We don't need two at the same time
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>489013 No mane, was just anatomy practice haha
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
AWWWW shit slammin is jammin.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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Reporting for duty.
Anonymous
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>>489062 Yeah no, it looks fine :) Just couldn't resist making that joke.
Anonymous
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>489049 The other thread is at like 500 posts. It's time.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Going ahead and reposting my last one just to get shit rolling.>>Next day >>You feel like you're on time-out >>At least Dash is there with you >>“Now you two REALLY did it” >>A purple hoof smacks against the floor of the library >>Dash is the first to protest >>“We were just having fun! What's what friendship is all about, right?” >>She grins wide, hoping to douse Twilight's fire >>Your head hangs low >>“Friendship is NOT sending a pony to the hospital with three broken ribs and a concussion!” >>For an instant Dash looks impressed >>This lasts for about two seconds before Twilight cuts the most aggressive glare you've ever seen from her >>Dash's head hangs low >>“I'll deal with you later, Rainbow Dash. But for now Anon is in serious trouble” >>“He's not going to jail, is he?” >>Twilight shakes her head, frowning. A hoof beats the floor. >>“I... I don't know! But Dash, you need to leave” >>Dash flutters upwards, sticking out her chest >>“I'm sticking with Anon!” >>“Dash, listen to me! If you stay here, you might just make it worse.” >>“And how's that?” >>Your eyes bounce between the two like a ping pong ball >>“Celestia herself is coming to speak to Anon”
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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How are you guys liking my story, by the way? Anything I could do to improve it?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>489154 >>Rainbow's eyes grow to the size of dinner plates >>But her pupils shrink to near non-existence >>She drifts down to the ground, straight faced, taking what Twilight said in >>“Look, I'm sure it will be fine. But you need to respect her wishes and let her see Anon.” >>Rainbow looks over her shoulder to you, clearly distraught >>“Yeah... I'm sure you'll be fine, Anon” >>She raises a hoof >>You knock it with your respek knuckles and share an optimistic smile >>Solumn, Dash leaves >>Twilight looks to you with a serious expression >>“I trust you're sober?” Yeah. Listen, last night wasn't...
>>She cuts you off with a raised hoof >>“Save it for Celestia, Anon. She's the one who will decide the outcome of this.” >>The time between then and now was discomforting and awkward >>You were all engaged in cleaning up >>You were shelving books, since you were the tallest >>Spike was dusting >>Twilight was arranging things inside and out >>Twilight sure respects this woman, you hear her muttering to herself how everything has to be perfect for her teacher >>“The clock... is... ticking!” >>Soon enough the sound of hooves and a chariot park outside the door >>“Places everyone, places!” >>Twilight orders, using her magic to drag your ass right into the middle of the room >>She opens the door >>“Oh, Celestia!” 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>489169 >>She kneels >>Spike kneels >>You don't >>“Twilight Sparkle! And how is my favorite student doing this day?” >>Twilight replies, straying as far from the topic of you as possible >>But, eventually, no amount of verbal maneuvering can forestall the inevitable >>Celestia walks in, and you get your first good look at her >>You are slightly taller, but for the most part your eyes meet at roughly equal height >>This is surreal >>Her aura weighs down on you >>Commands you >>You are compelled to either fall to your knees or vomit >>Force of will >>Anonymous does neither >>“Twilight? Spike? Could I get a few moments alone with our guest?” >>They immediately comply, going so far as to leave their house >>All attention on you >>She peers into your eyes, reading you, your thoughts, your soul >>“So, you're what I get for all that trouble” >>She spoke those words with a mild sneer What?
>>“You're really messing up my plans, human. But what could I have expected?” >>You hold your hands up before yourself to keep your distance, fingers spread, and you squint one eye in an expression of 'wut' >>The graceful equine retracts her head and walks around you in a full circle, looking you up and down 3/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>489179 >>She notices that you are still in the clothes that you wore when you got here >>“Well, I suppose keeping you in the dark isn't working. So...” >>She explains the incidents of Nightmare Moon and Discord to you. The whole thing takes about a half hour, but you do not miss a single word >>Her voice is more mature. More commanding than the others >>...She's the closest thing to a human woman you've seen since you got here So what does all this have to do with me?
>>She looks at you, a little frustrated. You must have missed SOMETHING >>“How little you humans comprehend... the forces of Harmony are totally impotent without the contrast of chaos. Understand?” >>You nod after canting your head. Simple enough. Typical grand literary plot. >>“So as long as the Elements of Harmony lock away chaos, new enemies will arise; more powerful than the last” >>You're dense. Perhaps the hoof to your face last night caused more damage than you thought it did. >>Celestia walks back up to you and jabs a hoof into your chest >>“This was all an experiment in controlled chaos. If I can introduce a small trickle of discord on my own terms, I was hoping to bring balance to Equestria” >>You feel the need to speak up So, wait, I'm the bad guy?!
>>“If you INSIST on looking at it that way, yes. You were” >>Were? >>“The plan backfired. Because of YOU, the Elements of Harmony have been compromised!” >>She slammed a hoof down, and it sounded like a terrible thunderbolt Fluttershy, Applejack... and Rarity...
>>Celestia backed up and angled her head low, looking up at you with a sinister smile >>“Mhmm~” >>You bring a hand to your lips 4/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>489200 >>She lifts her head once more and her horn begins to glow >>In her case, she does not even need to touch it to you >>Your memories start to come back to you >>You grip the sides of your head, cringing at the mental feedback >>A two dimensional mind being thrust into a three dimensional world >>Oh god wut >>“When I selected you, I was very careful in my choice” >>“The human had to be a loner, someone who would not be missed by anyone. No family, no friends” >>You recall hate >>School was hate >>Social outcast, never fitting in >>Your first job was hate >>Delivering pizzas on a bicycle >>But that didn't last long >>Next was a car wash >>Then a crappy call center >>You were all over the place >>Getting screamed at every day, living paycheck to paycheck >>You recall everything about your regimented life of mediocrity >>You and the white equine stand before your bed. 6:59 am >>“Your time in Equestria is over, 'Anonymous'” >>Seconds away from the 7 o' clock alarm 5/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>489215 >>Dash burst in the door, suddenly, and Celestia recoils, looking left and right >>Her pupils were shrunk to non existence. This was unexpected >>Rainbow flies up between you and Celestia >>“No, Celestia, please don't take him away!” >>Your mind deflates, the memories of your past life flying out in an instant, Celestia's mental hold weakened >>You cannot comprehend what is going on around you >>The two equines pause, Celestia looks especially shocked, looking right to Rainbow >>All you can see is Rainbow's back >>“...Loyalty?” >>Celestia takes a step back >>Dash flutters to the ground >>The God Empress of Pony Kind looks to Dash, and then to you, and then again >>“... It... it seems I was mistaken. Perhaps the Elements have not been compromised after all.” >>The room falls dead silent >>“We will be in touch, Anonymous.” >>Celestia turns and leaves >>Spike and Twilight barge in >>“What on earth happened?!” >>You fall back on your ass, traumatized >>Dash finally spoke up, happy as a mare could be >>“Looks like Anonymous is staying a while!” >>Spike and Twilight's jaws are agape at the audacity of the Dash >>She turns to you and raises a hoof >>She was willing to face down a God for you >>Out of instinct, you punch it >>What a bro. 6/x
Fourth day: Complete
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Did I mention I enjoy everything you guys post? Because I don't think I did and that would be a terrible thing to be left unsaid. Just need to go back through the last thread and read over what I've missed.
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
Damn, I wish I had been reading Sherman's story from the beginning, that shit's looking pretty good about now! Too bad I haven't the faintest clue what's going down...
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>489196 Yeah, no problem, I am TOTALLY new to drawing humans and faces. I'll get it eventually.
Also, I did add shading elements, but they are probably very hard to see, considering I accidentally made the res on the image so low
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>489268 I have it all saved in a file on my desktop.
Would feel pretentious to just repost all four days in one thread, however.
shankedCircuit
>>489241 Oh gosh, yes I thoroughly enjoyed your stories, and I look forward to moar! I look for your name, Aether's, Sherminators, Fitanon, Dashisbest, and all the other amazing writers of rainbro stories!
shankedCircuit
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>>489372 and I am a derp, I read that wrong, but I do mean it, I really enjoy all your stories and look forward to moar!
>>472855 I shall CONTINUE! And start off short.
>you'll have to ask her about the wings later, your ass just told you very forcefully that it'll lessen the pain as long as you get to a bathroom in the next minute. >you run and soon are blowing it up in the bathroom. >you leave feeling releaved and sorry for anyone who come in for the next half hour, they haven't invented air fresheners yet. >you see rainbow and smile, letting her know your alright. >"wanna go for a run through the park?" >sounds like a good idea. "sure, let's go."
SH
>>489327 Pastebin?
Would be much appreciated
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>489447 I'll look into it.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:58:00 No. 489500 Report I will throw my pastebin into the mix, then I'm going to sleep.
Everyone in this thread and the last is fucking epic.
http://pastebin.com/u/The_rain_inthemornin BROHOOF
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Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Will draw when new stories start, considering I am not caught up with the ones in progress. Sorry!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>489079 >You start slow, still working Vinyl in to the whole interspecies thing. >As you're thrusting your mind begins to wander a bit >The time she was with you and Dash she was probably putting up a front about being so comfortable with joining in. >Hell whatever she slipped in to yours, hers, and Dash's drinks was probably more for her than you. >Dear god why is your mind wandering during sex you faggot? >Maybe you aren't as much of a thick headed douchebag as you used to be and its starting to show. >You stop for the second time tonight to see how Vinyl's doing. >Vinyl's panting and her eyes are fucking focused on you. >"Why're you stopping?" "Aren't you uncomfortable with this?"
>She facehoofs >"If I was would we be doin this? Come on Dash told me you had stupid tendencies but man she didn't even scratch the surface." >From her smile you can tell she's just fucking with you. "Oh, well in that case."
>You pull your hips back, nearly pulling out of her in the process >You then thrust your hips back in to her as hard as you can, making her take you all the way to the hilt in one go. >Her pleasurable cry is music to your ears >Now this is a beat you can really enjoy. Sorry that took so fucking long. Got distracted.
SH
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>>489496 >>489500 Better yet, if you write in google docs then can have latest version always up
if... ummm.. you don't mind that is
Atlas
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>>489564 Oh god just keep them coming, I fucking love your stories.
>>489442 >the two of you leave and you reach the front gates of the park, and dash looks at you. >"race you to the lake!" "wha-"
>and she's off! >not wanting to lose you run like a madman after her. >your slow to catch up, but you soon pass her. >you feel great, having not done anything truly physical for a month was crazy. >not like you didnt try to convert your house into a gym of its own. >your thoughts focus as you catch sight of the lake. >you're going to make it! >suddenly a blur rockets by you and before you know it your bro is at the lakeside. >you run harder until you get to her, and then fall over in a panting mass. >notagoodideabro >shut up body. >rainbow's looking at you funny. >how can you be talking out loud when you can barely breath? >never mind, just breath. >"someone needs some exercise." "shut... U-up..."
>why'd you say anything? >as soon as you feel good enough you sit up. "damn... How am I so out of shape?"
>"a workouts only as good the bro you're with." "maybe youre right..."
>sigh, and stand. "at least you're back."
>she blushes a bit. >"thanks, anon."
...did anyone save my shit because I swear I had at least one good one and I haven't saved any of my posts.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>489564 >You've been keeping up this pattern for a while now >Pulling back, then slamming in to her with as much force as your body will allow. >Hell for a little bit you think you're gonna break this pony >But her cries say otherwise. >"Anon, faster!" >Dear lord why aren't you going faster >You don't wanna disappoint >Instead of your long hard thrusts you switch it up to doing short quick thrusts >Her satisfaction isn't just from her voice alone >The wet smack your hips make when you thrust are more than enough proof that you're giving her all you got >Her mare juices have spread from your crotch to your legs and are starting to collect under the two of you. > Every time you pull you you can feel her marehood trying to pull you back in. >God damn this feeling >You can feel yourself getting near your peak >You don't want to have that feel alone >As you thrust you have one hand tease her clit >God damn Vinyl's a screamer >"Oh Celestia right there!" >You can't tell what the hell she's saying at this point its like she's speaking some fucked up language of grunts and moans >From the way she's clamping down you can tell she's nearing her end just as you are. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>489834 Doesn't >rope usually save everything we all do?
Albert Reginald
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Finally made it to the new thread. Just had to catch up on Aether's continuation of the club scene and shit. Looking forward to contribootin' later, gents. And I noticed we have a new drawfriend up in here. This whole thing is turning serious, and I for one enjoy it.
Anonymous
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>>489916 I'm not >rope, but I have every Rainbro thread saved as a .html since the very first one.
This will be number eight
Anonymous
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Lookin' forward to lurking this thread
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>489908 >She wraps her back hooves around your waist >You know exactly where she wants it >You're constant stimulation is too much for this mare and she climaxes >Her marejuices drenches your crotch and legs in a new coat. >The way she's clamping down during her orgasm brings you over the edge >With a mighty thrust you bury yourself in to her as deep as you can and release inside. >Her eyes roll up in to the back of her head and her smile is pretty fucking apparent as she feels you fill her to the brim. >All at once its over. >The two of you are in a panting, sweaty mess on her bed. >you collapse on top of her, she doesn't seem to mind. >when you finally pull out of her you can't help but see she's got a look of disappointment when she looks down >your juices spill out of her a bit and hit the sheets >"...such a waste Anon...." >Dear lord if your ass wasn't so exhausted you'd be at attention again. "So....did it work?"
>"Did what work?" "Picturing me as a stallion?"
>"The hell are you goin on about Anon? I can't wrap my hooves around a stallion like that you must be crazy. Damn that was a long time comin." "Ya don't say."
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>Sitting down on your couch you lean back, laptop in tow and sigh >At fucking last, you've finally found a way to magically connect to the Earth internet >Naturally, your first instinct is to see just what the fuck people have to say about pones >"Wait, so you mean in your world we're a TV show?" >"I'm not sure if it's you specifically but it'd be a massive coincidence otherwise." >"And other humans write stories and draw pictures of us?" >"Looks like that's what happens... some of these synopses don't sound half bad." >"Wait! What's that?" >You flick back to a tab you'd just gone over to see... an imageboard? >An imageboard about pones, no less >"Huhhhh, let's see here... bread... who's best pone..." >"Me. Of course." >"Why would anyone even ask that... toys? Huh... RainBRO Dash?" >"What was that? Hey, that's me! Lookin' good!" >"Let's see here... she's your bro, but she's got a thing for you? Sounds odd." >"Heh, yeah... odd." >Intrigued, you naturally scroll through the thread >"Oh wow, these greentext stories really take me back. They have you blushing and your wings keep snapping out for-" >Pomf! >"-yeah, like that. What is that even?" >"It's uh... nothing, just a muscle spasm, heh heh!" >"Oh, this one looks good! This guy's name is Anon, too? This is getting strange." >"Looks like it's his birthday... Spin the bottle? Even Pinkie's too old for- whoah!" >Your eyes grow wider with increasing amazment, disgust, intrigue and a curiosity that fills you with burning shame
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>490233 >"D-did that just have them... ?" >"Dude..." >"Anon and you..." >"Dude... !" >"And the girls?" >"Dude that was awesome, Anon!" >By the look on your face she was clearly expecting a different reaction from you >Her face flushes red and her wings slowly retract to her sides, ears back >"I-I mean, the writing was good, right?" >Images of your bro's posterior being brutally assaulted will surely follow you for the rest of your days >You're not even sure you can look at her the same >Not for a while, at least >"Bro, I'm gonna... yeah, I'm gonna go to bed and try to forget this." >"Huh? Oh sure. Um... would you mind if I borrowed this?" >"Knock yourself out. I don't think I'll be using the internet connection again." >With a barely contained squeal of delight she's off >Heh, that Rainbow, she's gonna love reading all those adventure stories involving her Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>490242 >In a little cloud house, nestled above the quiet streets of Ponyville, a blue pegasus lies on her bed staring at a laptop screen. Through a little experimentation she's figured out how to use the trackpad and now furiously moves between threads, eyes scanning every word and taking each one to heart. Where one thread lets off she immediately moves to the next, copying and pasting every link to every off-site repository of fiction that crops up >At first her face is flushed red, her lips slowly curling back into a smile. But as she reads on, she finds her cheeks grown wet and her smile faded. Each word no longer brings with it the thrill of a secret desire realised but of another dream that will never be. >With careful precision she decides to make a post. >RD !Qxn5oR66jB 03/09/12(Fri)18:43 No.490271 >Hey guys, this is some great stuff! I think it's really nice how you have Anon and Rainbow get together. >I'm sure if she could she'd let you all know how much it means to her that she gets to pretend her fantasies have come true. >Please keep it up! Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>490233 >"Looks like it's his birthday... Spin the bottle? Even Pinkie's too old for- whoah!" >Your eyes grow wider with increasing amazment, disgust, intrigue and a curiosity that fills you with burning shame ...i seez wut you did thur
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Clop isn't my thing but I can still appreciate what you've written.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>490323 Thank man, that means a lot.
Anonymous
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>>490263 Did you just break through the sixth wall or something?
Anonymous
>>490263 >metafiction idea involves Dash posting IN THIS THREAD >you greentexted that instead of posting it as Dash you opportunity-squandering halfwitted fool
Albert Reginald
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>>490263 I dig this. I was expecting Rainbow to be clopping to anything with her and Anon but this...this is good. Keep it up.
Anonymous
Swear for some reason clop is more hilarious than it is erotic for me.
Anonymous
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>>490263 Holy fuck, you nearly got me choked up, which is a weird feeling in the middle of reading Aether's clopfic.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>490389 I feel the same way, haha.
Atlas
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>>490316 Even the other mane writers are your fans
>picture semi related >>490263 I love it so far. Go on...
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>490382 For an offence that grievous I would expect at least an MSPaint comic pointing out what a dumb shit I am.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>490179 >You instinctively wrap her an arm around her and pull her up to you. >She snuggles in to your side >God damn are all these ponies so fucking adorable? >"Ya know Anon, I might just have an addiction." >You smile to yourself knowing full well what she means >Thank god you're no longer the halfwit fuck you used to be. "Ya know, it kinda sucks that me and Dash gotta head back tomorrow."
>Vinyl sits up >"What didn't Dash tell ya?" "Tell me what?"
>"Dude those tickets I got for you guys, check the date.....actually nah stay here I'll just tell ya. You two are here for the next few days." "Three day weekend?"
>"Buck yeah." >She gets back under the covers with you. >Another few days in Manehattan >Two mares that dig the fuck outta you >Both of em are cool as fuck >No Applerape or Psychoshy to bother you? >Yeah, you could get used to the idea. >You fall asleep with Vinyl virtually attached to you at the side. >END? Might as well make a motherfucking Spin the Bottle Series, why not?
TheyCallMeJeff
>490494 i think we would be offended if you DIDNT make a series :D
Anonymous
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>>490494 Wellwhythefucknot.jpg
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>490533 For now I'll get it a rest for more rainbro. I'm thinkin somethin a little grimdark as well.
http://pastebin.com/u/AetherPony also Spin the Bottle 3 is now public, enjoy.
Atlas
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>>490338 I love the shit you post. I'ma post some stuff later, once your story is done.
>>490233 What happened to your story from the last thread? I really hope this isn't supposed to be a continuation to it.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>490554 Mytabletpenisready.jpg
Albert Reginald
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>>490494 >Might as well make a motherfucking Spin the Bottle Series, why not? It'd be worth saving. Nice work on this one, by the way. I need to think up a concept before I can start one tonight. I'm one of those retarded writers, if I don't have a general idea of what's gonna happen I can't flow with the writing.
TheyCallMeJeff
would you mind giving the link to the pinkie pie techno song you put in the last thread? i cant seem to find it...
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>490562 No, that one will be finished.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
I know this is gonna sound weird guys but stick with me on this. Since we got some drawfags in here, guys stay with me, i know this is gonna sound crazy. Draw the mane writers to the rainbro threads as ponies at a table or something typing out their work, while there are other ponies (you guys) standing around them with their wallets out and their hooves reaching for their money. I know it sounds fucking crazy but yeah a suggestion.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>490637 Hm... That's a thought... Quite a complicated scene there... quite a challenge too.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Anonymous
Albert Reginald
>>490663 >>490637 Yesssss...I dig this idea.
Oh! Oh! Can I be fancy pony?
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>490637 >>490699 I'll try drawing it.
Should I be specific on details? Like, male/female ponies with certain characteristics?
