something unique, now you're like everyone else." >You actually feel somewhat hurt from her statement >But mostly good cause this means Fluttershy won't be trying anything else today. >She doesn't even give you a second glance as she flies off. >You go back to trying to work your door. >Fuck it lets use this new body >You step back a bit then run full speed at your door. >Door wins. >you slide down your door and land in a small heap on your steps. >Fuck you door. >You try again and fail >You try again and fail >God damn it why do you keep failing? >Fuck it go through your window >Glass everywhere, you'll take care of it tomorrow. >You take a seat on your couch and await Rainbro.
>>410500 >Once that's out of the way, you once again get ontop of rainbow dash and she flies away, landing just outside of pinkie's. >head inside and sit at a table. You notice how the chairs oddly suit you better than ponies. >pinkie comes over. "Hi Seth! Hi Dashie!"
>her bouncing is almost funny. >she looks at your smile. She smiles. "somep0n3s in a good mood! So what do you want?"
>you try to order as many foods from earth you can remember that don't have meat in them. It's not a lot. >it turns out they have everything you asked for. >eat like a sir. > when it's gone, lean back and rub your full belly in contentment. >RD giggles. >you wonder how someone as tomboyish as rainbow dash can have such a cutesy giggle, but she's still a mare, right? > you look outside. It's fucking nice out. Its so nice you hear your inner writer at beginning a lengthy description of ever minute detail of what you see. >it's half over when you realize Dashie's staring at you. Huh?
"I asked if you wanted to see my flying."
Oh... Yeah.
>you forgot. Sorry writefag, you'll have to continue another time. >the both of you leave and you walk to the park. This time, you realize, the ponies seem less afraid of you. At least at first glance. >get to the Park and you find a nice tree to sit under and RD takes off and goes on to blow your mind with her flying maneuvers. >half-heartedly consider figuring out how to do something from earth to impress dashie. >remember you don't have anything to teach you something she'd be amazed at. >stop thinking and enjoy the show. >after about an hour she lands gracefully beside you. "How was that?"
Amazing!
"As always."
Aether
>>411091 >RD comes knocking two hours later >She's capable of opening your front door unlike you >"So....uh...I guess you had a problem getting huh Anon?" >"Pretty much. So what'd you bring?" >"Oh I got the good shit. It's a little something I wiped up myself. Little bit of what I call 'Hard Cider.'" >Name sounds intriguing. You want some of what she's got. >She happily passes you a bottle. >"And I'm supposed to open this how?" >Rainbow opens both her container and yours. >what sorcery is this? >You decide it against your better judgement to ask her how she opens bottles without hands. >Pour some of the contents down your throat clumsily holding it in your hooves. >You immediately regret it >You're throat now feels like its on fire. >When the feeling finally goes away you look over to see RD in the floor laughing her ass off. >"What's wrong Anon? Too strong for you?" >You pokerface >"It's not bad, I could probably handle more than you could though." >"Is that a challenge?" >"Indeed it is." >To establish your credibility you down the contents of your bottle. Immediately regretting it. >Why would you do such a thing to yourself? >Dash does the same, unlike you she's just fine. >"Alright Anon I accept. Let's go for round two." >2 bottles later you're completely fucking gone. >The only thing you could probably do is just sit there, even that seems daunting as your teetering over the edge of your couch. >"Whoa look at the *hic* high roller." >Dash finishes off her fourth bottle, beating you. >"Hey *hic* I won. Anonymous
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I think its time I contrib. Workin on a story, wont post til done. I hate waiting for new stuff, and if by god mine is somewhat enjoyable, i want new content faster :P might be a hr or 2 tho...
