Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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how about no.>>furaffinity
Anonymous
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Red leader reporting in.
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Anchors away, in here to stay
Rainbow_Dash12
>>472705 Oh shit son, from which city are you from? Utah valley fag here
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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Oh Big Diesal if you're in here I gotta say keep up with what you're doin I'm likin the story so far.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Is good thread
Wuten
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Reporting in, looking for some awesome greentext.
>rope
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Mostly lurker, randomly contriboot as anon reporting
...damn, was going to continue but I gotta go, I'll post more tomorrow, and just to remind myself of the story>dash has been away. >she's coming back. >very sexual fluttershy encounter. >sexual rd dream overview. >wonderful reunion. >hungry >scc, get stomach ache. >hug rainbow, wingboner. That outta do it
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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The anticipation
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>Your stomach hates you, and by now the sounds of your gut roaring for sustenance has become so common place that you don't even feel ashamed of it >>Rainbow dash brings you to the cafe which is best described as a gingerbread house >>You enter, being escorted by Rainbow Dash >>Pinkie pie is at the counter >>Her eyes go wide instantly upon seeing you >>She flashes over at such a speed you could not track it with your eyes. She is in your face in an instant, with one hoof on each of your cheeks >>“Oooh~! Dash~! Who'se your friend? Huh? Huh? Huh?” >>She speaks so fast; too fast. >>“Pinkie, he's new in town. He just needs a little...” >>Rainbow gets cut off by Pinkie returning her attention to you >>“Ooooh~! In that case, party time!” That's okay...>>In an instant she flashes away from you, and is back – from behind you, no less, with a colorful cart >>Your world's GPS would go on strike trying to track this woman >>Pinkie slaps a red button on the cart, which sends your world spinning >>Rainbow Dash facehooves, knowing what's coming >>“WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME” >>Pinkie's mobility is further exacerbated by her impossible dance moves >>So many flags and banners, so many colors, everywhere >>The tunes of polka invade your mind >>“A FINE WELCOME TO YOU” >> “Pinkie...” Dash notices that you are getting a little wobbly >>“WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME I SAY HOW DO YOU DO” >>A brass horn penetrates from your left ear, exits your right, and blares a horrible screech as she blows into it 1/x
LVL1Pony !PONYlv/1/k
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I'm not going to lie, all of your stories have been amazing and I've been intently reading for a couple of days. Don't stop any time soon. You guys are awesome!
Anonymous
>>472855 oh, how original, clever, amusing and certainly not executed heretofore
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>472950 >>Your eyes shoot open and do not relax until it is taken out of your head. Cartoons are fucking weird >>“Pinkie!” >>Dash tries to speak up >>“WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME I SAY HIP-HIP-HORRAY” >>Drums beat in your ears, filling the void left by the brass >>You loose balance >>“WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME TO PONYVILLE TODAY~~” >>A familiar creeping blackness overtakes you as you hit the floor >>“PINKIE!!” >>“Do you think he'll be alright?” >>“Maybe we should call the ambulance” >>“Pinkie, I told you to stop!” >>“Hehehe~! He's just sleepy” >>Sound echoes in your mind before you wake up >>As light pierces the veil of blackness, Mr. and Mrs. Cake look down upon you along with Pinkie and Dash >>The sight of Pinkie terrifies you Oh, God!
>>You coil your legs to your chest and kick the covers off of you, scrambling off the side of the bed away from the Pink >>You smack the floor >>All of the ponies jump, save for Dash, who is happy to see you come to >>“You were out for a good fifteen or twenty, Anon!” >>Dash drifts behind you and lifts you up onto your feet by the shoulders >>She also brushes you off >>What a bro What were we doing? Where am I.
>>Mr. Cake trots towards you >>“We're sorry, Pinkie has a... unique way of greeting guests” >>No shit >>“We have a meal all ready for you in the other room!” >>You are put to ease, and you and Dash partake in some much-earned foodage
>>472967 ...heretofore?
Sorry I said I was going but I had to check one last time, so now I need to know that this word is.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Rainbro Dash is some great fanfic material.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>472989 >>After saying your farewells, you and Dash begin the walk back towards the library >>Pinkie Pie bounds after you, and cuts you off >>You recoil >>“Oh, hey, Anon! I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Here you go!” >>She thrusts a freshly made cupcake into your hand and then bounces off before you can say anything >>You look at Dash with a blank expression >>“Uh, yeah, that's Pinkie Pie for you. She's so random!” >>No shit >>Hey, thanks for showing me around. >>“Hey! You haven't even seen Sweet Apple Acres, yet!” >>She flies around to the other side of you, putting an arm around the back of your neck as she explains it >>“My friend, Applejack, lives there. Oh, she'll get a kick out of you!” Sounds cool, but right now I need to think of a plan for tonight.
>>“What's happening tonight?” I still don't have a place. Twilight told me I could come back, but I sort of made a mess of her book shelf. I'm kind of big.
>>“...Can you fly?” Nope
>>With a clop, her arms cross her chest and she runs a hook over her chin while she thinks >>“Maybe they can take you at Applejack's. You'll love it, there!” Worth a shot. Let's go
>>Lift your fist >>She bumps it with her hoof Next stop: Sweet Apple Acres
Second day, evening: Complete
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>472855 later sir, better finish up tomorrow.
>After your light breakfast and shower you and Dash make your way to the edge of town >There appears to be a bus filled with random p0nies all set on going to Manehatten as the lights on the bus indicate >Wait there's a fucking bus? >You recall the trains that went back and forth from Appleoosa >Those were pulled by p0nies >You also realize that you've yet to see any vehicle in Equestria other than a chariot and Twilight's Balloon. >Yet there's a fucking charter bus right smack dab in your face. >screw it, keep your zero fucks going. >Rainbow hands you a ticket out of her saddle bag and you hand it to the driver >seems legit >He motions for the two of you to get on. >The driver peels the fuck out of Ponyville, intent on getting your group to its destination as quickly as possible. >The two of you take your seat and wait. >And wait >and fucking wait. >You hear the driver over the intercom >"ETA to Manehatten 8 hours." >Wow really? >Rainbow Dash snorts to express her displeasure >"8 hours?" >She groans >"I could fly there and back in five minutes easy!" "Whoa Rainbow chill. We'll get there eventually, probably be dark when we get there though."
>"Now THAT is something I'm countin on." Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>472950 Gotta say, I'm really enjoying this "First arrival" storyline.
Atlas
>My jimmies are ready. I think I might contribute some writing too. What do you think Æther, will you share your thread with my newfriend writing skills?
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>>> Day 567 in Equestria >>> Why does my head hurt like a thousand angry suns >>> Fuck it work to get done >>> As you stroll downstairs your head clears and you survey the damage >>> Its like a tornado had sex with a hurricane and produced some kind of hellish house wrecking offspring >>> You remember nothing >>> Knock Knock Knock >>> I miss when you kept me safe God >>> You walk toward the door which is barely balanced on one hinge >>> You swing it open and Fluttercunt is standing in the doorway >>> You stare at her, With more anger than you thought possible >>> All the while she has a big goofy grin on her face >>> You stare at each other for what feels like several eternity's but is really 10 seconds >>> You have ten seconds to state your bushiness before i introduce you to my acquaintance DOOR >>> Okay Anon look, Why dont we go for a walk, no funny business >>> You gonna explain what happened to my house? >>> You really dont remember then do you? >>> Nope >>> It might be better if you dont >>> "Sigh" Again, I really miss God 20 minutes later you are fresh and clean, you scramble downstairs and are greeted with>>> Sup Anon >>> Its Rainbro dash in dis bitch >>> Aww yeah dawg gimme some hoof >>> Wait >>> Wheres Flutterslut? >>> Psshh you think after last night i would let her lay a hoof near you >>> I keep hearing after last night, What was last night exactly? >>> You better sit down to hear that story dude. So concludes page 1 What kind of twists can we expect Lets try again with less fuck ups
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>473132 if you want to contriboot then contriboot. Newfriend or not its worth a shot.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
LVL1Pony !PONYlv/1/k
>>473033 Keep going! I'm seriously loving this.
Anonymous
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>>472729 Sorry about the wait, SLC here
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>473066 >You spend those 8 hours tossing a small red ball back and forth between yourself and Rainbow. >Dear lord you wish the ponies technology would make up its fucking mind. >A laptop would kick ass. >You could go back on your that one site and tell everyone there to suck it cause you're in motherfucking Equestria >Suddenly you feel a bit homesick >How's everything been going over there >Has America fucked itself so hard that its been taken over? >Has Switzerland stopped being so neutral? >Does Russia still have its precious Vodka? >Is Japan still there? >These thoughts and many others come to a screeching halt when the bus pulls in to a station >"Attention Mares and Gentlecolts: Welcome to Manehatten, please grab your bags before your exit and enjoy your stay." >Damn 8 hours went by that fast? >Screw it, you decide not to question a good thing and soon you and Dash depart. >Oh god its like being in Manhattan. >Oh god you're retarded! >you stupid fuck of course it looks like Manhattan. Jolly
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>>473403 Just a thought:
On your pastebin, I think you should call this third instalment, "Spin the Bottle 2: Lost in New York".
I know it's not New York and I know it's not the second one, but I love Home Alone 2 and I can't think of anything funnier to title it.
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>>473387 >>473191 >>473126 Well thanks, guys. I tend to write them and then post them all at once, so once I can think of something for Sweet Apple Acres I'll throw it up.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>473403 yeah I think that one sentence about laptops pretty much slaughtered the english language.
>Oh dear god the lights >The noise >The hustle and bustle as random p0nies move around you. >The majority of them take no notice to you >Probably busy even on a night like this >Some do stop and stare >Other takes pictures >The further you go in to the city with Dash, the more ponies turn their heads to catch a glimpse of you. >Apparently Ponyville is so far off the map none of them have even heard of your existence. >Okay now the crowds are gathering >Why did you curse yourself by bitching that no one was giving you a second glance >"Okay everyp0ny easy, give the human some space let him breathe." >"Can it talk?" >"What does it eat? >"Does it have a weird dick?" >"Have you bucked it yet?" >"Can we see? >......really >I mean fucking really? >You thought you'd escaped all the rapist ponies but apparently its spreading like the fucking plague. >You smile to yourself. >You gotta good way to make the front page. >You're gonna show em your pasty white ass. >As you start to unbutton your pants Rainbow stops you >her eyes tell you that's big no no. >Least she's here to make sure you don't do something overly retarded Big Diesel !!lxJwNtzys3S
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>>> You find the least disgusting part of couch and sit on it gingerly, the couch looks ready to die any second >>> Allright Bro, please tell me why? Why did this happen? >>> Okay Anon, do you remeber how we were pumping iron at the gym yest? >>> I do >>> And remeber how you said that if pinkie pie threw you one more surprise party without booze you were gonna lose it? >>> I wish i didnt, but yes i do >>> Well Pinkie Pie heard you and I must say, that party was awesome until… >>> Until? >>> Well, Long story or short? >>> We got all day >>> Fine, it all started when you went back home last night, you left the gym at like 7 and we were supposed to meet at 9 for movies and liquor like normal >>> Well I got an emergency storm call and when I got there at 10 it was a full on grove street party. Everybody was naked >>> Everybody is always naked Dash >>> You were naked too smartie >>> AWW MAN >>> As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted >>> I got there and you were on the couch full on clothes less, Flutters was trying to get you to wake up… and… Dashes wings slowly unfurl >>> And what >>> Well…. You weren’t working is all im going to say Her face turns more magenta than Vinyls Eyes >>> Dude well who all was there? >>> Vinyl was mixing while Pinkie was hosting, Applejack had some weird barbed thing, Twilight was reading this old ass book and rarity was rummaging in your fridge >>> MY FRIDGE >>> You haul all the ass into the kitchen to check the magic keeper-colder is safe >>> You breath sweet relief as you see your pizza bagels (What passes for them anyway)are safe Sorry it took so long, im writing and FBING important things
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>>> Well Pinkie Pie heard you and I must say, that party was awesome until… Should be>>> Well Pinkie Pie must have heard you and I must say, that party must have been awesome, until…
Jolly
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I'm going to bed, I hope to read some awesome stories when I awake.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>473620 >The two of you make your way further in to Manehatten >You're still a bit distracted by the buildings looming above you >Dear god even though its night everything around you makes you feel like that doesn't mean shit. >Dash leads you though random alleyways, city streets, etc >As you're following her you can't help but feel helplessly lost. >Which is natural considering you've never been here before. >For some reason you can hear a good beat playing >Its muffled >The beat slowly gets louder when Dash finally brings you to your destination >She's pointing with a hoof and motioning for you to get your ass over there. >Eventually the two of you approach what you make out to be a nightclub. >You skim the blue neon lights that spell out the name of the club >"Hot Spot." >You could probably make a sexual reference or two but with Dash pulling on your pants leg you've really got no time. >The two of you approach a fairly big stallion by the door in to the club. >While Dash is talking to the bouncer you turn to see the long ass line next to the club >Dear lord Dash is probably getting you in to the hottest nightclub in town. Big Diesel !!lxJwNtzys3S
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>>> Its all clear Dash no one ate the hay bites >>> You are such a moron sometimes, Get in here so I can finish the story >>> Okay now I was on the couch, then what happened? >>> Well it looked like you were in some kind of stupor, I bust through your front door >>> A quick glance at the door reaffirms this >>> And grabbed you, I flew you to the park and hid you >>> You left me in a park naked at night? What if I was raped? >>> And what do you thing would’ve happened if you had been left at your house? >>>… Right… >>> Anyway, so I rush back and as soon as I get there I started throwing people out, Vinyl was cool and left, it was a just a gig for her, but applejack and fluttershy were flipping out when I told them to leave >>> I finally kicked them out and flew to the park to find you, and boy did I >>> Oh this is bad I can tell already >>> You were in the fountain singing something about roses for your red eyed mare >>> About that >>> Later Casanova (cue blush) So I dragged your sorry soppy wet drunken self back to your house >>> I dressed you, (Wings slowly uncurl) and put you in bed… >>> And? >>> Well... I kind of knocked the hell out of your head on the bedstand >>> Forgiven, but do explain why all this happened would you, I get what but I want why >>> Dude its like I said, when I got there the damage was done >>> Well in that case, Lets track some answers down you shout as you rise mightily into a captain Morgan pose >>> Before you remember you are still banged up and flop on the couch like a drunken squid >>> This breaks the couch Stay tuned folks, ill be back tomorrow with some mo
CapperGeneral
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>474094 calm down man, having problems thinking up of where to go.
>She hoof bumps the bouncer and he lets her in. >He then looks you over. >He raises an eyebrow >Yeah yeah another p0ny who's never seen you before what's new? >"Name?" >"Anonymous." >The Bouncer checks over his list. >"Eeyup. Come on in enjoy your stay." >Bouncer motions for you to go inside. >"...freak." >You can't hear the sound of the bouncer or the groaning of disappointed ponies over how awesome this fucking beat is. >Oh dear god is it loud >Upon entering you feel that you've gotta cup your ears to get used to the loud noises emanating from nearby speakers. >You see Dash already made her way to the bar in the corner of the nightclub >She motions for you to join her >As you make your way through the smoke and crowd you take a look at where the music is coming from. >Beyond the flashing lights and smoke you see a p0ny on the DJ's stand. >A white unicorn with crazy looking...blue hair you think you can't tell over the way the lights are hitting her. >You can tell however that she's grinning from ear to ear >Damn she must really love her job. >Oh shit Rainbow. >You turn and push your way though the crowded dance floor and over to your Rainbow. >"How you likin it so far Anon?" "What?"
Jolly
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>>474277 IT HUUURRRTSSS.
Sorry, I'm just really impatient. This whole trilogy is really good for some reason.
You simply have to write some kind of full-length fan fiction after this. Seriously. go down in the anals of ponyfic history.
CapperGeneral
>>474277 Vinyl Scratch up in this bitch!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>474277 >you take a seat and lean in >"I SAID HOW YOU LIKIN IT ANON?" >dear god the caps lock can barely be heard over the music. "IT'S A LITTLE LOUD!"
>"WHAT?" >God damn it. >Not even caps lock will save you from the intensity of the beats currently making sweet love to your ears. >"WANT A DRINK?" >You actually heard this one >Instead of shouting back you nod. >RD has the bartender whip you up a little something. >You down your shot >Dear lord you can't compare the stuff you get in ponyville to this >This seems like pretty high end stuff. >After taking a good look around the night club you're starting to wonder if Rainbow can really afford all this >As you turn to her you see the bartender pass you another shot. >"DON'T WORRY ANON VINYL UP THERE GOT US COVERED!" >This caps lock is starting to get to you. >Then the gears start turning in your head "WAIT WHO'S VINYL?"
>she points up to the DJ on stage >well shit looks like Rainbow has friends all over the place. Atlas
>>474277 I will patiently wait. But Do WANT.
Will there be a fight in the club? Drunken shenanigans? Three way clop with P0n-3? Only time will tell.
I support this thread.
>I wish I could brohoof you. Anonymous
>That feel when waiting for Aether to end this giant story line and start a new one Unnggg I have to skip all of your writing dammit and it hurts my soul
Anonymous
Flutterpie
I just have to know, what's with so many people calling DJ P0N-3 "Vinyl Scratch" all the time?
Anonymous
>>474711 That's her real name.
Pon3 is her stage name.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>474548 >When Vinyl takes the mic after her beats die down you nearly squee at the sound of her voice. >"This next one's for that pink bundle of joy out there in Ponyville, You crazy p0nies know the one." >Your eyes light up when her next song starts to play. >Dear lord you forgot that these p0nies actually sing. >You tell Rainbow that you're gonna get out there and show em your moves >Rainbow face hoofs as her response >Right now you don't really give a shit if you look like Twilight out there you just gotta dance. >You get out there >Oh shit you think you dun goofed >A good portion of the dancing p0nies are staring at you >They part like the motherfucking sea >For a second you feel like Moses. >You're half tempted to move your arms out in front of you like you're parting a sea for your Jewy jew followers >When you get out in to the middle of the dance floor the beat fucking stops >Oh dear god you think you just ruined it for everyone. >Vinyl lowers her goggles and looks out at you, then everyone else >"The buck is this? I thought we're having a good time? Give the...whatever it is some space so it can dance damn it!" >You're actually cool with this p0ny it seems. >Music starts back up >she winks at you and smiles before putting her goggles back on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sryqaS07WaU Flutterpie
>>474721 Is that at all confirmed? Because DJ P0N-3 is.
Atlas
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>>474690 It's always worth the wait for Æther.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Getting background on Manehattan is pretty sweet. Cool Vinyl Scratch story, Aether.
Anonymous
>>474745 Dear god I've been listening to that song quite literally all day.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>474745 Hope you guys enjoy the beat, wanted you all to feel like you're there. also if it wasn't painfully obvious that's the song she's playing.
Atlas
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>>474745 >>474784 >>474789 This has been playing all day, I love this song so much I even set it as my ringtone.
>Pic very much related >MFW Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>474473 >>474597 >>474751 >>474784 Glad you guys are enjoying yourselves
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>I'm brohoofing the screen but nothing's happening. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>474698 Well from previous statements it is going to have a cloppish nature to it yes. But its taking a backseat for story rather than r34 clop.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
CapperGeneral
>>474886 Ya know, I actually AM a DJ, and so this whole story is really fuckin awesome right now. I WILL be playing this song at the next rave, and I'll be dedicating it to you
>And don't bother asking who I am, I'm nobody famous, just something I do on the side (had to throw that in there because people start guessing) Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
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>>474746 It's fanon, but no, it technically isn't canon as of yet. The same way the name 'Derpy' was only fanon until The Last Roundup.
PWP
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>>474854 I wish I was half as good as you in making engaging stories. Teach me your ways, oh powerful one.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>474745 >Dear lord you've never 'cut a rug' like this before. >You actually moving in tune to the beat >The p0nies around you shrug and get back in to it. >some of the p0nies are actually whooping and hollering for you to keep going. >There must be a god >You're having the time of your life >You don't notice but Rainbow is cheering you on from her seat at the bar >All too soon the music ends >You're panting at this point >Sweat pouring off your ass man. >A few p0nies are cheering for ya even after you stop. >Well looks like you're gonna be the talk of the town tonight. >fuck yeah dawt jay mothafawkin peg >You start to make your way off the dance floor before you're consumed in a white aura >You see Vinyl leap down to the dance floor below >Holy shit this DJ's graceful. >You figured she probably does these crazy stunts all the time. >"Hey buddy what's the big idea?" >You can't tell if she's angry or what her smile is still there >"You got all these ponies crowded all up on ya, you made em forget about me! Not cool." >Yeah she's a friend of Dash's all right. >"But see I'm a nice mare, you do somethin for me and I just might forgive ya." "Oh what's that?"
>"Show me what ya got." >Her magic starts up the next track for you >Holy shit you're getting to dance with the DJ >Fuckyeah.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYHcH7e_t2A&list=LLX3TBEbUxG9oFHivvnEB5hw&index=2&feature =plpp_video
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>475083 and guess what you crazy fucks? I've got no college classes tomorrow, guess who's got two thumbs and will be sating your need for pony stories tonight? This guy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>475186 And the awesome just keeps coming.
CapperGeneral
>>475083 I am smack dab in the center of the danceflooor right now
> im drunk right now IRL so keep it coming Capcha: BROADWAY alfxos
shankedCircuit
>>475186 awwww shit nigga, you awesome.
fuck i got class tommorrow! archive por favor
Atlas
Wuten
>>475186 I have class tomorrow...
Aether, you'd better pastebin all of this in case I don't get back in time, you lovable bastard, you. ;P
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>475083 >Beat starts >Alright its good you'll give it that >She's dancing with ya awesome >You're keeping up >suddenly her dancing changes up completely >Dear lord you didn't think p0nies could dance to a beat >Again you're dumb ass is wrong. >as she's dancing you see her pull her googles down and wink at you again >Dem eyes >Thank god you're dancing or else your broner would be standing at attention >She's got this blood red stare >Oh shit they're dark blue >Oh fuck neon green >Your stupid ass can't keep up with her eyes let alone her moves >You're entranced >You slow your dancing down a bit so you can stare in to this mare's eyes >You can see her rebellious spirit behind her gaze >Like her entire life revolves around giving everyone a damn good beat to dance too >A marvel in and of itself. >You chalk her changing eyes as magic. >But dear lord if it isn't entrancing. >She's laughing a bit >She winks again and pulls up her goggles and REALLY get's in to it. >Her dancing is almost as intoxicating as her eyes. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>475186 You, sir, are awesome.
Anonymous
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>>474277 My jimmies, they remain unrustled.
Keep it up.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>475206 >>475212 >>475228 >>475237 >>475247 >>475260 >>475292 >>475306 Wait fans? Awww shit, now I really gotta down the coffee, OP (me) shall continue to delivar also I put updates in to my pastebin as I go along, they become public when the story ends
CapperGeneral
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>>475381 Oh captain my captain
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
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>>475381 You say that like you didn't realize that everybody in this thread is here to read your story.
Anonymous
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>>475186 I will spawn your illigitamate horse babies.
ive been following since before the birthday thread.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>475311 >All too soon the music ends. >she's panting a bit >You feel like you could keel over any moment >so worth it. >She magics herself back on stage and speaks up yet again. >"I know you p0nies love me but sadly my sets over." >An audible groan can be heard among the dancing ponies. >"Now now now can't be havin that. I know you'd love it if I stayed up here blew your minds all across the pavement outside but ya gotta let the party go on. NOW GIVE IT UP FOR D.J. SCOOTS!" >As she leaps down to you for the second time tonight you see a stallion take her place up on top. >"You ready to get back to it?!" >The p0nies hoot and holler, forgetting the awesome DJ they just had >You can't help but feel disappointed >Vinyl notices this >"Aww come on...uh...what's your name?" "Anonymous."