Or should I just draw random representations of you guys?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>490663 From the work you showed us earlier it seems like you'd be capable of doing so. I believe in your ability. Also something like that would take time regardless....a lot of time XD
>>490699 I figured we'd all have our 'hurr durr OC' ponies, actually work on those to have us have our individual looks and personalities, hell my little pastebin pick is mine, a tall and lanky nerdy looking pony
Anonymous
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>>490494 >Might as well make a motherfucking Spin the Bottle Series, why not? Maybe you could call this one "Manehattan Rhapsody".
Anonymous
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>>490263 that would have been fucking perfect if someone that that trip had posted afterwards with that exact same message.
Atlas
>>490637 I'll try that man, I need experience doing cute anyway, all of my shit is grimdark Lovecraftian shit.
Albert Reginald
>>490750 >>>490757 Honestly I don't really have an OC pony. Then again I did just get into the whole series and this place like four or five weeks ago.
My pony would be a stallion with long-ish hair and glasses. That's about it.
Anonymous
>>490484 Effort, man. I couldn't even be bothered to refresh this page and respond to you in a timely manner; what makes you think I can motivate myself to MSPaint anything?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>490750 >>490804 Mmmmyes dis pleases me.
>>490845 I typically use that Deviant Art Pony generator if I want to make a pony, its got a lot of shit to work with. I could post a link for you to take a look if ya want.
>>489268 >>489327 >I made an archive for /mlp/ because chanarchive.org is full of faggots >ommandant.myftp.org >Its only got RainBRO dash threads and a few others at the moment because manual and my uploads are slow as fuck >(at the time of posting i'm uploading so some threads might behave erratically for 30 mins or so)
>If you want something to be saved on it just vote it to be "archived" on chanarchive.org or email me Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>490750 Oh shit forgot, yeah be specific on gender if possible, if not its cool. Also this is the internet, everyone here is a male until proven otherwise.
Anonymous
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The main writers should make a joint pastebin with sub-folders for each writers respective works. Just saiyan
Albert Reginald
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>>490879 Yeah, man. I could check it out.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>490883 You are a gentlemen and a scholar.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Shoot guys, There's so many writers here, who and how many of them should I draw? I really want to plan this out before I get started Captcha: ilittii kamehameha ^ That was seriously my captcha
anamesoyouknowitsme
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>>490637 >>490637 drawfag here. been lurking from the beginning 3 treads and days ago. would love to do this, and I will! but its 4am now (light up the night) so I must sleep. in the meantime would the write-fags offer some details about yourself s so your pony avatar looks remotely familiar to thine self?
it would be a help. see ya tomorrow. Pic related, is one of my projects.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>490847 Evidently I should have used a tone that made it clear I was joking.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>491182 Nope was thinking Leucine was gonna start up somethin, if you guys want I can go ahead and get my grimdark shit started.
Wuten
Oh! For writefags/writefans who were wanting that OC drawing, I think I found a good thing to use for references:
http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/#/d47efz4 It's a P0ny OC creator, I used it to make mine because I want to see how good it could be. I thought it was pretty cool! :)
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>491195 Sweet, if you guys want me to draw your character into the drawing, just send me a reference like this!
I don't want to be overwhelmed by so many though.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>491234 we got ya man, since it seems like it'll be three total including you working on this. Can't wait to see what everyone will bring to the table, and now we shall begin with the next story
>pic related Albert Reginald
I think I have an idea!>Morning >The usual bright-ass sun doesn't greet you >Sit up and look out the window >A single cloud blocks the sun whatafuckingbro>Smile from the kindness displayed by your bro >Get up, get clean, get dressed >Normal morning shit >Look outside the window >Fucking awesome day >Decide to help out at Sweet Apple Acres >Knock knock >Open door expecting your bro >Nope. It's just Flutterrape >Instantly remember the muffin incident from a few days back >"Oh..Hi, Anon." "Morning, Fluttershy.">"Are you going to be busy today? "Yeah, I'm busy. I have to go...into Everfree forest for...herbs and stuff.">"I could come with you and help...if that's okay." >Heavy audible sigh >It coaxes a squeak from Fluttershy >"Well if you're busy I'll see you some other time, bye." >She says this in a hurry, then leaves just as quick >Shake head >Wonder where Rainbro is >Shrug. She might be busy with other weather-related stuff since she thought of blocking the sun this morning >Chuckle to her brodacity >Walk to Sweet Apple Acres checking for stalker ponies on the way
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>>491234 If it wasn't apparent already, I want to see myself throwing bits at these writers. Jus'sayin'. :P
Albert Reginald
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>>491234 Eh, I can be a random pony. Just make sure he has glasses. That's about it.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>491273 >Be day 452 in ponyville >Be getting up to go to work >Yeah that's right, your lazy ass has a job >You're Mayor Mare's aid >Aid is a good word for 'Guy who has to listen to her bitching.' >On your way you're surprised that yet again you're not being assaulted by Sluttershy or Applerape. >The hell this is the forth day that you've not been assaulted by their attempts. >Before you can think any further of it your bro comes and lands next to you. >"Sup Anon." >"Sup Rainbro." >The two of you brohoof >"So whatcha got planned for today? Ya gonna kiss the Mayor's ass again?" "That's the general idea Rainbro. If I don't I won't get the bits that leave me with that sweet booze you love so much."
>"Ain't that the truth. By the way Anon, you wouldn't happen to of seen Fluttershy around have ya? It's been a while. I haven't even seen her at her cottage." "Shit really? What about Applejack?"
>"Nope, not a sign. Brony Smith and Brokintosh are pretty worried." "Wait...aren't Fluttershy's animals without food then?"
>"...Scoots decided her and her friends would get to be 'Cutie Mark Crusader: Animal Tamers' or something like that. >Huh, least the animals won't starve. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>This morning was a lot of hustle and bustle >>It's been about a month since you first arrived in Equestria >>About a month since you were nearly mauled by a bear >>A month since you met the gang >>A month since that bar room brawl >>A month since you had your little talk with Celestia >>Your memories of your old life have faded >>Your nationality >>Your race >>Your past >>You are human. That is all you are, and as you look down into your two dimensional hands you cannot comprehend another color befitting a human >>The fear of your 7 o' clock alarm is all but extinct by day, but it dominates your mind at night >>You no longer know what it represents, other than something you strive to stay away from >>You have long come to the conclusion that this is something Celestia is doing to keep you in line >>It's working >>You dare not cross her >>Anon, the thing you are known as, makes its living performing odd jobs around the backwater town >>Mowing lawns >>Helping people move >>Rarely underground fight circuits, which you have found that you are quite good at >>You are, after all, Celestia's pet chaos wreaker >>As you look around your house, with human sized proportions and fitting décor, you find yourself humbled >>It was all planned for you, as if someone wrote it this way, and there was no room in the plot for anything as silly as an origin >>Just a role to play in a cosmic play beyond your understanding 1/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>491450 >>The door bangs with the familiar sound of a hoof >>You go and answer it >>Hurpity derpity doo, who knew? >>It's fucking fluttershy >>“Hey, Anon” Hi, Fluttershy
>>“...Is it true that you have a really weird dick? I mean, penis” Fluttershy, you of all ponies know the answer to that
>>“Can I see it? I only want to see it. I just want a quick peek at what it looks like” >>You beam a downward glare at her >>“I won't touch it!” >>Continue to glare >>“I'll just touch it once. Just a little tap, that's all!” >>“No, huh? Okay, no touch.” >>She reaches a hoof forward slowly, its target clear, and you just as slowly hinge the door closed on her. >>Lock the deadbolt >>Hear her through the other side >>“Darn... I'll just have to look into what humans like.” >>She gets an epiphany and dashes off to the library >>“Twilight!” >>You turn away from the door to go address a stack of mail in the kitchen >>You open up the first letter and find that it is a card from Rarity >>Oh, how nice of her >>Out of it falls a collection of not-quite-nude, but highly suggestive photographs smeared with kisses >>Cringe, decidedly not interested >>Back door flies off the hinges as a familiar orange mare comes stomping on through. >>You recoil >>Try to call the police >>A lasso takes your ankle, stopping you short of your escape rout >>You are dragged across the floor, and your world spins as you are wrestled into a hogtie 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>491460 >>“YEE-HAW SUGARQEUB AH TOLD YA AH'D CATCH YA LATER!” >>She leans in over you, planting a hoof squarely on your chest >>“No one's gonna stop me this time, darlin'! Pucker up” >>Lo and behold, Rainbow Dash comes flying in through the window and knocks Applejack off of you before chasing her off >>She cuts you loose >>“You alright, Anon?” >>Groggily get back on your feet Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks again, Rainbow
>>She chortles and flicks her hoof at you >>“I'll need to start charging you if this keeps up!” Ha ha, yeah.
>>“Hey, want to go to the park?” >>You look at your damaged property and shake your head I would, but I better get this all fixed up.
>>Rainbow flaps her wings and takes to the air, drifting into your kitchen >>“No problem! I'll help you!” >>As always, she is eager to be around you >>You smile, and lift up the door with her supporting it from the other side Thanks, bro
>>You fail to notice her sink in spirit through the massive plank of wood >>“...yeah” >>So your days go >>Ageless technicolor, two dimensional freedom >>Night falls, and you set yourself down to sleep >>Chewing on a cupcake given to you by Pinkie Pie >>Reading passages from an Equestrian encyclopedia >>Worried about the money situation >>But at least you have your bro >>What more can anyone ask for? >>At least tomorrow there will be no 7 o' clock alarm End.
Anonymous
I see some people are asking for the previous threads. I've been lurking and downloading them with chanthreadwatch, and as far as I am aware I have them all. I haven't uploaded them anywhere since others have stepped up to the plate already, but saying that, does anybody want me to also upload them?
Anonymous
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I sure hope Leucine finishes that story of his.
Albert Reginald
>>491313 >Make it to Sweet Apple Acres >No sign of Fluttershy >No sign of Rainbow either >See Big Mac bucking a tree >Applejack's doing the same far off in the distant fields >Thankfully she's too far to notice her favorite human is here to help >Jump the fence and walk up to Big Mac >He notices you and waves "Yo, Mac! Think you could do with some help today?"
>"Eeyup. Just carry the bushels to the apple cellar when they're full." "You got it."
>Extend fist >Brokintosh returns the brohoof >Pick up two full bushels >Rough it to the cellar >Put the apples in their place and exit the cellar >Granny Smith sitting in her rocking chair next to the house >"Well heya there, Anon. Ahm glad to see you helpin' out ageen." "Well it's an awesome day. I'd hate to waste it."
>Realize there's more apples to be carried "I gotta go, Granny Smith. Big Mac's probably wondering where I'm at by now."
>Take the empty bushels back to Mac >Spend the morning and most of the afternoon helping out >Tired as hell >Have no idea it's Applebuck season 2/?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>491502 Id say just be on standby if everyone herps so bad we can't aces the past archives
Anonymous
>>491502 Theres 8 so far, including this one
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Okay, I'm back! Just had to get some food... I'm just gonna eat it real fast then get started on that drawing
Anonymous
>>491633 Ah. Then it appears I am missing one. I have 7 to hand.
Fillydelphian
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Hey, Fillydelphian here, posting from my phone so no trip. I'm coming back on at 9 or so to write some more. My question to my fellow rainbro fans is should i repost the first few parts of my story from before i had to go? I never finished it and it's been quite a bit since i left at 6. Not sure how many people have been reading my story.
Albert Reginald
>>491621 >"Just a couple more bushels, Anon n' that'll be it." >Only two more bushels >Time to finish strong >Heave the bushels onto your back -Cue anime style running with sun lowering in the background-
>Feel like a boss >Nearly fall down the cellar steps from fatigue >Put the apples in their place >Wipe sweat from brow >Hear trotting down the steps >Freeze in place Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
>Cellar doors slam shut >Turn around quickly >Lo and behold. It's Applerape >"Ah got ya where I want ya, Anon." >She sways acting seductively as she moves closer >Move away until backed up against the cellar wall >"Now there ain't gonna be nothing gettin' in mah way this time. We're gonna have us some fun..." >She stands on her hind legs and places her hooves on either side of your head on the cellar wall staring straight at you >"...Sugarcube." >Just as she finishes her sentence she pins your arms against the wall >She slams her lips into yours >Shake head trying to break the forced kiss >Applejack's annoyed >"Alright, if yer not willin' to take it tha easy way, Ah guess ahm gonna have to try harder" >Realize just how fucked you are 3/?
Albert Reginald
>>491859 Short break. Apologies. Stomach needs fewd.
Anonymous
>>491789 But I am including a failed continuation thread that had like, three or four green text entries in it.
Anonymous
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>>491896 no worries, we all have to do that food thing every once in a while
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>491443 >With your bro at your side you make your way to Town Hall >You're surprised to see Twilight make her way out of Town Hall and to the two of you >"Hey guys." "Hey Twilight, what's got you goin to see Mayor Mare today?"
>"It's about the others." "You mean Flutters?"
>"Yeah, there's no sign of em, I'm worried something's happened. I...I went to Zecora and even she doesn't know. P0nies just don't disappear." >You can tell Twilight's in a pretty shitty place right now. >You recall a time where you ran away from home when you were younger and how worried your parents where about you. >You'd offer to help Twilight but your job calls, and Mayor Mare is too much of a bitch to give you the day off. >"I got her Anon. You do your thing, we'll be back later to have you help us out. Right Twilight?" >Twilight smiled at the two of you and nodded >Feeling slightly better you make your way in to town hall. >"What the buck Anon you're two minutes late!" >Oh joy "Sorry Mayor got caught up with Twilight right outside."
>The Mayor comes walking out of her office, she looks like she hasn't had a good night's rest in quite a while. >"I know what's going on with her Anon, but we just don't have the proper search and rescue force here. We just can't afford it, besides, its not like this happens every day you know." Anonymous
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>>489564 >clopfic >in Rainbro Dash thread >with another pony HERSEY
>rope
>>491907 Ah yes I fergot about that one. I've been checking start and end times after reading there were 8. I had the file names get all shit fucked and thought I screwed up the other day. Poastin the SEVEN I have in a sec.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>There are no words for what you have just heard >Pinkie has fucking used them all and left you a mute moron >You stare blankly at her while she poses on your table, ponies all around ignoring her >"Pinkie... okay, let me see if I got this right." >She steps down and sits next to you, that ever-present smile seeming to grow just a little creepy >"You think I should hop into bed with the next mare that walks by?" >It is at this point that your attempt at solemnity leaves Pinkie in a fit of laughter >You're pretty much exhaling nitrous oxide into her face >The supply runs out quickly enough and she's back up next to you >"Of course not, silly! Do you want me to sing the song again? When your..." >"No! No, that's really fine. It'd just be great if there was someone I could actually talk to about this..." >Looks like you've wounded the poor mare's feelings >Bet you feel proud of yourself >"Hey! It's not nice to just ignore a pony like that when she's trying to tell you something. You could really hurt her feelings." >Oh right, this is the part where she gets all cryptic >"Nuh-uh! It's perfectly clear! Sometimes you just gobble up a cupcake and you think it tastes like blueberry but you miss the little bits of strawberry and vanilla in it. Sometimes your friend wants to give you her cupcake but you don't take it because you think its got dirt and rocks and twigs in it! But she's just trying to be nice and she just wants you to be happy, 'cause she knows her cupcake would make you really happy."
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>492150 >"Is there anything you do that isn't make food related metaphors?" >"Nopey-dopey-not-if-I-can-help-it-lopey!" >"Okay Pinkie, I'm sorry, really-" >Oh good lord, if that smile grows any larger it's actually going to split her skull in half >"- about saying you don't understand my frustration. It's just... I don't even know what I was thinking." >"You just want somep0ny special, Anon. Why do you have to make it more complicated than that?" >There's something charming about Pinkie's innocent logic that leads you to smiling >"Maybe you're right. Maybe... maybe I just need to loosen up a little." >"And Pinkie would -love- to help you loosen up but that'd blow your mind right now." >Before you can ask her what she means she's tittering into your shoulder >"Ooh, here comes Rainbow Dash! I bet -she's- gonna be happy about last night!" >Uh >"What?" >But she's bouncing off into Sugarcube Corner tittering before you can get any more of a response from her >She's right though, you can easily spot your bro coming in for a landing >If anyone'll know how to properly console you it's her >Wait, why would Dash have told her about your date so late last night? Oh god it's so late, what am I TYPING even. Finishing this tomorrow, thank fuck.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>491972 I'm actually thinking of taking a small break right now to eat and do some shit. Gotta pry my eyes away from the keyboard sometime, I'll be back after a while, don't let the thread die if you can help it.
Anonymous
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>>492243 I shall stand guard, along with the rest of your faithful readers
Anonymous
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need Dash story continu
Anonymous
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Lets get some classic, one post Rainbro to bridge the pause in posting
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Sit tight, guys. I'm workin' on the drawing, and I think I'm doing better than I thought I would, haha.
Albert Reginald
>>491859 >Literally >Struggle free of Applejack's grasp >Break for the cellar door >Getting away from her was too easy Oh shit
>Barely make it to the steps >Rope around your torso >Pins your arms to your sides >Not giving up >Struggle to make it up the stairs >Applejack taunts you, slightly muffled from holding the rope >"Heww boy! Yew sure dunno who's got a hold-a-ya, sugarcube!" >Hear a snort from behind >Suddenly airborne flying backwards >Land hard on cellar dirt floor flat on your back >Applejack standing over your face >She gets a menacing look >She moves to your pants, pulling them down >You notice her marehood Wait
>She's in a 69 position >With your pants down >And her marehood... >Shit >She slowly lowers herself directly above her face >You can feel her heat >"Ah figured if ya didn't wanna lock lips with me, you could do it with my other set-a-lips." >Panic as her marehood is rubbed against your mouth >Muffled cries can't be heard through the orange lips >"Ahve been wantin' ta do this for a long time, Anon." >She says as she nuzzles your crotch with her nose, taking in your scent >Random crashing noise breaks you out of your panic >"Get your hooves off of him!" >Fuckin' Rainbro to the rescue 4/?
Anonymous
>>492130 It seems I'm missing one on my archive so it that would be greatly appreciated
>rope
>>492243 Get some sleep goddamnit :)
Yeah Aether I save everything. Mostly to catch up on what I missed when I feel asleep or go to work. Noticed alot of people asking about missed threads, post, ect. so I figured fuck it, I'll share. Not like it's a hassle. Speaking of which.
http://www.mediafire.com/?fffkp87fe9dlpkz >rope
>>492438 >>492464 Doesn't have that short failed thread Anonymous
>>492520 Would you want me to post it just for the sake of completion?
Anonymous
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>>492420 NOOOOOOOOOO SHE WAS SO CLOOOOOOOOOSE
Anonymous
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>>492520 >>492563 Naturally, I didn't have the first thread thanks
>>492464 Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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I'll be posting whatever I write to pastebin here
http://pastebin.com/u/Fillydelphian for anyone interested.
Anonymous
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dashisbest finish long!
Albert Reginald
>>492420 >Rainbro charges in, tackling Applejack off of you >Raise your legs in the air as to get your pants back up >Success >Somehow manage to stand up with arms still tied down >Get up just in time to see Applejack knock Rainbow in into a pile of apples Epic Rage
>Charge Applejack >She doesn't notice until it's too late >Slam her into the cellar wall >She's out >The words 'you just got knocked the fuck out' come to mind >Kick around the pile of apples until your bro can be seen "Rainbow...dude. Get up."
>"..huh? Wha? Where is she? I'll knock the buck out of her!" >She notices the unconscious Applejack >"Not bad, Anon. You learned from the best!" >She flutters up and poses "Yeah, now can you teach me how to untie a rope?"
>"Oh, my bad." >She unties you >Wipe the still fresh mare juices from your face "Thanks...Well shit...what're we gonna do with her?"
>Motion over to Applejack >"Just say she hit her head." "Sure, let's go with that."
>Carry Applejack's unconscious form on your back >Leave the cellar with your bro 5/?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
oh shit is this thread gonna die?
>rope
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>493303 Not if I can help it.
I just got back to a computer I can write from.
