Anonymous
Reposting my story. >Wake up. >Immediately wish you didn't. >You and your Rainbro went hard last night at the bar. >Attempt to open eyes. >myeyes.gif >Your stupid wasted ass left the blinds open. >Get up and blindly fumble over to the window and shut them. >"Eep!" >Fucking Fluttershy. She was probably watching you while you slept. >You're hardly fazed anymore. This has become the norm for you. >Stumble to the bathroom and do your routine, feeling a lot better after a shower. >Start checking yourself out in the mirror. Ever since you and Rainbro have been working out you've actually gotten pretty cut. >imthesexiest.png >Decide to forego your shirt for now. >In the kitchen, making yourself some breakfast. >KNOCK KNOCK >ohboyherewego.jpg 1/?
Anonymous
>>418054 >Like a fucking ninja you creep up to the door. >Look through the peep hole. >Its your Rainbro. >Undo the innumerable locks and chains on your steel front door and open it. >"Hey an-" she realizes you're shirtless and looks away with a blush. >You arch a brow and ask if somethings wrong. >"Y-you should put a shirt on dude. I saw Flutters trying to get into your window...I chased her off though." >What a bro. >You thank her, you don't know what you'd do if she wasn't in your life. >"A-anon..." >You thank her again for being such an awesome bro. >Dash wilts a bit but laughs it off. "Yeah...no problem bro." >Explain you were actually just checking out your progress in the mirror. >"Progress?" >You grin and flex, showing off your raw manliness that is the result of you and Rainbro working out. >Dash's blush goes several shades deeper and her wings half-lift off her back. >What's the deal with that? >She mumbles something about flying and muscles. Anonymous
>>418062 >Speaking of muscles, you're glad shes here. You're worried that you may have hit a plateu. >Kneel down and take one of her hooves, putting it on your abs. >Dash's eyes widen and her wings shoot straight off her back. >Start explaining how you've noticed a lack of growth over the past few weeks and ask if she has any advice. >Rainbro doesn't answer, starts to slide her hoof up to your pecs. >Don't think anything of it. After all, shes your bro, and shes fit as fuck. Shes probably just getting a feel for your muscles to give you some fitness advice. >Her hoof continues to wander to your arms when you notice her wings. >They are practically fucking PULSING. >Is she alright? >Dash blinks and jumps back laughing nervously. "Y-yeah! Totally. Hehe...we're still on for the gym later right? >Of course. The two of you brohoof. >"Great! Well! See ya there!" >Before you can say anything she's off like a shot. >One of these days you've gotta ask why she does that. >Suddenly a rustle in the bushes, a flash of yellow. >A second later you are in your house resecuring the locks. >KNOCK KNOCK >Fucking Flutterapist. >Ignore it and get back to breakfast. 3/?
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Have to go out for a while, I will commence my dump with a new installment when I return.
Anonymous
>>418073 >Finish eating, the knocking stopped after a few minutes. >Get dressed and grab your gym bag. >After checking through the peephole, exit your home.
>Something on the ground, its a book. >Glance around to make sure the coast is clear before bending down to pick it up. >Its a pony physiology book. Specifically pegasus physiology. >Seems legit. >Consider reading it but you've got plans with your bro, after all the two of you can share a laugh about it later. >Briefly open your door and throw it onto the kitchen table before making your way into ponyville. >As usual, the mares all give you the eyes as you pass through town. >Alpha as fuck. >See the gym. You're almost- >"Well howdy there sugarcube!" >Whip around to see Applejack. >ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck >Shes clearly checking you out. "Lookin' good there Anon." >You thank her awkwardly before backing away. >She licks her lips. "See ya been hittin' them weights." >Yep. Actually you were heading to the gym right now to work out with Rainbro so you should really get going. >She grins and steps forward. "Ah got a better idea pard'ner-" >idontlikewherethisisgoing.bat >"-why don't you and ah find us a cozy spot-" >She steps closer. >"-get ta know eachother a bit-" >Steps even closer. >"-and ah rut yer buckin' brains out." >You appreciate the offer but you'd rather go work out with your bro. >"Ah wasn't askin' sugarcube." >Obviously. But what is she gonna do? Knock you out and drag you off in broad daylight in the middle of ponyville? >"That's the general idea Anon." >Well shit. 4/?
Anonymous
we need some new stuff up in here
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>418099 You'll get it in a second. I just didn't want to start until the new thread solidified. There was a false start or two on the last one, and there was one here as well.
I'm gonna wait like five more minutes to make sure this is THE new thread and nobody's lost anywhere else.
Anonymous
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Fuck yes. Rainbro Dash thread again.
Anonymous
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>>418112 Your posts will make this the new thread.
Anonymous
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>>418112 OP here. This is the true progenitor thread; all others are pretenders to the throne.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>418112 I expect to see some more of your stuff again. You did great last night with it all.
Anonymous
http://www.mediafire.com/?t86w7tit958wqaf the previous thread, for all your interesting ways of perusal
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Which one of you writefags made that bitchin' clopfic?
Anonymous
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>>418173 Thank ya kindly, sir
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>Jeegus, you've been in Ponyville for forever now. >One day it just hits you. You're looking out your window up at the stars and shit and having 'deep' thoughts about the universe like a pretentious fuck and you realize you're never going back. >Not that you were waiting or hoping for it, but it'd never clicked before that your old life might as well never have happened. Equestria is your world now. >Like... whoah. >Dash punches you in the kidney. >"Get back to the couch Anon. I'm not gonna watch all these shitty movies by myself." >She trots back to where she was sitting and sprawls out across the couch. >You smile and the thoughts fade away. They didn't matter anyway. You're happy here. >You go back to the couch to kick back with your best bro. >She's taking up the whole thing. >She knows the rules. >You jump up and bodyslam her rear legs. They're in your spot. >She lets out a yelp and retracts the offending appendeges. >You sink blissfully into the cushions and the both of you share a grin, sighing contendedly. >"So what's the next movie in the pile?" >You take out the flick that just ended (the one with all the snakes on that train) and start scanning down the stack looking for the case. >You put it back and grab the next one down without looking. >Unskippable warnings about piracy. Why does Equestria even have these? >"I'mma go make some popcorn." >"Awesome. You're the best, Anon." >"No problem, bro. I'll be right back." >She gets up, too. >"Actually, I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom." >You nod and head for the kitchen. >Suddenly, loud moaning. Not ambiguous moaning, either. Like, someone is definitely fucking and/or being fucked. FUCKING FIELD TOO FUCKING LONG
Anonymous
>>418098 Gonna continue this later.
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>>418202 God I love your writing style.
You're funny and make me want to keep reading
Don't mind me sucking your dick or anything
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>You run out of the kitchen back to the living room. >Dash comes running out of the hallway. >The corner prevents you from seeing eachother until it's too late, and you get a headbutt right in the nuts. >She turns and looks at the TV in horror before diving for the remote. >You writhe around on the ground in pain. >She sighs with relief as the relentlessly hardcore pornography shuts off. >Her wings are as stiff as boards. >You prop yourself up on an elbow. >"Dash, what the FUCK?" >"It was an accident! I heard the TV and came running-" >"Not that. I know you'd never smash your face into my crotch on purpose." >Her face is a little flushed, probably from that little sprint. >"The porn! What... what even was that?" >Ah, she's blushing because her porn was revealed. >"Relax, I didn't see anything. Your sick fetishes remain a secret." >"Heh... I have no idea how that got mixed into the pile. I swear, it won't happen again." >"It's not a huge deal, it's just... startling. I was expecting to have a brodown, not listen to horses fucking." >A stray thought about fetishes runs through your head. >"Those were ponies... right? Like... is... do you guys even have...?" >She's blushing harder and harder. Her wings are pointing almost straight up. >"You know what? Nevermind. A bro's porn is his business and his business alone." >Dash sheepishly walks over and grabs the filthy smut, putting it back in the case and stuffing it at the bottom of her bag.
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>>418207 Shit dude. Keep it going.
Anonymous
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>"I think I'm gonna go ahead and call it a night, Anon." >"Yeah, I hear ya. It's pretty late, and if I were you I'd want to get my embarrassing secret hidden again as soon as possible." >"Heheh... yeah." >"Of course I'd probably do a bad job of hiding it. It'd be like, under my mattress or something stupid." >Her face goes pale. >"What, seriously? You can do all your cloud shit, can't you make a secret compartment in a wall somewhere?" >"Hey yeah, why didn't I think of that?" >"I don't know. Maybe you're secretly stupid and none of your friends have told you." >"Not any stupider than the guy who's popcorn is about to burn his house down." >FUCK. >You run for the kitchen and Dash heads for the door. >You hear her call out a 'later' and you shoot one back while you flail around trying not to fuck up popcorn so bad you end up homeless. >That was pretty hilarious, other than the part where you took a skull to the sack. >The look on her face was priceless, but you can understand. You remember one time when your mom found YOUR porn... that was not a fun day. >You decide then and there to do something cool for your bro tomorrow. She deserves it. >She always brings the movies, she usually brings booze, she's a pretty damn good bro. >There's a weird little nagging in the back of your mind that you've forgotten something, but whatever it is it doesn't seem important. >The nagging isn't even bothersome enough to prevent you from falling asleep. >You drift off and have a fantastically terrifying nightmare about snakes coming out of the plumbing.
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>You wake up earlier than usual and stumble into the kitchen. >You shovel some food into your face while you contemplate what sort of awesome thing you can do for your bro. >Shit, duh! The Wonderbolts! >She's always losing her shit over how great they are (you're not sure why - she's easily as good as them if not better) and they've got a show this weekend. >You've got some spare bits lying around, so as soon as you're ready to roll you decide to just go buy some tickets. >As you're about to step out the door, you hear a rustling in the bush to your left. >You stand still and eye it suspiciously, but it doesn't move. >You decide to lock your door today. >That taken care of, you head out. You barely make it thirty feet before the mailmare falls on you. >You've never really talked to her, but everybody says she's nice - if a little slow sometimes. >And apparently quite a klutz. >She apologizes and helps you up before flying off to go... deliver mail or whatever. >You start walking once more to go get those tickets, but just around the next corner you trip over some little fillies playing in the street. >You're not mad at them, they're just kids, but it's getting a little frustrating that shit keeps getting in your way. >You stand up, brush yourself off, and go to buy your GODDAMN tickets. >Nothing else went wrong on the way, so you feel pretty good as you approach your house. >Until you see the broken window.
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Back again and here to dump>Had to deal with Fluttershy yourself this morning, you make a mental note to burn your welcome mat at your next convenience >"Hey Anon, sorry I'm late." >Rainbro is hovering at your window, you let your bro inside >"Dude, it's cool. It's not like we have a schedule." >She emits a nervous laugh, "No, of course not... see, there's this new gym that opened in town. I guess business is slow 'cuz they were handing out these day passes. Thought we could check it out so I snagged us some, what do you think?" >What a bro. >"Free workout day, awesome." >This gym has all the facilities, you can't see how this place could struggle to attract customers >You work up an epic sweat and go to watch Rainbro finish up in a wind tunnel of sorts. Must be a pegasus equivalent to a treadmill >The wind dies down and she gets out to meet you, "Phew, I think I'm done here." >"Me too, let's head for the steam room. I love those things."
GreenLogic
>>418609 >Rainbro chuckles and slaps you on the waist, directing you to the changing rooms >Since the gym is quiet and the steam room looks empty, you decide nobody will mind if you go in towelless >Rainbro spots you in all your sweat-glistening glory >Instant wing-boner >She strikes up a conversation about anything but nudity >"So, uh... how was it?" >"Pretty great, I think I overdid it on the rowing machine. My back is gonna be sore tomorrow." >Not wanting to miss a chance like this, "You know... I borrowed a book about pony massages from Twilight. If you want, I could... you know?" >"That actually sounds really good right now, Dashie. You're such a bro." >You lean forward and let Rainbro get to work >Her hooves on your back are surprisingly not terrible; she seems to know exactly what she's doing >You begin to enjoy it >Oh fuck >Luckily, Rainbro is behind you so she can't see your inflating boner >Rainbro is concerned about how quiet you've become >"I'm sorry, I know I can't match the dexterity of your human hands..." >Raging boner. As much as you appreciate Rainbro's help, you know this isn't what you want >But why doesn't your body agree with you? >Make an excuse. "Oh shit, Fluttershy must have drugged my drinking water or something." >You run right out of the steam room, out of the gym, leaving all your stuff behind >As your boner deflates, so do Rainbro's spirits GreenLogic
>>418618 >Your brain is flipping its shit all night >You attempt to rationalise your thoughts through internal monologue >”It was just a boner, I’m sure it happens to the best of bros from time to time. It’s no big deal.” >”It’s not as though I’ve been getting any since I ended up here… yeah, that’ll be why.” >Feeling content with your justification, you fall asleep. >Wake up a little earlier than usual, take the opportunity to relieve some stress. Don’t want a repeat of yesterday’s performance. Not in front of your Rainbro >Sat on the toilet and fuelled by pure imagination, you get to work pumping your junk >Even though it’s been a while, it’s still difficult for your internet porn-fed mind. Having not seen a human girl all this time doesn’t help >Almost there >Knock at the window >Too far gone to answer it, you shout out “Just a minute” >You quickly clean up and straighten out your clothes >Another knock >Must be Rainbro. Fluttershy would get tired and try the door >Power walk back into your bedroom with your best poker face. >Rainbro is holding your gym bag in her mouth, she leans in with it. >”Here, you must have forgotten to pick this up on your way outta the gym.” >Rainbro passes you the bag. You open it to find your clothes washed and neatly folded >Even though she hardly ever has to do any, Rainbro hates laundry >”Thanks, bro.” >Awkward silence >You notice Rainbro’s nostrils flaring as she samples the air >Can she smell what you just did? >Rainbro turns to your bookshelf to hide herself blushing GreenLogic
>>418625 >She chooses the first thing that grabs her attention >A blank picture frame on its display stand >”Who displays a picture frame with nothing in it?” >”What? No- I mean I just picked that up at the market. Useless really.” >You take it off her and stuff it into a drawer >This is all too agonising >”Come on, Rainbro. Let’s blow this dump and get ourselves a drink. I don’t know about you but I could really do with one right now.” >”The won’t be any bars open at this time of day, but there’s always… the stash” >”There’s a stash now?” >”Oh, just a little something I’ve been saving. Was meant for a special occasion but now’s a good a time as any.” >A thought floats through your head “It’s always a special occasion with you, Rainbro.” >Where the fuck did that come from? >”Sounds awesome, I could do with some fresh air.” dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>You hop in through the window and grab the nearest blunt object. >It's an umbrella. >Whatever, no time. >"LISTEN UP FUCKFACE, YOU HAVE EXACTLY FOUR SECONDS BEFORE I END YOU!" >You hear shuffling coming from down the hall and then glass shattering. >You sigh. If all that dumb shit hadn't slowed you down, you would've been home earlier and this could've been avoided. >You close your eyes and exhale. >You're calm. Everything's fine. >Life is good, and you don't own anything so important you couldn't live without it. Maybe they didn't even get anything. >Yeah, everything is fine. You've got the tickets. You're gonna be good to your bro. >And some asshole is gonna get a beating if you see any of your stuff around town. >You take a quick look around and don't see anything missing from the kitchen or the living room. >Heading down the hall, you peek into the bathroom for a second to confirm the burglar wasn't mentally deficient and after your soap or anything. Looks good. >Your bedroom window is smashed. Luckily, all the glass landed outside. >Everything... looks okay. >Bed is there, pillows present. >Alarm clock on the dresser. >Pull open the drawers, clothes seem to be in order. >Closet's a warzone, but it always is. There's nothing important in there, and if anything was gone you'd never be able to tell. >Maybe you scared them off before they could take anything. >Or maybe they were trying to find something WORTH taking and couldn't. >You smile. Yeah, everything's good. You'll do something about the windows later. >You decide to go brighten up your bro's day.
GreenLogic
>>418633 >”It’s around here somewhere…” >You’re a little way into the Everfree forest, Rainbro’s stash must have been well hidden. >”Got it!” >Rainbro tugs at a rope handle buried in leaves, opening a wooden trapdoor concealing a shallow hole >See a crate containing half a dozen wine bottles which have all been re-corked >You know what’s going on here >”I didn’t know my buddy Rainbro made her own moonshine.” >She suddenly had a wicked smile on her face >”This isn’t just any moonshine. I made this with the teensiest bit of poison joke.” >”Is that safe?” >”Probably.” >”Let’s get this shit open!” >This is some strong stuff. It tastes spicy and a little bitter >You like it >You quickly forget everything that happened this morning, you and Rainbro are back to your old selves, breaking out into unstoppable laughter over trivial stuff and generally being bros. >Your sides hurting after a particularly inane fart joke >”You have to give me the reci-“, you’re talking in Rainbro’s voice >Rainbro doesn’t seem shocked at all, instead she’s started laughing again >Your voice: ”That’ll be the poison joke, man” >”We could have fun with this…” GreenLogic
>>418644 >You and Rainbro only made it between one bottle of that stuff between you but it was enough to get you reasonably drunk >Heading into town, not wanting to pass up on some grade-A pranks >Still getting used to your new (and hopefully temporary) voice >Spot Cheerilee >You both hide behind some bushes. You’ve got this one >trying to mimic Rainbro’s natural cadence, “Oh, I just wish the other ponies would understand. It’s not easy being the only lesbian in Ponyville.” >Cheerilee’s face lights up “Was that you, Rainbow Dash?” >Rainbro is protesting quietly but heatedly >”Rainbow Dash?” >You fail to suppress a giggle >Cheerilee looks like she’s been slapped “Oh, I see how it is…” and slowly wanders off. >Rainbro seems pissed off. You guess Cheerilee wasn’t a fair target. >”Hey, over there” Rainbro points to a distant yellow smudge >Fluttershy >Rainbro is still game GreenLogic
>>418656 New installment
>Fluttershy is super slow so you manage to easily cut her off and hide around the side of a building >Rainbro seems to know exactly what she’s going to say >”How could I have not seen it before? Fluttershy is such a sexy beast.” >You shoot Rainbro an irate look. You know you had this coming but this is not cool >”Oh, Anon, I just knew you’d come round eventually.” >Fluttershy is approaching towards your hiding place at full gallop. >No escape so you step out and confront her >Fluttershy regards you in horror as you speak in Rainbro’s voice >”Calm down, Fluttershy, it was a joke. Nothing has changed between us. Just go home.” >For a second, you think you’ve broken her >Pony expressions aren’t exactly identical to human ones. Was she really so traumatised? >Your guilt is assuaged when she gracefully flicks back her mane and trots away with her head held high >Everything went better than expected dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>You stroll over toward Dash's cloud at a leisurely pace. >Nothing goes wrong or lands on you or trips you. >You stop underneath her house and call out to her. >"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!" >"What? Dash, it's me!" >She peeks her head over the edge of the cloud and glances down at you. >She's sweaty and she looks nervous as fuck. >She drops down and lands roughly to stand in front of you. >"H-hey. What's up?" >Her wings are doing that thing again. >"You alright?" >She's got a forced smile on. >"Who me? Y-yeah. I'm fine. I'm... I'm great!" >You squint and lean forward, staring for a few seconds. >She's sweating bullets. >You back off. >"Well okay then. So, what're you doing this weekend?" >She's noticeably calmer now, and her wings are returning to normal. >"I dunno yet. There's a couple options." >"Eh, not really. Just the one." >"Oh? And which one is that?" >You hold up the tickets and flash a toothy grin. >"Are those?" >"Yup." >"AWESOME!" >Hmmm... bros gotta give eachother some shit now and then, and now is a great opportunity... >"I know! I'm gonna go take Fluttershy!" >You start sprinting at top speed toward the little cottage at the edge of the woods. >Dash sits there in stunned silence while you cover about half the distance.
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>>418726 >"I know! I'm gonna go take Fluttershy!" Oh, I see how it is. where this is going.