>"Anonymous? Oh you're that uh...whatcha call it...HUMAN! Yeah Human. Hey wanna get a drink? I got these p0nies eating outta my hooves so everything's on the house." >Oh dear god you must make her your bro. >The two of you head off the dance floor and back to Dash. >"Welcome back Anon have fun?" >Vinyl answers for you. >"You're damn right he did! Why the hell did it take ya so long to bring em here?!" >Rainbow facepalms >Vinyl seems to understand the gesture >"Oh this is THAT Anon." "Hey what's that supposed to mean?"
>"It means you're the clueless guy my buddy has the hots for." >Just how many other p0nies knew about this before you? Wuten
>>475594 I've been following since before he started. Loved every minute of my terrible addiction. >:)
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>The sun has given way to the darkness >>A dark blue sea populated by trillions of glittering sparks >>You can't remember too terribly much of your former life, but you know nights weren't so spectacular >>You also observe that Rainbow is getting tired >>So much so, in fact, that she has abandoned flying and is walking to rest her wings >>She is so willing to help you. It's nice to feel wanted >>That was something missing from your previous life as well >>“Eeeyuh... here we are” >>You wince at that deep yawn. She has exerted herself so much today on your behalf >>What a bro >>She takes to the air and guides you up to the door and then knocks on it with her cyan marshmallow hoof >>Door opens, and you are introduced for the first time to an orange pony with white spots below her eyes that mimic freckles on humans >>“Well howdy, y'all. What's all this?” >>She looks to Dash for an explanation >>“Hey, Applejack! This is Anon. He's new in town, but he's a little too big to stay at Twilight's.” >>Applejack leans over to look past Rainbow, eying you suspiciously >>You wave to her, twitching your fingers and putting on a grateful smile >>“Can he crash here for a night?” >>Dash puts her hooves together in a praying position, looking down on Applejack with a hopeful smile. >>“...What in tar-nation IS he?” I'm a hu>>“He's a homo! And *I* discovered him” 1/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>475594 Well damn then you know what's going on here then.
>>475622 Thanks for the idea for my next story after this one ends. /)
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>475675 >>Dashie says this proudly >>You glare at her from behind >>Should have never used that word at Twilight's >>Before you can correct Dashie, Applejack speaks up >>“Alright, come on. I'll take ya to the empty silo over yonder. But ya better believe yer' workin' tomorrow.” >>Dash looks releived. >>“You need a place to stay, too, Sugarcube? >>Dash shakes her head confidently >>“Nah, I'm good. See you in the morning, Anon.” >>She takes off into the sky. It is easy to see her cyan and rainbow form adopt a cloud as a makeshift bed for the night >>You find yourself looking up at the clouds, wondering wtf >>A hoof to your gut glows the air out of your mouth and drags your attention back down to Applejack >>“Alright, Mister Homo. Let's go.” >>She walks off the door step and takes to a trail which winds to a distant silo >>You follow Hey, I really appreciate it
>>“Yuh-huh” >>She seems really stand-offish You can just call me Anon
>>“Okay” >>They must not be really big on visitors, here >>“Tomorrow you'll be getting' up bright an' early. Apple buckins' hard work. Hope you have a good pair of hips on you” >>She throws open the barn door and points you inside >>Thank her again and take your gargantuan ass inside >>Grab a gray burlap sheet from the wall before curling up on a stack of hay >>Applejack closes the door, and your eyes likewise shut 2/x
Anonymous
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>>475622 I've been following this since the Rapebow Dash and loving every minute of where this has been going since!
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>475695 >>Movement >>There is movement, and it isn't you >>The sound of hay rustling in particular sets you off >>Eyes pop open >>A tongue brushes across your ear lobe >>You tense up, bite your lower lip >>Oh, God. You still have not forgotten Flutterfuck or Scarity >>Slowly you roll over >>Gradually >>Applejack's face fills your vision >>Somehow she got under your blanket >>“Well, sugarcube, I reckon you better get apple buckin' >>Her tone tells you that she isn't talking about agriculture >>You start to scream, but a hoof fills your mouth as she straddles you >>You try to crawl away, forcefully trying to buck her off your body >>“Darlin' ah'm a veteran of too many rodeos for you to stand a chance.” >>Her free hoof fondles your pants, struggling with the buttons >>Her eyebrows furrow >>“Gah! Galdernit, hooves...” >>With both hands you grasp her leg and try to lift her hoof out of your mouth >>Impossible >>Throw a right hook right into Applejack's jaw >>It rattles her bells and causes her to pause for a moment after a satisfying crack >>“Oh, Anon, you know ah like it rough!” >>She grins at you with more lust than before >>Goddamn it >>Your buttons give way, and with her hind legs she kicks your pants down to your knees, clearing the way for her >>“Now, stop strugglin', Anon! Ah'm gonna buck the homo right outta ya!” >>That joke is getting really old Atlas
>>475619 You know, just because of THIS FUCKING STORY I've decided to take flash up again. I'm going to animoot anon break dancing to '20% cooler', JUST FOR YOU.
>I hope you're happy Æther, you made it to my bro list. Anonymous
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Quit making me think about Scratch Aether. This is a Rainbro dash thread and my penis radar is going haywire.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>475718 >>Despite your struggling, she has a ridiculous amount of strength for something so much shorter than you >>She must be made of darkmatter >>The heat of her marehood is so close to your admittedly inflated member >>“Shhhh” >>“Just lay back an let ol' Applejack make it all better” >>You rear your fist to give her another good punch, but before you can the orange mare is tackled off of you >>You do not know how, but you quickly throw yourself under the burlap sheet and secure your pants once more >>By the time you have the wherewithal to see what is going on, a familiar Cyan pony rears her body on her front legs and gives Applejerk the buck of a life time. >>“For Celestia's sake! First Fluttershy, then Rarity, and now you! What the hell, Applejack?” >>“Ah told em' he'd be up bright an' early in exchange for sleepin' here!” >>You stand up. That was weak. >>“Oh yeah? Well Anon's going back to Twilight's! C'mon, Anon.” >>You eagerly follow. Applejack is oddly calm about you leaving, for someone who was just trying to rape you a second ago >>She gives a smirk when you look back into the silo >>“Catch ya later, sugarcube.” >>She winks at you >>You cringe and catch up to Rainbow, rejuvenated somewhat by your sleep. Thanks
I mean, a lot. You're saving me all over the place, bro.
>>Bestiality still isn't your thing >>Rainbow looks back at you calmly and with a confident smirk >>“It was nothing! Come on, we'll get ya somewhere safe.” >>She lifts her hoof while she drifts next to you >>You bump it 4/x
Second day: Complete
Anonymous
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(still reading old thread)>"You know how much trouble I've been getting with all these crazy mares. I guess I was wondering why you were never one of them." >Woops, that cider's now across most of the bartop, was that an awkward question to ask? picture related? hahahah
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>475002 That's awesome as fuck.
>>475732 Well damn, glad I was able to be the inspiration for someone.
Don't forget though guys Sherm here is throwing in some kick ass of his own refer to
>>475738
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loving how everyones one-upping me. :D KEEP IT UP AETHER!!
Anonymous
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>475792 Shucks don't be so modest. Your stuff is awesome. I'm just throwing mine up for fun.
Anonymous
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Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God. I just realised. out of 5 years on 4chan, ive never like tripfags before. Still think as a general concept its wrong but JESUS FUCK STOP BEING SO GOOD AND NOT SHITTY CAUSE YOURE THROWING THE BALANCE OUTTA WHACK. OUR WHACK IS MOST PRECIOUS.
Wuten
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>>475679 Haha, I've contributed to the story! Thrice! Yay~
Atlas
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>>475675 >>475695 >>475718 >>475738 How did I miss these? Oh shit, these are fucking awesome.
>You're on my bro list too, Shermanator. >I hope my neglect didn't rustle your jimmies. Anonymous
>>475738 You must make a pastebin of your ENTIRE story, from the beginning, once this is finished.
Wuten
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>>475917 I second this. Please do!
Anonymous
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
So I got a question while we wait for Aether's next part. Does that lucid dreaming thread rustle anybody else's jimmies?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>475619 >You dismiss it as a few shots come your way >Dash takes hers and you take yours >Vinyl takes the other two >She downs them both before you or Dash finish yours >When her glasses clink on the table she speaks >"Get on my level!" >You hear a few boos minus music >DJ Scoots seems to be having a tough time getting the stand to work >Vinyl facepalms >"Gimmie a moment guys." >She teleports over to the desperate DJ failing on stage. >"No, stop, just stop Scooter." >"Hey Vinyl you're supposed to call me by my stage name..." >Vinyl facepalms at his response >"Don't be a dumb shit just..." >You can't hear what she's saying but she's waving her hooves around a bit, motioning to a few buttons and switches. >Finally the music starts back up. >Vinyl teleports back to the two of you >As the music starts you feel that it didn't get you going as much as Vinyl's set did but dear lord you feel like having another stroke on the dance floor. >"Meh he's knew, he'll get used to it though. Got em in to it myself, kids got potential." >You're tapping your foot in beat to the song. >"Heh, Anon wanna go back out there? Shit don't let us stop ya man. Have fun its not like you're in Manehatten every day! Let me and Dashie here catch up." >She seems to be nudging you out on to the dance floor. >Fuck it time to go back out there. >As you're walking away you turn to see the two p0nies chatting away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPz65lR5abQ&feature=autoplay&list=LLX3TBEbUxG9oFHivvnEB5hw&am p;lf=plpp_video&playnext=1
Anonymous
I am lurking this thread so hard.
Anonymous
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>>475944 I want a rainbow dash tulpa but I'm afraid
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
BEWARE, I LIVE! RUN, COWARD! I'm a little torn... the thing I wanted to do tonight is now less original than it was 24 hours ago. I'mma let you guys pick. A - Now less original B - HOLY SHIT THIS IS LOOOOONG C - Other
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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ONE OF YOU FUCCKERS RITE ONE ABOUT VODKA ADN APPLEJSCKF ALL OF M YMONEY
Anonymous
CapperGeneral
Anonymous
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My god, there is too much bro in this thread for me to handle
Anonymous
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Been reading the Shermanator this whole time :D
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
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>>476037 D - All of the above?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>476037 Dude. B. I saw your shit last night and there needs to be more of it.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Anonymous
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>>476020 same here. this and the old thread have been up on my computer since it first started. sleep is for the weak
Anonymous
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE STORY WITH RARITY!????!?!? I want me some RARITY in my rape.
Anonymous
>>476037 >I HUNGER nobody will get this sadly.
Anonymous
CapperGeneral
when will the conglomerated Rainbro dash / Flutter rape tales be available in paperback format at a store near me?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Anonymous
>>476205 >Having porn stories on paper about colorful horses >2012 ISHYGGITY DIGGITY MAN.
Albert Reginald
>Wake up >Can't move for some reason >Realize you're tied down "The fuck?">Struggle aimlessly for a few seconds > Notice window is barred shut >Can barely see outside of window >"Oh you're awake, Anon. Thank goodness. I was afraid you were going to sleep all morning." >Fucking Flutterrapist >She attempts to act like a hardass >"Now I can finally do...it with you." >Backs down a bit and looks away >"Um..if that's okay" "You know it's not, Fluttershy.">Suddenly banging on your door >Rainbro coming to save the day >Something outside the window catches your eye >Rainbro looking inside curiously Ohshit>Applejack bucks your door open >Only one thing in mind >"Ah figured Fluttershy was gonna do sumthin' like this. Yer door was open, Anon." >Wonder how Fluttershy broke your door down >"Luckily ah fixed it. So there'll be no interruptions." 1/?
CapperGeneral
>>476236 >2012 >Not getting the joke Anonymous
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>>476257 >2012 1/2 >still thinking its a joke. You're too far gone anon.
I'll take 2 hardback copies please.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Well alright then. That's two for B, one for A/C, and one who's afraid of commitment. So B then? Holy balls long and do not do the thing that already got done while I was gone?
Anonymous
Atlas
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>>476308 I just love your work. but I love reading, so B.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>476329 Hmm...
Does anybody object if mine includes an 'origins'?
'Salready been done now and I dun wanna steal Sherm's thunder - bro's pretty good - but it's a fun idea.
Anonymous
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>>476308 >>476037 i'ma vote for all of the above.
also more club music Aether!
Albert Reginald
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>>476246 "RAINBOOOOW"
>You scream >Hoof to face >Darkness. Darkness everywhere >Feel grinding against your naked crotch and lower body >Slowly open eyes >Goddamn Applejack trying to rape you >Fluttershy in the corner relieving herself to the display >"Now don't try any more funny business and just let this happen, Anon." "Fuck you Applejack"
>"That's tha general idea, sugarcube" >Full on willpower >Keep manhood flaccid >Applejack's not satisfied >"I done told you to let this happen. Now yer gonna-" >Cyan figure crashes through your window >Tackles Applejack off your body >Fucking Rainbro saves your skin >Fluttershy zipz out through bedroom door out of fear >Turn to see Rainbow jump over Applejack and buck her face >Applejack's unconscious >Rainbro unties your arms "Jeez, what took you so long?"
>She looks offended >"Well I thought you were sleeping in when your window was covered this morning! So I just left you alone." >Sounds reasonable "Alright, it's cool. Thanks for saving my ass again, bro."
>She seems to wince at the word 'bro' >Like she does every time you use it >Untie your legs >Get bathed and dressed >Rainbow's been waiting for you >"So there's a party at Pinkie's today. Wanna go?" "Sure. Nothing that gets my mind off of rape like hanging with my bro."
>"Yeah...bro..." I dunno if I wanna continue with this. Just felt typing up something.
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my good sir. send me a copy too! i'll pay in advance!
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>476359 While what I was attempting to do was set up 'an' origin, I would love to see what you do with it. Your greentext is awesome. Like I said before, I'm throwing mine up for fun. Not to actually be meaningful; I'm not really confident that I can put much power behind my words like you, Aether, and some of the authors from the Fetishshy threads do.
Go for it. Do it. Do it. You're acting like you don't want to, but do it.
TheyCallMeJeff
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if any of the authors sent me their stories i would gladly pay, no doubt /)
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>475951 >You pay them no mind as you go back out there like the crazy fuck you are. >Cut back to Dash and Vinyl >"So Dashie did you seal the deal?" >Dash nearly spits her shot all over the bar >Vinyl bursts out in to fits of laughter >"I'll take that as a yes." >"Yeah...it took a while but I got to em." >"So how was it?" >Dash goes in to detail about your birthday party. >Her jaw fucking drops >"Holy shit Dash, hold on." >Vinyl puts her hoof on Dash's neck >She checks for a pulse >"Had to make sure you're alive. Dear celestia that sounds like something I'd love to die doin." >Dash chuckles nervously >"Heh, yeah...anyway how ya been?" >"Bah same old crowds, same old beats, I'm not gonna lie Dash I'm in a bit of a rut. No pun intended." >Dash laughs regardless >"Hey, not cool. I gotta keep my crowds entertained Dash. Else I'll be out of a job." >Back to your ass on the dance floor. >Motherfuckin cuttin a rug >Having a good time. >You got mares dancing all over you know >Well shit looks like everyp0ny got used to you fast. >Awww yeah >You feel a little empty though, no Vinyl or Dash rustles your jimmies.
well, bronies and pegasisters, ADONIS is signing off. got that shit called "school" tomorrow i hope to see these works up in a wonderful display mantled over my fire place. peace
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>476569 Given the way these threads are going you'll have a lot of catching up to do. Take care.
Albert Reginald
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I'm thinking of making a longer story. I got a different concept in mind. That, and I'm thinking of writing a fanfic that includes entering Equestria in a method other than some kind of dimensional fissure and stuffs. That's for a later date though. In any case, I'm just looking forward to Aether's next post.
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i know -_- cant wait till spring break i;ll be humping these threads like applefuck and sluttershy.
Anonymous
Ok after all these threads i'm a bit curious, what do you picture anon looking like? is he a standard fratboy? Just felt like drawing a little comic in thanks for such a great couple threads.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>476452 >Soon the song ends >God damn they all end much sooner then you want them to. >You pay it no mind as you head back to the bar where your two mare friends await. >As you get back you see a few shots where you were sitting just a few minutes ago. >"Anon party foul. You're letting your damn drinks just sit here!" >You sigh >Damn it what's wrong you? >You sit in between Dash and Vinyl and down your shots like a fucking BOSS. >"You have been redeemed sir." >Vinyl pats your back as you seem to cough at that last shot. "So what have you two been talkin about while I was out there?"
>"Vinyl was just saying how you look like a fish outta water." "You're a riot Dashie."
>Even in the poor lighting you can see Dash blushing. >"Hehehehe. Dashie?! Oh my sides!" >Rainbow cuts Vinyl a glare >"Aww come on Dash you know I love ya." >She extends a hoof out for Dash >Dash completes their brohoof >motherfucking zenlike setting "So how long have you two known each other?"
>"You know how Dash has that rumor goin around bout her loving carpet?" >"HEY!" "Yeah?"
>"Well that started cause of yours truly." Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>476710 Well I believe its the general understanding that before Equestria Anon was like us in a way. As far as a universal look goes I was thinking someone of an average build. Something in between neckbeard and skinny fuck.
Hell I'm sure any of us can warm up to the idea of getting drunk, going for a run, or the like.
>Pick related dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
I really ought to see if I can do anything about synchronizing my schedule with the hours that people are actually awake/here. It's stupid late for a lot of you, and I'm just about to START a story that's going to wind up being way the fuck too long.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>476777 Well as I promised these people earlier I'm gonna be up all night. So as far as syncing goes what time do you have? I got 12:56am here.
TheyCallMeJeff
so aether u just took a picture of me and posted it there as a spoiler image? hahaha
TheyCallMeJeff
Anonymous
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>>476777 sleep is for the weak man, bring it on
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>476794 Hmm? I thought it was me minus the red hoodie and glasses I always fucking wear
Anonymous
>>476760 just seems in most stories anon is working out/drinking with dash all the time or some shit so i started picturing him as a muscle y fratboy
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>476835 I can see that, but in order for it to apply to us we gotta take a more uh...tech feel to it
cause all of us are studs IRL am I right?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>476710 I try to imagine a chibitized anonymous. He does not remember a whole lot from his past (in my stories) possibly because he's an amalgamation of aspects from many people. He is one and he is legion at the same time, a figure that can truly represent anonymous, or at least the more tame portions of anonymous, in a children's show.
Something like Dan from Dan Vs.; or maybe the guy who represents /v/ in macros (pictured.) I tried imagining a green guy in a suit with a question mark for a face, but I couldn't see it.
Anonymous
Albert Reginald
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>>476793 It's just about midnight right now.
Anonymous
>>476853 hmm...is he even a self insert any more?
is he becoming a character now?
seems like these stories are giving him more and more personality...
a clueless douchbag personality but that's still a personality.
Anonymous
>>476853 I imagine anon being a bit thicker than that, what with how damn much he drinks... its probably just me but I can imagine him having the same body type as me, let me find a suitable pic...
CapperGeneral
>>476940 He's still an insert, but even inserts need experiencable emotions
Anonymous
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always anon to be somewhat like myself. i like to drink, workout every now and then. i dont know, maybe im just a self righteous bastard
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>Be the 80's. >FUCKYEAR(s) >Let's go! >Thanksgiving weekend. Time off work. >Go visit family. >Your mom is best mom. >Her turkey is best turkey. >Your older sister brings her daughter. She's like five or something. All about princesses and ponies and whatnot. >Your parents think she's the cutest thing ever. >You ignore her and shovel food into your disgusting gullet. >Whazzat? Kid wants to play? >Alright, fine. You're not a total jerkass. So what, like hide and seek or something? >"Wanna rida pony!" >Roll your eyes and agree to 'be the pony'. >Maybe not the best idea. Shuffling around like a drunken dipshit with eight pounds of gravy-soaked food in your stomach is proving to be one of your worse decisions. You're suddenly feeling pretty tired, too. >"Alright alright, I'm gonna go sit down now. Go watch TV or something." >She runs off toward the TV and puts on some colorful cartoon. >It's full of hideous things that are supposed to be ponies. Doesn't look very entertaining. >Fuck it, you're too lazy and/or full to move. You lie back and bask in the glow of the tv while you slowly slip into a turkey coma.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>476711 "Oh do tell me details."
>"Alrighty." >Dash simply facehoofs >"Alright so picture this." >She stands up on her bar stool >"So she's all dancin up in one of the nightclubs around here right? And I'm givin the crowd what they love in that same club right? So while she's out there doin her thing I leap off the stand..." "Sounds familiar."
>"Oh don't interrupt man, don't be a dick. Anyway so I leap off my stand and me and her start goin right. Music's awesome, body's gyratin, all that good stuff right? So me and her start poundin back a few drinks and then next thing ya know, she's got her tongue swirlin around in my mouth. Oh don't get me wrong it was a hell of a kiss, but I'm not in to that sorta thing." >You can see Dash ordering a few more drinks from the bartender as Vinyl's story continues. >You pat her on the back. "If it makes ya feel any better picturing the two of you doing that is hot as hell."
>Dash snorts >she prods your side with a hoof and she smiles up at you "See there's a smile."
>Vinyl sits back down on her stool after she finishes her story. >Before you know it the three of you are pounding back shots like no body's business. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>477008 So let me guess, kinda skinny when you stand up but kinda chubby when you sit down? If so I know that feel.
>>477033 Well even if Anon is a douchebag from time to time it still seems like he at least has some heart to em in the longer stories, confidence doesn't always = douchbaggery either. I should know, I'm a damn douchebag at least once a week to someone.
Anonymous
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>>476760 That picture reminds me of a guy I know IRL.
CapperGeneral
Anonymous
>>477008 Couldnt find one, but a pic of my buddy here will do. Anon must be at least this damn thick to be a heavy drinker
Anonymous
I'm new to the pony thread, can anyone direct me to aethers pastebin
Albert Reginald
>>476940 That reminds me, I wonder when that guy who wrote Anon's first day in Ponyville and jotted his day down in his journal in the end? His username escapes me. Either that or he was just Anonymous.
>Wake up >Normal morning routine >Barely get downstairs >Knock knock >Look outside the peephole >It's Derpy and she has a muffin >Unlatch the numerous locks on the door and open it "Hey Derpy, what's up?"
>"Not much, Anon! Here, this muffin's for you!" >Awesome muffins from Derpy >Take a bite right then and there >Not a single fuck given. Derpy's muffins are the shit >Finish half of it before Derpy speaks again >"It's from Fluttershy!" >Almost choke on the muffin >Pokerface >Derpy waves bye and leaves >Close the door >Worry sets in >A knock on the door >Prepare to ream Fluttershy >It's Rainbro >"Hey, lazy. What's up?" "Rainbow, there's something up. I think I just ate a drugged muffin."
1/?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>Something bright is happening outside your eyelids and you do your damndest to ignore it. >You've got a weird tingling feeling in your... well, everything, and it proves much more annoying. >You blink a few times and see a really bright light slowly fading. >You're... in a library? There's books and shit everywhere. >"Uh, Twilight? What is that thing?" >Who's talking? >You try to sit up, but feel really drained and can't get off the floor you're apparently on. >"It's moving!" >"I don't understand... everything was fine. Where did I go wrong?" >"I dunno, Twi, but SOMETHIN's gotta give. That sure don't look like no pony ah ever saw." >"Grmfmnfnpony?" >Was any part of that supposed to be a word? >"Girls, I think it's talking! You know what that means? WE CAN THROW IT A WELCOME PARTY!" >"Pinkie, not now. It doesn't belong here, and we don't even know if it's intelligent. That could've been any number of instinctual noises like a mating call or a cry for its parents." >You manage to pry your eyes open and prop yourself up on an elbow. >"I... I CAN talk, you... guys?" >You trail off as you get a look at your companions. >They're... well to be honest you don't really have any idea WHAT the fuck they are. >The closest thing that comes to mind are those 'ponies' from that cartoon your niece was watching, but it's not a very good match. >"Well I'll be... it CAN talk. Twi, you want I should tie 'im up so he don't go runnin' off?"