Wuten
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Starting my last story from the beginning since I left a 3 hour gap>Be at the park, kicking it under a tree after days of paranoia and thwarting Flutterrapist and Applefucker >Wondering if you'll ever be able to go back to your world >How long has it been? >You've lost track of time here; it seems like you've been in Ponyville forever >Your memories of your world have gotten hazy, like trying to recall a dream >A loud noise startles you back to reality >It's like a jet engine right over your head >Look up, see a blue streak followed by a rainbow trail >Rainbro Dash >You watch your bro speed around the sky clearing clouds, being awesome >You'd call out to get her attention be you don't want to break her concentration >Sit back and watch your bro fly for a while >Space out again, thinking how cool it would be to fly with your bro >You'd be the kings of the sky. Two bros hanging out in the clouds >No more needing your bro to carry you or mooch a balloon off Twilight >Too bad your skinny ass can't grow wings >...Or can it? >You get up and run to Twilight's place 1/x
Anonymous
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>Day 127 in PonyVille, >Hear knocking > It's sluttershy >Try to run only yo get hit on back of skull >Die of head trauma \ >Fluttershy tries to rape the corpse >She is arrested and executed for murder and sexual assault. >The Mane 5 spend all day crying while Applejack digs up your body and hides it in her basement. Fucking fluttershy.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>You get to Twilight's library and see Spike with a stack of books about to go in the door >Hey Spike, is Twilight around? >"Yeah, she's inside. She's had her nose in some book for like, ever. I bet she could use a break." >You go in the library and find a purple unicorn surrounded by stacks of books, reading the hell out of one >Her horn is glowing and a quill is furiously scribbling notes, surrounded by an incandescent cloud of sparkles >She doesn't seem to notice you, she just keeps reading and scribbling >You clear your throat >She looks up with such a start that the quill flies across the room and the books nearly topple over on her >Uhh, hey, Twilight, Spike let me in, you're not too busy are you? >She's got a manic look in her eye, trying to hold the stack of books from falling >"No, no, it's fine, what can I do for you, Anon?" >Well I was out watching Rainbow do her thing earlier, and I know you did that spell with the floaty books last week >"My Levitating Litany of Literature?" She looks confused >...Uh, sure, that. Anyway, I want to know if you can magic me so I can fly or something >"Well...I guess I could try. I do know a wings spell for ponies, but I don't know if it will work for a..." >Human. These ponies are weird when it comes to talking about you >"Right, it's a really hard spell, but it couldn't hurt to try, and it could help me understand how the spell works anyway." >Her horn lights up brighter than you've ever seen it. Your bro's gonna flip shit. This was a good idea. 2/x
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
RainBRO Dash Audience in a nutshell. Whew, a lot of elements in this drawing are very difficult and I am not used to the at all! This is what I whipped up, I wanted add some more ponies, but a multi-subject picture is pretty damn difficult! Hehe! I'll be better in the future of course.
Albert Reginald
>>492917 >As soon as Rainbow opens the door you're greeted by Big Mac Pokerface of the century
>"Why's mah sister knocked out?" >Not sure how Big Mac would respond to the truth >Decide to use the lie "She hit her head down there. I just noticed when I set down the last two bushels"
>"So she was there before you?" "Uh..well not exactly..I mean.."
>"I coulda sworn I saw her headin' back to tha barn after you left." "Well..I suppose-"
>"And you took off purty fast after I loaded the bushels." This is not going to end well
>Rainbow chimes in as you're frantically searching for words to defend your already skinned hide >"Alright Mac. You wanna know what's up?" Brace for impact
>"Applejack's been trying to rape Anon. It's been going on for Celestia knows how long." >Mac doesn't look mad >In fact it looks like he's stifling laughter 6/?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>493449 Very good. Very, VERY good!
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>493483 Thank you, My good sir! I plan on drawing more in the future, hopefully with more detail too!
Albert Reginald
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>>493463 >He chuckles >"Ah know that, ah was just wonderin' why my sister was knocked out." >He pats you on the back and smiles >"Ah know you wouldn't try to hurt AJ on purpose. Don't worry, Anon. I'll take her from here." >You droop Applejack over Mac's back >Rainbow waves bye to Granny Smith and Applebloom >"Ya sure you don't wanna stay for some dinner?" "Nah, it's cool bro. I kinda wanna get some rest after today."
>"Ah getcha. Oh, and before I forget, give Dash some time today. She's really watchin' yer back like crazy." "Of course she is! She's my bro!"
>Mac rolls his eyes >He thanks you for the help and goes to the farm, still carrying Applejack >You wave bye to the Apples and jump the fence on the way to your place, Rainbow in tow "So how did you know I was stuck in that cellar?"
>"Easy. An awesome day like this? I knew you were already at Sweet Apple Acres helpin' out." >You're astonished at how well your bro knows you >"So...the usual? "Movies and booze?"
"You know it!"
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eh, this one felt kinda weak. I dunno.
>rope
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA >All the spell did was make a horde of moths latch themselves onto your back >"Don't panic, I can fix this! Just calm down! SPIIIKE!" Twilight is scurrying around looking for a book, almost panicked herself >Oh god their fucking bug legs >fixitfixitfixitfixitfixit...fixitfixitfixit >Spike comes in, half-eaten ruby in hand "What's all this noise about, Twili-" >He sees you, drops the ruby, and doubles over laughing >pokerface.html >"Spike, stop laughing and help me find this book!" Twilight is unamused >Five minutes of buggy goodness later and you make it out of the library, Twilight in tow spouting apologies >It's fine, Twilight, I'll just figure out another way to get off the ground that doesn't involve any eldritch horrors >Remember that Pinkie has a cannon and a head for insane inventions >Maybe a glider? No, you need something with more 'oomph' >Also remember that Pinkie almost got one over on you last time you talked >Maybe she'll have settled down and given up on trying to play Sluttershy? >...dammit >You go to Sugar Cube Corner anyway. No matter what, you're determined to fly with your bro 3/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>493449 Dude...I....fucking....love...it.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Damn... all that drawing distracted me from getting into these stories.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>493548 Oh, whew! I was afraid I posted it with you gone! I'm glad you enjoy it! Sorry I couldn't fit in more ponies though.
Albert Reginald
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>>493449 That's pretty damn good. Closest I've seen anyone come to getting the art spot-on.
Wuten
>>493449 megusta.jpg
Awesome drawing! :D
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>The door chimes as you enter the sweet shop >Guarded, you approach the counter and wait >You don't have to wait long, as Pinkie Pie flings herself to the counter faster than you can blink >"Hey Anon, what can I get for you? Cupcakes? Ooh, or maybe some cookies, or OOH! How about some cake or-" >You stop listening. Seems like she's forgotten about last time, or at least is acting like it >Actually, Pinkie, I wanted to know how you build all your crazy party machines? >Her eyes light up, has no one ever asked that before? >"Omigosh, nopony's ever asked to see my workshop before! Come on back and I'll show you where I make all my party crackers and carts and ooh! THE PARTY CANNON!" She's really excited. >Better watch your back >You follow her into the back of the shop, where she has tools and benches set up, with projects in various stages of completion scattered around >Impressive workshop here, Pinkie, you built all these yourself? >She excitedly starts talking about all the projects she's worked on, all the way up to the propeller she built for Tank. >So THAT'S how they got the turtle to fly >If Tank can do it, why shouldn't it work for you? >Say Pinkie, you think you could make me a propeller or something like you make for Tank? >The pink earth pony thinks for a minute before rushing over to a workbench and scribbling something >"Wowie zowie! This is the best idea I've had yet!" 4/x
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
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>>493449 I lol'd. Epic drawing, sir!
Anonymous
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>So you can do it? >"Of course I can, silly! And don't worry about paying, I'm sure we can figure something out." >You don't like the tone her voice took at the end there, but she's your only option for getting up in the air >...Right, sure, Pinkie >You back out of the room slowly >I'll come back in a few days and see how it's coming along >She eyes you for a few seconds before quickly turning back to her bench >You think you can deal with Pinkie if it comes to that. She's no Sluttershy or Applerape >Rainbro is gonna flip shit when she sees you flying like a boss, and this time, no magic to go horribly wrong >Decide to go home; the sun is going down >Walking back to your place >Fuck it's dark. How did the sun set so fucking fast? >Hear motion in the tree you're passing >awhellno.jpg 5/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>493580 its fine man. for future reference if you do decide to do another one involving us as a group here is OC DON'T STEAL!!!!!!1111one
Anonymous
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>>493597 >me gusta >:D get out
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Brace for impact >Your eyes are shut when the pegasus slams into you >You hit the ground with her on top of your chest >Fucking Slutters- >Your thoughts are cut off when you open your eyes to see your bro >She falls off of you, laughing her flank off >"You should see the look on your face, Anon!" >She sees your pokerface and calms down her laughing >"Oh, lighten up, Anon, if it were Fluttershy you know I'd have your back" >You always do, bro >She blushes but it's so dark you don't notice >"You on your way home? You want to come over to my place and hang out?" >Sure, Rainbow, sounds awesome. You pound her hoof with your hand >Your bro hoists you up and flies you to her house >Soon she won't have to carry you, you think to yourself 6/x
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>493449 I commend you, sir. Keep up the good work.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>Four days later >Go to Sugar Cube Corner >Pinkie comes out of the back room so fast she might as well be flying >"Ooh Anon! You're just in time! I have a teeny-weeny itsy-bitsy model of what you wanted all made up!" >She speeds to her workshop and back to the counter >Crazy mare is enthusiastic about frigging everything >She puts the model on the counter >It has a disturbingly accurate scale model of you attached to the rig >You don't ask questions about it >That's really cool, Pinkie, I think that's going to work just fine >She's built a frame for you to pilot the device with a propeller above you and a stabilizer behind >Goddamn, for all the crazy random antics, Pinkie's a fucking wizard with pony technology >"I'll have the final machine for you in a week!" >Her voice changes from peppy and high to an eerie low breathy sound >"And then we can discuss your payment" >What have you gotten yourself into 7/x This is a bit longer than I originally thought. Fucks given? 0.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>493954 You better give a fuck about your audience and post moar!!!!
Albert Reginald
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>>493449 If you haven't already started, here's my pony OC. Created a second ago just for this drawing idea
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>The next week crawls by. You chalk it up to excitement for your soon-to-be flying >In the back of your mind you know it's actually dread for what Pinkie's idea of "payment" will be >Dodge two Flutterrape attempts and get saved from an Applejacking by your bro >Day finally comes to pick up your flying machine >Holy shit, you think. You still can't believe a pony could pull off making something that can fly without magic >Go to Sugar Cube Corner again >Crowd of ponies surrounds Pinkie Pie. Fucking balloons everywhere >So much for surprises, but Rainbro is nowhere to be seen >Make your way through the crowd to where Pinkie is standing >After making a long, hyperactive speech, she unveils your flyer >So much win. You can't wait to take it out for a go. >Ponies clear an area as Pinkie explains the workings >"Well the first thing you do is get in and secure the straps..." >Whole thing seems perfectly fitted to you, which is a little creepy, since Pinkie never took any measurements... >"...so you just pull this lever and use these pedals to spin the propellers!" >You probably should have been listening harder to that instruction, but you think you got the gist >Up up, and away? 8/x You like what I'm putting out, Aether? I actually feel a sense of accomplishment from that
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
SOMEONE WRITE PONNY STALK ERSTORY
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Epilogue>>Motion >>Motion in your home >>Applejack, Fluttershy, either one; they have gone too far >>You are only half conscious, waking up from a howling wind cutting into your bedroom >>At least you were rescued from the horrible nightmare of the always impending 7 o' clock alarm >>Your eyes crease open >>Window blown open >>You reach over to your half drunk glass of water, raising it up on high as you sit up >>The next pony you see is getting a face full of glass >>Your eyes shoot open, however >>Dumbfounded, you freeze. It is not your place to speak >>Your room is quickly overcome by spiraling storm clouds which form a tunnel >>It all moves and guides your eyes to Princess Luna, standing at the foot of your bed >>Fear grips you >>You know who this was, who this is, and her relation to Celestia >>Is she a messenger? Have you failed Celestia in such a catastrophic way? >>The glass slips out of your hand, bounces off of your bed, and breaks into a hundred shards on the floor >>But your eyes never stray from the nightmare before you >>Luna releases the fury >> “YOUR FEAR IS EVIDENT. WE WISH TO CALM THYSELF, SUBJECT” >>You cringe, squint your eyes >>How the hell can you calm down? Your heart rate is absurd >> “THOU WILL SUPPRESS THINE COWERING!” >>You hold up a hand, pinching your thumb and index finger together gently and turning it like a radio dial >>Luna gets the hint >> “Oh, uh, excuse me” >>Much better. 1/x
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>493756 Very well, My good man. Here's a rushed sketch.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>494302 Have I wronged you or your sister?
>>You pull your covers into your lap nervously >>“Nay. In fact, I have come to congratulate you” >>You raise an eyebrow, but withhold your words >>Luna raises a hoof >>“You have performed admirably, given the circumstances” >>She lowers her hoof, beating it against the ground >>“I know you have questions, still. I cannot fathom why my sister insists you be kept in the dark” >>You relax a little bit, watching as Luna moves to the side of your bed and uses her magical aurora to piece together the crystal glass I'm just thankful to be given this chance
>>Luna gives you a sideways glare as she uses her magic to pour you a new glass of water >>“Yes... the world from whence you were plucked. I cannot imagine many who would be willing to face that.” Does Celestia know you are here?
>>“She does not, but that can change at any time. Please, make haste.” >>You nod to Luna, grateful to her for the help Why are Fluttershy and Applejack filled with an insatiable urge to molest me?
>>Luna gives an exasperated sigh, not believing that this is even an issue >>“My sister acted hastily. She did not adequately prepare for the consequences of human-pony interaction” >>Your eyebrow raises again, and you clench your blankets in your lap >>Luna sits >>“The beings of our world and the beings of yours are parallel in many ways. Art, expression... but there are some aspects of our races which cross into the realm of irrationality” What do you mean?
>>Luna grits her teeth and rolls her eyes, not happy that you are making her say this >>“Not that you remember it, but in your world there are those who would have intercourse with what you consider animals.” 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>494347 >>You're getting it now. Ew. Ew. >>“You possess a certain charisma, an animal magnetism, that someponies find irresistible.” My people must have been used to all the animals in our world. But a human is new to yours.
>>She nods >>Applejack and Fluttershy are fucking furries. >>You cringe >>Or... does that make YOU the furry? >>Fuck. 3/x
END
By far this is the one I feel the worst about. I Really, *really* wanted to get Luna in there SOMEHOW but didn't really know how to do it.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>494338 If you're serious about that being rushed then I think I just found my new commissioner. Unfortunately I can only pay you internet greentext.
also saved.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>This thing's easy enough to fly, just like riding a bike, only way up in the air >Oohs and aahs from the crowd. Guess they've only ever seen pegasi and balloons fly >Take it to the limit, Anon >Lean forward and pedal as fast as you can; you find yourself going faster than you ever could on foot >At this rate you might even keep up with- >Sluttershy pulls up along side you >"Oh, Anon, you're up so very high, you could fall." >She moves closer and closer to you, eying you as you pedal to stay aloft >Of course she shows up now, you think, now that your hands are occupied steering and your feet are pedaling >You're essentially defenseless as she starts poking at you with her nose, trying to find your pants zipper as you pedal >Goddamnit, this is not good >You stop pedaling and let yourself fall to escape >Sluttershy squeals in surprise and falls behind as you frantically try to stop the fall >You regain control and see the pegasus in pursuit >Oh, it. is. on. >Full throttle, baby. You pull away and lose Sluttershy before returning to Pinkie and the crowd to land. 9/x
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>494382 Commissions? That kind of stuff is best left to professional artists.
Anonymous
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>>494235 now this would be cool, exo suit pony with glorious AKs-74
Anonymous
>Be urban explorer >Pony creator has no cameras I dont post stories, but being a background character would be pretty cool
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>494417 I just hope you aren't jizzing all over your screen. Its just you've got the facial expressions pretty down and you're able to show emotion in your work. Hell if you took 3 or 4 hours on one drawing of a single pony it'd probably turn out great, and the more I ask ya to draw the more you improve. So its a win. Winning.
Anonymous
>>494529 jesus christ I always forget the picture
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>494569 Are you one of the writers here? Do you have name and/or tripcode?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>494417 You're doing a drawing of the authors?
If you can fit me in, here's a pony I whipped up
Tvox !!JVf/YIz/VWg
>>494657 I have a tripcode now
Not a writer but I have been around since the first rainbro thread
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>494781 >>494569 >>494778 Well, I'm not drawing them all at once as of now. But, if there's a time for when I'm drawing some sort of group oc drawing, or some sort of thing like that, then I'll make use of these!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>491972 >You sigh and sit at your little desk to do your little shit for the Mayor. >Various paperwork >Shredding documents >God damn its boring >But it does put bits in your pocket so you can support your alcoholic tendencies >God damn you probably need to cut down >You can almost hear your bro laughing at that concept. >Oh shit she's looking for her friends. >And your stupid ass can't seem to tell Mayor Mare to stuff it for a day. >You sit and continue to do your little organizations >Documents in to files >Files in to file cabinets >God damn you're gonna be here a while >When its finally time to close town hall for the night you're on the edge of yours seat >Is your bro okay? >Did they find their friends? >Are they even alive? >Dear lord you're one paranoid fuck >Still friends gone, bro gone, you're not exactly in a place to be calm. >You're paranoid ass starts feeling a bit better when Twilight steps in to your office. "So? Any luck?"
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>After getting mobbed by the crowd and offered a job delivering Rose's roses, Pinkie beckons you inside the shop >"So did you like it, Anon? Huh? I'm not sure what to call it but I have a few ideas, want to hear them?" >That's okay, Pinkie, I'll just call it a helicopter for now. >"Ooh, helicopter, that's no fun, what about whirly-do or zippy-dippy or *gasp* WHIRLY-DIPPY!" >I'll keep those in mind. It's great though, you've really outdone yourself here >You've got a bad feeling about this, but you're going to get to fly with your bro, so you go ahead anyway >"Well it's good you like it, Anon," Pinkie's voice changes to her creepy seduction voice again >"Because we still have to work out how you'll repay me." >Of course, you knew this was coming AND you spent all your bits on booze with Dash yesterday, like an idiot >You look at your shoes knowing that you brought this on yourself >Maybe you'll take Rose up on that job offer after all >You look back up at the counter >Pinkie's got that look in her eye >This could get bad, what are you saying? This WILL get bad >But you're too focused on flying with Rainbro to turn down the machine Pinkie built >What did you have in mind, Pinkie? >You know where this is going and you know you're going to regret this, but fuck it, it's for your bro >"Weeeeeelllllllllllllllll... to pay be back for the whirly-dippy we could go in the back room..." 10/x
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Anonymous
Yeah, The Sherminator has taken AEthers place as absolute Boss in my eyes. Epic stuff, though... It is an insult to mankind. No man should be a slave to fate. Anon! Break free of your bonds! Take glorious vengeance! Give that stuck up princess a taste of how we do things, Terran style!
Anonymous
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Its slowin' down, noooo
Anonymous
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>>494926 Keep going I want to know what neat party games Pinkie has in the back room
Anonymous
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>>495183 I am enjoying your story and look forward to reading more. Please continue.
I-if that's okay with you... Wuten
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>>494529 If you click on the "Advanced" options in the creator, there's an option to export the p0ny image. Save it to your computer and then you can post it here.
Or, just hit the "PrntScr" button on your keyboard and bring it into MS Paint or something else like that.
Chroniclerfag
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>>495183 Ironically, I was intending to begin posting something, but the thread 404'd. Totally unrelated to RainBRO Dash however. Much sadness.
Albert Reginald
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Dear god I just finished reading the fanfic "My Little Dashie" in anticipation for more posts Manly tears have been shed. Like...damn...
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Hey, Guys. Here's another human attempt at drawing Anon, as well as an attempt at Gilda. I also have an idea to propose. What if, like, Gilda finds out about the awesome Broship that Anon and Rainbow Dash has, and get's really pissed and jealous and stuff, other details come fourth as well. Captcha: Request), ssthom
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>495331 Would be awesome if someone made a greentext story out of it, ya know?
Anonymous
>>495218 Imperium of Mankind, bitch!