Proceed. Fucking with bro's is so bits. GreenLogic
>>418666 >”That was a little over the top there, bro.” >Rainbro seems stunned. “Says you!” >She adopts a childish tone, still using your voice “I’m anon and I just can’t help but lead all the other ponies on.” >This is not the cool Rainbro you’re used to being around >It could have been the heat of the moment, it could have been the alcohol but against your better judgement, you retort >“Yeah, well I’m Rainbow Dash and I only get things done so quickly so I have more time to be lazy!” >Rainbro growls >”You, Anon, are so emotionally stunted that you don’t even realise how much you hurt people!” >You don’t notice that her eyes are welling up as you struggle to think of another insult. Rainbro is normally too cool to have flaws >”Just… fuck you.” >Nice one >You storm off to your house, maybe there’s a non-drugged beer left in your fridge Anonymous
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>When she finally realizes you're just being a dick and screwing with her, she smiles and blasts off in your direction. >You barely get three more steps before you're on the ground with Dash sitting on your chest. >You smile. >She smiles back. >"God you're gullible." >You push a little, but she shoves you back down >"And you're slower than Twilight." >"Didn't she beat you guys in that race?" >"Not the point!" >You push her off of you and she lets you go. >"Um... hey... Anon?" >"Yeah?" >"I have a little... confession to make." >"What brings this up?" >"Well, here you are taking me to see the Wonderbolts outta nowhere, while I'm off being a jerk." >"You? A jerk? NEVER!" >She gives you a playful shove. >"I mean it. Besides, there's good news for you here too." >"Well let's have it, then." >"I, uh... I broke into your house." >"That was YOU? What the fuck Dash, why?" >"When I left last night? I left my bag." >Her wings are doing that thing again. >"So why couldn't you just wait for me and for it?" >"The uh... the porn, dude." >"Not sure I follow you." >"I don't know, I panicked. I barely slept last night knowing it was still over there waiting to be found." >Now she's blushing, too. >"And then this morning when I got there, the door was uh... locked. So I made a stupid choice. I'm... I'm sorry." >You look at her for a second before you smile and hold up your fist. >Hoof meets fist, and she understands she is forgiven. >"You're cleaning up the glass, though."
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>The weekend comes up fast, and before you know it you're at the show with your bro. >You have to admit, the Wonderbolts ARE pretty fuckin' sweet, but why can't she see she's just as good? >She's squealing and cheering and having a great time. You're glad you did this for her. >Whatever that nagging thought at the back of your head is, it's back. There's some stupid little thing you're forgetting. >It still doesn't feel like it's important, but it's more relevant. Something reminded you of it? >If so, it did a pretty shitty job reminding you since you can't remember what it is. >You try to push it aside and ignore it, but it's more insistent than before. >Dash has some stuff to go do, so you split up and you go home. >You open the door and wonder what the shit you're trying so hard to remember. >The windows need replacing? >Nah, that's obvious. Especially since it's gotten colder without them. >Dash already cleaned up the glass, so that's not it. >The umbrella maybe? >Oh, is it that you need to get a bat or something in case there's a real break-in? >Nope. Shit, what the fuck is it? >You pace around the house, wandering from room to room. >Nothing in the kitchen gives you any ideas. >The bathroom is similarly unimportant. >The rest of Dash's movies are still in your living room, but that's on purpose. You weren't done watching them all yet. >You get to the bedroom and shiver from the cold. You're glad your blankets are so warm. >Wait... >...Why was she in your bedroom if she left the bag in the living room?
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>>418866 >"I have a little... confession to make." >"Well let's have it, then." >"I, uh... I broke into your house." OH COME ON!
Just tell him already, and then get a room. dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>You have a hard time sleeping that night. >Your blankets are really warm, but you still feel cold. >What the hell was she doing in your bedroom? >And why is there STILL an unidentifiable little memory trying to claw its way out of the back of your head? Was the bedroom thing not it? >No... no it wasn't. >The little nagging thought came up before then. You were able to brush it off as unimportant the first night, but you definitely remember it was there the night before she broke your windows. >Whatever it is, it's getting more and more annoying and you just know it's only going to get worse if you don't figure out what it is. >Eventually, you do fall asleep, but all too soon the sun is all up in your grill being an obnoxious asshole and cutting your sleep short. >Your tiredness and general annoyance manage to override the little brainworm and you go about your day relatively in the clear. >You flop onto the couch and kick off your shoes when there's a knock at the door. >It's Dash. Movie time. >You try to enjoy the movie - okay, enjoy may not be the appropriate word because these are TERRIBLE movies - but two little things keep buzzing around your head. Why was she in your bedroom, and what are you forgetting? >Fuck this shit. >"Hey Dash?" >"Yeah Anon?" >"The other day, when you crashed in here desperately in need of getting off but unable to do so without your freaky fetish porn, why'd you go out my bedroom window?" >Nervous and sweaty. Wings. Blush. You're pretty sure Dash would be the worst poker player ever. >"Well, you were in the living room and uh... the bedroom has the only window you can't see from there." >"Okay, well you were ALREADY in the bedroom when I came in. Did you want me to catch pneumonia and die so you could inherit my bitchin' TV?"
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>Your blankets are really warm >What the hell was she doing in your bedroom? >"The other day, when you crashed in here desperately in need of getting off but unable to do so without your freaky fetish porn, why'd you go out my bedroom window?" You needed inspiration to do your laundry.
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>"What? NO! I just... I was..." >"Come on, spill it. I'm your bro. I'll probably forgive you. I might get a little revenge, but I'm sure whatever you did wasn't that bad." >She's blushing HARD now. >"You know how you said you kept your porn under your mattress?" >There's that little memory of a memory again... >"Yeah?" >"I was... curious." >"Oooh." >Wait.... OH! SHIT, THAT MUST BE WHAT IT WAS! >When you were first unpacking your shit, there was one thing you couldn't find. >One piece of filthy, filthy pornography. >It actually wasn't that bad, but it was your favorite. Sentimental value, y'know? It was the very first piece in your collection. >All the talk of porn made you remember that you'd lost it. But it's not IMPORTANT because it's just porn and you've got plenty more. >"I kinda took some." >You start laughing uproariously. Pervy little shit, your bro is. Ah, tonight is good. Your bro comes clean (the truth will set you free, dawg!) and you get that little knot out of your skull... >Or... not. >What the flying FUCK is it? If THAT wasn't it, then what the hell are you forgetting that's so not important? >FUCKING FUCK. >FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK FUCK. >FUCK... >Fuck... >Fuck? >OH GODDAMNIT
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>>419168 Oh my god the suspense
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>IT WAS THE SOUND OF HER PORN! >HER PORN WAS YOUR PORN! >The loud fucky moaning the other night from Dash's accident with the porn was what you were remembering! >She has your missing porn! She's had it all along! >She must've gotten a hold of it when she was helping you move in. >And now she has MORE of it? The greedy little fucker. >Wait a minute. >Waaaaiiiit a minute. >She wasn't just curious. She'd seen it before! >But... your porn has humans, not ponies... >Your bro is like... a reverse furry or something. >You feel a lot better now that you remember, and you're not even really mad. It's just porn. >But god DAMN are you laughing hard right now. >Your bro is SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED. >You do have a right to laugh here, but you actually are starting to feel bad for how monumentally embarrassing this must be. >You shut your mouth and hold it in for a few seconds. Dash looks at you. >It's no good, you can't do it. You crack up and she looks away in shame. >She turns to leave. >"No... bro..." >It's hard to talk when you're laughing so hard. >"It's... it's okay, bro. I'm sorry... just gimme a minute here." >She doesn't say anything, but it looks like she's about to cry. >Man, now you feel AWFUL. >Finally managing to suppress what you think is the last of it, you put a hand on her shoulder and smile. >"Everything'll be okay bro. I've seen weirder fetishes." >Aw, fuck. Now she IS crying.
Anonymous
>>419253 Poor RD, this story totally needs a happy ending once you're done with it.
Anonymous
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>>419304 In agreement here bro
Anonymous
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>>419304 >quitstealingmyporn.jpg 100% agree anyway dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>"Bro, look at me. LOOK AT ME." >She wipes away some of her tears and looks up into your eyes. >"You can't control what you like. It's part of who you are. Shit happens. I found out your terrible secret, but so what? It's not like I'm gonna go tell your friends. You can trust me." >She sniffles and you can see the beginnings of a smile. >"There ya go. Now, remember here, trust, okay? I need you to be honest with me. Can you do that?" >She nods. >"That porn the other night? Did you take that from me?" >She nods again, but is refusing to make eye contact. >"Look at me, Dash. It'll be okay. I just need to make sure I can trust you here. I don't want you lying to me and taking my stuff. I want to believe in you, okay?" >She looks back at you and her lip quivers, but she holds herself together. >"Okay. So you took that, and then when you broke in you took more from under my mattress. Is there anything else I should know?" >She doesn't say anything. >"You didn't do anything else?" >She shakes her head. >"You haven't lied about anything else?" >She looks away and a few more tears fall. >"DASH! It'll be okay. Look at me. I want to forgive you, we just need a whole lot of trust okay? This shouldn't be hard. We have something, don't we?" >She's fighting to not start bawling. >"I... the... the other night... wasn't totally an accident." >You tilt your head. >She's blushing and her wings are doing that thing. >"I mean yeah, I was... I was just as surprised as you when it came on. I thought it was way closer to... to the bottom of the stack."
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>419168 gahhhhhh
where is the rest?!
writer
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>>418098 >applejack sexually agressive >stops at the good part miggy
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MOAR!! i have a 7 hour trip soon and want to finish this before i leave!!
Anonymous
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MUST... READ... MOAR... SUSPENSE... OVERWHELMING...
Anonymous
They're not going to fuck, you know.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>You're stunned. She's... she's obviously not having a very good time right now. Why would she willingly do this to herself? >"Anon, I just... I thought maybe..." >She... she has a thing for humans. >And she tried to stealth some porn into your movie night. >That sly bitch. >"You thought what, it'd be easier to convince me if I was prepped and ready to go?" >She sniffles again. >Oh god, how do you even... what's the protocol for... >THIS WAS NOT IN THE BRO HANDBOOK >It doesn't matter that she's a she, she's still your bro. >Bros... bros are bros. Bros are excellent to eachother. >Bros help eachother out and are there for eachother. >Bros don't leave bros hangin'. >Bros have trust. >Has any of that changed? >She confessed. She's trying to make up for what she did. >She still meets all the prerequisites for bro-dom. >Plus she's... she's your BEST bro. None of the others could replace her. >Yeah, okay, what about the other side? >Are YOU in the clear? >Have you lied to her? >Do you trust her? >Have you ever left her hangin?
Anonymous
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>>419483 Well duh!
Doesn't make it less exciting to see if they get a happy ending together.
And no i don't mean that kind of happy ending... Anonymous
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>>419498 how dare you plagiarise me
Anonymous
NO. Dash must be in the friend zone. That is what makes her a RainBRO Dash.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>Yes. Yes you have. >You agreed to watch movies with Dash, and there were no restrictions on what she could choose. >You said, and you quote yourself, 'Yeah, I'll watch whatever you want. It's less WHAT you watch and more WHO you watch WITH.'" >You get up and go over to the couch. >You sit down and press play. >You pat the seat next to you. >She looks confused. >"It's still movie night." >"But... but I thought..." >"You are who you are, and you like what you like. I trust you, and I care about you. There's no conflict there." >She cautiously steps toward the couch. >"But you're not-" >"Doesn't matter. Nothing has changed. Two weeks ago, did you feel the same way you do now?" >She nods. >"And we still had funtimes. You're important to me, and it'll take a lot more than this to change that." >She hops onto the seat next to you and offers a shaky smile. >You shiver from the cold. You still haven't replaced the windows. >She puts a wing over you. >You don't object. END. I hope this is sufficiently ambiguous.
Anonymous
>>419550 Happy endings are good endings to Rainbro Dash stories.
Anonymous
>>419558 NO! That's not fair on Dashie! I dislike that ending!
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>419563 Not fair? How so? What has Anon done?
He has accepted/forgiven all that she has done, he still extends his companionship, and he has even stopped using the word bro. He lets her wrap a wing around him.
He just HASN'T explicitly welcomed her advances.
Anonymous
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>>419558 Ahahaha man I laughed so many times. Really awesome. Fun to read. Write some more, its really awesome.
miggy
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WHY does it have to end!!! why!!!
Anonymous
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>>419558 Bravo, my good sir. Sufficiently ambiguous.
Anonymous
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>>419558 Huzzah!
Now I want moar from you!
>rope
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I FEEL ASLEEP!! glad this still going
Anonymous
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>>419563 >>419579 You are Anon, Anon.
If you want it to go further, it does.
If you don't, it doesn't.
Anonymous
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>>419558 Twas ambiguous in the best way! Bravo!
Anonymous
>>419579 Exactly, and you leave me wanting to know the rest. Wanting to know how Dashie gets what she wants, whether she does or not.
Anonymous
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>>419558 may all rainbro dash stories fit the theme this well
anonymous
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truely well done sir. i hope to see more
Anonymous
>>419560 >>419563 Pssssshhhhhh hahahaha
Grow. Up.
dashie, your ending was perfect. I'd love to see another ambiguous ending Rainbro from you.
Big macnonymous
>>419563 seriously man, thats like perfect for a rainBro dash. gotta end friendzoned, thats what the story was made for, a funny greentext story
i respect all you writefags who are doin these and i like that we get a bit of development and immersion but cant help but feel a lot of lurkers have forgotten what these were supposed to be already.
Anonymous
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>>419598 I think:
Its in your hand.
He obviously doesn't want to say: 'And they fucked and lived happily together!' because theres allthough the option that they keep on living as good friends.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>419613 While another could be fun, I don't think I should stay up another... 2.5 hours ('sabout how long this one took, going by post times) to do it.
ALSO, yes, Rainbro is fun but gais come on, there are other story types! I've written FOUR of these now in the last three days. FOUR RAINBROS.
Don't you ever get tired of having the same thing for dinner over and over?
...I'll probably be back to do more eventually anyway.
Anonymous
>>419617 OP here.
THANK. YOU. Shit, taht's what makes this funny instead of just some other clopfic. Can you make it hot and shit? Sure. But it's supposed to be RainBRO Dash.
Anonymous
>>419627 1. Fuck you, write more.
2. I enjoy the same thing for dinner.
3. You don't need sleep.
Anonymous
>>419627 Something about the humor in teasing Dash as well as seeing her try and drop all those hints that make Rainbros better then Flutter or Applerapes
Anonymous
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>>419627 More you say? Well now... you've piqued my interest.
Though it's understandable you might want to write something else of course.
Anonymous
Fuck it. I will try my own. Will write it all up and then dump it here once it's done.
Anonymous
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>>419654 HELL YEAH. GO ANON, GO!
Big macnonymous
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>>419639 i think since, lets face it. weve all been there before, so its a story type we can relate too more then others, we get some relation between anon and rainbro, and the humour of flutterape. its just a good blend.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>419628 Whoa now, even in my 'happy end' stories, there's no clop. Just a cheesy little romance.
>>419635 But if I don't sleep I might fuck up at work and if I fuck up at work I might lose my job and then I won't have money to pay for food and internet!
>>419639 Regardless of what I think about Rainbro relative to OTHER story types, I agree Rainbro is better than Flutterrape or Applerape. Or anyrape. Those are... not particularly entertaining.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>419654 NO. WRITING IT OUT AND THEN PASTING IT IS DUMB. THAT MAKES YOU A REGULAR WRITEFAG. BE A LIVE-ACTION 4CHAN WRITEFAG FOR HIRE. GET IN THE TRENCHES AND POST AS YOU GO.
NO OUTLINING OR SCRIPTING
NO EDITING
DASH ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
Anonymous
>>419677 but writing it before hand reduces downtime for your waiting fans
Anonymous
>>419692 What he said. Which is why i'm doing it that way.
Anonymous
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>>419665 Well thanks for your contribution. You're one of the best and I've yet to read one of these I didn't like. Looking forward to more whenever you get around to it.
Anonymous
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>>419677 You're my hero...
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>419709 But then if you're actually sitting and writing a story, why 4chan? Why greentext?
Part of the appeal here is that the experience isn't exactly like an ordinary story. An image board is a different beast. You get suspense and interspersed responses and the ability to adapt on the fly to changing audience needs.
If I was going to go sit down and write, I'd have a hard time doing one of these instead of working on one of my more 'serious' productions.
Anonymous
AllaboutDash
>Just chilling in Sugar Cube Corner with your bro Dash. >Notice Applejack and Fluttershy sat in the corner in quiet conversation and occasionally pointing your way. >Dash notices it too. She looks at you and shrugs. >You have a bad feeling it's something to do with rape and ways to get you. >"Hey Anon, want me to shut them up?" >No. We'll just go somewhere else. I'm getting bored of here now anyway. >You get up and go to leave. Rainbro walks out the door in front of you. >Pinkie ambush. Door is shut and locked before you can even blink. >Shit. Fluttershy and Applejack are moving quickly now.
Anonymous
>>419731 Why the FUCK are you namefag?
Post as ANON, you fuck.
Anonymous
>>419722 >>419731 People like you ruin these threads because it makes everyone think these are trip/namefag circlejerk threads.
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>Your bro manages to knock the door down. Damn you hadn't realised how much working out you two had been doing. >Grabs you and starts running. You pull yourself out of your thoughts and get your shit together. >You make it back to your house without a single sign of chase. >Rainbro and you collapse on the couch in hysterics. >"Did you see their faces Anon?" >She pulled a good one that time. It's good to see she's always got your back >"You're a good bro Dash." "......Yeah..">Mood seems killed. You wonder why she always does this. >"What's eating ya bro?" >"It's nothing Anon. I gotta go do some...things." >She's out the door before you can even form the next words >You sit there puzzled for a while but eventually decide to ignore it. >Decide to go to Twilight's. One of the only ponies who DOESN'T try to rape you every ten minutes.
Anonymous
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>>419752 brief namefaggotry is useful if your story is going to span multiple posts because if anyone else contributes in between yours it becomes much harder for the reader to separate them out and work out which posts belong in which story. The namefagging is only a problem if he goes on to use the name everywhere else.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>>419761 Yeah. I'm totally ruining the thread by being one of the primary contributors.
You a little saddlesore there, partner?
AllaboutDash
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>>419752 >>419761 Namefagging so that people know which story is which incase someone decides to post a different story at the same time
AllaboutDash
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>Leave your house, carefully. The coast seems clear though so you continue. >Get to Twilight's without a problem. >About to knock when she opens the door. >Comic fall through open door. >"Ah. I'm sorry Anon. I didn't know you were out here. I was just off to see Celestia." >"Oh okay. I could come with you?" >"Erm.... that's probably not a good idea Anon" >"Okay. I'll just go do something else." >Get up off of Twilight's floor and walk back home. Scootaloo and the CMC make you laugh a little on the way home so it isn't all bad. >Reach home. Rustles in the bushes next to you. >You back away from your door. Fucking Fluttershy doesn't give up. >Rainbro comes out instead. >"Oh hey Anon. I saw Applejack setting up a new trap so i thought i'd take it down for you." >Always such a bro. >You invite her inside. She seems to have perked up again from earlier. >You both relax, playing a few video games.
AllaboutDash
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>Even on video games, she's always got your back. What a bro. >You wonder why she's always with you. Why she isn't like Fluttershy or any of the others. >You get lost in more thought, losing game after game. >Rainbro starts getting a little annoyed at you. >"Hey Anon. Want to do something other than die? That's the 5th game we've lost now" >"Shit, yeah. Sorry bro." >You excuse yourself for a moment and go upstairs to get a few more beers. >While up there, you pop into the bathroom. You start checking yourself in the mirror. >Damn, those workouts have been good to your body. Better than you thought. >You take your shirt off for a moment to better check yourself out and Rainbro walks in >Her wings straighten out right away. You realise now everytime she's done that is because she's embarrassed. >"Oh...Um..Well..." >You laugh, bring her over to the mirror and start comparing. >She makes a couple of nervous laughs and then mumbles something about laundry before rushing out. >You barely move before you hear the sound of the door shutting. > What is wrong with her?
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Yesterday's idea was terribad and going nowhere at mach 2. Time for the lightning round.>You're out at Ponyville's choice watering hole with your bro >She's downing shots fast enough to make Berry Punch green with envy >Or nausea... probably the first one >You've been trying to keep pace but this feisty li'l pegasus is kinda relentless >"Anon, you gotta step off *hic* gonna get a wicked bag hangover if you keep goin'." >No fuckin' chance >Bro's gotta pace each other and you're counting on her to keep you going >After the ninth no twelfth, no fifth, definitely somewhere between eleven and twenty shots you're nicely sloshed >Dash is like this glorious blur of colours oh god you can touch it >"H-hey Anon, I think... home?" >Yeah, home's good
AllaboutDash
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>You shrug it off and check the time. It's getting pretty late now and you decide to turn in for the night. You check your umpteen locks are secure. >Open eyes in the middle of the night to a knocking on your window. >Move the curtain aside to see Fluttershy holding a camera. >She takes as many pictures as she can while you're barely wearing anything. >You shut the curtains as soon as you can but you don't believe it was soon enough. >You retreat back to bed, but don't get much sleep worrying about what Fluttershy will do with the pictures >In the morning you head on over to Rainbro's place, determined to get something done about this Fluttershy problem >"Hey Anon. I thought i was coming round yours again?" >"Yeah. No look. I need your help with something bro." >"What is it" She flinches slightly at the word use, but she always has done that. >You tell her the story and by the end of it, you can see the steam coming out of her ears. She comes down from her cloud house. >After sitting through an hour of her planning, you brohoof and begin to set it in motion. >You walk on over to Fluttershy's house and knock on her door. >Here goes nothing.