Anonymous
>>477184 file too large... hang on a sec
Anonymous
>>477289 This guy! bask in the button's light
>>477093 im going to go do 100 situps now...
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>477061 >None of you realize just how much time has passed >But dear lord are the three of you drunk fucks. >You stumble out of the nightclub wearing Vinyl's goggles >Dash and Vinyl follow close after >As the three of you stumble around away from the club you turn to the two mares >You look at Vinyl's eyes and Dash's mane "*hic* The...the...fuck?"
>"What *hic* is it Anon?" >"Bro tell us!" "Guys *hic* guys...st...stick with me on..on this but..dude guys..Vinyl's eyes and Dash's *hic* mane on the same p0ny."
>"Anon you're drunk.....I LOVE it." >You and Vinyl brohoof >"See Anon *hic* told ya you'd ..l..l..like *hic* her." >You drunkenly nod to Rainbow >God damn are you happy you came along. >Suddenly Vinyl >She's losing her balance but she gets it right back. >"HA! Damn I'm *hic* good." "But you...ya didn't do anything."
>"Sssssshhhhh the debby *hic* downer...shhhhhh." >Even in your drunken state boredom overtakes the three of you. >"Dude....guys....spray paint." >She's got a saddle bag out of thing air it seems. >Or she had it the entire fucking time and you're too drunk to realize. >"I'mma...I'mma...tag this shit." >Vinyl stares at the side of a building as she says this, almost hypnotized by the empty brick wall. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>477212 http://pastebin.com/u/AetherPony here ya go
>>477333 but if you do you'll miss gratuitous amounts of pony!
Also for a background pony without shit to say am I doin a good job? do I get a cookie?
Albert Reginald
>>477226 >"Oh man, that's not good. Don't worry though. Nopony's gonna get to you while ya got the best flyer in all of Equestria watching your back." "Thanks, Rainbow. I can always count on my bro."
>She give off a nervous laugh >You invite her in and close the door >Plop down on the couch. Rainbow joins you "So what do you think will happen? I mean, I haven't fallen unconscious yet."
>"Yeah, and I didn't see Fluttershy anywhere when I was coming over." "Weird. Well maybe it backfired or something. I chucked the other half when I learned it was from her."
>"You probably didn't get enough of whatever was in it!" >Relief washes over you "So...Sugarcube Corner?"
>"Sugarcube Corner" she replies with a smile >Walking with your bro to Sugarcube Corner >Pretty normal stuff >See Twilight and Pinkie leaving Twilight's library >Something up with how they look >Nothing wrong...just...better somehow >Twilight's eyes seem prettier. Pinkie's magenta mane glows magically in the sunshine >Something is up >They walk up to the two of you >Pinkie speaks up first >"Oh heya, Rainbow! What're you and Anon doing today? I'm throwing Fluttershy a birthday party!" 1/?
CapperGeneral
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>>477380 ALL of my cookies sir
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>"Whoa, hold on now, running off? Where exactly AM I, and is there a reason I should be running?" >A blue one lands next to you... >Lands? It has fucking WINGS? >Holy shit, so does that yellow one over there! >And are those... horns on those two? >What in the bleeding fuck is going on here? >The blue one looks you up and down. >"If it was gonna run, it probably would've gotten started by now. I don't think we've got much to worry about. I mean yeah, it's big, but it doesn't seem to have any claws or anything and I'm pretty sure those front legs are too short. It probably can't very fast." >"So, uh, where... do any of you have any idea where the fuck I am?" >The purple one steps in front of you and holds out a... hoof? Looks like it's trying to help you get up. >You grab the hoof and stand. On two legs. >They all gasp and stare. >"What?" >The purple one shakes its head. >"Nothing, it's just... bipedal creatures are really rare." >Okay, well sure. If these things are normal around here, then yeah you're probably a freak. >You shrug it off and start brushing the dust off your clothes. >The white one... okay, y'know what? This color shit is going to get stupid. >"So, uh, you... you have names?" >The pink one is practically teleports into your face and is literally vibrating with excitement. >"WE NEED TO THROW YOU A WELCOME PARTY!" >"...sure? I just... I'm a little disoriented here. I haven't got a clue where I am or what any of you are." >The purple one brightens up. >"Oh, of course. My name is Twilight Sparkle. This is Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash. You're in Ponyville."
Anonymous
>>477380 You get a glorious muffin for all this. I love it.
Atlas
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>>477486 Whoops, forgot trip.
>I almost ruffled some jimmies. dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>"Okay, uh, Twilight Sparkle. That's... that's a start. But, um, where is Ponyville? And what ARE you guys?" >The white one, Rarity, was staring at your clothes. She had been since you stood up, but she's just snapped out of it. >"Well first of all we are not GUYS. We are LADIES. Except for maybe Rainbow Dash and Applejack. All the equipment and none of the class, you know." >The blue one and the orange one... you stop yourself. Rainbow Dash and Applejack... that's kinda funny, that one with apple in her name is orange. You idly wonder if she prefers apples or oranges. >Whatever, the two of them glare at Rarity. They're obviously displeased. >Pinkie Pie is in your face again. >"So, you know all of our names but we don't know yours! That's not very fair, and it's pretty hard to be friends with somepo... hey, you're not a pony! Can we even use that word anymore? Anyway, it's pretty hard to be friends with somebody whose name you don't know, so you should tell us! I'll bake you cupca~akes!" >It's smiling an impossibly wide smile and the word cupcake came out almost in song. >You guess Pinkie Pie is a people person. Er, a pony person. Er... yeah. >And Rarity, though she's barely said two words to you, you instantly peg her as a stuck up bitch. You wonder if that says more about you or her that you reach that conclusion so quickly. >Not enough data on the other four, but this Twilight Sparkle seems helpful enough. >"Er... my name is Anonymous. And while I'd probably love a party, I still... where am I? What are you girls, and how did I get here?" >Twilight Sparkle... god, you know what? This isn't any better. Their names are too long. Do they have first and last names? No, some of them are just one word... you decide to just start cutting their names off after a few syllables.
Albert Reginald
>>477426 I didn't notice I messed up the last number. Obviously suppose to be 2/?
>It's Fluttershy's birthday >You had no idea >Rainbow forgot >Might as well attend >Least I can do for not having a present >"Where's it gonna be at, Pinkie?" >"At Sugarcube Corner! We haven't seen her all day so she'll have no idea! It's gonna be great!" >Maybe it won't be so bad "Well it's convenient. We'll still be able to catch a buzz while we're there."
>"You got that right." >Pinkie and Twilight walk off >Somehow your eyes are stuck on their flanks >Tantalizing you with the tiny bounce that accompanies each step the ponies take >Wait, this isn't right >You're not attracted to ponies >Shake your head and realize Twilight didn't say a thing during that whole encounter >Dismiss it as paranoia >You've got a party to go to >Make it to Sugarcube Corner >Mr. Cake greets you with the usual. Two shots of EverSteer to get you started >Some of the hardest shit known to Ponykind >Feeling slightly tipsy from the first shot >Shake it off and watch as Pinkie preps the Party Cannon BOOM
>Entire place covered in confetti, streamers, balloons and a large banner over the bar saying "Happy Birthday Fluttershy!" >Whole thing looks great >This idea wasn't half bad 3/?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>What were you saying? >Oh, right. >So Twilight blushes a little. She's... embarassed about something? For a species you've never met before, you're having a surprisingly easy time reading their faces. Not that you're an EXPERT or anything, but you would've guessed it would be harder than this. >"That would be my fault. I'm really sorry. I was... well, nevermind. It's a long story, and the point is that I messed up." >"How exactly can you 'mess up' and drag me god knows how many miles out to wherever the fuck Ponyville is?" >Rarity steps closer and starts feeling your pants. You're a little creeped out. >"Oh, we didn't drag you. Twilight here just messed up a spell and you appeared." >"But I KNOW I got it right! I triple checked every step! Something else must be the problem..." >She's now mumbling to herself and shuffling toward a bookshelf. >Wait, spell? >"Spell? As in magic?" >"Well of course, darling. She IS Princess Celestia's personal student." >"Okay, Ponyville, Princess, magic... this is kindof... I'm pretty lost here. Maybe we slow down a little and you guys help me catch up?" >Pinkie seems saddened at the prospect of 'slowing down'. >"Relax, I'm not going anywhere. You can throw me your party or whatever. I just want to have some idea what the fuck is going on." >This answer pleases Pinkie. She smiles and nods. >Twilight's actually scanning a shelf full of books now. Alright, so now you've got three. The partier, the bitch, and the nerd.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>Rarity is STILL feeling your pants. >You brush her off. >"Is there any reason you're all up in my grill?" >She steps back and looks a bit shocked. >"Oh where ARE my manners! I'm dreadfully sorry, I just... this fabric. What is it? I simply MUST know." >That's a laugh. You. Knowing things about fabric. They're PANTS. That's almost literally the end of your knowledge on the subject. >You grudgingly admit that you also know they have pockets. Now you know TWO things about clothes you fashionista faggot. >You laugh nervously and turn toward Rainbow and Apple. Those both sound stupid. Second half? Dash and Jack? >Why not? >You turn to Dash and Jack, since you still don't have much besides their names to go off of. >"So... uh, your friends are... colorful characters." >"Yeah, I 'spose we're an unusual bunch, but I guarantee if ya give us a chance we'll grow on ya. Each of these here ponies is a mighty fine friend. Even Rainbow, here." >She gives Dash a playful shove. >"Yeah yeah AJ. Really though, Anon-" >That's not a bad nickname... >"She's right. These guys are great." >"Well alright then. That's... I guess that's... good? Having good people... er... good ponies helping me out is probably something to be grateful for, but I'm still having trouble figuring out just where the hell is going on." >"What's there to figure out? Twilight screwed up a spell - AGAIN - and now you're here. I don't know where you came from, and neither does she, but you're probably gonna be stuck here for a while." Did everyone here die?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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I'm feeling kind of inspired after reading all these good stories; any of you authors care to give some advice to a rainbro dash story newfriend?
Albert Reginald
>>477642 >Twilight uses her magic to move pile of presents on a table >Pinkie's upstairs doing...Pinkie things. There's no telling >Rarity walks in while you and Rainbow Dash down a couple of shots of Applejack Daniels > Pinkie walks back downstairs with a boombox and sets it on a nearby table >Everything's coming together >A bit later Applejack bursts in >"She's comin', ya'll! >Twilight's horn glows >Door and windows shut >Completely dark >The doors creaks open >Lights on >"SURPRISE!" >Everyone yells as the lights come on. Confetti falls from the ceiling, courtesy of Pinkie >Fluttershy squeals in surprise then smiles >Great party >Cake is had >Music is danced to >And no Applejack or Fluttershy rape attempts >It didn't even seem like they noticed you >It's like they don't care about you >Not as much as they did when trying to rape you >It's kind of disappointing honestly >Shake your head >Okay, there is something seriously wrong now >Sad over the two Ponyville rapists not wanting to rape you? >What's the deal? >Get knocked out of thought by Dashie sliding a shot your way >Down it thoughtlessly >Turn to look at Dash >The colors in her mane >They're beautiful >It's a fucking rainbow, in her hair >Snap out of it "Uh, hey bro. I'm gonna go home and pass out."
>"Yeah, you do seem kind of out of it, Anon. Get some rest will ya?" "Will do"
>It wouldn't do to leave without saying bye to the birthday pony >Walk over to Fluttershy 4/?
Anonymous
Oh cool a new Rainbr->Clopfics, Clopfics everywhere Cool, guys.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>477881 Not gone, just writing a lab report.
WOOOHHHHOOO fuckin electromagnets, how do they work?
Early days stories are some of my favorites
Anonymous
>>477948 clop is all that is left
how far we've come....
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>Pinkie pops up out of nowhere. It's honestly pretty freaky how good she is at that. >"Yeah, so you should make some friends! Like us! By the way, the party is ready." >You look around, not seeing anything to indicate a party. >"Real fuckin' cool party, bro." >"It's not HERE, silly, it's back at Sugarcube Corner. Twilight usually doesn't like parties in the library because all the books end up on the floor or on fire." >Fire, you say? What kind of wild party are you in for? >You catch some yellow movement out of the corner of your eye. Fluttershy takes an incredibly timid step forward and blinks at you a few times.>"Can I help you?" >"Um... Mr. Anonymous?" >"Yeah?" >"What does 'fuck' mean?" >So that's four then. Fluttershy is a sheltered, naive, and... well... SHY little thing. >You open your mouth, but quickly find yourself at a loss for words. >What DOES fuck mean? It's the most versatile word you know, and pinning down one definition would be nearly impossible. >You're about to start a lecture on the history and use of the word fuck when you find Pinkie pushing you toward a door. >"Nope - party now, corrupt Fluttershy later."
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>478011 I'm just gonna point out
-again-
that I'm a primary contribootor and I've given zero clops.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>477881 Catching up on reading. I wasn't reading while I was thinking, watching T.V., and writing earlier today.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>478011 Aether's the only one who's been doing real clopfics here, and even he's more focused on story than on the clopping aspect.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>477338 Sorry bout leaving randomly. Had to grab food so my ass wouldn't pass out.
>She immediately pulls out three cans of spray paint. >She gives one to you and one to Dash. >"L...l...lets tag *hic* this shit." >So starts the drunken crusade to spray paint a fucking wall. >God you drunk fucks. >A few minutes in to it you see that you've done nothing more than make a star >Dash and Vinyl on the other hand have made some brilliant fucking display of colors and shit >Least to your drunk ass that's what it looks like >in reality Dash got about half her cutie mark right while Vinyl is just spraying random lines on the side. >"I'mma....*hic* genius. "Its...beautiful."
>"You got..t..ta *hic* eye for talent Anon. I like that." >Dash manages to make 3/4 of a lightning bolt >You turn to her and pat her back "Motherfucking Michel...mike...angelo."
>"Who?" "I...*hic* dunno."
>"Oh shit....we g...gotta go." >Vinyl takes off as fast as her drunken ass can muster >You two follow close behind despite being shit faced >Thank god for Vinyl's six sense, two officers made their way over to your little mural. >"Damn ravers and their music." >"Indeed." Atlas
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Aww, the thread is slowing down.>Æther stopped posting >No more clopfics >Why am I so disappointed? >Whyboner.jpg I admit, I have a strange thing now for these clopfics, I just love reading them. What has become of me?>My stockpile of fucks is dangerously low >It's almost winter. Please continue.
CapperGeneral
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Still here Reading ALL the stories!
Anonymous
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>>478038 I'm probably not the only one that loves you for it.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
I'mma stick with it, but I'm already feeling how dumb this idea was. This story is WAY too long for a greentext. Everybody who picked B is responsible for this and also stupid.>Pretty soon you're at this so-called 'party' and, despite the lack of booze, having a pretty good time. >Dash is quickly climbing your list of favorite ponies, but you still don't know jack about Jack. >Or how exactly you got here. Apparently the unicorns can do magic? >Like, ACTUAL FUCKING MAGIC. Levitation and teleportation and pyrokinesis and shit. >Pretty fuckin' badass. >Too bad the nerd and the bitch are the unicorns of the group. >You admonish yourself. Come on now, that's not fair and you know it. You haven't had a chance to really get to know them yet. >Don't judge a book by its cover and all that. >You decide to go talk to Rarity for a while. Maybe she's not such a bitch. Or a whore. >Bitches and horse. You gotta write that one down. >"Hey, Rarity." >"Oh hello again, Anonymous. I trust you're having a splendid time? Pinkie is THE premier party pony." >You look around the room. Sure enough, everything is here except booze. >"There anything to drink?" >"Well of course, darling. Pinkie makes a delightful punch and there's a great big bowl of it right over there." >"That's... not what I meant." >"Oh... OH, you mean? Well there isn't any HERE, no. Sorry, dear, but Pinkie likes to keep her parties family friendly." >"You frown." >"Oh it's not so bad, now. And besides - she has good reason. You do NOT want to see what happens when Fluttershy starts drinking."
Albert Reginald
>>477934 >She's standing at the punch table >Getting punch obviously >You tap her wing >She turns around looking nervous >"Oh hey, Anon." >Something about her eyes >Her voice >It makes your heart skip a beat >Grab a quick glass of punch to take your mind off of it "Uh...I'm kinda bushed. I'm gonna go on and head home. Great party."
>Down the punch >"Oh, okay. Thanks for coming." >Don't notice Fluttershy switching the punch bowl Everythingwentbetterthanexpected
>Make it home >Walk in, close door, latch numerous locks >Walk upstairs and plop into bed >Stare at the ceiling >Images of Twilight and Pinkie's flanks, Fluttershy's eyes, Rainbow's mane flood your mind >Heavy sigh as you cover your head with your pillow >Get in optimal sleeping position >Pass out Atlas
>>478108 Oh thank god your back.
>Never leave me again. So what late night noms did you get?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>478224 Hey, we all liked Shermanator's origin tale, and yours is shaping up to be pretty good at the rate you're going.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478108 >After a bit of running the three of you finally stop >Fuck that run sobered you up a bit. >"So...s...um...why we run again?" >"Cops man...cops.." >Well you were probably doing something illegal so Vinyl jumped up on the bro charts as far as your ass can comprehend right now. >Unfortunately you dropped from Sean Connery own to a 8 so you need more booze. >Vinyl can somehow sense that shit too. >"Y..you guys wanna take this to *hic* my place?" >The two of you nod and follow her lead. >After a few minutes of marveling the Manehatten city lights while smashed the three of you come to a huge fucking building. >Vinyl walks in like she owns the place >God the inside of this place looks ritzy as hell >Some blue mare is sitting at the front desk >After some drunken psychobabble the mare hands Vinyl her room key. >As Vinyl walks back to you guys she whispers >"Yeah she wants me." >The three of you share a laugh as you approach the elevator >God damn this thing wasn't built for humans >You're stuck having to duck when you enter. >Vinyl hits the button leading to the penthouse floor of this seemingly grand hotel. "Penthouse floor?"
>"Penthouse floor. >Fuckyeah.png Anonymous
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>>478224 I love you
keep posting
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478270 >never leave me again Fluttershy?
Nah but I got some Doritos and coke cause I'm a fat fuck who doesn't afraid of anything.
Anonymous
I welcome slight clop in the fics, just as long as it doesn't evolve into full sex scenes and derail the story of its Bro-ness. Anyway, you guys are doing a great job, keep at it!
Albert Reginald
What dost the community think of my shit? Longest thing I've written so far. I dunno, what do you guys thing?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478367 I liked the read but is that it? No attempted flutterrape on your unconscious form?
CapperGeneral
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>>478345 Fucken fuel of Champions
Albert Reginald
>>478401 Oh no, it's not done yet. I just wanted a small bit of feedback. See how I'm doin' y'know?
Atlas
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>>478367 You're pretty fucking awesome. Don't stop (believing) writing them man.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478436 I'd say keep it up man. See where it takes ya.
>>478364 seems like a lot of you share that opinion. I'm thinkin I could do a slight clop with this instead of the full on clop I was intending on here while having the full blown clop on the pastebin. So you guys get to see little clop and those that want to see full blown clop still can. Everyp0ny wins.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>478367 Not quite sure how this is going to end, but I am excited to see it through.
>MFW I dumped all my stats into math and engineering rather than arts and writing dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>Who THAT timid girl over there? No way. >"Oh, so sorry to run off, but I've got somewhere to be. Things to do." >She looks at your hands. >"We'll have to catch up some other time." >"Yeah, alright." >She trots off and you turn to have some punch. You're pretty thirsty. Haven't had anything to drink since you got here. >Someone's tapping you on the shoulder. >You turn around to see Dash hovering there. >"'Sup?" >"So I hear a little party like this isn't quite enough for you? You need a little more?" >You squint and wonder what she's offering. >She pulls a flask out from somehwere - come to think of it, how do they carry things around? >"Is that what I think it is?" >She nods. >Alright, so that's five then. Dash is a bro. >You take the flask and unscrew the cap. >Only to practically be knocked on your ass. This stuff is STRONG. >You fight back a fit of coughs and try to maintain your cool. >Dash smirks at you. >"Shut it." >She chuckles a little. >"No worries. It's got a pretty good kick to it. I woulda been more surprised if you DIDN'T gag a little on your first try." >The two of you shuffle off and sit down on the far side of the room. >You drink and chat and chat and drink. >Over the course of the conversation, you pick up on a lot of little things and you don't feel quite so lost anymore. >Equestria's really not all THAT different from Earth. Except for the flying magical talking horses.
Atlas
>>478345 replace 'Coke' with "Mountain Dew' and you have the breakfast of the champions.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478530 Coke, Mountain Dew, or Cherry DP pick your poison I usually go for the 3 for 12 deals.
CapperGeneral
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must stay..awake...need to know what happens
Atlas
>>478556 >3 for 12 >wat Dude I get my 2 liters 2 for 3. Where the FUCK do you buy yours?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>With Dash's help, your suspicions about these ponies seem to be confirmed, for the most part. >Rarity is kind of a bitch, but she's got a nice streak and is willing to help out if she doesn't have to get dirty. >Fluttershy's the quietest and most easily frightened girl you'll ever meet. >Twilight is a hopeless nerd who had to be ordered by royalty to go make friends. Also? Apparently the most powerful unicorn in all the land. That's a recipe for disaster right there, concentrating enough power to level a city into an antisocial recluse who happens to be prone to panic attacks. >Pinkie is... Pinkie. Words fail to adequately describe her. She's like the living embodiment of cocaine, if cocaine was just a bit more child-friendly. >And you're pretty sure you're gonna enjoy the company of your fine bro Dash here. Bringin' booze to the party, not afraid to tell it like it is, and just a champ at not giving fucks. >That only leaves one pony. Dash's hardly said a word about Jack. >All you know right now is that she sells apples and apple accessories. >The night goes on and the party winds down. >It's... pretty fucking late. You start to wonder where you're going to crash when Twilight comes up to you. >"So, Anonymous. Since it's kind of my fault that you're here, I figured you could stay in my guest room until we figure out how to send you back." >Back. >Oh SHIT. Your family is probably flipping the fuck out wondering where you are. >Your boss is going to kill you if you aren't back by Monday at nine AM sharp. >You promised you'd pick one of your bros up from the airport on Wednesday. >Damn, yeah, you'd better get home as soon as you can. >You turn around and hold up a fist for your bro Dash before you remember she's got hooves.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478311 >When the two of you reach the top the alcohol in your system seems to have run its course for the most part >Same seems to go for the two mares in your company. >those thoughts disappear when you three cross the threshold to the penthouse >Holy fuck just how much money does Vinyl make doing what she does >Everything from the leather couches to the fucking AUTO SERVING MINI BAR seems like it costs an arm, leg, and the soul of the first born child. >If she's got yours and Dash's back it should be fine right? >"You two get comfy I'mma get this bad boy started." >You and Dash plop down on Vinyl's chillastic fucking couch and chill. >Vinyl presses a few buttons on the serving machine >Bam two seconds later three shots come out of a little shoot at the center of the machine. >"This bad boy will put my buddy Morgan outta business...damn shame.....oh well." >Vinyl magics the shots over to you and Rainbow before setting herself on the couch next to you. >The three of you down your shots like a bunch of sirs. >"Want me to kick this party up a notch?" >You're not sure what she means but you're not opposed to the idea. >Dash and you both nod. Albert Reginald
>>478268 I keep forgetting these damn numbers. Last one should be 5/?
>Next morning >Sunlight shining right in your fucking eyes >Feel like hammered shit >Didn't even drink that much >Really don't feel like getting up Fuck it
>Draw a bath >Get clean, take a fucking nap in the bath, get out feeling somewhat better >Get dressed, look outside window. It's midday "Might as well get this day started."
>Walk outside. Stand on doorstep >No Fluttershy or Applejack >Weird, usually one or the other tries SOMETHING before I get out the door. >But not today >Maybe they stopped caring >Was it something you said? >Or did? >Walk to Twilight's library >Knock on the door >Spike answers >"Hey, Anon! What's up?" "Not much, Spike. Is Twilight around?"