Chroniclerfag
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>"...and you could help me clean the kitchen. Gummy made a huge mess in there with one of his wild nights!" >Her tone changes again, the bipolar mare, back to her usual high hyper voice >No, Pinkie, I can't do- Wait, what? >You look past her to see the baby alligator sitting on the counter surrounded by flour and dough and...bottles? >Pinkie laughs and places a hoof on your shoulder >"What did you THINK I was going to have you do? Rainbow would have my head if she found out I did whatever YOU were thinking about." >Your bro has your back, and Pinkie knows it. Such a good bro. >"Unless," she says in her low voice >"You want to pay me back, some other way?" >I'll help you clean Gummy's mess, Pinkie >You let out a relieved sigh >Pinkie seems disappointed, but still plotting something, you know it >Dodged a bullet there...sort of... >You finish cleaning without Pinkie trying anything funny except a few pranks and jokes >Go outside to your flying machine and look up to see Rainbow doing loops in the park >All the win in the world is about to go down, bro, get ready >You get in and take off >Time to blow your bro's mind 11/x
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>495331 I just might have to make use of that idea. Maybe for my next story since these are really fun to write.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>495442 Yes! Add some twists to it! I would add some more Gilda-based ideas, but my mind is really confuzzled at the moment.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>494823 >Twilight sadly shakes her head. >"No Anon, nothing. Has Rainbow made it here yet? I told her to meet up back here." "Let me get this straight, you, knowing something big is going on, actually went searching for missing p0nies separately?"
>"It was her idea not mine, she said I'd slow her down." >Twilight was not amused >"So is she here?" >You shake your head >Fuck your bros gone missing >God damn it >You look to see Mayor Mare leaving. >"I left your bits on my desk, hope ya find em." >She leaves >Well shit. >You grab your bits and follow Twilight out in to the cold Equestrian night. >"Follow me to the library Rarity's waiting to go." "Mmmkay."
>You don't take notice to what she says >Your bro may be in trouble. >All those times she's saved your sorry ass and boom, you can't do shit to pay her back. >You hope you can at least help with this. >As the two of you make it to the library you see that its pitch black. >You're dumb ass doesn't notice cause you're too busy thinking bout your bro. >Twilight leads you in and turns on the light behind you. >Wait didn't she say something about Rarity? >No one is fucking here >You turn to ask Twilight whats up >Suddenly you see "The Equestrian Psychology" some giant ass book with big bold letters >POW RIGHT IN THE KISSA! >Blackout. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>495468 It'll probably involve some bro-ship competition, possible flutterrapist involvement. Tomorrow we will find out.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Gotta go for now. See ya later fellas!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>495528 later man. thanks for the pics.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>495406 >>495379 >>495218 The thought crossed my eyes at a few points. Having anon resist, or at least try, even until his death is needed. But this story was intended to give some sort of origin to xrape and rainbro stories.
I had one bouncing around in my head for a while, about humans coming to Equestria in mass and being pacified by Celestia. Only to have one person generations later learn the truth and then lead a crusade against the bitch-queen, Celestia. Pic related. But that's not for this thread
Anonymous
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>>494235 I find this, even though Freedom is pig disgusting.
Anonymous
>>495708 You do this. DO IT. I want to see that. Show her what mankind can do when it gets destruction and war on the brain!
Big Diesel !!lxJwNtzys3S
Day 567 in Equestria story continued from yesterday Big Diesel !!lxJwNtzys3S Sat 10 Mar 2012 10:02:00 No. 495774 Report Quoted By:
>>> You walk out of your house, your door finally succumbing to the abuse and flopping to the ground >>> Allright dash, who should we see for a tale of last night? >>> Well, half wont tell us anything, the other half will lie >>> Okay, well Applejack is out, id hate to see her bartering price for the info >>> Violent rape? >>> That too, wait, you said Vinyl was there last night? >>> Yeah? >>> She seems chill, plus what reason would she have to lie? >>> The two of you are just now coming into town when a familiar yellow pony saunters up to you >>> Good afternoon Anon, Dash her smile quickly switching to a glare as the latter is said >>> Sorry I had to run off but there was a small problem at home, did you still wanna go to the park? >>> Aww hell naw I know you aint just asked me that >>> You feel like Kimbo Slice and draw a fist back Why are the fields always too long
Big Diesel THE CHAMPION OF LANDSHARK WRESTLING !!XjwNsxLs5x0
Big Diesel THE CHAMPION OF LANDSHARK WRESTLING !!XjwNsxLs5x0 Sat 10 Mar 2012 10:04:00 No. 495814 Report Quoted By:
>>> I have had it with the bullshit you guys are always pulling >>> Cut it out, Seriously, do it again and I take your life you hear? >>> She begins crying large tears and runs off into town, You feel a small twinge of guilt, but like the bro she is Rainbow puts a hoof up >>> Legit handling of that sitch >>> Yeah its chill, thanks Bro I almost had a feeling there >>> Here face droops slightly, Yeah, I know how hard you work not to show feelings >>> What was that Rainbrow? >>> Nothing Anon, lets roll. >>> As you move into the very heart of ponyville you realize you have no idea where you are heading and ask Dash where to go >>> She points to a giant house on the far edge of town >>> That’s where Vinyl lives you proclaim as your jaw detaches and nails the ground with the force of several rockets >>> Well yeah, Her and Octavia live there, they both play music for huge crowds quite often. >>> So they both make mad bank? >>> Whats that? >>> They rich? >>> Oh, yes they are >>> Damn I wish I could have nice things like that >>> Dash mumbles, you could have the nicest thing if youd open your eyes idiot >>> What bro? >>> Nothing, and we soldiered on, pushing through the throng till we were on the other outskirts of ponyville
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Closing in on Dash, going fast as a motherfucker towards your bro >She doesn't hear you coming, just keeps doing her thing >You get close enough to yell >Hey Dashie! >Your bro whips around to look for who called her >She sees you on your insane Pinkie-engineered flying machine, pumping your dumb monkey legs to stay in the air >Her jaw drops and her concentration breaks, sending her careening into the bushes. >You whiz over to the crash-site and hover over Dash >Her mouth is wide open; she looks like a deer caught in headlights >Need a lift, Dashie? >Your second use of the nickname snaps her out of it. She blushes, then gets up, stammering questions >"How- when did- bu- what the buck, Anon? You can fly now?" >You can't tell if she's excited or just really really confused >Pinkie made it for me. Want to see what it can do? >"Y-you know it, Anon!" >You fly around with your bro showing off your newfound mobility >This worked out really well >Almost too well... >Oh well 12/x
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Man, the thread is always super packed when I'm gone and super quiet when I'm here. So. I believe we were on page 6546846321 of my shiz. What do we do about this? I took up like, half the last thread so there's no way in hell I'm gonna repost it all here.
Wuten
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>>495875 Pastebin that bitch!
Anonymous
>think about trying to write some Rainbro because this shit is great Huh how about some background story haven't seen that yet>that night two of The Main Dudes are already at it when I get here, lose inspiration Well that didn't work yesterday, but hey I haven't seen any Gilda drama>people are suddenly on the idea right after I catch up on stories You guys Why are we the same person
do_ob
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>>495875 Buddy, you need to pastebin your stuff or something
Anonymous
>>495875 Make a pastebin and finish it there!
Then you could do a shorter story here
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>495485 >You wake up hours later >Where in celestia's name are you? >You take a look at your surroundings >A 12 x 15 room with a single door leading out >You see...an intercom in the corner >A single light in the center provides shitty illumination. >"Hello Anon." >Holy fuck the intercom works. >Wait....Twilight? >"Welcome. Today you'll be helping me to perform an experiment on 'Advanced Friendship'. We'll be looking in to the Equestrian Psyche in order to do so." "Wait, huh?"
>"You'll get a first hand look in to the minds of a few p0nies you've come to know." >This doesn't sound like a good time >You'd prefer the violent rape at this point. "Twilight if you don't let me out of here...."
>"What are you intending on doing Anon? For all you know you're miles away from Ponyville. Now I have four rooms set up for you to test. Each room will have a single individual you know. It's your job to bring them out with you. At the end I will have enough information to conclude my studies." >You really REALLY don't like this cold tone Twilight has when she's talking >God damn it Celestia why did you have to tutor an Egghead shut in fuck like her? It's bad enough she can do magic. >Shoulda realized this was comin >All the quiet ones are apparently nuts. So, should I keep going with this or should I just put a stop to it?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>495945 No way. Posting in the thread and having people react as it goes is half the fun of this.
That said, I dunno how people felt about the quality of it. It was pretty mediocre because it took concepts that belong in a regular fic and tried to stuff them into greentext, but then that stretched it out and now it's all ugly. And it sucks up all the thread space.
So I dunno... pastebin the old part and start posting the new in thread, or drop it 'cuz it's not worth eating the rest of this thread for what's honestly a fairly weak story (and it doesn't even have clop)?
Anonymous
>>495978 Twilight is being quite un-bro
I dunno man
Big Diesel THE CHAMPION OF LANDSHARK WRESTLING !!XjwNsxLs5x0
Big Diesel THE CHAMPION OF LANDSHARK WRESTLING !!XjwNsxLs5x0 Sat 10 Mar 2012 10:18:00 No. 496037 Report Quoted By:
>>> As what can only be described as a manor pulls into full view you are awestruck by the grandeur of it >>> Iron gate around the place >>> Brickwork that blows your mind >>> Its also a beautiful shade of gray >>> You walk up to the Iron Gate and wonder how to get in >>> Hey, maybe we should hop it Dash >>> Why would we do that? >>> Sounds fun >>> Fine lets go, she flaps her wings and soars up over the 7 foot tall wrought iron gate >>> Your solid ass grabs awkwardly and somehow manages to gash your wrist on the top >>> OWWW That hurt like 12 bitches on a bitch boat >>> Whats a bitch and whats a bitch boat? >>> Forget it Bro >>> As you walk to the front the manor you realize you are pretty much breaking and entering >>> Nix the breaking >>> You make it to the front and knock on the door, still struggling to come up with a not lame excuse as to why you are here >>> A cheerful upbeat voice announces shes coming and you hear trotting >>> The door is opened and Octavia stands at the door >>> Hello Rainbow Dash, Anonymous, How are you? >>> Hi Octavia, Were good, How bout yourself? >>> Fine thanks, So what brings you to visit today? >>> Well it’s a long story… That we don’t know >>> Okay then? >>> Not to be rude but Is Vinyl home? She might can tell it better than us.
Anonymous
>>495978 dear god, please don't stop. loving where this is goin
Anonymous
>>496025 Welp, new story then imo
You might lose people who haven't read all of it
Anonymous
>>495978 keep going. this is definitely new, i like t
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>496031 Tis supposed to be a grimdark story where the roles are reversed. You're bro is in trouble and this time you're going to save her instead of the other way around. In this story Twilight is a controlled crazy using her own friends for 'Advanced Friendship' its your job to well bring em out. Too dark? If so I'll just dump it and start up some more Rainbro.
Anonymous
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>>495978 Keeping going. I want to see what happens with the Twilight's rape tests.
Anonymous
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>>496025 I usually love your stuff but that one was getting pretty tired, I'd say drop it.
Anonymous
>>496031 Actually I ammend this
It could be good if it stays under 15 posts?
There isn't any tentacle haired molestia ripping out FS's eyebawls is there?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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INTRODUCING THE MOTHERFUCKIN RAINBOW DASH SKIN FOR F/A-18 ACCELERATION PACK IN MICROSOFT FSX FLYING THIS FUCKER ROUND EVEN MAKES RAINBOW SMOKE
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>You fly with your bro until the sun starts going down >This is gonna make hanging out so much cooler >At least 20% cooler, though you were never really great at math >It's getting dark now, you both decide to call it a day >Hey Dash, how about some booze and movies at my place to celebrate getting my wings? >"I think you meant movies and booze, but I'll let it slide if you beat me there." >You serious, bro? >"Anon, if you beat me there, booze is on ME." >Can't refuse THAT challenge. It's ON, bro. >You pedal faster than you've ever pedaled before >Look to your side. Holy shit, you're keeping up with the Dash! >She looks right back at you, smirks, blasts ahead of you, and leaves you in a trail of rainbow >You wonder if Pinkie can supe up her invention, but decide that you should wait until you can pay her in gold instead of potential mental scarring. >Make it home. See Dash leaning on your door, ego practically beaming from her. >"Well you can fly, I'll give you that, but you're still a slowpoke, Anon." >You laugh through wheezing breaths and let her in. >You know, you never said what happens if YOU win, bro >She stops for a second before answering >"Well I knew I'd win anyway, so I didn't think of anything." >"But if you're gonna split hairs, then I guess you can come with me to Cloudsdale for my flight school reunion next week." >You got it, bro. >You spend all night watching movies and drinking. >What a bro.
Big Diesel THE CHAMPION OF LANDSHARK WRESTLING !!XjwNsxLs5x0
Big Diesel THE CHAMPION OF LANDSHARK WRESTLING !!XjwNsxLs5x0 Sat 10 Mar 2012 10:25:00 No. 496147 Report Quoted By:
http://pastebin.com/6f34xA4n My story so far if anyone cares
Comments good and bad welcome and encouraged
Anonymous
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>>496070 I'm fine with this as long as no one ends up dying or something
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>496038 >>496056 >>496089 Here, take a look at the video its poorly based off of before you tell me that you want me to keep going. If you feel I can pull it off after then I'll go ahead and go, It will be under 15 posts, but depending on how much hate twilight might get idk. This is probably something worth making in to a fanfiction rather than a greentext.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U56gjiUbFM&feature=related mind you they won't be as mangled looking.
Anonymous
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>>495929 Glory to the many.
Anonymous
>>496161 I say roll with it for now
Anonymous
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on an unrelated note, (or is it related?) i may have an idea, but its not quite like the rest of the stories here. instead of a human though, its about a male Pegasus that idolizes RD as she does the wonderbolts. shall i try to contribute?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>495757 Frankly doubt I could pull anything like that off. My little story that I posted in these threads was my very first jump into fanfiction, even if it's just greentext. I doubt I can really convey meaningful relations between the characters through text.
People like Aether, Albert Reginald, Fillydelphian, Leucine, and dashisbestpone can use a pallet of words to paint entertaining pictures in the mind of the reader. Mine was just an experiment and was really just filling in the blanks with characters that I don't think had much more depth than cardboard.
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Okay, so drop the big thing because very few people were here at the right time to get interested (if it was interesting at all) and anyone who showed up later did not or will not take the time to read what's already done? So like... casualty count if I drop it is like, three people yeah? Safe to kill? If that story not getting concluded is going to cause anyone to die, speak up now.
Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>496184 Okay so I got one. Is anyone else in agreement? Seriously I don't want to fuck up with some shit story.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>496137 End
Full text is on pastebin at
http://pastebin.com/u/Fillydelphian if anyone wants to read it all without scrolling through the thread (though that's a lot of the fun of reading these)
Anonymous
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>496239 Go for it, Aether. Just don't kill my Rainbro and we'll still love you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>496239 Aether you couldn't fuck up no matter how hard you try
No sarcasm meant Anonymous
Anonymous
>>494569 >>493756 Quick sketch I did. I'll color and detail later. Beginner in drawing p0ny so I hope you like.
>>496239 Pic related
Anonymous
>>490494 (Aether's ending)
I've been following you all from the start. This is the first time i'm going to say something. I've been entranced the past few days. I was finally able to read the last few posts to the spin the bottle trilogy. You're awesome sir. Have you thought of actually writing these out instead of green text?
Wuten
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Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to sleep. Don't fill this thread up too much while I'm gone! :) I expect great things of you Anons and tripfags.
Big Diesel THE CHAMPION OF LANDSHARK WRESTLING !!XjwNsxLs5x0
Big Diesel THE CHAMPION OF LANDSHARK WRESTLING !!XjwNsxLs5x0 Sat 10 Mar 2012 10:36:00 No. 496341 Report >>> Sure come inside ill wake her, As you step into the room you are surprised at both how modern this place is and how nonchalant Octavia is about you being here >>> Dash, you feeling allright about this place? >>> Yeah Anon why? >>> Well we just broke into this place and now Octavia is telling us to make ourselves at home >>> Something feels off about this whole day Bro >>> Its probably in your head Anon >>> Well okay >>> Octavia and a new set of hooves are trotting down the stairs, She and Vinyl appear around the corner and walk closer >>> Yo ho ho Anon whats up, didn’t know if you were going to make it through last night >>> Yeah, that’s why im here >>> Im guessing you don’t remember nofin right? >>> Not the first thing >>> Walk with me talk with me, Upstairs. Her grin widens as she rolls the last bit off her tongue >>> Allright >>> You and Dash go to walk upstairs but Vinyl doesn’t move >>> Dash stays >>> What no way I wanna come Rainbro protests >>> Its chill Dash let it go. >>> But Anon >>> I can handle myself Dash, let it go >>> Fine she snorts >>> You turn and follow Vinyl up the giant marble staircase Is anyone liking this or should i stop shitting up the thread?
do_ob
Filly, I'll be checking that pastebin for the reunion story on Monday. I hope it's there!
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>496343 Thanks, I hope I can do a good Gilda tie-in.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>496272 >>496275 >>496290 >>496304 the people have spoken. Hope you know where we're about to go.
>>496319 Saved.
>>496328 Yes I have and I intend to. Though college is keeping me from going through with it. When I'm on break I'll be making the spin the bottle series in to fanfiction. (I say series cause well....MOAR and all that stuff)
Anonymous
>>496394 Good because i was going to say for these types of threads you used a ton of detail.
Anonymous
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>>496341 This is kind of confusing for me to read with the lack of quotations.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>495978 >The door slides open for you and you enter >Fuck it if she's got something like this planned she isn't gonna try anything on you. >The next room is much smaller then the last >Though the only reason is that there's a magenta curtain blocking you from going further >Fucking suspense >Suddenly another intercom picks up >"Here is room one. Here you will be given the tools to help your first friend in this lesson of 'Advanced Friendship.' Since this is the first room you will not be penalized with a time limit. take all the time you need, when you see what's on the other side you're going to need it." "Twilight what in the actual FUCK are you doing?"
>"You'll see Anon. Before we begin I'd like to ask you a question: The first p0ny who discovered you when you first arrived in Equestria, what's her name?" >You think back >It's been a while you give it that much >You were naked, you were in some clearing in the forest >You remember a p0ny bounding over to you with a smile rather than a look of fear >"HI I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" >You also remember freaking the fuck out cause it was a talking horse. >Wait... "What did you do to Pinkie? She wasn't even missing as far as I knew."
>"That's because you don't pay attention to most things Anon, I hope to change that over the course of your test." >Suddenly the curtain pulls and you're given a very unpleasant site. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>496504 Tis a habit, also thanks for the compliment.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>496341 I like what I'm reading.
Luna !zwKM9MP2/U
>Middle of winter >No coat >walking home from Pinkie Pies party cold as fuck >rainbow sees you are cold >Hops on your back >Wraps her wings around you to keep you warm >"T-thanks rainbow" >"Pff that's you looked like you needed some exercise, come on carry me home" >You smirk.... "okay" >Get home, fire went out >cold as shit still wrap up in blankets >We'll thanks rainbow, I better wrap up and get a fire going see you later >Looks at you "You walked so slow home you got me all tired from how long you took" >Finds way up sheets and burries herself in your chest/arms >Warmth finds you easily >"Thanks rainbro, I appreciate it" >"Pfft I just wanted you to give me one of those back scratches your hands are so good at..." >Procceed to rub/scratch her mane, she is out cold in moments >Fall asleep, cuddling on your sofa by the fire I could continue if you like, I a a bit drinking thoug
Anonymous
> control f >Rarity >five results I cannot express my disappoint.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>496737 She's a boring character. Her two modes are "you'll look fabulous" and "I am distressed by how uncouth this is".
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>496737 >Looking for Rarity in a Rainbro Dash thread Anonymous
>>“He's a homo! And *I* discovered him” hahahah best line ever.
Big Diesel the champ !!e59g1leFaMS
Big Diesel the champ !!e59g1leFaMS Sat 10 Mar 2012 11:13:00 No. 496868 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>496781 What's that from?
Luna !zwKM9MP2/U
>>496747 >Wake up a bit later feeling soft kicks and nudges >Hear wimpering >Rainbow is having a bad dream >Hear he mutter sparatic words "No...failure..rejected....wonderbolts.. i can't....i...loved....alone" some tears welling >Realize her boasting pushes people away from her being liked in some ways >Run you hand through her mane, shushing her, whispering ever so slightly... "It's okay we all appreciate you Rainbow, you are amazing" and give her a nice firm hug >you feel her calm down >a crude smirk lights up her face, followed by a slight push against your body >fall back into a deep sleep >Wake up in the morning rainbow is gone >"Sigh..." >find a crude note on the table >"Thank you anon" and a crude picture of you and her >PS: you still owe me one for keeping you warm Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>496628 >You can see the room you're in fully. >Its like one of those padded rooms you'd heard of for the mentally insane. >Your eyes focus on a pink bundle in the corner >Before the curtains were pulled you could swear you heard something chewing on something >like there were eating some tough meat or something >You see Pinkie Pie >She's clearly been in a better state >You can see a few pegs built in the room >You can also see that Pinkie's chained up with the pegs acting as the anchor points >Her poofy hair is now a mangled mess if that was even possible >Then you see the blood stains >Oh dear god the blood. >You see a discarded hoof next to her >What the fuck? >She's gotten her back right hoof free....but you can tell where the discarded hoof belongs to now. >She's currently biting in to her left forehoof >Between a few bites she giggles happily to herself >The way you see her bite in to the meaty part of her leg sends a shiver of fear down your spine >Without thinking you yell her name and run over to her. >Her ears perk up when you shout her name >She turns to you smiling as if nothing's wrong >"Oh hi Anon! Gimmie a moment and I'll be out in a jiffy! Just...gotta...get this off here..and this...and this..." >Your blood runs cold when you see her shrunken pupils and her far off stare. >The intercom starts up again. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>496886 It's from one of Sherm's stories I think. It's a Dash line.