Aether
>>411419 >She smiles to herself and falls over. >Yeah she's about as far gone as you if not more so. >"I...I almost....al...had...yeah." >"Ha that didn't even make sense." >You lie back on your couch. >You reach out to try to touch your ceiling for some random reason. >"H...hey Anon?" >"Yeah bro?" >"I...I *hic* got somethin to...to tell ya." >"Yeah?" >"I....for..a...for *hic* a long time I uh...." >No response >"I...love you Anon..*hic* I..can't jus.....just be your bro anymore." >No response >"Anon....?" >She shakily pulls herself over to you >You're passed the fuck out >Instead of being disappointed she's laughing to herself. >"Sill..silly *hic* Anon." >She curls up on your couch, using you as a pillow she passes the fuck out. >Morning comes a bit sooner than you'd want. >The bright light pouring in through your open window wakes you up first. >Oh god the pain >Your head feels like someone took a hammer to your skull. >You reach up and gingerly rub your head >You open your eyes to find that you've got your hands back. >You're too hungover to celebrate >You look next to your couch and see your empty bottles from last night. >You feel its probably best not to try Rainbow's stash again but you know the two of you will be pounding them back again in no time. >Rainbow begins to stir Aether
>>411690 >At some point during you're ponified adventure your clothes had came off. >At some point in the night after you humanized she'd moved down to your crotch >When she wakes she's not in as bad of a condition as you are >However she gets to see a good bit of your morning wood when she wakes up. >'Pompf' >Wing boner engaged >"Well....I....uh..." >Shadow staring at you from the window. >Fluttershy sees that you're human again. >"Hi Anon I see someone tried to break in last night. Do you need someplace to stay for..." >She sees the compromising position you and Dash are in. >"Oh my...I'll come back later." >Thank Celestia Rainbro can be a bro without even trying for the most part. >Notice RD staring at your package >"Hey bro....you mind uh....not staring and getting off?" >RD snaps out of it. >"Oh uh...sorry Anon." >She slinks off of you and stands in front of your couch, facing you. >"Anon....do you remember what I said last night?" >You rub your aching head >Last night feels like a big blur to you >"All I remember was pounding a few drinks back with my bro and passing out." >RD breathes a sigh of relief she didn't blow it with you last night. >"Hey Anon....do you want to hang out again tonight? I'll help you clean up the glass and stuff." >whatabro.jpeg >"I swear you're the best pegasi anyone can have, you're such a great friend." >"Y...yeah a friend....I'll see you Anon...thanks for last night." >You tell her that you should be thanking her. >She blushes a bit. >"See ya later Anon." >She walks herself outside and takes off in to the morning sky. >You wonder what tonight holds for you >Your hangover prevents you from caring further at the moment. Aether
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>>411985 ending this story here just so you guys know
Aether
bumping to keep thread alive, will return within the hour or less.
Anonymous
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>>411292 Keep going, I'm liking this.
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Eventually this will be scanned... and we'll be here
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I love this thread too much to leave.
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Heres A teaser of my story, full story will be posted tomorrow when I get around to it. Hope its not complete shit.>Anon quickly jumps out of bed, heart racing. >your nightmare, once again, has interuped your peaceful slumber >As you sit there trying to relax, you recall your dream. >every week you dream it atleast once, and it still bothers you as much as it did the first time you had it about 3 months ago >In the dream you are an old man, walking through a dark, empty ponyville. >you keep looking for lights or signs of life, but none are in sight >Theres a deep dark feeling of being all alone in the world >But then theres always a flash, and BAM! you always wake up with your heart racing >You slowly recall where you are, and then it hits you. The headache and pain. "Ugh, fucking sun!">After another night of drinking with rainbow dash, you forgot to close the curtans before crashing... again. >stumble to your feet, go take a cold shower and prep for the day >after getting dressed, you go downstairs. >Be glad to see a note on the table, and a basket of bread, muffins, and other baked goods. >read the note
Aether
>>412252 Did all the other writfags leave?
>Be day 248 in Ponyville >Today is your supposed birthday >The calender the ponies have here are different from the ones back on earth so you've no idea what day your birthday falls here. >You told this to your Rainbro who told your buddy Pinkie >Pinkie decided today should be your birthday >Boom party in full swing in your home >She's brought her patented party canon so you can imagine the streamers, ballons, cake, etc. >All in all its a pretty damn good day. >You've yet to see Fluttershy or Applejack >You're not worried about either of them trying something here in front of all these ponies. >You relax and enjoy yourself. >suddenly rainbro with a bowl of punch being set up. >You walk up to her curious about the punch. "So Rainbro what you got in that thing?"
>"Punch." >facepalm "You know what I mean."
>"Oh THAT. It's a surprise Anon, why don't you have a taste?" >She pours you a cup of punch >No matter how many times you see it you still can't figure out how ponies can actually grab anything without using magic. >you down the contents of the punch. >you can taste the punch but you know for a fact she put some liquor in to it. >Dat Rainbro really wants you to have fun today. 1/?