>"Sure, come on in." >Twilight is laying on her bed reading a book "Uh, Twilight? Do you think I could ask you a question?"
>"Sure, Anon. What is it?" >She comes down from her bed balcony thingy >I dunno what it's called "Twilight, there's something wrong with me. I don't know what the deal is but I've been feeling weird around certain ponies."
>You don't want to mention you staring at her and Pinkie's flanks yesterday >Or that you thought your bro's mane was incredibly beautiful "When I said bye to Fluttershy last night there was something about her voice and her eyes that I couldn't get my mind off of. It wasn't anything strange, she just seemed...really attractive."
6/?
Atlas
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Walking down Ponyville's mane street to buy groceries >Market is a constant reminder that you can't have meat anymore >At least the produce is good, although you're not entirely sure how these ponies manage farming... >Finish your shopping and turn to go back when something moves out of the corner of your eye >Turn to look, see nothing >Suspicious, you walk back up the street, look over your shoulder after about ten seconds >Turning your head back forward, nearly run into Pinkie Pie >fuckingninjapony.jpg >"Hey Anon, whatcha looking behind you for? Are you playing a game? Ooh, I LOVE games! Almost as much as I love parties or *gasp* party games!" >That's cool, Pinkie, I just thought I saw something earlier and- >You hear a squeak come from the bushes to the side of the road >goddamnsluttershy.avi >Turn back to Pinkie Pie >She's fucking disappeared >Turn back to bush just in time to see the net coming down over you >Clever girl... >1/? Let me know what you guys think. It's my first time doing fanfic.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478629 3 12 packs for 12 bucks. If i was spending 12 for 3 2 liters they better be putting gold dust in my fucking drinks.
Anonymous
Do these Anons even HAVE a liver at this point? Jesus christ.
Atlas
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>>478766 that makes so much more sense. It's 1 am here and I've been doing an allnighter for the past few days just to read your threads.
>sleepisfortheweak.jpg Anonymous
>>478473 NO.
You FUCKING POST THE CLOP.
They don't have to read what they don't like.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478804 Bitch its magic we ain't gotta explain shit.
>>478838 Is that a rustle in your jimmies sir?......god damn it.
Anonymous
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>>478766 >>478473 post the clop
i want my cock in pon3
Anonymous
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>>478858 Long as the clop is on the paste bin, nofucksgiven.jpg
Anonymous
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>>478766 >>478473 YOU BETTER POST THE FUCKING FULL ON PON3 PORN.
Atlas
Anonymous
>Fluttershy and Applejack will never get a turn with Anon
Atlas
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>>478858 >My jimmies would be very rustled if clop was cut short. Anonymous
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>>473620 You're gonna show em your pasty white ass.brony logic
Anonymous
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>>478909 >there will never be a applebro story Anonymous
Atlas
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>>478804 What if pony alcohol is just flavored juice or water, magically enchanted to have the same physical and psychoactive effects without actually having any alcohol in it.
>In a world where rainbows are made in a factory >horses can talk >They have wings and magic This idea is very possible to me.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>She bumps your fist with her hoof anyway, and everything goes better than expected. >Well alright then. Good to know that your body parts are relatively compatible. >You open your eyes in the morning and wonder if they have showers. >And then remember you don't have any clothes besides the ones you fell asleep in. >You slowly peek out the door to find Twilight's already awake and hitting the books. >"Oh, good morning Anon. You don't mind if I call you that, do you?" >You shrug. >"I was just getting to work figuring out what went wrong. I've checked everything five times now, and I can't find anything that doesn't add up. The spell went off perfectly, but somehow we got you." >"What were you supposed to get?" >"Well for starters a PONY, not a... whatever you are." >"Human." >"Right, that. The spell was designed to find a specific target and bring it here, but we should've gotten a pony and not a human." >You rub your chin thoughtfully for a moment. >Nope. No idea. >"Oh, Anon, before I forget. Rarity came by this morning and dropped off something for you." >You raise an eyebrow. >"I don't know. It's over there." >She points a hoof and you see a bag on the table. >You reach inside to find... clothes? >Well shit, and here you were trying your hardest to not appreciate her and she goes and gets you some clothes without you even asking. >"Hey Twilight, do you have a shower?" >"What? Of course I do! How else would I SHOWER?" >Well, that answers that.
Albert Reginald
>>478753 >Twilight giggles >"Silly, Anon. You're probably just getting used to Equestrian girls." >Not good enough "No Twilight, this was like...really sudden. And you know how adamant at keeping myself from those rape attempts. It doubt I would just fall for a pony overnight!"
>"Who knows, maybe you did?" "Whatever. I'm gonna go find some answers. I'll see you later, Twi."
>Leave without waiting for a response >Walking through the marketplace >Confused as fuck "Maybe she's right...maybe I am getting used to the mare attractiveness thing."
>Walk aimlessly until evening >Moon's slowly rising >Decide to visit Fluttershy's cottage >Knock on the door >It opens. Greeted by Fluttershy >"Oh...hi, Anon. What brings you here?" "I need to talk to you, Fluttershy."
>"Oh okay. Would you like to come in?" "Sure."
>Walk inside, she closes the door behind you >"Would you like some tea? I just made a fresh pot" "No thanks, I just wanted to talk."
>"Oh okay. What about?" >Sit on her sofa >Prompt her to sit next to you >She flutters over to the sofa and sits >Those eyes >That mane 7/?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>478743 >Vinyl heads back over to the auto shot machine >She makes the same shots as before but she doesn't magic them over to you just yet. >She disappears behind her counter like she's some fucking covert ops pony >She seems incredibly enthusiastic over everything she does >You gotta admit you like that about her >The two of you don't see what she's put in to the three shots >She puts in a few unmarked pill shaped items >"Heheheh this will REALLY get the party started." "What was that?"
>"Nothing. Gimmie a moment will ya?" >She finally comes out of her little place behind the counter and sets you guys up with your shots. "So what did you put in our drinks?"
>dead.ass.pokerface >"Dude liquor....duh." You eye her suspiciously for a moment.
>"Let's just say...it'll loosen you guys up." >Dash has already downed her shot "Dude Rainbow the hell?"
>"Anon you're way to paranoid man, Fluttershy and Applejack don't even know we're here." "That's not what I'm talking about."
>"Anon, even if we aren't bros I still got your back, not like that's gonna change." >You silently mull it over in your mind. >Fuck it. >You down your shot. Albert Reginald
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>>479064 *...how adamant I am..."
I keep screwing up small things.
Anonymous
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>>479065 I find myself liking where this is going
Atlas
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first thing that came to mind.
Anonymous
I have aether's pastebin, does anyone have the other guys'?
shankedCircuit
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>>479290 Damn, just thinking the same thing. Are there other pastebins of our glorious authors?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>It's still early in the morning, but now you're fresh as a daisy and ready to face the world. >Not that it was easy. That shower was TINY and you had a hell of a time wrestling yourself in that little space. >The new clothes seem just about right, and you make a note to thank Rarity the next time you see her. >But now... what are you gonna DO? Twilight sent you away so she could concentrate, and now you've got a day to spend wandering around an unfamiliar town where you haven't even got the slightest chance of blending in. >Well, it's not like you're going to be here THAT long if Twilight's as smart as they say she is. >Time to see if you've got any fucks to give OH LOOK YOU DON'T. >Eh? Is that Dash beating the shit out of a bunch of clouds? >Oh, right. She told you about this. Around here, the weather doesn't operate on its own. They manage it. >Freaky. >So she's makin' it a nice, sunny day. Cool. >What a bro, bringing sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows to the town. >All the ponies in town are giving you weird looks. Which is to be expected since you're basically an alien. >You double check the fucks given meter just to make sure. >Yup, still a cool zero. You keep on walking. >Man, it really IS pretty much just like human society. Just ignore the physical differences and forget about magic and flight and BAM. These ponies are pretty much people. >Except for the part where they're all naked all the time. That's new. >You suddenly find yourself wondering how and where Rarity got clothes that fit you. >Clothes of ANY kind seem to be a rarity (HAH!) around here, but then ones that fit you? Downright preposterous. >What does she even do for a living? Your bro mostly told you what they were like and not what they did.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>479065 >You sit there >Vinyl downs her shot so your suspicions are sated, somewhat >Everything in Vinyl's room seem so dark though >Your dumb ass forgot you were wearing her goggles. >You decide to take them off >WHOA WHAT THE FUCK?! >Her entire fucking penthouse is moving >Not moving like walking around >Like fucking waves man. >And the colors. >Why the fuck do you feel so hot now? >God damn it you just got drugged by a party horse. >You're so god damn....whoa Dash's cutie mark is moving >NO focus god damn you brain! >NO! Fuck you Anon I wanna see the pretty colors! >NO FUCK YOU KEEP YOUR HAPPY ASS CALM! >"Anon....you ok?" >You stupid fuck you just said all of that out loud. >Good job now Dash is looking at you like you're some nut. >b...but the colors >NO! God damn it brain.... >nope.jpeg >Fuck everything seems so vibrant now. >You don't even realize you're peeling out of your clothes. "Dude....."
>Now your stupid ass is just sitting there >Pants around your ankles with some far off look in your eyes >You probably think you're some philosophical motherfucker right now >But nope you're stupid ass is all 'Hurr Durr colors pretty.' >"Anon...seriously you're creepin me out." >Dash? She sounds so far away..... Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>Struggling for a few seconds, you lose your balance and feel the net being gathered up >Look down to see a certain pegasus staring intently at you while holding the ends of the net in her mouth >Get dragged across town to Sluttershy's house >Can't see much since the net is so tight you can't turn your head, but you think you see the edge of a tan hat >Fears confirmed when a pair of devious green eyes appear and look you up and down >"Boy howdy, Fluttershah, I almost didn't think that was gonna work." >"Why not?" You hear a familiar voice from the doorway. >Oh god dammit, not Pinkie too... >"I thought I did a pretty good job of keeping Anon busy long enough for you to throw the net." >You try to wriggle out of the net while they're distracted >"Ahm just sayin' that I coulda done the same thing with mah lasso and not needed you to come in and complicate things." >Sluttershy tries to hold you down but you've got some leverage, thankfully >"Are you loko in the coco? What fun is a lasso when you can use a net? Net's are WAY more fun!" >You've almost gotten out of Sluttershy's net, just need a few. more. seconds. >"Um, excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt-" She murmurs; Thank God she's so quiet, they don't even hear her >You finally free yourself from the net, topple the pegasus, and make a break for the door when >"Now hold it there, partner! We ain't even started yet!" >You feel a rope tighten around your legs and fall to the ground, hitting your head on the door >blackout.png >2/? Feedback would be much appreciated
Anonymous
>>479065 I swear to fucking celestia, you better deliver the clop....
Anonymous
>>479452 Better when theres a build up to it
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>479452 >>479485 This
>>479410 is the highest point to the clop build up, since the insistence of full blown clop is apparent I shall delivar. If you wish to hide your eyes from the smut I suggest doing so after the next two posts.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 13:34:00 No. 479529 Report Quoted By:
Ok, I'm awake!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Anonymous
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Been lurking in this thread for fucking ever. I demand more!
Atlas
I can't wait for the end of these awesome stories, you guys are doing so fucking great. Here is a horrifying picky picture, to prove my gratefulness.
Albert Reginald
>>479064 "Listen...I've been doing some thinking lately..."
>You don't want to admit it >But it seems like the only thing you can do at this point >You can't lie to yourself >A battle of what to do rages on in your mind >It feels like an hour before you're able to choke out anything "I...I think...I think I'm falling in love with you, Fluttershy."
>Her eyes light up >She lets out a squeal and tackles you on the couch >Her lips immediately assail your face >She begs to enter your mouth >You can't tell if you're enjoying this or not >Suddenly you hear a crash >You turn your head towards the door >It's Rainbro >Not sure how to respond >"Fluttershy, get away from him." >Your cyan bro seems pissed >"No! He said he loved me and he means it!" >Dash tosses a half-eaten muffin on the ground >Fluttershy gasps and moves to the other side of the couch "What's going on here?"
8/?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>Actually there's another thing. What do ponies do for fun? The sports you know wouldn't really work, but you'd imagine they've got their own. >You know they have books. Do they have TV? Movies? >You saw some lights last night, so you know they've got electricity. >You're startled out of your pointless bullshit thoughts by a rush of air to your side. >Your bro just landed. >"Hey, Anon. What're you up to?" >"Nothing. You?" >"Just finished my work for the day." >"Weather's your job?" >"Who told you?" >"Nobody. I saw you a minute ago fucking up those clouds but good. Score's like, you a thousand clouds nothing." >She blushes a little at this. >"So I dunno, you look bored. Wanna go do something?" >"Like what? I don't even know what ponies do for fun." >"I dunno, stuff. Like, whatever a pony is into, that's what they do. There's no 'thing' that ponies do." >"Do you guys have sports? TV? I know you've got books and shit for nerds like Twilight." >She frowns a little. >"Books aren't for nerds..." >You snicker at her defensiveness. >"Whatever you say, Reading Rainbow." >You chuckle inwardly at your clever joke. >She stares blankly. Right, just because they have TV doesn't mean they have YOUR TV. >"But yeah, we've got sports. How could... how would that even work if we didn't? We have... I dunno, STUFF. >Before you know it, the sun is going down. You've spent the whole day wandering around town talking to your bro about nothing in particular. >She waves and heads off for the night. >You go back to the library to find more books on the floor than could possibly fit on the shelves. Of COURSE the field is too long. When isn't it?
Atlas
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>>479648 PINKIE**
Shit, I'm too tired to type correctly.
Anonymous
Don't make more clop shit please
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
Atlas
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>>479694 We JUST established that he wrote himself into it, and that you should ignore the next few posts if you don't want cloppy stories.
You can always just, you know, NOT read it.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
This one's going to have a notable lack of Dash, sadly.>>Motion disturbs you yet again. You don't feel like this shit right now. >>“Celestia, not this crap again...” >>You pry your eyes open to see Spike standing near you >>Sit up, give a deep yawn Hey, Spike>>“Try not to destroy the house this time” >>The little drake is clearly less than amused about yesterday Yeah, sorry about that. Let me just...>>You try and get up on your feet, and eventually do >>The ponys are only about half your height at best, but the library has enough head room >> “Would you two KEEP IT DOWN?!” >>You and Spike both slouch in awkward fear of the voice of an enraged Twilight. Oh, man. What time is it? Did I sleep in again?>>“Eh, it's earlier than you think” >>Quick check out the window confirms that it is still dark outside >>“Twilight's one of those 'early to bed, early to rise' types” >>You nod your head, watching as Twilight slaves away at her research desk What are you doing?>>“TRYING to find out what YOU are and why all of our friends are acting nuts around you” >>She seems a little frustrated I guess Rainbow told you about all of it?>>Twilight magic'd her book closed and gave an exasperated sigh. >>“She did, but she didn't HAVE to. Before you came back yesterday Rarity was trying to coerce me to tell her where you were.”
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>479568 Sweet, nice to know someone's interested. There's gonna be a couple more parts to this one, then I'm calling it a night. Hopefully I'll be able to churn out some quality rainbro stories tomorrow.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>479410 >Lucky for you you're not alone in your strung out adventure >You turn to see Vinyl has been mindlessly running her hoof along your exposed thigh. >"I...think I but a bit much in there....Dash why didn't you tell me humans were so smooooooth." >Oh god the goggles >You must put them back on >everything seems normal when they're on. >You fumble a bit >Fuck you dropped em >Okay you picked em up try again >Fuck they're on backwards >how is that even possible? >Finally you fuckhead you got it right. >Okay with the goggles on everything seems normal. >Least the room stopped moving. >You turn to see that Dash is mimicking Vinyl but instead of her hoof she's rubbing her head on your leg >God damn her fur is so fucking soft. >You suddenly picture yourself humping a very fuzzy rainbow dash >You picture yourself with your eyes rolled up in to the back of your head. >'oh god the fur feels so good on my skin.' >you shake those thoughts away >lol wut that shouldn't even be possible. >suddenly your attention turns to a certain DJ nuzzling your crotch from outside your boxers. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>479758 >>“And don't get me started on Fluttershy...” Oh, God, Twilight. I'm sorry.
>>“Yeah, well, something's going on and I'm not letting you out of my sight until I figure out what.” >>You admit to yourself that not having Rainbow around makes you feel uncomfortable >>But then, Twilight hasn’t tried to violate you, either >>She lifts her book to the uppermost shelf via her aurora of magic and then turns to look over her shoulder at you >>“Alright, what do homos eat?” >>Okay, this shit has gone on long enough Sapien
>>Twilight coils one front hoof off the ground and squints one eye at you >>“What?” Homo Sapien. It's latin.
>>Shit, they don't know what latin is. I mean, it's the scientific word for... you know what? Just call me Anonymous. That's what I am. I'm 'an' anonymous.
>>Twilight looks back to her book shelf and pulls another from the endless rows, levitating it with her freaky deekie horn magic. >>“Alright, then. What do ANONYNMOUSES eat?” Got any hamburgers? Maybe some bacon?
>>Twilight perks her head up from her book. >>“What?” >>Red meat... you know? >>Spike turns green and wobbles left and right, then passes out >>Twilight's reaction isn't much better >>“Ugh! Gross! You actually eat other creatures?!” >>A wave of guilt overtakes you >>You were never truly a fan of the self-righteous vegetarian movements, but actually hearing an intelligent animal say that to you has a profound effect >>Twilight looks upon you with scolding eyes >>“UGH! This just keeps getting harder and HARDER. But... I guess you can't help that, either.” 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>479789 >>Twilight was stressed. You come to realize from her messed up hair and bags under her eyes that she must have been up all night researching I'm an omnivore. I can do fruits and greens.
>>Twilight looks back at you and smiles. >>“Really?” >>You nod >>You can see the gratitude in her eyes. Similarly to Rainbow Dash, she has been bearing the brunt of your existence, here >>This one instance of reprieve must have been a Godsend to her >>“That'll make breakfast easy, then! Spike?” >>Spike was looking around in the kitchen. “Bad news, 'Twi. We're pretty much out of everything.” >>She drooped her head low. >>“Ugh... alright, Spike: Go get us some groceries. I need to stay with Anon and make sure nothing happens.” >>Spike salutes, clicking his heels together like a tin soldier before grabbing a bag of bits and marching out. >>You look to Twilight, then So is Rainbow going to be coming today?
>>“She has work today. She might come in later.” You look down. Twilight must have noticed your sudden silence.
>>“Look, I know you guys have grown attached but even 'bros' can't be there twenty-four seven.” >>There's a pause >>“Besides, you're going to be needing a job, too. After we find out what you are and why it's making these ponies go haywire.” 3/x
This isn't even short, harmless RainBRO dash stories anymore. They are just build to end up in sex, no continuation of being bros. Just... fuck you guys. Seriously, fuck you for ruining such a good goddamn thing. fuck.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>479807 Hey, Twilight
>>She looks over her shoulder at you Thanks for everything. It means a lot
>>The purple mare genuinely smiles in what is probably the most peaceful expression you have seen of her in your three days in Equestria >>She must feel relieved, that her work is not in vain. She giggles and returns to her book. >>“Don't mention it. We'll figure it all out.” You know, Rainbow showed me the town, yesterday
>>Twilight looks back at you inquisitively Think you can give me a run-down of the world?
>>She brightens up and trots over to you. A magic aurora drags an atlas into your lap, and she tows a globe over. >>Not nearly as bro as Dash, but not bad. 4/x
Third day, Morning: Complete
Atlas
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>>479776 Nuzzle.
>I 'Daaw'ed. dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>479826 Still no clop in mine, bro.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Come to >Try to move >Realize you're tied to Sluttershy's bed >ohfuckohfuckohfuck >Look around and see no way to get free >Hear door opening, look, see Sluttershy walk in, wings up, eyes locked on you >Panic mode engage >"Oh good, you're finally awake, Anon. You had a nasty fall earlier. We carried you in here so you would be more..comfortable" >Sure, Sluttershy, and the net was also for my comfort >"Well, no, the net was to get you where we wanted you" God,she's even creepier when she's frank... >Footsteps in the hallway >Remember who else was here >Pinkie and Applejack saunter in >"Yay! Anon's awake! Now we can start the party!" >You feel a tugging at your pants while Pinkie babbles about more and more unsettling party games >Look down at Applejack as she pulls your pants to your ankles >sogoddamnscrewed.psd >Pinkie stops suddenly, her ears perked up. >"Say Fluttershy, did you put a kettle on earlier?" 3/?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>"Twilight?" >"Oh, you're back. Listen, I'm really sorry, but I still haven't figured anything out. You're probably going to be here for a few more days." >You shrug. >"It's not so bad." >You idly glance over at a stack of books. >'Predictions and Prophecies' >'Ancient Arcana and You' >'The End of Ponies - Debunking Conspiracies and Myths' >Huh. Just what was she trying to do when she pulled you here? >You decide it's not important. You worrying about magical shit is as stupid as Michael Jackson worrying he's getting whiter. He's not and that's stupid. >"Hey Twilight?" >"Yes?" >"This is a library, right?" >"Mhmm." >"Mind if I grab a book?" >"Not at all." >You walk over to a nearby shelf and grab something at random. >You head up the stairs to read and go to sleep. If your bro says reading is okay, then who are you to argue? >You're really only doing this because Twilight doesn't have a TV. >You crack open the book and start reading. It's some sort of fantasy adventure, presented as a diary. >It's moderately entertaining, but before long you're out.
Anonymous
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>>479826 Awww maybe crying more will help. They are still interesting stories and these guys are working their asses off to do it. Just don't read them if you are so upset over it.
Atlas
>>479826 Dude, Æther is the ONLY one with clop, and his is often very light and is always involved with the story. The ONLY 'cloppy' thing about all the other rainBRO stories are: Some kind of rain bro activity, slightly heated words or actions with flutterrape/Applejack, general emotional or erotic tension(which is in EVERY rainbro story), wingboners, and Anons glistening hot bod from working out(which leads to more wingboners, blushing, and flying away).
Infact, if you assign details to each fact I just listed, IN ORDER, you'd have a basic rainbro story.
My advice, Ignore the clop and enjoy the rest. if that's too hard, just ignore Æther. Not everything is clop though, bro.
Albert Reginald
System keeps thinking I'm spam. Trying to post but it's kinda hard
Atlas
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>>479983 I just knew there was something off about you...
IS THIS YOUR PICTURE?!?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>479857 okay...this is really starting to rub me in a bad way (no pun intended) First off I'm the only one who's written any clopfics out of the other main contributors here.
Second If the first statement is correct (which it is) why the fuck are you lumping the ones that don't do smut with the one that does? Sounds like a troll to me.
Third for the love of god if you don't like it you don't have to read it. Dashie, leucine, filly, fitanon, sherm, and so on DO NOT POST CLOP and I respect the fuck out of em for it. I just do it cause well....its there and hell if someone's gonna post it why not be me?
Four I'm assuming the ones being addressed are still here, for fucks sakes the main writers are in a different time zone so the major writers pretty much have full say in how the thread goes. Like me when Dashie and the others are asleep and dashie when I'm knocked the fuck out. Be happy we stick with the theme for the most part.
Five: as much as some of you saddlesore people out there don't want to admit it, it was us who stepped up to the plate to provide the rest of you with entertainment which I intend to keep doing. Just like the anons that supported us stepped up to the plate and let us know our shit was actually decent.
