The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
I find this relevant to my interests
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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SO ONE DAY I WENT TO THE LAND OF PONIES BUT THEY ALL LOOKED LIKE THIS SO I KILLED MYSELF
Anonymous
>>508028 >>508048 The best writers are contribootin me
Awesome
Anonymous
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Buck yeah! I'll be out for a couple hours, I expect some great stories to appear here while I'm gone.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>5 years have passed since that fateful day >It was the day that you realized that not everything here is smiles and gumdrops >A cruel reminder of where you came from >Years of planning and gathering infomation have brought you to this little farm out in the Equestrian Frontier >Those that turned a blind eye to your humiliation will be the first to suffer >THen those who disregarded it as something to be ignored or forgiven >And then finaly the one who put you in this place >You arrived at the little farm at sunset, and made camp behind a ridge so you could gather intel >Only one being worked the farm >Curious... why he had no other assistance >But it does not matter >As the sun began to glimmer it's last rays, the large red tenant of the farm went in for the night >And you began your grizzly work
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508118 >Big Mac woke up to a face full of cold water >It was still night, and his first reaction was to get up >But he coulden't move >Because he was tied up >He was tied up hanging from a post just outside his house and barn >He started to strrugle when he heard a voice behind him >"Try as you might, you won't tear though that rope.... got it hand crafted from some unicorns east, supposedly only breakable my dragons they say" you nonchenaltnly taunt him >"Who ar...you...eyup, you finally arrived" Big Mac who seemed to act as if a large weight had been dropped from his shoulders >"Out here? Alone? Why Big Mac, you seem to be shunning society...substanence farming? Now why would a large VIRTIOUS fella like your self shun society" you coldly screech behind him >He is silent, smart, he knows no matter what he says it's not gonna change how raw I feel about all this. I'd summize that he is attempting to get me to do something stupid by remaining silent, trying to force him to admit what he did was wrong >"Listen, I'll offer you a deal. You tell me where she is now...and I won't destroy everything you own. And for each time that I ask, and you don't reply, I take something away. And just to let you know, after I finish with your property, I will move on to you." you state though the narrows of your maw. >He remains silent >Loyal to his family in the end eh >"Then lets begin" facing him finaly. Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508130 >"We found him dehydrated and near death" a deputy says to the Sheirf >The Sheirf had only gotten her position a few months ago, but given how small the area is, it was an easy adjustment >"So, you're telling me that you found Big Mac, tied up, hanging, mutilated, his home, barn and crops all burned, and the soil...posioned?" the sherif asked to ensure clarity >"Yeah, whoever did this, this was to literaly take away everything he has. That property isen't worth the ash where the houses used to be now" the deputy replied >"Well, guess I better talk to him and get his statement" the Sheirf said, getting up from her desk >"Word of warning boss, he was frantic, it took 5 of us just to get him under control, and right now he is recovering, cuffed to his gurney." the deputy informs her. Anonymous
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>your home is nigh impregnable after months in Ponyville >deadbolts, bars on windows, a sturdy steel grate in the chimney >it won't stop Pinkie Pie, but Applejack can't muscle through and your food is safe from Fluttershy's tampering >still, you have to venture out occasionally >the CMC start following you around >"Anon, is somethin' different about you?" No. Go away.>they ignore you, trotting behind >Sweetie Belle starts singing >Sweetie Belle has alerted the horde >run at top speed to get home, as the mare tide swells >you locked the door heading out, but the emergency entrance is still there >you powerslide in, the locks clicking into place behind you >sigh with relief until Scootaloo says "So this is where you live?" >go outside, become human salt lick >stay inside, have to endure the Cute Mark Crusaders until the crowd disperses
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508148 >"I need to go now!!" screamed Big Mac, fighting off nurses and the Doctor while tangled with his bed >"HE'S A MONSTER, HE IS GOING TO KILL HER!!" he cried before the nurse finaly injected him with a tranqualizer >"Hes...hes gonna kill her...." Big mac said calming down >The nurses and doctors looked at eachother and started to leave, with the exception of one nurse ensuring the IV hand not ripped out the vein >"He's all yours sir but...I'd just be careful, he almost lost his hooves and a good chunk of his epidermis, whoever did this also ripped his cutie mark off..." the doctor shivering, stated to the Sheirf >"Allright, thanks Doc" replied the sheirf in kind >"Big Mac, do you know who I am?" asked the Sheirf >"Sh..sherief Clanton..." huffed Big Mac >"Good, can you tell me what the hell happend to you?" Clanton asked >"He...hes mad, such a cold rage..." Big Mac forced out of himself >"He started by burning my crops... he said that he started with that so that I would at least have shelter if I taked...I diden't" Big mac pressed on >"He burned the barn and killed the animals with this...device he gripped...it shot fire and sounded like thunder...I still did not talk...so he burned my house...I kept my silence...but then, he got some barrels and told me that if I did not speak...he would ensure that nothing would grow on this land for a thousand years..." big mac huffed AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>wake up >odd feeling >morning routine >knock knock I hate this sound so much>slowly walking to the door >open the door sigh>*FAMP* >your just standing there while the snow is falling out of your face >say nothing >face getting hot like 1000 raging suns filled with hate >snow melts so fast that it vaporizes in your face >Fluttershy peeking out of a bush >you look at her with a expression of eternal rage > "is-" Don't you dare to ask...>she panicly runs away Why me...
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508268 >"After that, I still did not speak, he said he admired that, loyalty. But he said that he can not live while knowing a monster like her was out there, he took out a knife...and slowly..." winced Big Mac >"I told him everything....I told him where she was after he took my mark...he thanked me and said that because I made it more painful then it had to be... he was just going to leave me to die..."Big Mac said, with paniked breaths >"What do you mean by Monster" the shrief inquired >"FIND APPLEJACK... WARN HER THAT HE IS CO-" was all Big Mac said before he started to convulse.... >The doctors rushed in, and stabalized him, but he was in no condition to talk >Assuming what he said was true, Clanton derived that he needed to warn 'Applejack' >Given the reputation of the Apple family, Clanton already knew who he was talking about but... >Why is she a monster? Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508289 >It had been 5 years since she left Sweet Apple Acres >Since then she had given birth to a daughter and started up her own apple farm out in the Equestrian frointer >She gives a share of her apples to the local bision tribe, and they helped her out with harvesting each year while she exports the rest to major cities >Her daughter was old enough to go to school, but since she is so far out, she has to be home schooled. >They rarly see any ponies and thats how Applejack liked it >Small >discreet >She had just finished with fertilizing the trees and needed to change cloths, she told Ambrosia to stay inside >Though she did not mind if she went outside, they were far away enough from civlization such that she did not worry about abudctions >She was half way though washing up when she heard the prattle of hooves and the door slam shut >Ambrosia always does that when she sees someone coming, and today was Tuseday, likly the Bison negotator to discuss the amount of apples given this year >Finishing up, she walked outside the house and looked down one of the apple lanes >And her heart dropped >"Get away from him!" she screamed at Ambrosia, who was talking to a man who was kneeling down >A Human >By the time she got there, he was exhausted, but got inbetween the human and her daughter >"GET AWAY FROM HER!!" an enraged Applejack screamed >"Please calm yourself Applejack, we both know that there is only one monster here, and it isen't me..." coldly smiled the human Anonymous
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508313 >Clanton had just arrived at the Applejack establishment, and peered around >Seeing nobody, she presented herself to the front door and knocked >A little fillie answered >"Swettie, wheres your mom?" asked Clanton >The tiny pony said nothing, but pointed towards the west >"Shes that way with this large monkey" she stating the matter simply >A large monkey? >But theres no monkeys in this reg- >Realizing that it could mean trouble, she ran westward to see if she could catch up Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508328 >What seemed like hours later, she arrived to see a bipedal...thingy, and Applejack >"STOP WHERE YOU ARE" Clanton yelled >"Well well well, a hero emerges? And this late in the story?" the bipedal beast spoke with such unnervingly cold smile >Applejack just watched, her eyes hiding a shame that was too large for her to ignore >"WELCOME TO MY REVENGE HERO!" cried the bipedal >"You can call me Anon, but before that, let me guess, Big Mac eh?" said the creature >"Yeah, he tipped me off..." Clanton stared at the tall beast >"GOOD! NOW WE HAVE A WITNESS APPLEJACK, WON'T THAT BE LOVELY!" laughed Anon with a mixture of sadness and cruilty >"Listen hear, you are under arrest fo-" and before Clanton could finish her sentince, Anon bulled something out from beneath his duster and shot it literaly inches away from her hooves, kicking up a hot dust and silencing her. >"I don't think you understand officer, I can kill you with a simple reflex, you on the other hand, have to work at bringing me down" Anon said >"But oh, look at you, trying to save the poor innocent Applejack from a fate worse then death, well how about this, since Applejack is SOOOO honest, lets ask her, why I am here?" Anon giggled >Whipping in her direction, Anon gave her a cold stare >"Go ahead Applejack....tell the good officer why I am here to kill you" the man shifted from a laughing fool to a serious rage >She said nothing >"What is he talking about Applejack" Clanton looked at her Anonymous
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>Twilight is over for weekly study >specifically, human culture, anatomy, whatever you can teach her >she finds laptop >this includes your clopfics, fluffy pony snuff, and pictures >horror, disgust... strangely aroused
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508356 >She still said noting, Anon, growing impaitent, takes the Stick of thunder and points it towards Clanton >"How about this Applejack, if you don't tell her what you did to me, I will kill her, and that will be on your head, well seeing as your okay with what you did to me, I don't see her chances of surving this little scenario to be....large" Anon said trying to force Applejack to talk >"I...I raped him" Applejack said in a whisper >"W...WHAT DID YOU SAY?" taunted Anon >"I RAPED HIM" yelled Applejack >"IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? I RAPED YOU" screamed Applejack >"Good...good good now that we have that out of the way, Clanton can be the one to tell everyone who ever askes what happend to you, why you are dead." Anon spoke softly while raising his Thunderstick >"Please.... please don't kill me....I have a daughter....she needs me" whimpered Applejack >"Should have thought of that before you decided to violate me" Anon, dropping the act of being looney, cocked the Thunderstick >"Shes not just my daughter...." Applejack looks downward Albert Reginald
I don't think I did too bad with the greentext. Bear with me on this and tell me what you think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms5hYCiZKL0&feature=BFa&list=PL4B0D9315F9335D07&lf=result s_main
This is what I imagine the background music of this would be if it were a movie...lawl...
"Tonight. Tonight's the fucking night."
Curtains drawn, coffee drank, television off.
"Alright, mental preparation."
He recited the plot of the episode in his head as he jumped onto the bed.
'...Grand Galloping Gala...big musical number...things start off well...'
Arms to the sides. Bodily urges ignored. Just like the guide said.
It had been another normal day. Sitting on the computer posting constantly on /mlp/ all day became the regular routine once he had dropped out of college Not enough money to pay for this semester was always the excuse, but he knew that if he had tried harder in his classes...just read the fucking book for once he would have been able to keep that scholarship and wouldn't be sitting in that same spot all day...posting ponies.
This weekend was supposed to be a trip back up to the college to see his buddies again, but his only ride for an eight hour trip bailed at the last second. It was a bit of a godsend. He was able to catch the new episode of Friendship is Magic and the attempts weren't going on hold. No, this weekend was going to be devoted to entering Equestria through the only method he knew of. Lucid Dreaming.
The plot cycled through his mind until he felt heavier...
This is like a rough draft for a shitty chapter one. How does it look? Be brutally honest.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508370 >"Implying?" Anon muttered >"Shes your daughter as we-" Applejack tried to say before being inturuppted >"Bullshit, Lying this late in the game Applejack? Even if we had the same number of chromosomes, there is no way that little pony at your house has ANY human genetics in her." cringed Anon >"I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, THAT LITTLE FILLIE IS YO-" she said when she was inturpted with the hammer of the Thunderstick Anon was using going off to... missfire >Seeing her chance, Applejack Headbutted Anon to the ground, landing a few feet away from her >Fearing for her daughter, she was going to kill him here and now >However Clanton, kicked her, trying to get both parties down so that she could take control of the situation >Unfortunatly, Anon was already up, throwing aside the Thunderstick, he grabbed a knife and kicked clanton square in the temple of her head, taking her out of the game >Applejack, up by then, used her agility to manuver past Anon's swings of the knife >Kicking him, this time he rolled several feet....he's body went limp >Its..over she thought, as she kicked aside his Thunderstick >walking over to his body, she looked at him, not sure whether to feel good that she survived or bad that she killed him Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508392 >"Well, that takes car-" she said before a horrible pain ripped though her throat >Anon wasen't limp >He was playing dead >"Always trying to get the last word in Applejack... but you never were good at sensing deception" Anon coldly said as he ascended from the ground >"When I was young, my dad taught me, 'If you are going to kill somthing....make sure it does not suffer, make it quick and as painless as possible'...but in your case...I'll make an exception" muttered Anon as he left Applejack convosling on the ground, her lungs gasping for breath though her punctured throat, bleeding out. >Anon saw Claton, and deciding that he had no quarrel with her, picked her up and headed to drop her off back in town before he made his way to parts unknowen Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>508406 >Back at the Farm, Ambrosia was still waiting for her mom to come back when she saw the strange man carrying a pony that wasen't her mom >He approched her, but before she could speak, she asked him where her mom was >He got down to her level and said "Your mom is paying for somthing horrible she did years ago. She told him that she loves you and that you need to go pack your things, your going to be living with Aunt Apple Bloom for a while." >Getting her stuff, she travled to the Outskirts of town with him, before stopping >"Listen, go tell the doctors that this pony is hurt, she will be right here under this tree. After that, buy your self a ticked to Ponyville, this should be more then enough to cover it" he said handing her a large wad of cash >"Yes sir" the little pony said trotting off, leaving her things with the sleeping pony >Looking around, he pulled out a map of the knowen world, and seeing that there was nothing explored west of here, decided that he will start his search for a way home in the unknowen west. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
So Applejack succeeds and Anon goes ape shit? Interdasting.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>508101 Not really a writer. I just did one and I'm not creative enough to think up another one.
Not going to spam the thread with my whole previous contribution, but an interpretation of a potential origin story for anon can be seen here:
http://pastebin.com/u/The_Shermanator Anonymous
>>508523 >>508642 So are you guys defo moving here then?
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>508405 Continuing from last thread...
>"Oh really now, the shop is closed! Is this town full of illiterate hicks? Ah, no offence, darling." >"None taken, just so long as you don't mind me getting first bucks." >"Why you- fine, just go up and see who it is would you? It wouldn't do to have any attention attracted to us." >Applejack happily trots off and up, leaving you alone with 'Madame Rarity' >"Oh Anon..." >She flops down next to you, pulling open your shirt with her telekinesis and idly rubbing a hoof over your chest >"It pains me that I have to share you with that boorish farmpony but... well, she is my friend is she not? And good friends like to share things." >Her hoof descends lower down your abdomen, sending shivers through your spine >"Ooh! Sensitive are we? I shall have to exploit that later when I've got you in... a more suitable position." >Are you there Celestia? It's Anon. If you could help it'd be great. >"But don't worry yourself about that right now, we've got all the time we need." >Luna? C'mon now, she had a great time when she last met you right? >"And I daresay Applejack should have some interesting techniques to try out, herself." >Discord! You can have all the cotton candy clouds you want just get your ass in here! >"Uh, Rarity?" >You look to see Applejack poking her head through the doorway >"Rainbow's up here, says she needs to talk to you." >"Hmph, of course she'd want to." >"She also said it was really important and to do with Hoity Toity." >"Hoity Toity? HOITY TOITY! Why didn't you say so in the first place! Out of my way!" >And just like that, Rarity's gone >Leaving you alone... with... oh shit... Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>508523 On the Frontier, there's no justice but Frontier justice
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>508695 Still up in the air, I've got much love for RainBRO considering that's where I got my start. Though this offers a lot more freedom without the bitching, I may just alternate between the two posting the same story to both threads as its written, idk what the others will do.
Anonymous
>>508778 I am just gonna follow your glorious trip fag ass around. much love.
Anonymous
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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I was requested to start keeping an archive of my previous works,
http://pastebin.com/u/AnonAlighieri , this one is up now and Im working on another one...not sure when ill finish
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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Bootin with some pics
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>508696 Looks like this one is where it's at. Time will tell...
>"Well, well. Looks like I've finally got you where you've always wanted to be." >"Uh-huh? What gave it away? My constant running from you, stopping your plans or having Rainbow take you down?" >She's assumed a position similar to Rarity's now, though this time her wandering hooves have taken a trip further south >"C'mon now, sugarcube, you know my rump's just juicy from all the applebuckin' I do. I've seen you starin' at it, I know yer jus' holdin' back 'cause you don't wanna hurt anyp0ny's feelings." >If you didn't think she was crazy before you do now >There's the sound of muffled talk from upstairs, scurrying hooves and then another set trotting towards the door >Applejack looks up to your eyes and blushes lightly >"Don't take all my talk the wrong way, though. I'm just a simple mare but I really do want to try out some'a this stuff. All I'll ask is fer you to treat me like a mare should be, 'cause-" >"Why don't you get back to buckin' Big Mac, I hear he's been pretty lost without his little buck-buddy." >Discord you magnificent- er, you mean Celestia, of course. Praise the sun-goddess! >"Rainbow! But I... you... Anon here'd fallen out with you. He'd gone and written you off!" >The cyan mare stomps down the stairs, her gaze never leaving Applejack >Advancing upon the table, AJ hops off and readies herself >"That doesn't mean I'd just leave him for you to pick apart. No matter what, we've always got each others backs when it matters, right Anon?" >You can only nod at your saviour, for fear of choking up should you speak >This fuckin' mare, right here Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
I can't decide what scene to draw... what would you guys suggest?
Anonymous
>>508992 the one where Scootaloo looks at the viewer and the caption MURDER is below her
Albert Reginald
>>508992 No idea. Though I think maybe a standoff between Applejack and Rainbow from behind Anon who's still strapped to the table would suffice.
All I know is I'm gonna need some feedback about my story before I even try writing more. It's really just incentive.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>508417 That was dark and grim. Much love.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>509014 I mean from the greentext stories...
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>508941 >"So how're we gonna do this?" >Rainbow is still advancing and now AJ has taken to making steps of her own >"However you want it to." >"Good, 'cause I was thinkin' I might start buckin' early!" >With that, Applejack whirls about and throws her hooves against Rainbow >Or so she had hoped, as she connects only with empty air >"That the best you've got? I-" >Your bro is cut off as this blow actually connects, sending her against the table with a sickening thud >"This ain't no game, Rainbow. I intend to claim him fer myself." >"He's not yours, he never was!" >"Well he ain't yours either! He said as much himself, right?" >This seems to send her into an utter rage >With greater speed than you've ever seen she's in the air and then diving towards Applejack >Who doesn't have time to react before a flight enhanced buck sends her reeling into a wall, knocking her firmly out >"Rainbow! Goddamn, how did you even-" >"Save it for when we're outta here." >You don't intend to argue as she starts pulling apart the bindings holding you down >Now out on the streets Rainbow leaps into the air just above you >"Grab on to me." >"What?" >"No time, just grab onto my shoulders!" >You do so, wondering what the hell she- >Whoah! >Okay, she's taking off with you hanging off her >Probably best you hook your legs around her as best you can >Just ignore the blush... Anonymous
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>>508941 Leucine, it would be bro as fuck if you pastebin'd your stories for us. PLEASE
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>508941 This Thread is a solution because theres allways a Fetishshy and Rainbro thread at the same time and there also was a idea for a new Rapisty (Rarity) thread. The storys are very similar.
Allways Anon
Allways Rapist
Allways his life in Equestria
Allways funny shit and "Haha oh wow" moments
The only difference is in Fetishshy storys its allmost only about Anon and Shy and nobody else.
Anonymous
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>509056 I know its a bit arrogant of me to ask, but if you want to do one concerning my story, could do this pic with Applejack and Clanton facing Anon like this picture, and the grittly leather like texture, I think it would sum up my greentext story nicely
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>509134 Hm... sounds like a challenge I guess.
But, I don't know who Clanton is... er, sorry, I came into this thread late, so I am not caught up with the stories.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>509066 >With Dash too taken up with flight to talk you're left with your thoughts >Why would she have come back to save you if she'd been as upset as she was? >Sure, she's your bro but even that has its limits >C'mon, think... >Okay, she'd said you were too stupid to see something right in front of you >What, her? >She set up you with a mare she knew just wanted sex >She knew you weren't ready for the sex yet >If she was your bro why would she even do that? >Why -did- she spend practically all her time with you, protecting you no matter what and... >She'd said she couldn't be with you >She'd said she couldn't, not wouldn't >And then she'd broken down because there was something she... couldn't... >Wow, you really are some kind of glorified ape, aren't you? >So now what do you do? >She's your bro but... does it just have to stay that way? >If there's any mare in the entirety of Equestria, wouldn't she be the best? She already cares about you enough that she's not just interested in sex >She'd go out of her way to deny herself that just because -you- weren't interested >You couldn't promise her that, not yet anyway but there was one thing you could >You've cleared up your thoughts in time to alight outside your house >Dash practically collapses from exhaustion Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>509197 Claton is just a character I made into the sheriff for my story. Feel free to design her anyway you want
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>509100 Was thinking much the same myself. Plus it allows for more variety within individual themes.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>509266 So would the character's be facing the viewer, or would they be like the poses in the book cover?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>509100 So....are we to consider this the joining of two great bodies? (giggity) If so I'm for it. If anything someone make a message on the Rainbro thread stating this change.
>>509300 Well hello thar
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>509268 Yes, so we could make other storys like what if Rarity, Spike, Celestia or Pinkie would be you Bro/Rapist? without getting off topic. Imagine Celestia is Anons stalking rapist.
Albert Reginald
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>>508381 >Dat image I lol'd
Albert Reginald
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>>509338 Wrong post number...damn.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>509235 >"Christ, Dash, what were you thinking!" >You're at her side, her body limp and obviously sore >"Just... needed... save... home..." >"You know I'll always be eternally grateful for what you've done, Rainbow. And I mean everything." >She's smiling despite herself but it fades quickly >Standing up on shaky legs she turns away >"Gotta... get going... can't stay here all... evening..." >Nope, not today baby >Without a second thought you lift her up and carry her into your house, despite her modest protestations >The couch is too small for this so you make a beeline for your bedroom >Plonking her down on the bed she stretches out and then looks up at you, smiling sadly >"Still gonna tease me, huh, Anon?" >"Dash, I never meant to..." >"Save it." >The smile is gone and her eyes are already starting to water >"I... I know it can't be, okay? I've made... made my peace with it..." >"You don't have to." >"Yes I do! It's just the way... the way things..." >She breaks down into quiet sobs before she can finish >Looking down at the sight breaks your heart and you know there's only one way to get through to her >Leaning down you gently begin to kiss her tears, moving up until her cheeks are dry >She's staring at you, wide-eyed and motionless >"Dash, I can't promise if we'll ever share a bed, though I would hope I can see past our differences enough to some day do that, but I can promise that I'll never want any other mare in my life." >Without a word she throws her forelegs around you and draws you into the tightest embrace you've ever felt >"You don't have to go back to your house. Not tonight and not any other night you don't want to." AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>509336 Some kind of.
In this thread the two other threads can combine and get total new elements, but they dont have to. You can also stick to the old Rainbro our Sluttershy storys. Also you can post completly different storys about Anons life in Equestria.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>509431 Thank fuck that's finally finished. And now for the totally not canon epilogue!
>With a great deal of effort you pull yourself apart from Rainbow >She immediately closes the distance, wrapping her forelegs around you >"Think you've got one more in you?" >"After that? You've gotta be kidding." >You start to lazily trail your fingers up and down her wings >She shudders against you >"C-c'mon Anon, t-that's not fair!" >"So why don't you come at me RainBOW?" >"Oh Celestia... I-I'm gonna come alright!" Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>509300 The way I view it, the 2 ponies would have their back to the perceived point, looking like they are about to take cover or go into action, with anon, while small, far away drawing his "thunderstick"
what do you think?
shankedCircuit
>>509431 Leucine, do you have a pastebin for your stories?
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>509495 Hm, do you have an example that is similar to this description? Sorry, It's just that I want to get it just the way you want it... or at least try to.
Wuten
Alright, my first greentext, so go easy on me! Hehe…>Be Hearth’s Warming Eve >It’s snowing >Fucking freezing your ass off under your bed sheets >Only sources of heat are fireplace and stove, neither of which are in your room >Tapping on your window >Look over >Fucking Flutterslut >Reach over and close curtains, then crawl under sheets >Knock at door >“Um, A-Anon, it’s been a few days now since you’ve come out… you must be freezing in there all alone…” >You got no sleep last night, don’t want to deal with her bullshit >Continued knocking, it rings through your eardrums >Fuck it >Get up and walk over to door, peering out the small window >Fucking snow’s piled up at least 2-3 feet >Fluttershy’s having to flap her wings just to stay above the snow >Slam your fist against the wall in frustration >Hear a squeak come from outside, and a slushing noise almost immediately after >Look outside >Pile of snow covering Flutterslut, her eyes poking out >If she wasn’t trying to rape you, you’d think it was adorable >Fucking laughing your ass off >Walk over to fireplace to warm up >Another knock at door “Not now Fluttershy, I’m not in the mood for it”>”That’s no way to treat your bro, leaving me out in the cold like that!” >Fucking Rainbro Dashto the rescue, hear Fluttershy quickly flapping her wings to get away >Quickly walk over to the door and open it >Rainbro flies inside almost immediately to the fire as you close the door “You bring the stuff?”>”Fuck yeah I brought the stuff!” she says, patting a bag hanging off her >whatabro.jpg >”Which movie first?” >You go through the stash of movies she brought in the bag >Pick out high-speed action movie first >Rainbro starts pulling out bottles of Applejack Daniels
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>509525 Nah, they're not worth keeping.
Wuten
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>>509564 ...Forgot to add 1/x. Sorry!
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Rainbro moving in here? Sound's good if we think the standalone Rainbro threads are losing steam.
Anonymous
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>509560 this should hopefully be a bit more effective
Tvox !!JVf/YIz/VWg
>>509577 >Not worth keeping. Who the fuck are you trying to fool here?
Anonymous
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>509577 >Nah, they're not worth keeping. >they're not worth keeping >not worth keeping. >not worth >Your stories There's something wrong, try figure out what.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>509639 What's the "Thunderstick" look like? Is it essentially a taser stick?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>509577 I'm saving MY basic competency for future generations, and your stuff's actually pretty good.
Save yo' greentext
Wuten
>>509564 >You question just how much she should be able to fit in one bag >fuckit.jpg >You pop the movie in and both of you crash on the couch, you reach over and cover yourself in a blanket “Want in?”