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Hi field too long error, it's good to see you again. Also forgot my name.>Jesus fuck why is the keyhole so hard to find >Alright left, down no back left dumbass >No the other fucking left >Fuck stop that's Dash's nose what the hell is wrong with you >That's a firefly are you even paying attention numpnuts >Okay the key is IN it's time to OPEN THIS SHIT UP >Fuck >Shit >No >Goddamnit door stop being such a dick >Open already fuck >Hey Rainbro, can you show this door how to not be such an asshole? >"Right, yeah, everyone knows I'm the fas-fastest but did you also ALSO know I can buck like Applejack?" >She's flying off, shit she's going to leave you alone out here >Whoah she really is fast >Crack bang, she's slammed her hind legs into the door knocking it clear of the hinges for a wicked twenty points >Dude, Rainbro, you really gotta put those legs to better use >There's gotta be some guy out there whose pelvis needs a working over wtih that kind of power >Wings must be pretty strong too judging by how hard they've gone >Alright, broski, gonna hit the sack and if you live through the night you'll see her tomorrow
Leucine
>Wake up and holy fuck your mouth tastes like you've been rimming a Turkish prison inmate's ass >Goddamnit Celestia why do you have to raise the sun so high and make it so bright why can't you be cool like Luna >Okay, this isn't a total wash, at least you know you've had a good night if you're feeling this bad >Get up - up, there's a good lad, and into the bathroom >Whoah who's the rancid motherfucker gazing back at you from the mirror >Oh. Right. Great, you actually LOOK like a Turkish prison inmate >At least you can shave some of that hair off, don't want ponies thinking you're some kind of Turk come to invade >Now that that's done it's time to get some break- >Shit, why is the door on the floor >Your jimmies sense is a rustlin' but a quick scan around the kitchen shows there's no pesky pegasi hiding with strapons or tactical bottles of lube >Seeing as your stomach is content to heave about you should probably stick to something light >Toast's easy and should keep you going until later >"Hey, Anon, what're you making food for, we've gotta get out and do stuff." >Whirl around to see it's only Rainbro standing in the door, grinning at your sudden show of fear >Almost had you going there for a second, goddamn >And okay you've GOT to spend time with your Rainbro but even you need to eat from time to time >"Aw c'mon, you're not a prissy little unicorn filly are you?" >Before you can answer this grievous insult she pulls a number of coloured bottles from her >Oh god >No, not The Cure >"It's good for what ail's ya, right? C'mon we can get something to eat on the way." >She hasn't lead you astray before so sure, great
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>Fluttershy answers and her face lights up with joy. She invites you in but you suggest going over to your house instead. >Tell her to bring her camera and she does. Things are going perfectly. >As you walk, she's telling you about all the things she will do. You trust your bro isn't going to let you down. >You finally get into your house and she puts her camera down along with some other stuff you don't even want to think about. > You both head upstairs and just as planned. Rainbro is already waiting on the bed. She plays her part perfectly. >Fluttershy goes mad with rage as Rainbro describes how she's been waiting for you to get home so she can have you to herself. >As Fluttershy flies off quickly, you both start laughing. You go back downstairs and get her camera before destroying it. >What a bro Rainbro Dash is. > You thank her. >"It was worth it for the look on her face Anon." >"Yeah. You're such a great bro. I mean how awkward would it be if those things you said were true". >She laughs a little and blushes. You wonder why but put it aside. >Both of you go back downstairs and it isn't long before you are both necking beers and laughing again. >She goes to your kitchen to fetch more beers and you put your feet up, taking the whole couch. >As Rainbro comes back, she stops in front of the couch. Sighing, she throws one of the beer cans at you. >Hits you in the dick. Shit hurts. You double up and end up headbutting her. >She falls forward onto you and passes out. A combination of the beer and headbutt you suppose. >You can't move so you go to sleep yourself after the pain subsides.
Anonymous
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>>420064 >you are worst turk. >you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. >cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare.. >turk genocide best day of my life. >take a bath of dead turk.. >....hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. >REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. >you will get caught. Leucine
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>Alright this is good, you're feeling better that was actually a pretty good idea >"Pfft, you just gotta spend more time drinking with me. I can show you how to hold your drink." >Sure, either that or she's trying to get you so drunk she can get into bed with you >There's that blush again, at least she's laughing, maybe she's had a bad experience with drunk ponies >You're on the way to Ponyville proper when you're passing one of its local lakes >That's when it hits you: this is an idea that cannot possibly fail >It's ridiculously fun and guarenteed to give your bro the kind of excitement and exercise she craves >Ask her if she's up for old fashioned skinny dipping >"Skinny what? You sure you haven't been drinking too much yet, Anon?" >No, skinny dipping >It's this thing where humans strip naked and run through the streets like opium smoking libertines and make for the nearest body of water >Her wings spring out and she's just stopped, staring at you like you've just said the Wonderbolts are coming to, in person, present her with their highest honour and welcome her into their ranks >Yeah, you knew this idea would appeal to the prankster in her >With a call of 'later sucker' you dash off towards the lake, your bottle of liquor long forgotten as Dash is left to gather herself
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>You wake up the next morning and wonder what the fuck the blue thing is on you. >As you recall last nights events, you can't help but laugh. > It wakes Rainbro up at the worst time possible. Fucking morning wood. > She sits up, shaking her head and then notices it. >Quickly looks away, blushing like hell was within her cheeks. >"Ahh Bro. I'm sorry. It's just a morning thing." >Rainbro's wings are fully erect, but the blush subsides as your words sink in. >She dejectedly stands up and leaves. >You don't notice as you're really dying for a piss and you've rushed off upstairs. >By the time you come back down, she's nowhere to be seen. >What a bro. She's left you to get some privacy so you can relieve yourself. >You do so and then shower, dress and head on off to hers assuming she'd want to hang again. >You stand under her cloud for an hour, yelling up before Twilight comes along. >"What're you doing Anon?" >"I'm trying to get Rainbro, but she isn't responding." >Twilight offers to let you borrow her balloon to go up there and check things out and you accept, thanking her. >After a short wait, you're right outside Dash's door. You knock. And knock. And knock.
Leucine
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>You're still ripping off your clothes when Dash flies over your head, turning in mid-air to stare at you >Bet you wish you had a camera right? >Her wings snap out, leaving her sailing through the air before dropping into the lake like a stone >Goddamn she always has to make a big scene of showing off >Almost to the lake's edge now, you're down to your skivvies >Get them off, run into the water and take a leaping dive into the HOLY FUCK THIS WATER IS COLD >Skinny dipping in late autumn probably-definitely wasn't the best idea you've ever had but once your Rainbro's having a good time it's fine right? >She's already in the water, swimming about when she sees you >Uses her wings to try and pick up speed, doesn't work that well under water >Coming up above you she's staring at you wide-eyed >Now's your chance: you grab her waist and push off against her, using the thrust to get down further into the lake >Uh, okay, this might not have been the best idea considering your coordination has been effected by that drink >Yeah, okay, you can just try and whoah >Dash, true to the Rainbro that she is, has you by the chest and is dragging you up, kicking those powerful legs about >Damn, she's pretty good at swimming when she wants to be >Still it would help if she'd just fold those goddamn wings in
AllaboutDash
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>After another hour of knocking, your arm is dead. You decide to go in anyway, not like she'd mind too much. >You push the door open and enter. Bro needs locks. >As you reach the stairs you hearing muffled crying. >Quietly, you go up the stairs, to see a shocking sight. >Your bro is crying all alone in her bed. You walk in, feeling kind of awkward. >"Woah, what's up bro?" >She turns and gives you a smile, quickly acting as if she was fine. It fails. >"Oh hey Anon. Nothing. Why didn't you shout?" >"I did. For an hour. Then i spent another hour knocking." >"Oh. That was you." Rainbro gives a nervous laugh. >She's trying to act normal, to keep you happy. Even now she's thinking about you and not herself. What a bro. >"Rainbro. You're a mess. Don't try to hide it. Look at you!" >She shakes her head and sits up, pulling one of the fake-est smiles you've ever seen. >You raise your eyebrows slighty and keep your face straight. >Rainbro caves in and begins crying again, this time on your shoulder. >You manage to make a few words out. "Like." "Love." "Someone." "Don't know." >You pat her back and say it'll be alright. There's other ponies for her. You did get the message after all. >She looks up at you with the most heart-breaking eyes you've seen
Leucine
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>Meanwhile, on the surface of the lake... >Yourself and Dash breach, blessed air filling your lungs >Okay, this idea was like, the worst fucking idea you've ever had >Except maybe for that one where you got really, -really- drunk and asked Dash for a ride >By the time she finally got her wings under control you were already on her back, telling her how kinky this would be if she was wearing one of her saddles >Those damn wings snapped up so hard you almost broke your neck falling off >Swimming back to the shore you're pretty glad to see your bro at your side, keeping an eye to you to make sure you don't spontaneously lose all sense again and go under >Lying on the grass the sun's still out and there's still some warmth to it so you guess you can forgive Celestia for being such a bitch this morning >Dash is at your side, smiling >"Think you can leave the stunts to the real athlete next time?" >Oh yeah, sure, if you hadn't been drinking you'd never have let that happen >"Oh yeah?" >Yeah! >"Yeah?" >She punctuates that with a knock against your chest >So, naturally you feel the only reasonable recourse is to grab onto her and wrestle her into a headlock >Okay, no this is actually pretty hard, she actually is much more athletic than you >Shit, she's even able to use all her legs to get you restrained and pinned down >Blushes suddenly, as she's standing over you >You can almost feel the heat from her body at this distance >Hey, Rainbro? >"Y-yeah?" >Wanna make out? >Pomf, wings out, eyes wide, face crimson >Hah! Fuck, you really had her there! Man, how is she she easy to fuck with like this >"Haha... yeah... guess I'm still not used to your humour, Anon."
AllaboutDash
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>"You don't get it Anon. You never did." >You give your bro a puzzled look. What in the hell is she going on about. >"Just go. Go home Anon." >You're about to argue back but she's already trotted over to the other side of the room and refuses to even look at you. >So you leave. You take the balloon back down and begin the long, slow, lonely walk back home. >Then it hits you. How could you do that. Regardless of what she said, you shouldn't have left your bro back there. >You think of all the times she's been there to help you. And you left her right in her moment of need. You selfish bastard. >Rushing back, you forget to stop off at Twilight's and get the balloon back. After coming to a halt under Rainbro's house again, you begin shouting >"RAINBRO! I KNOW! I KNOW AND IT'S OKAY! I'M HERE FOR YOU! >She comes flying out, looking the happiest you've ever seen her, even with the tears still on her face >"I won't ever leave you Rainbro. I'll always be your bro. I'll always be there for you, like you are for me." >Her face doesn't light up more like you expect. It darkens, fresh tears appear and she disappears back inside. >What the fuck? >You decide you need to go up there so you head back to Twilight's again. She seems surprised to see you yet again. >You explain things and she just looks at you as though you are stupid. >"What?" >"Honestly Anon. I know some ponies around here can be a little slow but you take the cake." >"What?" You repeat yourself, feeling more foolish. If that's possible by this point. >"Look. I'm going to tell you now. Dash likes you. Way more than a friend."
AllaboutDash
>Well shit. That explains a lot. You think of all the times she's blushed or her wings have become erect. >Everything makes sense to you now. The sudden dashes off, the loss of speech. the flinches. How could you not see the signs. >Twilight stands there, expecting a response. >You murmur to her. Something about a balloon and going to see Rainbro. You aren't even aware of the words coming out. >She lets you use the balloon again and walks off, talking about studying for magic or something. >Your brain is still frozen. You are frozen. You can't move. You can't even make a decision. RainBRO or Dashie. >You love them both. In different ways. >Well shit. >You manage to gain some sense of the world again around you. >You sprint off to the balloon and take it up to HER house. >Stood outside the door, you pull the knocker back. You watch as it swings down, inch by inch. In that moment you make your choice. >The knocker hits home, echoing loudly and you stand by that decision. Now all that remains is to tell her.
AllaboutDash
>>420439 That's the end. Sorry if it was really shit. I've not slept in almost 24 hours and i'm really tired.
Anonymous
>>420444 It feels like it needs a bit more to that ending, but I can see you wanted to leave it open-ended.
AllaboutDash
>>420444 >>420555 Double pair of trips. WInrar.
But yeah. I was going for the open ending, let you choose which decision you made.
Anonymous
>>420560 Maybe you should make an ending for both decisions, if you're up for it.
Overall not a bad story <3
AllaboutDash
>>420563 I'd do it if i wasn't so damn tired. If this thread hasn't 404'd when i wake up, i'll post both endings.
Leucine
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>Having managed to find the last of your hastily discarded clothing you're now on your way into Ponyville >Dash keeps talking about this new café-bar thing but... godadmn, you just can't handle anything more right now >Sugarcube Corner? >"Such a lightweight." >She's smirking and somehow you can't help but feel like you're letting your bro down >Feels pretty bad >Oh hey, Sugarcube's going good business this afternoon >So good there's plenty of ponies enjoying sitting out >Including a tan... and blonde haired.... Fuck sake, it's Applejack isn't it >There's no time to get away as she sees you and makes for you at a trot >"Afternoon sugarcube, Dash..." >Whoah, that's a seriously icey tone on your bro's name >This cannot be allowed to stand >"I hope yer pecker's been restin' up 'cause I was thinkin' to get a few bucks of m'ass on it today." >Before you can even formulate a response, Rainbro is at your back, forelegs around your waist and peering over your shoulder >"Sorry, AJ but we've got plans ourselves, right Anon?" >Err, yeah, of course, how could you forget >She starts bumping her pelvis against your backside >"Yeah, Anon was telling me he wants to try something new later. He's heard all the rumours about the Irony Pony and he's had an idea." >One of her hooves has now descended to your crotch and is stroking up and down >Okay, this is really getting a little unsettling >"So I told him I'm called the Iron Pony because of how hard I can hump a stallion."
Anonymous
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>>420570 Alrighty, have a nice night! <3
Leucine
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>She's pretty much trying to break your sacrum at this stage she's humping so hard >It's impossible to keep your face from lighting up >"So unless you wanna get in line I suggest you find some chump to buck." >And with that AJ's gone, looking more than a little mortified >Dash hops back from you, spluttering >This, this can't be >She comes around and takes one good look at you >Collapses into raucous laughter >"Oh-oh man, Anon, you should see your face! You look like Pinkie Pie!" >Goddamn that magnificent Rainbro >Of course the only way to get rid of Applejack was to outdo her own lecherousness >"Aww, c'mon, I thought you'd know better than to think you can get one over the Dash." >Yeah, yeah, laugh it up Rainbro but you're going to get her back
Flutterbold !BGaoLoqNa6
I'm sooo tired of the words "Rainbro" and "bro" now and how it makes anon act like a bro and makes me read his voice as that of a frat kid. Cool stories though. Every time I read "eyebrows" I read "eyebros"
Anonymous
Fucking name field automatically filled out with tripcode -.-.
>>420560 If it was a double pair there would be four!
Anonymous
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>>420439 >"GODDAMNIT DASH! I LOVE YOU TOO!" >part of you is taken aback by what you just said, but that doesn't make it any less true >"You're the only light in my life, y'know? When I came here, everything just felt so foreign to me. I dunno, I just felt like I could never adjust to living here. I probably could have gone crazy after a while, or worse, I could have just killed myself." >you held back the sobbing for long enough. Now your choking up had evolved into sloppy bitch tears >"but you were so different! You've just been so great to me all this time... And I just..." Leucine
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Just getting something to eat right now so I should be a little longer than I have been.
>>420613 Indeed. I've found it so hard to write in that kind of tone precisely because the "bro" phenomenon hasn't reached this country. Or if it has, it's taken place after my own college days as I never saw it at the time.
Anonymous
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>hasn't reached this country Same here. Where are you from? Maybe we're in the same conutry..
Leucine
Anonymous
Does anyone have the rainbro story from a couple threads back that ended in rainbow dash and anon in a hotel room with dash crying? I don't think i ever saw if it was finshed or not.
Anonymous
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>>420802 Bugger. Greece here.
GreenLogic
>>418849 Back, anyone want this finishing?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Bumping for my 3rd time any writefags here?
Anonymous
Leucine
I've got to nip out again for a bit, will finish this when I get back.>Having downed some ridiculously good pastries you're now ready for the rest of the day >Or rather, you would be if you actually had anything planned >You've pretty much got the week off from your usual tasks considering how well things have been going >"Hey, Anon, I've kinda got this backlog of movies I gotta work through. Think you're up to helpin' me out?" >Fuckin' Rainbro Dash comes through yet again >Back at your house you're amazed to find an acute case of unrustled jimmies >A few moments of painful recollection and Dash offers up that she's the one responsible for your door being in this condition, naturally offers to fix it up once she's got the materials >Not now, though >Right now you've got a bro who needs to be chilled with >The movies are Dash's typical fare of action and adventure flicks, interspersed with some of the adaptations of the Daring Do series >After a screwup in one of the plot-points in Daring Do and the Cove of Candles she's too pissed to continue watching >As you've come to expect she suggests rounding off the night with some heavy drinking to forget the sorry affair >What, is she so desperate to get you into bed that she's going with the cliché of movies and liquor? >"N-no way, bro, just that last night was so ridiculous we got to hit that up again!" >Damn, her cheeks are rosy again >Maybe you should lay off the jokes, a bro's gotta know where to draw the line after all
Anonymous
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>>421496 >After a screwup in one of the plot-points in Daring Do and the Cove of Candles >He doesn't know about the sections that had to be cut when the stunt-pony died >barkingponies.gif GreenLogic
>>418849 >Evening >You’ve been sat at your kitchen table since you got home, the stale remains of a disassembled cupcake are laid out in front of you >The voice-altering effects of the poison joke wore off hours ago but you can’t get that fight you had with Rainbro out of your mind. You’d never had any conflict with her >You consider what she meant by calling you emotionally stunted >She’d saved your ass more times than you can remember and you’d do the same for her, she knows that >So what if you hurt Fluttershy’s feelings? She’d do a lot worse to you if she had her way >You’re just not attracted to Fluttershy >That’s not how you normally rationalise things… >You’re not attracted to ponies, that’s how it normally goes >You say it out loud to make sure >”I’m not attracted to ponies.” >Something doesn’t feel right >”I bet I can change your mind, Anoooon” >A soft, creepy, sing-song, almost childish voice is heard >”Fuck, Fluttershy, how did you get in here?” >Her mane is tousled, her eyes filled with a new spark of determination, her head low and her front legs apart >”You left your upstairs window open, Anon. A house is only as strong as its weakest point. Isn’t security magic?” >She whips out a razor from god knows where and, like a ninja, slashes you across the cheek >There must have been something on that thing because it’s the last thing you remember before blacking out Anonymous
Anonymous
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Author of
>>418054 >>418062 >>418073 >>418098 here. Ill get back to writing this tonight.
Anonymous
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>>421733 Green come back I want to know what happens next.