10/10 for making me post some long winded fucking post.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>The library seems to be getting messier and messier. Twilight must be REALLY absorbed in her work to let it get this bad, considering how tidy it was when you first showed up. >Feeling a little bad that she's working so hard for you, you decide to help her out in the one way you know you can't fuck up. You re-shelve books. >It's tedious and mind-numbing, but it's easy enough that even you can do it. >She comes back up to one of the shelves to grab a book and notices you. >"Oh, you don't have to do that for me, Anon." >"It's not a problem. Besides, SOMEONE has to clean up after you. Look at this place!" >You smile. >She frowns, grabs a book, and goes back. >What? What did you say? >Whatever. You finish shelving a few dozen more books before you head out the door to go check out some other part of town. >You find Rarity's place. She works in fashion, which explains a lot, really. You feel pretty relieved about the whole 'feeling your pants' thing. Bitch just loves her fabrics. >You thank you for the clothes, and she waves it off. >"Oh it's nothing dear, really. I enjoy making outfits for... interesting creatures such as yourself. And if you really feel like you owe me, I can think of a few things you could help me with. Those hands of yours would be AWFULLY, hmm, if you'll excuse the pun, 'handy' for me." >"Yeah, I guess a lot of things are harder with hooves, but don't you have magic?" >"Yes of course, but still. There's only so much one pony can do, and if another unicorn isn't around, well those hands of yours can do plenty." >"Makes picking up the books a lot easier, that's for sure." >She sighs. >"Oh I do miss Spike..."
Albert Reginald
>>479664 Short response. System keeps thinking I'm spam. Lawl
>Rainbow responds >"I went to Twilight's looking for you. She told me what you said and I had to know what was up. I remember you saying something about a drugged muffin so I checked outside your house and sure enough it was still there behind a bush tossed away." "But wait, how does this-"
>"Hold on, I'm not done yet. I took the muffin to Twilight's so she could check it out. Thanks to her egghead ways, she learned the muffin had Poison Joke baked into it." >You're not liking where this is going 9/?
Anonymous
>>479982 I think you missed the story where anon banged all several ponies in a game of truth-or-dare
Anonymous
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>>480047 Just ignore the hate and keep posting man, you, dashie, and sherman are all doing really well in my book.
Anonymous
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>480088 What was that? Like, two threads ago?
Atlas
>>480047 I can almost feel the heat of your rage radiating through my monitor.
I don't know if you've noticed, but I've followed you and the listed writers through the past few days, and you write the most entertaining shit ever. It's almost always fun or lighthearted, there's always some serious lolz, and you personally write the more 'dangerous' stuff(because you could get a lot of shit for it from the fanbase) which I admire.
I don't want to sound like a brown noser, but I hope you, and EVERY writer here that has posted many a long winded stories, or just one with spaghetti pockets, knows that I love the stories and appreciate them ALL.
Disregard haters, acquire friendship.
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dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>"Who?" >"Twilight's adorable little assistant. He's just the cutest little dragon, and he's SUCH a gentleman." >"Where is he? I haven't seen him around." >"Well he's... he's not around right now. I'm sure he'll be back soon. He... he promised." >Huh... well then, that explains that. Twilight's a little messy, but she NORMALLY has help. Her little helper goes out of the picture and boom, she's up to her neck in unshelved books. >You politely say your goodbyes, thanking her again for the clothing, and head back out into town. >The story is the same for a few days. You help out a few ponies here and there, hang with Dash sometimes, and read your stupid little book before bed. You don't want to admit it, but it's actually pretty good. >One morning, you step down the stairs to find a very frustrated Twilight hitting her face on the desk. >"Whoa, hey now. What's got your panties in a bunch?" >"Huh?" >Ugh, you're still getting used to none of your expressions working. >"I mean, what's got you so out of it?" >"I don't know, Anon, I just keep looking and not finding any clues." >You've been here a while now, and while you're getting attached to these ponies (especially your bro), you still need to go home eventually. You decide it can't hurt to offer your help. >"Maybe... maybe I can do something?" >She looks down to the floor, almost devoid of that trademark pony happiness that seems to flow so freely here. >"Come on, what could go wrong?" >She sighs. >"I guess you're right. You see it all started the day before you arrived..."
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>480158 Dude I've noticed everyone who's supported myself and some of the ones supporting Leucine and the others. That fit of 'mad bro sydrome' wasn't meant to be against the supporters. It was against those that keep bitching about something so small.
(\ also fucking brohoof.
Atlas
Anonymous
>>480186 nigga you better not have killed off spike...
Anonymous
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>>480251 I actually think that would be pretty cool.
Albert Reginald
It's getting difficult to post. This spam thing is getting annoying
Anonymous
>>480297 you need to take out the "o" in p0ny and everyp0ny and replace it with a zero. Same for everyb0dy.
Anonymous
>>480297 Say anyp0ny instead. That's what's catching you up. I had the same problem when I was write-fagging it up in the Flutterstalker threads.
I've been tempted to do some Rainbro stuff, but inspiration has yet to strike.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>She tells you a long ass story about some minor political squabble Spike got wrapped up in that's actually been escalating out of control. Something about contested territory on a border, and an ancient magical super-weapon, and the threat of war, and the dragons demand this and the ponies want that and the griffons are dicks and blah blah blah god damn Twilight you are bad at telling a story in an interesting way. >Eventually she catches your attention when you hear something about a prophecy and the pony who will bring peace and something something something blah spell to summon him. >Okay then. So apparently this potential war is a serious threat, one that they've seen coming for a while now, and they've got legends and shit talking about how this is going to go down and the super mecha Jesus pony who's going to stop it. >Twilight's been reading through all the myths and prophecies she can find for more information that might help her figure out how she fucked up the summoning spell, and she shows you way more evidence than you care to pay attention to that she did it right and it doesn't make any sense and she's not wrong and SHUT UP, DAMN. >You take a look at one - ONE - thing, and you instantly feel like a total badass. >You've got this. You know what happened, and you know what's GOING to happen. God damn does it feel good to be a gangsta. >You're WAY too cool to just explain it to them, so instead you have the team rounded up and you all go marching for the border where the stupid fuckers are yelling at eachother. >Not LITERAL marching, that'd take forever you dumb fuck.
Albert Reginald
>>480078 -"What the hell is that?"
>"Some kind of plant that plays jokes on whoever comes in contact with it." -"Wait...so how did a plant that plays jokes on people make me think I was falling for the last p0ny I ever thought I'd fall for?"
>Evaluate that last sentence >Facepalm >That plant's a dick >"Anyway, I went to Zecora to see if she knew anything about anyp0ny leaving the forest with some of it. Turns out she gave some to Fluttershy the day before her birthday!" >Son of a bitch >Feel like shit >Get up from sofa >Fluttershy attempts to cling to you >Rip your arm away from her grasp -"Fluttershy...don't do something like this again. Like...seriously."
>She sits there looking defeated. >Leave her cottage without another word >Slowly walk back home >Don't even notice Rainbow trying to get your attention. >"Anon...Anon! What's the deal?" 10/?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Applejack stops tugging at your boxers and looks startled >"Do y'all hear that whistlin'?" You strain you ears and can just make out a faint sound >"Well duh, that's a kettle, silly" >Sluttershy looks nervous "Um, I didn't-" >The whistling is louder, you can almost hear it over the ponies talking instead of just in the pauses >Applejack shrugs and starts back towards your boxers with a determined look on her face >The whistling is really loud now >Before the earth pony can get to you an all too familiar blue streak flies through the window >Pinkie bolts out of the room hastily saying something about cupcakes >Applejack's eyes go wide as fucking Rainbro Dash steps between Sluttershy and her prey >Your bro stands firm as Sluttershy stares her down >Fuck that filly's got a scary stare >"What do you mares think you're doing to Anon here?" >"We're just havin' some fun, Dash, helpin' Anon relax and loosen up" >Yeah right, Applejackoff, we all see that look in your eye >"No one's loosening up anyone, Apple, now buck off" God she's a good bro >Sluttershy squeals and runs off after Applejack stalks out >Your bro unties you and helps you up >You put your clothes back on and leave through the window to avoid Sluttershy out front >You walk back towards town with Rainbro flitting around beside you >"Thanks, bro, you totally saved my ass back there" >"No problem" she blushes slightly but you chalk it up to the events earlier >"You up for movies and booze tonite, Anon?" >"Hell yeah, bro" >Brohoof Sorry it took forever, people who care. I'm not very good at coming up with endings, especially at 4 AM. Hope this suits.
Albert Reginald
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>>480317 >>480321 Much thanks. I'm still a newbie here, as I'm sure you can tell.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>*Poof* teleport, you're practically there. Ta-da. >You start walking when Twilight stops you. >"Nuh-uh, Anon. You need to start explaining what we're doing here. And how do YOU of all ponies... er, people, know anything about this?" >You pull the book you've been reading out of your pocket and toss it to her. >"Now you know, and knowing is half the battle." >She gives you her best 'wtf are you smoking' look and you just grin. >"Bro, you're the fastest, yeah?" >"Whatcha need?" >"Can you fly on up ahead and see if there's a big ass cave somewhere nearby? There should be some stupid crazy magic door covered in runes and shit." >She gives a quick salute and blasts off at a speed you like to describe as 'Jesus fuck that's fast 2 - Electric Boogaloo.' >The rest of you start walking. >Twilight is flipping through the book as you go. >After a minute, you think you see the cave, but there's no sign of Dash. >Twilight looks up at you, a confused frown on her face. >"Why is part of the prophecy in here?" >"I have no idea. But it totally is. Word for word. Something something something and a pony unlike any other something something savior something radical and bitchin'." >"That is NOT what it says!" Short bit because the next speech line makes... survey says: FIELD TOO LONG!
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>"Close enough. But yeah, see? Stupidly lucky coincidence I pulled that off the shelf, but I knew I recognized some things in your research pile. This cave up here should be where the original treaty is hidden. We get that, we tell the griffons to fuck off, and everything can go right back to normal. You even get Spike back since the threat is over, and the stupid fucking cowards ruling his country get to feel comfy showing up in public again. I tell ya it's not fair at all that the guy who's EIGHT in line for the throne has to put himself in danger over some political bullshit he has no interest in." >"IF you're right." >"You kiddin'? Of COURSE I am. The book lines up fuckin' perfectly and you know it." >You step into the mouth of the cave and look around. >"Where the hell is Dash?" >A low voice echoes across the chamber. >"Your friend will be fine, as long as you do exactly as I say." >"What?" >"I SAID, do what I tell you or the pretty little pegasus gets it!" >Twilight's horn bursts to life and the cave lights up. >Right there. There's a dragon, maybe twenty feet tall, standing around looking like a smug motherfucker. >Suddenly, Fluttershy is in his face and he looks like he's about to shit himself. >What the fuck? Um, you go girl? Or something? >"LISTEN UP MISTER, YOU ARE GOING TO STOP USING YOUR FAMILY AS PAWNS, GIVE US BACK OUR FRIEND, AND FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR MEAN SCHEMES RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET IT!" >Seriously, where has THIS Fluttershy been hiding?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>479776 >"...I never thanked you for that dance ya know..." >"Hey Vinyl?" >"Yeah Dash?" >"How much did ya give Anon he's in another galaxy." >"I..I may have given him just a teeny bit more than what I gave us." >Rainbow, even in her euphoric state, is able to glare at her friend >"Just how much is a 'teeny bit?' >"I may have given him...2..when I gave you an me halves." >"I'd be more angry if his skin wasn't so smooooth." >"I knoooow right?" >You have no idea how long they've been rubbing themselves against you but your broner is starting its ascent in to full blow erection >Due to Vinyl's position she's as well aware as you are. >"Hehehe. I forgot this probably feels so much better for em." >Vinyl, being the merciful goddess that you feel that she was at that point, used her teeth to pull your boxers down to your pants >That mindless teasing of theirs was gonna make you explode at some point >RD, getting the hint, pulls your shirt off while Vinyl takes care of your lower half. >"Hey Dash?" >"Hmm?" >"Do ya mind if I take your human out for a test run?" >Dash waves her hoof in a dismissive fashion >Vinyl smiles and reaches up to your face >"Hey Anon?" "Hmmmmm?"
>"Enjoy the ride." "Huh?"
>"You're still gone man? Here let me bring ya back." >Vinyl presses her lips against yours >Her tongue starts its decent in to your easily opened mouth >Due to your state you aren't as willing to fight for dominance as you normally would. >When you're finally able to really process what's going on you really REALLY can't seem to find a fuck to give. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>480480 Now I know what I said about staying up to sate you guys in cloppy goodness but there is a matter most dire.
Its almost 5am here and I'm half asleep while writing this. If I keep going I'm definitely going to fuck it up somewhere. I will be back in a couple of hours to write in this juicy clop for all the adoring anons and trips out there. I need sleep if you wish for me to give you something worth a single fuck to read. Sorry all, goodnight.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
I'll be back tomorrow with some more stories. Maybe I'll be able to keep up with Aether and dashie, among others.
Albert Reginald
>>480346 "In case you didn't notice, Dashie, I was just thrown into a mess of confusion and doubt. I don't know about you, but I feel like my chest has been ripped to pieces and sewn back together wrong."
>"Hah, I know how that feels." "Do you now? Care to explain?"
>She tenses up immediately >"I just do, okay?..." >It's silent for some time >You reach your doorstep >Unlock the door and open it "So..."
>"So..." "Wanna get wasted to forget about this terrible fuckin' night?"
>"Sounds like a plan" >Brohoof >She goes to your room to use the restroom >Walk into the kitchen >Open certain cabinet >Bottles of Applejack Daniels everywhere. >Take a couple and head upstairs >Rainbro walks out of the bathroom >Throw her a bottle. She catches it with a hoof, opens it and downs some >Throw yourself on the bed, its comfort is some relief from today >Open the bottle and drink as much as possible in one drink >Get wasted, laugh your ass off with Dash, get completely hammered >Next morning >Sun is really fucking bright as usual >Roll over >Rainbro knocked out next to you >She went hard on drinking last night >You whisper to yourself "Her mane really is pretty cool looking...."
End
Well? How'd I do?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>Is he...? He is! Holy shit, the dragon is actually pissing himself! >You turn and whisper to Twilight. >"Psst, hey. What the fuck?" >"That's the dragon king." >Wat. >This little thing is their leader? Man, politics are retarded yo. >"And?" >"He didn't stay back for fear of his safety, he sent others to do his work for him so he could find this place!" >"Not that! Fluttershy!" >"Oh, well you see-" >*CRACK*. Fluttershy just hit the floor. It looks like she's still breathing, but she's probably not going to get up any time soon. >The dragon is panting hard. Like it took every ounce of strength he had to get out of... whatever she was doing to him. >"Now then... *huff*... where were we?" >You glare at him. >"You were just about to step the fuck off because our meekest and weakest pal just bitch slapped you." >"You're bluffing." >"No, really. The word 'shy' is right there in her name. She ain't shit compared to the rest of us." >"Then explain your rainbow-maned friend." >"What ABOUT her, that she let you catch her?" >"Sure didn't seem that way to me. She was fighting back, the poor girl. A couple of good swipes took the fight right out of her." >What? >Oh HELL no. Bitch better not have layed a finger on your bro. >"Made the most adorable little cry for help, too. Which one of you is Anonymous?" >FUCK. >HIM. >UP. >Holy shit you're either a retarded dumbass about to die or the most badass motherfucker to ever set foot in Equestria. You are here to charge at the king of the dragons and give fucks and you are ALL OUT OF FUCKS.
Anonymous
>>480451 can't sleep... must see end of story.... T_T
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>480607 End is a LONG way off. This was option B - "HOLY SHIT THIS IS LOOOOONG"
I'd say we're at MOST halfway there.
Anonymous
Dashie, Albert, you guys are awesome. I just want you to know there's at least one of us still reading and loving it.>capta: admiration alcohou No, I'm perfectly sober; they're really that awesome.
Atlas
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>>480542 >>480564 Goodnight bros, I look forward to more sweet rainBRO dash and vinyl clops when you return.
I will call it a night aswell.
See you in a few hours.
Albert Reginald
>>480651 Thanks. Other than something from Aether that's the only comment I've received all night.
Also, I've been stoned as hell writing this. I'm enjoying every second.
Anonymous
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>>480628 damn, someone archive this thread then, I'll need to catch up on this shit. NIGHT ALL.
>lurk mode deactivated Atlas
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>>480666 Dude you shit is great for being new. I can't wait to read more. Nice trips, by the way.
I however, must be off to bed.
>picture related to your previous comment BEST WISHES TO EVERY P0NY.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>You slip in his piss and fall on your back with a painful *oof*. >God. >Fucking. >Damnit. >Twilight Sparkle to the rescue with her ridiculously overpowered magic. >What does the scouter say about her power level? >Nothing you dumb shit, that's a terrible and unfunny joke that hasn't even been invented yet because it's the 80's. >What? Other references aren't valid yet either? Listen you twat, do you want to hear the story or not? >That's what I thought. Now sit the fuck down and shut your face. >Twilight's eyes are glowing and her words are coming out as growls. >"GO GET THE TREATY. I'VE GOT HIM UNDER CONTROL." >You scramble to your feet and make a run for the door near the back of the cave. >Looks like this asshole hasn't opened it yet. You wonder why. >You look back and smile confidently. Twilight's got this. >You turn to the slab of stone and note the many intricate rune-like carvings. >You ignore them and push, hoping it opens that way. >It doesn't. >Right, the book. G.I. Joe. Knowing is half the battle. Apparently slipping in dragon piss is the other. >What was that stupid password? God, you just read that part like two nights ago, come ON... >"DE-USE-SEX-MOCK-HINA!" >The door opens. >Closeenough.jpg Hurrdurr missed a line, deleted post, repostan'
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 15:12:00 No. 480738 Report Quoted By:
I think i will keep this thread alive.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>480579 Hope you become another of the staple writers around here.
Man I am so glad I migrated from /k/ at just the right time for all of this.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>A deep, rumbling laughter rolls through the cave. >Oh, shit. >The dragon's eyes light up and he bolts for you. >Motherfucker played you guys. He needed you to open the door and you did it because you're stupid chumps. >You dive out of the way as he starts roaring a huge jet of flame in front of him. >Why does he want the treaty so bad? To... burn it and stop the negotiations? That doesn't sound like the end goal of the villain. >Wait a minute... >Aw, fuck. Didn't Twilight say something about an ancient magical super-weapon? >And you didn't finish reading that super convenient book, so you don't even know what the weakness is! >Don't EVEN start on that. Of fucking COURSE it was in the book near the end and there is no question that there's some nice easy way to defeat it if only you know how. >Special spell to summon a chosen one, and everybody thinks it messed up but in the end it turns out it didn't? >Super convenient but unlikely source of necessary information? >Unreasonable bravery in the face of what should be a pants-shittingly terrifying encounter? >This is like some bullshit out of really terrible fanfiction. >He's got it. Fuck, he has the thing and presumably knows how to use it. He's certainly cackling like he does. >Oh look he's doing something with it. >You're blacking out. Awesome.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>You wake up like you just slammed into a brick wall. >Your eyes fly open and you gasp for air. >Where? What? Okay, so... right... the dragon has the... okay, but you're not dead. That's... that's good. >You're... tied up? >You look left and right. Yeah. You're tied up. Dash is a short distance to your left, unconscious and with some blood running down her face. You think you can make out the other ponies tied to various other objects in... wherever this place is. >You try to wiggle, but don't have much more than a quarter inch of range with any of your limbs. >"Hey, Dash..." >She stirs a little, but doesn't seem to wake up. >"Dash!" >She's still not up. >"FREE BOOZE!" >That did it. >"Wha? Oh... Anon... listen, I'm sorry..." >"What are you talking about?" >"I... I failed..." >"Listen, bro, don't beat yourself up over this." >"I should've been able to... I don't know, something! I shouldn't have gotten caught at least!" >"It'll be okay..." >"No it won't! I heard him doing that stupid villain monologue thing, going on about his plan. We're all in it really deep, here. I... I'm pretty sure this is..." >She swallows a lump in her throat. >"The end..." For maximum troll score, stop posting here.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Gah, nobody awake to fall for the obvious. Doesn't matter. I AM stopping here for now. This shit is way too long. Like I said when I started, I think this is probably a dumb idea. It's way too long and involved for a greentext 4chan story. That said, I'll continue. I will pick this back up tomorrow.
Anonymous
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>>481095 No, fuck you. You continue this shit right now.
Albert Reginald
And now loneliness sets in.
Anonymous
>>481095 NO. you finish it now.
it's pretty much just pain fanfiction at this point but i fucking want to see how it ends.
no matter how long it takes
Anonymous
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>>481120 people are still here, just lurking and stuff.
no need to feel alone.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>481121 WTF? It's all silent for like an hour and then within a few minutes bizzamn there you are.
>"No way, don't say that! We'll come up with something!" >"Like what, Anon? You know I'm no quitter, but there's nothing we CAN do here! Your hands are literally tied!" >"It can't end like this!" >There's an uncomfortable silence. >Dash starts blushing. >"Anon? I... I wanted to keep this a secret... I didn't... I didn't want to screw up what we had. But... but since it's all over anyway..." >"No! It's... it's not over! Don't talk like that! We can get through this!" >"I love you, Anon." >There's a blinding flash of light, and then everything goes dark. >Your body feels heavy, but you're lying flat. >You... aren't tied up anymore? >You start to sit up, but there's a dull ache in your stomache. >You burp. >It tastes like... turkey? >You open your eyes. >You're at your parents house. Lying on the floor. Your niece is on the couch, watching TV. For DOUBLE maximum trolling, stop here.
Anonymous
>>481140 Wait...wasn't he there for like...2 days?
damn it, you better finish it for real.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>481153 He was there for more than two days. What has happened? It is a mystery!
We're actually FINALLY going to be getting to the part where it's a more ordinary RainBRO story, and there's even an excuse to destroy your liver! I'm just not sure how much more I can get done tonight. I REALLY don't think I can finish before passing out (long story is long), but I can go a while more.
That said, I can't guarantee the stopping point will make any sense if I keep going. If I stop now, it's a nice divider.
Keep go?
Anonymous
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dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>You sit up and turn toward the TV. >It's that cartoon with those fucked-up looking ponies. >God those things are ugly. Nothing like the magnificent creatures you were just living with. >What the fuck, man? >That was... that was real, wasn't it? >You were... they were... it felt so real... >No, it had to be real. You can't dream that much up. You can't dream for that long in the space of an hour or two. >But, you're not that badass. You love to toot your own horn, but you admit you'd never charge anything that was 20 feet tall. >There were too many coincidences lining up too conveniently. >And then, the pony you cared about the most... >She... >Fuck your head hurts. >You slowly get to your feet. >Your mother steps out of the kitchen, still drying off a plate. >"Are you okay?" >"Y...yeah. I'm fine, mom. I'm just tired." >"Even after your little nap?" >"Yeah. Hey, uh, how long was I out?" >"Oh, I don't know, maybe a little less than an hour?" >"...Huh..." >"You sure you're okay?" >"Probably. I just... don't feel that great." >"Ate too much?" >"I guess so." >You turn and trudge up the stairs to your old room. >It's been converted into a pretty nice guest bedroom and the bed looks very inviting. >You let your body go slack and flop down onto it. >You're asleep before you even land.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>Something bright is happening outside your eyelids and you do your damndest to ignore it. >You've got a weird tingling feeling in your... well, everything, and it proves much more annoying. >You blink a few times and see a really bright light slowly fading. >You're... in a library? There's books and shit everywhere. >"Uh, Twilight? What is that thing?" >Who's talking? >You try to sit up, but feel really drained and can't get off the floor you're apparently on. >"It's moving!" >"I don't understand... everything was fine. Where did I go wrong?" >"I dunno, Twi, but SOMETHIN's gotta give. That sure don't look like no pony I ever saw." >"Grmfmnfnpony?" >Was any part of that supposed to be a word? >"Girls, I think it's talking! You know what that means? WE CAN THROW IT A WELCOME PARTY!" >"Pinkie, not now. It doesn't belong here, and we don't even know if it's intelligent. That could've been any number of instinctual noises like a mating call or a cry for its parents.">You manage to pry your eyes open and prop yourself up on an elbow. >"I... I CAN talk, you... guys?" >You trail off as you get a look at your companions. >What the fuck? >There's a snapping sensation in your head as you remember everything. >You ignore the protests of your body and jump to your feet. >"Twilight!" >Fluttershy squeaks and backs up toward the wall. >"I don't know how... I don't know what's going on, but I'm back!" >She's stepping back, too. >"Applejack, I think it might be hostile... get your lasso."