AeternaAuroraEtCrepusculum !3BjC1sBg5.
AeternaAuroraEtCrepusculum !3BjC1sBg5. Sat 10 Mar 2012 11:21:00 No. 497006 Report Quoted By:
>>496930 Egad, I've seen this before. I know where this is headed.
Anonymous
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>>496930 God dammit, I saw the spoiler pic you posted before you started, and I know you said it would be grimdark, but I still tried to hold hope that the story wouldn't take this turn. Ah well let's see where this goes.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>496930 Oh god, it's going to be like Cupcakes all over again...post it to pastebin when you're done so I can read it tomorrow.
Anonymous
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>>496930 This will not end will. Continue.
Big Diesel the champ !!e59g1leFaMS
Big Diesel the champ !!e59g1leFaMS Sat 10 Mar 2012 11:26:00 No. 497081 Report Quoted By:
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>496886 >>496940 >>The sun has given way to the darkness >>A dark blue sea populated by trillions of glittering sparks >>You can't remember too terribly much of your former life, but you know nights weren't so spectacular >>You also observe that Rainbow is getting tired >>So much so, in fact, that she has abandoned flying and is walking to rest her wings >>She is so willing to help you. It's nice to feel wanted >>That was something missing from your previous life as well >>“Eeeyuh... here we are” >>You wince at that deep yawn. She has exerted herself so much today on your behalf >>What a bro >>She takes to the air and guides you up to the door and then knocks on it with her cyan marshmallow hoof >>Door opens, and you are introduced for the first time to an orange pony with white spots below her eyes that mimic freckles on humans >>“Well howdy, y'all. What's all this?” >>She looks to Dash for an explanation >>“Hey, Applejack! This is Anon. He's new in town, but he's a little too big to stay at Twilight's.” >>Applejack leans over to look past Rainbow, eying you suspiciously >>You wave to her, twitching your fingers and putting on a grateful smile >>“Can he crash here for a night?” >>Dash puts her hooves together in a praying position, looking down on Applejack with a hopeful smile. >>“...What in tar-nation IS he?” I'm a hu
>>“He's a homo! And *I* discovered him” 1/x
Albert Reginald
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Honestly, just the fact that it's Aether makes me not care of the direction the story is taking. It's entertaining. Continue, my friend. That, and I'm also reading Arddun Lleuad. Crazy fanfic. No details. More story. Nao.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>497084 >>Dashie says this proudly >>You glare at her from behind >>Should have never used that word at Twilight's >>Before you can correct Dashie, Applejack speaks up >>“Alright, come on. I'll take ya to the empty silo over yonder. But ya better believe yer' workin' tomorrow.” >>Dash looks releived. >>“You need a place to stay, too, Sugarcube? >>Dash shakes her head confidently >>“Nah, I'm good. See you in the morning, Anon.” >>She takes off into the sky. It is easy to see her cyan and rainbow form adopt a cloud as a makeshift bed for the night >>You find yourself looking up at the clouds, wondering wtf >>A hoof to your gut glows the air out of your mouth and drags your attention back down to Applejack >>“Alright, Mister Homo. Let's go.” >>She walks off the door step and takes to a trail which winds to a distant silo >>You follow Hey, I really appreciate it
>>“Yuh-huh” >>She seems really stand-offish You can just call me Anon
>>“Okay” >>They must not be really big on visitors, here >>“Tomorrow you'll be getting' up bright an' early. Apple buckins' hard work. Hope you have a good pair of hips on you” >>She throws open the barn door and points you inside >>Thank her again and take your gargantuan ass inside >>Grab a gray burlap sheet from the wall before curling up on a stack of hay >>Applejack closes the door, and your eyes likewise shut >>Movement >>There is movement, and it isn't you >>The sound of hay rustling in particular sets you off >>Eyes pop open >>A tongue brushes across your ear lobe 2/x
ADONIS
so ya'll got drawfags now? i'll throw my hat into that ring. tell me what u think
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>497094 >>You tense up, bite your lower lip >>Oh, God. You still have not forgotten Flutterfuck or Scarity >>Slowly you roll over >>Gradually >>Applejack's face fills your vision >>Somehow she got under your blanket >>“Well, sugarcube, I reckon you better get apple buckin' >>Her tone tells you that she isn't talking about agriculture >>You start to scream, but a hoof fills your mouth as she straddles you >>You try to crawl away, forcefully trying to buck her off your body >>“Darlin' ah'm a veteran of too many rodeos for you to stand a chance.” >>Her free hoof fondles your pants, struggling with the buttons >>Her eyebrows furrow >>“Gah! Galdernit, hooves...” >>With both hands you grasp her leg and try to lift her hoof out of your mouth >>Impossible >>Throw a right hook right into Applejack's jaw >>It rattles her bells and causes her to pause for a moment after a satisfying crack >>“Oh, Anon, you know ah like it rough!” >>She grins at you with more lust than before >>Goddamn it >>Your buttons give way, and with her hind legs she kicks your pants down to your knees, clearing the way for her >>“Now, stop strugglin', Anon! Ah'm gonna buck the homo right outta ya!” >>That joke is getting really old >>Despite your struggling, she has a ridiculous amount of strength for something so much shorter than you >>She must be made of darkmatter >>The heat of her marehood is so close to your admittedly inflated member >>“Shhhh” >>“Just lay back an let ol' Applejack make it all better” >>You rear your fist to give her another good punch, but before you can the orange mare is tackled off of you 3/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>497113 >>You do not know how, but you quickly throw yourself under the burlap sheet and secure your pants once more >>By the time you have the wherewithal to see what is going on, a familiar Cyan pony rears her body on her front legs and gives Applejerk the buck of a life time. >>“For Celestia's sake! First Fluttershy, then Rarity, and now you! What the hell, Applejack?” >>“Ah told em' he'd be up bright an' early in exchange for sleepin' here!” >>You stand up. That was weak. >>“Oh yeah? Well Anon's going back to Twilight's! C'mon, Anon.” >>You eagerly follow. Applejack is oddly calm about you leaving, for someone who was just trying to rape you a second ago >>She gives a smirk when you look back into the silo >>“Catch ya later, sugarcube.” >>She winks at you >>You cringe and catch up to Rainbow, rejuvenated somewhat by your sleep. Thanks
I mean, a lot. You're saving me all over the place, bro.
>>Bestiality still isn't your thing >>Rainbow looks back at you calmly and with a confident smirk >>“It was nothing! Come on, we'll get ya somewhere safe.” >>She lifts her hoof while she drifts next to you >>You bump it 4/x
Second day: Complete
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
I'm calling it a night, I have friendship to spread in the morning. See all of you fillies and gentlecolts tomorrow.
Anonymous
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>>497105 Saved for future generations
>>497137 Take it easy
Anonymous
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>>497137 You will be missed. Good night.
Anonymous
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>>497105 Smells like a trace.
ADONIS
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:D that not even my best drawing either.
Anonymous
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I'm Kind of worried of where my favorite thread so far is getting ready to go...
ADONIS
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no sir i cant trace if my life was depending on it.
Anonymous
So I've seen a few people wanting to make posts about other characters in this thread and it got me thinking, how does a "Anon in Equestria General" or something sound to you guys? It would clear some of the clutter off the board and we'd see more variety in the stories. Shit I've had this idea for a Rarity story but there isn't much wiggle room so it doesn't seem thread-worthy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>496930 >"As you can see Anon you have quite the doozy." "Fuck off Twilight."
>she ignores you >"Over to the your left you'll see a table with a few tools." >You look over and lo and behold is a table. >Hack saw, power saw, hammer, gauss, etc >"Here are your tools for the job. I suggest you get to it." >Intercom goes silent >Pinkie stops chewing and gasps >"Was that Twilight? omigosh I gotta hand it to her she makes great cupcakes! she gave me this one cupcake then I got all sleepy and now I'm here! how crazy is that Anon? Ooooh did you eat one too?" >She keeps talking >You kneel down to the rambling bundle of pink. >"Whatcha doin Anon?" "Pinkie...."
>"Are we gonna play? Oooh I know great party games just gimmie a moment I'll be-" >You slap her >Even in the state she's in you just slap her >She looks back up to you, silent >Her pupils aren't pinprick in size anymore >You sigh with relief that that was all it took, she is Pinkie Pie after all. >"Wha...wha? Where am I?" >You tell her about what's going on, who's got the two of you captive, why she's doing it, etc. >The more you tell her the more she looks like she's gonna break down >When Pinkie realizes the situation she's in she looks down at herself in horror >She starts crying while looking over herself. >The only thing you can offer her is a hug >There really isn't anything else >She's sobbing in to your shoulder know >Even though the deed will need to be done you can at least offer her this comfort. >You're somewhat happy that all it took was a slap to the face to bring her back. Anonymous
>>497361 Saw: Equestria edition?
Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>497411 mmmmyes. Though this will probably be a long one. Idk if it'll stay within 15 posts at this point.
Anonymous
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>>497510 Jimmies have been a bit rustled, but I'll take it, and raise you "I'm getting a full nights sleep"
I'm going for super-effective.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>497361 >Your gaze turns to the table >So does Pinkie's >that only makes her cry harder >You grimace as you let Pinkie go and walk over to the table. >The first thing you pick up is the power saw >The fuck this thing shouldn't even... >When you turn the dame thing on its covered in a purple aura >Its fucking magic that's powering the thing. >You turn back and walk over to Pinkie. "...Pinkie....I'm gonna cut you loose ok? I'm sorry there's no key and I'm sorry there's no other way.."
>Though her fits of sobbing she nods >Damn man, this is fucking brutal even for your standards >You take a look over the clamps that are keeping her chained. >Wait... >You look at the forehoof Pinkie's been chewing on >You put down the saw and grab the clamp >You start pulling on it, trying to slip it off of her >Holy shit...the blood makes a good lubricant >After a shit ton of straining from both you and her you're able to free her from that clamp. >Thank god you took notice >If you had just gotten on with it you'd of cut off all her legs without even thinking. >You really need to work on that. >You tell her that you no longer have to cut off her limbs and she offers a smile >Then the two of you look at the work she's already done. >You tell her to hold still as best as she can >despite her screams, despite the pain, she holds still for you. >You then use the power saw to cut in to her other legs, not too deep to leave them useless, just enough to get a bit of a blood flow going >Using her blood as lubricant you're able to slip off the rest of the clamps without too much problem. Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Here's Rainbow Dash being silly. I was gonna have Anon on beside her, probably making the same face, but I gotta tell you, drawing the right poses and anatomy for humans is HARD. I think I'll just study on human anatomy more so I get can get Anon to do interesting poses.
Anonymous
>>497301 Where is the hot Rarity stories?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>497721 >you hurry over to the gauss and wrap up her wounds. >You're a bit reluctant to wrap up the part she's already chewed off but you wrap it up just the same. >The intercom speaks yet again >"Congratulations Anon, I didn't think you'd be smart enough to realize how simple it could be. Now tell me what you've learned." "I learned what I'm gonna use on you when I get out of here."
>"Now Anon, please, tell me what you learned." >she's real patient with your outbursts it seems. >You think to yourself for a moment. >"I...I learned...that when a friend is in trouble, to the point of..this, sometimes it takes a good friend to stick with them through their worst moments. That good friend may even be able to help out in a way you never thought possible...and if you work together you can solve their problems together." >"Very good Anon, you pass." >You notice a section of the padded room opens for you. >You're hatred for Twilight burns with 1000 white hot suns right now. >"You're next challenge will be 20 minutes in length, don't worry she's only...a little shy. She'll warm up to you." Anonymous
>>497871 >hot haha no clop fics from me but if you guys are interested I'll post it once I write it.
Albert Reginald
>>497871 >Wake up >Fall out of bed >Knock on the door >It's Rarity >She's smiling >She pulls out a match and a can of gas >She drenches herself in gas and promptly lights herself on fire >The fire burns out "That wasn't what humans would call 'hot', Rarity...and Fluttershy was wrong. Burns aren't my fetish."
>slam the door Fucking Ponies
Anonymous
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>>497900 Send it to the awkward life in Equestria thread
Anonymous
>>497918 I fucking love you.
Post more Rarity stories.
Albert Reginald
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I'm out, gents. I hope to catch the rest of Aether's tale sometime tomorrow...well technically today. It's like 1:18 in the morning, and I gots a new episode of Ponies to catch. Night all.
Anonymous
>>497918 lol'd
is this thread moving from rainbro to fanfic in general?
Anonymous
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>>497893 Went to bed when you finished your last story, wake up to this... aether, what... the... fuck...?
Not saying i'm not liking it, but it's one hell of a jump from clopfic to fucking Saw: pony edition. :D
Anonymous
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>>497978 Nah, just one of the writefags is taking a break from rainbro with some grimdark
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>497893 Don't open the pic up yet
>you pick up Pinkie and put her on your back piggy back style. >Even in her state she lets out a giggle of joy >"I thought humans were supposed to ride p0nies Anon, not the other way around silly." >This Pinkie, always trying to make the best of things. >Too bad you can't smile at this. >The two of you make your way in to the next room. >Like the first room its yet another padded cell type. >Like the first room there's a magenta curtain covering the view >"Ooooh is it a surprise? I like surprises!" >You see there's a small cart on your side of the curtain. You stick Pinkie Pie in it. >"Oh yeah, goin for a cart ride..oww..." >You are really going to let Twilight have it when you get out. >Lo and behold intercom >"Well I'm sure your wondering what's behind this curtain." "No shit."
>Again she ignores you >"Well, I'm sure you remember Fluttershy right? Well I got a good look in to her mind Anon, she doesn't like it when those she loves don't love her back....you've been bad to her Anon...real bad." "Just open up the fucking curtain."
>"Very well, you have twenty minutes. Remember...she can be saved..if you use friendship." >She opens up the curtain >You see a small yellow form pounding her hooves in to something >Fluttershy >You and Pinkie stand there and stare at her for a moment >The more she pounds her hooves the more you see little splotches of blood. >Suddenly she stops >"He...he didn't love me...Angel Bunny didn't love me.." >She turns to the two of you so you can get a good look >Her hooves are smeared with blood >Her mane and tail are a mess >She's staring at you with a furious gaze yet she's smiling. >you look at what she's been hitting. >open spoiler pic Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498121 ...fuck I forgot the spoiler
Anonymous
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>>498129 Awh man, and here I was saying that you couldn't fuck anything up
Aetherrrr
Anonymous
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>>498121 I feel sick reading this, you must be out of your mind writing stuff like this.
... Please continue...
Anonymous
>>498121 ..And nothing of value was lost
Anonymous
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We love you all the same Aether. Looking forward to the next bit with anticipation
Anonymous
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>>498213 And actually I have to agree, I bucking hate Angel Bunny, so frankly I'm not complaining. I'd have done that ages ago if I were fluttershy!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498121 >Dear lord if you weren't so scared you'd shit your pants right now >The stare has taken a backseat to whatever this Fluttershy has on you right now >You can't even fucking move as she slowly makes her way to you. >Your eyes never leave hers...they can't >"HEY! Leave Anon alone meanie!" >Fluttershy turns her attention to Pinkie for a second >that second is all you need. >Bam you're able to move again >You rush forward intent of tackling fluttershy to the ground >Fluttershy turns right back to you. >"Oh no you don't!" >She takes off in to the air and your dumb ass goes sailing under her >You slide right in to what remains of Angel. "Oh....oh god I'm sorry."
>It's a fucking dead animal but you can't help but feel that you've disrespected it in some way >After all, every living thing there is sentient...intelligent. >You're barely to your feet when Fluttershy dive bombs >Her forehooves collide with your chest sending you flying back. >when you hit the ground the air leaves your lungs for a second >Too bad you're not able to move in time. >Fluttershy lands on top of you >the impact makes you think she's cracked rib >You can't focus on that right now, her gnashing teeth are calling your attention. >You grab hold of head to try and stop her from biting you >When the fuck did Fluttershy get canines? >Twilight.... >She's the reason Fluttershy is fucking feral right now. >Fluttershy wrenches her head out of your grip and goes in to bite >Instinctively you bring your arm up to stop her >She happily sinks her teeth in to your exposed fleshy arm >You scream Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>497918 Sorry, I'm late! I have to rush these, haha.
Anonymous
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>>497955 I would fucking KILL for a Rarity story.
Anonymous
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>>498321 No need to rush....please do take your time.
For a gentleman's sake. I like Rarity because she reminds me a lot about me and my vices/emotional conflicts in real life.
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>>498299 Why Can't I stop reading this?
Anonymous
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>>498321 I sure do love the smell of toasted marshmallows.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498299 >You scream and scream >The blood starts running down your arm and on to your shirt >You're frantically hitting fluttershy's snout to get her to let go >It works >she flies off in to the air yet again >you take this time to catch your breath and stand yet again. >Okay, you look around the room for anything >Big mistake, Fluttershy's coming in for another bite >you leap forward, barely missing those chompers >Bam on your feet again >Gotta think of something quick. >Okay, you just gotta pin Fluttershy, if slapping Pinkie worked it should work on Fluttershy too right? >Dumb ass pay attention! >this time Fluttershy hits home >She's bitten in to your shoulder >try as you might you can't get her to let go. >wait a minute Pinkie's trying to tell you something >She's frantically pointing at her eye >Of course! >you take your thumb and jam it in to Fluttershy's left eye >With a roar of pain she lets go. >When you're finally free of her again you realize your objective >Catch this feral fucker >Easier said then done >You spend the next ten minutes making sure your ass doesn't get bit again. >God damn she's fast >Finally an opportunity presents itself >thank god for adrenaline without it your shoulder would be fucked right now and you need that shit if you're gonna keep her still >She dives again, this time you move to the side and she hits the padded floor >You're on top of her before she can fly off again. Anonymous
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>>498299 Damn it this is killing me.
i'ma go play amnesia while i wait for you to finish.
ADONIS
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hahahah!!!! fluttershy went through Iron Will's training too far. she's gone feral (reference to the newest episode)
Anonymous
>>498547 Oh Chris Chan, you so silly....
Anonymous
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>>498547 No.
sorry but not the right thread, while the premise has changed slighty it still has the same rules :anon+rainbro dash.
Anonymous
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>>498435 >Pony Saw Aether this is so fucking good. Like seriously I am enjoying this so much. Do not stop.
Anonymous
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>>498566 10-4 i'll just go back to lurking
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498435 >She really doesn't like this >You have her on her back >She keeps trying to bite your face forcing you to move your body back >Then she tries to get away again when you do >Luckily you're able to pin her down again >But she keeps doing it >the two of you go back and forth like this for a bit. >You contemplate just slamming your knee in to her stomach until she stops >she's tried to fucking rape you all those times its the least she deserves right? >....right? >You think back, like with Pinkie your dumbass thinks back >Aside from Pinkie everyone else in town was scared to death of you >A lot of them ran away when Pinkie brought you to town >one stayed >Fluttershy >She didn't see you as something scary >She saw you as just another animal. >Given your situation she was more than happy to take you in among the rest of the animals she took care of. >the fact that you were on the same level as her as far as intelligence goes let her know you were something more than just an animal >You have to admit your first few months there wouldn't of been possible without Fluttershy's assistance >it was with her help the others started to slowly accept you >Well think of it, you were with the shyest pegasus in town, she seems so defenseless, yet you've never once tried to harm her. This combination was what helped the others see you in a new light. >Come to think of it, one night while you were helping fluttershy out you tripped >when you landed you were pretty much in the position you are right now >It was after that was when things started to change for you. >She started acting differently after that moment. >At first it was cute, she'd leave little flower lying around for you. She'd make your favorite meal at that point in time. She would even go out of her way to make sure you were happy above all else. Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
I see Aether is definitely going through a Grimdark route. I best get drawing. [spoiler Just joking [/spoiler]
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>498602 I didn't really expect myself to successfully spoiler text anyway.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498586 >when it seemed like you weren't going to come around she started getting ballsy >She walked in on you while you showered and tried to get in the shower with you >She wanted to 'scrub your back' she said >you told her no >She insisted, even stepping in to the shower >You freaked out and ran out >And then Rainbow was there to make sure Fluttershy didn't try anything further than that >It was after that Twilight helped you get a new home in town. >everyone had warmed up to you, and you no longer had to worry about getting raped. >wait, she went though all of that trouble after that >If she really wanted to rape you she'd have acted the same way as Applejack, but she didn't! >"She's a little...shy but she'll warm up to you. >"He...he didn't love me...." >"God damn it I'm sick of this fluttershy!" >"Anon...wait...hold on...." >Fucking realization >Fluttershy fucking loves you. >She's wanted you for more than your dick. >She was just going along with Applejack because she felt she wasn't confident enough to try to talk to you alone. >in their schemes she always looked so uncomfortable doing those things. >But she's so damn quiet she wouldn't voice otherwise. Anonymous
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I've been reading all of these stories for a while now and i just got to say, Way to go! Your stories kick bucking ass!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498676 >All she really wants is to let you know you love her >God damn it that realization is cheesy as fuck "Fluttershy..."
