>>4923975What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filly fondler? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the junior Speedsters, and I’ve been involved in numerous missions with the wonderbolts, and I have over 300 confirmed sonic rainbooms. I am trained to be an expert flight specialist and I’m the top ace pilot in the entirety of equestrian. You are nothing to me but just another 2 dimensional ground walker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in ponyville, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the ponies? Think again, fucking. As we speak I am flying my F-18 to your place right now, its been laser designated to be destroyed, you better prepare your lack of plot-holes. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred flight patterns, and that’s just with my navigation turned off. Not only am I extensively trained in flight, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Equestrian guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the village, you little shit. If only you could have known what uncelestian retribution your little “pony” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pony all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