Leucine
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>Okay DAS ist ES >You've been pacing yourself with the drinks so far but even so you're losing control and Dash is powering ahead of you >It's like she's some kind of mechanical pony powered by alcohol and badassness >You get into the shots before you're forced to concede victory to your most righteous of bros >"Buuuuck yes... did it!" >She tries to jab a hoof into the air but winds up keeling over >Neither of you can contain your laughter at the spectacle before the barcolt practically throws both of you out >Still, all in all it's been a pretty good evening >Dash flits about above your head as you make your way home, trying to fish your keys out of your pocket >This is a little strange >You've been jabbing your key into your door for a good ten minutes but it seems no matter what you do it just won't turn the lock >Dash has been hovering at your side, sniggering the whole time, most un-brofully >You ask her what the hell is going on, why won't she help you >Still sniggering she points to the door lying in the halway >Oh >Right
Leucine
>What the hell! What's your door doing in off the fucking hinges! >"Dude, bro, I think that was... was my fault. Remember?" >What? >Oh right, yeah, didn't she back her ass into it, knocking it over? >She finally lets her laughter loose, giving your ass a smack >"Sure thing, Anon, l-like mine could do more damage than yours!" >Pfft, she's just jelly her ass's got no bounce >"You know, I am. Your ass is like a choice piece of flank." >Yeah but you already know that numpnuts >Right, it's probably time you should get to bed, isn't it >Dash is still hovering there, eyebrow cocked >"You think I'm gonna leave my bro unguarded? What if 'Shy sees this door down and lands that ass with a beatdown?" >This fuckin' pegasus man >But you couldn't ask her to do that >She lifts a hoof and solemnly holds it to her chest >"Ask not what your bro can do for you but what you can do for your bro!" >Which results in you falling into a fit of laughter of your own >You calm down enough to tell her it just reminds you of something you once heard
GreenLogic
>>421733 >Wake up with blurry vision >you feel a dressing on your face where Fluttershy cut you >You can make out a light source about 7 feet above the floor >Must be a basement >That’s not important right now because you’re chained to the floor with an iron collar >Fluttershy is never this bold >there’s a key hanging from a hook on the opposite wall near the door >Assuming it’ll unlock your collar, you shakily get up and drag yourself across the room in an attempt to get the hell out of there >You reach out with your arm but you just can’t make it. The key is tantalisingly close >Uselessly, you try and reach it with your foot >”Now you see what it’s like to have what you want so close yet so unattainable, Anon.” >Fluttershy’s voice. She sounds confident for once >She’s standing at the foot of the stairs behind the now open door, half veiled in shadow >The insane yellow mare enters the room proper, “You want it, don’t you? I’ve been there… you can see it but you just can’t have it. So close you could… almost… taste it.” >She’s practically whispering in your ear at this point >This new Fluttershy is frightening but you do a pretty good job of masking the fear in your voice >”What do you want, Fluttershy?” Leucine
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>Rainbro suggests some movies since obviously it's too early for the bed >Immediately discards the rest of the Daring Do flicks and goes for one you can't quite see the title of >Starts off a little slow, Dash is sitting next to you on the couch >Part way through you come to realise this is actually a romantic film? >What? >Ah, it's probably one of her guilty little pleasures >Can't be a high-energy pegasus who's more man than mare all the time >Shit, if it makes her happy you may as well sit through it >Less than half an hour passes by when you feel Dash snuggling up to you >Heh, this is probably another of her attempts to push your buttons >Shit, you're not going to let her get the better of you this time >You stretch an arm out over her shoulders >Damn her mane is actually pretty damn soft >She pushes in closer, laying her head on your shoulder >Two can play at that game >You lower your arm around her wings, feel them suddenly tense up as if pressing against your grip >Nope, she's not getting outof this that easily >Lay your head down on hers >She puts a foreleg around your waist
Leucine
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>Movie ends with the love interests predictably getting together >Dash is now looking up at you, giving you the most bedroom of eyes you've ever seen >"Hey, Anon, what'd you think of that?" >Her voice is soft, almost distant and very unlike her usual self >You tell her it was pretty nice, you always like a happy ending to a romance >"Yeah?" >Yeah >"How about we give ourselves a happy ending?" >You waggle your eyebrows and smile but she maintains her composure, save for a light blush >Man, she's good >Sure, you look deep into her eyes and begin to lower your face to hers >Almost there, just >About >Ready >To >Pull >Wut >Okay Rainbro, you were supposed to pull away and laugh at how you won this weird game of chicken >Instead she's kissing you >She's actually fucking kissing you, your Rainbro, kissing you what >Now this is better than any Cure >Dash opens her eyes, smiling >Sees the look you're giving her >She pulls back suddenly, eyes widening in terror
Leucine
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>"Anon, bro, what was that?" >Yes, Rainbro, what -was- that? >"I-I don't... don't know I..." >Her voice is cracking >Eyes are watering up >This isn't supposed to be happening >She's meant to be laughing about how she got you good >She's meant to be having a good time, why is she like this? >"I'm sorry!" >It comes out in a choke, leading into a series of sobs >"I'm sorry! I'm really sorry, I messed it all up!" >Whoah, hey, it was just a joke right? No one has to get all worked up about this right? >"No! You don't get it! It's just... it's like..." >Rainbro, c'mon, talk, she can't just break down here you're her bro, she knows she can talk when it really matters >"Yeah... well... what if I want more?" >More? >"Yeah, more! What if I want to be more than just a bro?" >Dash, you're kinda lost here >"Ugh! What if I want -you-, -all- of you? What if I want us to have more than just this?" >Jesus >Fuck >Hold on here >She means... sex? >"Yes! No! Yes but... no I do but not just the sex, I want us to have a relationship, a real one!" >But you do have a real relationship! >"As your Rainbro!"
Leucine
>Okay... look, you can still pull this back together, it doesn't have to all end this way >"Yes it does... it does 'cause I screwed everything up for us. I know you don't wanna be with a pony like that." >Okay >Yes >Maybe >Look, just... >You're bros right now and what you have is good right? >"Yeah..." >So what's to say that somewhere, someday down the line it doesn't turn into something more? >"What... but..." >You can't promise her anything, not right now anyway but you do know you don't want to lose this >So how about... how about you just keep going on being bros and if something happens you can run with it then >If this is all there is then at least you've still got each other >She's quiet for some time, head buried into your chest before she looks up >She's smiling, that same smile you know she can't fake >She raises a hoof and you gently knock your fist against it >"Sure thing... bro." And now that that's done I can go post on the OTHER THREAD.
GreenLogic
Anonymous
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>>422761 My exact thoughts, what other thread, links?
Leucine
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dash has another thread going here:
>>377923 It's for more general writing, however.
Anonymous
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>>422270 SWEET RAINBRO & HELLA ANON
>bro bro i am all up an DIS-Regard yur fEELingz >retard. friends dont DOO that you chumpstick. > a GAIN with the wings, you have GOT to be SHITTONG me >futrerlhy is comng. hide me you bloated doushe >no this is hust under youre wings, thats NOT HIDING. >check it mine Shirt GLOWNS - in - then - DARk ERR......UH ANON WHERE R YOURE PANTS,,,,?
>itook them off because i was banging apledJark for a minute there >HE HE HE um, last I checked, cloudale didn't allow IDIDOT GAYS inside
>whoof the fuck cares about that hororse and its HUGE BUTT and its MUTANT WINGS DUDE.DUDE. chech out this fuckin rabbit
I'm giving him my bits.
>GOD >DAMN lets go tot the go to Sugarcube Crner
an stand out sideand smell the smell that the cupcakes make!
>and there she goe's. WE HAVE. LIFDOFF
>(into the sky) Atlas
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>MFW this whole thread. I fucking love rainbro dash stories. Thank you EVERYONE who has contributed. From Anon, to Dashisbestpone, allaboutdash, greenlogic, leucine, EVERYONE. Please, make more.
Leucine
Yes, I probably shouldn't have used quite so many references (or any at all?). In my defence I'm most accustomed to posting on a small imageboard with a group of bros who enjoy referencing it.
GreenLogic
>>422412 >Fluttershy has clearly lost it >”When you crushed my hopes yesterday, I felt like I was going to die. But then I realised something… maybe you just haven’t had a chance to get to know the real me yet. Just let me look after you down here. I’ll make sure you’re fed and I could read you stories and sing you to sleep, it’ll be so much fun.” > You know your Rainbro will rescue you, she always does. You just need to keep Fluttershy distracted before things turn to rape >”And I know what you’re thinking, Anon. You think that little bitch Rainbow Dash will come and save you.” >She places particular disgust on the intonation of the words “Rainbow Dash” >Your thoughts suddenly turn to anger, rage >”DON’T CALL HER THAT!” >You throw a punch but you’re again foiled by the chain >Fluttershy seems more composed now that she knows she’s getting to you >”She won’t come looking for you here if she thinks you’re dead. I left a perfectly written suicide note. Maybe she’s searching Ghastly Gorge for your body right now. Or maybe not… you two were in such a terrible row.” >You have nothing to say as you come to terms with your predicament. >”I’ll be back with some delicious soup I made for us. If you’re not too tired to eat, that is.” >She turns to leave Leucine
Oh god I just realised the ass jokes can be taken up as a reference to the pupptes obnoxiously large derrièrs! I never intended for this to happen. Fuck this.
Anonymous
>>422904 No man. You, dashisbestpone, and Aether are awesome.
shankedCircuit
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>>422967 Oh, you're fine. Your stories are excellent, keep writing them!
Atlas
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>>422931 Please, for the love of Celestia and all that is Broly, please continue.
GreenLogic
>>422931 >Fluttershy seems to have calmed down and she spends the next hour asking you if you need anything, anything at all >Except the key, you can’t have that >Then it hits you. There is something you need >”Fluttershy?” >She looks at you expectantly >”I need to use your bathroom.” >She’s suddenly flustered, “Oh dear, I hadn’t quite thought of that. Um… wait right here.” >You glare at her >”…sorry” >Fluttershy comes trudging down the stairs with a metal bucket which she sets down beside you >”You can use this, I promise I won’t peek.” >She wanders off into the corner >Looks like she isn’t going to leave you alone and you don’t have the energy to argue with her >With the contents of your bladder safely transferred to the bucket, Fluttershy turns round with her face bright red >”I’ll just take this away for you.” >As she sloshes up the stairs, you hear a giggle >Fucking Fluttershy Anonymous
Leucine
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>>422979 At the risk of sounding like a brown-noser, you really shouldn't compare me to dashisbestpone.
He's written actual >fanfiction of his own and knows how to get characterisations down. I also like the lighthearted tone he uses so well because it's so easy to over play it and yet he doesn't. Again, I must offer the caveat that this is all just my opinion.
I suggest you check his writings in the other thread for examples of this.
Anonymous
GreenLogic
>>423298 Sorry about the pace of these things, I'm writing a paper at the same time.
>The day grinds onwards >You hadn’t previously appreciated how insufferable Fluttershy was to be around, having only dealt with her in small doses >The whole time, you’re planning your escape. Nothing seems like it could work >Suddenly, the promise of a break from this madness >”Now you be good, Anon. I’m going to meet Rarity in town for some supper. Have to keep up appearances, you know. I’ve left you some nice colouring books so you just sit there quietly while I’m gone.” >You pull out a couple of pages from one of the colouring books and roll them into a tube >Using the tube as an arm extension, you knock the key off its hook and onto the floor >Then using your foot, you’re able to scrape the key along the floor until it’s within arm’s reach >The key doesn’t seem to fit into the lock on your collar >It wasn’t even the right key >What will Fluttershy do to you when she gets back to see you’ve tried to escape? >You frantically pull at the chain but it’s definitely not coming away from the wall >Half an hour passes of you trying to drag the key back up to its hook using the paper tube >You hear the front door opening upstairs Atlas
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>>424104 Oh god, I've been f5'ing this for hours.
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH, OH GOD I'M A PONY WITH A PROBLEM.
Please post more, I'll fucking help with the paper if it makes it easier.
Anonymous
GreenLogic
>>424104 >Hoofsteps >Coming down the stairs >You can’t exactly perform an ambush from your position >Only have crayons to defend yourself >The chain! >If you can get Fluttershy close enough, you might be able to garrotte her >Pretend to be asleep, holding a length of chain close to your chest >The door squeaks open and you hear the owner of the hooves stop barely two feet away from you >Now’s your chance >”Getting comfortable, are we?” >Hold it just one second, Rainbro? >You open your eyes to see that it is, indeed, Rainbro >”Rainbro, thank fuck you’re here! I’m so happy I could kiss-“ >Oh shit >You both blush, Rainbro does that thing with her wings > “How did you know I’d be down here?” >”Oh come on, this is Fluttershy we’re dealing with here. It’s not like I’d believe for a nanosecond that you’d really killed yourself.” >”She could be back any minute, you have to help me out of this.” >”There’s a key on the other side of that door frame, maybe that’ll get you out.” >It does >You draw a crude goatse on the wall in crayon as a parting gift to Fluttershy >You both stroll out of there feeling totally badass
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I'll post as soon as I write "anon" waking up in the Everfree Forest.
then its going on
ff.net anyone who doesn't know my user is 'allanime'
AllaboutDash
>>420633 Aha. You're right. I really wasn't thinking straight last night .
I another note, who wants me to finish my story off with both endings?
Anonymous
AllaboutDash
>>425514 Fuck. Really? I wasn't expecting people to like it if i'm honest.
Anonymous
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bumping I want this to continue
AllaboutDash
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>She answers the door, to your surprise. The look on her face says it all. The hurt, the sorrow. The regret. >As you stare it makes you feel worse, knowing what you are going to say might end everything here. >You take a deep breath in. and let it out in a huge sigh. >"Look. I've. I've made a decision". >She's hanging on your every word here and it's crushing you. >"I know now. I get it. But we can't be more than friends Rainbro. We're not even the same species." >Her face darkens and more tears well. But underneath, she seems to have accepted this would happen. >"I'm sorry. But i get harassed every day by Applejack and Fluttershy. Imagine how it would worsen if they found out i was with you." >She nods, the tears fading a little. She still looks broken though >"Now come on. Cheer up. I'm not worth all this." You gesture towards her state. "Besides, if we were together, i'd have to get TWLIGHT as a bro" >At that she smiles a little, and it gives you hope. Hope that your friendship isn't ruined. Hope that eventually, things will go back to normal. >You smile back at her. You know it will be work. But you and Rainbro can work it out. You always do. Bro Ending
Anonymous
Are clopfics allowed here?
Anonymous
>>425576 confidence bro
your not as good as leucine or dashisbestpony, but your good
AllaboutDash
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>She answers the door, to your surprise. The look on her face says it all. The hurt, the sorrow. The regret. >As you stare it makes you feel worse, knowing what you are going to say might end everything here. >You take a deep breath in. and let it out in a huge sigh. >"Look. I've. I've made a decision". >Her face brightens up a little at this. It makes you smile, and it turn makes her smile again. >"Twilight told me. I can't believe i never noticed it all before. But if i'm honest. Not all of the times we're accidents." >Her expression narrows in suspicion and confusion. >"I did a few on purpose, to see how you acted. You've always been there for me, always thinking of me first. How could i not develop feelings for you" >You can't get another word out. Dash had already grabbed you in a hug and is now circling her cloud in laps of joy. >It makes you smile. It's good that you've finally given back to her. Finally thought of her, before yourself. >She lands and grabs you into a very teary kiss. And right there, you know everything will be fine. Nothing could bother you now. Dashie Ending.
AllaboutDash
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>>425886 I don't expect to be. I started writing it last night when i was really tired and i didn't think it'd end up making sense.
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Posting to
fanfiction.net now. then I'll try for another story.
Aether
Dear jebus this thread is in full swing. Reposting last nights story and continuing from there.>Be day 248 in Ponyville >Today is your supposed birthday >The calender the ponies have here are different from the ones back on earth so you've no idea what day your birthday falls here. >You told this to your Rainbro who told your buddy Pinkie >Pinkie decided today should be your birthday >Boom party in full swing in your home >She's brought her patented party canon so you can imagine the streamers, ballons, cake, etc. >All in all its a pretty damn good day. >You've yet to see Fluttershy or Applejack >You're not worried about either of them trying something here in front of all these ponies. >You relax and enjoy yourself. >suddenly rainbro with a bowl of punch being set up. >You walk up to her curious about the punch. "So Rainbro what you got in that thing?">"Punch." >facepalm "You know what I mean.">"Oh THAT. It's a surprise Anon, why don't you have a taste?" >She pours you a cup of punch >No matter how many times you see it you still can't figure out how ponies can actually grab anything without using magic. >you down the contents of the punch. >you can taste the punch but you know for a fact she put some liquor in to it. >Dat Rainbro really wants you to have fun today. 1/?
Aether
>>426005 >You go to pour more but Rainbow stops you >"Now Anon we can't have you getting drunk off your ass just yet. Mingle, have fun, stay away from Fluttershy, you know..the usual things ya do at a birthday party." "......riiiiiight. Yeah I think I'm gonna go and mingle....yeah. But."
>you wrap an arm around your bro "I wan't my favorite pegasus with me while I do so."
>RD turns her head to hide the blush, can't hide the wing boner though. "Hey Dash, why do your wings always flare out like that?"
>"Oh uh....yeah its..uh...from flying so much that's it." "Oh, well maybe you should stay off em for today, its not like you'll be leaving my side anytime soon."
>The two of you chuckle amongst yourselves. >The party is in full swing, there's music playing some dancebeat in the corner >A good portion of the ponies are out in your living room dancing >You're actually happy about this >Not this many humans celebrated your birthday in such a way before on earth >You smile to yourself and with your bro in tow you mingle. 2/?
Aether
>>426031 >You've got to meet up with a few of the ponies you've met during your stay here. >Lyra's still obsessed with trying to become a human >Berry Punch is....wow she's drunk surprise >Derpys well...being derpy >She hands you a homemade muffin as a gift before you and RD go off to another part of your house. >As you eat your gift you realize you've never had a muffin this good before in your life. >"Heh, Anon Derpy may...well....derp. But she makes the best muffins in town....even Pinkie's jealous. >You nod, licking your fingers to taste the sweet goodness that derp eyed pony gave you. >Suddenly Flutterskank >"H...hi Anon...happy birthday." >she smiles, covering half of her face with her hair as she does so. >She hands you a rectangular box >Oh god what's inside it. >"O...open it Anon." >You raise an eyebrow but open it anyway >It's a yellow fleshlight with pink butterflies on it >You calmly close the box and look up >Flutters is gone >"So whadya get Anon?" "You don't wanna know."
>You contemplate setting your flutterpresent on fire but that'd raise too many questions 3/?
Aether
>>426092 4/?
>You chuck your present in to the nearest trashcan >RD shoots you a dirty look >"Oh come on Anon it couldn't of been THAT bad." "It was a yellow fleshlight."
>RD jaw drops, blush and wing boner present. "You've really gotta do something about your wings bro. Does it hurt?"
>RD blushing more now, she's trying to fold her wings back but she's having a hard time. >"Uh...gimmie a moment Anon....I'll get them down." >You shrug >You can't help but laugh a little at your bro's expense. >RD cuts her eyes at you >You decide it'd be best to stop laughing. >Getting that bit out of the way you guys continue on, saying hi here and there, birthday hugs, congratulations, etc etc. >Music switches over to something with a steady beat >Hey its your party why not live it up a little? >You tell your bro you're gonna go show em what ya got. >You head on out on to the 'dance floor' and start well what YOU'D call dancing >It looks like Twilight's been teaching you how to dance. >You don't notice Applejack make her way towards you on the dance floor. GreenLogic
>>424887 >Your buzz has died down and the sun is low in the sky as you both walk >Neither of you really know where you’re going, you’ve barely spoken since you got out of Fluttershy’s cottage of insanity >Your bro stops at a park bench and hops onto it >”Sit down, Anon. There’s something I’ve gotta say.” >You oblige and let out a quiet sigh as you relax your legs >Rainbro looks uncharacteristically pensive, she speaks >”I know things have been weird between us lately and I’m sorry about what happened yesterday.” >Hearing her say this is almost making you choke up. It’s all been your fault >You try to interject, ”Dude, don’t…” >”Let me have this, Anon.” >She pauses as if to take stock of her thoughts one last time >”I take back everything I said. You can’t help the whole Fluttershy and Applejack situation and you’ve always been such a bro to me…” >The word “bro” really stung. Being around her, hearing all this is making everything clear like she’s handing you the final pieces of the puzzle >”I was the emotionally retarded one to not see that. Woah, Anon, what’s up?” >Tears are now falling into your lap. Tears from having some kind of emotional hymen broken >This is all new to you Aether
>>426125 5/?
>"Howdy Anon...them some...uh...fancy moves ya got there." >You keep going, ignoring Applejack and the fact that you look like you're having a mild stroke >"Anon ah got ya a gift, ah put it upstairs for yah. Just so yah know an all." >She departs >Lolwut she's not gonna rape ya? >something's seriously wrong >Neither Applejack nor Flutterskank have tried anything other than be mildly annoying >You suspect something big in the works. >Fuck it you'll worry about it later >Back to your stroke.....I mean dance >Music ends >everyone in the building is giving you the oddest of stares >no fucks were given >You find your bro, her wings have finally gone down >She's laughing hysterically >"Anon..you..you were really somethin out there." >she falls on her back yucking it up "Yeah real funny bro. You shoulda my back out there Dash. You've got a strike against ya now bro."
>"What's that mean Anon?" "Mean you keep it up and we won't be bros anymore."
>Jaw drops >You laugh "Relax Rainbro I'm joking, I wouldn't be anything without my bro."