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>>414196 I still exist, I just want to do some other stories. I've done 3 of these now. I'm sitting in another thread, but it's pretty damn empty. Maybe I'll come back here later and do ANOTHER one.
Aether
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>>414294 Well its good to see ya back. Just well....wait more threads like this are empty? Damn guess its losing popularity?
Aether
>>414196 >You go to pour more but Rainbow stops you >"Now Anon we can't have you getting drunk off your ass just yet. Mingle, have fun, stay away from Fluttershy, you know..the usual things ya do at a birthday party." "......riiiiiight. Yeah I think I'm gonna go and mingle....yeah. But."
>you wrap an arm around your bro "I wan't my favorite pegasus with me while I do so."
>RD turns her head to hide the blush, can't hide the wing boner though. "Hey Dash, why do your wings always flare out like that?"
>"Oh uh....yeah its..uh...from flying so much that's it." "Oh, well maybe you should stay off em for today, its not like you'll be leaving my side anytime soon."
>The two of you chuckle amongst yourselves. >The party is in full swing, there's music playing some dancebeat in the corner >A good portion of the ponies are out in your living room dancing >You're actually happy about this >Not this many humans celebrated your birthday in such a way before on earth >You smile to yourself and with your bro in tow you mingle. 2/?
Anonymous
Oh god, why aren't there any writefags left around here
Anonymous
Anonymous
This thread is too good to die ;_;
Aether
>>415428 >>415429 >>415448 Still here just browsing other threads, idk where the others went off to.
Anonymous Fellow
Must I, a lurker continue this thread for the time being?
Anonymous
>>415490 Destiny has chosen you.
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>>415482 Keep writing, we're still loyally stal- I mean, lurking your stories.
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This thread better not die :(
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
I just wanted to write something BESIDES Rainbro, that's all :( Now I feel bad because you guys are going hungry. I'm gonna go write a different story over the next howeverlongthesethingstake and then come back here and do another one for you guys. Don't go to bed.
Anonymous
Aether
>>414578 3/?
>You've got to meet up with a few of the ponies you've met during your stay here. >Lyra's still obsessed with trying to become a human >Berry Punch is....wow she's drunk surprise >Derpys well...being derpy >She hands you a homemade muffin as a gift before you and RD go off to another part of your house. >As you eat your gift you realize you've never had a muffin this good before in your life. >"Heh, Anon Derpy may...well....derp. But she makes the best muffins in town....even Pinkie's jealous. >You nod, licking your fingers to taste the sweet goodness that derp eyed pony gave you. >Suddenly Flutterskank >"H...hi Anon...happy birthday." >she smiles, covering half of her face with her hair as she does so. >She hands you a rectangular box >Oh god what's inside it. >"O...open it Anon." >You raise an eyebrow but open it anyway >It's a yellow fleshlight with pink butterflies on it >You calmly close the box and look up >Flutters is gone >"So whadya get Anon?" "You don't wanna know."
>You contemplate setting your flutterpresent on fire but that'd raise too many questions Anonymous
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Bumping! PLease keep this thread alive!
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Another bump here
Anonymous Fellow
>>415507 Day 389 in Ponyville
>Eating breakfast of Oats >Fucking Ponies >Begin thinking about how many times Fluttershy has tried to rape you >On average more than 3 times a day >389 days > She has tried to rape you over a thousand times. >Fucking Fluttershy.jpg >Leave for park, meeting Rainbro Dash today >She is practicing her flying routine as usual >Lie down on grass and wait for her to finish >A few minutes later she lands and walks over to you >”Hey Anon, how was it” >Tell her it was fucking magnificent, which incidentally, it was >She blushes slightly but regains her composure >”Want to grab a bite to eat?” >You are still kinda full from the Oats but obviously say yes, she is your Rainbro after all >Walk into restaurant and see Fluttershy >FuckShitFuck >She sees you and walks over >”Oh hey Anon, what are you doing here? Come and sit with Apllejack and me” >Applejack too, great >Rainbro thinks fast and tells FLuttershy that you two are on a date >Fluttershy slightly surprised, but you can see the doubt on her face >You shout: Yeah we bucked last night too >Fluttershy now looks too embarrassed to stay around you and Dash >Rainbro gets you two a table... Someone else finish this, going to bed. Hope this thread is alive in the morning.