>Pomf. Wingboner. >”Um, no thanks, I’m fine,” she says, handing you a bottle and blushing lightly >Why do her wings keep doing that? >Proceed to watch movies and drink one bottle after another >Eventually you’re on what you believe is your third bottle, you lost count at twelve >Rainbro’s fast asleep, sprawled out on your couch, her head leaning up on the cushion of the couch >You smile and throw part of the blanket over her to keep her warm, she’s your bro after all >She squirms a bit, before curling up to you >The movie ends, both of you knocked out The next day…
>Wake up >Thank Celestia the snow blocked some of the sunlight from coming into the house >Rub your eyes, notice Rainbro curled up next to you >Smile, sliding out of the blanket trying to not make a racket >Fuck up, trip, fall flat on your face on the cold floor >Rainbro slowly opens her eyes, looking around, sees you on the floor >pokerface.jpg >”Heh, awesome night, huh, Anon?” >Don’t even look up, hold up a thumbs-up to her before changing to a brofist >She chuckles a bit before completing the glorious ritual of bro-ism >Slowly get to your feet, rubbing your head >”So what do you have planned for today, Anon?” >Think for a moment “I’m snowed in, but I’ve got enough food to last for a few days.”
>”So a chill day?” >fuckyea.jpg 2/x
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Tvox !!JVf/YIz/VWg
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>>509695 Pretty sure the "thunderstick" was a pistol, Glocks and 1911s are pretty simple to draw and easily recognizable
Pic related
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Should I re-post my Rainbro Dash from the last thread for a new audience or write something new?
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>509695 the way I perceived it, its just a a double hammer double barrel gun(similar to pic) that looks like a flint lock revolver, that operates like a shot gun because instead of igniting gunpowder, it cracks a stone that's embude with fire magic (i know too much detail) so at long and mid range, its ineffective, but at short range is absolutely deadly. The reason for this instead of a classic gun is I made the assumption Anon had no idea how to make a gun as we do, so using what he had, jerry rigged something similar to a gun
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>509797 Both.
Repost and write something new.
Anonymous
>>509797 if you have a new idea already, post it. if not, post something from an old thread. either way my jimmies will remain unrustled
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>509821 >>509823 I'll post my last story while I write a new one. It's about 13 posts long so I'll have time to come up with a new one.
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
>>509809 NEVER HAVE READ SUCH BAD UNDERTANDING OF HOW FIREARM FUNCTION
IS LIKE AM STILL ON /K/
Yelling At Cats !!fLkDlD2k4K4
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>>509695 I think it's a pistol.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>509809 sounds a bit like the bioshock shotgun
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>509866 >That entire post >my sides god damn you Anonymous
I would KILL for a good Rarity story. They are few and far between. Get on it, my favorite tripfags and other anons!!!
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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>>509866 It's okay. Maybe eating some 'roo will help you feel better.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Be at the park, kicking it under a tree after days of paranoia and thwarting Flutterrapist and Applefucker >Wondering if you'll ever be able to go back to your world >How long has it been? >You've lost track of time here; it seems like you've been in Ponyville forever >Your memories of your world have gotten hazy, like trying to recall a dream >A loud noise startles you back to reality >It's like a jet engine right over your head >Look up, see a blue streak followed by a rainbow trail >Rainbro Dash >You watch your bro speed around the sky clearing clouds, being awesome >You'd call out to get her attention be you don't want to break her concentration >Sit back and watch your bro fly for a while >Space out again, thinking how cool it would be to fly with your bro >You'd be the kings of the sky. Two bros hanging out in the clouds >No more needing your bro to carry you or mooch a balloon off Twilight >Too bad your skinny ass can't grow wings >...Or can it? >You get up and run to Twilight's place 1/x
Anonymous
>>509866 I see Strelnikov has joined us, would you happen to know a friend of mine who goes by the name of heavy?
>>509934 ALWAYS WITH TERRIBLE JOKE OF HEAVY WEAPON GUY. HE HAVE TERRIBLE FAKE AGCENT AND SOUND LIKE MIX OF MUSCOVIT AND UKRAIN.
HE ALSO MY NEXT FAVORITE CLASS AFTER ENGINEER
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>509898 I'll see if i can't put some Rarity in the story I'm writing. I'll post it after I finish posting this one.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>You get to Twilight's library and see Spike with a stack of books about to go in the door >Hey Spike, is Twilight around? >"Yeah, she's inside. She's had her nose in some book for like, ever. I bet she could use a break." >You go in the library and find a purple unicorn surrounded by stacks of books, reading the hell out of one >Her horn is glowing and a quill is furiously scribbling notes, surrounded by an incandescent cloud of sparkles >She doesn't seem to notice you, she just keeps reading and scribbling >You clear your throat >She looks up with such a start that the quill flies across the room and the books nearly topple over on her >Uhh, hey, Twilight, Spike let me in, you're not too busy are you? >She's got a manic look in her eye, trying to hold the stack of books from falling >"No, no, it's fine, what can I do for you, Anon?" >Well I was out watching Rainbow do her thing earlier, and I know you did that spell with the floaty books last week >"My Levitating Litany of Literature?" She looks confused >...Uh, sure, that. Anyway, I want to know if you can magic me so I can fly or something >"Well...I guess I could try. I do know a wings spell for ponies, but I don't know if it will work for a..." >Human. These ponies are weird when it comes to talking about you >"Right, it's a really hard spell, but it couldn't hurt to try, and it could help me understand how the spell works anyway." >Her horn lights up brighter than you've ever seen it. Your bro's gonna flip shit. This was a good idea. 2/x
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I am monitoring this thread.>Show me your best, Æther.
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Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA >All the spell did was make a horde of moths latch themselves onto your back >"Don't panic, I can fix this! Just calm down! SPIIIKE!" Twilight is scurrying around looking for a book, almost panicked herself >Oh god their fucking bug legs >fixitfixitfixitfixitfixit...fixitfixitfixit >Spike comes in, half-eaten ruby in hand "What's all this noise about, Twili-" >He sees you, drops the ruby, and doubles over laughing >pokerface.html >"Spike, stop laughing and help me find this book!" Twilight is unamused >Five minutes of buggy goodness later and you make it out of the library, Twilight in tow spouting apologies >It's fine, Twilight, I'll just figure out another way to get off the ground that doesn't involve any eldritch horrors >Remember that Pinkie has a cannon and a head for insane inventions >Maybe a glider? No, you need something with more 'oomph' >Also remember that Pinkie almost got one over on you last time you talked >Maybe she'll have settled down and given up on trying to play Sluttershy? >...dammit >You go to Sugar Cube Corner anyway. No matter what, you're determined to fly with your bro 3/x
Anonymous
>>510021 Why yes, I do.
Enjoy, my fellows.
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Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>510018 You want best? You'll get best. Today I'll be giving you guys a look in to AFLiM, a little 3 post preview if you will. Enjoy.
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Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>The door chimes as you enter the sweet shop >Guarded, you approach the counter and wait >You don't have to wait long, as Pinkie Pie flings herself to the counter faster than you can blink >"Hey Anon, what can I get for you? Cupcakes? Ooh, or maybe some cookies, or OOH! How about some cake or-" >You stop listening. Seems like she's forgotten about last time, or at least is acting like it >Actually, Pinkie, I wanted to know how you build all your crazy party machines? >Her eyes light up, has no one ever asked that before? >"Omigosh, nopony's ever asked to see my workshop before! Come on back and I'll show you where I make all my party crackers and carts and ooh! THE PARTY CANNON!" She's really excited. >Better watch your back >You follow her into the back of the shop, where she has tools and benches set up, with projects in various stages of completion scattered around >Impressive workshop here, Pinkie, you built all these yourself? >She excitedly starts talking about all the projects she's worked on, all the way up to the propeller she built for Tank. >So THAT'S how they got the turtle to fly >If Tank can do it, why shouldn't it work for you? >Say Pinkie, you think you could make me a propeller or something like you make for Tank? >The pink earth pony thinks for a minute before rushing over to a workbench and scribbling something >"Wowie zowie! This is the best idea I've had yet!" 4/x
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>>510125 End. There was more of another one, but I didn't save it.
Albert Reginald
>>508381 These updates might be a bit slow. I'm feeling kinda groggy today
The heaviness subsided
Swirls of color flew about the backsides of his eyelids. It was dizzying and nauseating at first, then became soothing as ever changing shades of yellow, pink, blue and red mixed together.
Then complete darkness
A light breeze filled with the scent of cotton candy woke him. He was greeted by a pink pony whose mane bounced with every examining movement of her head. He was amazed to see such results after only four nights of failure. It had worked. The pink p0ny broke the silence after finishing her examination of the new creature lying on the grass before her.
"Hi! My name's Pinkie Pie! I've never seen you around here before. In fact I've never seen ANYTHING like you before! You look funny!"
The first thing he could think of was the question. A certain question he was to ask himself if he got this far.
"Am I dreaming? Am I dreaming? Am I dreaming?"
He continued this, poking and prodding himself, until Pinkie chimed in.
"You sure do have a weird way of saying hi. So what's your name weirdy weird lookin' weirdo?" She finished with a smile
"My name's Richard...just call me Rich"
Rich got up and brushed himself off. Thankfully he was wearing a full set of clothes instead of the pajamas he went to bed with. He took in the scenery. Colorful flowers adorned the trail past a few trees that lined it. The trees were a wonderful shade of brown and the leaves a light green. It was quite breathtaking.
Rich then walked out of the clearing and onto the path.
"We're in Everfree Forest, right?"
"Yeah! How'd you know?"
Rich ignored the question, afraid his subconscious might kick him out of this world right then and there.
I honestly have no idea where I'm going with this
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Anyone reading?>So you can do it? >"Of course I can, silly! And don't worry about paying, I'm sure we can figure something out." >You don't like the tone her voice took at the end there, but she's your only option for getting up in the air >...Right, sure, Pinkie >You back out of the room slowly >I'll come back in a few days and see how it's coming along >She eyes you for a few seconds before quickly turning back to her bench >You think you can deal with Pinkie if it comes to that. She's no Sluttershy or Applerape >Rainbro is gonna flip shit when she sees you flying like a boss, and this time, no magic to go horribly wrong >Decide to go home; the sun is going down >Walking back to your place >Fuck it's dark. How did the sun set so fucking fast? >Hear motion in the tree you're passing >awhellno.jpg 5/x
Anonymous
>>510165 why the FUCK are you putting a name to anon???
Anonymous
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>>510190 im reading, mostly in anticipation of your new one.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>510210 I think he's going for a new character, seeing as he's using third person instead of the traditional second person POV
I say let's see where it goes. It could be interesting.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>510068 I mean AFLiM2
>Three days >It's been three days since that fateful night of learning with Twilight. >Three days being minus an arm....not a fun experience for you. >You're still getting used to dressing yourself with one arm, at least your Rainbro is willing to help you with that, despite the wing boners from seeing you naked daily. >When Rarity came back from Canterlot, angry at Twilight's lie about needing to make dresses for Hoity Toity, she'd seen your state and naturally she became worried for you. >After explaining to her what had happened she broke down in tears, not only for her friend's fate, but yours as well. >Rarity seems to be the only one who offered Twilight any sort of pity. >You can't seem to find any fucks for the unicorn who put you through all that hell. >Rarity was nice enough to create a cloak for you that covered your stump of an arm >That made things a bit easier, now the p0nies in Ponyville stopped looking at you with fear and pity >Today you decided that you and your Rainbro would make a stop by Sugar Cub Corner for some much needed breakfast. >Pinkie, being that little bundle of joy she is, is eager to great the two of you. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Brace for impact >Your eyes are shut when the pegasus slams into you >You hit the ground with her on top of your chest >Fucking Slutters- >Your thoughts are cut off when you open your eyes to see your bro >She falls off of you, laughing her flank off >"You should see the look on your face, Anon!" >She sees your pokerface and calms down her laughing >"Oh, lighten up, Anon, if it were Fluttershy you know I'd have your back" >You always do, bro >She blushes but it's so dark you don't notice >"You on your way home? You want to come over to my place and hang out?" >Sure, Rainbow, sounds awesome. You pound her hoof with your hand >Your bro hoists you up and flies you to her house >Soon she won't have to carry you, you think to yourself 6/x
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>>510246 HNNNNNG DONT STOP
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>>510246 aether makes me cum from my eyes with text
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Four days later >Go to Sugar Cube Corner >Pinkie comes out of the back room so fast she might as well be flying >"Ooh Anon! You're just in time! I have a teeny-weeny itsy-bitsy model of what you wanted all made up!" >She speeds to her workshop and back to the counter >Crazy mare is enthusiastic about frigging everything >She puts the model on the counter >It has a disturbingly accurate scale model of you attached to the rig >You don't ask questions about it >That's really cool, Pinkie, I think that's going to work just fine >She's built a frame for you to pilot the device with a propeller above you and a stabilizer behind >Goddamn, for all the crazy random antics, Pinkie's a fucking wizard with pony technology >"I'll have the final machine for you in a week!" >Her voice changes from peppy and high to an eerie low breathy sound >"And then we can discuss your payment" >What have you gotten yourself into 7/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>How long has it been? >>You have long since learned to ignore the passage of time. It is meaningless when you are ageless >>Being Celestia's pawn, able to be sent back to the horrible abyss beyond the 7 o' clock alarm at any time, time is of little importance >>You live the way you are meant to >>And you do what you have to in order to live >>Unicorn magic effectively makes many advantages your hands offer over hooves obsolete >>Except for one >>You never thought you would be living this way >>You are surrounded by a large salted circle, stallions and mares roaring their glee all around as you stand victorious over your last opponent >>Ever since that bar fight, you have earned your metaphorical cutie mark in this world >>Ponyville is backwater. >>Ponys get bored. >>It must be no coincidence that Celestia placed you here >>You know that she is watching. Maybe not now, but she knows every move you make, every breath you take >>Her hoof feathers over your fate >>As your fallen opponent is wheeled off on a stretcher, you remain >>You try your best not to kill these horses, even if they're generally the lowest of Equestria's low >>Your manager approaches from behind, smirking a confident smirk >>You are the best thing that has ever happened to him >>“Good going, Anon. You dropped that one in one blow!” Saving energy>>“Good. Keep those bits coming.” >>He pats you on the back with his hoof and then leaves the ring >>The next fight is announced >>Takers ramble off odds >>Gamblers place their bets >>Your manager does the same >>He's low. Really low. But you wouldn't be earning your 'honest' living without him 1/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>510441 >>Without that, where would you get the money to be with your best bro? >>The next challenger approaches >>These aren't the weak little ponies who are half your size in the overworld. At least, not most of them >>These are muscle bound pugilists. For most of them, this is a second job. Fighting for the entertainment of others >>Does Celestia honestly condone this? >>The bell rings, and the crowd roars >>Your opponent faces you >>He thinks he's good. He thinks he's tough. Just like all the others >>Just like those three who tried to pick up Dash in the bar months earlier >>You put up your dukes and slouch behind your guard, stepping in >>He turns, rears his hind legs and tries to buck you out in one shot >>You've learned that your guard is too weak to stop such attacks in the past, but it's the equine equivalent to a haymaker >>You dart forward, slip under it, rear your right fist and throw a beastly right uppercut straight into his stomach >>His lungs empty. He falls to the ground >>The bell rings, and you stand over just another fallen adversary >>More bodies, more bits, more Dash >>Your manager approaches you again, the same smile on his face >>The fucking snake >>“Good job, Anon! That was your toughest one tonight” I want no less than fifty per-cent this time.
>>“Now, Anon, we'll discuss the split later. You got one more tonight.” >>You cringe It's usually five a night. What's so special about this one?
>>“Oh, she challenged you by name. So I set you up for one last match” She?
>>“Oh, yeah, the crowd loves this stuff! Try to put her down easy, eh? She's real little. And don't lose... I'm betting all of our night's winnings on you” 2/x
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
New story's going to be in the vein of the "first days" storylines, but take place a bit later. It's more about Anon actually getting really established in Equestria than about him first getting used to things. Sound like a plan?
Wuten
>>509737 >”Sounds good to me! I’ll head on into the kitchen to see what’cha have.” “Alright, I’m gonna get a shower.”
>She nods, a slight blush on her cheeks, but you assume it’s from the booze from the night before >You head to the bathroom, and can hear her moving stuff around in the kitchen >You turn on the water finally and toss your clothes to the floor, walking in >Goddamn water’s cold as fuck >You let out a loud yelp from it >Can be heard through the house >Rainbro stops whatever it is she was doing in the kitchen and you can hear hooves quickly clopping over to you >She runs in worried that you were injured or something >Sees you with nothing on, your entire body in full view >Awkward silence >Pomf. There go her wings. >Her face is redder than anything you’ve seen before >You make the first move to break the silence “Um… sorry about that. Heh.”
>Still no readable response from Rainbro except shock as her eyes are locked on you >You move your hands to cover your lower regions >Thank Celestia for having hands >Rainbro shakes her head quickly to snap her out of her stunned state >”Oh, sorry about… walking in on you like that, Anon” >Her wings are still rigid like statues, her face still red as she tries to look away from you >You walk over to your clothes, finally having something to decently cover your lower half >”I’ll… I’ll just be going back to the food, alright?” she forces a nervous smile as she quickly scurries off >You breathe a sigh of relief >Back to your shower 3/x
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>>510458 >>He backs out of the ring, and the rigamaroll of takers and betters starts up again. >>She? >>A small orange pony with white freckles steps into the ring, opposite of you >>You recoil Ap... Applejack?!
>>Your voice is filled with fear >>You remember the first rape attempt, back in the silo >>She can take a punch. She's tough, and she's so much shorter than you that you're going to have a hard time lining up your shots >>You shake your head. Are you honestly planning a strategy to fight Applejack? Celestia, what have you become? >>“Ah didn't know ya were into this sort of thing, Anon!” >>You glare at her. Your fists curl, your gloves whine from the stress. >>“And ah figure...” >>She lowers her volume to just enough for you to hear >>“...ya won't be able to resist me by the time ah'm done with ya...” >>She bats her eyelashes >>“...Sugarcube.” >>You cringe again >>The bell rings >>Applejack is no slouch, and runs in to headbutt you with a mighty warcry >>“YEEEE-HAW!” >>You recoil, the wind knocked out of you as she collides with your gut >>You bounce into the crowd. They want blood, they shove you back in while chanting your stage name Applejack, I swear to Celestia, you are going to get hurt
>>You have taken to replacing 'God' with 'Celestia.' You know no other deity. Celestia has made sure of that. >>The orange ball of rape ignores your threat and charges again 3/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>510490 >>Dukes up, shift right, duck low, throw a jab >>She swishes past it easily enough >>She bites your shoulder, and you roar in pain >>“Ah tfold ya ah like ith ruff!” >>You right hook her side while she grapples you >>Again >>And again >>She lets go and leans back on all fours, prepared to pounce again. She spits out a tuft of your shirt and grins madly at you >>“Gonna have to do better'n those little love taps o' yers, darlin'.” >>Your manager is frantically trying to withdraw his bet >>Fucking snake >>You bring your guard back up and shuffle around her >>She tracks you >>Predator and prey, you both calculate a plan of attack >>She leaps in again, turns to buck >>You know how to stop this, knock her out with one shot >>But for an instant you pause. >>Are you really willing to hurt applejack? >>You pause for another instant. You recall Celestia's terms. >>If you do anything to compromise the elements of harmony... >>She bucks your shins. Sharp pain, you go down >>Land on your stomach, slowly get onto your back and try to recover >>Applejack stands over you wearing a smug smile >>“Don't worry, ah reckon you'll be used to being in this position by tomarrah.” >>She straddles you, and lays into you >>Familiar blackness envelops you as you slip into dreamless sleep 4/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>510510 >>Light floods into your consciousness >>You gasp, flail your arms, sit upright >>You're so sore >>You run your hand over your chin. Nothing's broken >>All teeth are there >>But you are so sore >>Your surroundings match those of your bedroom ...What?
>>You look to your night stand, there is a coin sack over a letter >>You shove aside the sack. It is heavy as hell >>Take up the letter >>“Well, Sugarcube, thanks for the fun evening! If you're wondering about the money, I split the winnings fifty fifty with ya. Oh, and don't worry. I wouldn't have my way with an unconscious guy. Wouldn't be honest. Try to man up a little, hun.” >>Your manager is going to disown you for this Fucking Applejack
5/x
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Anonymous
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>>510531 I have to admit, i really liked that one lol.
Glory to the Tripfags
Sun E. Dee
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Applerape>Leave Twilight's place late at night >head home >Walking past a dark alley >Applejack pops out >"Hai there, Anon. I made you a cupcake" >She gives it to you >look down at it >there are pills sticking out of the frosting >laugh You got to be kidding me. This is slightly too half-baked to even be one of Fluttershy's ploys. at least she made sure the drugs weren't in plain sight.>Silence >Look up >Applejack vanished ...Uhh...Applejack?>Feel a blackjack strike the back of your head >fall to the ground >see applejack's sillouette above you as you black out >wake up in a ditch behind Ponyville 3 hours later >crotch is wet and all your clothes are gone DAMN YOU APPLEJAAAAAAACK!!!
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I was promised Rapity. I see no such thing.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>510460 You mean things like getting a job, buying a house, and actually integrating into society?
Anonymous
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>>510460 sounds good to me
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>>510619 Hey gf, how big's your dick????
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>510619 Yeah. A lot of the stories mention Anon's house, my story I'm writing now has to do with how he got it.
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>The next week crawls by. You chalk it up to excitement for your soon-to-be flying >In the back of your mind you know it's actually dread for what Pinkie's idea of "payment" will be >Dodge two Flutterrape attempts and get saved from an Applejacking by your bro >Day finally comes to pick up your flying machine >Holy shit, you think. You still can't believe a pony could pull off making something that can fly without magic >Go to Sugar Cube Corner again >Crowd of ponies surrounds Pinkie Pie. Fucking balloons everywhere >So much for surprises, but Rainbro is nowhere to be seen >Make your way through the crowd to where Pinkie is standing >After making a long, hyperactive speech, she unveils your flyer >So much win. You can't wait to take it out for a go. >Ponies clear an area as Pinkie explains the workings >"Well the first thing you do is get in and secure the straps..." >Whole thing seems perfectly fitted to you, which is a little creepy, since Pinkie never took any measurements... >"...so you just pull this lever and use these pedals to spin the propellers!" >You probably should have been listening harder to that instruction, but you think you got the gist >Up up, and away? 8/x
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>a package rests on your doorstep >champagne, chocolates, a top hat, and a love letter signed from an anonymous admirer >obviously Rarity >drink champagne >eat chocolates >put hat at a jaunty angle and proceed to stumble around Ponyville >wander to Rarity's home, who tries to hide delight at your acceptance of her gift >"Oh my Anon, that hat looks lovely on you! Now where did you get it?" >if she fluttered her eyelashes any faster, she'd gain lift >your words slur and you wobble >Rarity looks a little put off, but an idea clearly pops into her head >"Oh, what a state you're in... do come inside! It wasn't expecting you necessarily, but I did a cleaning up." >candles everywhere, rose petals on the floor, and a bright red couch with more bubbly >you sink into the couch, unsteady on your feet >the unicorn slides into place next to you, a flash of blue magic fills the air with music >"Oh Anon... I must admit that I am mad about you! I know this is terribly forward of me, but... oh, as that ruffian Applejack would say, I want you to make a woman of me!" >stare into Rarity's half-lidded eyes, her lips pursed and heading in for a kiss >throw up >Rarity doesn't so much as look at you for a month Don't know what feel
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>510246 >She wraps the two of you up in a strong hug. >"Hi guys! Do you want the usual or do you want some cupcakes, or maybe you want donuts or..." "Pinkie!"
>She stops "Pancakes would be nice please."
>She smiles and nods and bounces off in to the kitchen. >You and Rainbro take a seat at a window seat >Ponyville, always bustling with activity. >You decided it'd be best to not tell the townsfolk about what had happened aside from Mayor Mare and a few others. >The Mayor, who's actually quite the sweetheart, gave you a weeks bits in advance and gave you the week off. You could afford anything at this point. >Pinkie returns with your meal and both you and Rainbro munch away happily. >As you swallow your bite of orgasmic pancakes you take a look at yourself. >This new attire Rarity made for you makes you feel a little like a bad ass. >Rarity wanted to go a bit out of her element to set you up with new clothes to match your overall mood....as much as you hate to admit it she was dead on for the mood. >When you look over your clothes you can't help but remember a game you played way back before you came to Equestria >It was a game about some kid with a giant key and this organization wearing black coats spouting about darkness over and over again. >You actually started a drinking game over how many times the word 'darkness' was used....you'd never been more drunk in your life. >You never really got in to it but you thought the organization coats seemed pretty bad ass and Rarity was able to recreate the look almost down pact. >you think its a little spooky considering she's never been to earth. Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>510667 I can foresee the size of houses becoming a minor plot point, because if you look closely the houses in Ponyville are about Hobbit-sized. That, and what kind of job could Homo Sapiens get in pone world? Something involving high manual dexterity, like carpentry.
Anonymous
I think that the Boxing story could work as the payment that Fillydel's current story is working up to.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>510727 Yeah so what if I'm using those coats in this story its not like I'm actually about to do some shitty crossover. I just think the clothes are bad as fuck...cause well they are imo. And no there's no saddlesore to be seen here.
Anonymous
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>>510716 >>510716 I feel bad because Rarity reminds me of myself sometimes in life...
....and also she's really hot.
I like her cheesey romance stuff.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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I keep trying to submit my drawing... but it won't come through. This is annoying.
Anonymous
>AFLiM Where can I find this? Google gives no results. Archive or something?
Anonymous
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>>510749 We will always love you and your work, fret not.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>510733 We'll see. In my Rainbro story I've got Anon unemployed so whatever job he gets won't be his finalized one in my storylines.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>509134 Whew... Drawing this stuff is difficult! This is actually my first time drawing from behind a pony, I'm not used to those perspectives!
and I am still yet to draw a decent human, or even pony for that matter Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>510856 I would of had Applejack running or something, but the behind pose was difficult enough!
I can only hope to improve for the future
Wuten
>>510479 >You walk out of the bathroom, slipping into your pants from the past night >They’re not dirty, why waste the water? >You walk down the stairs to the kitchen >Rainbro’s already seeming to be cooking something “Smells like something good’s being cooked in here!”
>She turns to look at you with a smile on her face >Notices you still don’t have a shirt >Blush returns >”It’s… just toast, y’know. Nothin’ really special about it.” >You shrug, still smells good >You reach for dishes for both of you >Toast springs out and lands on the plates just as you swing them around >Feel like a boss >You both sit down at the table, Rainbro grabs a jar of berries and pours them onto both of your plates >You wonder why no jelly, but put the berries on the toast anyway and take a bite >sweetjesus.jpg >Smile at Rainbro, hold up a brofist for this food of the gods >She completes the brofist, digging into her breakfast as well >”So yeah… sorry for walking in on you like that. Was worried AJ was hiding in there or something.” >This mare, man. This mare “Nah, it’s alright. You were just looking out for your bro, that’s all.”
>She nods, you don’t notice her stealing glances of your exposed torso >”So you’re not mad or anything?” she asks, surprised “No way, we’re bros, not like you’re Fluttershy or Applejack or something,” you laugh
>She blushes a bit >”Yeah, I wouldn’t try something like that…” >You pat her on the head, scratching it “You and me. Bros to the end.”