>You pat her on the shoulder and she smiles >"Yeah don't freak me out like that Anon." Aether
>>426171 >Hours later the party still going fairly strong >A few ponies have left being sure to thank Pinkie for the party and wishing you a happy birthday of course. >few more hours >sun is beginning to set >The only remaining ponies are the mane 6, Derpy, and of course Berry Punch >Berry's out cold from drinking the majority of your punch so she doesn't really count >Pinkie, being the little bundle of energy she is comes bounding up to you >"Hey Anon, now that everyone's gone ready to kick this party up a notch?" "Hmm? I'm not so sure I get what ya mean Pinkie."
>She pulls out a bottle from what seems like thin air >Spin the bottle, really? >"You ready to play Anon?" "Pinkie, you do realize I'm a human."
>"Yup." "And the rest of you are mares."
>"Yup." "Assuming I say yes you do realize the consequences of interspecies interaction...in that sense right?"
>"Yup." "Buck it I'm gonna need a drink before I can answer you......well a few drinks."
>You head over to what remains of the punch and begin to throw back cup after cup of it. >After you feel you got a good buzz goin on you ponder if this is a good idea. >You're about to play a game that involves kissing something that isn't human. >You grimace as you take another drink. >After that last one hits you your 'I-don't-give-a- fuck-meter skyrockets.' >You pray to Celestia you don't regret tomorrow. >You begrudgingly say yes.
Anonymous
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>>425800 Read the OP. It explains EVERYTHING.
Anonymous
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What a wonderful thread! :D
Anonymous
please Aether post more, your story quite an interesting read ,but please in the end make dash tell that she loves Anon ok , if not just write down the history as it's really good lol
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>426275 DON'T YOU DARE CUT OFF RIGHT THERE
I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU
Aether
>>426523 I intend to keep going.
>>426545 You think this is a motherfucking game? hell no I'm not stopping.
Jolly
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>>426578 TYPE FASTER
I WANNA SEE WHATS UPSTAIRS NIGGA
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>426578 Okay cool, dashisbestpone trolled us by stopping the story as it was getting to the best part last night. So I'm doomed to be paranoid about it from now on.
Aether
>>426275 >Pinkie leads you upstairs to your room where the others mares have gathered. >Cept Berry cause she's fucking passed out >On the way you contemplate taking a marker to her cause she drank over half the punch and didn't let anyone else have any. >When you enter your room yellow flag one appears >RD is sitting with the other mares in a circle >She seems the be the most nervous out of them all. >Makes sense, if the bottle lands on her while you're spinning it you gotta kiss your bro >Pinkie goes over the rules >She introduces what she calls combos >If the bottle lands on the same person more than once you gotta go a bit further than just kissing. >Flutterskank and Applejack look your way >Pompf wingboner and drool initiated >God damn it flutterslut and applebitch >RD's mimic fluttershy's but you assume excessive flight like she's told you. >You sit in the circle in between Twilight and RD >You turn away from the circle for a moment to your bed >You see a present on your bed about your size >You seem a little paranoid about it considering it looks like you could fit inside it. >Your brought back to attention when you hear Pinkie shout that she's going first. >She spins it >Well what do ya know it lands on you...great. >Are you really bout to do this? >Pinkie's already leaning in to begin the deed. >Well here goes nothing >You lean in, lips puckered >you're a little surprised when all she does is rub her nose against yours. >wut? >"Heheheh silly the first round go further than that." >Sigh of relief >"However the second round does and the third goes even further. Soon combos won't even matter." >oh dear god what have you agreed to? Aether
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>>426851 >*Doesn't go further than that. god damn words and me forgetting them.
Anonymous
Jolly
>>426851 >assume excessive flight like she's told you I'm really that fucking naive?
Aether
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>>426936 Remember you're also drunk. Also denial plays a role.
>Date: March 27th, 2012. Day 367 In Equestria. >Today is your second birthday in Equestria. >when you first came over, you were able to figure out the date because it was three days before your birthday. >you're sitting on your bed, staring at the Earth calender you made yourself. >you did your birthday in a different color than the rest of the days. You remember when you had to explain the solar calender to Twilight. "It still amazes her how similar our customs and timing for them are.">you say to yourself. >Woah. >no talking to yourself. just because you're the only human in a world of ponies does no mean you can go crazy. >What would Dashie do then? >you get ready for the day, thanking Celestia you convinced her to commission you a razor and disposable blades. >You are about to leave when here is the sound of breaking glass from your bedroom. Shit.>you look into your room to see Fluttershy, laying on your bed in lingerie, looking at you in an attempt to look sexy. "Flutters, you broke my window.">but it's just a window, aren't you interested in me? "No. In fact, those clothes don't suit you, you should take them off.">door slam, then you prop a chair against it. >you leave, hearing Fluttershy leave. >head over to Rainbow's "hey Dash!" >she looks at you, smiles, and flies down. >hey, anon, ready to go? "yeah, Fluttershy's getting easy to handle, I didn't need your help this time!">your proud, but a red flag just went off in the back of your head. >I'm not letting my guard down, she might pull something worse.
GreenLogic
>>426146 >You wipe off your tears with your sleeve >Rainbow is staring at you with her huge violet eyes. Piercing your soul >”Rainbow, I…” >”Don’t break down on me now, broski” >She’s laughing nervously, not knowing how to react to what she’s seeing >You place your hand on Rainbow’s shoulder >Not working for you so you remove it >You can do this >Once again, you look her straight in the eyes >”I love you, Rainbow.” Aether
>>426851 >The game keeps going >Throughout the first round you've only had to kiss Pinkie and Derpy >Derpy ended up nuzzling your cheek due to her derped up perception >You can't help but see that RD has a frown on her face >when she makes eye contact with you she blushes and looks back down at the bottle. >"Okay everypo...one, round two starts now!" >She spins the bottle. >This time it lands on Dash >Dash blushes for obvious reasons. >Pinkie seems a bit enthusiastic about this >The two lean in and kiss. >In your inebriated state you actually find some enjoyment out of that. >You mentally slap yourself soon after. >you consider that the second yellow flag of the night. >You've developed a party system where yellow flags are warnings and red flags mean 'time to stop that shit.' >Sluttershy's go and it lands on you. >ohboyherewego.jpg >She leans in wings in full spring >God damn it Pinkie >You lean in and kiss her then pull back as fast as your inebriated ass can. >Fluttershy seems disappointed >Good fuck that bitch. Anonymous
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>>427110 OP is gonna shit his dick, but fuck him.
Anonymous
>>427110 Does it make me an asshole for wanting to see Rainbro reject anon at this point?
Anonymous
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>>427189 It'd be a nice change of pace.
Anonymous
>>426719 What? No. Dash finished story. U mist be thinking of someone else.
Anonymous
>>427214 Think he's thinking of the story where Anon gets a boner and Rainbro smells it? Or Leucines hotel story
>>426966 "That's what I was just thinking."
>borsinyourmind >Lets get going. >you two head to SCC, and pinkie directs you to your usual window table. >She doesn't seem to remember your birthday, which is un-Pinkie on so many levels. >you decide to let it slip. >you order and while your waiting you see Applejack heading over. Shit. again.
>Hide under the window Like a Bawss. >Rainbow looks at you funny until you point up and she sees the same thing. >Hides with you. >dudebroissobro >Applejack comes in and asks Pinkie where to find you. >She points out your table but by some stroke of luck apple doesn't see you. >She leaves, disappointed. >you get back into your chairs, sit back, and enjoy a fabulous meal. >At the end of the meal, dash gets a bit nervous. "what is is Dashie?"
>I... I was wondering, It's your birthday today, right? "yeah."
>your bro remembers. >well... I was hoping we could have a special movie night, this time you choose the movies. >about to argue that Pinkie will throw a party, but then you remember she forgot. "Sounds like a plan."
>everything all set up then? >Pinkie what are you talking about? >you know, you told me not to thro- >throw a fit when somep0ne asked for anon, yes i did! >dash is covering pinkies mouth. >lolwut? "um... is everything alright Pinkie?"
Dash gives Pinkie a look
>Everythings okie Dokey Lokey! Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>427214 >>427262 No, there’s a story he did right before that one where a random pony asks him out and he decides to go with it, and then he admits to RD that he’s seeing ponies in a new way, then she’s about to admit to tell him how she feels about him right before his date shows up.
-And then he cut it off.
Anonymous
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>>427307 Pretty sure that was the end.
Aether
>>427154 >Dash is up next. >bottle lands on derpy >"Hey Anon....can you go get the rest of the punch?" "Waaaay ahead of you."
>You make your way back down the stairs and grab the punch. >Fuck it might as well bring more than just punch >You grab Dash's saddlebag >Fuck its heavy >She's brought a lot of drinks >Apparently she wanted to get smashed with you after everyone went home. >You make your way back up the stairs to see Derpy and RD finishing their turn. >You calmly pass Dash a bottle of her stash >She seems a bit annoyed that you grabbed her stuff but downs it all the same. >"Thanks Anon." "Welcome bro."
>You sit back down. >Everyone else finishes their turn > "Round 3 everyone." >Pinkie spins the bottle "What the hell is round three?"
>Bottle stops on you >"Oh..just this." >Pinkie leaps over to you and pins you on your back. >She forces her lips up against yours, she then runs her tongue across your lips in the kiss >Whoa whoa whoa whoa >when you regain your sense you push her off of you. "Pinkie that was NOT ok."
>Pinkie's laughing at how flustered you've gotten. >"Okey dokey loki." >You turn to see your bro's got an O face goin on. >Fluttershy and RD wing boner a go. >You dismiss it as cooly as you can in your state. >Next ponies turn you look down at yourself. >What the fuck you got an erection from kissing ah horse. >You lightly punch your crotch "Stop it boner."
>You swear to god it answers back with a 'No.' Want me to keep it goin fellas?
Anonymous
>>427385 Yes.
Please don't stop.
Anonymous
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>>427385 I like where this is going.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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With the powers gifted to me by the Elder Gods, I demand Aether to write more things.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
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>>427385 >Want me to keep it goin fellas? I swear writefags enjoy torturing us
for the love of god and all that is holy PLEASE continue
>>427385 Y U SO FUNNY!?!?!?!
>>427295 >You look at Pinkie and she gives you one of her best attempts at a pokerface. >see through it but go along anyway. "Okay then, how much will that be?"
>It's on the house! >you wonder why but 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth' comes to mind. >fucking history. Why a horse? >never mind. Leave wih your bro, and go to a video store. >only one in ponyville. >also only ones in store, staff aside. >you get a bunch of kick-ass movies. >rainbow approves. >get the movies, head home to ge the only DVD Player in ponyville. >go to Dash's and set it up for tonight. >you decide to take a walk in the park, then have a picnic for lunch. >bro Provieds food. >lovebro >Head to park, walk around for a while. >cool idea. "wanna go swimming?"
>You're Passing a lake. >sure, Anon, I'll beat you there!" >she takes off. You chase after he while trying to strip down to boxers. >slows you down, but it's a good idea. >jump in when it's deep enough and swim underwater a bit. Anonymous
>>427653 >Y U SO Ignoring every story you write now.
GreenLogic
>>427110 >Rainbow’s eyes widen as the words sink in >She closes her eyes and hovers a few feet above where she was sitting >”Say something, Rainbow” >With a squeal, she performs a loop above your head and comes crashing into you, grabbing you by the neck >You’re knocked off the bench with Rainbow on top of you, still holding on >She plants a kiss on the side of your mouth to test the waters >”You have no idea how much I wanted to hear you say that.” >Now she’s welling up with tears of joy >You lean your head in for another kiss >Rainbow holds you by the back of your head and you experience the delight of having a pony tongue invade your mouth >Not a violent invasion, a sexy invasion >After what seems like an eternity, you both fall back gasping for air >”Remember that blank picture frame on my bookcase?” You enquire >”I think I know exactly what to put in it.”
>>427668 Would you rather I brand myself, just because I like memes and don't have a preference for where I get my Internets from?
Tolerate, like you are taught.
Aether
>>427385 >>427424 The people have spoken....oh dear god the innuendo is strong with this one. Also for anyone who's wondering yes I was the one who wrote that 'juicy clop' a few days go.
>You shake your head of the event that's just taken place. >When Fluttershy's up the bottle lands on Applejack. >The two waste no time getting in to it. >The two of them are staring you down when Fluttershy breaks the kiss and starts licking from Applejack's chin down to the base of her neck. >You give them a deadpan stare "If the two of you don't tone it down I'm ending this game and kicking you two out."
>Fluttershy squeaks at your threat and the two stop. >You shake your head in disapproval but again your boner betrays you. >Wtf why is this hot? >You hope its the alcohol and not your loneliness setting in. >RD's turn >Bottle spins >please don't be me please don't be me please don't be me >Lands on Twilight >there is a god >RD and Twilight get to it literally right in front of you. >again you're wondering why you're okay with this. >RD is obviously the more experienced of the two, she's positioned herself on top of Twilight during their kiss. >When the two break the kiss you watch as a single strand of saliva starts running down RD's lip. >Okay red flag you've got a hard for your bro now. GreenLogic
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>>427701 To be continued(?)
Really wanted to end it with:
>Then she accidentally nudges your boner and you cum all over the inside of your tent >Poker face AllaboutDash
>>427750 More! You give me inspiration.
In another note. Not sure if i should make another one.
Anonymous
>>427740 Yeah.
Ignoring your pretentious ass.
Anonymous
>>427750 THAT WAS YOU?
OH GOD YOU MADE ME PUNCH MY DICK
Anonymous
>>427815 ...I don't even.
I'm going to ignore this anon now, hopefully there is still somep0ne enjoying my story.
GreenLogic
Could these stories go anywhere past the whole confession and resolution part? How does Anon's day to day life change when he finally gets the pony? Anything worth writing about?
Anonymous
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>>427750 Oh god, I've never read a clop-fic other than the one you wrote earlier but now I find myself hoping that this turns into one. What have you done to me?
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>427750 I love this thread
Jolly
>>427900 Someone should write a series called, "Anon in ponyville", and it's just a chronicle of life in ponyville with no specific "x is a rapist, x is a bro" synopsis.
A lot of people could do that and people could follow different tripfags, like it kinda is now with flutterrapist, rainbro, ect.
>>427868 ...ima flutters this.
I apologize to any anon who was offended or insulted or who hate me because if my use of "Y U SO" and hope that You accept my apology, along with my apology about any posts thereafter, excluding this one, please don't hate me, if that's okay.
Anonymous
>>427954 >I'm that anon from earlier Now I feel like an asshole
It's all good bro
Anonymous
>>427868 ignore the faggot, I like your story. I haven't disliked a story in ages (since the "loltufts" one which was a either a troll or a retard).
Anonymous
>>427868 Don't worry bro. I like your writing.
Jolly
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>>427939 I know you're thinking, "that's just fanfiction", but I'm talking greentext.
The rapidfire-storytelling of greentext has a quality that only it can deliver. It's like Rorchach's journal on EVERYTHING.
Anonymous
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>>427750 You finally did it, /mlp/.
You finally made me get a boner over clopfics.
I hate/love you.
Oh well. Pic related.
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>>427966 >>427975 Thank you
>>427978 Don't worry about it, I forgive you and hope I am forgiven in turn.
Next post is ponies
Aether
>>427750 >>427809 More to come, I second
>>427824 go for it.
>>427822 Uhm....uh....well then...depending on the reaction of those reading you may have to do that again.
>You turn to get up >Unfortunately your boner proudly displays itself from inside your jeans. >Twilight, who'd been taking only a few sips of Dash's Stash, starts giggling when she sees your pride. >"Huh what's Twilight laughin at?" >God damn it Derpy Hooves. >Rarity chimes in for the first time tonight >"It appears as though Anon here...is excited." >"I'm not followin..." >"For Celestia's sake Derpy Anon's got an erection." >Derpy's wings pop out for the first time tonight. >"Oh.." >You're too busy getting ready to walk out to care. >Pinkie jumps up to block your exit >"Oh no Anon, you started this by giving us permission, now you gotta see it through to the end." "Oh really?"
>"Yeah really. If you leave now everyone here is gonna make sure you don't live this down. Right everyp0ny?" >Everyone nods, even RD >you go over the pros and cons of the rest of the night in your head >On one hand you may actually get laid tonight >But it'll be to something of a different species >but you'll finally have something other than your hand to keep you company >But you can kiss morality bye bye. >Fuck it. >You pull a bit out of your pocket and flip it. >Boom heads, you're here to stay. Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
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>>428095 fuckin coins, they always know
Anonymous
>>427938 I'm starting to feel more like you,
so right yet so wrong.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>428165 I do use that face a lot.... It's just relevant so frequently on this board.
>>427653 >Look up and, lo and behold, your under Dash. >think fora split- second and swim up to her and you garb her as quickly as you can. >flips her shit and kicks you by accident. You lose your breath and jump to the surface, gasping. >"Anon! I'm so sorry!" "n-nah..." breathing now hard, and you find it's hard to tread water without the ability to breath.
>dash is worried. "don't...worry..."
>voice is a whisper. >ohfuck. >catch your breath just. As rainbow starts to panic. >"ohmygosh I'm so sorry!" "it's my fault really, it was a stupid prank."
>you both decide to get out of the water. >she won't look you in the eye, she must feel really bad about kicking you. >put an arm around her in a some sort of attempt to comfort her. >her wings get hard and she blushes, looking even further away. >"Anon... Your clothes..." Shit
>let go of her in a hurry. "I'm so sorry Dashie, I forgot."
>you get dressed, and after some more walking, you decide it's lunch time. >wonderful meal. >wonder why there has been so few attempts at you. that's why you only leave the house with Rainbow Dash. >after eating, RD tells you she cooked it herself. >jaw drops. >amazed. "pinkie ain't got nothing on you!"
>her blush. >"you think so?" >hell yeah you do. "of course!"
>happy smile on her lips. You smile too. Anonymous
>>428237 Remember, it's not beastiality if they're cartoon characters with human personality and expressivity.
Anonymous
>>428277 Trying to justify furryness
Yet I agree completely Anonymous
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>>428345 I have fapped to humanized, anthro and regular ponies.
Zero regrets.
Aether
>>428095 >You sit back down with Rainbow and Twilight >By agreeing to this you feel you can't call your bro a bro anymore >Your turn now. >You spin the bottle >watch it in anticipation >lo and behold it lands on Rainbow >fuckfuckfuckfuck >Notice RD is staring at the bottle's landing >"Well....uh...I guess its our turn huh?" "Seems that way yeah."
>She turns and looks up at you >You swear her whole face has turned a shade darker then the rest of her. >Both of you breathe in and out slowly mentally preparing yourself for this. >RD's speaks up >"You know Anon, you can consider this a little revenge." "Wait huh, for what?"
>"Remember when we were hanging out here, and you came out of the shower in nothing but a towel?" "Yeah."
>"Well, here's a little look in to how that made me feel." >Wut? >As you recall that day you're unprepared for RD. >She pulls a Pinkie by pushing you on to your back. >She's a hell of a lot more dominant with you than she was with Twilight >she starts by trailing her tongue down from the base of your neck and ends and your lips. >the two of you lock eyes for a moment before you force her lips against hers. >She doesn't hesitate to open her mouth and let your tongue inside. >Her tongue begins to wrestle with yours fighting for dominance. >"Hey this is gettin good, Anyp0ny want some cake?" >You ignore Pinkie Pie and keep kissing the mare that was just your bro 10 minutes ago. >You decide it best she stops being your bro at this moment. >your boner agrees. As you can see its turning out that way, young fillies hide thine eyes.
Aether
>>428411 >*you force your lips up against hers God damn it how many more times must I do this?!
Anonymous
>>428411 It's half past midnight here, and I have to get up at 6AM.
Not sleeping until this ends. This shall be our finest battle.
Anonymous
>>428445 It's funny, I never notice these errors until you point them out. We read it so fast that our minds piece together broken words.
Albert Reginald
>>428445 When speedily typing to quell hungry fans, it's only normal to make mistakes. Awesome concept for a story, brosef.
Aether
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>>428467 Then let us begin our fight.
>>428474 oh well in that case I'll stop being such a grammar nazi
>>428483 thank yew sir. next part in next post.
Anonymous
>>428467 Same here, its 0:30 but I have to get up at 7.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>428560 Poland, how about you?
Anonymous
>>428633 The land of pizza and mustache.
Anonymous
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>>428659 Pizza and mustaches are the best. I salute your people.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
Aether
>>428411 >After about a minute the kiss ends. >"Okay everyp0ny looks like I'm next." >Twilight takes her turn, ending up with Derpy >Derpy ends up with Applejack on her turn. >"And with that spin the bottle is over." >You're actually disappointed. >over time you've sobered up enough to realize the gravity of the situation. >no fucks were given >"It's time for the next game." >"What game is that Pinkie?" >"Let's go for truth or dare. Pinkie Pie style." "What makes yours so different from the original."
