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>Pretend to be a Pony
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Stranger: hi im horny
You: Um... okay...
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: Oh, I'm not sure words can be like that.
Stranger: ihh yes they can
You: Oh, okay.
You: Um...
You: How do I do that?
Stranger: just talk about how you would have sex
You: Oh...
You: Eh...
You: I do-don't r-really...
Stranger: come on
You: *eep!*
Stranger: pls
You: I uh, got to g-go feed my bi-birds...
Stranger: uhuh you never gonna get laid
You: I'm s-sorry. I h-hope you can find somepony else to... do that... with.
You: Uhm...