Big macnonymous !!alXtD6QLfAW
>>480047 bravo aether, honestly ya probably just fed the trolls but we can always hope they choke on it right?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>"NO! Listen, it's me! Anon!" >"I don't know who you are or what you're talking about, but if you don't want my friends and I to act rashly I suggest you sit down." >Fuck what is even... this doesn't... what? >What? >...What? >You sit down. >"Who are you and how do you know us?" >You put on your most pathetic puppydog face and turn to Dash. >"Dash, please, you recognize me... don't you?" >She squints and stares at you for a good ten seconds, but recognition never dawns across her face. >You hang your head. >"I'll ask you again. Who are you, and how do you know us?" >You let out a long, LONG sigh. >You already know how this is going to end. >You're going to tell them your story, and they're going to call you crazy. >You start anyway. >You get to the end of the first night before Twilight declares that you're insane and has you restrained in her basement. >You get questioned. A lot. >You answer honestly. >They don't believe you. >"Ugh, I don't have time for this. I need to get back to my research to figure out what went wrong. Can you girls handle him?" >Nods all around. >Twilight starts stomping up the stairs. >"Wait! I can tell you what you're looking for! I know what book to look in!" >She stops and turns slowly back to you. >You explain to her which book and where it lines up with the prophecies. >She doesn't look like she bought it. She heads upstairs without a word.
Anonymous
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>>481463 this is way more elaborate than i was expecting
and i love it
Big macnonymous !!uuKIJLOyLfH
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>>481364 WOAH there partner, I believe this is my tripcode.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>The next morning, you're nudged awake by Dash. >Twilight isn't in sight, and the others are all asleep down here with you. >"Hey... I believe you." >You hesitantly start to smile. >"I... I had a dream. You were there. It was... it was a lot like you said, and I don't know how you could've made that all up." >Your eyes grow huge. >"If what you're saying is true, I want to know what else happened. I want to know how we got to now." >You give her snippets of your time together, and after each one she nods slowly. >You get near the end. >You tell her that it looked like it was all going to be over. That she had a confession to make. >She's starting to cry. >"How? You're... that's... that's what happened. In the dream..." >"But it felt real, didn't it? It went on for days, right? How long were you asleep?" >"I... I don't understand..." >"Neither do I." >"No, I mean... I believe you. I believe you and I don't know why and I know this is going to sound crazy, but it doesn't FEEL like we just met." >Hoofsteps coming down the stairs. >"I think... I think I love you..." >Twilight ignores Dash and walks right up to your face. >She's holding the thing. The super doom-weapon thing. >"Is this it?" >You're sweating bullets and you don't know why. >Something in Twilight's eyes is making you incredibly nervous. >"Y-yeah." >"How did he activate it?" >"I don't know! You're the wizard, not me!" >"Did the book say anything about it?" >"I... I don't know! I never finished reading it!" >Her expression relaxes. >"Maybe if I just... experiment a little..."
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>Her horn starts glowing. >It starts glowing. >There's a bright flash of light, followed by an all consuming blackness. >The void is so prominent that you can feel the emptiness through your very SOUL. >That is, without a doubt, the most emo thing you've ever said. >You gigantic faggot. >You're lying on your back. >Your body feels heavy. >You start to sit up, but there's a dull ache in your stomach. >You burp, and you taste turkey. >You keep your eyes squeezed shut, afraid of what you might see if you opened them. STOP HERE FOR TRIPLE ULTRA GOD-TIER TROLL STATUS
Anonymous
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>>481619 NOOOOO--sleep well, dash <3
Big macnonymous !!alXtD6QLfAW
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>>481619 i swear this story is long, and its been soooo worth it.
please sir may we have some MOAR!?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>You can't handle the suspense. You open your eyes. >It's the guest bedroom. It's very dark. >You're losing your mind. This is real. This is your life. >You have work on Monday. You're at your parents' house for Thanksgiving weekend. >Your sister's daughter is there, and your parents think she's adorable. >You're a human, and you live on EARTH. >You do not doubt any of these things. They are unassailable truths. >But those fever dreams of a technicolor world full of magic and wonder... they were more than dreams. They had to be. >They felt too impossibly real to be anything but. >But that's impossible. Both things cannot be true. >You cannot have your cake and eat it too you fat piece of shit. >You stare at the ceiling for what feels like hours. >Your head hurts, and you're tired. >Not knowing what else to do, you lay your head down on the pillow and close your eyes. >Something bright is happening outside your eyelids and you do your damndest to ignore it. >You've got a weird tingling feeling in your... well, everything, and it proves much more annoying. >You blink a few times and see a really bright light slowly fading. >You're... in a library? There's books and shit everywhere. >"Uh, Twilight? What is that thing?" >You jump to your feet, your eyes wild with fear. >The fear is genuine, but these ponies mistake the cause. >Fluttershy mans up and gently flutters over to you. >She puts a comforting wing on you and slowly whispers "It's okay." over and over. >Twilight steps forward. >"Can you understand me?"
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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>You look around the room, momentarily resting your gaze on each of the assembled ponies. >Your gaze lingers on Dash's eyes longer than the others. >You turn to Twilight and pause. >"...Yes." >"Oh, good. That'll make this so much easier. My name is Twilight Sparkle. I'm afraid... there's been a mistake. You aren't supposed to be here, and I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience. You can stay in my guest bedroom until I figure out how to get you home, if you'd like." >You nod. >Dash lands next to you. >"Hey, you. What's your name?" >"...Anonymous. But you can call me Anon if you want." >"Anon, huh?" >She smiles. >At the end of the day, you've been given a basic tour of the town. You were very quiet, and you constantly suffered from a barely noticeable trembling. >You're just outside the library. Dash is just about to go home for the night. >"You need to relax, Anon. I know this is all probably really weird for you, but you should try to enjoy yourself." >You slowly climb the stairs and stop to stare at the bed. >You reach one hand down and touch it. >Nothing happens. >You climb under the covers and close your eyes.
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It's like 6 in the AM here. I think I'm gonna say screw staying up another hour for a couple of episodes I've seen before and save myself so I can wake up to see the new one tomorrow. Looking forward to new Aether and other posts then. Night all.
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>You open your eyes. >You're in Ponyville. >Maybe you only leave if you... make a mistake? >Fuck if you know. Your every decision now terrifies you with that possibility floating around. >You try to be yourself. >You slowly come out of your shell and make friends. >You hang out with Dash a lot. >Your fear subsides, and you begin to enjoy yourself. >Dash is... Dash is cool. You two have fun together. >You don't read any books from the library. >You wake up, it's a bright sunshiney day. >Fuck yeah. >Gonna go meet Dash by the lake and do... whatever the fuck, you don't even know. >DASH IS STUPID, THE LAKE IS STUPID, WET CLOTHES ARE STUPID. >The sun is setting, and the two of you have started a small fire. >You clothes cling heavily to you, keeping you damp and cold even if you scoot next to the fire. >You start to take off your shirt. >Dash's wings tense up. >Have they ever done that before? You're not sure. >Taking off the shirt was enough. You're warm and content. You sit on a log, holding your hands out in front of the fire. >Dash looks up at you. There's something weird in her eyes. Something familiar. >"Hey Anon?" >"Yeah?" >"Have I told you... how awesome you are?" >Where's she going with this? >Something in your head clicks. >You think you can taste turkey. >RUN. ABORT. CANCEL. >REJECT. >"Thanks..." >Searching... searching... >"...Bro." >Her face falls a little, but she quickly hides it.
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>>481947 And THERE it is, what, eighty billion posts in? Can YOU guess what's going to happen?
It's too late and nobody is awake. I'm gonna go sleep. I'll be back tomorrow. I DO have this saved, because this thread is probably going to die before I'm back at the computer.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 17:28:00 No. 481978 Report Quoted By:
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>>481947 Oh what cruel fate. In all seriousness, that dream situation can eat shit.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Actually hmm... tomorrow is gonna be interesting... I can't promise any reasonable timeline. I might not be back here for ~20 hours. But the story must go on, yes? The ridiculous abomination that is>greentext Stretched to the length of a real fic and given some sort of plot is surely not worth taking up HALF THE FUCKING THREAD AND THEN WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH OF THE NEXT ONE, is it? Bed is now. When I eventually return, at least fifteen hours from now and possibly more like twenty, I'll continue if you want.
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>>482031 can i request that you pastebin your stories for convenience?
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>>482031 Sounds good friend
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So I kind of made a ham-fisted archive for /mlp/
ommandant.myftp.org Its only got the first RainBRO dash thread on it now cause its ham-fisted and I have to upload them manually and its late over here.
But basically I'm going to try to upload any threads that you vote to be archived @
chanarchive.org (and almost certainly wont be) and anything page saves you want to email me. (I'll upload any thread, greentext or otherwise)
Make sure you guys keep me busy and keep writing
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>>481947 If this happened to me, I'd be driven to the point of insanity.
...keep going
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 18:27:00 No. 482480 Report Quoted By:
I might write a story for pastebin and then give the link out
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I see this thread has become inimitably awesome. Time to put an end to that! I know this is meandering and whatnot but it does have a point. Continuing from last thread...>With clothes finally on and more than a couple of checks to make sure you didn't just pretend to do so you're out >Rainbow looks like she's making a show of not looking at the doorway into the bathroom >"Okay, I know I should apologise..." >She snaps her attention to you >"No! I mean it's fine, right? Like I said, it's not the worst thing in the world to happen." >Huh, she's probably more worried about your embarrassment than her own >"Since that little stunt back at Unicorn's Pride-" >She flinches >Probably wasn't a good idea to bring that back up again >"Sorry. Again, by the way. I'm running a little low on cash so I think we'll have to eat here." >"Oh what, and let you make the word's worst dinner? How about my place?" >"Great! I'll just get another of my stalkers to cast who knows what spell on me and wind up with my face buried between her legs eating her." >Despite her obvious blush Dash still laughs heartily >"Yeah, like you'd like fried egghead. I know you've got a sweet tooth so how about Pinkie Pie." >So begins the battle of wills >Dash is obviously losing straight off the mark as she can't keep her mouth from splitting and no covering her mouth with her wings doesn't stop the sound of her sniggering >"Alright, how about someplace else? If you're trying to get me fit I can't keep going to Sugarcube Corner, Chez Hay?" >"Sure *snerk* sure."
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>This is one of the more down to earth places in Ponyville, somewhere you and Dash both like to frequent when eating out >It's quiet enough around this time, being just before the main dinner rush >It's also a good time to have a quiet chat with your bro about something particularly important >"Hey, bro, mind if we talk for a second?" >She munches down on a mouthful of hay fries before nodding silently >"After the last night at... that place, I think... shit, this is hard..." >"C'mon Anon, you can talk to me, it's okay." >"Right, right... so like I was saying I think..." >Okay Anon, pull it together, this is your RainBRO she's not going to judge you >"... I think I might be ready to start dating ponies..."
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>Oh fuck shit FUCK FUCK >Now you can safely go down in the annals of history as being the one to kill the Element of Loyalty >Or not, she seems to have coughed those hay fries up >"Dude! That... just a sec..." >Yeah, you'd quite happily give a few months so you could straighten out how you're going to say this >"Alright, you... whoah, that's a lot to lay down on a pony. Don't get me wrong!" >She's beaming now, probably the happiest you've seen her in months >What a bro, she really does just want you to be happy >"This is great! Awesome! Dude, you're gonna be so much happier now you'll be getting some!" >"Let's just... how about taking it slow, huh? I'm not sure I'm ready for full on straps and paddles, tying helpless ponies up in my sex-dungeon to live out my depraved fantasies." >Damn, she's blushing again >It's easy to forget ponies aren't quite as graphic in their humour >"So you're really okay with this?" >"Of course I am! You're like, the closest person to me, right? How could I not be okay with what makes you happy!"
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>You let out a mental breath you didn't know you'd been holding >As much of a bro as she is there are some things you'd think would be too much even for her >"Alright. Great. That's... great. So now I guess we've gotta get ourselves out there and prowl the market. Suggestions?" >Good lord you're actually doing this... >"It's the weekend. We could always go back to the Unicorn's Pride." >"You're okay with that?" >"Heck yeah!" >Something about this doesn't seem quite right though >Something is terribly, terribly wrong here but you just can't figure it out >Still, you've got a bro who you can now bounce ideas off so that's good right? >She can give you pointers on positions and techniques and you're not going to think about the sex yet >Sex >With ponies >You always knew it would have to happen some day
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>>482763 >Somewhere between Dash picking out clothes she thought accentuated your looks and the walk to the strip club you finally realised what the hell was wrong here >"Hey bro... if this place is mostly stallions and only a few mares... why do you think they're the kind of mares who'd want a man? A human male no less?" >"I dunno, maybe something about a place full of horny guys. Plus they're obviously not uptight enough not to consider it. AND none of the ponies we've gotta keep you away from hang out here." >That sort of makes sense >Probably best you just roll with it >Actually, you're pretty sure you saw Berry Punch here the last time >Girl like that, who likes her liquor, would make the perfect kind to spend time with you and your bro >You're again settled into a chair close to the stage and with more of that cheap booze >God you wish it was stronger, you're gonna need all the help you can get to go through with this >Dash is off... doing her thing, making suggestions to mares and >Why is she... is she standing on her hind legs? Why is she pumping her hips like that? No don't point at you! >Oh christ oh fuck oh christ oh fuck oh christ oh fuck oh fuck fuck fuck >She's bringing a pegasus over >Okay, she doesn't look too bad, light blue coat, blonde mane, pleasant smile >"Hey, Anon, this is an old friend of mine, Cloud Kicker." >She's blushing lightly, not quite meeting your gaze >"Hello. Rainbow Dash has told me... quite a lot about you." >"Yeah, I'll bet she has." >Your withering glare does nothing to take the smirk off Dash's face >"I'll just let you two get to know each other and, uh, just get something to drink." >Wait no, don't go! >Fuck Anonymous
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>Another day in the library >You and Dash are reading adventure novels, Twilight is reorganizing the history section >In the middle of the library, a powerful sphere of magic appears >Papers and books flying everywhere >With a flash of magic, future Twilight appears >Past Twilight walks up to her and starts rambling about 'scientifically impossible' >Future Twilight stops her >"I'm from the future, I've got a very important message for you, please listen" >You and Dash just stare, Past Twilight's eyes go wide >"Ohmygosh, you're from the future!? You look awful!" >Dash looks like she's a bit shaken by that >Past Twilight continues rambling >"Is there some kind of epic pony war in the future? What happens" >Dash can't take it anymore, she charges Future Twilight and pins her down >"Ohmygosh ohmygosh I'm so sorry Twilight, I've always had feelings for you, but I was always to scared to say something, now you're from an apocalyptic future and I'm probably dead and I never got to say it" >Dash goes in for the kiss >Future Twilight bucks Dash, leaving her sprawled out against a shelf of books >"Actually, I'm just from next tuesday. Dash, we'll discuss whatever that was later, but Twilight, you have to listen to me. Whatever you do, don't.." >A flash of magic and she's gone >Rainbow Dash looks at Twilight squeeks in embarrassment >Dash smashs throw a window and flies away >What the fuck did you just witness
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>>482844 >How do you do this even? >Do ponies just socialise in the same way as of course they do! >What's wrong with you, this is E Z! Just think of her as a pony shaped girl >"So... Cloud Kicker..." >"You can just call me Kicks." >She giggles sweetly >Okay, that is actually pretty nice >"Kicks... this really is some place, huh?" >She levels her eyes and widens her smile >"Why don't we go somewhere a little more suitable?" >Of course >Thankfully her idea of suitable wasn't the kind of outlandish nightmares your obviously now insane mind imagined >Just a nice, normal little restaurant >No one is staring at you, no one is talking about how disgusting it is that this guy is in a romantic setting with another species >Normal >Normal! >"... course she always used to turn up late but she more than makes up for it." >With your attention back on your... date... you see her cock her head to the side slightly >"You okay, Anon? I-Is the food alright?" >"What? Huh? Oh! Yeah, it's fantastic! Best salad I've had in my time here!" >There's that sweet little giggle again >"You don't need to feel nervous, you know. Why don't we just enjoy ourselves and let the evening take us where it wants?" >You sigh heavily, finally letting go of some of that stress >"Sorry. Sorry, it's just this is so new to me. No but you're right, there's no reason we can't just enjoy this." >And enjoy it you did >Laughs were shared and dinner was indeed good >You might even say the lighting of the moon caught her mane and eyes nicely >But you're not quite at that stage yet Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>482941 >Walking her home there's little more to be said between you but it's a pleasant, companionable silence that falls >"Well, this is me!" >"Yep. Listen, Kicks, thanks for such a good night. I mean it, you've really helped me easy myself into this." >"You don't have to think anything of it. Except..." >"Hmm?" >"If you wanted to you really could thank me." >O....kay? >"My little house gets terribly lonesome at the weekends when everyp0ny else is out enjoying themselves with their partners." >No...kay >That sweet smile has become decidedly more predatory >And why is she advancing towards, uh oh >"I'm sure you know what that's like. So... why don't we keep each other company tonight?" >The light from the moon suddenly makes you all the more aware of how dark it is >How it's so quiet and you could easily be trapped confined taken in >"Listen... Kicks, I don't want to spoil the evening but..." >Wow >It's amazing how quickly a pony's expression can go from seductive to heartbroken >"Oh... I see..." >"Yeah. It's just... I don't think I'm ready for... that..." >"No, no it's okay. I... I understand." >No she doesn't >"Look, if you want to keep this going we can go out again." >"Okay." >This isn't awkward at all >gentlebreeze.wav >"Goodnight, Anon." >And before you get a chance to return it you're left there, on her doorstep >This is going to make an interesting story the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 19:32:00 No. 482981 Report I don't know what will come of this, but I'm giving it a shot. Day 2,354 in Ponyville. Dear Celestia, why the BUCK do you do your job so damn well? I'm going blind here! -Yours, Anon. You decide to get up. There is something on your chest. It's RD The bags under her eyes, coupled with her ruffled mane tell you that you and her had a rough night. RD stirs as you try and get out of bed. "Mmmm, morning Anon." "Good morning, Dashie." RD's face turns bright red and her wings start to uncoil she turns away shyly, as you feel very smug for making her blush at least once a day. But that blush is so darn cute you can't help but daww everytime you see it now. In the bathroom, you wonder why your eyes aren't baggy or bloodshot, especially when RD holds out longer than you at parties. "Parties?" Pinkie Pie out of.. your loungeroom? "Uhh..." she drifts off as her eyes trail lower than your chest. Fucking morning wood. "Pinkie!" Your raised voice makes pinkie suddenly become aware of the situation at hand. Pinkie snaps out and apologizes, then heads downstairs. RD calls out to you. "Whaddya want?" "Anything." You call back. Once you get dressed properly, you head downstairs. RD is waiting for you at the table, everything laid out perfectly. You hear a knock on the door.
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These threads are best threads
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 19:54:00 No. 483239 Report >>482981 Fucking flutter-rapist and...Princess Celestia?!
You hurriedly open the door, only to be greeted with an orange hoof to the face.
Black out.
sever hours later, you wake up in a barn, and you know it was Apple jack-off instantly
"Howdy, sugarcube" AJ tries to say seductively. she fails
"Fuck off" You respond dryly, with a hint of malice.
Your abruptness seems to have caught AJ by surprise.
"AJ, why the fuck do you and fluttershy keep wanting me to fuck you?"
"Because we miss out on your birthday every year."
"That's because you keep trying to rape me."
You know this conversation is going nowhere fast, but you have already broken free of your bonds.
With one swift punch, AJ is out like a light.
You found a camera in her saddlebags.
You muse over what this already has on it, and decide to leave her a surprise.
When AJ wakes up, she notices the camera and hurries over, thinking it might be broken.
she turns it on, and her face goes so red it puts her apples to shame, because staring her right in the face
is a picture of your junk.
shankedCircuit
>>483239 No criticisms or anything. Story is grade A. Thought of a different ending. Instead of just a picture of anon's junk, what about if it was a picture of anon tea bagging AJ?
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 20:00:00 No. 483325 Report >>483303 HAHA OH WOW
I'm putting that secondary ending on my pastebin
shankedCircuit
>>483325 Glad to help, what's your pastebin by the way?
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>>480727 fucking win. I'm liking this story line as much as The Shermanator's story. fairly awesome, the both of you.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 20:17:00 No. 483524 Report Quoted By:
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>>473017 heretofore is a synonym to "until now"
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 20:21:00 No. 483586 Report >>483239 It's lunch time, and you are chowing down with your special somepony.
RD is looking at you, worried.
"What's wrong, rainbow?"
"You have a black eye."
"Well, yeah. AJ tried to rape me again."
"And what of fluttershy?
"Nothing yet, Rainbow."
For some reason, this makes RD's eyes scan the room at a furious pace whilst she eats her meal.
"You full yet, Anon?"
"Yep."
"shall we get out of here?"
"Exactly what I was thinking Dashie."
Even after all this time, that still makes her blush like crazy, but her wing-boner is reduced compared to when you first called her that.
On the way home, you can't help but wonder why Fluttershy hasn't tried to rape you yet.
A squeak from a nearby bush tells you to be on your guard.
"That's fluttershy alright." RD says.
"But who is she with?"
You shoot another look back at the bush to see double wing-boners poking out from the floral decoration.
It looks like Fluttershy has found a special somepony all her own.
Either that or she's raping him with a picture of you taped to his face.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 20:32:00 No. 483729 Report >>483586 It's evening now, and you are back home with RD, Having Increased your alcohol resistance, you can almost
drink RD under the table. Or cloud, as it were.
A few hours, half a stash and 12 movies later, you are both shitfaced.
As the final movie ends, you wonder to yourself why no-one has such a happy ending as the movies depict.
"Because in movies, the actors get whoever they want. They know what is going to happen, and they get paid for living their life as it is planned for them." RD speaks in a slur.
You apparently wondered out loud again.
"so tell me, Anon. Did you ever have a special somepon-one, before you came here?"
You shake your head, as if you didn't. But it's been so long you don't remember anyone other than the inhabitants of Equestria anymore.
You are almost teary-eyed when you manage to say:
"No, but it doesn't matter. I've got you, and that's all i ever need."
-Fin~
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 20:37:00 No. 483786 Report Quoted By:
>>483729 I really want some feedback on this guys.
This is only the second time I've done this
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>>483586 >Either that or she's raping him with a picture of you taped to his face Lol'd
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 20:51:00 No. 483930 Report the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 21:04:00 No. 484057 Report >>483930 Day 2,355
You awake to find RD curled up in bed, clinging to you, as if she never wants you to leave.
You aren't bothered by the sun today, as you woke up a bit later than usual.
As you get up, RD makes a few movements, but doesn't wake up.
You kiss her on the cheek and get dressed.
You decide to be a gentleman today and make breakfast for both of you.
The lightly wafting aroma of buttered toast is enough to make RD wake up, salivating.
As RD goes into the kitchen, half-awake she is startled by the huge feast you've laid out for both of you.
There are pancakes, muffins,(Derpy taught you a thing or two) waffles, scrolls and bagels, not to mention
a very good and varied selection of drinks.
All of this is enough to make RD head straight to the table at blistering speed.
"Good morning, Hungerbuster." RD quips, not taking her eyes off the feast.
"Good morning, Dashie. Dig in."
That's all it took for RD to begin basically inhaling the food at the speed of light.
Within minuets, everything is gone off the table.
"so I take it you were hungry?"
"You betcha!"
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 21:15:00 No. 484149 Report >>484057 "Hey RD, Wanna go for a walk?"
"Why not?"
The two of you take off through the park, and when you get back, you hear something.
"Is that what I think it is?" You ask.
"Judging by what you think, probably not."
"Oh, I don't know. Why don't you have a look?"
RD sighs, then reluctantly flies up to see the wonderbolts flying overhead.
she is ecstatic.
Unbeknownst to her, you paid soarin to get the group to put on a show for RD.
As RD comes rocketing back down, she is met with quite a sight.