>"Well with the mood being what it is you can imagine." >Fucking perverted ponies >Fucking depraved Anon for not caring. >"Ah think its bout time you opened up yur present there sugarcube." >ooookay? >you get up and make your way over to your present and unwrap it. >you open it to find quite a few items >Ball gags, rope, whips, collars >Somehow you're not surprised >"Ah was thinkin you'd be expectin us ta rape ya, but we had this plan see, to get ya to finally open up to us." >Were they all in on this? >You turn to see Applejack and the others >Applejack has a triumphant smile while the others are blushing and not meeting your gaze. "You clever fucking p0ny."
Anonymous
I just want to point out that all of you are missing excellent opportunities to make "broner" puns
Anonymous
Welp now this is definitely too late, sleep deprivation ain't nothing to buck with. Aether, do you archive your works somewhere? Don't have time to follow the rest of the thread for the conclusion.
AllaboutDash
>>428753 Woah woah woah. Does that mean Rainbro was in on it to?
Anonymous
>>428859 Id like to know this as well.
Anonymous
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please Aether continue the ... story is .. pleaseing
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Sorta want to contrib00t.> Remembers he's a shitty writer > No fucks given. I'll see what I can cook up.
Albert Reginald
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>>428901 I lost my shit reading that
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
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>>428862 indeed, looks like this story is headed for more hot pony sex
Aether did this before in the last thread and at least one dude admitted to losing his clopping virginity. Pretty impressive.
Anonymous
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I sure hope somebody's taken up screencapping duty for Aether's current story, so this gem can be preserved for posterity.
Aether
>>428753 "Dude Rainbow where you in on this?"
>"Anon....you're so clueless if I hadn't of done this you'd of never figured it out." >You're mouth is agape >You facepalm at the realization that she's right >How you somehow managed to write off each blush, wing boner, and stare is beyond your comprehension right now. >You sit back down with the others. >"Let's let Rainbow go first." >Everyone seems to agree with Pinkie. >Rainbow gets a little smug grin on her face. >"Hey Anon, truth or dare? I warn you, if you choose dare its a two parter." >Mull over it in your head for a bit. >Fuck it. "Dare."
>"Okay, first part is to lay down on your back and close your eyes, do not open them until I say otherwise." >You think this is probably gonna go where you think its gonna go. >You comply regardless >You feel someone fidgeting with your pants >Button pops off pants come down then boxers "Whoa whoa wait a mo-"
>"Anon, calm down. We aren't gonna stick a sharpie in your pooper." >You're calm now. >>428859 sorry I couldn't finish in time
>feelsbadp0ny.exe >>428884 I typically save my work on to a document which is then reposted if the thread 404's My first clopper and stories while I was Anonymous are in the first archived thread
Anonymous
>>429001 > archived thread I wouldn't trust the archives that much. Threads there always get spammed by downvotes and only last a couple days.
... because we are the immature ones, and not them. Right? Right?
Anonymous
Awaiting Aethers next clopfic focusing on one pony, group just doesn't cut it for me God speed.
Anonymous
Fuck it's late. Italyman out, hope to see this tomorrow.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>"Anon....you're so clueless if I hadn't of done this you'd of never figured it out." Aether, I’ve done spelling/grammar checks for a few authors before. I understand you’re writing these on the fly, but I’ve seen this mistake multiple times, so I’ll let you know incase it’s actually something you’re not sure about. People don’t say “I would of done that.” It’s “I would have done that” This particular sentence should read: "Anon....you're so clueless if I hadn't done this you'd have never figured it out."
Aether
>>429052 ....fuck.
>>429067 well after every bunch of stories I may sneak one in
>>429099 aww damn don't be forgettin bout us.
>>429146 Thanks for the info. I'll keep it in mind, but yeah if it keeps up let me know, I like having decent grammar for the most part but sentence structure isn't my strong point.
Aether
>>429185 Also I'm going to go ahead and give this a small break, maybe an hour or so. I'm sure Dashie or someone can keep the thread alive until I return.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
Aether
>>429285 if it makes you feel any better I have no college classes on wednesday so I can essentially stay up all night and fill all of your story needs
Anonymous
>>429263 I love your green text stories enough to wait.
Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
>>429342 Cheer mate.
I'll return to this thread in the morrow and read all about the sexy adventures of Rainbro and Anon.
Anonymous
>>429263 Oh snap, Im out for the night then as well. Looking forward to reading the rest of your story tomorrow.
Polishfag out.
AllaboutDash
>>429263 I could make an new story, but if everyone wants to wait for you. That's fine.
Well Anon, you decide?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Lurker since Saturday here, in the absence of the greats I'll see what I can do about a short regular Rainbro story to pass the time.
Anonymous
>>429263 Myself and my raging boner will have to wait till morning. It's nearly my beddy byes time for me.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>429285 NOT SO FAST GEEKMUFFIN
YOU ACTIVATED MY DIRECT TO DVD TRAP CARD
Anonymous
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just to tell ya , are goig to take THAAT much of a time or just like more 30 mins as i can stay up for about 2 more hours
Anonymous
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Oh hey, what about the >rape tumblr? Is the guy who runs that in this thread?
AllaboutDash
>Kicking a chill with Rainbro Dash. Your both babysitting the CMC. >You thank your bro for coming over, not think you could handle the kids yourself. >"Oh Anon, you know all you have to do is ask" >What a bro she is. >Scootaloo comes running in at that moment, yelling something about Applebuck being stuck in a cupboard. >Dash stands up and goes to see the problem. >Knock on the door. >Answer it. Damn Applejack. >She grabs you quickly and pulls you out before you can do anything. >"Now looky here. You're gonna stay nice an' quiet like." >You shake your head at her, but are unable to actually speak. >Fluttershy and Rarity come out of the bushes next to you and you feel your zipper go down. >Fucking ponies. >"Oh my darling. What do we have here." >You tell Rarity to shut up and then check yourself. Idiot. It'd be better if she stayed talking.
AllaboutDash
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>>429708 Applebloom. Fuck. Wasn't concentrating
Aether
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>>429349 Awesome
>>429380 Goodnight sir expect full cloppy goodness tomorrow
>>429388 Later p0ny
>>429521 dang seems like everyone is going to sleep.
>>429708 I like where this is goin.
AllaboutDash
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>You take a deep breath. This has to be the worst timing ever. Unless they put the fillys upto it. Damn. >Suddenly Fluttershy's own trap that she set for you this morning activates, stringing you all up into a net. >You sigh and thank Celestia silently. >The other ponies are arguing about what just happened when your bro comes poking her head around the corner. >"Oh hey there Anon. I got into the kitchen and Scootaloo confessed so i thought i'd come out here and fix this trap again." >You cannot help but feel so much gratitude towards your bro right now. >She grins at you and cuts open the net, spilling everyone out onto the ground. >Before Rarity and the others can recover, you and your Rainbro are back inside with your ears to the door, listening to them argue. >Such a bro. End. Sorry guys. I know it's short but i wasn't planning to make a huge one. Just like a few short instances of Rainbro being a bro.
!!k3v/s9RPhHN
>Anon quickly jumps out of bed, heart racing. >your nightmare, once again, has interrupted your peaceful slumber >As you sit there trying to relax, you recall your dream. >every week you dream it at least once, and it still bothers you as much as it did the first time you had it about 3 months ago >In the dream you are an old man, walking through a dark, empty ponyville. >you keep looking for lights or signs of life, but none are in sight >There’s a deep dark feeling of being all alone in the world >But then there’s always a flash, and BAM! You always wake up with your heart racing >You slowly recall where you are, and then it hits you. The headache and pain. "Ugh, fucking sun!">After another night of drinking with rainbow dash, you forgot to close the curtains before crashing... again. >stumble to your feet, go take a cold shower and prep for the day >after getting dressed, you go downstairs. >Be glad to see a note on the table, and a basket of bread, muffins, and other baked goods. >read the note I have no clue where this is going
Anonymous
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what are you waiting for Aether , I NEED MY CLOP !! ( not trying to put pressure upon you , take the time you need to make it as hot as possible lol )
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...do I really have to keep the stories going..?
!!k3v/s9RPhHN
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>>429895 2/?
>"Hay Anon! Thanks for another TOTALLY AWESOME weekend! Can't wait to do it again with ya sometime soon! I saw that you are getting low on food, so I thought you could use some fresh stuff. Derpy made these muffins just last night, so you know they are good! - Rainbro" >Signature and writing checks out, must be safe "Rainbro, fucking best mare in equestria!" you say to yourself
>mental note to thank her later >Have a great meal of muffins, butter, and milk >as you eat, you remember the dream and think about why it always bothered you >You slowly realize how alone you really are. With no girl, no chance or way of going home. You really are all alone... >but what happens at the end? What shakes you awake every time? >You do your best to shake off the thought Aether
>>429001 >you sit there with your eyes closed >You can hear the mane 6 and derpy whispering among themselves >You can feel the stares on your broner not giving a fuck at this point. >Point of no return >You feel somep0ny's tongue above your left knee >It starts to trail up your thigh, until it ends right below your sack. >you can feel the breath on your erection >If you weren't excited about this before you sure as hell are now. >You're now at full attention and ready to go >yourbodyisready.png >you can't see it but you can feel somep0ny take your member in to their mouth all the way to its base. >the sudden warm wet feeling elicits a groan from you. >You can hear pinkie giggling at your reactions >You feel too good to tell her to shut up. >whoever is going to town on your erection knows what their doing. >after bobbing their mouths upon your erection they pull up to the point of only having your head still inside their warmth. >You feel yourself almost lose it when your mystery p0ny starts sucking on the head of your member with a ferocity no woman has given you before. >your mystery p0ny continues this for a bit before you feel yourself getting close. >"Hehehe I'm sure Dashie would tell you to open youe eyes but..she has her mouth full." >Ba dum tiss >You're feeling too damn good to care, you get to open your eyes too. >As you open them you see Rainbow looking up at you with your member in her mouth. >demeyes.png >with one final plunge to take your member in to her mouth you push her head down making her take it all. >you release, pumping your seed down her throat with a force you'd never thought possible by human standards. >not only does she swallow, she keeps sucking to make sure she's gotten every single drop. Back in full swing fillies.
>>428276 >You wonder what to do next. >decide to check up on twilight. >she's in the middle of writing to celestia. >you let her finish, and spike sends it then says hello. "hey spike, hey twilight, what's up?"
>"nothing, just finished another letter to celestia. >realize you haven't met celestia. "I still haven't seen her yet."
>twilight gasps, just realizing that fact. >"you should meet her right away." >rainbow answers for you. >"we're having a movie night, and meeting celestia would take forever, maybe tomorrow." "yeah... Maybe tomorrow."
>you're now a broken record. Damn. >leave twilights and head back to dash's. >it's afternoon but it's a slow day so you decide to start movie night early. >Commence awesome movies. >soon enough it's late and you're halfway through the pile of movies. >sudden romance. >look at the case you just got it from. Looks manly. >maybe derpy has a second job. >ignore that thought and watch movie. >not cliché at all, oh are impressed with the quality of the movie. >once over, Dash looks at you. >"and you picked that out." "I know, it was actually really good."
>sound like the flamer but it's okay, it was a good movie. >realize you just were prejudice, slap yourself. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Anonymous
>>430172 Why do you do this to me, Aether
You glorious bastard
IdonotfaptohorsesIdonotfaptohorses
God dammit I fap to horses
Anonymous
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i cant handle all these mixed emotions going on in my head right now. i just want to to outside and ride my feelings away in the dark country roads. but i cant, its 2am and raining, i just dont know what to do. damn you aether
Aether
>>430172 >With a wet plop she releases your member. >Dear lord you're still fully erect ready to go again. >Even RD is surprised >Pinkie speaks up >"Anon here's gone almost a year without it girls. He's hardly masturbated either why are you surprised?" >Wonder how Pinkie knows so much about your personal life. >Remember Twilight telling you about the 'Fluttershy Modeling' incident where she literally popped out everywhere. >Fucking voyeur Pinkie >"Oh oh oh oh me next!" >Pinkie takes off to your present >She grabs a ball gag and collar which she puts on herself. >She bends over your bed >She motions for you to come over >You look back at RD almost as if you're asking for her permission. >"The hell you looking at me for Anon? You gonna keep Pinkie waiting? It's your birthday, live it up a little. You better enjoy it while it lasts buddy cause something on this scale won't be happening again for a looong time." >Well why the fuck not? >You position yourself at the entrance to Pinkie's marehood. >She's motioning for you to grab her collar, which you do. >You smile to yourself >If she's as much of a masochist as you think you decide you're gonna play with her a little. >You only stick the head of your member in to Pinkie >Oh she feels it and she wants it >You can feel the wetness of her marehood on the tip of your member. >You get a good hold on her collar and yank her back while thrusting forward, making her take all of you at once. >She emits a loud cry of pleasure as she feels you fill her hole. >You can't see Pinkie's face but you assume she's enjoying herself. >You start thrusting in to Pinkie's marehood slow, agonizingly slow. >rope
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awesome, still up
>>430228 >she looks at you shocked. >"Anon!" "It's nothing, really."
>she believes you. >you're about to put a other movie in when her hoof stops you. >you look at her. >she looks deep into your eyes. >damn she has beautiful eyes... >why is she staring? "um..."
>she blushes and looks away, suddenly nervous. >not like rainbow dash. Something's up. "way is it?"
>"Do you remember how I said 'special' movie night?" "yeah."
>where is she going with this. >"...well... I meant special..." >she gives you an 'I'm sorry look. >unmarked disk into DVD Player >porn. >it's a porno. >your bro just put a porno on. >what just happened. >stare at her. >she's ashamed. >can't do anything besides stare. >she gets embarrassed and looks away. And straight at the porn. >she can't look away. >you just now realize the porn you're watching is human. >with you staring, she slowly starts to please herself. >{automatic response: total shutdown of all higher functions} >your brain, it wont work. I'm sorry.
Anonymous
>>430243 The very first time I EVER fapped to anything pony related, was in that clopfic Aether wrote a few days ago, you guys know the one.
Aether
>>430613 Yeah and I still have that saved too.
TheAnonymousTripfag !!8C9FDG69LLX
TheAnonymousTripfag !!8C9FDG69LLX Wed 07 Mar 2012 06:23:00 No. 430695 Report >>430633 I never saw it because I came in late, and now I'm regretting...link or something?
Anonymous
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>>430605 Dash likes human porn is now a meme?
Sly bitch.
Aether
>>430695 I've got no link but I can repost after this. Though two cloppers back to back may make OP sore if he's still here.
Anonymous
>>430746 Ignore him, do what makes you the most satisfied.
Anonymous
>>430633 pastebin that shit also why the fuck am i reading a thread about cartoon horses fucking people and why doesn't it seem that weird
Anonymous
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>>430811 agree pastebin.
reposts are for fatgets.
>>430605 >RD is getting into it, moans now coming from her as she continues to please herself. >you feel our mind trying to work again, but nothing seems to be happening. >Dash has now forgotten you're here in her pleasure and is now almost rolling around in ecstacy as she touches herself. >you hear a climaxing scream and your brain wakes up. >first thought: what is a boner doing between your legs? >second thought: why did rainbow just masturbate in front of you to a human porno? >third thought: you're stuck here without human women, why not enjoy what you can? >fourth thought: I'm hungry. >"...what..???" >rd is looking at you oddly. >you've been talking out loud. >the fucks you give. >look her dead in the eye. >seriousface. "you turned me on."
>her face lights up. >"...there is a porn on..." Alt. ending
>serious face. "you turned me on"
>face lights up. "now make me a sandwich I'm bucking hungry."
Anonymous
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>>430811 You have entered what some would call the dark side of the fandom,(not me) welcome and enjoy your stay.
Anonymous
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>RainBRO Dash Thread >clopfics, clopfics everywhere
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>>430894 Yup, I'm done with that.
My mind why you stop working on ideas?
Bitch please I'm jacking off here.
>I'm alone Dear god I'm insane.
...um... Sorry...
For that and what my story has become.
Aether
>>430555 >>430803 Well right now i'm looking to satisfy the readers to satisfy myself.
>>430811 Because....uh....ponies bro?
>You keep going with your slow rhythm >Pinkie seems to be twitching a bit >You hear her growl "What was that Pinkie? You want me to stop?"
>Pinkie turns and looks at you, her eyes seem to be holding a flame within. >She takes the ball gag out of her mouth >"I swear if you don't rut me harder I'll-" >She gaps as you pull out, then thrust back in with all your might. "What was that Pinkie?"
>"N...nothing Anon...just keep going please?" >From the way she asked you can't help but comply. >You start thrusting yet again, this time you keep the same speed, but unlike before you pull out until only your head remains inside her, you then thrust your hips forward with all your might, slamming back in to Pinkie. >Your thrusts pick up a little in speed. >Each thrust makes Pinkie cry out in pleasure. >You're now pulling on her the leash of her collar harder than before, pushing you deeper in to her. >Soon she's moving in time with your thrusts. >The way her warm wet marehood wraps around you is almost enough to drive you over the edge. >But you're not done yet, not until you make that cute pink p0ny under you come. >The wet slapping sound of your slamming in to Pinkie's marehood fills the room. >The others are sitting there watching you >RD and the others have their hooves rubbing themselves >Twilight for some odd reason has a pen and notebook, she's eyeing you. >The fuck? >You're too busy making pinkie scream to care. >Each thrust seems to maker her scream louder than the last. Anonymous
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>>431097 So you're screwing somepony other than RD?
Aether you tramp
Albert Reginald
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>>431097 Ponies.
The explanation for everything.
I approve.
Aether
I've come to somewhat of an impasse here. I can keep going and have you please all the mares in the room or we can just leave it with the two of them and I can write in something like 'advance to next day.' or something. Don't want you guys growing bored of my work.
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Anonymous
>>431190 Did you really have to ask?
And don't forget Derpy!!!!
Anonymous
>>431190 I'd say more RD, but thats just me
Anonymous
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>Clopfics That's not how you make these stories. Fuck. There's never sex, or anything like that. It's just close, and questionable.
>>431097 Aether you bucking genious not only have you
turned my mind turn into a clopping pile of nothing, your amazing clopfic made me ruin my story, gave me an unwanted boner and now I'm having problems going to bed for finals.
Please don't stop.
AllaboutDash
>>431190 I think skipping ahead is the best choice
Anonymous
>>431190 if ya can please only do it with RD next but if ya want all the mares then do it , up to you after all
Anonymous
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>>431190 please my good sir, do em all, might as well have flutterrape and applerape over with
Anonymous
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>>431190 ALL OF THEM, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES
Anonymous
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>>431190 All of them, please
Aether
>>431199 I can see the twinkle in your eye but ya gotta realize each one of them are probably going to have an entire post to themselves, is why I'm implying you guys being bored after a while.
>>431216 Why would I forget Derpy?
>>431220 Oh don't worry she'll be getting hers in this and the sequel to this. I've yet to see a part two to any ending with RD having her feelings accepted.
>>431234 Well....uh....thanks? I hope it doesn't distract you from your finals.
>>431237 I can see you're coming from but right now it seems the people wish for me to continue.
>>431269 hence the sequel I'm cooking up after this story, that one will be a bit more lovey dovey with implied cloppiness
Anonymous
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>>431311 >Why would I forget Derpy? Thanks, bro. I'm holding my boner for her.
Anonymous
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>>431190 I could see it going both ways, perhaps do one or two more and see what happens
Anonymous
>>430695 For you and all you others who lost their clop virginity to this magnificent work.
http://i.imgur.com/GCyzD.png Anonymous
>>431311 >Lovey dovey with implied cloppiness Hooray!
Aether you're too good to us
>>431311 ...I am no longer deserving of my internets, so I give them to aether.
Albert Reginald
>>431311 Clopfic or not, I enjoy your writing. It's greentext, but it's still writing dammit. And shit, I'm not even fapping to this. I just enjoy reading your shit, man. I, for one, don't see myself getting bored anytime soon so I'm game for more.
Jolly
Aether: I'd love to see some professional fanfiction by you, non-greentext. Seriously, not just this clopfic stuff: I've seen your other stories, they've all been quite good. Just consider it. And if you ever write anything pro, please post it on here. I'll be really excited.