>She nods, a bit absently >”Yeah… bros to the end…” >END So, how'd I do for my first time? :)
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>510737 I feel like I'm being uncreative, but I just think the prevalence of magic would keep (at least my interpretation of) anon from being competitive in much anything else. And I established something of a precedence for any future stories I write as to what anon is good at in my past stories. His ability to adopt a a posture where he can capitalize on mistakes and counter accordingly would give him what some might consider an unfair advantage, even if I think he would end up being the boxing equivalent of a glass cannon.
I guess I could have made him an artist, instead.
Ponygon !Gi8l6ezzXk
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K, im ba- Holy crap this thread grew!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>510727 >After the two of you finish your meal you thank Pinkie and set off back in to town. >"So bro wanna go to the park and watch me blow yo mind with my awesome tricks? >You politely decline, for various reasons >There was something about how Twilight acted that really caught your attention that night >It kept sleep from you for the post part of these past three days. >She didn't seem like one to go out of her way to do such a thing....having you go through your life like some mouse in a maze with her as your overseer. >Then again she had put her entire personality up as a front to lure you in to a false sense of security...which worked. >You find yourself drawn to the library yet again. >When you open up the door and make your way in you see Spike cleaning up the place. "Hey Spike."
>He doesn't answer you >He seems to be more shaken up about Twilight's banishment than anyone else here, after all she was like a sister to him. "Spike....there's something that's been on my mind for a while now, can you get me the notes and books Twilight had been using for the past week before all of this happened?"
>Spike raises his eyebrow at you in concern, but does as you ask. >He gets you every book and every scroll Twilight has written upon for the last two weeks. >You get to work, thinking that something here holds the key behind the reason for Twilight's Insane Test. >You don't pay attention to how long this takes. >Before you know it the sun has began its decent and night is beginning to consume the sky. >Spike has already made his way to bed, making sure to light the candles for you. >as your reading you don't notice a certain presence creep up upon you. >"You won't find anything in there you know....I'm very good at my job." >Discord. Wuten
>>510882 As an addition, I thought I'd post up what I see Anon's house looking like. Since he lives alone, it's more or less just the necessities, in addition to a few things that I've seen in a lot of greentext stories.
Granted, I did it in about 5 minutes in MS Paint, so it's not very detailed, just the basic stuff. This is kind of a vague diagram of what I picture Anon's house looks like in these stories.
Anonymous
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>510942 Your representation looks a lot like how I would picture Anon's house, but with only slight rearrangements.
Anonymous
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>510942 That's fairly close description to what I've envisioned Anon's house being like. It also fits with my idea of him having to pay for it himself or have work done pro bono.
Anonymous
>>510882 personal opinion?
please keep going, this is good Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>This thing's easy enough to fly, just like riding a bike, only way up in the air >Oohs and aahs from the crowd. Guess they've only ever seen pegasi and balloons fly >Take it to the limit, Anon >Lean forward and pedal as fast as you can; you find yourself going faster than you ever could on foot >At this rate you might even keep up with- >Sluttershy pulls up along side you >"Oh, Anon, you're up so very high, you could fall." >She moves closer and closer to you, eying you as you pedal to stay aloft >Of course she shows up now, you think, now that your hands are occupied steering and your feet are pedaling >You're essentially defenseless as she starts poking at you with her nose, trying to find your pants zipper as you pedal >Goddamnit, this is not good >You stop pedaling and let yourself fall to escape >Sluttershy squeals in surprise and falls behind as you frantically try to stop the fall >You regain control and see the pegasus in pursuit >Oh, it. is. on. >Full throttle, baby. You pull away and lose Sluttershy before returning to Pinkie and the crowd to land. 9/x
Anonymous
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Anyways, I'm going to do a little more drawing studies. I'll chill with you guys later!
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>510942 Your story was awesome!
Can't you continue the day? Since they're locked in the house and can't leave it would be intressting to see what happens...
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>511012 I've posted this and keep posting, if you want to catch yourself up to speed with my sequel here:
http://pastebin.com/u/AetherPony read up on Advanced Friendship: Learning is Magic 1.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>510942 Somehow I imagined it even more minimalistic that that. I don't know where he'd get a TV, so there really wouldn't be much beyond kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom. I also figured that there'd be next to nothing separating the kitchen and living room.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
Wuten
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>>511067 Yeah. Again, a lot of it was based on the fact that most, if not all, Rainbro stories end up having them watching movies and drinking booze. So I just kinda threw in a couch and television in the living room and called it good.
>>511044 >>510999 We'll see. Maybe I'll continue once I have more free time, I just kinda whipped that one up as an experiment on how good I could be. :)
Anonymous
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Fettishy> afternoon of reading > hear a knock at my door > expecting package of apples > open door Hell-> its fluttershy > she's covered in blood > wearing entrails and what I believe to be the head of a goat > she starts chanting, her eyes go blank > the sky starts turning black > im having visions of ponies brutally killing eachother Fluttershy satanism isnt my fettish> "oh okay" > shut the door > go to bed > contemplate suicide
Albert Reginald
>>510165 "Well now that you're up, lemme take you to Ponyville! You can meet all of my friends!"
Rich happily followed Pinkie Pie on the path to Ponyville while still admiring the scenery. He silently uttered a small cheer for himself, for he had done what he previously thought impossible. He had entered the world of Equestria. It may not be the real thing, if such a place ever existed, but it was pretty damn close. In the back of his head Rich swore he heard the words, 'wake up', but he ignored it and continued to follow the enthusiastic p0ny.
"You're gonna love them! There's Twilight who knows a bunch of stuff! She reads a lot." She emphasized the word 'lot'. Then there's Applejack..."
Pinkie went on about each of the mane 6 until finally getting to herself.
"Then there's Pinkie Pie! She's really funny and she loooves parties!" She gasped "Why don't I ask her to throw you a welcome to Ponyville Party? Wait! I'm Pinkie Pie!" Another gasp, bigger than the last, "I can throw you a Welcome to Ponyville Party!"
Rich laughed at Pinkie's hilarious epiphany as they finally reached Ponyville. From the clearing he could make out Fluttershy's cottage. The two walked until they hit Twilight's Library. Supposedly Pinkie wanted Rich to meet Twilight first. It made sense to him seeing as he was a species no on-...better yet nop0ny had ever heard of. It didn't matter. He was in Equestria for now. When he woke up he could jot down whatever happened, but for now he was going to enjoy it.
Albert Reginald
>>511143 ...
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"What do you mean 'just fell into it'?!"
It was dark. The room was a bleak color of grey. The sun was barely rising. Small rays of light peered through the blinds of the window. A beep could be heard every third of a second from a device hooked up to Richard's chest.
"Yes ma'am. That's just it. The only thing the EKG could show us was that his conscious mind sort of...lapsed with his subconscious, causing him to just fall into a coma."
"That makes no fucking sense! You're telling me that his brain just ate his consciousness?" She said through sobs.
"I-...I'm sorry, ma'am but that's the only explanation we have."
"what now"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said What now? What is there to do now? Just wait? Isn't there anything you can do about it?"
"Well you see attempting to force him out of this may leave mental scarring or worse...permanent brain damage."
Hearing the words 'brain damage' forced her to think of the Pink Floyd song her son would always play from that CD every time they got in the car. She broke down and cried into her husband's chest. There was nothing to do now but wait.
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
>>510882 A very solid RainBRO story. Makes for a nice break from this craziness Aether's got going on right now. (No to say it isn't my cocaine or anything.)
Albert Reginald
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>>511149 That's all I got right now. Still kinda groggy and this stupid weather's not helping.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>After getting mobbed by the crowd and offered a job delivering Rose's roses, Pinkie beckons you inside the shop >"So did you like it, Anon? Huh? I'm not sure what to call it but I have a few ideas, want to hear them?" >That's okay, Pinkie, I'll just call it a helicopter for now. >"Ooh, helicopter, that's no fun, what about whirly-do or zippy-dippy or *gasp* WHIRLY-DIPPY!" >I'll keep those in mind. It's great though, you've really outdone yourself here >You've got a bad feeling about this, but you're going to get to fly with your bro, so you go ahead anyway >"Well it's good you like it, Anon," Pinkie's voice changes to her creepy seduction voice again >"Because we still have to work out how you'll repay me." >Of course, you knew this was coming AND you spent all your bits on booze with Dash yesterday, like an idiot >You look at your shoes knowing that you brought this on yourself >Maybe you'll take Rose up on that job offer after all >You look back up at the counter >Pinkie's got that look in her eye >This could get bad, what are you saying? This WILL get bad >But you're too focused on flying with Rainbro to turn down the machine Pinkie built >What did you have in mind, Pinkie? >You know where this is going and you know you're going to regret this, but fuck it, it's for your bro >"Weeeeeelllllllllllllllll... to pay me back for the whirly-dippy we could go in the back room..." 10/x I really should be posting these faster...
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>"...and you could help me clean the kitchen. Gummy made a huge mess in there with one of his wild nights!" >Her tone changes again, the bipolar mare, back to her usual high hyper voice >No, Pinkie, I can't do- Wait, what? >You look past her to see the baby alligator sitting on the counter surrounded by flour and dough and...bottles? >Pinkie laughs and places a hoof on your shoulder >"What did you THINK I was going to have you do? Rainbow would have my head if she found out I did whatever YOU were thinking about." >Your bro has your back, and Pinkie knows it. Such a good bro. >"Unless," she says in her low voice >"You want to pay me back, some other way?" >I'll help you clean Gummy's mess, Pinkie >You let out a relieved sigh >Pinkie seems disappointed, but still plotting something, you know it >Dodged a bullet there...sort of... >You finish cleaning without Pinkie trying anything funny except a few pranks and jokes >Go outside to your flying machine and look up to see Rainbow doing loops in the park >All the win in the world is about to go down, bro, get ready >You get in and take off >Time to blow your bro's mind 11/x
Anonymous
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>>510939 I hate you for being so damn alluring with your stories. I eagerly await the rest.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Closing in on Dash, going fast as a motherfucker towards your bro >She doesn't hear you coming, just keeps doing her thing >You get close enough to yell >Hey Dashie! >Your bro whips around to look for who called her >She sees you on your insane Pinkie-engineered flying machine, pumping your dumb monkey legs to stay in the air >Her jaw drops and her concentration breaks, sending her careening into the bushes. >You whiz over to the crash-site and hover over Dash >Her mouth is wide open; she looks like a deer caught in headlights >Need a lift, Dashie? >Your second use of the nickname snaps her out of it. She blushes, then gets up, stammering questions >"How- when did- bu- what the buck, Anon? You can fly now?" >You can't tell if she's excited or just really really confused >Pinkie made it for me. Want to see what it can do? >"Y-you know it, Anon!" >You fly around with your bro showing off your newfound mobility >This worked out really well >Almost too well... >Oh well 12/x
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>You fly with your bro until the sun starts going down >This is gonna make hanging out so much cooler >At least 20% cooler, though you were never really great at math >It's getting dark now, you both decide to call it a day >Hey Dash, how about some booze and movies at my place to celebrate getting my wings? >"I think you meant movies and booze, but I'll let it slide if you beat me there." >You serious, bro? >"Anon, if you beat me there, booze is on ME." >Can't refuse THAT challenge. It's ON, bro. >You pedal faster than you've ever pedaled before >Look to your side. Holy shit, you're keeping up with the Dash! >She looks right back at you, smirks, blasts ahead of you, and leaves you in a trail of rainbow >You wonder if Pinkie can supe up her invention, but decide that you should wait until you can pay her in gold instead of potential mental scarring. >Make it home. See Dash leaning on your door, ego practically beaming from her. >"Well you can fly, I'll give you that, but you're still a slowpoke, Anon." >You laugh through wheezing breaths and let her in. >You know, you never said what happens if YOU win, bro >She stops for a second before answering >"Well I knew I'd win anyway, so I didn't think of anything." >"But if you're gonna split hairs, then I guess you can come with me to Cloudsdale for my flight school reunion next week." >You got it, bro. >You spend all night watching movies and drinking. >What a bro. End Next story will be up later tonite
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>510832 >>510832 All of his stuff is in this:
http://pastebin.com/u/AetherPony You're looking for "Advanced Friendship: Learning is Magic"
Anonymous
Trying to post a story, but the page keeps telling me the post is spam. Advise?
Anonymous
>>511239 anyp0ny and somep0ny
Some others may be filtered too.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
alright, finally someone started up a non-specific thread> heading over to twilight's > enter > "hey anon!" hey twilight> "thank goodness you came buy, I've got a favor to ask you" sure, what's that?> "can you tell me about humanity?" what do you want to know?> "oh you know, historical achievements, political structures, anatomy" what was that last one?> "alright, anatomy it is!" woah, slow down there twilight> my shirt comes flying off > "interesting, so the mammaries are above the center of mass" twilight, what are you doing?> "documenting your anatomy" > belt comes undone > grab hold of pants hold on there twilights> "can't, there's science to be done" > pants come down > underwear with them stop it twilight> she doesn't listen > furiously scribbling away details about my junk > pull my pants up > attempt to storm out > door slams shut > she's looking angry > "oh no, now we need to move onto functions" > there go my pants again twilight, no> groin starts glowing with magic > feel stroking > start to get hard > twilight, continuing to write facts down > smack my dick, trying to keep it down twilight, I'm done being experimented on> " but there's still so much to learn" you can ask me, you don't need to force me> "science is best done by observation" > "besides, we still need to collect a seminal fluid sample"
Anonymous
>>511253 Motherfucker... I guess I'll just post a pastebin.
Applejack: Booty Warrior
http://pastebin.com/VunCfznc Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>511298 > feeling stroking again dammit twilight
> hope maybe distracting her would get her to stop > run at her > she forces me back > cup levitates its way over to me > suddenly, feel amazing feeling > wasn't even close to cumming > now I ejaculate into cup > "see anon, now was that so bad?" > she turns around > I'm already out the door crazy bitch and her experiments, who can I trust in this damn town?
Albert Reginald
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>>510727 >When you look over your clothes you can't help but remember a game you played way back before you came to Equestria >It was a game about some kid with a giant key and this organization wearing black coats spouting about darkness over and over again. I fucking love Kingdom Hearts
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
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>>511306 Oh damn, Tsar's in here too?! Now we just need Dash...
shankedCircuit
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>>511299 >"AH'M A WARRIOR! " Lost it there
Anonymous
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
This is how i though anons house would look like. I just done it in ms paint so dont judge me
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>511443 I'm a genius
Posting without pic
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>511298 Hell yeah, man. Great to see ya again.
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is previous thread pastebined or archived? i wanna see the start of leucine's. and your stuff is worth saving.
We need another sweetiebelleraritydaughter story. It just fits.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>510939 sorry for the wait, was doing laundry like a sir.
>You wheel around to face this unknown entity. >You've never laid eyes on such a monstrosity to nature before in your life. >You've heard stories from the others, but none of them could prepare you for this. >Discord, the epitome of chaos itself, seemingly stitched together from various animals. >It's fairly unnerving to say the least. >You stand, but you maybe come half way to Discord's height >"As I said before Anon. You won't find anything in her notes. I'm not one to write down my work." "...Who are you and how do you know my name?"
>"Oh silly me, we've never been properly introduced. I am Discord, chaos incarnate." >As he introduces himself he brings for a small glass of chocolate milk. He sips on the glass drinking it as if it were a liquid, he tosses the actual milk behind him and it explodes upon impact." >"Please to make your acquaintanceship Anon." >You can't say the same in this instance. >he snakes over to you and puts an arm around your good shoulder. >"I'll be more than happy to reveal the reasons behind Twilight's sudden...inexplicable behavior on one condition." >You're afraid to ask what that could be. >Discord suddenly turns his gaze under the desk you were sitting at. >"Oh, so nice of you to join us. Anon, I'd like you to meet my new protege." >You see the shadow of a pony slink out from underneath >When this pony's psychical form comes in to existence you can't help but cringe. >It was as if Discord had become a pony, minus the horns and beard. It seemed to be some sewn together alicorn from various animals. >"I'd like you to meet Atlas." >Holy fuck there are two of these things. >Man whatever holy weapon you can Anonymous
i kinda wanna see a story about the CMC getting curious about anon. . .
shankedCircuit
>>511482 That is almost exactly what I envisioned Anon's house looking like.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>511482 you read my freaking mind! Like seriously, everything is exactly how I pictured it to be. 'grats to you sir, you win an internet
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>511531 There's a comic lyin' around somewhere where it's shown that Sweetie Belle was conceived from unprotected sex while filming a porno.
Anonymous
>>511482 Yup this is pretty much how I see Anon's house in these stories. Good job!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>511482 ....*slow clap* congratulations sir you're a god damned geneous.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Might as well hop on the pastebin bandwagon:
http://pastebin.com/u/Leucine There's just the last story in there. I had the threads the parts were in saved. Beyond that I'll have to go and grab the archives someone posted up to get the rest of my shite.
Also keep up the great work, folks. Good to see this thread take off so much.
Anonymous
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>>511560 Already working on that one, actually.
>>511598 By galavalance or something.
Yeah well we need the story fluttershy DIDN'T tell to the CMC and write it as if she told them when they were older.
It's a plothole in our headfiction.
Anonymous
just so im on the same page, you guys write stories about anon who lucid dreams his way into equestria and is living in ponyville, rainbow dash is a bro and from what i can tell your only friend, pinkie pie is the same as in the show rarity doesnt really appear lol fluttershy is a rapist, and I havent seen anything about applejack but from the original post(applerape) shes a rapist too... now in these "anons adventure." stories does it always follow that basic outline? I didnt read all of them, but do some of them go outside of that? sorry if i come off as rude im just wondering
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>511549 >"I'd like you to meet Atlas." >ATLAS came
>>511561 >>511592 >>511608 >>511634 thanks didnt thought you guys imagined it like this too
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Anyone have constructive criticism for my story? I want to improve, but I dunno what the community thinks needs work.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>511663 You mean like the story Applejack didn't tell Applebloom about how she's really Big Mac and Applejack's daughter?
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>511482 I'm amazed that this is near identical to how I see Anon's house. Ye're a gent.
Anonymous
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>>511549 I hope Anon packs some of these around with him
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>>511716 Kinda.
I need the gap in between "yeah I'll tell you how that worked out when you're older" and "well I told you now that you're older but that doesn't matter as I'm drunk as fuck lol".
Fill it in with your literair expertise.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>511689 Thats the idea from this thread, writing new storys with new characters because its getting hard to get new funny ideas.
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>>511783 > sweetiebelle is rarity's daughter caused by a porno incident with fluttershy as whitness New/previously unimplemented ideas?
Multiple anons have stated this before me. I now am too waiting for deliverance.
Anonymous
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>>511783 yeah im just curious, ive got some free time and was thinking about writing a short series of stories about what i think it would be like to be in equestria, I was just wondering if my story would have any place in this thread if I didnt follow the lucid dream Idea ect ect...I need to become a tripfriend so i can post my art and other misc pony things
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>511560 order up!
> chilling at the park > nopony can rape me here > three little fillies messing around > decide to watch them, for lack of anything else to watch > "cutie mark crusaders!" d'aww they've got their own club, how cute
> start heading over this way > white and purple one speaks > "excuse me mister anon" yes, little one?
> "my name's sweetie bell, this is applebloom, and she's scootaloo" > "hey" > "howdy" > " we're the cutie mark crusaders!" yes, I heard you cheering back there
> "we were hoping you'd help us get our cutie marks?" I suppose, what do you need help with?
> "we were thinking that maybe we'd be......human experts" oh no
> scootaloo tackles me > holds my arms down > applebloom starts searching my pockets > sweetiebell is checking out my clothes > "he ain't got anything in his pockets" > " why does he wear these all the time?" > slides hoof into pants > sweetie belle blushes tremendously > "oh, my" > "what sweetie bell?" > applebloom comes over > I'm struggling against a surprisingly strong scootaloo > apple bloom sticks hoof down my pants > "what is 'tarnation is this thing?" it's....it's something fillies aren't supposed to play with
> "well why not?" because it's a secret that only stallions know about
> all in unison > "oooOOOOoooh" > sweetie belle gets a look in her eyes > "maybe we can be the first mares to know about it" > "maybe this'll earn us our cutie marks!" > dammit scootaloo don't contribute Anonymous
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>there is a knock on your door >great, its the CMC grinning like knee-high retards >Applebloom is the first to speak "Hey Anon! We just had a doozy of a idea to get our cutie marks!" >the other two nod frantically >you facepalm What's your idea?>Sweetie Belle speaks, hopping up and down "First, you have to lay down on the bed!" >humoring them so they'll leave when their scheme fails, you lay down with a pomf Wah. What are we going to do on the bed?>Scootaloo flops onto your stomach and the rest follow, climbing on top of you >Apple Bloom is sitting on your lap >"Ah don't know what t'do from here." >Sweetie Belle pats your chest with her hooves >"Well what did Applejack say?" >it dawns on your what idea they got from their sisters >"She said 'Ah wanna ride Anon all day long' when she was havin' her 'private time' in the barn..." >you grab the squirming trio and chuck them out the door >you feel unclean >ignore the CMC trying to get back inside >must scrub it away
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>511904 > they start working at my pants girls, girls!
> button's off girls stop!
> zipper's down > suddenly cheerilee comes by Miss Cheerilee!
> "oh my, what are those girl's doing?" it's a long story, please, just help me
> "alright girls, I think we should leave Mr. Anon alone now" > "b-but his stallion secret will earn us our cutie marks!" > "no...I don't think so girls" > in unison > "awww" > fix myself up thanks Miss Cheerilee
> "no problem anon" > she trots away > applebloom speaks up > "we're awful sorry we did that to you Mr.Anon" it's alright applebloom
> pat her on the head but when people have secrets they don't want to share, don't force them to share it, ok?
> sweetie belle chimes in > "ok Mr.Anon" now you girls go find your cutie marks!
> "yay! cutie mark crusaders!" Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>511549 >Atlas speaks >his voice makes you think of satan himself. >Atlas doesn't speak with one constant tone, it changes to fit both genders and the tones are always different, its like he speaks with previously recorded audio from millions of other p0nies. >"Hi boss. I've done what you've asked me. The griffins had no idea until it was too late..." >"Excellent. Now if we could get back to the matter at hand." "Yes...please....just don't let your little friend talk."
>Atlas looks at you with an annoyed glare, but it disappears just as quick as it was made. >"I want to play a game Anon. If you win I'll tell you all about little Crylight Sparkle. If you lose....we'll just save that for later." >you gulp, nervous as what's to come. >You start to think about what Discord may have planned for you >What kind of sick and depraved game is he going to make you play. >your imagination runs wild and you turn a new shade of white >you begin to sweat nervously >each new thought becomes worse than the last >You feel as though you'll go crazy if you keep thinking up of different games >wait Discord still hasn't said anything "Wait...what game are you gonna have me play?"
>"My dear Anon, you've already won." ".....what?"
>"You see, I could have made those thoughts of yours come to life, to play each and every little game your mind could come up with, watching as Ponyville here collapses in the process, but that's so small. As of you I'd of rather let your mind run wild so I could take a look, and I must say my I've been sated. Your paranoia is much more chaotic than what you could've done to the p0nies here. >Fucking Discord. Anonymous
Anonymous
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BUMP FOR MASS INTEREST IN SWEETIEDAUGHTER
Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>512376 >>512344 It won't be sweetie daughter but it'll be somethin.
Anonymous
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>>511644 Thank you so much sir.
Anonymous
The fuck is up with all this greentext?
Wuten
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>>512475 Well, it's an "Anon in Equestria" thread, so the majority of posts are going to be greentext.
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
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>mfw this was my idea, I even came up with the name Aaaaand... that's pretty cool! I'll be sure to contribute something this weekend since I love you all so much.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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Ok guys I'm gonna catch some sleep. I hope you keep the thread alive so I read some awesome stories tomorrow, ok? Night
Anonymous
I'm surprised there's almost no Lyra in any threads like this. She's no Fetishy (Best stalker), but she certainly has potential. Reposting.>your neighbor Bonbon introduces you to her friend Lyra >you hit it off pretty well - she seems pretty interested in hearing about human society and the way things were back where you came from, and you oblige, telling her and Bonbon stories about your childhood and life in your hometown >you occasionally catch her staring at your hands whenever you’re doing something like picking stuff up or using the clicker to change the channel on the TV, but you think nothing of it >Soon Bonbon has to go home, and she pointedly tells Lyra that she should probably think about doing the same >she laughs, and says she’ll be going soon, but can she use your bathroom first, Anon? >you point her down the hall and she shuts the door behind her >15 minutes later, she still hasn’t come out, and you’re starting to get a little concerned >go to check on her, and start hearing strange noises behind the door >knock gently >”Everything okay in there?” >the door isn’t closed very tightly and it swings slowly open >Lyra is going through your laundry hamper >she has a pair of your jeans pressed to her face, her nose where the crotch would be and her face is blushing deeply in what can only be arousal >you’re not sure what to do and stand there in shocked silence for several minutes as one hoof wanders south… >she opens her eyes and realizes you’re watching her >and that’s when things start getting weird
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>512792 see, the only problem I have with a character like Lyra is that she's got no personality to build off of. It's difficult to place where exactly on the spectrum she is, and as such, one can only write generic stalker actions such as jeans sniffing.
the Mane 6, CMC, princesses, etc. They have at least enough personality to get a good feel for how the story would progress.
or maybe it's just me, who knows
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>511930 after this I'm gonna go grab a few energy shots so I can keep my happy ass awake for you guys tonight.