Aether
>>415641 4/?
>You chuck your present in to the nearest trashcan >RD shoots you a dirty look >"Oh come on Anon it couldn't of been THAT bad." "It was a yellow fleshlight."
>RD jaw drops, blush and wing boner present. "You've really gotta do something about your wings bro. Does it hurt?"
>RD blushing more now, she's trying to fold her wings back but she's having a hard time. >"Uh...gimmie a moment Anon....I'll get them down." >You shrug >You can't help but laugh a little at your bro's expense. >RD cuts her eyes at you >You decide it'd be best to stop laughing. >Getting that bit out of the way you guys continue on, saying hi here and there, birthday hugs, congratulations, etc etc. >Music switches over to something with a steady beat >Hey its your party why not live it up a little? >You tell your bro you're gonna go show em what ya got. >You head on out on to the 'dance floor' and start well what YOU'D call dancing >It looks like Twilight's been teaching you how to dance. >You don't notice Applejack make her way towards you on the dance floor. Anonymous
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Performing heart compressions now! Don't you die on me!
Anonymous
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Stay with us here
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BREATHE!!! BREATHE DAMNIT!! *CPR ensues* DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! I NEED A DEFIBULATOR OVER HERE!!!
Anonymous
Been watching these threads for the past few days. Guess I'll contribute. >Wake up. >Immediately wish you didn't. >You and your Rainbro went hard last night at the bar. >Attempt to open eyes. >myeyes.gif >Your stupid wasted ass left the blinds open. >Get up and blindly fumble over to the window and shut them. >"Eep!" >Fucking Fluttershy. She was probably watching you while you slept. >You're hardly fazed anymore. This has become the norm for you. >Stumble to the bathroom and do your routine, feeling a lot better after a shower. >Start checking yourself out in the mirror. Ever since you and Rainbro have been working out you've actually gotten pretty cut. >imthesexiest.png >Decide to forego your shirt for now. >In the kitchen, making yourself some breakfast. >KNOCK KNOCK >ohboyherewego.jpg 1/?
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>>416327 >Like a fucking ninja you creep up to the door. >Look through the peep hole. >Its your Rainbro. >Undo the innumerable locks and chains on your steel front door and open it. >"Hey an-" she realizes you're shirtless and looks away with a blush. >You arch a brow and ask if somethings wrong. >"Y-you should put a shirt on dude. I saw Flutters trying to get into your window...I chased her off though." >What a bro. >You thank her, you don't know what you'd do if she wasn't in your life. >"A-anon..." >You thank her again for being such an awesome bro. >Dash wilts a bit but laughs it off. "Yeah...no problem bro." >Explain you were actually just checking our your progress in the mirror. >"Progress?" >You grin and flex, showing off your raw manliness that is the result of you and Rainbro working out. >Dash's blush goes several shades deeper and her wings half-lift off her back. >What's the deal with that? >She mumbles something about flying and muscles. 2/?
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>>415845 5/?
>"Howdy Anon...them some...uh...fancy moves ya got there." >You keep going, ignoring Applejack and the fact that you look like you're having a mild stroke >"Anon ah got ya a gift, ah put it upstairs for yah. Just so yah know an all." >She departs >Lolwut she's not gonna rape ya? >something's seriously wrong >Neither Applejack nor Flutterskank have tried anything other than be mildly annoying >You suspect something big in the works. >Fuck it you'll worry about it later >Back to your stroke.....I mean dance >Music ends >everyone in the building is giving you the oddest of stares >no fucks were given >You find your bro, her wings have finally gone down >She's laughing hysterically >"Anon..you..you were really somethin out there." >she falls on her back yucking it up "Yeah real funny bro. You shoulda my back out there Dash. You've got a strike against ya now bro."
>"What's that mean Anon?" "Mean you keep it up and we won't be bros anymore."
>Jaw drops >You laugh "Relax Rainbro I'm joking, I wouldn't be anything without my bro to get my back."
>You pat her on the shoulder and she smiles >"Yeah don't freak my out like that Anon." yes yes I realize its getting a bit ficy but I'm not hearing any complaints yet.