Anonymous
Not Rainbro but screw that, I'm writing about what I want to. Forgive me the possible language mistakes.>day 153 in Equestria, early in the morning >summer >you walking around the house with the biggest boner in your pants >frustraded due to the lack of any sexual intercourse and over 9000 degrees of heat >you think to yourself that you cannot even end one single jackoff, beeing interrupted by the mane six and adventures all the time >to unleash the fury you decide to jump on the wall >wooden wall is way thinner then you thought, and you are really mad >you are going entirely through it, turning it into splinters >you land outside on the grass, going blind for the moment due to the shock and intense sunlight >mentioning the light, you hear the familiar voice when lying down, facing the ground >you don't give a fuck to get up anyway >two ponies have found you, you recognize Twilight by the voice and Pinkie Pie by the scent of Bubble Gum >Twi: oh anon are you alright? >You don't even care to response >Twi: I hope it's nothing serious. >Pinkie: anon? Please wake up. Please please please! >She says while lighttly pushing you with both hooves >As you sense that Pinkie might start crying any moment now, and you would really feel sorry causing this you decide to roll over on your back and open your eyes
Anonymous
>>431582 >"Hi girls, how are you" you act like nothing happend. >Twi: Oh thank celestia! >Both mares delivers you a warm hug >Both their soft furs and nice scents cause your boner to be fully reestablished >You feel bad with it, take deep breath and pray they don't notice your mighty erection >Twi: Anon, what happend? >"Don't worry Twilight, it is completely normal for humans to literally go thorough the walls from time to time" >Twi: Nonsens. This is too weird even for you... Anon I'm really starting to worry. >"Thanks but you really don't have to" >Pinkie: Oh silly Twilight! You are so clever and still can't tell what bothers Anon? >Both you and Twi looks at Pinkie. >Oh god don't tell me she knows. Let it not be "it" >Few seconds of silence >Oh god please don't. It would be the biggest shame ever. >Pinkie: He just feels tierd after our last adventure and because of that terrible heat. Right Anon? >GOD EXISTS >"I-ee, yes Pinkie, actually..." >Pinkie: And, with support of Pinkie's Pie methods he will be back to normal with no time! >Pinkie giggles while hugging your arm. >This isn't going to end well. Anonymous
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>>431364 yup this is it... best thing I've ever read on 4chan so far and the first time I ever clopped *saves*
Anonymous
>>431593 >midday >boarding up hole in your house you made earlier >at least you have something to do and can forget for a while about you boner problems >all of sudden, Pinkie Pie >Pinkie: HAY ANON! >Suprised, you drop the hammer on your naked foot. >"AOUCH! PINKIE PIE! You came here to cause me a hearth attack?" >Pinkie: No. I am here to accompany you remember? >"Uh, well yeah, alright. Just don't do that again ok?" >Pinkie: Okiee dokie loki! >She's hoofing you a balloon. >You take the balloon. It immediately faces the nail protrounding from the wall and explodes in your face. >You somehow manage to stand it with no reaction besides closing your eyes. >Pinkie gives you a fake smile. >Job's done >You come inside, Pinkie following you Aether
>>431097 >You can feel yourself getting close but you're not going to leave Pinkie hangin. >your left hand is preoccupied with the leash so why not let your right hand do something >You decide to go all in for this >You speed up your thrusts while still rutting her as hard as you can. >With your right hand you find her clit and start rubbing it >She bites in to your blanket to stifle her cries. >You feel her marehood tighten up around your member. >her movements become a bit sporadic as she climaxes. >her cries of ecstasy bring you over the edge as you release your seed inside of her. >You pull out of her after you feel you've finally stopped. >yours and pinkies mixed juices start to slide out of her and in to your floor. >You can't seem to find a single buck to give. >The only thing that seems to catch your attention is that your erection is still fully erect >God damn your broner is a trooper. >Derpy makes her way over to you and a now seemingly unconscious Pinkie >"I've got you next." >She takes you in to her mouth, lapping at the juices that have drenched your member. >One of her eyes look up at you >The other eye looks at your member when she's finally done cleaning it of yours and Pinkie's juices. >you pick her up and set her on your bed on the opposite side of Pinkie. >You position Derpy so she faces Pinkie. >before you enter Derpy's waiting marehood she looks back at you, nervousness apparent in her eyes. >"Anon, please be gentle with me." >That face makes you daaw inside. >Respecting her wishes you slowly fill her with your throbbing erect member. >You hear her moan as she takes you all the way to the hilt. Anonymous
>>431617 >You sit at the table, connecting your hand together and putting them at your cheek >Pinkie: Anon! Smile! Please do it! For me. Otherwise I'll think you don't like me anymore. >She's giving you a wide smile and blinking adorably at you at the same time >It actually drive you a smile as well... a little but still. >Needles to say Pinkie looks exited about her progress anyway >You grab a bottle of water with one hand and scratch Pinkie behind the ear with the other for two seconds >Pinkie: I almost forget! I bring you a little suprise to cheer you up! >"hmm?" >She pulls out an intresting looking muufin >Pinkie: Eat up! It's goooood. You have my word. >You do as she says. It's actually pretty delicious. >"mmm, good. What is in it?" >Pinkie: Oh you know, the common stuff; apples, chocolate... hazelnuts! >suddenly horror on your face >Pinkie: Anon? >"I'm badly allergic to hazelnuts." >"I need a bucket. Ugh, I need it now!" dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
I leave for half a day and suddenly all of you are clopping furiously? I hardly even see any complaints that sexytimes aren't brotimes! AETHER WHAT DID YOU DO?
Anonymous
>>431666 >Lying on couch, not moving, not talking, just groaning >Pinkie with sad face slowly rolling her head from left to right on your chest and making circles with her hoof on your stomach >Pinkie: Anon please say something. >"Ugggghh" >Pinkie: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I didn' know. I'm really sorry. *sniff* Anon please... >You want to loudly say something mean, but you manage to pull that idea away and insted you say... >"Curse that heat" >She spots her last chance. >Pinkie: because you wear these pointless clothes all the time! Why do you need them anyway? >She pull the shirt off you. Alright, it's nothing bad with this, you allow her to. >Suddenly your boner strikes back. >better be careful >Without question Pinkie tries to take off your pants with her teeth. >"Not the pants Pinkie Pie." >Pinkie: whuat? >She takes them off with single pull and put them away on floor just as you yell >"NOT THE PANTS" >Your mighty, erected equipment is revealed >"PINKIE PIE!" >She sit, drops her jaw and stares blankly at your men's pride >Now you feel ashamed Anonymous
>>431685 >get up, trying to hide your private parts with one hand and reach pants with the other >pull them on >"You should at least look away you know!" >"A- I-ee" >"And what? Are you proud of yourself ruining my day?" >This one actually hits her and brings her back to reality >Pinkie: Anon I'm sorry! Please don' be mad! >"Yes you are always sorry! And what was that just before the moment?" And Earlier today?! And last saturday? And last week?! >You are causng her to step away >"look at yourself! You are an adult! It means you should be more serious when needed to! And to think before do! >In rage you violently moves your fists in the air, >because of that Pinkie thinks you are going to hit her, so she closes her eyes, bond in the corner and shaking she waits for the punch >You calm down, as tears are flowing from her eyes >Looking at this make you feel like living shit >you sit down, and with head down you just say >go home Pinkie Pie. >You lock the door after she leaves, and manage to hear her crying wispering to herself >Pinkie: I just wanted to help... >"I know" You wisper to yourself Aether
>>431405 Well its because of you guys I'm popular, what kind of writer would I be if I didn't listen to those that liked my work? I'd be like one of those faggy actors that think the world owes them everything.
>>431456 I shall keep your internets in a safety deposit box upon your retrieval
>>431466 I'm glad to hear it.
>>431558 Thanks very much for the compliments. I'll eventually have some free time to get started on writing. The funny thing of it is I'm hoping to become a script writer after I graduate.
>>431681 I opened the floodgates....I have no regrets.
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Dear god I'm freaking out how can anyone be this good at posting cloPfics?!?!?!? I have to end this addiction, but this thread has to be here when I come back...
Anonymous
>>431702 >sundown >you feel like an asshole after the argument >sure she was annoying, but this is just the way she is, also the ponies are very sensitive >Knock on the door >It's Pinkie Pie >Pinkie: Anon are you home? It's me. Please let me in. >You open up, kneel and immediately hug her strongly >"Pinkie I'm sorry about that. You know I would never harm you" >Pinkie: And will you forgive me- >"yes, don't worry about it" >Pinkie: Everything? >"Everything" >Just as you said you release the hug, stroke her mane and give her honest simle Yes I realized I sometimes forget he letters.
Anonymous
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>>431704 More derpy action ... please lol
Anonymous
>>431739 >"come in. We won't stand at the doorstep" >Pinkie: Anon, I want to give you something along with my apology. >It's another muffin >Pinkie: no hazelnuts this time. >She clearly awaits you to eat this, so you do. >She smiles and hugs your arm, giggling friendly. >You talk about the gossips for 2 minutes >suddenly you feel weak, and sleepy, >"Pinkie I need to lie down for a while" >She makes sure you make it to the bed. >You realize something is definitely wrong >"Pinkie Pie What is goning on?" >Pinkie: Shh. It's alright Anon I'm with you. Nothing bad is going to happend I promise. >You are slowly losing connection with reality >She climbs on your bed, lies next to you, look you in the eyes, makes circles on your chest with her hoofs, and hums slowed down version on mlp theme song >You cannot move anymore. >"Pinkie... Wa-a..." >Pinkie: It's alright. I'm with you. Now get some rest. >As she said that she strongly hugs your chest and wisper >Pinkie: wow. I can hear your heart beating. >And she continues to hum. This is the last thing you remember. I've got to write the last part yet, but tell me if this is even worth it.
Anonymous
>>431781 I'm d'awwing my heart out even with the unfortunate similarities to the fanfic that shall not be named. Please continue.
Anonymous
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>>431781 what ever to make not kill myself for waiting ofr aether's fic is a welcome gift, please continue
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
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>>431681 don't be that upset, they went first base in your last story
>>431704 By all means please keep going.
....I will be awaiting the part where you get to Twilight very anxiously
also, here's a relevant picture for everyone who's clopping at this point
http://e621.net/post/show/187239 I lost my clopping virginity to Megasweet
Anonymous
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>>431781 Please don't wake up strapped to a medical table!
Anonymous
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>>431781 >Nothing bad is going to happend I promise. DONT BREAK A MOTHA FUKKIN PINKY PROMISE!
Anonymous
>>431814 Actually I know almost no pony fanfic, and I didn't plan it to be smilar to anything. You can believe my word. So you can as well name it, will read it later with pleasure.
Need a short break now.
Anonymous
>>431948 Cupcakes, bro. I'm talking about Cupcakes. If you haven't heard of it then I don't recommend you read it, and if you do, it certainl will not be with pleasure.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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Alright, you guys finish clopping. I'm gonna go cook and eat dinner. I'll be back. I hope all the semen is cleaned up.
Aether
>>431626 >You start off slow, waiting for Derpy to get used to your member >She relaxes, taking you in deeper >upon first entry it felt like a vice but now that's she's really getting in to it her juices are starting to flow freely >This lubrication mixed with her tightness is unique. >As your thrusts start to pick up in speed her moans gradually become louder >Pinkie 'wakes up' to see Derpy's fun. >Pinkie leans in and kisses Derpy while you pound her from behind. >Pinkie's tongue easily dominates Derpy's when it makes its way in to Derpy's mouth. >Pinkie breaks their lust filled kiss >"Mmmm you taste like Anon....I want more.." >Pinkie goes back in and the two start their battle for dominance yet again. >You didn't notice Rainbow leave the room or return. >She leaps on to your bed as you're speeding up your thrusts. >"Hey Anon?" >You turn to meet her gaze >she stands up on her hind hooves and her lips meet yours. >Dear lord how can you get even harder right now is beyond you. >Derpy certainly notices, though her moans are stifled by Pinkie's lips. Albert Reginald
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>>431814 I think I know of the one you speak of. Honestly that one was uninteresting. That, and at the time of the skimming I was getting into creepypastas, which led me to believe I was being followed by a ghost or something after watching a creepy gif for a few seconds.
Oh gawd I hope this ends well.
Anonymous
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>>432009 C'mon get off me. The only similarity is the drugged muffin, which is almost a common cliche in clopfics and fanfics anyway.
Anyway, be patient now.
Anonymous
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>>432040 god this shit is golden , strugling to do not clop ( waiting for the end )
Anonymous
>>432009 Ah yes. Infamous in pony fandom. If you want to have a vague idea about it then watch this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=43AuJjuxqAw Anonymous
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>>431626 >One of her eyes look up at you >The other eye looks at your member Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>432040 something that just occured to me...
how the hell did they get rarity into this?
AllaboutDash
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>>432194 She wants you as bad as Fluttershy or Applejack. It's just she is too prissy to chase you all the time
Aether
>>432040 >Rainbow has her hooves wrapped around your shoulders, using you as a prop so she can deepen the kiss the two of you are sharing. >Rainbow's kissing causes you drive your member in to Derpy harder than before >This time Pinkie's kiss isn't able to muffle Derpy's moans as she cries out from your constant thrusting. >Suddenly Derpy breaks the kiss she's sharing with Pinkie >"Wait Anon, stop." >Despite your lust filled mind you're able to hear Derpy. >You begrudgingly break the kiss you sharing with RD to look down at her. >"Can...can you turn me around?" >You don't see why not. >You pull out of her and let her get situated >She guides your member back in to her warm wet hole. >She emits a loud cry as you plunge in to her for a second time. >When Derpy wraps her back hooves around your waist you realize just how close you're getting. >before you pull out though Derpy grabs you with her forehooves and pulls you down to meet her gaze. >You're still wondering how any of them are able to grab you with hooves >She looks in to your eyes >Both of her fucking eyes are locked on you. >This drives you over the edge >With one hard thrust you release your seed for the third time tonight >When you pull out of Derpy you look down at her again thinking you've fixed her eye alignment >You laugh a little when you see one of her eyes go off in some random direction. >She gives you a quick kiss. >"Thanks for the fun Stud Muffin." >You hear Rainbow giggle at Derpy's pet name for you. Albert Reginald
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>>432143 As I said, I just skimmed the fanfic. That video pretty much summed up what I assumed happened in the story. The video kinda killed the darkness of it though. Made me laugh.
Not to say that it would completely fuck up someone else though. And the statement in the beginning was lolworthy. Not because of what it said, mostly because it was like "Professional Lawyer Statement. Suddenly HAPPY DANCING"
Anonymous
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I can see this is gonna get even crazier when Berry Punch wakes up from her alcohol-induced slumber downstairs...
Anonymous
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could derpy's muffin been filled with boner pills? (i cant believe my life has come to the point that that question makes sense)
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
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>>432366 now on to mane6
I don't have fetishes for background ponies
....except Octavia, obviously
Anonymous
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>>432366 >Both of her fucking eyes are locked on you. >This drives you over the edge MY SIDES! and my boner my body is clearly confused.
Anonymous
Jolly
You know what i just realized? How egotistical is it that the moment we envision ourselves in ponyville, we all automatically assume that the whole of the mane six, plus Derpy, all want our dick so bad they're willing to resort to rape for it? Just how foreveralone are we all?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>>432544 I don't.
Notice that none of mine have ANY of them after you but Dash, and even then only to fulfill the thread idea.
Frankly, I think you're all very silly ponies.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>432544 Obviously because everyone on /mlp/ is a stud IRL.
Anonymous
Requesting Vinyl Scratch rape attempt?
Albert Reginald
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>>432544 I don't think it's that. I believe it's just that the inhabitants of Equestria have never seen a human before. I don't doubt that at least one pony would want to give what everyone else is thinking a shot.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>432537 working on it right now.
pony++ !!YzlZEupn28N
>>432597 how would that even work...
vinyl has literally NO set personality, why bother making a rapefic out of her?
Anonymous
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>>432671 One of Mane6 invites you to rave, Vinyl Scratch drugs the fuck out of you?
Albert Reginald
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>>432585 Fucking agreement
Aether
>>432366 >Pinkie, after finally being able to move, decides to go ahead and head out for the night. >She waves goodbye as she sets out. >Derpy follows close behind, blowing you a kiss as she leaves. >Apparently Fluttershy and Applejack pleased each other while you were busy with Derpy and Pinkie. >The two of them are snuggled up in one of your blankets on the floor. >With all of this out in the open you don't mind them sleeping in your room. >"So I feel as though I should go next, after all the best way to learn about something is to test it yourself." >You look at your now flaccid member. "Sorry Twi, I think I'm done for the night."
>Twilight smiles at you and her horn begins to glow. >You see hearts fly from her horn. >Oh fuck want it/need it. >The hearts flow in to your dick. >"I know what you're thinking Anon, don't worry, this spell is a bit different." >You feel your flaccid member start to harden again. >Rainbow and Twilight are both looking at your now throbbing erection intently. >Rarity is as well, but her nature allows her to hide it a hell of a lot better than the others. >With a soft push Rainbow and Twilight push you on to your bed. >Rarity, Twilight, and Rainbow join you. >Rarity dropped all acts of stature and poise which she shows in how she's staring at your lower half. >Fucking Viagra spell. Anonymous
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>>432544 not really ego boosting. main chars easier to write about, they have a backsotry, a personality , etc.
if they wrote about a background pony of an OC. they would have to do all that and make it harder for themselves, maybe losing readers because everyone has a short attention span here it seems.
the reader would not have any emotional connection to the OC.
but thats a good hint for fanfic writers about human trapped in ponyworld.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>432716 heh... I was gonna be upset for a moment, no way are you skipping Twilight
viagra spell = win
Aether
>>432800 I'm getting a little dry on ideas so I thought 'Viagra why not?' But yeah I'll be ending this within the next two to three posts. This last bit is gonna be a doozy
Albert Reginald
>>432860 >This last bit is gonna be a doozy Got 'dem shivers, huh?
Anonymous
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>>432860 >I'll be ending this within the next two to three posts I might actually get to bed on time tonight :D
Aether
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>>432891 if you call trying to write in a successful four way with Anon pleasing rarity, twilight, and rainbow then yes I do have shivers, of doubt that it'll bomb. doesn't mean I'm not gonna try though.
Anonymous
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>>432860 is it goig to thake much time? It's getting kinda late
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>yfw no matter how awesome of a birthday party you ever have, you will never get to fuck the mane 6
Anonymous
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>>433015 got my b-day in a month, hopefully ill be loaded up on enough drugs to think thats what im doing.
a man can dream, or hallucinate.
Anonymous
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Rainbow Dash approves of this thread.
Aether
>>432716 >The three begin to work cleaning you of Derpy's juices. >Rainbow works your tip while Twilight works the shaft. >You sigh and a smile creeps on to your features when Rarity starts to run her tongue along your sack, she plops one of your balls in to your mouth and sucks a bit. >The three of them alternate between those three areas like some kind of well oiled machine. >Oh dear lord if you can just hold it for another five minutes. >Suddenly the three stop. >Rainbow positions herself above your throbbing member. >She looks at you with half closed eyes, a smile ever so present. >She slowly takes your member in to her >The way her marehood wraps around your erection is like a dream. >By the time she's at the base she's soaked you in her mare juices >God damn has she been wanting this. >She lets out a pleased gap as she feels you fill her up. >"Anon, you have no idea how much I've been wanting this....." >You smile up at her and thrust once from below. >You swear she almost came from that alone. >Her loud squeak, along with her eyes rolling in to the back of head made it seem that way. "You okay there Rainbow?"
>"What did you say Anon?" "You okay there Rainbo-"
>She smiles and puts a hoof over your mouth. >"You finally called me RainBOW..." >She bites her lip and starts to bounce upon your member. >You didn't know how much that meant to her but from how enthusiastically she's riding you, you assume you just made her night. >Rarity and Twilight whisper to themselves then nod. >Twilight positions herself over your mouth >She lowers herself on to your while Rarity positions herself over your left hand. Anonymous
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>>432716 These clopfics of yours are my new guilty pleasure
>Theomo shall Yes, yes Theomo will
Anonymous
>>431781 >You are slowly waking up, trying understand where are you and what is actually happening >still cannot move >you are a little calmer realizing things are as they were before you fade off >Actually they are not, Pinkie is gone >AS WELL AS YOUR SHIRT >shit, shit, shit, ok calm down... Your pants are on with the belt untouched, your crotch is dry, it means you have not been raped... yet >you look at the window, sunset is long gone you also notice serval candles on the sill >in fact, candles are also on shelves, tables, above the fireplace >your fareplace has been lighted >as you are now fully awake you realize you still cannot move >because your hands and legs are tied to the bed >alright what the actual flying fuck >now you are scared even more than when you were fighting werewolves on your last journey >You are worried, thinking about the worst, and denying it >Pinkie is not like that, It's propobly one of her games, only a stupid joke >She is going to so regreat it when it is over... >If it is... >Your heart stop for a second and your pupils are going little >As Pinkie Pie is entering the room humming happily... With a fucking knife in her mouth >Seeing this you decide not to admit that you are already awake more incoming shortly
Anonymous
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>>433261 >With a fucking knife in her mouth This better not go where I think it will
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>433188 Derpy gets fucked but Twilight only gets eaten out?