>To say you're confused is to say the least >"Now I'll stick to my end of the bargain." >You eagerly await his response. >"Twilight, was a good student, she was always on time with her studies. After her little incident with me there was one instance to where she had become....tardy." >You aren't following. Apparently no one has told you this story. >"Her little antics, her want it/need it spell, and the chaos she wrought upon these p0nies. All of them destroying each other to get to her little doll...that ushered my return." >Discord brings forth a small cotton candy cloud that rains down chocolate milk in to a few glasses, he hands one to you. >knowing that if Discord can read your mind and that he's entirely capable of much more, you take his offering without trouble. >This time when the drink is consumed both milk and glass become a culmination in your mouth. The taste isn't the most enjoyable but you're able to stomach the contents. >Discord continues >"After that moment a mere shadow of me was able to break forth from my confinement. That shadow is here with us." >Discord points to Atlas >"Atlas, being the good little minion that he is, focused on the point that caused such chaos to bring him in to existence. When he found Twilight he set himself in to her mind, slowly moving a few things around. Eventually she was nothing more than a pawn within the grand scheme of things. Such a tragedy really." >Twilight, the one who put forth all that effort to test you, who had your entire life planned out by the hour, was nothing more than a pawn in the face of Discord >Your face turns pale and you've been forced to sit again in light of this information. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>The mental games are starting to effect you more and more in your life >>Your sleeps are more and more restless >>Celestia has taken to implanting unpleasant images in your brain. Flashes of your past life. >>Never the good parts >>As far as you know, there are no good parts >>Not like in Equestria >>Under the rule of the benevolent Celestia, life is better. You love Celestia. She is your God. You owe her everything >>You have taken to praying to her for a cure to your insomnia >>The cycle is vicious >>Celestia made sure of that >>The fighting is good money. Good, and you're good AT it >>Save for Applejack, there are only a few fights you've lost >>And you're confident that you could have won those just as likely as they did >>But it isn't perfect >>It's underground >>Frowned upon by Pony society >>Ponyville is but one stop on the yearly tour, and you cannot follow it >>You are anchored to Ponyville. Celestia made certain of that. >>So your employment is far from permanent >>You supplement your fight money, which needs to last you most of a year, with income from odd jobs around ponyville >>Just like when you were new. Help people move, help stock stores when they are short on horsepower >>Every once in a while you serve as a bouncer at a bar >>But your business opportunities sometimes get squandered when people like Twilight are around >>Fucking magic >>Poor girl does not realize it, but she makes your life harder than it needs to be >>You can't believe where you've ended up as a result 1/x
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>Climbing a tall tower >If I can get to the top, I find the Mcgruffin that can get me home....I can't stand these raping ponys anymore >On what felt like the the top...I can see the skyline from here >Hear an absolutely abhorrent screaming >Go for cover, but its too late >An blast of mortar and stone hits you in the face >Jesus....its Fluttershy >"GIVE ME YOUR ANGER ANON, LET IT BOIL TO THE SURFACE! LET YOUR FURY FLOW FREELY! ANGER BEGETS ANGER! COMEON! SHOW ME YOUR RAGE!!" screams Fluttershy in a horrible reverberation in her voice as she flies off >This was NOT the Fluttershy you knew trying to rape you the last few years >This was a perverted inversion of her.... as if she had been left bare with only her base desires >You know what she can do if given incentive enough, you run for cover and prepare for the worst >She busts through another stone wall >If she is angry... perhaps goading her will help you >You remove yourself from cover taunting her out in the open >She sees you and rushes at you >Shes fast >Really fast
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>512958 >>While the others buck, you haul >>Sweet Apple Acres, home of the best apple trees in Equestria >>It's also the home of your stalker >>Anonymous is not stupid >>You keep an eye out >>Brokintosh gets a little impatient with you sometimes. You cannot haul as fast as some of the others >>After hours and hours, he takes pity on you. You're only human. >>“Anon, yer' hands would be more useful in the cellar sortin' apples.” Ten four.
>>He doesn't get it, but when you leave to the apple cellar being filled today he smiles. >>“Eeeyep.” >>When you're done for the day, you get in line with all of the other hired hands and get your bits before you depart >>Applejack is always the one handing out the coinage >>When you pass, she grins at you wantingly >>Express your disinterest by taking your bits and leaving >>And so your days go. >>Sorting green apples, yellow apples, and red apples >>It's hard to keep up with the volume of apples coming in to the cellars, but you manage >>Harder, still, you have to serve as the first quality control screen >>Work >>Get paid >>Hang with your best bro, Rainbow >>Sleep >>Your life is regimented mediocrity >>And you thank Celestia for it behind every breath you take >>Last day of the season >>Brokintosh is aware of your financial troubles. You refuse to ask for hand outs 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>513028 >>You must have had a conservative vein in you in your previous life, not that you would know that >>You want to work hard. You want every bit to reflect your blood, sweat, and tears >>You want to be proud of your money >>You want Dash to be proud of you. Proud of discovering you, proud to call you Broski >>You also want Celestia to be proud of you. Proud that she chose you. Show her that you are thankful >>Brokintosh approaches you >>“Hey, Anon. Want some overtime?” >>The sun is setting, but you have nowhere to be. That would be great.
>>“Alright. Just come to me when you're done.” >>You get to work in the cellar, the last one to be filled before the season is out >>Your fingers trail off the last plump, red jewel as you place it in its appropriate crate and hammer it shut >>Your job is done >>You know not what time it is, but it is dark, it is late. You turn to leave. >>You won't bother Brokintosh tonight. Head home, come back tomorrow for payment >>But you stop half way up the steps. You hear hoof beats >>Applejack stands over you, and step by step she comes down the cellar >>“Big Mac sent me to pay ya, Anon” That's nice
>>Anonymous is not stupid >>Even as the cellar closes behind her, you beam a hostile glare at her >>You're too tired to deal with this shit tonight >>“Kinda reminds ya of that one time, don't it?” We were in a silo 'that one time.'
>>She tosses her braid over her other shoulder as she throws her head >>“Pssh! Yer' a picky one. Good thing ya don't got a choice.” >>She creeps lower and lower down the steps, and you creep back further and further from her >>She is wholly content with this feeling of power over you 3/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>513094 >>“Too bad Big Mac reassigned ya to organizin'. Ah was enjoying the view when you were hauling those heavy crates.” >>You get off the steps and make your way back against the pile of crates >>She hops off and homes in on you like a bloodhound Why do you do this?
>>“Mmm~ what's that, sugarcube?” This. We both know where this is going. You're going to try and rape me, I'm going to esca
>>She puts a hoof to your chest >>“No escapin' for you, this time. An' besides, I wouldn't have ta do this if'n you would just let it happen” >>She starts crawling up on you >>You put your hand to her chest and push her off No.
>>Applejack stumbles back onto all fours and snorts, clapping a fore-hoof to the ground >>“Well...! Why not! Ah'm a perfectly doable young mare, ain't I? What is it, am I not pretty 'nuff fer' ya, city-boy?” You're a pony
>>“Should I wear my hair like Fluttershy? Or that Dash... yer' always hangin' out with her!” Applejack
>>“Why, I bet you've bucked her brains out more'n...” APPLEJACK
>>She looks to you, wide eyed You're a pony.
>>“Yeah, so what?” I am Anonymous.
>>She glares at you I do not forgive, I do not forget.
>>“What's that got to do with anythin'?” >>You narrow your eyes at her I'd hate for our friendship to be dashed over this.
>>The orange mare beats her hoof twice on the ground >>The 'f' word appears to have been effective >>Emotional crit >>“But... why's it gotta be like that?” 4/x
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>513010 >Hitting you square in the chest, you go flying >Your only worry is that if you don't hit a wall, you will fall to your death > Luckily you hit a pillar, if you can call that lucky >Getting up you try to reassess the situation >She has spent years trying to get you >Hearing that you might be leaving must have snapped something deep down >You constant rejection might have shown her that the passive personality won't win her everyone's affections. >Looking around, you see a twisted piece of metal that used to be the hand guard of a stairwell >Grabbing you, you hide for cover again, this time to try and stop her >You can hear her just wrecking the place, making the building shake with her rage >The metal chandlers are swinging wildly as you start to give into fear >Then you get an idea, having been hear for years, you gradually learned how to climb effectively, to escape her constant attempts >Climbing Up the pillars, you time your jump to coincide with the swingeing chandler >You jump right as she makes the building shake again >You desperate claw onto anything, grabbing the edge of the chandler and pulling yourself up >Looking at the base its hung on, you beat the metal chain, hoping to weaken it enough to drop on her >rope
Hey Fillydelphian why don't you delete the last Rainbro thread?>he'sdeadjim.png
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>513199 Just let me go, Applejack.
>>Pause Please
>>She looks down to the ground As a friend
>>Her hoof beats the ground once more >>“Ah... awright. But next time, Anon...” >>Her voice is laced with frustration as she moves up the cellar doors and easily opens them >>“Git, before ah change my mind.” >>You consider asking Macintosh for hazard pay >>You decide against it 5/5
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Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>513199 I'm not sure why, but suddenly I like applejack more from this. I think maybe it's because she isn't just some unstoppable rape train, that she actually has feelings. Nice job.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>513231 >You think you weaken the chain enough that one more good hit will force it to drop >You then stop and wait, not making a sound >Ten minutes of shaking the building, Fluttershy finally comes in to see if she can find you >She never accounted that you might have climbed up >Then as she gets right below you, you hit the chain as hard as you can...breaking it >As you fall, she looks up, and breaking the look of fury on her face, it turns into one of horror >A crash of dust and rubble envelope the area, your hurt, bad....you can't feel your left arm, and you are pretty sure your leg is pinned against the warped chandler. >Looking around, you see Fluttershy...pinned...she is not going to be moving for a long time >As your about to say something, she bursts into tears and says "I...I'll never forgive myself" looking you in the eyes >"I'll never forgive you Anon...ughh....I can feel the angry building up inside Anon, eating away at me....I don't want to be angry....I don't need anger" she whispered in tears >"Can't you see Anon...I'm scared of life without you!!" finally screaming >You're losing alot of blood now.... >"Listen to me...I don't have much time....maybe...if you weren't a pony...things could be different...but....this is just how the c-" you stop, coughing up blood >"This is just how the cards are dealt Fluttershy..." you whisper...you are getting tired Anonymous
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The thought of Anon getting raped by Applejack is just hilarious to me.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>513552 >"Listen to me Fluttershy...I am dying...slowly...there is nothing you can do for me" you scratch out of your blood encrusted mouth >"I know you can still get up...if you have any sense of mercy...you will kill me" you finally wheeze out >You can see the mix of horror and guilt in her face, all her years of trying to get you and it's come only to your death. >"I...I can't" she mumbles >"You take care of animals right?" you choke out. "If that's true, show this animal some mercy....kill me...make it quick and painless, I am not going to survive much longer and it hurts to be alive" >Sensing the sincerity in your voice, Fluttershy weakly ties to wiggle of out the warped metal keeping her trapped. She finally gets out and craws to you. >"I..I don't know how to do it" whimpers Fluttershy >"Take my head...and snap my neck" you weakly reply. "I know you have the raw force to do it...make it quick...and don't half ass it" >With tears in her eyes, she uses her wings to grasp the sides of you head. >"I love you anon" and cries weakly >"I know" you reply >She makes it quick, you can't feel anything under you chin...and you can't feel your chest gasping for air anymore...you can't feel your mangled legs and arms...just...the freedom from that pain >And all you can feel is the freedom from this life WellWellWell !!26psHisHTWT
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Anonymous
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>513459 Thanks! I try. Watching you write helped inspire me to do so.
>>513797 Holy shit.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>513241 Is it still going? I left for dinner like two hours ago so I missed some stuff.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>513246 >I am Anonymous. >>>She glares at you >I do not forgive, I do not forget. >>>“What's that got to do with anythin'?” I don't know if I should laugh because of the context of it or imagine the horror she might bring upon herself
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>512881 >>512881 D..DisQord AIzen sama!??!?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>514453 I'm back all. and you're fairly close, in the first story I basically made Twilight the Aizen of it, orchestrating your life in equestria from the time you arrived up until that very moment. I felt that just that crushing feeling, of knowing that your life is a lie, its so damn soul crushing and demoralizing that i just had to recreate it.
>rope
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>514522 Well if Twilight did put enough effort into it, she could be the Aizen of MLP...which would turn a Saturday Morning TV serial into a 2 year season about one incident....though I would LOVE to watch Twilight fight Celestia and sealing her magic away using a deus ex machina character she made just to do that
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>514611 I don't think it's causing any confusion, it's on like page 5 anyway. We'll just let it die.
Anonymous
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>Pinkie Pie is tonguing your sack while you sleep >she has been grinding your favorite shirt in between her legs >every piece of food that has touched your lips has had some bodily fluid of hers in it >every day she is laughing at you >she is laughing because you are already unwittingly intimate with her >Pinkie Pie is tonguing your sack while you sleep, and now you know it
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>512881 >"There's much more to it than that Anon, but if I go spilling all of it now it'll kill the suspense...and I refuse to do such a thing. It's much more chaotic to keep guessing as to how things will go. For now I'll take my leave and go back to being the silent audience to your life....remember Anon, I'm watching do not disappoint me." >And with that Discord and Atlas are gone, leaving you to your thoughts. >You sit there like the stump on a log, processing everything you've been told. >If Discord really has returned then you've got to warn everyone as soon as possible >But for right now, sleep is what calls you. >You climb the ladder to Twilight's bed and make yourself comfortable >You feel sort of guilty for taking her bed, but without anyone to watch over the little dragon he'd have to go back to canterlot. You being the bro that you are have taken it upon yourself to watch over him in Twilight's stead. >Sleep doesn't come easy >That milk Discord had your drink isn't sitting well in your stomach >It almost feels like its....moving? >You write it off as a hallucination brought up by a lack of sleep and soon you're off >Your nightmares of various discord-like games still plague your mind. Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>514522 Sorry....had to post this in light of all this
(During a Battle between Twilight Sparkle and Celestia, Celestia can no longer cast magic, has Twilight Sparkle plot dump how this all happened)
>Your magic is the most powerful magic in all of Equestria Celestia >That goes without question >If we were to fight directly, It's raw magnituid may even exceed that of my own >HOW EVER >If one were to abandon all other abilities >And specalized in only one thing >Then they would be able to oppose it's incredible power >The parasprite >That drained all of your magic >Is the only "Modified" parasprite in existance, created solely to stop and consume your magic >His name >is "Supresión" Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>514929 >After I learned I could modify the Parasprite's ability to consume, I altered this one to only have a taste for your magic Celestia >He was created for the sole purpose of completely disarming your greatest weapon >Farewell...Celestia Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>514781 >Hours later you feel Celestia's light hit you. >You feel almost desperate to be drowned in her light today >Then again you've had a run in with something so dark and sinister the night before you feel that Celestia will keep you safe. >Still though its still too fucking bright. >You go to rub your eyes.....with both hands. >your eyes burst open in shock >You take a look at the limb sticking out from where your real arm was the day before yesterday. >The skin is black, charcoal black, as if it'd had gone through hypothermia to the point. The forearm resembles that of a griffon. The hand seems like a normal humans hand, but the fingers and thumb resemble that of griffon talons. >your thoughts go back to that shit Discord offered you. >You stupid stupid fuck! >You just don't DRINK shit something you don't know gives you >That's like rule number 3 in the 'Meeting New People' guide book. >Oh god, that squirming feelings back >You rush to the library's bathroom and empty your bowels in to the toilet >That looks nothing like that shit you drank that night....its viscosity, its appearance makes you vomit again and again. >When you feel that you're properly empty you stagger the fuck back in to the library. >You're lucky your ass didn't wake up Spike. >You hurry to put on the clothing Rarity gave you, its the only thing with long enough sleeves to cover this...thing growing out of you. >You feel that you need to tell one of the p0nies about this as soon as possible, but you can't have the other p0nies freaking out at the site of your...appendage. >With the glove covering your creepy ass hand you make your way out in to Ponyville. 'I gotta find Dash or Pinkie...or somep0ny.'
Albert Reginald
>>513246 This Anon really hit home for Applejack to quit the rape attempt just for a few words. I liked this ending. Nice work, brosef.
It inspires me somewhat. We've got a long night ahead of us, readers, writers, gentlemen. Let us make it awesome.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>515045 >Oh shit Anon what the fuck are you doing? >If everyp0ny sees you have an arm they're gonna wanna take a peek. >You run back in and grab your cloak and drape it over your arm >You hope that its enough to keep up the illusion that you're still lacking your arm. >Regardless you still try to dodge p0nies as much as possible until Sugar Cube Corner comes in to view, you make a break for the doors >When you enter you're greeted by a giant fucking chocolate cake >This thing is massive, towering over you >Hmm, it looks like a lot of work went in to this. >Suddenly you hear a very chipper energetic voice call out from within the kitchen >"Is that you Anon? I'll be out in a jiffy!" >You don't hear her, you're too fixated on this cake. >You think to yourself for a moment >It'd be a sssssshame if something happened to it. >This looks like it could be a cake for royalty, or someone with a lot of bits to spend. >Without thinking otherwise you maneuver the tray the cake is sitting on to where it's almost halfway off the table. >You wait for Pinkie to bound in, her gravity will take care of the rest. >Lo and behold Pinkie comes bounding when you step away from the cake. >She's so excited to see you she tackles you to the ground >The impact is just enough to send the huge cake toppling over on top of the two of you. >God you feel like a dick, but...the mess you helped make makes you think otherwise. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>514987 This made me nostalgia like a little girl, good job alighieri
>>515096 YOU HAVE MY AXE!
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
> haven't seen any of my potential rapists in a while > decide to hit go to the orchestra to have a relaxing time > dress in nice suit > go to orchestra house > buy a ticket > sit down > relax > very well played music > quietly muse to self I did always have a thing for classical> "shhh" > blush momentarily > tune back into music > big finale > standing ovation > member of orchestra seems to be staring right at me > think nothing of it, I'm used to being stared at now > as I'm leaving, pony at the front desk stops me > "you've been requested to go backstage" alright then.....> she points you to employee only door > enter
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>515454 > cluttered mess of instrument cases and sharply dressed ponies > all chatter stops as I enter umm....someone wanted to see me?
> part like the red sea > I figure I should go that way > chatter starts up again as I pass > pulled to the side > I'm face to face with a mare > "oh, pardon me, my name's Octavia" nice to meet you, are you the one who requested for me?
> "yes, I am" > she's got an adorable tinge of a upper class accent alright, why? may I ask?
> "you're just so....so unique, I absolutely had to meet you!" > not sure if that's a compliment or not well alright, sure
> "do you mind, if I ask you a few questions?" no at all
> "what is music like, from where you're from" It's magical. The fluttering and proud notes of Tchaikovsky, the heavy emotional Mozart and Beethoven, the calm, soothing music of John Field.
> "sounds...amazing" > seems discouraged oh it is
> "I suppose you don't like pony music as much" > her eyes are averted quite the contrary, you and your orchestra gave me more entertainment than I've had in a long time.
> she immediately perks up > "that's great, I find it hard to believe we stand up with the great composers you spoke of" would you like to come back to my place, and you could hear for yourself?
> "sure, that would be lovely" > we head back to my place > play my cds of classics > "wow, they really are good" I know, aren't they?
> "and you think we're comparable to them?" well....yea
> she blushes > Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture plays Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>515475 oh! my favorite
> she listens intently > her eyes never leave me > I'm lost in the music > builds up, dies down > she's entranced > she's blushing heavily Octavia, are you ok?
> "hmm? Oh yes, quite" > go sit on the couch > she gets on top of me what are you doing!?
> "I've never met someone with such good tastes! I absolutely must have you!" > music builds up > she's working my pants off > she starts working me > I'm not sure if I want this or not > she's working hard at it > feeling pretty good > turns around > plants herself on me > music's starting to hit the crescendo > she's riding in time with the music > she's a musician, even in sex > starts the part with the cannon shots > each shot, she thrusts extra hard > we climax as the last cannon shot goes off > the glow kicks in as the song starts to quiet down > fall asleep in eachother's arms > wake up next morning > "oh dear" what?
> " I never meant for it to go that far" it's fine
> "I'm terribly sorry" no really, I enjoyed the company of someone capable of doing something other than rape
> "if you say so" don't you have shows to play?
> she sighs > "yes, I do" I guess I'll see you around
> "I do hope so" > as she's leaving, she turns and winks > "I hope I can compare to those wonderful composers" believe me, you do
> she walks out Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>515318 >Twilight Sparkle rips through Celestia and her forces like tissue paper >Scootaloo tries to fight off Twilight Sparkle, but she only goes into a massive "I planed this from the day you were born" plot device >A Wild Rainbow Dash Appears >50 Chapters Later >Uber-Twilight is about to use Ponyville to somthing somthing take over equestria >Scootaloo reappears >Scootaloo uses the FINAL RAINBOOM > Defeats Twilight, but loses her wings in the process >The heart Albert Reginald
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>>515318 Well shit, at this rate I've got an axe, a keyblade, and this
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Anonymous
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>515567 what's got you baffled anon? The fact that it isn't a rape, or the fact that it's Octavia?
Anonymous
>>515590 Where did Anon get human music CDs?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>515490 Damn, dude, that was really good
Anonymous
>>515590 It seemed like it was going to be rape, but Anon was just too lazy to resist. Does that mean if Applejack plays him some classical music he won't resist?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>515262 >The two of you are now completely covered in chocolaty goodness. >The noise brings Mr. and Mrs. Cake in to the room >"PINKIE! What did you do?!" >Pinkie sheepishly scratches the back of her head with a hoof >"Oopsie?" >Mr. Cake facehoofs >"Just....just clean up and get back in to the kitchen, you've gotta recreate the order now." >Pinkie does a little salute and by matters not possible for any other she swallows the chocolate cake covering you, her, and the floor in one go. >oh pinkie you are SO random. >you can't help but laugh. >she shares in your infectious laughter >You apologize for the mess >"Don't worry silly it was my fanny that made the cake fall!" >You don't tell her you were the one who positioned the cake to fall. >She tells you that you'll have to come back later when she's not so busy and you make your way outside >Fuck you didn't tell her about your arm >Oh well, what about Rainbro? >She'd probably be at Ponyville Park already. >Yeah that's gotta be where she's at. >You make your way through the marketplace. >Oh dear lord the temptation >You see rose talking to some potential customer >You see the brakes on her cart seem so old and worn....no one would notice if they suddenly broke. >Without thinking you snap the fingers of your new arm. >A purple aura appears on the brakes of Rose's cart for a split second, then BOOM >Her cart goes rolling forward >The potential customer is forced to run, being chased by the cart. >The customer and cart round a corner, a loud crash can be heard. >Rose runs over and sees her roses coating the ground and a knocked out customer. >Their reactions make you laugh. >You quickly bite your hand to stifle your laughter. >Just....just what the hell was that? >Something is really wrong here. Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>515606 I like to pretend that he voluntarily moved to Equestria, as opposed to just showed up, so in my mind he took along a few human comforts, such as a music player, cds, toothbrush, a few pairs of clothes, etc.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>515512 >Suddenly 30 chapters of bullshit >Scootaloo gets her wings back in greater condition from when she had them before. >Goes back to work with Celestia and the others. >Suddenly some faggots kill one of Celestia's guards >nothing of value was lost. Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>515631 it's not that he was too lazy to resist, it's more like he's romanced a mare, and not sure if he wants to take it to the next level. And let's face it, Applejack's taste in music is bluegrass at best.
>>515622 lol, so I've been told. I just write it as it comes, maybe my cutie mark should be a feather and ink well?
Anonymous
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>>511904 shouldve had them say something about having a shlong as their cutie mark. regardless i loled
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>515659 oh god...I made that thread eariler today
I must repost that pic in this thread now
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>515750 I didn't understand what was talking to celestia then, and I still don't, please explain
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>515750 Kubo, the writer of bleach, just pulled an invisible military force that can at least match the protagonist military force out of his ass without any foreshadowing (that we know of). So it would be like Nazi Germany reappearing after 80 years of being hidden and telling the president that in 5 days, America will fall to the 5th Reich
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>515859 ah ok, that helps a lot. I thought it was going to be some doctor who reference that everybody but me gets
Anonymous
>>515678 He didn't even attempt to stop her. He was like "Eh fuck it ass is ass". Maybe he doesn't like the smell of apples or bunnies
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>515632 >Okay, you shouldn't be so happy that you caused misfortune for others. >How in the actual fuck did you even do that anyway? >You can't do magic you're a squishy human. >You look at the arm hidden under your cloak >Just what in the fuck is attached to you and why are you feeling the desire to cause shit for others. >Yeah Dash'll know what to do. Aside from Pinkie she's the one you trust the most. >You waste no time in running like a bat outta hell >Your destination the park. >When you get there you see Rainbro doin her thing. >You watch her, cause well, her stunts, her tricks are awesome as fuck, she's built up a new list of stunts so it seems. >But that familiar feeling returns >It'd be so bad if she hit an air pocket and lost control. >NO! you are not gonna fuck with your bro. >Yes, you weak fuck, yes you are. >With a snap of your fingers the wind suddenly picks up. >The wind hits her wings at just the wrong angle causing her to lose control >She starts rapidly descending >At the last second she recovers. >Bullet fucking dodged. >She takes notice of you and flies over to your spot under the tree. >>515859 so what...he ripped off hellsing for the final arc?
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>515887 or maybe he figured it wasn't rape this time, since he invited her to his house, and said only nice things to her. like he said: "I enjoyed the company of someone capable of doing something other than rape"
Anonymous
>be a fa/tg/uy in Ponyville >you have all the books on your laptop, but no one to play with >you tell Twilight of your melancholy, but doubt she'd be interested >you guessed incorrectly >the mane 6 gather to try your strange human board game >Twilight is immediately a rules lawyerin' wizard >Pinkie Pie rolls a bard >Applejack rolls a plain dwarven fighter >Rainbow Dash makes a Gotta Go Fast monk with a backstory of three words >Rarity chooses the swashbuckling rogue with a backstory the length of your arm >Fluttershy is pressured into being the cleric >starts out easily enough >farmers menaced by kobolds in the night >argument breaks out over how to deal with the kobolds >Fluttershy and Pinkie insist on peace >Rainbow Dash and Applejack say to make them hit the road >Rarity is still busy describing her character's outfit >Twilight is trying to mediate >you, as GM, are fraying but they decide to ask nicely first, kill if no other choice >shenanigans ensue >Pinkie Pie has derailed the entire session with a musical number >Rarity is offended no one is listening to her character description anymore >Fluttershy refuses to even roll initiative, healing anyone that gets hurt including the 'bolds >Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie, and Rainbow enjoyed themselves enough to keep playing >Rarity starts her own group everythingwentbetterthanexpected.nif
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>515944 Well in theory, its a rebuilt Quincy force that the shinigami whipped out years ago, but apparently they have a way to ether counter Bankai (which failed on ichigo) or have a bankai/bankai equivalent power up, or both.... but the problem is that we have not seen even a hint of them in previous chapters or we just plain missed them. So thats where I pulled the Nazi Germany idea from, but yeah in essence its that and the arc is supposed to last 8 to 10 YEARS
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>516046 Wonder if Uryuu is gonna stop being such a pussy. Meh oh well, back to p0nies.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
Is it just me or this an awful lot of Spaghetti in this thread?
Anonymous
>>516046 is mangareader the only site with translations or are there other alternatives (preferably better xlations)? RIP mangastream.
>rope
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>>516141 or, is there not enough?
Anonymous
>>516141 Yup. We've tapped into a para-elemental plane of spaghetti.
>rope
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>516164 mangareader is the best I can think of unfortunately...
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>Saturday, Day 36 in Equestria >Staying at Sugar Cube Corner in the Cakes' guest room >Wake up to Pound Cake crawling on your ceiling >Every damn day... >Get out of bed. At least the baby wakes you up early so you don't sleep until noon like you did back home >Remember home. For all the shit you put up with there, you still sort of miss it >Especially having people around. Even though people suck, now that there aren't any except for ponies, you even miss that. >Snap out of it, Anon, there's things to do today. Can't dwell on the past >In your sleepy stupor you hit your head on the door frame >Still not used to the fact that these buildings are all scaled down for ponies >You get your shit together, eat, and head to the Mayor's office >Since it seems like you're going to be here for a while, and you don't want to over stay your welcome with the Cakes, you applied to get a plot of land to have your own place. >Preferably human-sized instead of pony >Walking through town, some ponies still look at you funny >Especially that one, Fluttershy >She seems to follow you around and run away when she sees you notice her >Whatevs, you're here. You go to the Mayor's office 1/x Tell me what you think, m'kay?