>She's still gnashing, trying to bite and get away. "Fluttershy."
>She's still going, she's not stopping Anon "Fluttershy!"
>You stop trying to lean back and she punishes you for it, her teeth sink right in to the fleshy portion between your neck and shoulder, dangerously close to your neck "FLUTTERSHY!"
>You finally grew some balls and yelled >Your sudden yelling startles this feral fuck and she lets go. >She's seems calmer now >She's still growling a little and watching your movements >You don't really care. >You lean in >Fluttershy raises an eye brow and bares her teeth >You don't care, you're ballsy Anon right now, you lean in further >She's pulled her lips back really showing off her canines >You're now an inch away from her. >She's got a real confused look on her face right now >She's stopped growling and she's closed her mouth >Fuck it. >You lean in and bring your lips to hers >You see fluttershy's eyes open wide, then close >The two of you share this kiss for a moment before she opens here eyes again >They're no longer little fucking tiny little beads >The two of you part your lips >"Anon?" >You fucking did it. "I love you Fluttershy."
>She blushes deeply >"Anon I..." "But I don't love you in the same way you love me....maybe in time when I'm more accustomed to you p0nies but for right now I love you as a friend."
>Okay the loss of blood and adrenaline is really starting to get to you now. >You roll over her and pass the fuck out. >Both Pinkie and Flutters shout out your name as you embrace sweet sleep.
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I WANT MOAR RAINBOW AND VINYL AETHER!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498834 Are there any rustled jimmies over that last post? I can't help but feel some rustled jimmies in the universe, maybe its just me idk.
Anonymous
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>>498834 God damn you.
God damn you to hell.
I have so man >feels right now, you beautiful bastard.
Never stop writing.
Anonymous
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Aether, your first grimdark kinda fell flat on its face But this one? I like it, theres something about the "Redeeming" each pone that I find interesting Please, continue good sir
Anonymous
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>>498893 please do go on. you have my full attention
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Any other stories, Aether? I'm hoping to keep track of your next one so I can draw for it!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498915 http://pastebin.com/u/AetherPony I know I keep posting this shit but yeah, here's a list of all the stories I've done thus far under the name Aether the ones I've done as Anon are lost in the annals history.
Anonymous
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>>498937 I mean do you have any more to write right now?
Anonymous
>>498893 dude aether do you still rember the name of the you tube video you linked us to when you did the vinyl scratch. club scene thing
plese help i need to listen to it now now
Anonymous
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Anonymous
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>>498985 >>498984 >>498940 >>498937 Fuckin' shit, thats the second time I've herdminded with you guys in less than five minutes
Anonymous
>>498834 Sweet christ this is good.. Emotionally invoking stuff too.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 13:43:00 No. 499010 Report Ok, I'm awake, but I don't think I'm in any state to start writing yet
Anonymous
>>498994 How is this thread any different from all the other "Life in Ponyville threads?"
Anonymous
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>>499017 Aether's grimdark intermission
Anonymous
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>>499010 take your time bo. and welcome back
Anonymous
>>498985 >>498984 thanks but its neeter of those
if it hepl i think it was on the play list thing if you could just link me to that i could go from there
Anonymous
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I'm still angry that Pinkie lost hooves.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>498834 >>498949 After this yeah? I intend to write another after this I'm wide a fuckin wake
>>498968 wait until after this post
>You wake up later >You've no idea how long you've been out. >You're shirtless >For a second you think this is all a dream and that Fluttershy is about to rape you >when you try to jerk up to attention and tell her off you're fucking body says: 'no sir, sit your happy cowboy ass back down.' >fuck you body >You see that you've been wrapped in gauss and that the bleeding has stopped >"Anon?" >Oh Pinkie's sweet voice >"Anon!" >Fluttershy flutters over to you and lies down next to you >"You're awake...I wrapped you up as best I as I could and stopped the bleeding. I'm so sorry for...for what I did to you." >She's sobbing now >you weakly pick your arm up and run your hand through her mane >She seems to calm down after a bit to your touch and she simply nuzzles your hand. >You smile >Your happy thoughts are cut off when the intercom plays yet again >"Great job Anon, now tell me what you learned about friendship." >Fluttershy speaks >"Twilight, you and I both know he's in no condition to speak. He needs medical attention Twilight!" >No response >"Twilight?" >Twilight ignores her >"So Anon, I'll ask again, what did you learn about friendship?" >with a little help from Fluttershy you're able to get up in to an Indian style seating position. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Anonymous
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Hey, did you guys hear about Rainbow Dash's great grandparents? Turns out a couple of her great grandparents were cousins. So yes, the rumors are true. Rainbow Dash is about 20% inbred.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Anonymous
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>>499059 >>499059 oh hell yes dude thank you soo mutch i had this song stuck in my head and i couldent sleep
you are a bro thanks
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>499040 >"Okay Twilight, here's what I've learned: A true friend is always willing to help you out, no matter what, though that always has to be within reason. Sometimes a friend may do something or say something that you won't be able to comply with, you have to let them know that something like that is unacceptable, a true friend doesn't leave others in the dark...especially when its about a friend's feelings." >"Anon, you certainly amaze me, you pass." >You can't believe Twilight at this point, her lack of enthusiasm is still apparent. >"This marks your halfway point. Im so proud of you that if I were your mother I'd buy you a toy, If I were your teacher I'd give you an A, but I'm neither of those things so I guess you'll have to settle on a job well done." >"How about letting us out instead Twilight?" >Twilight doesn't respond to Pinkie "This is really starting to piss me off, why aren't you answering them when they talk to you?"
>"Your next test awaits Anon, here's a little hint: When somep0ny works they are usually rewarded with the fruit of their labor, but in certain cases their work consumes them, it becomes everything to them. It drives them to keep going until they can no longer move." >The fruits of their labor >....Applejack. Anonymous
>>499228 I'm sorry but... what? it just feels kind of out of place that he'd be willing to work with twilight by giving her what she wants, i.e the friendship lesson. No spitting in her face, no remark on the whole situation just being fucked and having almost nothing to do with "advanced friendship".
Don't get me wrong, i'm enjoying reading this a lot. I just feel like anon is taking the situation a bit too well. Like "oh well this is just twilight going a bit crazy, it'll be over once i'm done with each room".
I'm sorry, i'm probably just nitpicking.
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>>499228 >With Fluttershy's help you're able to stand...somewhat >The loss of blood from Fluttershy's bites have taken their toll. You consider yourself lucky that she's only focused on your left arm, if she'd given wounds to both arms you'd be useless right now. >You kneel to catch your breath, standing feels like a labor in itself >"Anon..." "Fluttershy? Can you push Pinkie's cart?"
>"Y...yes but.." >You're about to speak again when you realize you're going to interrupt her again >"You can't..you can't walk, please just...just take a break at least." "I can't....from the looks of things, Applejack will probably be worse off....besides I can walk just fine."
>You stand and offer Fluttershy a smile. >She smiles sheepishly at you and turns her head >....to angel's corpse >You see her looking at it. "We'll come back for him...we'll give em a proper burial if that helps."
>"I....I'll kill her...for this..." >You're not shocked by this reaction. >With Pinkie in tow the three of you slowly make your way in to the next room >You think you'll see another padded room but instead you see earth >The curtain is orange this time instead of magenta >Again intercom >"This particular test will take you ten minutes....for many reasons." >The way in slams closed >"Do you believe that's air you're breathing in right now? In reality you're breathing in spores produced by a specific plant found in the Everfree Forest. Zecora really knows her horticulture. This particular spore is capable of shutting down the lungs of a creature without damaging anything else. This plant has been exterminated by Celestia due to the obvious afflictions it causes p0nykind...but if one searches they can still find it." "Get to the point Twilight."
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 14:23:00 No. 499519 Report Just got this thread archived. Anyone have any idea why the mods at chanarchive are so pissed that they mark rainbro dash threads for deletion?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>499422 You're working with twilight because from earlier interactions she won't answer you if it isn't what she's looking to hear. You realize that your friends are in danger of destroying themselves and you want to get them out of this as soon as possible. If playing along speeds up the process of rescuing them so be it.
Anonymous
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>>499519 I'll vote up to help archive it. I have no idea what is going on with the mods.
Anonymous
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Well that Awkward Life in Equestria thread has been disappointing so far.
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>>499513 >She still ignores you >the curtain parts to show Applejack >She's bucking a tree in the center of the room >This tree has a single apple >no matter how hard she bucks she's unable to make it fall >From the way she's breathing you can tell she's probably been doing this for a while. >You look over her body >Her hooves seem worn from labor and they've been bleeding quite a bit >She looks like she's been trying to buck this one apple for days judging from the bags under her eyes >"She's fairly gullible. I informed her that if she didn't buck this apple then I'd kill you. Ha, can you really believe she thought I was that barbaric?" >You can hear Twilight giggling over the speaker >You want to tell her off but the site of Applejack trying her damndest to get the apple is stopping you from doing so. >"She's also under the impression that if anyone helps her then she'll never be allowed to leave. I'm sure you're also wondering why I'm telling you all this while she's right here. Applejack is really absorbed in her work as you can see. She won't notice you unless you pry her away from that tree, but if she collapses you will definitely lack the ability to buck the apple from the tree." "What does this have to do with anything?"
>"Your job is to help her buck the apple from the tree within the time provided. If you fail all of you die here and now. I'll find new subjects...maybe I'll get Macintosh and Cherilee in on this." >Oh hell no not your Brokintosh >"I suggest getting started now, because now I'll be really letting the spore in. Your time starts....now!" >you hear hissing above you >Fuck. Anonymous
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Loving it Aether. Keep it going!
Anonymous
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>>496216 Kinda late answer here.
It was getting quite long for a Rainbro story, so I understand why you'd want to kill it, But I personally would have liked to see where the story was headed.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh cool, Rainbro dash thr->Clopfics as far as the eye can see >Shitty stories that don't even have RD in them Wow, what the fuck happened?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>499705 >Without hesitating you make your way to Applejack. "Applejack!"
>She doesn't hear you, she's too busy bucking the tree. >You grab her hooves after her failed buck attempt and she finally takes notice of you >"Anon?" >You look up at the apple >"Oh no Anon, ya'll ain't helpin me with this. Ah gotta do this mahself." "Applejack I'm not in the mood for this shit right now."
>You ram your good shoulder in to the tree. >You feel a set of hooves hit your gut and you fly back a bit >"Ah said ya'll ain't helpin me!" >You stand, your good arm holding the spot she bucked. >You charge toward the tree >God damn it Applejack >She tackles you and pins you down to the ground >She's staring in to your eyes with the same look the previous two mares gave you >"Ah'm gonna buck this apple and you ain't gonna stop meh!" >You try to get up but she keeps you pinned. >Fuck times ticking. >"If somep0ny tries to block...show em that you rock!" >Bam! >Fluttershy flies in and tackles Applejack off of you. >You give Flutters a thumbs up and get right back to ramming your shoulder in to that tree. >Applejack sees your work and immediately pushes Fluttershy off of her >"Ah said!" >Suddenly Pinkie Pie >Using her...whatever it is she's appeared in front of Applejack, blocking her path >Applejack stops and takes a good look at Pinkie...mainly her missing hoof >"Sugar cube! What happened to yer hoof?!" >"No time, buck apple!" >Pinkie, despite missing a hoof, despite having cuts along her other hooves, helps you buck by ramming her head in to the tree when you ram your shoulder in to it. >Fluttershy sees what's goin on and hurries over to help >Now all three of you are trying your hardest to buck the apple. the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 14:58:00 No. 499954 Report Quoted By:
Day 9001 in Ponyville. The very second you wake up, you know something is not right. You open your eyes, and the princesses Celestia and Luna are staring at you. The very sight of this makes you jump, and you fall out of bed, on your face. For once, you are thankful you went to bed clothed last night. "Anon." You hear Celestia say. "Are you Ok?" "Yes, thank you princess. You just startled me is all." "My apologies, Anon. Judging from all the cider bottles around your house, I'd say you had a good night?" Celestia is smirking for some reason. "Well, if I could remember it, that would help." You are suddenly overcome by a wave of pain from your stomach. The two pegasi jump out of the way as you barrel towards the bathroom and emtpy your stomach. Luna takes Celestia into the living room and waits for you to regain yourself before you head downstairs. When you finally do, the two pegasi look worried at you. "Oh, my. Are you ok?" Luna spoke in a nervous tone. "Trust me princess, I have expirence with doing that. Thank you for your concern." You do your best to reassure the two, but you fail.
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>>499866 >You thank your lucky stars Applejack is quick to respond to help. >Right when the three of you are about to try again she adds her hooves in to the mix >all four of you hit the tree simultaneously >fuck yeah the apple finally falls! >As soon as it hits the ground your exit opens >Not a lot of time left and Applejack after finishing her task seems to have shut down. >Fuck it. you don't give a fuck if it hurts your shoulder right now you pick up that earth pony and put her over your shoulder and run as fast as your legs can carry you >You run in to the clean air followed shortly by Fluttershy and Pinkie in her cart >The way you came in shuts behind you. >"Wow, the four of you were able to come to terms with that faster than I thought, I figured I'd have to line up other ponies. I feel kinda nice so I'll let you have a moment's reprieve." "Oh thank you Twilight I'm so god damn appreciative you fucking cunt!"
>she doesn't respond >"Anon...what does 'cunt' mean?" "Don't worry about it Flutters."
>"Oh...okay..." >Oh god why did you put Applejack on your bad shoulder you stupid fuck? >You set her down as gingerly as you can, then bitch and moan about your shoulder a bit. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>500023 >When Applejack wakes up she's obviously curious as to just what the hell has been going on. >The three of you catch her up to speed over what's occurred up until the point that she passed out. >"Ah'm mighty grateful for yer help guys...ah thought ah woulda learned last applebuck season when ah worked maself to tha bone.....Ah'm a lil thick headed." "A little?"
>She's about to say something in response but your pale pathetic form makes her keep her comment to herself. >Soon Twilight's voice is heard yet again >"Before we begin I'll go ahead and exempt you from explaining what you've learned in that last room considering I've already assisted with something similar in the past. This last test will either be the easiest or the hardest for you Anon, also you won't have the luxury of having the others help you. This is between you and your RainBRO." >Suddenly the red curtain in front of you opens to reveal Rainbow. >She's chained up in a similar fashion that Pinkie was in the first room except she's got her forehooves above her head along with being offered no room to move. >Your attention is called to the two cylindrical metal objects that are currently covering her wings. >"Those are a little something I cooked up for this test. You can call this the ultimate bro test Anon. If you would please direct your attention to the mannequin on your right?" >You comply, seeing a mannequin with the same type of cylindrical objects on its hooves. >"Now please watch this demonstration, its imperative that you do." the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 15:21:00 No. 500255 Report Fucking 4chan spam detection
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 15:24:00 No. 500296 Report >>500255 Won't let me post the rest.
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Why am I thinking of that fanfic we all know about right now?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>500231 >You hear two beeps >Suddenly both hooves are cut clean off of the mannequin. >The metal objects that housed them make a low clunking noise as they hit the ground and roll a bit. >Both you and Rainbro gasp at this. >you turn back to Rainbow >You know that if you don't play this exactly how Twilight wants you to your bro will never fly again. >"I'm glad you see the severity of the situation Anon, now here's the rules of this final test: stick your arm in to the hole in the wall next to the mannequin." >Suddenly a small section of the wall drops to reveal a hole just big enough for your entire arm to fit in to. >You know what's going on now, she doesn't even have to finish explaining. >It's either your arm or Dash's wings. >"If you put your arm in to this hole the objects holding Rainbow's wings will be unlocked, leaving her wings untouched.....I'm afraid the same can't be said of your arm. If it offers solace it doesn't matter which arm you choose, I suggest the one that you don't write with honestly." >You want to offer a comeback, you really do...but this entire dilemma....you can't say a word. Anonymous
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>>500353 The ULTIMATE Bro test...
Shit just got real.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 15:35:00 No. 500455 Report >>500402 There isn't one use of the word p0ni in the whole thing
Anonymous
>>500455 Throw it in pastebin and put up a link, I guess. That's what I do when I get the spam message and I don't know why.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 15:37:00 No. 500495 Report Quoted By:
>>500479 I'm going to start a new one. I don't know where that one was going anyway.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 15:39:00 No. 500525 Report Quoted By:
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>>500353 >"I'll allow you as much time as you need Anon." >Twilight's end goes silent >You look to your bro, then back to the hole in the wall >Your gaze hits the mares around you. >none of them are looking you in the eye except for Pinkie >"Anon...do what you think is right..." >You think to yourself, letting Pinkie's words play in your head for a bit. >Your thoughts drift back to all the times you've spent with Dash over your stay here in Ponyville. >All the days spent hanging out >Running around, getting in to trouble >Saving your sorry ass from rape attempts >She's always been there for you >Sacrificing time out of her life for you >All because she's your bro >You've asked her this tons of times before, why she always wants to help you out, why she always saved you or took time out of her life to hang with you. >She'd always answer with a brohoof and all would be clear >no words would have to be said. >Just like now. >Rainbow still voices her opinion regardless >"Twilight.....do it." >wha? >"Go ahead and do it, cut em off I don't care....just...Anon's had enough...please don't make him do this....buck the wonderbolts...buck flying...." >What.a.mother.fucking.bro.jay.mawfawkin.peg >For the first time tonight Twilight actually answers somep0ny when they talk to her. >"How very admirable of you Rainbow, you really are his bro aren't you? I'm afraid that decision isn't up to you, it's up to Anon. So, what will it be Anon? Your arm, or her wings?" The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>500527 Popcorn enhances the experience.
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>>500527 >keep arm >buck wings Now you'll actually be able to make her race fairly.
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>>500527 >You smile and look to your bro. >she's got tears flowing down her face while she stares back >She's given you so much....its time to give her something in return. >You offer your bad arm up for one last air brohoof. >You accept the fact that she can't brohoof back. >You make your way over to the hole. >"Don't do it Anon! Take my wings! I don't need em!" >She bawling at this point. >"Please!" >You smile and shake your head >you've made your way to the hole and you're about to stick your bite covered arm in to it. "Damn.......this really sucks. Hey Dash?"
>"Huh?" "When you get in to the wonderbolts and beat all their asses at their own game, when ya got em eating outta your hooves...I want you to give me free fucking tickets to your shows. Ya hear me?"
>She doesn't respond >Damn you suck at things like this. "Come on Dash, better give me those free tickets bro."
>Despite her crying she nods "Good."
>You stick your arm in to that hole like a sir >You wait "Twilight I've made my choice, you can take this mangle fuckin arm of mine."
>"As you wish Anon." >The cylinders holding Dash's wings unlock and fall off, leaving them untouched as Twilight said. >You close your eyes and await your fate. >Luckily its nearly painless >You don't register the pain yet but the blood now freely flowing from your now lost appendage is apparent. >Fuck it wasn't a bluff >Your last thoughts before you pass out from blood loss is that at least your bro will get to live out her dream. >Blackout. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>500664 From a realistic stand point there would be some hesitation. She can be my best bro, and even if I would be more than willing to loose my arm for her, there would be a lingering fear of the impending pain of a cold blade lancing through your arm, severing tendons and smashing through bone, to think about.
Things like this are always easier said than done. Fear is a powerful emotion, and it is often well founded - especially in this case. Given the injuries that anon has sustained, he might be loosing more than his arm. Bleeding out could easily destroy him.