..........meh
Aether
>>433188 >You get your first taste of mare since your time in ponyville. >You gotta say you can't complain >You enthusiastically begin to explore Twilight's marehood with your tongue, lapping at her juices as you poke and prod with it. >You and Rainbow have gotten in sync with your movments enticing a cry from Rainbow. >She bites in to her hoof to stifle her cries of pleasure. >Meanwhile you've started teasing Rarity's clit and marehood with your hands. >"Oh Darling yes! Why can't p0nies have hands?!" >Silly Rarity >After a few minutes of this they alternate, Rarity gets your member while Rainbow gets your mouth and Twilight gets your hands. >When Rarity impales herself upon you she doesn't really make any indication of pleasure other than a soft moan....until she leans forward. >With you going to town on Rainbow's marehood you can't see here eyes nearly bulge out of her head. >"That's the spot! Right there!" >God damn is the fashionetta vocal >She's grinding on your member now apparently hitting her spot with each movement. >While you're nibbling on Rainbow's clit you notice her taste is a bit more bitter than Twilight's but you love it all the same. >Rainbow positions her forehooves around your head, blocking your ears from hearing just how vocal they are really getting. Jolly
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>>433360 Derpy's in it for the pleasure. Twilight's doing this for purely academic purposes.
"Advanced friendship" and whatnot.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>433397 ah, sorry. I spoke too soon.
Anonymous
>>433261 >She makes it to your kitchen, and coming back without anything sharp >She notices you are awake. >Pinkie: Anon! You are awake! >"What for you needed that Pinkie Pie?" >Pinkie: Oh you mean the knife? Well, I had plenty of time waiting for you so I decided I would make some cleaning and tidy up your kitchen. >At least I will stay alive. >Pinkie: You are not angry because of this are you? >"not because of this!" >"What is the meaning off all this? Why did you tie me up?" >Pinkie: Anon... >She makes it to the bed, climb on it, lies next to you, hugs your half-naked body, delivers a nice kiss on your cheek and says quietly: >Pinkie: I love you, you know? >Despite the entire situation you found it really pleasant >Her fur is so soft, you can feel it on your naked skin, and damn she smells really nice >Boner I beg you get the fuck out >Back to reality, maybe I should do what she demands, or perhaps show I am mad? Yell at her? What to do... >"I know Pinkie. BUT WHAT THE HAY IS THAT ALL ABOUT!" >Pinkie: You don't have to yell you know I can hear you perfectly. >"Maybe I would not If I wasn't all tied and knew what is going on!" >Okay maybe I'm pushing it to hard. >"Listen Pinkie, if it is about earlier today I-" >Pinkie: Don't be a silly! I already forget about that because I forgave you, This is what friends do, besides it was mostly my fault. >"Right. But you scared the hell out of me! And I still await explanation." Would like to see some comments.
Anonymous
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>>433510 Continue. At least she put the knife away.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
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>>433510 I've been too distracted by Aether's story up to this point, I like where it's going though.
Albert Reginald
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>>433510 After seeing that the knife thing was a ploy I somewhat approve.
Anonymous
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>>433510 I can't believe I'm ignoring a perfectly good book in order to follow these two story lines. But I am.
Please continue, both of you.
Anonymous
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>>433510 >Boner I beg you get the fuck out LMAO
Anonymous
Aether
>>433360 >Implying I wasn't going to have them alternate. >Rarity's grinding gets rougher for both of you as her marejuices start to soak your privates and bed sheets. >Apparently the way she's grinding she's hitting her peak fairly early. >Suddenly Rarity screams out. >"OH GOD MOMMA'S COMING!" >she suddenly stops and spasms a bit. >Fucking waterworks >You're bedsheets are soaked now. >She sighs happily and slides off of your member. >"Twilight darling he's all yours." >Twilight seems absolutely giddy to get to ride you. >Too bad for you Rainbow is too busy humping your face to see. >Again you can't complain you're getting to taste the rainbow >Badum tiss >Twilight decides to take your member in to herself a bit faster than Rarity did. >Holy fuck is Twilight tight. >It feels like your dick is in a vice. >slowly she starts to relax and her marehood gives you some room to move. >You start first, thrusting in to Twilight from below. >She's got her eyes closed and she's gritting her teeth while you thrust. >She's not had any lovin in a while and you aim to rectify that. >You start to buck your hips >A surprised squeak escapes her lips. >Swear to god if you didn't know Fluttershy was asleep you'd believe she was on your dick right now instead of Twilight. >"Oh sweet Celestia!" >You feel it get a bit warmer inside of Twilight as her juices flow freely. >She starts moving in sync with your thrusts making the pleasure even greater for the two of you. >While she rides you her horn begins to glow. >She's using her magic to massage your balls as you thrust. >This feeling gives you the boost in confidence to give Rainbow the tounging of her life. >Rainbow is really humping the fuck out of your face now. >This motion goes on for what feels like forever to you. Yelling At Cats !!fLkDlD2k4K4
There goes my clop virginity. I've entered porn vicinity. Pants buckle down, hand clasped around My manhood pride, this is a weird affinity I can't take this any more Throw my reason out the door So I'll take a dive, man I feel alive Instincts kick in; I press F5 My boner's out, so I beg and plea Aether please don't blueball me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>433709 What's the point?
Anonymous
>>433744 Amazing rap, but F5?
>2012 >Not using 4chan X Switching to 4chan X can save you 15 seconds or more on thread reloading!
Anonymous
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>433720 yeah I figured it out after the last one:
>>433456 oh god best part
>>433744 that was epic win
Aether
>>433720 >finally Twilight is getting to her peak. >For some odd reason her marehood is getting...hotter? >As her movements start to get a bit out of sync her coat starts to get brighter. >"Oh Anon yes!!" >Holy fuck its rapidash >Twilight's mane and tail are on fucking fire. >Her marehood is fairly hot now but not unpleasant. >She dismounts you after the flames go away. >You and Rainbow are both staring at her in disbelief. >"Huh...that's...uh....never happened before....time to uh...jot that down yeah." >She dismounts and lands next to Rarity >Both of them share a giggle as Twilight actually writes down her experiences. >Rainbow turns and looks at you. >Not taking her eyes off of you she positions herself on your member and takes you in again. >"Heh I bet I'll make you come in ten seconds flat." "Ha, try me Rainbow."
>(refer to the earlier brazzers pic in the thread for current Rainbow facial expression.) >Oh dear lord when she gets started you swear you've entered heaven. >The way she grips your member is damn near perfect. >If it wasn't for Twilight's spell you probably would have came with in the allotted time Rainbow predicted. >Instead you let her know you're in it for the long haul when you move in sync with Rainbow. >You intend on having her finish before you. >As she grinds you reach up and start massaging her near pulsating wings >She gasps in surprise >As you thrust in to her from below you start massaging her wings at the base, working your way up. >From your tonging earlier she's nearing her peak fairly quickly >You're about to hit yours as well. >With a loud cry of pleasure and your loud moans the two of you climax together. >You can feel her juices mixing with hers as you pump as much seed in to her as your balls will allow. Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>433917 you are a god Aether
I have controlled my penis while reading this, but I'm pretty sure I know what I'm getting off on after I go to bed.
Aether
>>433744 You will not be disappointed sir I shall not allow such a person to experience that.
>>433917 >After a moment or two she dismounts you and falls over on to your chest and stomach. >You wrap her up in an embrace as she snuggles in to your chest. >Your broner finally goes flaccid for the last time tonight. >You give your trooper a little salute. >Dear god your balls will be feeling it when you wake up. >Rainbow Dash nuzzles in to your neck and sighs happily. >You silently agree it'll be worth it. >You look over and you happen to see that Rarity and Twilight have decided to share Fluttershy's and Applejack's spot in the floor. >You toss the two of them pillows >The two of them thank you and situate themselves and soon are off to sleep. >Rainbow looks at you with tired eyes. >"Hey Anon?" "Yeah Rainbow?"
>"Are you happy with how things turned out tonight." >You answer her with a kiss. >She sighs happily and nuzzles you again. >You see a few tears fall from her face. >"I'm....you don't know how happy this makes me..." >With a loving embrace the two of you fall asleep in each others arms. >From now on you know you'll be happy to spend each new day with your RainBOW Dash. >THE END Aether
>>434038 Dear lord that content face made me lol somethin fierce.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
>>434080 *APPLAUSE"
gotta go now, perfect timing
you're awesome dude
Yelling At Cats !!fLkDlD2k4K4
>>433837 Look at you, using Vocaroo
What the fuck are you tryin' to do?
You ain't killin' my boner; it's out and about
There's no punchline here -- get out
Also Aether, I salute you. Keep it coming.
(I'm a fucking hypocrite for making that anti-shipping song now, aren't I? OH WELL, NO REGRETS)
>>433877 Shit mang, it's not all that good.
>>433824 I go old school nigga.
>>433771 Meow?
>>434080 You're a saint.
Anonymous
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MFW this thread
Aether
>>434112 Athankyou
>>434114 I'll take that as a thank you. I aim to please.
So everyone shall i get stared on the sequel or shall I go with more BRO stories? Also should I throw this on the fanfic thread? I keep seeing complains about this 'Luna' person.
Korlock !B.GCJ0yKms
>>434101 dude your fucking awesome I've been reading and save all these you writers made my day
Olias !!KiNWusqWebn
>>434080 that was brilliant, well done. seriously consider a pastebin for your stories.
Anonymous
>>434151 For the love of god SEQUEL! Pastebin would be awesome too
shankedCircuit
>>434151 Aether, please please start on the sequel...but I, personally, would like to see this whole story compiled into a single file.
Albert Reginald
>>434080 I enjoy this ending. Psh, and you were worried it would bomb. Hah!
Yelling At Cats !!fLkDlD2k4K4
>>434151 Sequel. I'm gonna have to make a Rainbro song now because of you. Might not be saucy, but nonetheless I tip my metaphorical hat to you. Seriously.
Anonymous
>>434151 Sequel! Shit, I'm too far gone x.x
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Okay. Clop time is over now, yeah? Anybody still awake, or did you all fall asleep as soon as you came? ... or maybe none of you ever wanted anything BUT the clop and I'm wasting my time here?
AllaboutDash
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>>434271 Dash, we love you for your stories and Aether for his clops.
Anonymous
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>>434080 Bravo, Aether, bravo! Well done, indeed. And that's coming from someone who generally DESPISES clopfic.
Aether
>>434156 >>434165 >>434195 >>434201 >>434205 >>434210 >>434248 The people have spoken and a sequel shall be done. Also never used pastebin so you'll have to give me a bit to get situated.
>>434271 I'm surprised you stayed. I guess I got a bit annoying with the clopping? And I wouldn't see you as wasting your time I love your stories man, least they got more substance than mine. I've got the clops and you've got the stories it seems.
Anonymous
Well, there's still anon's Pinkie Pie story to be concluded...
Aether
>>434299 True, he should get to that.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>434296 I'm not mad. I just... clop is very WHY for me.
Should I wait for Anon's Pinkie to finish?
Anonymous
>>434296 Don't suppose you could try your hand at Vinyl Scratch?
shankedCircuit
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>>434271 Dash Dash Dash, your stories are excellent, and yeah, the clopfic overran the thread, but we still love your stories. Please keep writing more!
Anonymous
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>>434355 As for the why, well...do you masturbate?
If you don't, well then. No wonder you don't understand.
If you do, then it's just a turn on. People are attracted to the ponies due to their personalities, which are more real than a lot of "real" girls are.
Also pic related.
Aether
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>>434373 I can but not right now. I'm a little clopped out. I'd like to see Dashie or Anon there post a bit more.
Gives me time to put substance in to the sequel since the sequel will have only implied clopping
Anonymous
>>433510 >Pinkie: I did? Sorry I didn't mean to. You really tought I would... harm you? I promised nothing bad is going to happend. >Moment of silence. >Pinkie: Oh, what a cruel world do you come from... >She continues innocent caresses on you and follows: >Pinkie: I wanted to talk about your... problem. >She stands up, making it to your crotch, puts one hoof on it, staring on it and back at you, and gently rubs your stomach with the second hoof >Pinkie: And... I was sure you wouldn't want to talk about it if I started the subject and you would eventually throw me out, so I tied you up. >"Well, you know me well, I will give you that. But I still I have no problem so you can release me now. I won't be mad" >Pinkie: Anon, you can tell me the truth. I am your friend and I want your good. You can be honest with me. >"I think you are just mistaken" >Pinkie: I am? Is this because you are going through the walls? >Now she lies on you. >Fuck, this is so pleasant... I must... resist... Anonymous
>>434470 >"That does not prove anything" >Pinkie: Your "state" at the midday proved enough. >"No it did not. Sometimes it happends by itself, completly unrelated to... what you think it was related to, and meant only that I have good blood circulation" >"If you don't believe me you can ask Twilight, she will tell you the same." >Pinkie: Oh you naughty you! You were discussing that with Twilight? Who would have guessed, she avoids those topics all the time! >"Pure bilogy, nor me or her had to be ashamed" >Pinkie: Anon you are smart! Really impressing! But the arguments are on my siteee! >She sings the last word, and giggles a little while smiling at you. >You swallow saliva >"What arguments?" >Pinkie: Your trash can full of used tissues! And you haven't beed sick for months! >Now you start to sweat. >Pinkie: And most importantly, what you have in your pants right now! Anonymous
>>434481 biology, also boner ruined.
Anonymous
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>>434481 So far, so good, anon. Please continue.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>434534 ENOUGH BONERS! IT IS TIME FOR BROS!
(Carry on. I just really wanted to strike a dramatic pose and shout 'enough boners'.)
Anonymous
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>>434620 Can it be time for broners?
Anonymous
Someone needs to get all of Aether's contributions and put them in one pic for future generations.
Anonymous
>>420832 wasnt this the one where her legs were broken? that story is the one i cant remember how it ended.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>434309 Aether, I hereby present you with the broward for most awesome bro
Anonymous
>>434665 Copypasta preserved, expect a pastebin link at some point in the future.
Aether
>>434706 I accept your token of broship.
>>434716 Thank you. Also made a pastebin under the name AetherPony.
Pic is of OC
>HURR DURR don't steal dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>434685 Nope. Broken legs was me, there were no hotels in it, and it did finish.
>>434716 Yeah, sure, preserve all the clop. You lurkers are all the same! You just want graphic horse sex, and you'll sweet talk us to get it!
Anonymous
>>434481 >Pinkie Pie jumping around the room, proud of herself. >"Alright! You win! And now what?" >Pinkie: Now I want you to relax and feel good! >"Is that your definition of relaxation and feeling good? Force me to? >Pinkie: Of course not! That would be cruel! I know you want it, just affraid to admin, so I'll be convincing you untill you agree! >Oh god. >... >"That is still forcing." >Pinkie: Na-ha. >"yes-ha" >Pinkie: Na-ha. >"Yes-ha" >... >Pinkie: You will soon change your mind in no time! >"Atleast untie one of my arms!" >Pinkie: Oh I would love to, but I don't want you to spoil the fun. >"The fun?" Fuck it takes time to write. I must also mention it is early morning in my place now, staying up all night just for you to write. Value that.
More soon.
Anonymous
>>434771 I liked your Rainbro stories Dash.
Anonymous
OP here. What. The. Fuck. RainBRO Dash!
Korlock !B.GCJ0yKms
>>434768 I agree with this guy Dash >>434815 i was hopeing you keep posting.....I've never read a clop fiction but i enjoyed everyone's whose finished what they started Anonymous
>>434862 Eat a dick faggot, let the writers do what they want. The rest of us are enjoying it.
Anonymous
>>434862 Well it looks like somebody's a bit saddlesore at the direction his thread has taken.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>434917 >>434931 I think that my post came across poorly. It was a matter of surprise and enjoyment.
I never thought Rainbro Dash would garner so much acclaim or so much passionate fanfiction.
TheAnonymousTripfag !!8C9FDG69LLX
TheAnonymousTripfag !!8C9FDG69LLX Wed 07 Mar 2012 10:08:00 No. 435003 Report >>434968 Ah, it's understandable. I believe I speak for many when I apologize.
Sadly, other users can only gather meaning from words, not the person behind them. Be clear when posting, so we may avoid this incident in the future.
Anonymous
Aether
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>>434906 I intend on keeping up with the posts but after a what......20+ posted story I'm taking a good break right now. I'm interested in reading with dashie and this anon come up with.
Anonymous
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[small] pizza [/small]
Anonymous
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Holy fuck Be aware guys, this thread is dangerously close to the post limit
Aether
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....wait post limit? Also this thread seems to have died randomly
Albert Reginald
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I just returned from a b'aww thread with this song playing.
http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=BwXlzy9k7jI My sadness knows no bounds.
Anonymous
Post limit, bump limit, whatevs 466/500
Anonymous
>>435391 >>435391 One of the writers start a new thread? No more of this "IM OP AND IM SADDLESORE ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL MY MEME" horseshit.
Anonymous
>>435421 All in favor of Aether making a godly rainbro thread?
Aether
Anonymous
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>>435636 As he who presented Aether with the broward, I am in favor of this
Anonymous
>>434809 >She makes it to the bed, lie on you, and starts to rub slowly. >Pinkie: Relax Anon, we have all night, and I am all only for you. >You begin to gasp. >She begins to hum. >now rubbing her nose with yours, eventually her face with your face while she giggles. >She softly wispers your name... Anon... Anon... Anon... >Why it is so bad yet so good? >Pinkie: See, I'm already taking effect on you. >She looks you in the eyes. >Pinkie: Are you thinking what I am thinking? >Your lips meet, she gives you short but intense kiss with passion. >Thread of saliva between you >Pinkie: How was that? Nice isn't it? >... >She gives you similar kiss to the preverius one. >Pinkie: You don't need to anwser. Your heart speeks for yourself. I can feel it Anon. It beats faster, louder... Mmm... >Those giggles >She's getting into it, you can feel her first liquids on your pants >She lies next to you again, wispering you to the ear while rubbing your chest >Oh Anon, why do you have doubt? I like youe body very much, and you like my don't you? >Aren't you the one nice, smart and handsome guy. I just can't resist your charm. >Now she gently bites the ear she was wispering just moment ago. >Mental bariers are starting to fade away. >Boner so big that your penis is now barely, but still sticking out from your pants. >Pinkie spoons you. Third kiss. This time she holds it much longer, and don't mind putting her tongue in your mouth. >Now she starts to make very cute moans. >Pinkie Pie: Anon, let's make deal. I will release one of your hand, if you agree not to spoil the fun... and touch me. >You agree, not beeing completely sure if you still want to run away. Anonymous
>>435728 anybody still reading this?
Anonymous
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yes please don't stop
Anonymous
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>>435783 Yes! Continue, please. :)
Anonymous
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>>435783 Yes we are and if you stop writing I swear by Celestia's beard I will hunt you down and
ask you politely to continue Anonymous
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>>435783 I am, the spelling is throwing me off a little, but other than that it's good
Anonymous
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Anyone else having trouble posting?
Aether
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>>435783 yeah keep goin man. If the post limit hits continue it at the new thread.
Anonymous
>>435728 >You use your untied hand to spoon pinkie to yourself. >Fun continues for a while. >Pinkie: How about, I release you completly and we get to the real thing? >You are just about to agree when suddenly mental bariers are back >As Twilight is koncking on the door, calling your name. >Twi: Anon I know you are not sleepng. I need to talk to you! >"TWILIGHT HE-GHURYRG..." >Pinkie covers your mouth. >Pinkie: Shhh! I will make her go away. >Twi: Pinkie Pie? Are you there as well? Let me in this is really important! >Pinkie: Oh gosh! Stay quiet! >Pinkie Pie opens the door for Twilight. >Twi: Pinkie, why are you here at this hour? What are you two doing? >Pinkie: You two? I am here alone! You know, cleaning, providing anon with some help. He's out for a short walk. >Twi: oh-o... Really? I swear he was trying to call my name. >Pinkie: Maybe you heard him, from the woods? Yes! I bet he went for a walk to the wood! Thanks you care! Bye bye now! >"She's lying!" Twilight can hear you from another room. >Pinkie gives Twilight fake smile. >Twilight: What is going on? Anon are you there? >Twilight enters your bedroom. >Sees all the shit >It is going to be a long talk. Anonymous
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OP here. I shall make a new thread in ten minutes. Write your stories, and save what you will. The time of this thread is growing thin; we shall begin anew like a Pheonix from the ashes.
Anonymous
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>>436361 THIS IS MY FETISH
CONTINUE
Anonymous
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OP again. 5 minutes remain