Anonymous
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>>516183 >Para-elemental plane of Spaghetti !!J5hn2DTd8L1
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>>516261 Liking it so far, creating the story before the status quo. Keep going.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>In the waiting room. >The Secretary eyes you, guarded, and motions to the Mayor's door >Guess the ponies really aren't used to having you around yet >Enter Mayor's office. Still wondering how ponies manage to build anything, but you're here on business, so that's for another day >"Ah, Anon, come in." The Mayor is friendly enough. Unlike her secretary, her eyes don't betray any kind of suspicion >"I reviewed the papers that Twilight Sparkle drew up about your wanting to buy a plot to build a house on" >Twilight was all-for you getting your own place. In fact, she and Rainbow Dash seem to have fully accepted you after only a short time here. >The Mayor continues "Now, we do have an available area out near the river where you can build, we just need to settle the matter of how you'll pay for it." >You've been doing odd-jobs around Ponyville ever since deciding to do this, getting some coin, but you still aren't sure if it'll be enough >The cakes were nice enough to let you stay with them in exchange for helping around the shop, so you were able to save most of what you've been earning >"You can have the plot for 300 bits, and I'll have you lend a hoof around here to make up for the discount we're giving you on it as a newcomer." >How much a 'bit' is actually worth is still a mystery to you, but at least you can afford the land. >You've got a deal, madam Mayor. 2/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>515944 I have to ask, is this enjoyable so far. It's building up to something awesome but I gotta know if its worth pursuing.
Anonymous
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>>515992 Oh god, this is so accurate that it hurts.
Anonymous
>>516387 keep going. i honestly dont think you can write a bad story at this point
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>"Excellent, Anon. You'll start here once you've had your home built." >The Mayor gives you a map to your property >You excuse yourself and head down to the river to see what you've got to work with. >You'd have done so earlier but there were no plots for sale so you sort of had to take whatever was available. >Hearing something behind you, you turn around to see a pair of yellow wings sticking up from a bush >...Fluttershy? >She squeaks and flies off, face redder than you thought possible >You shrug it off; the others weren't exaggerating when they called her shy >Arriving at the property, you find it's modest in size, pretty flat, good enough for a simple house >You can't really criticize since you payed what you guess was fairly little for it >There looks like there's enough room for everything you need, bed, bathroom, kitchen, living room, just the basics >You think for a little while before coming to the conclusion that you know nothing about designing a house, let alone building one >Decide to see if Twilight can help. Maybe she has a book in her library on carpentry? >You head over to the library, thinking about how you're going to pay for getting the house built >Can ponies even build houses? >Of course they can; they built a town, didn't they? >You suppose they just use magic, like they do for everything else >But what about the ponies who can't do magic? >Your train of thought de-rails when you run into Pinkie Pie 3/x
Albert Reginald
>Regular morning in Equestria >Surprisingly no random attacks from Applerape or Fluttercock >Walk into Sugarcube Corner as it's opening >Immediately greeted by Mr. Cake >"Hello, Anon. Can I getcha something?" "Sure. I'll take a carrot smoothie.">Mr. Cake turns around, mixes the concoction and sets it on the bar >Take out a couple of bits as payment >Mr. Cake waves a hoof. "On the house. You're the first in today." "Hey thanks, Mr. Cake.">Go in for a brohoof >Mr. Cake is confused >Explain the concept of a brohoof >He returns it, now fully aware of brokind >The bro council is smiling down upon you >Back to this shit >Slurpin' on that sweet carrot smoothie >This shit has a small hint of carrot taste in it >It's pretty damn good >You hear hooves trotting downstairs >It's Pinkie Pie >She waves a hoof >"Hiya, Anon! What's up?" >She sits next to you "Not much, Pinkie.">"Oh is that a carrot smoothie? Can I have a taste?" >She says this as she plops a straw into the glass >She comically slurps down the rest of it in one gulp >"Hehe, sorry." >She wipes her mouth and smiles nervously. >Mr. Cake brings you another "Thanks">"So watcha got planned for today?" "Other than guarding this smoothie with my life? Nothing.">"Aww. Sounds boring. Hey, I've got an idea. You should come and help me with a new project upstairs!" >Honestly this sounds like fun >Why not? >Pinkie hasn't tried rape...yet "Alright, just let me finish this smoothie.">"Great!" >She bounces upstairs 1/?
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>>516449 This story you're making reminds me a lot of the vidya game Animal Crossing.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>516423 Alright. I shall do so then.
>>516449 I'm likin what I read it keep it up.
Anonymous
>>516537 This can either go spaghetti pockets or full on Cupcakes.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>516449 liking the feel of the story, keep going
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>"Oof, oh hey, Anon!" >Hey, Pinkie, sorry about running into you, I was just thinking and not paying attention >"Ooh, I do that all the time, Anon! Sometimes I'll be thinking and walking and I'll end up somewhere where I don't know where I am!" >That's- >She cuts you off >"Like this ONE time, I was walking and thinking about kumquats and how much fun it is to say 'kumquat' and I stopped thinking about where I was walking an..." >She rambles so fast that your brain can't keep up. >Do the others listen to everything she says or do they just let her go until she says something important? >"...how I ended up living in Ponyville!" >Did you space out for a long time or does she just change the subject THAT quickly? >"So what were YOU thinking about, Anon?" She looks genuinely interested, so you tell her about your plan to get a place of your own. >She seems disappointed that you're leaving Sugar Cube Corner, but she lights up again and starts rambling about a party >If it's anything like the party she threw when you arrived, you'll probably *need* a place to decompress in peace. >The pink pony runs off, excited, and you continue on your way to the library. 4/x
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>516595 WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SPAGHETTI
Albert Reginald
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>>516595 Nah, I'm no good with grimdark...Hell, I don't even know what grimdark is. That coma lucid dreaming thing I had in the last thread was the closest thing I've come to having something super fucked up happen in a pony fic
>>516629 I'm enjoying this. Keep it up.
Anonymous
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>>516734 That there was a lot of it in this thread.
You didn't really say anything about your opinion of it.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>You arrive at the tree housing the library around noon >You've got to admit to yourself, Ponyville does have a very cozy atmosphere. You could see yourself living here for a while. >You go into the library with high hopes that you'll be able to start getting your house planned and built soon. >The library isn't like any you've seen before. Since it doubles as Twilight's house it has a much more personal feel to it than the public libraries back home. >Seeing you come in, Twilight puts down her book and walks over. >"Good afternoon, Anon, how did your meeting with the Mayor go?" >It's nice to have been accepted so early by at least some of these ponies. You've had moves before that didn't go nearly as well as this >It went well, Twilight, I've got a plot down by the river. I'm just looking to see if you have any books on architecture so I can get a house built? >Her face lights up; must be one of her many academic hobbies >"I've got just the thing, Anon! Wait right here." >She trots off for a minute before returning with a volume the size of her head: "Stables to Statehouses: A Complete Compendium of Equestrian Architecture" >"Give this a read through and I'll make some plans for you to look at when you're done." >She's almost as excited about this as Pinkie was about the party. >You thank her for her help and head back to Sugar Cube Corner. >Looking up, you see a cyan pegasus flying towards you 5/x
Anonymous
>>516545 I need to sleep, you better have this finished by the time I get back, seriously, This is fucking epic. I haven't read a bad story yet.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>515944 >"Hey Anon did ya see me almost derp up that last trick?" >You laugh, seeing what she did thur "Man, you're Rainbow Dash, it'll take a little more than wind to knock you on your flank."
>You reach out to brohoof her >She completes the brohoof and the bro gods grace you with good fortune. >"So Anon, what's up? Did you find out anything juicy?" "Well...."
>You tell her about last nights events, about Discord, Altas, and everything else >Rainbow doubles over, laughing her ass off. "What's so funny?"
>"Dude, Anon, Discords gone man, he's a little bucking statue in the canterlot gardens. There's no way you saw him last night. You gotta lay off the booze." >She then hoof slaps herself >"What am I saying?" "So you think I'm full of it?"
>"Eeyup." >You take off the cloak and show her that you've gained something new. >Her jaw drops >Holy shit you were telling the truth "So, you still think I'm lying?"
>Oh great your talons cut through the tips of your gloves, fucking peachy. >Rainbow stares at your new limb for a moment. >You roll up the sleeve and take off the glove so she can take a better look. >"Dude....Anon....that's just wrong." "I know. I know."
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Rainbow Dash lands in front of you with a smirk>"I didn't take you for an egghead, Anon." >She points a hoof at the massive book in your hands >You're one to talk, Rainbow. I'm sure I saw you fly out of Twilight's place with a stack of "Derring Do" novels >Embarrassment flashes across her face as she blushes ever so slightly >She changes the subject >"...So what's with the book, anyway?" She cranes her neck to get a look at the title >You're not to enthusiastic about reading all about Equestrian architecture >Oh, it's just something Twilight gave me while she draws up plans for my house >Your mention of your new place piques her interest >"You're getting your own place? I was wondering if you'd *ever* move out of Pinkie Pie's place." >The way she said that almost sounded...jealous? You brush it off. >I'm just on my way down to Sugar Cube Corner to drop off this huge-ass book >Rainbow chuckles as you struggle to motion with it >"Well, once you do that, can I see where your pad's gonna be? We can hang out while Twilight does her thing." >You don't see much point in showing off a vacant lot, but whatever, she's cool to hang with >Yeah, let me just ditch this thing and we can go 6/x
Albert Reginald
>>516537 >Finish the smoothie >Leave two bits as a tip >Hurry upstairs >Open the door to Pinkie's residence "Hey Pinkie, I'm here."
>"Oh great! You're just in time! I can't seem to figure out what this piece of cloth smells like. It's driving me nuts! Can you help?" >Figure it's Pinkie being Pinkie. Just nod >She holds pretty close to your nose >It's a sickly sweet smell >Oh shit it's chloro- Darkness
>Wake up some time later >Vision's kinda blurry >As far as you can tell you're still in Pinkie's place >Suddenly two familiar figures come in through the door >Vision clears >Well shit. It's Flutterdick and Applefuck >Try to move >Strapped by the arms to a table >Double shit >"Alright, Anon. Ahm gettin' mighty tired of you always avoidin' me and Fluttershy here." >Fluttershy nods, somewhat hidden behind Applejack "Well it'd be easier to hang if you didn't try to RAPE ME ALL THE DAMN TIME!"
>Pinkie out of nowhere "Pinkie! What the hell, man?"
>"Sorry, Anon. They said they wouldn't come to Gummy's birthday party if I didn't do it!" >You heartless ponies >"Well now we're gonna git right to it so nothin' gets in the way, y'hear?" >Triple shit. >No formalities >Where the fuck's your bro? 2/?
Anonymous
>>516934 Aether, haven't seen your shit until now, where can I read part one of this, since this is a preview of 2?
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
>>516934 Discord deeply rustles my jimmies. He's one of the few villains that I would be legitimately scared of in real life. /shudder
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>516902 It shall be done.
>>517002 please refer to this:
http://pastebin.com/5LcWf8rN I'm too lazy to find it in the thread. Hope that doesn't rustle any jimmies....god why do I like using that so much now?
Anonymous
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God, so many long ass stories, where are all the one shots?
Anonymous
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>>517040 It's a fun, new phrase that hasn't been abused by stupid fratboys.
Albert Reginald
>>517012 I think Discord's a badass. I love how he always fucks with people. And his voice actor only confirmed his badassery in my eyes.
>>517002 Dude, you're gonna flip your shit. His stuff's good.
>rope
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>>517040 lulz I've got like 4 people in my shop saying rustled jimmies now
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
>>517012 It fits well though, Anon has shaped up to be the Element of Corruption throughout these threads.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
> staying up late one night > suddenly, there comes a flash from behind me > I turn around, it's princess Luna > I immediately drop to the floor, showing my respect for the princess > "rise, anon" what brings you to my house Princess?> "I have been searching for fellow night walkers" well, I suppose I do stay up later than most> "I wish to....make your acquaintance" > knowing what the others in ponyville have done, you imagine this is innuendo > but, on the other hand, you can't outright refuse the princess alright, your highness> she seems to detense at hearing your approval > "I am so glad to finally have someone to call my friend" were you really that lonely, your highness?> "yes, after spending so long on that barren land, then returning to find everyone asleep once more" I imagine it must be difficult to make friends with those who are asleep> "very much so" well, I'm here for you> "and I'm very grateful for it"
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>517077 >>517002 Only if you're into clop, since that's what most of it is. I'm really enjoying what he's doing now though.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>As you come up on the plot, you see something in the distance >Getting closer it's...Fluttershy? >The pegasus is sniffing around the property sheepishly >She looks up and sees you and Rainbow, squeaks, and bolts into the bushes and away >You can't help but feel a little weirded out >Dash doesn't seem to notice so you don't mention it >Well, here it is...my lot. You wave your arms in the general area >Rainbow looks around it before something catches her eye >"Hey, you can see my house from here!" She motions over the river >You look where she's pointing and see her cloud house floating over a field past the river >"Once you move in we'll be like neighbors! That means we can chill like, anytime we want!" >She's pretty excited about this. Then again, it *would* be pretty cool >Everyone needs a bro and Dash definitely has bro potential >That sounds pretty awesome, Rainbow. >You look back at your plot, imagining your house. You catch Rainbow looking at you from the corner of your eye but pay it no mind. She's probably just looking at her place. >So, you want to get lunch, Dash? 7/x
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>517102 (pt. 2)
what's life like, being the princess of night?
> "lonely. I'm constantly in the shadow of my sister, no one appreciates me quite as much as her, it's a bit upsetting at times" That's a shame, the night is so beautiful, really I find it much better than the day
> she blushes at this > I can't imagine how long it must have been since she's had proper social contact > "what is it like, being the only human in Equestria" I'm alone. I have no one to share my feelings, to express my thoughts with, to connect to on a truly personal level.
> "I understand your pain, anon. However, I feel tonight, we shall both find ourselves an end to our sufferings" > feel comforted by this Princess, would you like a seat?
> "yes, please" > she sits down on a chair so...how old are you exactly?
> "you should never ask a mare her age, anon" I know, I know, but I have to wonder
> "1728" and your bigger sister?
> "I believe she's somewhere around 2565" and you both look so young?
> she blushes again > "well thank you anon" hmm....
> "what's bothering you?" oh nothing.....I don't want to bother you
> "no, it's fine anon, please, tell me" I wanted to ask you about the moon
> "oh...." what was it like, being stuck there for a thousand years?
> "well....at first it was amazing, the landscape is so beautiful, but slowly it looked less like the moon and more like a prison" yes, I would imagine it would lose it's luster over time
Albert Reginald
>>517108 The clops are well done. My favorite is the Applebro family though.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>517148 (pt.3)
> "then, I became so full of rage, I lost myself up there" > tears start to roll down her cheek > "all I wanted was revenge, revenge for not ever having someone to love me, the same way they loved my sister" > she's slightly sobbing as she speaks > wrap my arms around her now, now Luna, it's ok
> "I'm so sorry" shhh, I know, I forgive you
> her mane is brushing against me > it feels very wispy and soft > just like how I always imagined it would be > she's stopped sobbing now > I release my hug > "you've been so nice to me anon" well, why not? You're a nice person
> her head and ears lower at this > "other people don't seem to think so" what do you mean?
> "they always run in terror when they see me. They think I'm still going to harm them" I very sorry to hear that
> "why don't you?" huh?
> "why don't you think that I'm going to hurt you?" > you've always assumed the best in ponies, they hardly ever seem willing to do harm to eachother Because I love the night, the night has never harmed me, so I thought that you might be kind as well.
> she seems taken aback by my admitting love for the night > "n-nopony has ever said they love the night" well, I do
> "thank you" of course, princess
> she gets up > "my time here is drawing to an end. Until we meet again, anon" farewell princess
Should I continue this? I promise, it'll get better later on, this is just a sort of intro (albeit a long one)
Anonymous
>>517108 I wasn't into clop until I read his first story (the Anon x Rainbow one); that day, I lost my pony-virginity :x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>516934 >"So....does it like...DO anything?" "It fucks with p0nies."
>"How?" "Well.....if I think something chaotic might happen...it just kinda makes it happen."
>"So wait...that gust that almost knocked me on my flank was you? That's so not cool Anon, I expect apology booze." >Hmm....you could really go for some booze right now. >You don't realize your fucked up looking hand is already reaching out in to nothing. >Suddenly there's a cloud in your hand >You can see inside that there's a sloshing brown liquid >Oh god a shit cloud. >The bottom of this cloud opens and the liquid starts pouring out. >Wait.....that smell... >That's not shit. That's.....applejack motherfucking daniels. >Seems like Rainbow's realized this as well >She's made herself comfortable under the cloud you made >The daniels is coming out at a steady pace and she's drinking it all up like some drunken fratboy. >When the cloud is drained it dissipates >"Hey Anon?" "Yeah?"
>"I'm thinkin Discord isn't all that bad right now." >You think to yourself for a moment >Maybe this is how magic works >just gotta think about something and have the means to do it and BAM >You make a second cloud filled with booze a hell of a lot better than your first one. >Dear lord a bro god must have made you his son at some point. >You happily open up your Applejack Daniels cloud and go to town. >The two of you don't stop until you're good and shitfaced. Albert Reginald
>>517161 It reminds me a bit of Arddun Lleuad, but I like it.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>517161 I like where this is going. Also, longer stories seem to be my favorite ones too.
Tvox !!JVf/YIz/VWg
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>517077 I'm glad you think so.
>>517085 .....fuck there goes that surprise.
>>517108 well right now its half clop half story, even my clops have story. I don't really like the full blown 'hurr durr ah got a dick in a hawrse whal spaghetti pours outta mai pockets.'
>>517152 glad you like it, I felt Brony Smith was needed.
>>517173 You're welcome!
>>517281 I second this.
Anonymous
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>>517161 please proceed, you have my attention with this story as well
>ITT: a shitton of creative fuckers The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>You spend every waking moment thinking about your bro >>That beautiful, cyan, rainbow angel >>You don't get as much time with her as you'd like >>Despite the rape attempts, the six ponies that form their circle around you are still on good terms with one another >>Rainbow and Twilight will get upset with their peers, but they have long since understood >>There are physical reasons for their attraction. It's annoying, but you understand it as well >>Princess Luna described it to you as animal magnetism, some characteristic that someponies could not withstand >>That isn't their fault, but it is frustrating >>In the end, they have their lives and you have yours >>You are not a part of their story, you are just an associate they reference when they need more hands >>You love your bro as much as two bros can love one another >>But you also love Celestia >>Celestia has made certain of that >>That afternoon, you are thankful to be spending time with your friend, Dash >>You two partake in all sorts of activities >>Swimming >>Sports >>Drinking >>You still have not told her that you participate in anything underground. She doesn't need to know that >>But you do feel secure enough with your bro, after workouts, to take your shirt off around her >>To relax >>To be comfortable >>Often, it causes her wings to erect >>Often, the use of the word 'bro' causes her to become sad >>But you fail to notice >>Celestia's power over you is great and has many aspects 1/x
Albert Reginald
>>516987 >Applejack's closing in quicker than usual >And she's on top of the table above you quicker than that >"Now don't you try any funny business, got that Anon?" "Dammit Applejack, what the fuck?!"
>She seems surprised "Why me? What's your fuckin' deal with me?"
>Now she looks really surprised "You try to fuck me every goddamned day. and I have to put up with your shit. It's always 'Ahm-a-gonna rape you' one day or 'Yer gettin' what's comin' to ya' the next! And you have the nerve, the fucking nerve, to tell me that you're TIRED of not getting to rape me? How the fuck do you think I feel about being tailed by Flutterbitch over there nonstop? Huh? How about when I always wake up with a headache after meeting you because your ass KNOCKS ME OUT?!"
>She looks as though she's on the verge of tears >Fluttershy left crying at the mention of 'Flutterbitch' >You feel a drop hit your cheek >Applejack's crying >She jumps off the table and runs out the door sobbing >Pinkie releases your arms "Shit. If it was that easy I would've told her off a long time ago."
>Look over to Pinkie Pie >She's tearing up a bit too "Pinkie..what's-"
>She points a hoof to the door as she's sniffling >You get the message >Leave Sugarcube Corner and head home >Today's events play out in your head >Feel kinda...bad 3/?
Albert Reginald
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>>517424 Short break, lads. Need to get some of dat fresh purple drank
Or just something to drink. I'm as parched as a young boy raping his teddy bear pretending it's a naked man
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>517423 >>Do not compromise the Elements of Harmony. You consciously live to the best of your ability by this demand >>After all, she plucked you from a world that would have destroyed you >>She is your savior. She is worthy of your unconditional love and worship >>But, unbeknownst to you, there is a subconscious tweak as well >>Celestia has made certain that you are her little human >>Her good, obedient little human >>And you couldn't be happier >>A red ball slams into your chest, and you catch it >>“You're going to have to do better than that!” >>Dodgeball with Dash. Why the hell did you agree to this? >>You hurl the ball, sending it sailing through the air >>The Pegasus effortlessly corkscrews around it and laughs at you before sending her rubbery munitions your way >>You barely dodge, and catapult yet another in her direction >>She ducks it, raises one over her head, and throws it >>The ball bounces off of your forehead, and you can hear her laugh as you fall over >>But you aren't mad >>You're Anonymous. You appreciate a challenge >>She touches down >>“You okay, Anon?” Yeah, I'm fine
>>It's usually harder for her to nail you. She usually does, but it takes longer >>A memory of your past life surfaces >>A childhood friend. You grew apart in your teens, but all through school that was the only person you really felt comfortable with >>Every year, on your birthday, they would be the only one to show up >>You would do everything together >>But the epiphany sinks into the abyss of your blank mind as fast as it surfaced 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>517473 >>“Maybe we should hit the showers.” You're a real friend, Rainbro
>>She lifts an eyebrow and laughs, nervously >>“Anon? What's on your mind?” You... reminded me of someone. Someone I knew a long time ago.
>>“Did they have blue skin? Hah hah! Let's hit the shower!” Yeah. Yeah, that sounds real good.
>>POMF >>You fail to notice >>“I can't wait to hit those showers!” Me neither, bro!
>>You later find yourself at Fluttershy's cottage, helping to tend a few animals who had been ill >>You are not a surgeon, or a veterinarian, but you help as much as you can >>It mostly entails you just being there >>You have long forgiven Fluttershy of her behavior. She hasn’t been as forward as Applejack >>And, hey, it sometimes borders on cute. Or at least entertaining >>She serves you tea. Against your better judgment, you partake in it >>“Thank you for coming, Anon.” >>You are a man of few words most of the time Of course.
>>You give her a genuine smile >>She returns it, hiding behind her pink mane >>You know she has a thing for you, and even though you can't return the feeling you see no harm in at least being there when she needs help >>“Um... Anon... I” Tea is not my fetish
>>“No, I...” Neither is animal suffering
>>She gives you a face >>You were just covering the bases 2/x
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I have a bit of an idea for a S.T.A.L.K.E.R Anon in equestria swirling around in my head. Going to write it out and see what comes of it, if anything does I will post it tomorrow
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>517497 FFF, that one was 3/x
>>“I wanted to tell you how appreciative I am. I know we had a rocky start, but...” It's okay
>>She gets really shy, intimidated by your lack of dialogue ...and besides, if it weren't for you I probably wouldn't have met the others
>>She looks up at you You were the only one to understand me. You were the only one I could understand. You were like a...
>>A memory of your previous life stops you >>Your mother, a beautiful woman, who was always there for you right up until she died. When no one else could, or would, hear you – she did >>She raised you herself, your father not being there for a reason that you cannot comprehend just now >>This woman is why you were the way you were ...Mother
>>“Anon?” >>The memory assimilates into the void of your mind as fast as it came What?
>>“Did you just call me your mother?” >>You put the tea cup down on its saucer and rest the saucer on the table Did I?
>>She nods, somewhat depressed I'm sorry.
>>This wasn't the first time stuff like this has happened to you >>You reach an epiphany, and then it vanishes >>You spend the rest of the day trying to dredge it up from the barren fields of your mind >>You sleep on them, and then in the morning, it feels like you have lost them once more >>It's getting late >>You lay in your bed, lights out. You close a book on the science of dreams that you checked out from Twilight >>You lay your head down, but you skip your prayer to Celestia tonight 4/x
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>Thursday, Day 41 in Equestria >Get off working at Sugar Cube Corner. All you can taste or smell is cinnamon >You decide to get some air and see how Twilight's doing with your plans >Heading down to the library you hear rustling in the bushes. >Looking without turning your head, you see a pair of yellow wings sticking straight up from the leaves. >Ok, getting a little weird, Fluttershy >You hear a panicked squeak followed by the sound of flapping wings and branches >Seriously, what's up with that mare? >You arrive at the library without further incident >Twilight is busy reading a book, surprise surprise >Hey, Twilight, did you get to draw up any plans for me? >She puts her book down and gets up >"Yes, I've got a few I've been working on right here for you, Anon. Did you look over that book I gave you?" >You totally haven't even opened it since you brought it back to Sugar Cube Corner >Yeah, it was really interesting, Twilight >She gives you a few scrolls with floor plans drawn out on them >You can't distinguish one from another so you just look pensive while looking at them all before picking the one that looks the cheapest to have built >Twilight looks pleased. >"Great, Anon, I'll give this to the Mayor to approve and then you can start building. I'm sure you can't wait to have your own place to live." >You realize you have to get some ponies to help you build this thing. Not like you're at all qualified to do it 8/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>517192 >"Dude! Anon!" "....Mmmmmyes?"
>"Y....you know wha...you know what we should do?" "What?"
>"We should hurglmgggurph." "......wut?"
>"We should....like...dude stick with me...seriously....like...fuck...with pones." ".....ya...ya wanna cause chaos?"
>"Dude....pranks would...*hic* be awesome!" >Well the two of you are smashed >The two of you had done the occasional prank >So why the fuck not? >You can do magic like a sir and Rainbow gets to watch >No one gets hurt and the both of you share a good laugh >Right? >You two inebriated fucks make your way back to Ponyville. >Your stupid ass at least remembers to put your cloak back on along with rolling down your sleeve and putting on your torn ass glove. >Eventually, after getting lost twice, you two drunk fucks make it in to town. >The two of you hide behind a bush and wait >Soon enough you see a pone with a paint bucket in its mouth >Target sighted >You magic the fucking paint to come shooting out of the can like a fountain, coating the pone in a new coat of blue >The two of you are laughing like a bunch of lunatics at this concept. >This continues, you find unsuspecting pones and you start fucking with em in various ways, eventually you've got a bunch of pones blaming each other. >A small riot breaks out >Pones hitting pones >Cartoony violence clouds eerywhere >the two of you are holding your sides and laughing like hell >You don't realize that you're floating in the air, but when you do that shit is apparently hilarious as fuck. "H...hey *hic* Rainbro?"
>"Heh, yeah?" >You snap your fingers and a small red bull with wings comes outta fuckin nowhere and smashes in to a cart. "Red bull gives you *hic* wings!"