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>>416364 >Speaking of muscles, you're glad shes here. You're worried that you may have hit a plateu. >Kneel down and take one of her hooves, putting it on your abs. >Dash's eyes widen and her wings shoot straight off her back. >Start explaining how you've noticed a lack of growth over the past few weeks and ask if she has any advice. >Rainbro doesn't answer, starts to slide her hoof up to your pecs. >Don't think anything of it. After all, shes your bro, and shes fit as fuck. Shes probably just getting a feel for your muscles to give you some fitness advice. >Her hoof continues to wander to your arms when you notice her wings. >They are practically fucking PULSING. >Is she alright? >Dash blinks and jumps back laughing nervously. "Y-yeah! Totally. Hehe...we're still on for the gym later right? >Of course. The two of you brohoof. >"Great! Well! See ya there!" >Before you can say anything she's off like a shot. >One of these days you've gotta ask why she does that. >Suddenly a rustle in the bushes, a flash of yellow. >A second later you are in your house rescuring the locks. >KNOCK KNOCK >Fucking Flutterapist. >Ignore it and get back to breakfast. 3/?
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>>415835 >there she goes with the blushing again >almost impaled the waiter with her wings >waiter completely unfazed >"And what could I get for the darling couple?" >Tell him your just a couple bros looking for a bite to eat >see rainbros eyes moist over >I guess the food does smell pretty good >end up ordering some haybacon strips >what the fuck, its just hay >dash gives you a deadpan look >"well duh" >"but if its just hay, why call it-" >dash sudenly interrupts >feel breathing down your neck >turn around >fucking applejack Anonymous
>>416393 May or may not continue.
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your doing great aether. dont stop.
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>>416419 haybacon strips
>Iseewutyoudidthur >>416432 I say go for it
>>416436 I've got maybe two posts left in me. College and all that in a few hours gotta get at least some sleep. I'll be leaving it in the hands of Anonomoose. I can trust anonomoose right?
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Attention all writefags in this thread. I LOVE YOU. Seriously, keep it up.
Anonymous
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Another bump, I'm sticking around until Aether finishes up.
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>>408906 Author here, I'll be using this name from now on
>You and Rainbro only made it between one bottle of that stuff between you but it was enough to get you reasonably drunk >Heading into town, not wanting to pass up on some grade-A pranks >Still getting used to your new (and hopefully temporary) voice >Spot Cheerilee >You both hide behind some bushes. You’ve got this one >trying to mimic Rainbro’s natural cadence, “Oh, I just wish the other ponies would understand. It’s not easy being the only lesbian in Ponyville.” >Cheerilee’s face lights up “Was that you, Rainbow Dash?” >Rainbro is protesting quietly but heatedly >”Rainbow Dash?” >You fail to suppress a giggle >Cheerilee looks like she’s been slapped “Oh, I see how it is…” and slowly wanders off. >Rainbro seems pissed off. You guess Cheerilee wasn’t a fair target. >”Hey, over there” Rainbro points to a distant yellow smudge >Fluttershy >Rainbro is still game Aether
>>416377 6/?
>Hours later the party still going fairly strong >A few ponies have left being sure to thank Pinkie for the party and wishing you a happy birthday of course. >few more hours >sun is beginning to set >The only remaining ponies are the mane 6, Derpy, and of course Berry Punch >Berry's out cold from drinking the majority of your punch so she doesn't really count >Pinkie, being the little bundle of energy she is comes bounding up to you >"Hey Anon, now that everyone's gone ready to kick this party up a notch?" "Hmm? I'm not so sure I get what ya mean Pinkie."
>She pulls out a bottle from what seems like thin air >Spin the bottle, really? >"You ready to play Anon?" "Pinkie, you do realize I'm a human."
>"Yup." "And the rest of you are mares."
>"Yup." "Assuming I say yes you do realize the consequences of interspecies interaction...in that sense right?"
>"Yup." "Buck it I'm gonna need a drink before I can answer you......well a few drinks."
>You head over to what remains of the punch and begin to throw back cup after cup of it. >After you feel you got a good buzz goin on you go ahead and say yes. >You pray to Celestia you don't regret tomorrow. Yeah I gotta stop here guys sorry. :*( If this thread 404's I got this story on back up so when its revived again I can continue from where I left off. I just hope the others do the same with their stories.