Could he receive a blood transfusion in Equestria, for example?
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>>500732 Ya know, the sensible thing would have been to try and tie off the arm above where the cut would have been before sticking the arm in.
Anonymous
>>500737 What if Twilight promises it's a warm blade?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>500732 >You've no idea how long you've been out >You've no idea why your ass is still alive >But somehow it is. >You start to stir >"Guys he's waking up!" >You hear the sound of a bunch of hooves crowd around you. >you open your eyes praying that it was just a dream >When you turn and see that your arm is no longer there you no longer question the validity of your situation. >You just sacrificed a part of yourself to make sure your bro could live out her dreams. >You are such a fucking bro >When you get a good look at your surroundings you notice you're in a bed. >Your gauss has been reapplied and now covering your arm. >You've got a few needles sticking in to the veins of your remaining arm. >You see a few bags of odd glowing liquid being pumped in to you at a steady drip. >moving your head in itself is a hassle >Fucking Twilight >When your view comes in to focus you see Rainbow and the others standing around you. >Rainbow's fighting to hold back her tears. >You finally speak up "......about those free tickets....."
>when you speak your bro wraps you up in a hug, as does Applejack and Fluttershy. >You turn your head to see Pinkie in a bed next to you, her wounds all re wrapped as well "....Hey Pinkie?"
>"Yeah Anon?" "....I'd applaud for your speedy recovery but as you can see I'm a little short on hands.
>The two of you share an awkward laugh >"It's okay...I'd give you a standing ovation but as you can see I'm a hoof short!" >The two of you start laughing again >that Pinkie pie always knows how to lighten the mood. >The other mares aren't amused. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Anonymous
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>>500968 I feel clever for finding your response rather quickly
Anonymous
>>500918 ...where'd Rarity go?
Anonymous
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>>501016 She's too awesome to get caught like that.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>500918 >You turn back to your missing part and examine it as best as you can in your situation >Judging by the way your wrapped up the blade took about half your shoulder with it. >Fuck now you can't even get a proper massage. >next thought on your mind "Where are we?"
>"When ya did yur lil stunt a door opened up. We dragged yer sorry behind through. It had all this fancy mumbo jumbo set up fer you an Pinkie. So Fluttershy bein who she is hooked ya'll up as best she could, ah reckon she could be a nurse." >You thank Fluttershy >Her response is of course blush and hide her face behind her made. >God damn is that cute. >"It's good to see you're finally up Anon." >Another.fucking.intercom. >"So, what did you-" "Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for your friends. It's not always going to be easy, and you won't always end up the same afterwards, but a true friend is willing to sacrifice anything to help his friends.....anything."
>"Very good Anon. Now for the moment you've all been waiting for....get Anon and Pinkie in to their wheelchairs and send em on through the next room." >You've no idea what they've got pumping in to you but you're able to move somewhat. >you get in to a sitting position and wait for your wheelchair, luckily the bags are on a mobile rack so they can move with you. >After you and Pinkie are situated Rainbow wheels you in to the next room as Fluttershy does the same for Pinkie. >After the five of you are in the next room the door shuts behind you. >This time you realize....you're in the library. >You see a single purple unicorn standing before your group. >"I'm glad to see you passed." Anonymous
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We're up to about 390 posts. In about 100 posts, we should probably make another thread. Oh, also, please don't fill up the thread with reposts or at least not with reposts of the last thread. Just link it in the OP and be done with it or the reposts already make a huge impact on the bump limit.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>501051 I'm assuming that there's a really good reason that the able bodied don't just jump her ass.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>501051 >In your weakened state you can't do anything. >The others stand there and stare daggers at her >Why aren't the others immediately going after her >Oh yeah....if she was able to start all of this then she'll probably be able to stop Fluttershy and the others...cause she's fucking magic. >fuck unicorns, fuck magic, fuck Twilight >"Anon, I'm sure you're wondering as to why I started this little test." >You nod. >"You see I got a letter from Princess Celestia a few days ago. Within her letter she stated that I was to start the test for elements of harmony...and you...in 'Advanced Friendship.' She wanted to make sure that you were ready for anything....and I mean anything....she had me set up this little te-" >You can't stand it anymore. "Are you telling me....that this whole week you've gone around and kidnapped your own friends....just to put them through this?!"
>"Oh no Anon this spans longer than just a week. I said that she gave me permission to START the test a few days ago...but the entire thing was in the works for much longer than that." "...how much longer?"
>"Let's answer this with a round of obvious questions: One, the day you arrived in Equestria, the location of your landing just so happened to be near the Everfree forest where Pinkie was currently leaving. We just had a party for Zecora considering that day was her birthday....who do you think told Pinkie that the day you arrived was her birthday? Next question: That same day Fluttershy had to leave Zecora's party early because her animal's food supply had run dangerously low, she just so happened to meet you and Pinkie there at the market when she brought you in. I knew Fluttershy would be fascinated by you....so who do you think hid the animal's food? Anonymous
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>>501229 Anon, kill this bitch.
Do it for her.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>501229 >No.. >"That day that you 'accidentally' fell on Fluttershy, who do you think pushed you? there was nothing on your path that would make that happen. Who do you think helped Fluttershy come to terms with her feelings for you after that moment? Who told her that she should try to take what she wants most? That day she tried to take you in the shower who do you think had Rainbow Dash go over to Fluttershy's cottage so I could tell you about the house I picked out for you and thus save you from that first attempted 'rape'? >Twilight is starting to pace at this point >"After that incident who do you think gave Fluttershy all those ideas? She was going to give up after you left and I wouldn't have that. How about this, when I had you take a job carrying apples around for the apple family, who do you think told Applejack that humans were a great form of stress relief? The element of honesty is the most gullible after all. After she failed who do you think gave her plans to take you along with Fluttershy? Applejack here is too stupid to come up with something on her own. Hell lets turn it up, how does Rainbow always know when Fluttershy and Applejack will strike next? Tell me Anon. Oh no wait I'm not done yet....who do you think brought you to Equestria in the first place? You think it was an accident Anon....your entire life, along with the others, up to this moment has been playing in my hooves the entire time. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>501365 >*your entire life in equestria Fucking tired and my mistakes.
Anonymous
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>>501389 Nevermind your mistake, i understand that you are tired but please! It's so goddamn thrilling right now!
This is the first MLP fanfic i'm reading but god, you're a wizard i love this story! :D
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>501365 MOAAAAAR
MOAR
MOAR
GOD DAMN IT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
MOAR
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>501365 >You say nothing >You can't say anything >This....this entire time...all those days you've chilled with your Rainbro, the days were Applejack and Fluttershy would try to rape you...all those days you've been in Equestria spending time with all of them was pre planned?! >"Also Anon, the reason why none of you are going to try anything is because I'm already prepared for it.....what's really going to happen is that you guys are going to leave the library, and the entire incident will be forgotten. You will be free to live your lives as you were...under my watchful eye." >Twilight turns to use her magic to open the door for your group. >None of you can say anything, even Pinkie Pie is at a loss for words...there is one that speaks though >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" >Princess Celestia is standing in the doorway to the outside. >"P....Princess?!" >Celestia makes her way inside like a fucking sir. >Her radiance, her aura makes you feel a bit sick given your condition >The way she's staring now, is not one of joy or pleasure, its of pure disgust >And all that stare is focused on none other than Twilight Sparkle. Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>501515 goddamn I am ready for some righteous anger and justice on Twilight after reading this, MOAR good sir!
Anonymous
>>501515 urgh.
fine, make me hate twilight just before her episode starts why not.
fuck...
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>501602 chill, bro. I still loved Pinkie Pie after I read cupcakes.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>501515 >"I..I've prepared them as you've asked Princess." >Celestia's eye seems to twitch for a moment. >"Twilight.....why did you do this?" >"Huh?" >"I told you why I wanted Anon to be brought here....I watched him live out his life on Earth....that disgusting place...such corruption seems to be ineffective on him and others like him. I felt that he needed a chance at a second life. That's why I had you bring him here! Anon deserved to be in a place where no one would judge him for who or what he was....I was hoping you'd share my ideals, but apparently I was wrong. I wanted him to be welcomed here so that way we could bring others like him here, to provide them with an escape from such evil! I never sent you a letter describing a 'test' to be taken. How DARE you use ME for your games! I took you away from canterlot so you could make friends and instead you use me and them for some sick twisted game?!" >Celestia is flying at this point, her horn is aglow and the elements of harmony are circling around her. >"You are not worthy your element." >Twilight shrinks away from her teacher, then her gaze turns to you. >Twilight bursts in to flames like she's some fucking rapidash and she charges towards you, her hate filled eyes long to see your demise. >Before she can even make it half way she's consumed within the element's light. Anonymous
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>>501669 Ok, now I'm betting on discord being involved
...or that she's just a bitch.
Anonymous
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Dammit, I can't go to bed until you finish!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>501669 >Soon the light dissipates and Twilight is gone. >Celestia, walks further in to the library and shuts the door. >She then looks out of the window out on the second floor of the library >"Maybe in 1000 years you'll learn from your mistakes....my student...and hopefully so shall I." >You use the only arm you have to wheel your ass over to Celestia and see that there' s a new formation on the moon in the shape of a very familiar unicorn. >Celestia then turns to you. You feel so small compared to their goddess >As she's looking you over her face turns from the disgust she had for Twilight, to horror. >She's obviously noticed your missing limb >You can see tears pooling at her eyes as she gazes over your broken form. >"I....I'm so sorry Anon..." >Celestia, their goddess, fucking kneels down to your level before you asking for forgiveness. >Even though you've been a subject under her rule for a short time compared to others you can tell with how she presents herself that she cares for all of her subjects deeply. >unlike what you've grown up with, those in a position of power on your world would seek to use it against you....but not her, not Celestia. >Even though you feel its a big wrong to be doing this you wrap your one arm around Celestia's neck and assure her that this isn't her fault in any way. Anonymous
>>501811 I havn't slept in a full 24 hours. I don't even fucking need to anymore.
Gentleman and a scholar don't even describe you, sir.
You're a goddamn legend.
Anonymous
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>>501811 YOU HAVE HER NOW!
SNAP IT! SNAP IT HARD!
Anonymous
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>>496216 If you don't get it done count me in the casualities. Can't do with the super fucked up ending you left me with ò_ò
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>501811 >after all is said and done the she stands before you. >She apologizes to you for not having a regenerative spell ready for your species but assures you that she'll have one ready by weeks end. >What she is able to do however is heal you of whatever ails you >When she's done you feel as good as new, despite the missing limb. >Pinkie comes bounding up to you, as do the others. >All of you share a group hug. >As celestia turns to take her leave says one last comment >"As Princess of Canterlot I swear I'll make this right to you all....Anon, please stay at the library for the night, Spike could use the company." >In a blinding flash of light she's gone. >The others hug you and say their good nights and make their way back to their respective homes. >Dash stays >You look over to your cyan bro and she looks back at you >Despite all that's happened she still delivers a hoof to your gut "What was that for?"
>"For being an idiot and getting your arm cut off!....But still...thanks....you really are my best friend." >The two of you share a brohoof >As the two of you brohoof neither of you notice the shadow at the edge of the library, nor do you see its crazy red eyes peering down at the two of you. You also can't hear beyond your own world. >"Hmm....Celestia is sooo heartbroken over this she'll be so easy to manipulate it won't even be an effort....and Anon here is without an arm.....how delightfully chaotic.... >END Well for those of you who are still with me thanks for being with me on this wild ride. And I hope you guys will enjoy the sequel. Shit is about to get so real you motherfuckers don't even know...
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>501840 Thanks man, I try to provide you guys with a great reading experience with enough detail to put you right in the action. I hope I did well.
Also this story is up on my pastebin called: Advanced Friendship: Learning is Magic 1
Anonymous
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Oh, fuck you Discord...
Anonymous
>>501961 Epic Story, Epic Ending(?)!
Thank you good sir for posting even though you were tired. Will you upoald this story somewhere? I might want to read it again later sometime.
Anyway, thanks again and keep the good work coming! :)
Anonymous
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>>496394 You plan to write that out?
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Anonymous
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I don't have much to say, except;
>>501840 ditto
Anonymous
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Aether, thank you for that awesome story! Same goes to Shermanator, Leucine, and rain in the morning. This anon had a great night of reading and is finally going to sleep.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>502042 the stories that get the most positive feedback (Spin the Bottles Series and soon to be AFLiM Series) will be made in to fanfics by yours truly. I hope you guys will continue to stay with me and the others in the RainBRO dash thread for many days to come.....for now I gotta sleep....dear lord someone post the episode up on the thread too please so I have something good to watch when I wake up.
Anonymous
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FINALLY I CAN GO TO SLEEP. So worth it.
Anonymous
Rainbow Wonder !boltVADD0Y
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hey gys sorry i didnt respond sooner but its hard to find a computer here. this is really neat!! anon hasnt found it yet so i guess its okay. but this is hard for me to ask but could you write somethin where dash has to save anon from a hydra then he says how much he loves her???? oh and the wonderbolts want to recruit her because she destroyed a hydra!! cause thatd be awesome!!!!! thanks again guys!!
Anonymous
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>>502096 ....and thanks to the fact that this pony is a self-absorbed business pony, Rarity (aka best pony) stayed home and made dresses/suits, avoiding the whole fiasco together.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>502082 is.....is it wrong if I masturbated to your story?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 19:05:00 No. 502950 Report Quoted By:
>>502936 Not dead, just... inactive
Anonymous
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>>502444 The clop? No.
The Grim? Yes.
>rope
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goto job bump stay classy
Anonymous
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>>501961 That fucking story line... Donotfuckingcry.jpg
looking forward to the sequel.
Atlas
Jesus Christ.. I go away for a few hours to sleep, wake up at 5 AM and Twilight SAWkle it the FIRST thing I see from Æther. I'm sorry, I just had to do it.>It's so terrible.
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...my heart died reading your story aether. ...that FEEL ...how can you write like this? ...it makes all of my progress look like a sham...
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 19:46:00 No. 503391 Report Atlas
>>503391 The sad part, I still still sleepy as fuck before I read this.
I didn't need to sleep anyway.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 19:58:00 No. 503532 Report Quoted By:
>>503441 Nobody really needs sleep......
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 20:02:00 No. 503569 Report Anonymous
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>>501961 what ever happened to rarity?
Atlas
>>503569 Now I'm tempted to respond.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 20:52:00 No. 504114 Report >>504077 I DARE YOU
Just try and rustle my jimmies
Atlas
>>504114 Wading through the Sea of empty Mountain Dew bottles trying to locate my microphone.
>not being able to find it is rustling my jimmies. the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 20:55:00 No. 504141 Report >>504134 Oh, I lol'd.
I don't have a proper one.
I'm using the one that came with dj hero.
I'm a cheap motherfucker
Atlas
>>504141 mine is this little plug in for my Triton Headset. The mic is amazing, but small and easily losable.
(I can loose anything.)
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 20:58:00 No. 504184 Report >>504169 >I can lose anything I know that fucking feel bro.
But,
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06yFrRjB6Al Atlas
>>504184 >>504184 I lost my Cello once. I don't know how you even do that.
OH SWEET I FOUND A P0NY.
>Rarity? the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 21:11:00 No. 504321 Report Quoted By:
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>504260 You have a woman's hands, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm.
Atlas
>>504331 >>504331 I cannot begin to tell you how often I get that.
I work with paints and charcoal a lot, so I have some seriously soft hands. But what I lack in rugged hands I make up for with arms the size of my head. Bitches love arms.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 21:23:00 No. 504479 Report >>504442 No, bitches love fisting
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>504442 Ha ha ha- huuuu! You have a woman's head, milord! I'll wager that skull was never hollowed out and used as a mug for a savage's coffee.
Atlas
>>504479 >>504479 Nigga please, A woman loves it when you can lift her in the air with ONE ARM.
besides, if I had big manly hands it would be very difficult for me to play my cello, violin, and to paint.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 21:29:00 No. 504580 Report >>504563 I don't fancy painting, but i do play piano, drums, keyboard, and guitar. Forgot ukulele and bass though
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>504523 And you have a woman's pair of arms, milord! I'll wager those twigs have never been lashed across a boat to keep it from splittin' in half in the middle of a
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>504563 Apologies if I took this too far, t'was all meant in good cheer. I admire someone who's artistic.
>>504580 Or musical. I've taken up the mandolin. Shit's so ballin'.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 21:34:00 No. 504647 Report Quoted By:
Atlas
>>504625 >>504580 I know it's all in good fun. I'm about to post a picture of my HORRID proportions so you can see why I laugh with you.
>I have tiny hands. >I feel like the whopper guy >pic related the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 21:44:00 No. 504838 Report Quoted By:
>>504788 Fair enough. I know people who look like that.
Atlas
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>>504788 >tiny hands >big-ish everything else >Wat? Atleast my jimmies remain unrustled.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 22:06:00 No. 505175 Report Have you found the mic yet?
Atlas
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>>505175 NO. And my jimmies are THOROUGHLY rustled.
Atlas
>>505175 I JUST FOUND IT.
GODS BE PRAISED.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 22:12:00 No. 505275 Report Atlas
>>505275 now I don't know what to say.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 22:16:00 No. 505342 Report >>505330 P0nies don't NEED to sleep. Do you need to sleep?
I NEVER want to go to sleep. NEVER EVAR EVAR
Atlas
>>505342 I'm actually thinking of doing a dramatic reading of one of the stories. I've been told I have an 'epic' voice.
Anonymous
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 22:30:00 No. 505605 Report >>505535 I originally thought that, but I don't want to end up reading a clop fic aloud
Atlas
>>505605 Ego is something you can easily get rid of if you're me.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 22:39:00 No. 505800 Report Quoted By:
>>505744 It's not my ego, I just don't live by myself
Anonymous
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>>502444 I lost my pony-virginity on his first clopfic (no, not the birthday party, the one before that, with just Dash).
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>505859 >I can't control it, HONEST Anonymous
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>>496328 You're forcing me to speak up once again Aether.
I felt many feels...
I'm looking forward to the AFLiM series
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
whoa whoa whoa whoa, I'm surprised no one wrote after my happy ass went to go master- I mean sleep, yeah sleep. Also when the sequel starts turns out Rarity was in canterlot the whole time. Twilight brought here there so she could work on a dress for the princess...which was a lie. and with rarity being rarity instead of returning home immediately she decided to mingle with the rich pones.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 23:15:00 No. 506506 Report >>506410 If you wanted, I could read it aloud on vocaroo
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>506506 I ain't gonna stop ya. So....where the hell is Leucine, Dashieis, Fitanon, and the others? haven't seen em all day.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 23:19:00 No. 506587 Report >>506545 Well, they left early, and haven't been back since.
I don't know if they will be coming back
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>506587 If that's the case I'll be more than willing to pour out more stories for you guys.
...MOAR GREENTEXTS!!
>>489758 "no dash, I'm serious. I've missed you so much."
>you pause, her face redder and her wings are extending. >her wings interrupt your train of thought. "what's with your wings, dash?"
>"Um... I-I need to do that sometimes to... Um... To... To to keep the muscles loose! Yeah, I need to keep them loose so I have to flex them every once and a while." >her stumbling for an explanation causes you to question her excuse. But its rainbow dash, for all you know about her training it could be true. "well... Okay then. But I was about to say something... What was it... It was about missing you..."
>you can't seem to form many thoughts still, your brain must have suffered some damage from lack of oxygen. >you remember. "Oh yeah! I've been dreaming about you."
>RD's wings get stiffer, and practically her whole face is red. >wait, what did you just tell her? >"r-really? ...What happens..?" >you just told her you dream about her! Why the fuck did you say that!? "W-well..."
>come on, you can turn this around... "It's just the two of us."
>there's an odd look in her eye that you recognize but can't place. >wait, can you fucking think before you speak!?!? "A-and... We ...uh, hang."
>"...hang?" she's disappointed, but it only shows a bit in her voice. "yeah, you know, booze and movies like we always do."
>there's a bit of a smile on her face, but it's a bit forced. >"no, we always do movies And Then booze." >you smile. "yeah, or else we'd never remember anything we've seen!"
>she smiles wide. >"it's not my fault you can't drink as much as me!" >ego time. "let's put that to the test."
>"anytime!" the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Sat 10 Mar 2012 23:24:00 No. 506706 Report Quoted By:
>>506643 >>506643 And i shall read them.
I am also sick, so i sound weird.