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>Just as you drift asleep, finding peaceful slumber, you can feel it >>Some intangible force interacting with your brain >>The dreaded 7 o' clock alarm was forced in >>The panoramic views of earlier dredged out >>But this night, you mentally grip them. Your hand emerges from the tar-like abyss >>You grasp what is yours, and resist her pull No, Celestia>>The alarm clock's digital display that dominates your dreams begins to shimmer from view >>A surprised Celestia, with her head cocked and her eyes gleaming down at you, replaces it Not tonight Sick of your shit>>A sudden crash of lightning bounces you out of your covers, and you land in a sitting position >>Your flesh is cold, freezing, crawling >>You are terrified >>It seems in your sleep, your mind cannot escape the rape Fucking Celestia 5/5 END
Atlas
MY. FUCKING. FACE. WHEN. ÆTHER.
Wuten
>>510882 Finally continuing this, I got some free time so I'm continuing from where we left off. For those who are just coming in, RD and Anon are snowed in on Hearth's Warming Eve after a long night of movies and booze. So without further ado, let's get started again!
>Both of you finish the fucking amazing breakfast Rainbro made >You sit back, feeling content that after around 5 slices of berry-covered toast that you’re good on food for now “Hey RD, you seem to be used to being snowed in a lot; you got any ideas on what we can do for fun?”
>”Well, last I checked the snow wasn’t supposed to stop until later tonight, so we’ve got a lot of-“ >Cut off by a banging on the door, followed by the door being slammed off its hinges, the cold air rushing into the house >Fucking Applejack knocked down the only barrier keeping the cold out >”Alright Anon, y’all better just come on quietly or the cold’s gonna keep on comin’!” she hollers, looking around >You immediately peer out from the kitchen wall as RD leaps up and confronts Applejack >”AJ! What do you think you’re doing?!” >Applejack grins >”Ah, howdy Rainbow, yer just in time,” she says, twisting around and slamming her hind legs into your Rainbro, sending her to the wall you’re peering out from >”And now it’s time ta get what ah came here for,” she grins, walking over to you >Fucking cold, should’ve put something on to cover your torso >The wind coming from the doorway isn’t helping “Seriously, you bust down my door for something like this? Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to fix that thing every fucking time you or Fluttershy knock it down?”
>You come out from behind the wall, AJ’s licking her lips staring at your torso and ignoring whatever it is you’re saying 1/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>517567 Dude.....MOAAAAAR!
Anonymous
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>>517152 I really enjoyed the one greentext that was from Rainbro Dash's perspective.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>517609 Hey, thanks. Hearing praise from you of all people is awesome.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>Dealing with rape for the last few weeks >Finds self out next to a lake.... no signs of ponys anywhere >About to get up and leave when you see bright flashes of light next to the ledge of the lake >You walk curiously toward it >You see a child pony struggling to swim > Ignoring the sparks at all, you rush over and get her out of the water >"HELP! ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED! THE WATER IS MAKING ME FEEL FUNNY" the pony cries out in a robotic like voice >You get the little pony out of the water, after getting shocked once or twice >You put her down >"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE XENOBIOLOGICAL LIFE FORM" the pony says >Obviously this is not a normal pony Um...whats your name?>"SWEETIE BELL" Oh um... doesn't that make your sister Rarity?>"AFFIRMATIVE!" Oh...well what were you doing out here?>"I WAS STARING AT THE LAKE, REFLECTING ON THE CYCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH WHEN I FELL INTO THE LAKE!" oh...great....yeah um...you are a pony...right?>"AFFIRMATIVE!" >She looks like a real pony but dear god that voice...that voice Well go on home.....Sweetiebell...I am betting your sister misses you very much...>"AFFIRMATIVE!" >She starts to walk home >You blink a few times >Then you realize that this is the first normal conversation with a pony you have had since you arrived here >Realize that a robot is more civil and respectful then the ponies
Wuten
>>517594 >”Now Anon, we can do this the easy way,” she says, leaping up and pinning you down against the cold kitchen floor, “Or the hard way.” >You struggle under her, but she has you pinned, the cold floor not helping your escape in any way >”Though ah prefer the hard way,” she grins, beginning trailing her tongue down your bare chest >Fuck the wind, it makes it even colder >She continues trailing down to your abs >You notice your legs aren’t pinned >You quickly lift up your lower body, curling your legs around to her head >”Now what in tarnation-“ >You begin squeezing your legs together as hard as you can >After around 10-15 seconds, Applejack finally collapses, just barely making it to the waist of your pants >Breathe a sigh of relief “That… was too close.”
>Push her unconscious self off you, walk over to Rainbro >She seems fine for the most part, just winded “You alright, RD?”
>”Y-yeah, I’m fine…” she mutters, still breathing a bit staggered, but otherwise mostly uninjured >You walk over to the door >Do what you can to lift it back over the doorway, pushing it in as best you can >Take a few steps back, smile as it holds >Falls the second you turn around >areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg 2/x
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>517217 > morning strikes > knock on the door, it's the mailpony > she hands me a rather official looking envelope > my address is written on there in very beautiful calligraphy > a wax seal blocks me from opening it > the seal portrays the sun what would Celestia be mailing me about?
> open the envelope carefully, so as to not destroy the seal > it reads: > "dear anon, Luna tells me you have befriended her while she was walking about at night. She has never been happier. Thank you, anon, for bringing her a happiness that has long been gone from her life. >Eternally yours, >Celestia > it's nice to know somebody cares for you > day goes off well, nothing to complain about > night rolls its head around again > Luna appears once more > I approach her, less formally than before > "hello again anon, it's nice to see you" it's nice to see you too Luna
> she sits down on the chair again how was your day?
> "I did a few things around the castle, met some diplomats from all over Equestria. I did talk to my sister about you." I know, she sent me a letter, thanking me for being your friend
> she reads over the letter > she chuckles as she reads it > "Ah yes, Celestia was always one for the dramatic" I suppose "a happiness that has been long gone from her life" is a bit theatrical
> "yes. So how was your day?" nothing too special I suppose, I met with Twilight, who recommended yet another book to me, helped Applejack at the farm.
> "hmm, sounds....exciting" > she's feigning interest, at least she's trying to care yea, it wasn't all that bad I guess
> "anon, can I ask you a question?" sure, ask away
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
HA HA TIME FOR RAINBRO DASH STORIES What's up, guys?
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>517690 (part 5)
> "why is the night so beautiful, to you?" > she turned away for a moment when asking that > is she embarrassed? well, I find the darkness, soothing. The sunlight is so harsh and direct. The sky is a bright blue. It overwhelms the senses. Whereas in the night, it's calm, I can observe every star in the sky with wonder, and stare at the moon, that wonderful moon.
> "yes...wonderful" > damn, I forgot I'm sorry princess, I didn't mean to bring that up again
> "no...no it's quite alright. I guess it is beautiful, even if I was trapped on it for 1000 years" > feeling bad now > "so, do you not like the day?" It has its functions, but no, I suppose I don't
> "that's nice to hear" why's that?
> "it means that I mean more to you than Celestia" well, I do know you better than her
> " true, but my time here is at an end" bye Luna
> she departs Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>517722 (pt.6)
> morning once more > no mailpony this time, instead instantly teleported letter to my room > reads: > Dear anon, Luna informs me of her importance to you. In fact, that is what bothers me so. She seems to have adopted delusions of grandeur. While I am glad to see you making my sister happy, I cannot have you corrupting her mind. Henceforth, you shall be forbidden to meet with my sister. > eternally yours, > Celestia > Banned from seeing Luna? > this is all very upsetting > she was the only one who I connected with > she understood my plight, of being along in the world > I thought we were going to make a lasting connection > damn Celestia, thinking she can tell me that I can't make friends with people > I writhe in a rage all day > come night, it appears as if Celestia has followed through on her word > just before I go to bed, Luna arrives again > "anon, I can't stay long" I know Luna, I was worried about you
> " fear not, for as long as we have our friendship, we can never be separated" > the notion that this could be true touches me deep inside > " I just had to check in and make sure you're alright" yes, I'm fine, I was just worried that Celestia had gotten to you
> "I'm fine, I must leave though, before Celestia realizes I'm missing" > Luna teleports away, leaving me to go to bed Anonymous
Atlas
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>>517609 My excitement of your future stories cannot be contained.
You have, as well as today's events, made this the BEST DAY EVER.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>517745 > next morning there is a hefty knock at the door who could that be this early in the morning?
> I open the door to find two Equestrian Royal Guards > one of them hands me a letter > reads: > "Dear anon, I know of your and Luna's meeting. You have directly disobeyed my orders. You are to meet me at the royal court immediately to decide your punishment. > eternally yours, > Celestia > the two guards grab me, sling me over their backs and fly to Canterlot Palace > I'm thrown in the dungeon to await my sentence. > the room is dark, and dank. It smells of mildew and rotting meat > I hear a faint voice from the other side of the cell > "a-anon?" Luna? Is that you?
> "yes" What's going on here?
> "treason" what?
> "we're being tried for treason" Anonymous
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>>517758 The hell's going on here
Albert Reginald
>>517424 >The image of Applejack tearing up won't leave your head >The feeling of her tear hitting your cheek >That feel >The sun's going down >Don't even notice >The sound of flapping wings can be heard >Don't really care right now >Suddenly tackled onto your back >Rainbro's on your chest glaring at you >"Dude, what's the deal? I've been lookin' for you all day!" >Not so enthusiastic reply "Hey Rainbow..."
>"Anon, what's up? You seem really down." >She gets off your chest >Get up and dust off "Applejack and Fluttershy-"
>"You mean Applerape and Fetish-shy, haha." >Her attempt at cheering you up fails "Yeah...them. They tried raping me through Pinkie today."
>"Oh man, no wonder I couldn't find you! They didn't get to you...did they?" "That's the thing, Dash. I had enough. They made me lose all trust in Pinkie and ruined a perfectly good day. Needless to say I was pissed."
>The sunset is nearly gone >Start walking home, Rainbow following >"So what happened?" "I pretty much told them off. I think I went too far though. Fluttershy ran out crying, and soon after Applejack did the same. Pinkie was on the verge of breaking down before I left."
>"Whoah...you made Applejack cry? How'd you manage that?" >You explain the gist of the angry rant you went on >"Well it's true." "Yeah but that doesn't make it any less hurtful."
4/?
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
I wanna write something but I don't feel very confident in my abilities to write, should I give it a try?
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>517662 Freaking Witchcraft
Wuten
>>517681 >You sigh, turning back around to set the door up on a slight angle, this time it stays in place >Still a slight draft finds its way in >You decide you’re not going to last long shirtless in the middle of winter >You walk into your bedroom and come out a few moments later wearing a long-sleeved shirt >Rainbro has since managed to get to her feet, and is checking on Applejack >”Whoa… she’s out cold; where’d you learn something like that?” she turns to you, surprised “Dunno; it just came to me.”
>”Well, whatever it was, it worked,” she chuckled a bit >Applejack is stirring a bit, but as of right now is no longer a threat >You decide that since it IS the Hearth’s Warming season, you might as well not just leave her on your floor >You walk over and pick her up, deciding on setting her on your bed to sleep >Hey, at least it’s not at the same time you’re sleeping there >”You sure that’s a good idea, Anon?” Rainbro looks up at you “Can’t just leave her like that; besides, she’ll be cold if we did.”
>You reach over for a nearby blanket and cover Applejack with it before walking out of your bedroom >You smile at Rainbro “Hopefully she’ll manage to see that I’m not just some toy for her to try and rape whenever she feels like it.”
>Rainbro smiles back, and nods “C’mon; I’m sure we have a few movies left we can watch.”
>She’s way ahead of you on this; she’s already back in front of the television searching through the stash of movies she brought 3/x
Anonymous
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>>517837 give it a try bro. i promise i wont judge harshly
Anonymous
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>>517758 whats the sentence asshole tell us now
Albert Reginald
>>517834 How am I doin' so far with this one guys?
Anonymous
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>>517955 definitely unique. i'm liking this so far. sort of getting some feels
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
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>>517837 What's the worst that could happen? Everybody's cool here, give it a go!
Wuten
>>517862 >”Oh! What about this one?” she asks, holding up a case >Daring Do and the Griffon’s Goblet “Eh, sure, put it in and we’ll watch it.”
>She beams with excitement, before putting it in and flying back over onto the sofa to sit next to you >Curious as to what her obsession is for the series, you sit back and watch >Movie lasts for around 2 hours, reminds you extremely of the Indiana Jones series >You never bothered to watch those movies except for as a small child, so the storyline still kept your attention >By the end both you and Rainbro are sitting on the edge of the sofa in excitement >”That was SO AWESOME!” she exclaims, smiling at the screen as the credits begin to roll “Wow, I have to say that was a REALLY nice movie!”
>She smiles up at you >”So what d’ya say, huh? Wanna watch the rest of ‘em?” she asks, her eyes beaming >Fuck it, why not? “Go right on ahead, I’m just gonna head into the kitchen to fix up something quick.”
>Squee from your bro as she leaps over and gets ready to play the next one >You walk into the kitchen, your hands going through the cabinets to try and find something >You raise an eyebrow as you feel something smooth >You reach in and pull it out >It’s an apple >Fuck >”Howdy Anon…” 4/x
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>517955 So many feels, I want to know them all.
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>>517987 That made me audibly gasp.
Wuten
>>517987 So, how do you think I'm doing with this so far? Wasn't originally planning on continuing it, but someone suggested I do the rest of the day, so here we are.
Albert Reginald
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>>517987 >It’s an apple >Fuck I lol'd pretty hard
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>517560 >>517700 welcome back, we have green text and bubblegum....well I'm out of gum.
>>517570 so I assume you saw the guy I based off your trip?
>As the two of you are enjoying your fun you see a very familiar white unicorn and orange earth p0ny running up to you. >"What is going on here? Why are you flying?" "Oh *hic* Rarity, such a cute little marshmellow pone."
>You wrap her up in a hug and she blushes >When she sees that you've got some talons coming out of one of your gloves she gets a but huffy to say the least. >You set her down soon after. >Rarity: "Anon darling what happened to your hand...you grew it back. Did...did Celestia try something?" >You drunkenly try to explain everything about what happened but Rarity and Applejack can't understand a word of your drunken bantor >they are not bros....blasphemy >You snap your fingers and a faucet top appears in your hand. >you jam it in to your chest and turn the top >alcohol starts pouring out of your chest and to the ground below >Dash gasps >You just made a huge party foul but right at this moment you don't give a fuck. >After you feel good and sober the faucet top disappears. >Rarity: "That's just....so crude Anon!" >Fucks.exe has stopped working. >Perform Reboot? >Nope.avi >When you're ass is sobered up you go in to a long winded explanation over Discord, Atlas, and what's been said between the three of you. Anonymous
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>>517987 I just can't read Applerape's dialogue without laughing.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>518037 I'm likin it. I say keep goin.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>You leave the library wondering how you're going to get your house built when you've spent a good portion of your money on the property >Damn, you didn't realize how late you got out of work; the sun is really low in the sky >Go to the market to pick up food. Can't think on an empty stomach >Run into Rainbow. >"Hey Anon, Twilight get you your plans?" >Yeah, she took them to the Mayor today to approve. I should be able to start building by Wednesday. I've just got to figure out how I'm actually going to get the place BUILT." >She looks like she knows you're a little stressed about this >"Well I've got an idea to take your mind of stressing about your house." >Yeah? What would that be? >"Let's go watch movies and open up some cider at my place!" >Seriously? Such a bro. But you see a problem. >That sounds cool, Dash, but won't I just fall through the floor? Your house is made of cloud. >"Duh, Anon, just get Twilight to use her magic. Problem solved." >Twilight's at the Mayor's, Dash. >She looks downtrodden at the revelation, so you resolve to turn this around. >But I've got a TV at Pinkie's we could use- >"I'll grab my stash and movies and meet you there!" >She bolts in the direction of her house in a flash of blue and rainbow. 9/x
Anonymous
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>>518049 >fucks.exe I lost it here
Anonymous
>>515992 >decide to try introducing tabletop wargaming >since Twilight had so much fun with your last adventure in human PnP, she helps you create seven armies with the help of books and pictures you have on the laptop >you decide to leave Fluttershy out of it, but Twilight insists on not leaving anyone out >via some crazy spell, each of the Mane 6 gets a handout of WH40k army lists and rules >no one is particularly interested at first >ponies do not grasp the appeal of grimdark very easily, but eventually they trust you >again, with her magic she creates everyone's chosen army, fully painted and ready for play >She has Tau, since she decided they were the least objectionable >Pinkie Pie decides on Orks, but gets Twilight to add on balloons, clown noses, and paints just about every vehicle hot pink >Applejack goes with Imperial guard, but neglects to have any commissars >Rainbow Dash was one of the few of them that wasn't outright disgusted with the fluff, and went the easy route with Space Marines >lots of assault marines... >Rarity is a little more interested because now everyone can SEE her magically painted Eldar army >Fluttershy... she gets special tyranids with googly eyes pasted on >you decide to field World Eaters >the dice start to roll >Rarity is again frustrated because her beautifully painted Eldar get stuck in wit' Pinkie's boyz >Fluttershy avoids conflict, having her units just back away from everyone else >Applejack and Rainbow Dash focus on each other >eventually Rarity's Eldar get crumped, Twilight's Tau are cut to shreds by Rainbow's assault marines which are crushed under Applejack's armor that gets looted by Pinkie's boys, and you swoop in to mop up >that is when Fluttershy's force, still fresh and hungry, floods over your remaining forces Anonymous
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>>518073 >First portion >Granny Smith and Big Mac dead already Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Damn, so many stories that are so long and update too fast... too overwhelming for me... I'm probably missing good stuff.
Anonymous
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
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>>518124 That's what happens when you get all the best authors together in one thread. Whose glorious idea was this again?
Anonymous
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>>518108 >regular games follow, except for Rarity who still keeps the Eldar minis >Games Workshop senses a disturbance in the Force, plots to send Equestria the way of the Squats Albert Reginald
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>>518108 >Warhammer >Fluttershy's the Tyrranids Oh fuck that's rich
Anonymous
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while i wait for the next clip from anyp0ny, i just want to throw this out there readALLthestories.jpg ps: i love everyone of you creative mother fuckers
Anonymous
>>518108 >that feel when you don't understand any of this Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>518049 >After you finish your explanation the two are standing with their jaws nearly hitting the ground. >Rar: Anon! You have to see what you're doing! This is....just so barbaric! This isn't you darling. Look. "What are ya goin on about Rar? Everythings.."
>You see that a lot of buildings are on fire, a few ponies are lying broken and bruised in the street, inanimate objects are flying and attacking other p0nies while others are sitting under your applejack daniels clouds. >You shake your head >Rarity's right, you're causing a hell of a lot of pain for these p0nies. >But why does it feel so right? >Your thoughts drift back to the drink Discord offered you. >It was probably some sick ritual or some shit and he got his claws in to you. >Your thoughts are centered around chaos yet again but you're able to maintain a sort of grip on yourself. >Okay, thinking about something other than chaos now is starting to become a chore >What if all of this was doing nothing more than speeding up the process of whatever it was Discord was doing. >"I'll be your silent audience Anon....please don't disappoint me." >That may of not of been his exact words but now you know. >Discord is using you for his entertainment. >You're a fucking puppet right now bro >You're just like Twilight was, a pawn for Discord's fun. >Needless to say you're pissed off now. >You swear you can hear Discord's laughter somewhere in the back of your mind. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>518221 It's okay. Just know that it's fairly entertaining to those who do, and besides Fluttershy with Tyranids, the races/armies they chose reflect their personality.
Fluttershy would use Grey Knights. I don't know how to argue that, but I feel she would.
Anonymous
>>518321 I went with tyranids because she loves all creatures, right?
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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>>518347 Makes sense to me.
Wuten
>>517987 >You quickly spin around, seeing Applejack standing there “What the hell? When did you wake up? How did you get in here without us knowing?”
>”You’d be surprised as to just how much y’all get into those movies of yers,” she grins, trotting over to you >You’re cornered on the far side of the kitchen, away from the entrance to the living room >”Now, where were we?” she grins, rearing up and placing her hooves up onto the counter around you, holding your arms down under them >Damn ponies and their ungodly leg-strength >You struggle under her hooves, but that only seems to fuel her hunger >She lunges forward in a kiss, you lean back instinctively to try to get away >She begins grinding against you >”Ah’ve been waitin’ a long time for this, Anon…” she grins, trailing her mouth down your neck >”Looks like you’ll have to be waiting a little bit longer then,” a voice comes from behind her >Before she can react, Rainbro to the rescue >She picks Applejack up by the front legs, lifting her into the air >Applejack is struggling in Rainbro’s grip >You get an idea ”Hey RD, you think the lake’s frozen over yet?”
>AJ’s eyes instantly widen >Rainbro gets the message >You run to the door, lifting it to where Rainbro can safely slip out carrying Applejack >You grin, closing the door behind you >Walk over to the kitchen and look at the apple >Pick it up and take a bite >Fucking delicious. 5/x
Atlas
>>518049 Damned right I did.
I love it so far. I have this really deep voice and people say I sound fucking like Satan when I laugh, so that got my jimmies going. Hey, do you have a deviant or a messenger so I could reach you over, to discuss the details of your desktop image without clouding the thread up?
Anonymous
>>518347 I guess. I don't think she'd love being eaten alive though. Grey Knights are the fucking Emporer's protection. Her being scared of everything, I'd figure she'd like having protection.
Plus, I can see her being fearful of Orks and Daemons and GKs are Daemon Hunters and Xenos purgers.
Fuck ya Grey Knights. Also Dash was smart choosing the same army as me. Go Dash. Too bad she used Assault Marines...
killacroc
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>wake up >panic like crazy >cant breathe, being suffocated >arms and legs strapped to bed >can only see yellow >"oh anon you're finally awake" >shake head objecting >"im abot to start anon" >what the hell is she going to start >weird taste in mouth >bad thoughts - is she pissing in my mouth >see trail of red run down cheek >break binds throw her off >run to bathroom >rinse mouth with water like a motha fukka >"so anon? You dont like blood?" >punch her straight to the moon!
Anonymous
>>518397 I nailed it with Pinkie and Rarity though, right?
Albert Reginald
>>517834 >"Well what can ya do about it?" "I don't know but I feel like shit. I'll catch ya later Dash. I need to clear my head."
>You can tell she's miffed you're ditching her >Walk home. Door's wide open >Looks like someone broke in >Suspect the worst >Walk in, ninja as fuck >Check everywhere. Cupboards, cabinets, couch cushions, bedroom. >There's a note on your desk below the window >It reads, "We'll be doing the avoiding from now on for ya. -AJ -FS" >They both initialed it >Somehow that makes you feel all the more worse >Go downstairs, close door >Fuck throwing the locks on, it doesn't matter anymore >Really need something to take your mind off this shit >Mind wanders to...the stash >Reach behind the TV and untie the sack hanging off of its cord >Open the bag and smell the sweet scent of green >You were amazed to find this plant around here. It was just there growing with a few other plants of its kind next to the river >The buds were also incredibly easy to harvest >Luckily small rectangular pieces of a ripped journal is all you need to begin >Roll a fatty >You don't know how your bro would react to this >Much less the rest of Ponyville >They'd probably go crazy over it and be fucked up all day every day >No, it's probably better to keep it to yourself >Don't wanna throw Equestria outta whack >Light up with a lit candle >Sleep finds you easy tonight 5/?
Anonymous
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>>517758 is there more to this one? i really hope so
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>518243 >Rar: "You simply must see Celestia, I'd suggest Twilight but...." >The one time you'd actually want to see Twilight and she's gone. >This pisses you off even more than you were before. >Discord snaked his way around you guys so easily and none of you were the wiser. "What'....what would be the best way to get to canterlot right now?"
>Apple: "Ah'd suggest we use that balloon thingy an have Rainbow pull us but....she's a lil outta it." >Rainbro is currently in a drunken slumber in a nearby bush. "Wait....us?"
>Apple: "Hell yeah Anon, ya'll think we'd jus let ya go alone? We're yer friends!" >Dear lord are you glad she's no longer trying to rape you, you could wrap her up in a hug right now. "Wait...why don't I just do to Rainbow what I did to myself?"
>You start thinking of draining her blood rather than the alcohol and that idea goes right out of your mind. ".....nevermind."
>The three of you make your way to the library to see that the balloon is already up and waiting to go. >Spike, that clever little dragon, knew something was up and got things ready ahead of time. >....Twilight's number one assistant after all. >Fluttershy and Pinkie come bounding up to the three of you. >They see the monstrousity growing out of you. >They ask and Rarity is kind enough to explain the situation to them for you. >the group of you make your way in to the balloon and soon you're off Anonymous
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>>518428 Pinkie is an odd character so I'd say, ya, you did. Orks aren't exactly party animals, but they are silly.
Rarity with Eldar was a great choice.
Spike would probably use IG and end up protecting Rarity's Eldar the whole time.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>518393 Deviant art is Yaratzu. I should probably change that to AetherPone or something but that'll happen eventually.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>517758 (pt. 8)
how can we be tried for treason?
> "you've corrupted me" but I haven't
> "Celestia seems to think you have" All I did was befriend you, is that so much of a crime?
> she heaves a sigh > "I suppose it is" We need to do something about this
> "what can we do?" I'm not sure yet, but I'll think of something
> a guard approaches the gate, and frees me > "you're trial awaits, criminal" > he shoves me to a large courtroom, very well lit > Celestia stands as judge > "Anon, you are tried for treasonous actions in corrupting Princess Luna to perform actions that are disloyal to the Equestrian Monarchy. How do you plead? Not guilty, your honor
> "very well, state your plea" Your honor, I have done nothing wrong. I have only befriended Luna, your sister. I have not talked about rebellion, I have not convinced her that you are evil. I have done nothing treasonous.
> "have you any evidence to support your claim?" n-no your honor
> "and what of the decree that forbade your from meeting with the Princess? I-I broke that....
> she's using the Royal Canterlot voice > "then We, of the Celestial Court, find you, guilty of treasonous action against the Equestrian Monarchy. You are sentenced to be held in the dungeon, until such a time as We can banish you back to your home world." Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>518532 (pt. 9)
> I'm dragged back into my cell by the guards > I'm shocked beyond belief. > "how did it go?" I've been banished, back to my homeworld
> "oh...." we have to do something
> "what can we do?" > the shackles are a little too big for human hands > I wriggle free a hand Luna, can you use magic?
> "no, Celestia is suppressing it with a ring" > I free my other hand hold on Luna, I'll be there in a second
> I pick up a rock and shatter my leg braces > I've attracted the guards attention, he's looking in > I grab hold of chains and act like I'm still bound > He's stopped paying attention > I run over to Luna > She's pinned to the wall, with a ring on her horn > I carefully slide the ring off, to avoid making noise > Luna frees herself with her magic > We embrace quickly > Luna teleports us out of the Dungeon > We are in the Everfree forest > "they'll be searching for us, but we'll be safe here for a while" > we find a place that's reasonably hidden from any paths Luna, thanks for saving my skin
> "thanks for saving mine" > we fall asleep Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>518569 (pt. 10)
> wake up > Luna isn't Luna > She's Nightmare Moon Luna? What happened to you?