Anonymous
Aether, I'm begging you to keep it up, all of your greentext has been awesome
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>>417013 If I didn't have college classes at 8am I'd stay. I promise that if this thread 404's I will revive it when I return.
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>>416901 With any luck a few other rainbro fans will keep it going through the night, thanks for the great writing!
Anonymous
>>416419 >applejacks carrying something in her teeth >thats a lot of leather >shes staring at you >like, RIGHT at you >"well howdy there, sugar cube. I think you and me got some unfinished bisinuss to take care of." >wat >you politely ask her if she understands the concept of subtlety >she thinks your speakin in fancy >you then unpolitely tell her to fuck off >"Nuthin doin. I'm gonna rape you here and now" >again, subtlety >where'd rainbro go? >look up >shes on the goddamn ceiling >applejack also looks up >rainbow tackles her to the ground from the goddamn ceiling >see a hole in the floor where applejack used to be >rainbow climbs out >flashes you a winning smile >wings are out again >must be exertion >then her face gets really red >probably also exertion >give thanks to the dash almighty >epic brohoof >exit the resturaunt >Oh no >its fluttershy again dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
I'm finishing up my other story in the other place, and I'll be back here soon. You might want to consider a new thread, though. This one's pretty long and probably near the bump limit. I'd hate for the first half of a story to get lost between threads.
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>>417142 Might be a good idea to just start up a new Rainbro thread, this is getting pretty damn close to what I assume the bumpan limit of 500
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>>417142 Why not just start one when you start your next story?
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>>417142 According to another anon in a mlp general, the bump limit is 500, my post should take us to 467 posts
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dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>417376 You saw NOTHING because I am not an idiot who accidentally posts in the wrong tab.
If you want to see non Rainbros, go to other threads.
Anonymous
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Alright. I'm good to go, I'm prepared to deliver more Rainbro. HOWEVER, so far I've done 2 'good end' and 1 'unresolved'. OP (and presumably a few others) really want more unresolved, although perhaps handled differently than I did it before. I personally like good end. But in the interest of fairness and playing all the options, I sorta want to do a bad end. What do you jerkfaces want, and should I tell you ahead of time what it'll be or do you prefer surprise?
Anonymous
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>>417596 End it happily please
OP
>>417596 Can we have a happy-ambigous ending, like last time (balloon ride)?
Anonymous
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>>417654 Sorry, handle got copied over from another tab.
Anonymous
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Happy-ambiguous if anything END THIS THREAD ON A HIGH NOTE
Anonymous
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Anyone know how close we are to starting a new thread? I have to go out for ~8 hours soon, and dont wan't to miss the continuation. (I'll stick it in CTW).
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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Okay. Story end chosen. But yeah, thread is super close to death. If the remaining posts are pretty much ALL story with no reactions it'll fit, but probably better safe than sorry. Someone make a new thread and we'll all shuffle on over.
Anonymous
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New thread inbound. Hang on.
Anonymous
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Ok, new thread is at
>>417854 Anonymous
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>>417135 >why is she here? >rainbro voices your concerns >"Fluttershy!? We were in there for an hour! >Why are you still here?" >"Well, I heard a lot of noise coming from inside, and I thought I would wait for you here... to make sure you were alright..." >seems leg- >"Then why didn't you just come inside to see for yourself?" >"I was busy with... other things..." >no longer seems legit >make to leave, rainbow dash in tow >suddenly your cuaght up in a net >fluttershy set a trap >oh well >easily escape thanks to your primate form >does this place even have primates? >oh shit, your falling >land on top of rainbro >ouch >untangle yourself from her rockhard wings >what is up with that? >oh yeah, fluttershy >see rainbow take off after her >her face is pretty red >feel guilty over how much shes exherting herself to protect you >what a bro >rainbow is now lifting fluttershy off the ground >giant lake out of nowhere >you know what happens next >run after them, cheering the entire way >rainbow fucking THROWS the rapist into the lake >fluttershy is soaking wet >rainbow lands next to you >you tacklehug your bro >both land in the water >there go her wings again >must be the cold water >you get off your bro >another brohoof just because >dash is looking slightly away from you >her face is red again >could be a medical condition? >oh well >she says goodbye >slight quaver in her voice >you really should ask her about that sometime >she flies home >what a bro