You have in your hand a box. But in that box is What you would describe as an ankle bracelet.
To RD, it's much more.
It's a ring, signed by every member of the wonderbolts, custom made for her hoof size and with her
cuitie mark on it.
RD floats down to the ground, emotions pouring out from her.
"D..did you...?"
"Yes."
In less than a millisecond you are on the ground, RD on top of you sharing a kiss that neither of you
wish to end.
But you both have to breath sometime.
As you finally get up, RD is saying something so fast, you can't comprehend what she is saying.
It sounds like "Ohmygawsohmygawshomygawsh!!!"
she looks at you, tears flowing, and screams "THANK YOU ANON!"
Cue more hugging and you being winded by RD's force.
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just finished reading all the posts since i went to bed. i love all you guys. but it sucks that i have to wait for you guys to type shit up again. keep up the good work, this stuff is like cocaine to me
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I've returned from my slumber and these have given me the fuel I need to have a good day - Moar Plz
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 21:25:00 No. 484231 Report >>484149 All through the morning, RD is almost as hyper as Pinkie Pike, except she can fly.
Fuck she's fast.
RD's stomach growls.
And yours.
"Hungry?"
"Yes!"
You both go to pinkie pies
"SURPRISE!!!"
The whole place is alive amidst a party that you happened to walk into.
RD is blushing so badly.
You have to say it.
"Happy Birthday, Rainbow Dash."
The is a huge applause as RD plants one on you.
It looks like half of Equestria is here!
"What are you waiting for silly? Go get that cake!" Pinkie Pie yells out.
RD is always one step ahead of her.
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Oh, sweet Celestia; my eyes are burning and I CAN`T STOP READING!!
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 21:45:00 No. 484403 Report >>484231 Once the party has died down, and only the 'mane'6 remain, all of you full the bursting
and satisfied with how the party, and the day so far has turned out, Pinkie pie decides it's time
for presents. And boy, are there some presents!
RD knows that nothing she gets today can compare to what you've given her.
"LET THE GIFTS FLOW!"
>God damn it Pinkie, that was my line you silly filly. After the party is over. You and RD leave with a wagon full of presents in tow.
RD is still beaming so much, you'd think she'd at least have lockjaw by now.
"so, how was it Rainbow?"
"The best birthday I've ever had. EVER!"
she puts a lot of emphasis on the ever.
"Do you think it could get better?"
she laughs and says "No."
she is wrong.
When she opens the door, there is a present from AJ.
RD opens it, looking suspicious.
It's a special keg of hard cider.
Very hard, in fact.
As RD reads the label, you know shit going down tonight.
"Applejack family cider, hand-made for Rainbow Dash's birthday."
she keeps reading.
she smiles.
"Uhh, what's the content of the alcohol in that?"
"100%"
AWWW YEEEEEE
Mega bro-hoof.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 21:52:00 No. 484471 Report >>484403 There is another present on the floor. It's a crate. It's full of dvd's.
There is everything in there. Romantic, action, comedy, horror, thriller.
RD reads the note attached to the crate.
"From..Anon."
she turns to you, a single tear of joy falls down her cheek.
You grin as you say "shall we get started?"
"Buck yeah!"
You know you are going to regret this in the morning, but you can't find a single Jimmie to rustle.
Not. A. One.
Fin~
P.s. For those of you that wanted this to be a clopfic, you KNOW you are getting some serious flank tonight.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 21:56:00 No. 484507 Report Quoted By:
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Back to the top.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 22:08:00 No. 484668 Report Quoted By:
I am surprised the thread has lasted this long. I am also pleased.
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>>484471 I'm enjoying your storys. keep up the good work!
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 22:13:00 No. 484715 Report >>484694 Thank you.
I might take a quick break from writing for now
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>>484715 fair enough, keep the mind fresh 'nd all that.
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
WHY MANCHILD FANTASIZE FUCKING LESBIAN PONNY?
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 22:36:00 No. 484958 Report Quoted By:
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STOP AT NOTHING
Anonymous
Thanks, writefags! I've just wasted the greater part of three days reading RainBro Dash fics. I even enjoyed some of the clopfics. What have you people done to me?!
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 22:41:00 No. 485006 Report >>484988 Uhh, made you clop?
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>>485006 Did not clop, but was stirred. And ashamed of myself, because I'm not a fucking furry. Stupid sexy Rainbow!
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 22:44:00 No. 485035 Report Quoted By:
>>485027 That's not being a furry.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Sorry for the delay, folks, I was unavoidably detained. That said the next part is still going to be some time.
Not to spoil anything but I'm... trying to write a song for it. Don't expect much.
>>484942 Shouldn't you be out ordering the execution of Zhivago?
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 22:45:00 No. 485060 Report Quoted By:
>>485042 We've been expecting you, Mr. Bond
Anonymous
>>485027 I know that feel. Just dont clop.. Just dont.
Enough faggots in this community already
Anonymous
>>485071 I agree. But it doesn't make Dashie any less sexy. Fortunately I'm just not into horses...
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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>>485042 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hCczioWiZk EVERYONE ALWAYS MAKE ZHIVAGO REFERENCE. I NOT TAKE OFFENSE, IS GOOD NOVEL.
Anonymous
>>485110 Probably because it's really well written characterizations. Helps that we've all been in the situation (albeit reversed). Loving someone and only being their "friend".
The way Dash is written makes her an adorable character. Her braveness and brashness masking a soft and hurt interior.
Anonymous
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>>485125 Yep. The writefags here are doing a great job. I love oblivious Anon inadvertently leading RainBro on. That's actually how I got my wife: bro-hung with her until she couldn't stand it anymore and jumped me. So I can really relate...
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
How we doing on bump limit? Should we make new bread?
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:13:00 No. 485309 Report >>485278 About 200 more replies and you might hit it
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>485309 Aight, cool. Just wanted to make sure this thread would be here when I come back to write tonite.
Anonymous
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>>485278 >How we doing on bump limit? I'm still not sure how high the bump limit actually IS, but we have 390 responses so far.
I think the limit is >500, but I am not sure, so 500 is a good enough guess.
Anonymous
Anonymous
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:05:00 No. 485967 Report Quoted By:
>>485940 I'm here, but I don't know for how much longer.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>485940 meh I think my return is due, what do you guys think? Sup Rain? Sup Anons?
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:09:00 No. 486004 Report Anonymous
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i wish i had a half of you guys creativity so i could write some of these too
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>486004 doin good. Think I'm ready to make these guys clop till they drop. Holy fuck I just rhymed
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>486024 If you can make the next story a long-form poem you'll be my hero
Anonymous
>>486024 Fitting for Vinyl Scratch.
shankedCircuit
>>486024 My jimmies await to be rustled, proceed with gusto Aether!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>486049 I can try but it'll take forever, rhyming isn't my strong point.
>>486050 Fitting, vinyl scratch, the innuendos
>>486063 I shall as soon as i find where I left off.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:20:00 No. 486147 Report Quoted By:
>>486115 When you have time, i'd like your opinion on my attempt at stories
>I'm also pretty sure you were up to vinyl muzzling your crotch. Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
>>486049 YOU ACTUALLY LIVES IN PHILADELPHIA?
JUST CURIOUS AS I LIVINGS CLOSE BUT NOT IN CITY
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>486152 Yes, I lives and works in Philadelphia. It's the best fortune that it makes a great horse-pun too.
Anonymous
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>>486115 Threesome with Dashie and Vinyl. It's about to get seriously furry in here. (I'll still be reading, though).
Atlas
I return, my good p0ny people! How are we this fine day?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>480480 found it fuckyeah
>Unfortunately your pretty fucking gone regardless >You're end of the kiss becomes less enthusiastic >rather giving up to the feeling of being kissed rather than kissing back. >This makes Vinyl stop >"We can't be havin that Anon. That's so not cool." >In your euphoric state you can make out Vinyl's glowing horn. >She places her horn in the center of your forehead. >Suddenly your thoughts are clear and focused >You're body still feels sensitive and fucking hot but at least the room has stopped moving and the colors have subsided >That is until you stare in to Vinyl's eyes again. >God damn her eyes are still changing color >She's staring right in to yours as well >The two of you share this moment for a bit >You don't notice Vinyl's face growing redder by the minute. >Dash clears her throat >"Oh whoa..whoa where were we?" "Yeah..."
>You shake your head to clear your thoughts. >You thank celestia this unicorn knows how to use her magic. Anonymous
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>>486235 ohboyherewego.jpg
myjimmiesremainunustled.jpg
Anonymous
Atlas
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>Twilight isn't nearly as brohammed as Dash, of course >>You have well established this >>But thanks to her, you at least know a little more about this world that you inhabit >>You are aware of Celestia, you are aware of Luna and their roles in the Equestrian cosmology >>Sounds like bullshit to you >>Were you an atheist in your past life? A theist? Agnostic? >>As the hours in Equestria pass, you lose more and more of your memories >>You lose more and more of yourself >>You put a hand to your head as you study >>Your stomach rumbles. You have eaten breakfast, but your typical diet has taken a one-eighty shift and your body does not agree >>This world is toxic >>“Anon?” >>You look up to see Spike waving a hand in front of you >>He looks concerned >>“You look pale” I'm fine. Thanks, Spike.>>You find yourself using that word more and more often. 'Thank you' >>It's genuine now. You are thankful for the things people do for you >>In your world, you still remember, 'thank you' was a hollow, meaningless term. It was expected. Not earned. >>You get up, finding it easier to negotiate the innards of the library than you did before. You just had to get used to everything being roughly half sized. I need some air>>Twilight turns from her book and her horn glows. A familiar shimmering aurora overtakes you and forces you back down >>“Oh, no. Not until I know what's going on. Anon, we just can't risk it!” >>She says this half sick of your shit, and half genuinely concerned >>It was just then that Dash came flying in through the door >>“Well, work's done! Come on, Anon! Let's go do something!” >>“Dash, he can't. He's under strict house arrest until we find out what he is.”
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>486215 You're a god, Aether
Anonymous
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>>486181 I can imagine that there is some sort of city ordinance that keeps you from getting any closer than you are, must be a chechen on the city counsel
Anonymous
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>>486312 shermanators back too?!
my jimmies are happy
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>486312 >>“But we already KNOW what he is! He's a homo!” >>You cringe and put a hand to your forehead >>“No, Dash, Anon and I went over this. He's just an 'anonymous'” >>She looks over at you with a comforting smile before going back to her book >>“Hah! More like an Anonymousaur Rex! Come on, he belongs outside where he can breathe, where he can move. Look at him!” >>You definitely feel a little stuffed up >>“Agh! Fine! As long as you promise to watch him” >>You smile >>Dash gives a firm salute and then beams a wide smile at you >>“Come on, let's roll!” >>She zips out of the library followed by a rainbow streak >>You thank Twilight and then follow, having to crab walk out the door >>Before you know it, Rainbow ends up taking you to Ponyville park >>“Alright, Anon. Since I discovered you, I should get to find out what you can do.” >>She flies above you as she speaks down to you like some sort of drill instructor >>This kind of reminds you of Full Metal Jacket >>“So you can't fly. Can you do magic?” Nope.
>>She lets her hooves droop down and gives a sigh >>You're 20% lamer >>“Well, are you strong, like an Earth Pony?” >>She flexes her forearms and then dashes over to an apple tree, pointing at it with a marshmallow hoof >>“C'mon! I bet you can buck all these apples off this tree at once.” 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>486351 >>You remember just how strong ponies like Applejack are, and you look at the tree with some doubt >>She zips over and pushes you over to it, urging you to try >>You lift your right foot, brace your weight against your left heel, and slam your right into the tree trunk >>The tree rattles >>Nothing happens >>She facehooves, still flapping her wings to stay aloft >>You're 20% lamer >>“Okay, so you can't fly, you can't do magic, and you aren't strong. Anon, what CAN you do?” >>She looks down at you like she's disappointed >>You notice the disparity in leg length >>Cross your arms like a boss I bet I'm faster than you are on the ground.
>>“Pfft hahaha! Yeah, right, Anon. Even Applejack can't keep up with these” >>She swings her hooves under her like she was running in air Care to try me? Where's the nearest bar?
>>“Oh ho, okay, Anon. Here:” >>She gives you the directions >>“We'll start at the fountain. Prepare to eat my dust.” >>You get to the fountain and brace yourself >>She does the same >>“Go!” >>You rocket off, your strides carrying you further than her body's length with a single step >>Her jaw drops, but she rockets off in full gallop >>You maintain a healthy lead, until OH YOUR GOD YOU FORGOT YOU DON'T HAVE SHOES >>These Ponyville roads have been abused for decades by hoof, never a thought given to feet >>Owowowowowow >>You start skipping steps, people give you odd looks >>Rainbow Dash passes you with her snarky as fuck laugh >>Fuck it >>Your feet are going to hate you later, but you won't live it down if you lose this one 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>486370 Last one was 3/x, sorry
>>You grit your teeth, recoil, chamber your lead leg to your chest, and then you're off in a cloud of dust >>Rainbow Dash is confident >>So confident that she laughs and derp faces >>“Can you still hear me back there, Anon?” >>She taunts >>You pass >>She watches helplessly, having already used up her nitro >>You get to the bar and double over, hands on your knees, happy to be on a surface that doesn't hurt your feet like hell >>Twelve seconds later she catches up >>But she isn't mad, she's genuinely happy for you >>“Holy cow, Anon! Where did all that come from?!” >>20 % cooler>>You are too busy catching your breath to immediately answer >>The owner of the bar trots out, with his horn glowing and an aurora covered beer >>“I reckon the speed demon here needs a drink! On the house.” >>That was a bad idea >>That was a horrible idea >>You have gone a few days without drinking >>Now what started as a congratulatory beverage has grown into you and Dash at a lively ponybar, slouched over a collection of empty steins. >>You don't know what this swill is, but it's good enough to numb your pained feet >>You and Dash have also been half-consciously passing jokes back and forth, giggling like mad even when you fuck up the punch lines >>You excise yourself to go to the bathroom >>You go into the stalls and... oh, right, what the hell is this? Just a hole in the ground? >>Do Ponies even have a sewage system? >>You grit your teeth and bear it. At least you don't have to go number two >>You wobble back from the stalls, and through your double vision spiraling around your periph you can see that Dash has some friends >>“Hey you cyan sweetie! You look pretty lonely” 4/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>486412 >>Dash passively waves them off, but they don't get the hint >>Three Stallions, one particularly big one >>It's a draft horse, like the ones that pulled those beer wagons back home >>“Ah, don't be like that. We just want to show you a good time!” >>Dash throws a hoof up, getting a little more annoyed >>“I'm with a friend” >>“Really? I don't see no one” >>You come up 'Ey men, she's wif me
>>The Stallions turn to look over their shoulders at you, and then burst out laughing >>“Hey, guys! It's a freakshow!” >>It's a bar, what can you do? It's like you stepped through a portal from ponyville into douchyville Yeah, yeah. Whatever
>>You push your way through to Dash, who glows brighter at your proximity >>You get cut off by the big one,who stomps forward and makes you take a step back >>“Hey, pal, don't be moving in on our business!” But fe'th not your businesh
>>“Anon, don't...” >>She doesn't want to see you get your ass kicked >>But that draft sure does, though >>He puts a hoof on your chest and shoves “You just let the actual STALLIONS hand...” >>Beer talking >>Dukes up, right hook to the face – just like applejack >>The draft is stunned >>The two others charge you >>You must have been a boxer or some shit in your past life, or something. Shit you don't know >>Guard up, slip past a hoof and uppercut straight into the jaw. One down >>Turn to the other one and lay into him with a swirling right cross that pins his snout, knocking him out >>POMF wingboner 5/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>486235 >Dash is the one to seal the deal this time >She puts your cheeks in her forehooves and turns your head to face hers. >This time your lips meet half way. >The two of you start a small competition for dominance >Your tongue wrestling with hers, not wanting to give her a single moment to gain the upper hand. >She's pushing your face closer to hers to deepen the kiss and she welcomes your ferocious tongue >She lets you dominate her at this point >Her moans of pleasure muffled by your kiss. >Oh god you're brains in a million places at once Dash's tongue and hooves feel so good against you. >Vinyl's sitting there smiling the entire time. >"Hey! you can't just up and forget me can ya?" >Vinyl goes to work on your lower half >You've become a bit flaccid from the lack of stimulation, but Vinyl seems more than willing to change that. >She trails her tongue from the bottom of your member to the tip. >Oh god it feels like a pulse of electricity just went off in your mind. >You moan in both shock and pleasure >This causes Rainbow to giggle in the kiss the two of you are sharing. >She's loving your reaction almost as much as Vinyl is. >Vinyl smirks when she each sensual lick causes you to get harder and harder >"That's a nice broner." >Vinyl kisses your tip and you swear to god you're gonna blow right then and there. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>Hoof to the face, the place runs wild >>Bar fight >>Every stallion for himself >>You spit out a stream of crimson and then look to the Draft horse that landed that powerhouse jab >>He's rearing up for another Slip inside and under, throw a cross counter >>His hoof passes right by your ear >>Your right goes straight into his face >>Rainbow dash stares at you with rigid wings, her lips hanging open >>Kick this fucker while he's down >>And again >>...and again >>Soon enough you find your drunk ass thrown out of the bar by the owner >>Dash collects herself and grabs you by the arms, hoisting you up and flying off before the police arive >>You're still throwing lefts and rights as much as you can, mumbling to yourself >>“Take it easy, champ. You made a pretty big mess in there” 6/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>486515 >>You calm down Oh, God... what happened?
>>“You started a bar fight” >>She speaks with a scolding tone >>She puts you down far enough away from the incident and touches down in front of you Oh, Dash, oh God. I'm sorry.
>>“Sorry?! Those were some of the coolest moves I've ever seen!” >>She starts mock boxing, or as close as a pony can >>“A right, and then another right! Anon, you floored those creeps!” >>You feel a wave of relief come over you before you realize one thing and put a hand to your mouth Oh, crap! The drinks! We didn't pay!
>>“I got it, I got it” >>Rainbow assures you with a smile Oh, man, I'll pay you back, Dash
>>“Don't even worry about it! I got your back. Always.” Dash, you're my best bro
>>Hold out your fist >>She knocks it with her hoof >>“Now let's get you back to Twilight's before anything else happens, you angry drunk.” >>You feel about 40% cooler 7/x
Third day: Complete
Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>486481 >Dash can tell this as well judging by how your moans are starting to mute hers. >Dash breaks the kiss, and voices her displeasure >"You hold on Anon this is the time you don't wanna finish in 10 seconds flat." >Dash then makes her way down to Vinyl >"Move over skippy." >"What's wrong Dash? You jelly?" >"P0ny please, you don't even know what you're doin." >"Oh?" >"Allow The Dash to demonstrate" >Holy fuck >You look down to see Dash take all of you in one go >Her throat muscles seem to squeeze down on ya in just the right way. >You bite your knuckle to keep from letting em know just how good this shit feels right now. >You've gotta get some of what Vinyl gave you for later. >After Dash holds you in her mouth for a bit she lets your member out with a wet plop. >You sigh in relief and disappointment >Vinyl looks over your shuddering figure >"That was Dash, but if I may offer a rebuttle..." >Vinyl's next to take you >Just like Dash she's able to take you down to the base >God damn you can't hold it back now. >You moan of ecstasy is pretty loud >Instinctively you grab the back of Vinyl's head and make her take you down further >Holy fuck her throat muscles vibrate >Your eyes roll up in to the back of your head now. >While she's taking you in her tongue comes out of her mouth a bit to lick your sack. >Magic.is .awesome. Anonymous
>>486528 Shermanator is best pony
Anonymous
>>486528 Seriously, keep going with these.
Atlas
>>486528 Please tell me you aren't done yet. You have a fanbase now.
Anonymous
>>486528 Gotta say, this was fucking awesome
Anonymous
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>>486528 Om nom nom, delicious backstory.
Atlas
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>>486708 >>486708 >My jimmies, they are ready. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>486977 >>486966 >>486780 >>486712 Soon as I get my Aether fix, some food, and an idea I'll throw up another one.
Atlas
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>>487018 I admit, I hate the idea of waiting, but I understand.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>486708 >Dash, admittedly, is a little annoyed >She pulls Vinyl off of you for a second time >"What's wrong Dash? Afraid he'll like me better?" >Vinyl's smiling this wide, challenging smile >"Is that a challenge?" >"Do I need to make it anymore obvious?" >Dash gives Vinyl a look full of determination >"You're on." >The two mares go back down to your boy parts yet again >This time Dash is using her tongue on your shaft while Vinyl focuses on the head of your member. >Their tongues feel amazing >Dancing along your manhood, playing you like a damn fiddle. >You feel yourself nearing the breaking point a hell of a lot sooner than you want >When the two of them notice your member is throbbing at a much faster pace they switch yet again >This time the two of them are licking from the bottom of your shaft to your tip like you're some sort of frozen treat >You aren't able to warn them when you peak >You can only let out a loud groan to signal your climax >The two seem to understand and you release in to their eagerly awaiting mouths. >Dear lord you've no idea if its the drugs, magic, or the change in diet since you're debut in Equestria >Your load is a hell of a lot bigger than you're used to. >The two of them manage to swallow what landed in their mouths while the rest of it seems to hit the floor. >Guess neither of them wanted it in their mane or face. >Vinyl, being the dear she is, sucks your softening member of whatever seed you had left. >When you calm your happy ass down Vinyl is first to speak up >"So I rocked your world right Anon?" >"No way pal! That was all me, isn't that right Anon?" >Oh dear god are they really fighting over you? Anonymous
>>487018 CHOKE DOWN SOME GRUB AND KEEP WRITING
...Please? Anonymous
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>>487091 Holy shit, this was great.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>487091 >"Hey! I was the one giving him the party of a lifetime Vinyl." >"His silly little grin says otherwise Dashie." >Okay you've had enough >You lean over and look at the two squabbling mares. "HEY!"
>They both leap in surprise when you speak up. >You point to the couch with a stern look in your eyes >They comply and leap up on to the couch next to you >Neither of them speaking now, just staring at you. >"Damn where did this Anon come from?" >Vinyl snickers while you lower yourself off of the couch >Her laughing stops when you spread her's and Dash's legs to get a better look >Damn both of them are soaked >When you get a whiff your switch is fucking flipped. "The two of you need to learn.."
>In mid sentence you take the two mares by surprise when you start to rub their marehood, eliciting a cute gasp from the two. "....to get along."
>You start to run your hands along both their mareparts >While you slips a finger inside of dash's with your right hand your left hand starts to tease Vinyl's hardened nub. >Well what do ya know they agree on something Atlas
Atlas
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...I am waiting for aether to stop being a god and finish his story before continuing my own...
Anonymous
Love & Tolerance right Bronies?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>487363 >The two of them start grinding in to your hands when you start to speed up your movements >Dash is letting out audible squeaks when you thrust your finger inside her at a faster rate then before. >Vinyl herself is letting out cute little gasps the longer you tease her clit. >Your goofy ass is smiling to yourself on how you got these two mares to basically melt at your touch. >God damn the waterworks are really goin now >At this rate they'll probably ruin the leather couch >404 fuck not found >When their cries of ecstasy start to increase in both pitch and volume you suddenly stop. >Both of them are staring down at you, both in anger and hurt that you've stopped "I want you two to promise me something."
>"Celestia damn it! Anon can this wait I'm so close!" "Hold your horses Vinyl."
>lol hold your horses >Ha its funny cause >God damn it focus Anon! "I want the two of you to promise me you'll get along."
>The two mares look at each other then down to you "If I don't hear a yes I can stop right now."
>Both of their faces turn to ones of legitimate horror >"Whoa now Anon don't need to get all crazy on us now." >"Yeah Anon! We'll get along...right?" >Vinyl nods her head rapidly in agreement. >"Just please keep going." >Music to your ears. shankedCircuit
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>>487542 I think you're in the wrong thread bub.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>487593 I have no idea if you guys are hearing the media but the song fits so fucking well its making me lol. I love this song.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>487622 wait a minute....hmm belay what I just said I think I just fucking lost it for a bit there.