> "who does Celestia think she is? Kidnapping my only friend? She thinks she's so important!" Luna!
> "oh, hello anon, glad to see you're up" Luna, what's going on, why do you look like that?
> "no time to explain, hop on" > she motions for me to get on her back > I climb on, she immediately takes off > I notice as we're flying, what's behind us is suddenly night Where are we going?
> "to confront our problems" What!? We can't do that!
> "Sure we can, we have to teach Celestia a lesson" > "get ready!" > she dives > she breaks through large stained glass window > We're now in the Throne Room > Celestia looks shocked, and caught off guard > I dismount Luna > "Celestia! I've got a score to settle!" killacroc
>wake up in the afternoon >oh snap overslept >run over to sweet apple acres for job >helpin big mac and applejack buck apples >wonder how am i kicking apples outta a tree >realize fluttershy hasnt tried to rape me today >start heading for home >rain starts to fall >o teh noooos >getting one of only few outfits wet >look for shelter >nearest place is flutershys >FUUUUUU >knock at her door >"oh my anon i was just abou.... >sees me shivering and invites me in
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>518585 (pt. 11)
> "Nightmare Moon!" > Luna's horn glows, and Celestia is thrown across the room > Celestia projects a beam of light at Luna > Luna projects a beam of dark at Celestia > beams are evenly matched > "Nightmare Moon, why have you returned?" > " You tried to take away the only friend that I have, the only one to ever love me the way everyone loves you" > Luna pushes and the beams shift toward Celestia > "I was worried this would happen if I kept him too long" Kept me too long? What am I? Some sort of pet?
> "Luna thrusts again, and again the beams move more toward Celestia" > "Yes, Celestia, does he mean nothing to you?" > The beams contact Celestia > A blinding flash erupts from the beam hitting Celestia > Luna then brings down a statue on Celestia Ok Luna, that's enough
> Luna slowly approaches a severely weakened Celestia > "You will pay for what you have done" > Celestia can barely lift a hoof > Luna brings a hoof up, ready to stomp Celestia Luna no!
> she pauses > looks over at me Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>518613 (pt. 12)
Luna please. Do you know what will happen if you do that?
> she looks over at Celestia, who's helpless with the weight of a statue on her > I run over to Celestia, and inspect the damage > Luna puts her hoof down Luna, if you kill her, nobody will ever love you. You'd strike fear into all their hearts
> my voice trembles as I confront her > she looks as if the significance of what she's done has dawned on her > She morphs back into regular Luna > She lifts the statue off of her sister > the Royal Guard rushes her off to a hospital > Luna sits on the floor and cries Luna, I know your intentions were good
> She can't even face me Luna, look at me
> she reluctantly looks at me > never have I seen a more dejected, downtrodden expression in my life > "why anon? So I can hurt you too? You would never do that
> "wouldn't I? Look what I did to my own sister!" Luna, you were protecting me
> "and look what happened because of it" You had the best of intentions for me, you just got a little carried away
> she turns her head away again Come on Luna, I think we need to visit your sister in the hospital
> the Royal Guard, in fear of what might happen, let us go Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>518633 (pt. 13)
> we fly to the hospital > I never let go of the hug I have on her > we land at the hospital > we enter, and find Celestia's room. > she's conscious > Luna approaches Celestia's bedside > "Sis, I'm really sorry about what happened" > Celestia doesn't seem to accept Celestia, she means it, she was just protecting me, she didn't want to lose her only friend
> Celestia's eyes seem to convey understanding > she weakly responds > "You are forgiven" > Celestia then falls asleep > Luna drops me off at my house Goodbye Luna, I hope we see each other again
> "goodbye anon, I hope we can too" > She flies away > I hear nothing from either of them for a few weeks > suddenly, a message comes in the mail > it has the same wax seal Celestia had used before > it reads: > Dear anon, Today I learned an important lesson about friendship. I learned that friendship really can conquer all. Even if someone tries to stop you from having friends, you can count on your friends to be there, and support you. Friends can help you through the hardest of times, and even when you show your worst self, friends will help you make the right decisions, and will always drive you to show your best self. > Eternally yours, > Celestia Anonymous
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>518649 well shit, that was a doozy. One and a half hours of writing. Hope y'all find it worth reading.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>518677 seemed a bit short even though it was in 13 parts but still enjoyed it XD
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>518532 Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is why the Vadenreich is going to destroy Equestria in 5 days
Anonymous
>>518677 i've actually been glued to my computer screen waiting for the end of this. i applaud you good sir
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Next day after work you head over to meet Rainbow at Sweet Apple Acres. She had said something last night about getting the Apples to help you out >Such a bro >You show up to see Rainbow waiting for you with Applejack, Big Mac, and a bunch of pegasi you don't recognize >"Hey Anon, I called in some favors. Twilight's over at the lot with her plan. We're gonna build you that house." >What about the Mayor? Doesn't she need to approve the plan? >"Don't sweat it, I've got it covered." She seems confident, and you DO want to move into your own place sooner rather than later >Follow Dash's group to the plot >See a group of 20 ponies moving wood and putting up scaffolds >Holy shit, Dash, you did this all this morning? I knew we were friends but *damn* >She blushes at your comment >"Well don't just stand there," Twilight yells from the work site,"Start putting those hooves to work!" >You stand amazed that so many ponies came out to help. You recall that you'd never see this back in your world. >Work goes on until sundown. The ponies work fast; they've got the whole frame and most of the walls installed already. >You see Rainbow inspecting the day's work. She looks like her ego is about to explode out of her head. >Hey Dash! >She looks over to you a you beckon her over >"Hey Anon, looks good, right? We can probably finish by Sunday if this keeps up. Am I awesome or what?" >You put out your fist and she meets it with her forehoof >You're a real bro, you know that, Dash?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Next time: Flutterrapist emerges??
killacroc
>>518597 >she drpes a blanket over me Thanks fs
>she smiles and offers mea spot o tea Sure id love some
>follow her into kitchen >kinda awkward > her just staring at me and smiling >then shed look at her stove, then back to me So um...
>lightning strikes and scares her into my arms Hey there
>i said with a wink >she saved me from the storm i can give her that >she hops down >looks up and smiles >kettle begins to whistle >almost made her jump back on me >pours us some tea >shit is fucking cash son >talk about stuff listening to the rain Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
Atlas
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>>518521 Sent a confirmation note.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>518721 >>518719 >>518693 glad to see that y'all liked it. It feels short, but I think that's because I posted it in two big blocks, Had I let the cliffhanger endings of each post linger and take effect, it would've seemed longer. Each post actually consists of at least a page on microsoft word
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>518488 >The balloon takes off without a hitch. >It's 30 minutes in to the balloon ride before anyone says anything. >Flutters: "Anon...all that stuff that happened in Ponyville....was that you?" >You reluctantly nod. >Flutters: "Oh...." >Pinkie tries to lighten the mood a little >Pinkie: "Did you see all those paint cans flying everywhere?! There were all like 'I'mma get ya' then they poured paint on everyp0ny! It looked like so much fun I was gonna get my party cannon...but then Berry's roof got caught on fire, and then Lyra's, Bon Bon's...... >Oh god you really REALLY don't want to hear this ramble. >You know everypone is pretty high up right now. >You could just pop the balloon and watch em all drop >It'd be so crazy, they'd be flailing all around helpless >Okay yeah this is really starting to sound tempting. >Are we really gonna have this fight again brain? >You know we are Anon, you should totally do it, it'll be hilarious. >No, fuck off brain. >Why? Don't you just adore chaos? You didn't mind making that red bull with wings did you? And everyp0ny loved your liquor clouds....remember the booze Anon? >These can't be my thoughts. >Dear lord this inner monologue is driving you insane. >You start holding your head and shaking it, trying to rid yourself of these insane thoughts >Discord must be laughing his ass off right now, but he must also find your lack of chaos disturbing >The more you refrain from doing something chaotic the more its starting to hurt >you can feel the pressure increasing in your head, causing you to have a splitting head ache >Just do one little thing Anon it'll be fine right? >NO fuck off brain! Albert Reginald
>>518459 >Next day >Place smells fucking dank >Get up from couch, put away the 'green sack' >Expect a knock on the door any minute "Oh...wait..."
>Yesterday's events come back to mind >Not even out the door and the day's already fucking ruined >Might as well get out there and do something >Run upstairs >Get clean, get dressed, get downstairs >Knock knock >Fluttershy? >Open door in anticipation >Rainbow, smiling and waving a hoof "Oh. Hey bro"
>"Dude, you still look like shit and...what's that smell?" >Dismiss the dank scent "It's nothing. Feel like-"
>About to suggest Sugarcube Corner >Don't feel like you can face Pinkie after yesterday >"Feel like what?" "Nothing, forget it. Whaddya say to chilling in the park today?"
>"Fine with me. Let's go." 6/?
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>518832 the whole thing is actually near 13,000 words long.
Anonymous
>>518911 writing all of that for us, and for nothing in return? You rock, good sir.
Geekmuffin !SgZO7YGFgw
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>>518049 Aether you always think of the best ways to express lack of fucks given
>fucks.exe has stopped working >404 - fucks not found I'm writing these all down for future use
Anonymous
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>>518108 >Taulight Sparkle >Pinkie as Orks >Eldar Rarity >Chaos Anon Oh my God YES.
Albert Reginald
>>518911 Shit's pretty cash. I enjoyed it.
Anonymous
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Did anyone save the last Rainbro Dash thread? I would be ever so grateful if someone were to post it.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
I'm surprised at the rather small quantity of vengeance stories.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>518988 >>518960 well, I do have one favor to ask...let me go to bed? lol
in all seriousness though, it was nothing, really I enjoyed writing it, I'm sure any of the other writers would agree, writing the story is a sort of adventure. I play through several different scenarios until I pick the one you guys read. Each scenario more entertaining than the last, until I've got one that captures exactly what I'm looking for. Writing these stories for y'all let's me run through all these scenes, so while you're reading a story, I'm watching a movie in my head, picking out what comes next in the story.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>518858 >You start growling to yourself while your holding your head. >Holy fuck this headache is getting worse >The others take notice of your plight >Pinkie: "Anon? What's up silly?" >You growl in response >Fuck it hurts! >You're on your knees in the balloon basket >You can almost hear Discords displeasure at your resistance. >Flutters:"Anon....?" >she tries to put a hoof on your shoulder in comfort but you shrink away from her. >This is taking too long >You can see canterlot in the distance >Dumbass why don't you just teleport >When you picture the everfree forest rather than canterlot castle you realize that teleporting will do nothing more than delay you from getting to celestia.....the best thing you can do now is take a direct approach >You've done a find job of tuning out the others >Their shaking your frantically trying to get your attention, they're calling you Anon, but you're not able to answer them back. >You've gotta think of something to end this pain >Oh god its like Discord is dragging his nails across your skull >With the last bit of effort you can expel you pick yourself up and leap out of the balloon. >You feel the cool rush of air as you rapidly make your decent to the ground below. >Fuck, wouldn't it be crazy as fuck if you sprouted wings right now? that'd be chaotic right? You'd look like some freaky eagle bat thing right? >You feel pressure building in your back as you picture yourself as some odd abomination to nature >the wind whipping past your ears finally draws your attention. >As the ground closes in the pressure in your back becomes intense. >You look behind you right in time to see a new set of wings sprout from your back. >You dumb shit open up your wings! Wuten
>>518377 >Rainbro comes back a few minutes later “So? How’d it go?”
>She snickers >“Didn’t quite make it to the lake, but I have a feeling you’ll like what happened even better.” >You raise an eyebrow “Where’d ya leave her?”
>”Let’s just say she’ll be a bit tied up for the time being. Big Mac and Granny Smith saw me carrying her by, and offered to take her.” “You had Big Mac lasso her legs together, didn’t you.”
>”Oh Anon, you can read me like a book!” she grins widely, waving her hoof around >Breathe a sigh of relief “So, which one was next on the list of movies?”
>Rainbro’s eyes widen >“Oh, that’s right, I almost forgot!” she exclaims, rushing over to the television >Next movie is “Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone” “Is it good?”
>”It’s the first one I ever read. Oh yeah. It’s good,” she grins slyly, hitting 'play' >Both of you crash on the couch, Dash unexpectedly snuggling up to you as you pull the blanket up over you two >Think nothing of it >”Ohmygosh it’s starting!” Rainbro exclaims, letting out another squee Meanwhile…
>”Lemme go!” the orange mare squirms around in the leg-tied lasso >”Nnnnope.” >”Yew should be ashamed o’ yerself, bargin’ in on that young man’s alone time like that!” the older mare nags as they drag her inside the house >”Alone time? What the…” Applejack raises an eyebrow in confusion >”Eeeeyup,” Big Mac nods >”An’ yew best be gettin’ ready fer a lotta work once the storm passes on; an’ once yer done, yer gonna be apologizin’ ta that human feller!” Granny Smith frowns >”Yes ma’am…” Applejack sighs in defeat 6/x
Dunno honestly how many posts this is gonna last... Haha!
killacroc
>>518787 >"anon why dont you love me?" >o boy here we go its just everything fluttershy
>she looks down towards her tea i just want a normal relationship, with a normal girl
>"you mean a human girl, right?" >cant see her face, but tear drops splash in her cup I really dont like all that fetish stuf, it just isn't me
>"but.. i try so hard.." >shes choking up from crying >she runs up to her room >follow her, and hold her close But i have been here for quite a while
>she looked up confused, her eyes red i dont know if ill ever get back, so if we take if slow and ou promise no funny stuff i can try it for you
>she holds me close crying from happiness >"for you anon anything!" >almost a year later >been going steady with flutteshy Happy anniversary dear
>"silly im a pony not a deer." >chuckle because shes so cute You know ive really gotten used to this, and ive learned alot, mostly how wonderful you are
>she blushes and jumps up for a hug >"thats all i ever wanted anon, your love" >go in for passionate kiss >eyes open >its bright, hear beeping >doctors rush in >people real people! >they start explaining how ive been in a coma for nearly three years >the doctors start togo off, do more test call my family, that sorta stuff >i finally learned how to be happy, how to love >and it was all a dream >tears fall off my cheeks >look down and whisper I guess I found your fetish huh....
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>519177 aww...you bastard, you had to bring that back didn't you?
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>519069 The only Verdict is Vengeance-- a Vendetta, held as a Votive-- not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous.
Anonymous
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>>519177 You magnificent bastard, that caught me off guard.
Nice ending there.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>519240 I tried writing one, it fucking sucked. That or I'm a pussy for not writing past the first post.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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alright, I'm off to bed. I look forward to seeing all of you in the morning
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>You are becoming more and more aware >>You love Celestia >>You hate Celestia >>She saved you from a life of regimented mediocrity >>And delivered you into a life of regimented mediocrity >>One life you cannot remember, save for what she allows you to remember >>The other life has nothing to contrast against >>Are you being ungrateful? >>Or are you being too thankful? >>Her grasp on your mind is terrible >>If you sleep, you lose everything you almost remember >>Over time, you wonder how many fragments of memory are permanently lost >>Are you even you, anymore? >>You are back in the ring, and your frustrations have earned you a lot of bits >>And has earned your enemies a lot of pain >>Your manager loves you >>The crowd loves you >>Your opponents, confident and arrogant at first, learn to loathe you after an average of five seconds >>These ponies don't know how to fight >>It's starting to disgust you >>You want to have to think >>You want to have to TRY Why won't you try harder!>>You grip a draft horse by the throat and bury your right fist in his face Huh?!>>Again, you bash his skull >>These aren't coordinated punches. You used to be known for your grace, your slips, your combos >>You were like a graceful butterfly with the depleted uranium sting of an M1 tank >>But in your madness, you have decided that you don't need all that >>You need money, you need to hurt people >>You need to get answers, even if you are taking it out on the wrong people >>Your opponent falls, unconscious 1/x
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>519275 I tried writing that Applejack/Vengence thing at the start of the thread, but not many people liked it... got the feeling that avenging one's self is not a emotion that readers can/want to relate to
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>519294 >>Your manager couldn't be happier, and neither could the crowd >>Fucking snakes. Every single one of them. >>“Good show, Anon. But try to save your energy, alright? You still have to face William.” Who the hell is that, and why do I give a damn?
>>Your manager moves in front of you and leans in to you >>“Look, babe, I don't know what's gotten in to you. But you gotta be smart with this one. Really quick, too, or he's gonna floor you just like that little orange one last season.” >>You furrow your eyebrows, and apparently give him a face that makes him sweat >>The draft is wheeled out >>“Look, Anon, this one's serious. Ever hear of a diamond dog?” Put it in front of me and I'll kick its ass.
>>“They're big, they're mean, and they aren't like us. They're like you!” >>This gets your attention, and your eyes go wide What?
>>The opponent steps into the ring. He is gargantuan. Actually a little shorter than you, but it's a matter of mass >>Ever since you came to Equestria, you have lost a lot of weight on a vegetarian diet. Celestia has, over time, ensured that you do not remember what meat tastes like, or that you ever ate it But this beast? Easily a hundred pounds on you, maybe more.
>>“That's William... they call him William the Conqueror. He's champion in three cities.” We'll see about that.
>>You brush your manager aside, smack your knuckles together, and step into the middle of the ring >>William is dressed in an iron cuirass and a metal helmet >>He bawks at your show of strength and cracks his knuckles, which sounds more akin to bricks being crumbled in his hands than anything else >>“I'll make this quick” Hm.
We'll see
2/x
Anonymous
>>519335 I enjoyed it. It was rather well-written.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Bidding you a good night, my fellows. I'll have a new rainbro story tomorrow since i've got a 6 hour train ride with wifi to write uninterrupted. Till then.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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>>519355 Wish I could say the same of mine. Maybe I just need to think these over before posting shit.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>519136 >Your mind, having finally been freed from the pain, is able to tell your dumb shit body to do as its told. >You open your wings and the glorious wind lifts you up. >Now flap you fucking wings, flap. >It's taking a little getting used to but you're getting it for the most part. >You slowly fly your way back up to the balloon and to the awaiting mares. >Pinkie: "Anon you're....wowie you're flying!" >Astute as ever Pinkie >Rar: "Anon, I have to say....those wings look so awful on you." >You turn to see that your left wing resembles a bats while your right one resembles an eagles >Meh you can't complain >Apple: "Ah'm jus surprised ya'll didn't make yerself float." >You'd of done that if you hadn't in the past, it wouldn't of been enough and your dumb ass would of just plummeted to your death >At the rate things are going that doesn't really sound like a bad idea. >This Chaos is corrupting you, you hope you can make it to canterlot in time >Well, let's see if your fat ass can pull a Rainbro and Dash the fuck to canterlot. >You laugh at your quip >Then you notice fluttershy try to fly over to you >You hold out your hand to signal for her to stop and shake your head. If she flies with you you'll just end up making her wings disappear and she'll die.....you're not going to go through what you did to bring her back from her insanity just to kill her. >You recall your test with her that Twilight made you go through days before. >Now that sounds utterly delightful.... >No not a fucking-gain. "I'm going off ahead, meet up with me at Canterlot Castle...I'm gonna need a ride home after this."
>Well here goes nothing >You're a pretty fast learner Anon >You're viewing of your bro and her tricks have paid off. Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
Might as well try out a new Idea.... 1/?>Wake up to a wonderful sunrise. >Shit, Shower, Shave. The usual routine before Fluttershy comes bashing on your door. >Familiar knock on front door. It begins...>what a fucking surprise? >Wait, this is a fucking surprise. It's Derpy, the mail-mare. >'Hello Anony!' >You only allow her to call you that. You like her style. Hey Derpy. How's your day been?>'Not bad Anony. Here's your mail.' >Reaches into bag, passes you a few letters with her wing. >'Also, Fluttershy is in your bushes with these big round thingys on her hooves.' >Have a peek, see fluttershit dressed as a car. Fluttershy, My fetish isn't cars.>'Beep Beep?' Yes, I'm quite sure of it.>'Beep honk....' >she slowly walks home, still making engine sounds. >'She really tries.' Yeah. Wonder what would happen if I moved.>'Don't do that. I won't remember where you live.' >Derpy gives you a sad look. Derpy, I'm not going anywhere. Now, isn't there something missing from my mail?>she perks up, starts bouncing up and down. >'You remembered it, Anony!!' >Pulls out a muffin from the other bag on her back, and puts it in your hands. >She always brings you muffins to try, ever since you came to ponyville. >Take a bite. Mmm, Apple and cinnamon. You have to show me how you make them so good.>'Well how about you come to mine tonight. Dinky will love Anony around.' Of course, how about I cook us all dinner? and then you can show me your secret.>'Shhh....Its gotta be a secret.' >Gives you a wink.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>519342 >>The bell rings to start the fight >>He throws a monstrous left, you cannot duck it so you pull away >>Rebound and throw a fast jab that connects with his face >>He throws a right >>You try to pull away again but this one clips you in the cheek and sends you crashing down to the dirt >>He roars, he throws his hands up and looks to the crowd, which approves >>They think this is over? You need those bits, by Celestia. You NEED those bits >>You are up on your feet before long, and William turns to face you >>“Feh, you're tougher than you look” >>You're used to this. Your manager was right, you can't brute force this guy. >>He has range. You have to get inside and lay into him >>Put up your dukes, which makes the crowd go wild >>First time you actually took a stance tonight >>He throws an overhand, committing to it >>He wants to knock you out in one shot >>Slip to the inside. He watches you, confused >>You clinch his shoulders and drive your knee up into his gut >>Not your norm. You usually like to fight with your hands >>How much has Celestia kept from you? >>“Oof!” >>His guard is open. You rear your right hand and hurl your hips into it, driving a shot into his face >>And again >>Again >>He can't fight back >>You don't stop >>You think about Celestia >>How she controls your dreams >>How she controls you >>How she controls you THROUGH your dreams >>What right does she have?! >>William starts to bleed >>His helmet falls off, rolling to the floor >>You don't stop >>You want to remember. Maybe this world IS better than the one you came from. Maybe you want to stay. 3/x
Wuten
>>519152 “Oh no, did he just-!”
>”Oh yeah, he did!” Rainbro exclaims as Ahuizotl snatches the relic from Daring Do with his hand-tail thing >Both of you are on the edge of the couch once again in excitement >Unable to move for fear that it will ruin the experience >Stay like that until Daring Do comes in and snatches it away at the end of the movie >Both of you cheer excitedly as she runs off into the jungle once again to make her getaway >Rainbro and you share a brohug unintentionally in the adrenaline of it all >Immediately Rainbro notices and her cheeks turn light red, feeling your torso under the shirt >Doesn’t let go even after the hug ends “Uh… bro?”
>She shakes her head quickly, then looks up at you >”Oh, y-yeah, sorry about that…” she chuckles nervously, letting you go >By now it’s probably mid-afternoon from what you can tell >”So, what now?” Rainbro asks, looking up at you again “How about this one?”
>You reach over and grab another Daring Do movie, thinking that you should keep the trend going >Rainbro’s eyes widen and her cheeks blush a bit more, she shakes her head >”Oh, nononono, you don’t want to see that one,” she says, trying to take the case from you >You hold it up out of her reach “And why’s that, hm?”
7/x
Gotta say, I'm enjoying this greentext thing more and more every time I add to the story. Next part's in the works even as I post this!
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>519424 2/?
>Hang out with your Rainbro most of the day. >Training for the running of the leaves I'm gunna beat you this year Rainbro
>'Not with that flabby ass of yours' We can't have pert flanks like yours RD
>She tackles you from a cloud above. >Start wrestling on the ground. >she pins you to the ground, staring into your eyes. >Her wings are fully opened. Wings won't help you now.
>throw her off, about to tackle her flank. >Notice where the sun is CRAP!! Rainbro, I gotta go. I am having dinner with a very special pony tonight, and still need to prepare it.
>Notice her wings deflate. >'Oh....Alright Anon. I have to get home too. >she flies off like a Wonderbolt. >Such a good bro, worried about my training. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>519429 But it should...
>>You right hook him in the jaw Be my...
>>You drive a short punch into his torso, hard enough for him to feel it through his armor Choice!
>>You hiss in a deep breath before a right cross to the nose sends him to the floor hard enough to blow out the saltine circle marking the ring >>Your knuckles bleed >>Your breath is hard and heaving >>Judging by the wailing of the crowd, and the insane dancing of your manager, you've won enough bits for a year. >>That night you keep yourself occupied in Twilight's library >>“...Anon, you don't look so good. Where did you get that black eye?” And where do you get off interrogating me?
>>Twilight stomps forward, less than amused >>You take a moment to calm down You're right, I'm sorry
>>You are no fool. You know twilight is Celestia's right hand >>You have to be careful around her >>“What happened?” I fell down some stairs
>>Twilight is so innocent, that it works >>“Want me to take a look at it?” >>You shoot her a friendly smile and then wave your hand, dismissing her concerns It's fine. I'll be fine.
>>“Well... okay. The library is closing and we're heading to bed. Lock the door on your way out.” >>Her horn glows, and a cloud of arcane energy compels a lantern over to the table, illuminating the book you are reading >>You shoot her another smile Thank you. Have a good one.
>>She smiles at you, clearly still concerned, before she goes upstairs to bed. Celestia... let's see you take my mind if I choose not to sleep
>>“What's that, Anonymous?” Nothing. Have a good sleep.
>>If she will not face you, you will force her to come to you. 4/4
END
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
I was thinking about writing a fanfic about a warrior human who by deus ex machina of some nature gets sent into the far future which humans are wiped out and its Equestria, Equestria everywhere. At first, he lives in the Everfree forest, interacting with ponies rarely (in this case, he would primarily interact with and though Fluttershy would serve as a Liason if he needed something manufactured from ponyville) and decides that given the nature of his circumstances, to essentially just retire and die, but circumstances force him to defend Ponyville though his combative skill, and essentially finding out that because of humanity's years of practicing war, he (compared to the other sentient species) is the perfect warrior, his reflexes are faster, he is naturally stronger and merciless. While he was not looking for war, he is pressed into service for the Equestrian forces primarily by telling him that they will screw with Fluttershy (who he sees as a friend and land lord). The idea is that through the eyes of the last man, he just can't get away from war, even when its between two different races that are not his own.
Albert Reginald
>>518879 >Walking to the park >Still trying to forget yesterday >Mind wandering >Sit in a shady spot under a tree and watch your bro preform some new tricks of hers >Look around in anticipation >No orange mare or yellow wings popping out of bushes >Strange mixture of relief and guilt washes over you >Suddenly the tree you're leaning against shakes viciously >An apple falls on your head >Feel like Issac fucking Newton >Turn around expecting Applejack >It's...the Cutie Mark Crusaders >"Hi, Anon!" Sweetie Belle's voice breaks on the 'hi'. It's d'aww worthy >"What's up! Oh cool! Dash has new tricks!" Scootaloo is absorbed in the aerial display >Applebloom doesn't say a thing >Sweetie Belle looks at the apple in your hand. "Hey, we did it girls! We bucked the apple!" >Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle cheer. Applebloom stays silent >You hand off the apple to Sweetie Belle. Her and Scootaloo begin to walk off. Applebloom stays behind >It's silent for a moment or two. You can tell she wants to say something >"Anon...what didja do ta Applejack?" >You turn to face Applebloom >"She's been lookin' mighty sad since yesterday. Ta-day she barely said a thing to any of us. I asked what was wrong, but all she told me was, 'Ask Anon'." >Speechless. Almost tearing p from hearing Applebloom worry endlessly about her big sister >She looks as though she's about to cry "Applebloom...I'm sorry if-"
>"Don't be sorry to me. I'm not the one you should be tellin' that to." >She runs off >Your chest hurts 7/?