Anonymous
>>506643 Fuckin' go, bro! I stayed up until 7am when I had an appointment at 11, just to read your shit. Becoming quite a fan, myself. :3
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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I suppose I can no longer put off wrapping up this winter of sexual discontent. Kid got this.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>506740 it'll probably seem familiar
>Be in Ponyville >Be 7am >Be having to go to an appointment in Canterlot >Fucking Ponyville so god damn far away >Twilight's fuckin awesome, she let you borrow her balloon today. >Fuck if it isn't going slower than a god damn snail >Least there's not flutterrape >God damn it your happy ass spoke too soon. >Fluttershy is flying right next you you blind fuck >"H...hey Anon...why're you all alone up here. Here let me keep you company.." "No God damn it fluttershy!"
>Blue blur outta fuckin nowhere knocks Fluttershy away from your balloon >mayday mayday goin down! >HA! take that Sluttershy >Cyan bro got your back >Brohoof like a sir >"So whatcha doin Anon?" "Goin to Canterlot for my appointment"
>"Lame. So booze and movie after?" "You mean movie and booze?"
>"Oh celestia how could I be so wrong. What would I do without you Anon?" "Be 20% lamer."
>"I see what you did there." >Hoof to side >"I'll be seein ya." >Rainbro takes off in to the sky Whatabro.jpeg
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>>506702 >Random idea. >you jump towards Rainbow, tackling her. "NOW!"
>somehow that tackle turns Ito a wrestling match, and dash, still in peak phisical condition, is mopping the floor with you. The only thing that's kept you going is that you're way more flexible and therefore maneuverable than her. >you both come to a stop with dashie pinning you down, her hind legs wrapped around your legs to keep them still and her front hooves pressing your arms against the ground. >you're both panting, and you've got a smile on your face. >every second it seems to sink in more that she's back. >you see she looking at you with a smug grin on her face. >"you're not a match for me at all." >you laugh at her out of breath taunting. "yeah, I'm really not miss i-can't-outrun-anon-so-I'll-cheat-and-fly."
>she playfully punches you, still pinning you down. >"well I don't have legs as long as yours!" "yeah, yeah..."
>you calm down, and look her in the eyes. Those wonderfully bright eyes. >you suddenly become aware of the fact that the back of your mind is beig a real pervert. >oh god that's your bro, stop it mind! >she makes a noise that seems to ask 'what is it?' "I ...think it's time to see who can drink who under the table."
(is that the right way to use that saying?
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>It almost looks like she's going to ram the town but then she's always going for the big entrances >Of course Dash just alights gently next to you before assuming the position in a seat opposite you >Why the hell is she grinning so widely even >"So? How did last night go? You get any..." >She stands again and makes a number of lewd gestures with her hips and hooves >And sounds with her mouth >The ponies around are no longer ignoring you >"Yeah about that, she was just in it for the sex." >"Duh! You're a human and she's a mare, what else were you expecting?" >"Maybe getting to know her, growing to love her, get married, maybe take her maidenhead on our honeymoon if I finally get that sex dungeon built in time..." >Thankfully she's not blushing at the joke this time but she does seem quite amused >"Pfft, you sound like a little filly. Guess I'll have to find somep0ny else to go get drinks with. And to think they just got the good stuff in. The kind you can drown a bad dates sorrows with..." >She's got her wings spread and looks about to take off >"Then I guess you don't want to hear me console myself with all the tales of my sexual conquests before coming to Equestria..." >She stops just a few feet off the ground, wings snapping to rigid attention >Oh yeah, you still know how to shock her >"Whoah, dude! Let's not say anything we might regret here. You know there's only one guy I wanna drink with, right?" >Goddamn is it tempting to ask her if that's because she now wants you to get into her panties but you did make a bromise to knock that shit off, come on dicktard
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507283 The field is always too long.
>This was pretty much the best idea Dash has ever had >You've been enjoying regaling her in extremely gruesome detail every girl you've ever desecrated - even if most were made up - and your future plans to make a name for yourself as a great despoiler of pony sexual sensibilities >"But... fuck, this-this'll come... what about... about you?" >Dash slams the shot glass back down but slowly looks up to you, cheeks still red >"Me?" >"Yeah! You-you gotta have some stories, man." >"Oh... yeah..." >She's looking pretty down for some reason >Maybe... of course! >The whole reason she hates those sex jokes is obviously because she's had bad luck with it >That really helps you stop feeling like a complete ass >"Dash... no... bro, it's... it's fine, I understand!" >Her wings snap up again as does her head >Did she just spontaneously sober up? >"Y-you do?" >"Sure I do! C'mon, let's blow this joint and head back to my place! We can have some real fun there." >Oh yeah, that's put the smile back on her lips Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507309 >Fun, as usual, meant some cheap action flicks and getting cosy on the couch >Dash had actually started to press herself up against you >That was okay, though, even bros need a little comforting now and then >Which is why you had no problem putting an arm around her and pulling her close >Just letting her know that she doesn't need to give two shits about whatever stallion's tiny dick couldn't satisfy her >After that it was pretty much a blank >You do sort of remember going to bed and Dash not going home >You wake up feeling surprisingly less hungover than usual >In fact it's almost like you feel better than you would when sober >But that might have something to do with how hellaciously comfortable this bed is goddamn >It's like you feel asleep in the rosy asscrack of Aphrodite >No... it's more like you're sleeping on one of those amazing Equestrian clouds >The bedclothes are even moving around slowly like clouds >Wait no, this is all outta every kind of whack you know >And if there's one thing you know it's your whack >For starters clouds aren't usually blue >Also, they don't have multicoloured manes and smell like Rainbow Dash >>Not that that's a particularly disagreeable smell but then she wouldn't be your bro if she smelled like Big Macintosh after a day of bucking Fapplejack Anonymous
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I cant help but feel this thread had died down somewhat :(
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507433 >There's a sigh, a crack of kinks being stretched out, wings fluttering and then eyes opening >"Mornin', sleepy." >Clouds definitely don't talk >Or have surprisingly nice rose coloured eyes and talk to you >This is pretty much your bro, isn't it? >Your bro >Lying next to you in -your- bed after a night of heavy drinking >"Uh..." >Loading brain.exe >Please wait... >Brain.exe initialised >Begin panic startup sequence >You practically jump out of the bed >Rainbow jolts up, her wide eyes upon you >Oh god she's judging you isn't she? >She probably thinks you're some perverted ponyphile, plying her with booze to get into her panties >Why is it now that your brain decides to point out, after all those other times you brought it up, that ponies don't wear panties >They should though - knock it off, treacherous brain! >"Rainbow... we didn't... did we?" >"Hang on..." >She unceremoniously jams a hoof between her hind legs >Roots around a bit yeah you can probably just turn your head away right about now >"Nope, I'm clean." >Praise Celestia! Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507563 >With that messy business taken care of you tell a morose looking Dash >Why does she look so down? >Nevermind, you've really got to shower >With that done and Dash thinking the better part than to wait in your room this time, you head downstairs >Being the pony equivalent of a nuclear reactor that needs to constantly do something to expend the energy, she's helpfully making breakfast >Okay, waffles aren't exactly the most complex thing in the world but goddamn if having them made by your bro doesn't make them at -least- twenty percent sweeter >That happy silence between bros sets in as you chow down >Yeah, you're actually going to have to get Dash to do this more often considering how they're cocaine in waffle form >She's got the plate in her hooves licking it >You really don't want to see her face when you say this so this is probably the best time to say it >"Y'know this morning was awkward, sorry if that was my fault about last night. Heh, good thing we didn't get up to anything right?" >Fuck! Dash! Don't slam the plate down so hard, you've only got a few! >And why is she looking so pissed? >"Would it really have been so bucking terrible if we did?!" Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>507716 draaaaaamaaaa. Please, continue.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>507716 You have my full and undivided attention, baus.
Anonymous
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507716 >"Bro, seriously, what are you talking about?" >"Ugh, again with the bro!" >"That's because that's what you are." >"WHY!" >Now this is kinda out of nowhere. Again >"Why is it that any other mare is just bucking fine for you but I'm stuck being your bro?" >"What do you mean 'stuck'? You're too awesome to not be my bro." >"Just stop calling me that!" >She's digging her hooves into the table, nostrils flared and wings out >It doesn't take a Ph.D. in Pony Sociology to tell she's -fucking- pissed >"Rainbow, where's this coming from?" >"Exactly! You're too buckin' stupid to even see what's right in front of you!" >"Well how about you fuckin' enlighten me!" >"What's the point! If you can't already see it I'm just wasting my time!" >"Is it about Cloud Kicker? I'm sorry I didn't get with her, I told you I wasn't ready!" >"Bucking Cloud Kicker? BUCKING CLOUD KICKER?" Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507813 >Okay, now she's ON the table, staring you down like some ice-cold motherfucker >Which she might as well be at this stage >"Why do you think I set you up with a mare I knew just wanted to get you into bed? Why do you think I brought you out to the buckin' strip bar? Spend all my time with you? Work out with you?" >Celestia must have teleported in because that ice-cold motherfucker has been replaced by a blue pegasus who's tearing up >"Get drunk so I can barely walk with you? Why do you -think- I said I can't get with you because I'm your bro?" >That certainly threw a spanner into the gearworks of your mind >She'd told you a couple of nights ago at the bar that she's just not like that, she wouldn't do it and you say as much >"No! No, I didn't I wouldn't I said I -couldn't-! I'm your bro and bros... bros don't..." >Okay, this is getting too much >Having her scream at you is one thing but there's no way you're just going to let her break down like this >"Rainbow..." >She's not listening, looking away from you >"... bro's can't... they don't... they're not-not allowed..." >And just like that she's up, opened the door and off into the air >Fuck Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Huh, I wonder if I should take a break for a while and get something to eat...
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
I love all the authors in these threads. Never stop.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>507843 ...you bitch of a son...GET YER ASS BACK HERE AND LOVE ME!!! no but seriously go ahead and fill ya bellah we'll wait.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>507843 I will make you a sandwich and serve it to you off my balls to continue. Hell, I'll even hang a frosty mug of beer off my dick.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>507852 Stop? You think this is a motherfucking game?
Anonymous
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>>507843 No. NO. NONONONO! Write goddammit!
I mean, um, if that's okay... Atlas
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After much dancing on the sides of the road, I RETURN!
Anonymous
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I've some retarded Anons in these stories but this one takes the cake Leucine. Jesus.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507830 I can wait a little longer. Might as well build the TENSION.
>You'd already known how much your bro meant to you before she literally and fucking figuratively flew out of your life >You didn't know that it would actually be turn out to be a much, much greater need >It's been what... a week? You don't know any more, you don't care >Dash had been right before, Pinkie was about the only other pony you could call a friend besides her >There was the sneaking suspicion Pinkie would know Dash was upset and it was your fault, even if you -still- didn't know why >So that's why you couldn't make breakfast this morning >That's why you'd been avoiding making breakfast for yourself all this time >It's a little comforting to think Dash probably cleared the skies this morning >At least there was the chance you might have seen her >She's definitely not anywhere above the café now >"Helooo! Darling, I thought I'd never get another chance to see you again!" >Oh fuck this life >"And here I was thinkin' you'd gone an' dropped off the face o' Equestria. We need to have ourselves a talk, hon'!" >Make that fuck a double, please Anonymous
>>507852 Shermanator, do you have a pastebin or something of that sort? I missed a TON of your story
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>507901 I'd like to see your take on an actual origin story when your story queue allows for it, Aether. With mine being done and not really having any ideas (save for anon joining Ponyville fight club which isn't really Rainbro) I would really like to see how you imagine it happening.
Anonymous
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>>507989 I made an "Anon in Equestria" thread so we can post everything in there Sluttershy, Applerape and Rainbro and other storys too.
Albert Reginald
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Jesus Fuck, Aether. That story was gold. Now you got me all inspired to write out a fanfic. No greentext.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>508010 well the fluttershy section when Twilight was rambling was based off of your story of Anon's first few days in equestria. That worked out quite well and it helped tie in the Rainbro Dash to the rescue bit quite well gotta say thanks for that bit.
Atlas
So, I'm looking to get some drawing practice in. Luecine, Æther, Fitanon, Rain, does anyone want a custom background for their desktop? Or maybe just an image? I can EASILY do grimdark, and I'm still learning some of the cuter stuff, I've been following these threads for so long and I'd love to be a sort of 'offical' artist for you. Free of charge, of course.>You can still pay me in greentext.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>508060 I got that feeling, bro. I'm glad you liked it, and I really like the patchwork you did. The leaving the flowers out I thought was particularly nice. Wish I'd had thought of it.
Atlas
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>>508117 Oh shit,I forgot your name too.
You can have free paintings :D
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507993 >"Now Anon, a little birdie told me you had something of a tiff with Rainbow. I know how awful it can be to lose somep0ny so close to you but that's just all the more reason you and I should get to know one another!" >"You know I don't make a habit o' agreein' with Rarity but I've got to here. If you can't have her you can always have us, sugarcube." >In some dark recess of your mind the idea almost seems palatable >Then you remember that these two fucks have had it in for you almost since you found yourself here >Now they're just a reminder of what you're missing, namely your RainBRO >"Girls, I'm not in the mood for this. Can we just get to the part where you try your shtick and I find some simple way of overcoming it?" >The two exchange a look and then give you the most terrifying grins you've ever seen on faces >"Perhaps I didn't make myself clear: less time with Rainbow -means- more time with us." >"Now Applejack, let's not push him. If he should wish to find himself in the company of two eligible mares who are actually willing to admit what they are to him then we should let him reach that conclusion himself, n'est pas?" >"I guess you got yourself a point there, Rar'. Whaddaya say, sugarlumps?" >Right, you've definitely lost whatever appetite you had before >You can't even find words as you get up from the table and make off for your home >Maybe you can just hole up there until your bro decides to come patch things up >Rarity and Applejack make a show of telling you they're going to accompany you to your home, just to make sure you'll be safe Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>508183 >Passing through the town you see all the little places you'd hang out with her - Sugarcube Corner, Chez Hay, Smooth Tones, Top Cream, Carousel Botique- >Wait, that last one wasn't right >Looks like your route out of town has taken you close to... oh fuck >"Since we're here, why don't you stop in and we can have a lovely tea date. Oh it would be divine! I've just got in an order of silk cushions from Trottingham which would fit ever so snugly under you." >"Great offer but no, I'm really not-" >You don't have time to finish your sentence before Applejack has your legs in a lasso and pulled you on to the ground >"It weren't no question, sugarcane." >This is just GREAT >Between Applejack tying you up and Rarity levitating you in they seem to have finally stumbled onto some kind of dynamic duo combination Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>508075 Ya know what I'll bite. If you can maybe draw the four of us as ponies standing behind a table or something gettin our greentext on that's sure be swell (insert wienie face here)
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>507996 http://pastebin.com/u/The_Shermanator I'll go ahead and throw the whole thing up in sections right now.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>508231 ....wait 520 replies....should we maybe head over to the 'Anon in Equestria' thread? Or are we gonna make a new rainbro thread?
Anonymous
>>508284 I vote for a new RainBRO thread; the other one would be too much for me to keep up with.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
>>508284 Can I vote for a new Rainbro thread?
Anonymous
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>>508284 +1 for new Rainbro thread
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>508284 I could go either way. We ARE kind of steering towards Rainbro not being the primary character in some of our stories. Like your twilight saw tale, and some parts of mine where Rainbro was just mentioned and not seen.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>508318 >>508323 >>508326 That's 2 against 1. So I guess RainBRO it is.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>508336 Well yeah, but Rainbro is always a central figure. Plus, Leucine's greentext has me on fucking pins and needles.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>508198 >"Really, Anon, this would have been so much easier if you'd just acquiesced initially. Still, one can't deny that this way is far more... fun!" >Applejack just chuckles, completing the Frankenstein-Igor image now passing through your brain to keep you from completely losing it and screaming like Twilight the first time she saw you naked >You're dragged through the store front and workshop of the building before coming to a rather suspicious looking door and- >Fan-fucking-tastic, you're being brought down >Yep, there's the paddles, the whips, ballgags, collars, spreader-bars and whatnot >Looks like Rarity beat you to the punch in the whole building a sex-dungeon contest >You're brought over to a padded table, before being carefully strapped onto it >Rarity disappears momentarily leaving you with just Chucklejack >"Don't look so down, sweet-cheeks, I promise I'm gonna make this a good time fer the both of us. Heh, gonna make you forget all about Rainbow..." >"You could just give up now and I won't have to use my freaky human powers on you." >She squints down at you for a moment before giggling >"No chance. Twilight already told me you don't got any human powers. Unless ya count that one in yer pants. Boy howdy I'd just love to get a-" Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>508367 >"Applejack! What are you doing!" >The tan mare whips her hooves away from your pants zipper, something you feel a momentary sense of gratitude towards Rarity for >A Rarity who's now wearing a skimpy silk thong and stockings? >This is definitely going to be fucking terrible >"I told you we're going to take this slow and draw out the... pleasure as much as possible." >AJ shuffles on her hooves, looking down while Rarity climbs onto the table and stands over you >"Now, Anon, you left the Unicorn's Pride before you got to see my show which is terribly unfair, wouldn't you say so Applejack?" >"Huh? Oh yeah, she's a real sex-machine!" >"Ugh... in any case, I thought I may give you your own personal show from Madame Rarity!" >She rears up on her hind legs, the thong stretching against her pelvis... dear lord, it's enough to turn you off whatever attraction you might have had for mares >"Hoo, doggie! I'm gonna need to take my hat off for this!" >"And now, Anon, let the show-" >There's a series of muffled knocks from above Anonymous
>>508284 I saw the Anon in Equestria thread... so are you guys moving there?
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Should I continue this over there?
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
>>508474 Start a new Rainbro thread.
Anonymous
>>508474 I think it may be time to merge with the Anon in Equestria threads.
Anonymous
>>508508 >>508573 >>508474 >>508441 i say we take it to the Anon in Eq thread
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>508573 I think you're nuts.
Besides, we have 2 for rainbro thread, one for joining Anon in Equestria, and one who doesn't really care.
Anonymous
>>508605 Bu-but... but we've always had a RainBRO Dash thread for this! I've been here since the first one!
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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New thread
>>508611 Rainbro Dash is a genre in itself, like the Flutterrapist threads. Here is where we post stories about being bros (or something more, as with Aether) with Rainbro Dash.
Anon in Equestria threads are great, but for those of us who want to read all about Rainbro, this is the best place to do it without the stories getting lost amongst the others.
Anonymous
>>508641 as have i, but these Rainbro threads have been losing some steam, i think if the glorious trip fag writers take a break from the straight Rainbro writing and explore other avenues, they will be refreshed for later pure, glorious Rainbro-dom
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>508712 We've been getting newer writers coming in as well, such as me and I think Diesel. While Aether's been expanding into other genres, Sherm, me, and a few others have been sticking fairly close to simple Rainbro plots.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
>>508770 Give me a tick, I've been hammering out my own to try out.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>508798 Go for it, man. Post your stuff in the new thread so we can keep it alive for the people who come on later in the day.
Wuten
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Alright, my first greentext, so go easy on me! Hehe…>Be Hearth’s Warming Eve >It’s snowing >Fucking freezing your ass off under your bed sheets >Only sources of heat are fireplace and stove, neither of which are in your room >Tapping on your window >Look over >Fucking Flutterslut >Reach over and close curtains, then crawl under sheets >Knock at door >“Um, A-Anon, it’s been a few days now since you’ve come out… you must be freezing in there all alone…” >You got no sleep last night, don’t want to deal with her bullshit >Continued knocking, it rings through your eardrums >Fuck it >Get up and walk over to door, peering out the small window >Fucking snow’s piled up at least 2-3 feet >Fluttershy’s having to flap her wings just to stay above the snow >Slam your fist against the wall in frustration >Hear a squeak come from outside, and a slushing noise almost immediately after >Look outside >Pile of snow covering Flutterslut, her eyes poking out >If she wasn’t trying to rape you, you’d think it was adorable >Fucking laughing your ass off >Walk over to fireplace to warm up >Another knock at door “Not now Fluttershy, I’m not in the mood for it”>”That’s no way to treat your bro, leaving me out in the cold like that!” >Fucking Rainbro Dashto the rescue, hear Fluttershy quickly flapping her wings to get away >Quickly walk over to the door and open it >Rainbro flies inside almost immediately to the fire as you close the door “You bring the stuff?”>”Fuck yeah I brought the stuff!” she says, patting a bag hanging off her >whatabro.jpg >”Which movie first?” >You go through the stash of movies she brought in the bag >Pick out high-speed action movie first >Rainbro starts pulling out bottles of Applejack Daniels 1/x