Anonymous
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>>487542 wrong thread
also no one will give a single fuck.
there are assholes everywhere
Atlas
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>>487542 >0/10 >those kind of br0nies are idiots anyway. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>487105 Okay, I'll post a section early. Still writing, though.
>>Next day >>You feel like you're on time-out >>At least Dash is there with you >>“Now you two REALLY did it” >>A purple hoof smacks against the floor of the library >>Dash is the first to protest >>“We were just having fun! What's what friendship is all about, right?” >>She grins wide, hoping to douse Twilight's fire >>Your head hangs low >>“Friendship is NOT sending a pony to the hospital with three broken ribs and a concussion!” >>For an instant Dash looks impressed >>This lasts for about two seconds before Twilight cuts the most aggressive glare you've ever seen from her >>Dash's head hangs low >>“I'll deal with you later, Rainbow Dash. But for now Anon is in serious trouble” >>“He's not going to jail, is he?” >>Twilight shakes her head, frowning. A hoof beats the floor. >>“I... I don't know! But Dash, you need to leave” >>Dash flutters upwards, sticking out her chest >>“I'm sticking with Anon!” >>“Dash, listen to me! If you stay here, you might just make it worse.” >>“And how's that?” >>Your eyes bounce between the two like a ping pong ball >>“Celestia herself is coming to speak to Anon” 1/x
Anonymous
>>487542 >Look! people are enjoying themselves! >We cant have that, no siree >Lets just post this picture of extremists and assume everyone does the same thing uhh, welcome to 4chan? enjoy your stay I guess
Anonymous
>>487593 you must continue ,you must !
Anonymous
>>487685 >>“Celestia herself is coming to speak to Anon” Hope anon likes the moon.
TOTALLYNOTKinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI
TOTALLYNOTKinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:12:00 No. 487796 Report >>487363 Aether, you are a gentleman, a schoolar, a bro and the awesome uncle i never had.
Now keep writing, because im starting to feel some rustling in my jimmies
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>487593 >You, not wanting to be a dick, go back to making the two mares moan and grind against your hands. >"Why....why can't p0nies have hands?!" >Lol everyp0ny you use your hands on asks the same question, Vinyl is apparently no exception. >It doesn't take you long to bring em back to the point you left em at >You look up from your work to notice Dash has a goof grin on her face and Vinyl's got a bit of drool hanging from her mouth. >you can't help but laugh >Okay focus Anon gonna give em something to really cry about, in a good way of course >You stick a finger inside Vinyl's quivering marehood and lean forward to gain better leverage >You're thrusting your fingers in to both sopping marehoods as fast as your arms will allow. >Their cries of pleasure are music to your ears >Soon their climax comes >They release simultaneously >They coat your arms in their marejuices, but you don't stop >Dear lord their squirming and writhing in pleasure under your touch. >When you finally do stop you see both of them are shaking. >You think you did a good job >You're sure they'll agree when they're able to move again. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>487697 *hide post and gets back to the clop*
>>487750 Oh I am
>>487763 I heard its quite nice for a good 1000 year stay
>>487796 Well damn I'm writing sir. Enjoy.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Be at the park, kicking it under a tree after days of paranoia and thwarting Flutterrapist and Applefucker >Wondering if you'll ever be able to go back to your world >How long has it been? >You've lost track of time here; it seems like you've been in Ponyville forever >Your memories of your world have gotten hazy, like trying to recall a dream >A loud noise startles you back to reality >It's like a jet engine right over your head >Look up, see a blue streak followed by a rainbow trail >Rainbro Dash >You watch your bro speed around the sky clearing clouds, being awesome >You'd call out to get her attention be you don't want to break her concentration >Sit back and watch your bro fly for a while >Space out again, thinking how cool it would be to fly with your bro >You'd be the kings of the sky. Two bros hanging out in the clouds >No more needing your bro to carry you or mooch a balloon off Twilight >Too bad your skinny ass can't grow wings >...Or can it? >You get up and run to Twilight's place 1/x
Anonymous
>>487859 hey now, I'm not this guy
>>487542 and I do not endorse his actions or opinions
Kinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI
Well, i not only want to thanks Aether for his great work. But also every single writefag that contributed in this "project" Thanks Fillydelphian, Shermanator, the rain in the morning, Leucine, dashisbestpone, Anonymous and everyone else that contributed in this thread. You guys gave me enough inspiration to write something of my own, probably a fanfic that i will soon post on Fimfiction. Either way, you guys are awesome and would gladly share some wine with you guys while playing ponified D&D
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>487826 >>487989 yeah I know, just using your post to link to his post.
>Vinyl is finally able to speak up first >before speaking she leans over and licks your fingers clean of her juices >"Sweet. Celestia. I gotta come up with a quip for you. Once you go human you never go.....buck I can't think of anything. No stallion can do what you just did buddy, I approve." >Well damn she's apparently gushing over your hands. Ha.... >Dash is still feeling too damn good to move. >Vinyl looks down and sees that you're broner is at full attention yet again. >"Hey Dashie, you seem a little...winded, mind if I give Anon here a go?" >Dash dismissively waves a hoof >Wait, she kept getting up in arms over Pinkie, then Fluttershy and Applejack, but she'll let Vinyl have her ride? >You decide you'll ask her about it later >Dash is able to lean over and look at your broner >"Hmm....he needs to be about 20% harder." >She takes you in to her mouth and gives you one good suck. >Holy fuck if you weren't at full attention before you are now. >Dash points towards the room in the back of the penthouse "Hmm?"
>You feel another set of lips wrap around your tip. >Vinyl's trying to talk while she's sucking you off >"This way Anon, come on, good boy." >God damn she's guiding you like your cock's a fucking joystick. >You feel that you need to keep the term 'joystick' in your head for future reference. Atlas
>>488017 I couldn't second this any more than I already do.
You all are awesome. I may write some shit of my own, but I don't want to ruin this thread, I'll let the other main writers decide if I may join the coven.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>488017 >>488084 You guys do realize moar contribootion is always welcome? whether you're a newfriend to writing or not.
Atlas
>>488100 To be honest, I have no idea what to do, but I really want to contribute, and earn some respect from my br0ny community.
>Any tips? Anonymous
Kinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI
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>>488100 Yeah but im more of a fanfic person, so i´ll probably upload something on FimFiction in honor of you guys
But something from my own collection that is , A crossover between MLP and Super robot wars starring some special guests
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>488017 >>488084 Thanks, bros, I actually just started writing fanfic today. Hopefully I can get up to the standard that Sherm, dashie, and Aether have set.
If you want to join the fun, just write something you think is enjoyable, and post it. That's what I did.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>488129 (the following advice is for rainbro)
Well every rainbro story follows a strict code.
(These may not always be in the same story)
1. some form of physical activity
2. Fluttershy or Applejack rape attempt
3. Movies
4. Alcohol
5. Locations typically include your house, a bar, ponyville park, or sugarcube corner
6. If you want to put in a cliff hanger for a rapist try including fluttershy's cottage or applejack's barn
7. Rainbro is typically your bro, she can be your best friend at the end or in a more recent exception a love interest
8. If the second part of 7 is true you're typically thick headed to it.
9.Like filly said above, you don't even have to follow that guideline. Post what comes natural to you, though if you feel you're not up to it don't push for clop.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>488198 For example in the story I'm providing Rainbro is basically you're special somep0ny but she's still a bro at heart. Your relationship is a bit open with exception to certain p0nies but at the end of the day you're more loyal to her than the others, you'd never think to do anything she wouldn't approve of.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:44:00 No. 488235 Report >>488198 >More recent expression >ME /)
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Atlas
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>>488183 >>488198 Thanks for all the tips.
I'll wait for you to finish, and while I do I'll think of something to write that doesn't involve spaghetti or walking the dinosaur.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>488049 >With your dick still in her mouth she leads you to the bed >You feel a bit disappointed when she lets your member out of her warm wet mouth >That disappointment leaves quite soon when you see Vinyl lie on her back and spread her legs >"Well Anon? Are you just gonna stand there or are ya gonna show me a good time?" >Holy fuck her eyes are hypnotizing >Almost in a trance like state you hover over your partner >You start by rubbing your erection against the outside of her marehood to tease her >"W..wait a minute.." >She turns to go over to a mixer she has in her bedroom. >You grab her by her hind legs and stop her from moving >you put her back in to position on her back and look in to her ever changing eyes "Vinyl the only music I wanna her is what comes out of here."
>You run your tongue along her lips and she gasps as a response >Before you insert yourself you take one last look at Vinyl's face >Her face is almost as red as her eyes were when you first saw them >She's also quite silent >Biting her lip in anticipation of you. Anonymous
>>487641 "belay"?
Aether, are you in the Navy or Coast Guard perchance??
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>488398 Nope. Not badass enough. I just try to keep myself somewhat up to date on terms. Its what makes my stories seem to work better. Like using the term 'marehood' rather than 'sopping wet pussy.' sounds better when put in to different words that means the same thing. I probably could of came up with a better analogy then what I stated but meh. Like in certain situations 'belay' may sound better than 'forget what I just said.' though I don't believe I'm using it right.
Anonymous
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>>488438 Close enough.
Kudos to you for caring enough about the language to figure out how to use it correctly.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Okay, I'm back and I have the... song, if you could call it that. Just... don't take it seriously. I'm expecting a few cheap laughs at how bad it is rather than anything else.
If it's not clear, the sections in parentheses are spoken asides by Pinkie. >>482946 >Drowning your sorrows with confectionery may not have been the best idea you've had this week >Definitely better than going along last night >You'd spent the better part of the night lying awake, wondering if telling Dash had been the right thing >If you had even meant what you said >You knew you wanted companionship but this would probably be just the first step on a long road >Goddamnit, sweets, you're supposed to make it easier to forget this shit why- >Oh right, sweets not alcohol >"Hey, Anon, Dashie told me you had a hot date last night!" >At any other time you'd be happy to see your bro's mutual friend but right now... it was just a little too much >"Oh, that bad huh?" >"It's my own fault, Pinkie. I couldn't give her what she wanted." >"That's no problem, it even happens to Mr Cake sometimes! I bet any mare would love to take a spin on those fingers of yours instead!" >What >Double fucking what >"Pinkie, I don't mean... my dick's working fine!" >Okay, probably not the best idea you've ever had - nearly yelling that out, just outside a sweet shop >"Then why couldn't you give her the old heave-ho-down-she-goes?" >"It's... complicated." Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>488495 >"Oh! You mean you're having an existential crisis about the nature of your humanity, predicated upon the social mores of engaging in intercourse with what you perceive to be a lower class of species!" >Did... did she just say... what did she say? >"But it's really a lot more simple than you make it!" >Where the hell is that music coming from... >"In fact... >When your date hasn't gone too well, >And you're really not that swell, >Just come on by, >No need to cry, >And Pinkie will turn things arou~nd! >Oh you're sure to find the mare of your dreams, >It's hard and takes time but you'll succeed! >And when you do she'll make your heart beam, >As long as in bed you can leave her relieved! >(You know she'll never leave you after that!) >There's no need to search far she's just right here, >Even though you're scared she's the one for you! >Gotta open your eyes and see that she's near, >She's the spunky blue pony all colured in blue! >(Even Derpy knows who that is!) >Now listen up Anon, I won't lead you astray, >Just trust in your friends they know what's best! >Follow my advice and you'll see the way, >And with your new lover you'll find peaceful rest! >(But not too much of it!) >So throw your arms wide and take her in, >She's been waiting for you oh so long! >Let your new love life finally begin, >And at last give something to your ol' dong! Anonymous
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God I love these stories I've been reading these since before Aether got his name/trip. I don't even read it for the clop, I just like his writing style. Same goes for other writefags.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
I suppose before I go on I should ask what kind of ending I should give this. I have a soft spot for GOOD ENDs but if you gents would rather see something else I'll hear you out.
Anonymous
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>>488550 Good ending please
Anonymous
>>488510 >existential crisis >about sex with horses Not what an existential crisis is. An existential crisis relates to one's sense of purpose in the face of absurdity, not the ethical question of fucking another intelligent, but non-human, species. If I see one more person misuse existential I will punch something.
captcha: anonis undertaking
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>487685 >>Rainbow's eyes grow to the size of dinner plates >>But her pupils shrink to near non-existence >>She drifts down to the ground, straight faced, taking what Twilight said in >>“Look, I'm sure it will be fine. But you need to respect her wishes and let her see Anon.” Rainbow >>looks over her shoulder to you, clearly distraught >>“Yeah... I'm sure you'll be fine, Anon” >>She raises a hoof >>You knock it with your respek knuckles and share an optimistic smile >>Solumn, Dash leaves >>Twilight looks to you with a serious expression >>“I trust you're sober?” Yeah. Listen, last night wasn't...
>>She cuts you off with a raised hoof >>“Save it for Celestia, Anon. She's the one who will decide the outcome of this.” >>The time between then and now was discomforting and awkward >>You were all engaged in cleaning up >>You were shelving books, since you were the tallest >>Spike was dusting >>Twilight was arranging things inside and out >>Twilight sure respects this woman, you hear her muttering to herself how everything has to be perfect for her teacher >>“The clock... is... ticking!” ??Soon enough the sound of hooves and a chariot park outside the door
>>“Places everyone, places!” >>Twilight orders, using her magic to drag your ass right into the middle of the room >>She opens the door >>“Oh, Celestia!” >>She kneels 2/x
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>488594 Knew I'd fuck something up. I was wary about putting it in but just wanted to give Pinkie's spiel a little kick. Apologies, anon.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>488619 >>Spike kneels >>You don't >>“Twilight Sparkle! And how is my favorite student doing this day?” >>Twilight replies, straying as far from the topic of you as possible >>But, eventually, no amount of verbal maneuvering can forestall the inevitable >>Celestia walks in, and you get your first good look at her >>You are slightly taller, but for the most part your eyes meet at roughly equal height >>This is surreal >>Her aura weighs down on you >>Commands you >>You are compelled to either fall to your knees or vomit >>Force of will >>Anonymous does neither >>“Twilight? Spike? Could I get a few moments alone with our guest?” >>They immediately comply, going so far as to leave their house >>All attention on you >>She peers into your eyes, reading you, your thoughts, your soul >>“So, you're what I get for all that trouble” 3/x
Anonymous
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rainbro dash is easily my favorite pony!
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>488680 >>She spoke those words with a mild sneer What?
>>“You're really messing up my plans, human. But what could I have expected?” >>You hold your hands up before yourself to keep your distance, fingers spread, and you squint one eye in an expression of 'wut' >>The graceful equine retracts her head and walks around you in a full circle, looking you up and down >>She notices that you are still in the clothes that you wore when you got here >>“Well, I suppose keeping you in the dark isn't working. So...” >>She explains the incidents of Nightmare Moon and Discord to you. The whole thing takes about a half hour, but you do not miss a single word >>Her voice is more mature. More commanding than the others >>...She's the closest thing to a human woman you've seen since you got here So what does all this have to do with me?
>>She looks at you, a little frustrated. You must have missed SOMETHING >>“How little you humans comprehend... the forces of Harmony are totally impotent without the contrast of chaos. Understand?” >>You nod after canting your head. Simple enough. Typical grand literary plot. >>“So as long as the Elements of Harmony lock away chaos, new enemies will arise; more powerful than the last” >>You're dense. Perhaps the hoof to your face last night caused more damage than you thought it did. >>Celestia walks back up to you and jabs a hoof into your chest >>“This was all an experiment in controlled chaos. If I can introduce a small trickle of discord on my own terms, I was hoping to bring balance to Equestria” >>You feel the need to speak up So, wait, I'm the bad guy?!
>>“If you INSIST on looking at it that way, yes. You were” >>Were? >>“The plan backfired. Because of YOU, the Elements of Harmony have been compromised!” 4/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>488704 Fluttershy, Applejack... and Rarity...
>>Celestia backed up and angled her head low, looking up at you with a sinister smile >>“Mhmm~” >>You bring a hand to your lips >>She lifts her head once more and her horn begins to glow >>In her case, she does not even need to touch it to you >>Your memories start to come back to you >>You grip the sides of your head, cringing at the mental feedback >>A two dimensional mind being thrust into a three dimensional world >>Oh god wut >>“When I selected you, I was very careful in my choice” >>“The human had to be a loner, someone who would not be missed by anyone. No family, no friends” >>You recall hate >>School was hate >>Social outcast, never fitting in >>Your first job was hate >>Delivering pizzas on a bicycle >>But that didn't last long >>Next was a car wash >>Then a crappy call center >>You were all over the place >>Getting screamed at every day, living paycheck to paycheck >>You recall everything about your regimented life of mediocrity >>You and the white equine stand before your bed. 6:59 am >>“Your time in Equestria is over, 'Anonymous'” >>Seconds away from the 7 o' clock alarm 5/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>488724 >>Dash burst in the door, suddenly, and Celestia recoils, looking left and right >>Her pupils were shrunk to non existence. This was unexpected >>Rainbow flies up between you and Celestia >>“No, Celestia, please don't take him away!” >>Your mind deflates, the memories of your past life flying out in an instant, Celestia's mental hold weakened >>You cannot comprehend what is going on around you >>The two equines pause, Celestia looks especially shocked, looking right to Rainbow >>All you can see is Rainbow's back >>“...Loyalty?” >>Celestia takes a step back >>Dash flutters to the ground >>The God Empress of Pony Kind looks to Dash, and then to you, and then again >>“... It... it seems I was mistaken. Perhaps the Elements have not been compromised after all.” >>The room falls dead silent >>“We will be in touch, Anonymous.” >>Celestia turns and leaves >>Spike and Twilight barge in >>“What on earth happened?!” >>You fall back on your ass, traumatized >>Dash finally spoke up, happy as a mare could be >>“Looks like Anonymous is staying a while!” >>Spike and Twilight's jaws are agape at the audacity of the Dash >>She turns to you and raises a hoof >>She was willing to face down a God for you >>Out of instinct, you punch it >>What a bro. 6/x
Forth day: Complete
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>488395 >You manage to get 1/3 of your length inside of her. >Dear lord she's tight ya can't really go any further "Damn Vinyl relax will ya? I'll be gentle."
>"Were you so open to fucking something out of your species for the first time?" >damn, she kinda hit a sore spot >Even though alcohol was a huge help it still didn't completely prepare you for your little orgy surprise. >She's probably just as opposed to it as you were, coaxed in to it by someone else. >Though in the end you were happy and you want to do the same for Vinyl here. "Vinyl, I know you're new to the inter species thing, hell I was just a few days ago. But trust me, you'll be fine, if it helps just imagine I'm a stallion or something?"
>She magics the door shut behind you. >She then nods for you to go ahead and proceed. >You start by bringing your lips to hers. >Soon she allows you inside her mouth >Your tongue explores every inch it possible can getting a taste for this DJ right under you. >The longer you kiss her the more she's becoming used to the idea >Slowly you're able to push yourself further in >When you're at the base she moans in to your mouth >Her marehood feels like its pulling you in >You can feel her mare juices soaking your member. >God damn she feels good >It takes nearly all of your will power to not start pounding her as hard as you can. Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Drawfriend here! ...Well, drawfriend in training. I've only been practicing for a few months, so my artistic ability is incredibly limited, as you can tell by the rather... odd sketch I drew. I've been following these RainBRO Dash threads, and I love them! I loved them so much, I figure that I would start to draw highlight scenes from these greentext stories. Now, I was hoping that you guys would like this, because I can see this as an opportunity to hone my skills as I draw these scenes. Here what I sketched, is Anon (as I Perceived sort of.) and Rainbow Dash, doing a brohoof/brofist! I tried to draw Anon as he is in the story, stressed out by attackings from Applejack and Fluttershy (Eye bags, and scraggily hair.) but still maintains a positive mood due to his awesome bro, (Rainbow Dash!) My appearance I made for Anon is still a WIP I suppose, this was just something I thought of on the top of my head. So, I may start to draw awesome scenes from these awesome stories! If you guys don't mind, that is. Captcha: Horse. Dognad
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>You get to Twilight's library and see Spike with a stack of books about to go in the door >Hey Spike, is Twilight around? >"Yeah, she's inside. She's had her nose in some book for like, ever. I bet she could use a break." >You go in the library and find a purple unicorn surrounded by stacks of books, reading the hell out of one >Her horn is glowing and a quill is furiously scribbling notes, surrounded by an incandescent cloud of sparkles >She doesn't seem to notice you, she just keeps reading and scribbling >You clear your throat >She looks up with such a start that the quill flies across the room and the books nearly topple over on her >Uhh, hey, Twilight, Spike let me in, you're not too busy are you? >She's got a manic look in her eye, trying to hold the stack of books from falling >"No, no, it's fine, what can I do for you, Anon?" >Well I was out watching Rainbow do her thing earlier, and I know you did that spell with the floaty books last week >"My Levitating Litany of Literature?" She looks confused >...Uh, sure, that. Anyway, I want to know if you can magic me so I can fly or something >"Well...I guess I could try. I do know a wings spell for ponies, but I don't know if it will work for a..." >Human. These ponies are weird when it comes to talking about you >"Right, it's a really hard spell, but it couldn't hurt to try, and it could help me understand how the spell works anyway." >Her horn lights up brighter than you've ever seen it. Your bro's gonna flip shit. This was a good idea. 2/x
Anonymous
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We're getting close to the bump limit.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>488794 Huh... I don't remember making the resolution so small on that image.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:20:00 No. 488838 Report The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>488794 That would be the epitome of awesome, sir.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA >All the spell did was make a horde of moths latch themselves onto your back >"Don't panic, I can fix this! Just calm down! SPIIIKE!" Twilight is scurrying around looking for a book, almost panicked herself >Oh god their fucking bug legs >fixitfixitfixitfixitfixit...fixitfixitfixit >Spike comes in, half-eaten ruby in hand "What's all this noise about, Twili-" >He sees you, drops the ruby, and doubles over laughing >pokerface.html >"Spike, stop laughing and help me find this book!" Twilight is unamused >Five minutes of buggy goodness later and you make it out of the library, Twilight in tow spouting apologies >It's fine, Twilight, I'll just figure out another way to get off the ground that doesn't involve any eldritch horrors >Remember that Pinkie has a cannon and a head for insane inventions >Maybe a glider? No, you need something with more 'oomph' >Also remember that Pinkie almost got one over on you last time you talked >Maybe she'll have settled down and given up on trying to play Sluttershy? >...dammit >You go to Sugar Cube Corner anyway. No matter what, you're determined to fly with your bro 3/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>488794 Handagote you glorious bastard you.
Anonymous
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>>488741 Sherm I'm adding you to the "Do Not Kill" list.
>>488794 Awesome job! Anon drawfag here. Thought about doing something similar. May throw some pics in myself.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>488838 >>488847 Great!
Now, word of warning... I'm a very ameture artist.
I can draw ponies 'semi-well' and humans... not so great, but I'm getting better.
Hopefully, I will improve as I draw these pictures for you guys!
I'll probably start when the next stories are started, considering the writers here are currently in the middle of very long ones.
Just for example, here is something I drew recently, the face was just an experimentation, but I'll probably try to draw, true to the show's style.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>488919 I'm likin....uh wait guys should someone go and make a new thread since we've gone 500?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>488953 500 already? Wow.
I'll start up the new thread.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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Wow, we've a drawfag now? This is getting a bit hellacious.
Anonymous
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>>488919 I really like her... mane?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>488794 Sorry, I'm a bit of a drawer myself so...
For the style it's done rather well, though the "anon" has a bit of an odd face, not saying ts bad, just something you can try to work on.
If I has a scanner I'd post some of my stuff, I can't draw in the computer but oh well, I'll learn eventually.
Also adding shading adds an element of dimension that really allows the viewer to believe what they are looking at more.
Dear Celestia what am I saying?
It's Rainbro, as long as its recognizable by a drunk it's great.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:54:00 No. 489444 Report Quoted By:
We need new bread