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>519550 What the hell? Her and Fluttershy try to rape you multiple times and you're the bad guy once you get them to stop?
Anonymous
>>519485 I loved this story, i truly hope you have a few sequels in mind
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>519386 >Freedom >This is fucking freedom at its finest >The cool night air breezing past you as you flap your semi glorious wings >The moon is so fucking huge from up here you can almost make out the craters >the stars are so vivid....you can really make out the constellations from here. >each start emitting a brilliance unlike that you've never seen from the ground. >You can't help but emit a shout of joy as the wind whips past you. >This must be how Dash feels every time she's in the air. >No wonder she wants to become a wonderbolt.....this is so fucking awesome! >You stop for a moment and you hear a familiar voice from within the back of your mind >'DO A BARREL ROLL YA FUCKIN FAGGOT!' >why the fuck not, as you fly like a fucking bullet you start doing barrel rolls in the fucking sky like a sir. >Peppy would jizz his fucking pants in wonderment if he saw this. >Canterlot is really close now. >suddenly you stop, you can't explain it, but you just stop. >You're sitting there in the sky, keeping your altitude. >Hey Anon....just who's fault is it that you're in this situation in the first place? >She said she brought you here for a reason, what was it? You remember don't you >The scene within your mind plays out. >Its so vivid it feels like you're back in your wheelchair, weak as fuck, looking over the goddess of day and Twilight, that sick fuck. >However the dialogue is a bit different from when you first heard it. >Celestia isn't speaking of you as highly as before....she's speaking of you like you're some sort of freak that Twilight brought in to this world herself. >No that can't be...she she knelt in front of you crying, asking for your forgiveness from what happened. >That scene in your mind begins to warp and change...the old one being forgotten. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>519541 Sounds great! Looking forward to it. I like to write fight scenes, and I'm eager to see what you can do based on your earlier contributions.
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>519457 3/?
Sorry, I have to deal with a bitching ex-gf
>Knock on Derpy's door, Big wicker basket in hand >Greeted by little Dinky. >'ANONY!!!!' >Ok maybe 2 ponies can call me that. >Give the little filly a big hug. >Derpy walks out of the kitchen, covered in flour. >Greet her with a massive hug too. Both of you get cleaned up, and dinner Shall be done soon.
>Warm up a beautiful Vege lasanga, serve with a daffodil greens salad. >Set table, serve with apple and raspberry cider, thanks to Berry Punch. >enjoy dinner with 2 very good pony friends. Anonymous
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>>519541 Sounds positively delightsome.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>519550 "Applebloom...I'm sorry if-"
>"Don't be sorry to me. I'm not the one you should be tellin' that to." >CRITICAL HIT TO HEART SECTION >WE'RE VENTING PLASMA >REROUTE ENERGY TO THE EMOTIONAL CONTROL CENTER >ITS NO GOOD SIR, WE'RE GOING DOWN >ALL CREW MEMEBERS, ABANDON THIS FEEL, I REPEAT, ABANDON THIS FEEL Albert Reginald
>>519550 >>519641 Weird, I know. I'm just rolling with whatever pops out of my brain. Does anyone else like it so far?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>519647 >Each scene of interaction with the goddess of the sun is re done. >Even the feeling of them being redone is fading from your mind. >Each memory before you now is playing in your mind as if it were absolute truth. >Your thoughts recall each day you've spent in Ponyville >living a life of mediocrity, having to fight to scrape by earning bit by bit, doing things you're not proud of, each night you'd picture celestia in your mind....and she'd project these....these images for you....then the alarm blares. The alarm telling you its time for you to get up, that its over....your hell has returned to you for going against your god. You disobeyed Celestia Anon, she's angry with you Anon....you didn't put her above all else, you didn't thank her for each waking moment, keeping you safe from your old life....and now she's going to punish you like she did Twilight....banishment for 1000 years. >The last bits of your rational mind is gone now. >Discord's voice becomes apparent....it sounds so....so soothing. >'I know how you feel Anon...she's kept me imprisoned for so long. She's scared, she's scared of things she doesn't understand. She doesn't know you as well as she knows a p0ny that's why she plagues your dreams at night, she wants you to be her little human, her little toy Anon. I've given you a gift....the chance to go against her....she can't hurt you anymore....and its time for you to get your revenge Anon....for everything she put you through....for everything she put Twilight through....how dare she turn against her own student....she isn't fit to rule...all she wishes is for absolute dominance for everyone to obey her without question. >As your rational mind is lost, your body begins to match your newfound rage.....slowly you become grey, your color leaves you. Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>519645 I'll try to write one for the next threat. We're getting on the bump limit.
Going to throw my stories from today on my pastebin and think up something new. I have Celestia and her constant brainwashing of my interpretation of anonymous on the mind.
Anonymous
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>>519791 I do. continue please.
Wuten
>>519450 >You grin devilishly at her >Her blush deepens >”Um, well… that one’s not nearly as good as the others.” “Oh? What makes you say that?”
>You still hold it up above her head >”Well… there’s not nearly as many action scenes of her kicking butt! And stuff…” she still can’t fight the blush on her cheeks >”What kind of stuff, hm? Is there something that happens that you don’t want me to see?” >Pomf. There go her wings. >Why do they always do that in these situations? >”F-fine, if that’s how you want it, go ahead and put it in!” she grumbles under her breath >You snicker for a bit at the sight, before putting the movie in and pressing play An hour or two later…
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >You shouldn’t have done that. >”Heheh. Told ya,” she grins, still a light blush on her cheeks >Your eyes feel like they should be burned from the inside out for what you have witnessed “…Didn’t see that coming…”
>She snickers a bit, her wings just slightly out as she watches you recover from it >”Here, drink this, it’ll make it better,” she says, handing you a leftover bottle of Applejack Daniels, grabbing another for herself >You two clank bottles together, before taking a huge swig of the drink >This continues until you no longer feel uncomfortable about that scene you just witnessed “Y-y’know… *hic* This movie ain’t half-bad…”
>Rainbro nods, nuzzling up against you once again as the movie continues >Your drunken state is even less aware of it >”Anon…” >You look down at her >”What do you think of me?” 8/x
Alright, what do you people think so far? Should I wait for others to finish up theirs and pick up later/tomorrow, or continue?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>519856 I have to say, thanks for giving me a basis for my story man. your comments, sorry for kinda just using em I hope ya don't find my ass and kill me ^^;;;
Albert Reginald
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>>519673 Those fight scenes were pretty boss, sir. I dig Anon beating the shit out of a diamond dog.
Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>519803 so guys have I crashed and burned yet? Should I continue?
Anonymous
>>519997 No way, man! Keep it up!
someponyguy
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ok, after lurking in these threds for 3 days I'm finally drunk enough to give it a try, here it is and let me know if I should continue.>night 155 in equestria >you and rainbro are knocking back shots after her thwarting of not one, but two independent rape attempts from sluttershy and applefap just in the knick of time 'This might be the booze talking, but I just can't think of a better way of spending the evening than hanging with my bro">oblivious to the disappointment in her voice, your rainbro reply "hehe, me either" "I've been meaning to ask you something">Rainbow's cheeks turn crimson "what's that, anon?" I've been wondering how you always seem to know when Applejack or Fluttershy are about to deflower my sweet sweet p0ny virginity?>"oh, that." she says with a twinge of disappointment in her voice that in your' drunken stupor you are oblivious to. "Well after hanging with pinky pie for so long you begin to pick up a sixth sense for when the people you care about are in imminent danger." >you dawwww at the fact that your' bro cares so much about you
lolpuuchu !!2JllgqqO8uw
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fortunately for me i am able to read all of these stories without mixing them up. i love me. p.s. pic is not related
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>519883 You kidding? I love your shit. Any subtle references to my stuff are like a badge of honor.
Anonymous
>>519881 good god please dont stop, this is a lovely story
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>519707 4chan calls my posts spam now.
Here's the entire story for people who want an ending. Please give feedback.
http://pastebin.com/uTUKU41N Anonymous
>>519997 i still long for a conclusion to molestia.
Wuten
>>519881 “What’re ya talkin’ ‘bout?”
>”Well, you know…” Rainbro blushes a bit, twirling her hooves a bit, “Do you consider me a… friend?” >The fuck? “O-of course I do! You’re… *hic* You’re my bro, after all!”
>”Yeah…” RD sighs a bit “Hey, wha’s wrong?”
>”I’s just… I dunno, you ever think that we could be… more than just normal bros?” she looks up at you “Wha? You mean, like super bros?”
>Fuck you and your drunken logic >”N-no, not quite…” she turns to face you. “I mean… like more than bros, or super bros, or super-mega-awesome bros! Y’know?” “…Whad’ya mean, RD?”
>Fuck you, your drunken logic, and your drunken obliviousness >”Dammit Anon, you’re not listenin’ to me!” she grunts, pushing you onto the couch under her. “I mean like special somep0n… someone!” she nearly shouts, her face flushed >Your eyes widen, this is your bro we’re talking about >Both of you have been together since day one! >But she’s a pony and you’re a human… >But she’s just as human as anything else you’ve ever made friends with! >Damn drunken thoughts in your head >”Uh… Anon?” Rainbro’s voice snaps you back into reality >She’s still hovering over you, your faces just inches apart >Your mind attempts to analyze the entire situation >Analyzing… >Mind.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Restart? Y/N >Restarting… >The silence between the two of you continues as she can see your mind is working at full drunken capacity >”Anon…? You in there buddy?” “…You think I’m… your special someone?”
>Your drunken mind is still trying to process this 9/x
Think I might have overdone it with the computer puns...
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>520013 thank you...I'm feeling kinda jittery at this point cause of the energy shot so I'm kinda half and half over my writing, maybe I'm over critiquing myself at this point idk
>>520087 I'm glad to hear it man, I'm feeling a bit paranoid atm
>>520154 it'll happen when I'm confident enough to finish it.
>>520123 seconded
lolpuuchu !!2JllgqqO8uw
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YAY DRUNKEN COURAGE!!! I hope it goes over well.
Anonymous
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>>520141 i thought it was lovely till the whole "ima kill you now" part. couldnt get over the immense "Wut"
6/10
Anonymous
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>>519997 im liking it. please continue
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COMPUTER PUNS FOR THE WIN MOAR
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>519803 >With a newfound rage you take off at a speed that would rival Dash's. >How dare Celestia make you go through all of this! >She made you hurt so many p0nies to just scrape by. >Discord....being a true gentlemen and scholar....has given you the ability to end her tyranny over you and her subjects once and for all....you won't let him down. >As you close the distance between you and canterlot you picture her standing over you when you're in your wheelchair, her look of disgust, her commanding...emotionless stare. >She was HOPING you'd fail Twilght's tests....she didn't care if the elements suffered....how DARE she?! >You feel more memories flood in now. >You see Dash....but her body is wrapped up in a cast. >She wanted to help you....she went against Celestia.....and she took her wings as punishment...you remember your bro crying, her dreams gone..... >Oh.hell.no . >She's done irreversible damage to your bro...no it can be reversed, she healed Pinkie's leg! But Pinkie is a good servant.....Dash was a little rebellious...always loyal to her friends over her god. >A god will fall tonight >Your thoughts are now focused on avenging yourself and Dash. >You make it to the castle and look back >The balloon can't be seen in the moon lighting but you can tell they won't make it here for a few hours. >By the time they get here they won't be able to see you tear Celestia's head from her shoulders in righteous justice....but its fine, they don't need to see this...you can spare them that. >After all, you are a human, and violence is in your nature, it always has been and it always will....you will not taint them with your acts. >You land in a courtyard within the castle grounds. You see a fountain in the center with a sculpture of Celestia perched on top. >You smile to yourself, you know how to get her attention now. Albert Reginald
>>519550 >You just made a filly cry >Your molecules must have arranged themselves >At least you think they have because you feel like complete and total shit >All hopes of this turning out to be a good day ran off with Applebloom >Home sounds like a good idea right about now >Briefly snap back to reality >Rainbow isn't anywhere around >She must've left when she noticed you weren't paying attention >Scratch that. NOW you feel like complete and total shit >Too busy feeling like shit to even pay attention to your bro >Makes going home easier at this point >Get up. Slowly walk home >The sun's already gone down >Standing on your doorstep in front of the door >Just standing there >The image of Applejack's teary-eyed face...the sound of Fluttershy's sobbing... >All of this floods your mind instantly >You kick the door >Again >Again >Again with more ferocity >Taking out all of your anger on the door >Punching and kicking the shit out of it >Step back and charge the fucker, knocking it off of its hinges and landing on your floor "GODDAMMIT"
>Stay grounded on the door >Why am I the bad guy? >I told it like it was >I'm tired of all the rape attempts >I just wanted that shit to stop >Fuck what is there to do... >Get up >Fix the door hinges with equipment you bought just for the constant bucking down of the damn thing >Sit on the couch >Grab the supplies >Roll another fatty >Light it up >Sleep wasn't all that pleasant. Neither were the dreams. 8/?
Wuten
>>520185 >RD nods, still hovering over you, part of her lower mane hanging down onto your shirt >”I have… for a long time now, Anon…” her eyes lower a bit and her gaze detracts, but then soon returns to you. “Until now, I dunno… I guess I didn’t have the guts until tonight to tell ya.” >That is the biggest cliché in the book, but hearing it from Rainbro makes it completely different for you >Especially since, y’know, both of you are drunk “…How long?”
>You keep asking questions so that your brain can still process the last question she just answered. Turns out ever since she met you, she’s had an infatuation for you. Your enjoyment of sports and athletics were just the right things to get her interested in you, apparently. Fluttershy and Applejack just made it even easier for her to get close to you when they started their own attempts to get with you. >Of course she’s been having her own fantasies of being with you like that, but never acted on them for fear of you putting her in the same category as the other two >She’s telling you all of this in the time-frame of about ten seconds, she’s so nervous >You find it hard to believe your mind can actually process this fast while intoxicated >She slowly inches closer and closer as she talks… >...Until her snout boops your nose. 10/x
Nearing the end, probably two more posts, three at the max. :)
Anonymous
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>...Until her snout boops your nose. D'awww
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>520380 >You put a little force in to your voice. "Oh Celestia?"
>You snap your fingers. >Her statue explodes as if it'd had a bomb planted inside >The explosion rocks the castle grounds >You know she'll bring her guard to stop you rather than show up herself.....coward. >The head of the statue lands in your hands. >You take a look at them now, your weak human hand now matches your glorious gift....you're more than human now, so damn strong. >you smile at yourself. >Before the guards get here you walk over to what remains of the fountain and look at yourself in the reflection >Even in the night's light you can see yourself vividly >You're wearing your awesome black coat, hood down, you're talons have burst through your gloves and you have your wings protruding from your back. >You can't help but feel a little bad ass. >You smile at yourself in the fountain. >You look reminds you a little of Feral Fluttershy and you laugh >Oh if they could see you now. >6 guards, the closest to the courtyard at the time fly down and surround you. >one of them shouts >"Halt intruder! You are under arrest! Come quietly or we will be forced to take action!" >You smile widely at the guard who acknowledged you. >you show him the statues head >And in your powerful hands you crush it to dust. >"SEIZE HIM!" >two guards from behind comply and fly after you, intent on pinning you on your stomach. >you know they're strong, their Celestia's royal guard >Trained to keep their little tyrant safe. >You'll offer them a quick, painless release from duty. Anonymous
I'm getting really tired of these stories using inebriation as plot device. And while I'm bitching, I may as well say that it's irritating to read "man rainBRO is so BROtastic and PLATONICALLY AWESOME" rather than establishing the Anon's naivete through actual story telling
Atlas
I gotta call it a night guys... I've had a great time! I'll be drawing things for you a lot more. See you in a few hours!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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WHAT?!? I think these stories are awesome as fuck!
Unamazing Writefag
Anon in Equestria thread? I'd repost the half-decent crap I've written, but it's getting pretty late...
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>520549 >As they fly towards your back you instinctively crouch >they go flying over you >Before they can clear you you reach up >You get a good hold on both of their tails >Their flight stops short. >Silly pegasi >With a good grip you begin to spin around with the two of them still in tow. >You spin faster and faster >They're screaming at this point, heh Dash would be having the time of her life >You stop suddenly and toss the two of them in to a nearby wall >the built up force from your spin propel the two at such a rate they smack the wall....and their heads paint it. >You turn to look at the four remaining guards before you. >They were spoutin all that good shit just a second ago, where'd their courage go? >You take advantage of their hesitation >Using your wings you propel yourself forward to a guard before he can react >God damn you're fast >you wrap him up in a bear hug and take off in to the sky. >When you're up a good way you dive straight down toward the cobblestone courtyard below. >At the last second your release your captive and lift off in to the air again >the unfortunate guard hits the ground below, and doesn't get up. >You can faintly the first guard order them in to the air after you. >And like the poor pawns they are they listen. >You look towards the castle and see more Pegasus guards fly toward you. >This will be so much fun. >Too bad for you, you can't see how happy discord is, he's holding two wooden crosses in his hands with strings upon them. He's playing you like the fucking puppet you are. >As the guards close in you pick your next target and fly towards it. >When you close in to the group of flying pegasi you fly right above one of them, you reach one of your hands down. >Your talons go through his wing like a hot knife through butter. Wuten
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>>520472 >You two are quiet for what seems like hours, not moving >Suddenly, RD tries to stifle a giggle >It fails, both of you share a good laugh >Once both of you calm down, you smile up at her, wrapping your arms around her in a hug “Well, must’ve taken a lot of guts to say something like that. Definitely a classic Rainbow Dash-style way of doing things.
>Her eyes widen a bit in surprise >”Anon… you called me Rainbow Dash…?” >You snicker a bit, before grinning up at her again “Well, why not?”
>You lean up and place a small peck on the tip of her snout “You’re my special somepony, after all, y’know?”
>Her eyes widen to the point of where you think they’re gonna pop out of her head >Damn, how do all of those Japanese anime’s pull it off? >She blinks a few times, smiles, and then her eyes roll back and she collapses >…Well, guess that’s one way to react. >You wonder if Fluttershy’s and Applejack’s jimmies will be rustled when they hear about this 11/x
Yeah, think the next one's gonna be the dramatic conclusion to this story. :D It's been a fun ride! Definitely gonna do this again sometime.
Anonymous
>>520614 To be fair Sherm established Anon's stupidity not noticing blushes, wingboners, etc being because Celestia is fucking with his head.
Albert Reginald
>>520422 >Next morning >Wake up on the couch...again >Groggy as hell >Can't even go up to your room >That damn note's still there >And you don't even want to be in the same room as it, let alone touch it >There's a knock at the door >You lack the will to get up and answer it >It could be Applejack >Knock knock >It could be Fluttershy >Knock knock knock >It doesn't matter at this point >The knocking subsides >A letter falls through the mail slot >What was the incessant knocking for? >Derpy probably just wanted to see you today >Sigh and roll over on the couch >Pass out for a few minutes "Ugh...I suppose I should check the letter"
>Finally get your ass up and pick up the letter >'Anon' is quilled neatly on the front while the back sports a diamond stamp reminiscent to Rarity's cutie mark >It's more than likely from her >Open and read its contents >"Dearest Anon, Recently I've heard that you've been feeling quite down lately. If you would be so kind as to accompany me for dinner tonight I could help your situation. Yours Truly, Rarity." >It may be a trap >All your fucks went up in smoke last night >Might as well since your bro is probably still pissed from yesterday >Knock out on the couch until evening >Not a single knock on your door all day 9/?
Anonymous
>>520732 great story, keep it coming please.
Albert Reginald
>>520753 Thanks, I was starting to feel a bit self-conscious no one was reading it. I'm noticing I like to write more dramatic shit. I enjoy it a looooot.
Anonymous
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inb4 jimmy rustle pics, jimmy rustle pics everywhere.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
Anonymous
>>520715 there's still room for improvement, though. I'd like it if some of you writefags could take my bitching into account in your next stories
Anonymous
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>>520781 i get the feeling that everyone (well, my self at-least) are too absorbed in the lovely stories being offered to us out of the kindness of the hearts of you glorious tripfags to write a "thank you" or "keep up the good work" every now and then. But know, we love you and your lovely stories.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>520805 I did.
I decided to stop writing... Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>520695 >the unfortunate guard is unable to stay in the air and he plummets to the ground below. >The other pegasi are flying around you now in various flight patterns >Their eye you, studying you for a weakness they'll never be able to find and exploit >Like a hungry shark among a group of fish you pick your next victim >A pegasus who's a little slower than the others. >You smile and takes off toward him and end him like you did your previous target. >His screams of pain echo as he falls. >Three guards take this as an opportunity to dive upon you from above. >You look up just in time to see them closing the distance >too bad for them you're reflexes outmatch their speed. >You hold both your hands out to them and rain clouds form in the palms. You slam them together with such ferocity lightning erupts from them. >Their metal armor acts as a good conductor. >The three of them drop from they sky, the smell of their charred flesh hitting your senses as they pass you. >You can't help but feel pity at this point. >the other guards seem to hesitate after seeing your display >"It's capable of magic! Pull back and bring in the Unicorn Guard!" >No shit Einstein >You let them run, it stops you from having to end them as well. >The peagsi below pick up their fallen comrades and retreat, as the unicorn contingent of Celestia's guards start pouring in to the courtyard. >As they pour in their horns begin to glow as they aim for you. >"FIRE!" >a guard from below screams the order Go easy on me guys this is my first real attempt at writing in a fight scene.
Anonymous
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>>520830 That's because you're a gay faggot.
Anonymous
>>520805 >MY opinion is the only one you guys should care about Anonymous
AeternaAuroraEtCrepusculum !3BjC1sBg5.
AeternaAuroraEtCrepusculum !3BjC1sBg5. Sun 11 Mar 2012 11:36:00 No. 520862 Report Quoted By:
>>520844 I see nothing wrong with your fight scene. Carry on, good sir.
Unamazing Writefag
>>520686 Fuck it.
I'll put up the rubbish I have so far, and then it's off to bed.
Anonymous
>>520853 >consider guy's opinion invalid because you disagree with him >call HIM conceited Unamazing Writefag
>>520874 You know today isn't gonna be a good day when you're woken up by dropping from head height onto a stone floor.
I mean, I can take hit pretty well, martial arts'll do that for ya, but that's still a /little/ much. I'm still not sure how I didn't crack a rib... Then again, I could just being a wuss about it. Probably just hurt more than it normally would've because it took me by suprise.
Anyways, I sat up with a groaned "Ow, damn." Rubbing the blurriness and stars out of my eyes, and the first things I see clearly are these two horses, like mixes between unicorns and pegasi. Except, the thing is, they were a little diffrent from horses as I knew 'em.
First thing that caught my eye were the manes. Instead of hair, they looked like... well I'm not sure /how/ to describe them. Corporeal? Etheral? I need to brush up on my vocabulary. The larger one's looked like an Aurora, with gently glowing hues of green, pink, and blue that seemed to shift as it flowed. The other's reminded me of a starry night, all a deep, dark blue with twinkling points of white scattered throughout.
I then noticed the odd coloration of the second one, who seemed to slightly draw back as I focused on it. Its coat was a deep blue, much like it's mane, infact, and the eyes teal. Glancing back at the other, I noticed magenta.
/Wait a minute/...
That's what lead me to the most interesting thing about these Equines.
The faces.
The fact that I could interpret their expressions. Even though they were horses, their mannerisms and expressions were human enough for me to understand easily, yet not enough to head into the Uncanny Valley. I saw an odd mixture of fear, shock and confusion, and was probably reacting the same way myself, to be honest.
We stayed there gawking at eachother for a good fifteen seconds until I broke the silence.
Unamazing Writefag
>>520899 Dusting myself off, I rose, picking up the familiar black backpack at my feet and slowly slinging it over one shoulder, making an effort to maintain non-threatening body language. Didn't want to startle them or anything.
"Uh... Hi?" I said akwardly, glancing around the room for possible means of exiting.
"It speaks!" the night-maned one exclaimed in suprise, a female, according to the voice. It was then my turn to be taken aback. "What the-- a talking horse?" I asked, stupefied. "Is this some sort of wierd dream, or something."
"I'll have you know that I am /not a wh-" the younger began, volume and force of her increasing as her eyes began to glow dangerously.
"I can assure you that we're all in a very real situation right now. Calm yourself, dear sister." The elder cut in, unfolding one white wing to block the other's path towards me.
"But, Celestia--" the younger began, now apparently not about to kill me, but still outraged.
"/Luna/." Celestia said firmly, sounding every bit the older sister she was. "He is obviously not of this world. I doubt he meant it as you took it. Am I correct?" she asked, turning to face me.
"Uh... probably?" I offered unhelpfully.
"Sister, /how/ could he mean it in any other fashion?" Luna demanded. "I don't remember there ever being another definition of the term." she said, shooting me an angry glance. Raising an eyebrow, I responded.
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>you put your arm around your rainbro and pull her next to you wishing this perfect night would never end. Just you and your bro, broing it up >you take the half empty 1/5th of booze and proceed to guzzle it down. Top *hic* that!>your bro proceeds to take an unopened bottle, and downs it in 10 seconds flat >the look on your face says it all. “come on anon, don’t even think you can try to out drink me” “man, your cutie mark should have been two livers” you say as the booze starts taking affect and you proceed to black out.>you awake the next morning cursing celestia and your intolerable headache. >sitting up from the ground you look around and see your door has been left open “meh, rainbro must have had some kind of weather emergency to tend to.”>beginning the process of cleaning up from last night, you see an odd note taped to your tv
Unamazing Writefag
>>520917 "Well, last time /I/ checked, 'horse' was the English term for equines such as yourselves. At the very least, that's how /humans/ use it." I explained, raising my hands in a pacifying gesture.
"'Humans'?" Celestia asked, evidently having never heard of my entire species. /Oh, that's not a good sign./ I assumed, thankfully managing to keep my outward composure.
"Yeah. Like me." I replied, perhaps a little bluntly. Not that I cared. The fact that she didn't know what a human was set off kinds of alarm bells in my head.
"So, 'human'," she began again, tone shifting from befuddled to inquisitive. "Do you have a name?"
"Er, yeah, name's Ano--" I began, before I heard the sound of a door being forcefully opened behind me.
"INTRUDER!" An urgent voice called, as I heard the rumbling of what I assumed to be more horses rushing to this room.
Reacting nearly instantaneously, I whirled--
Just in time to narrowly sidestep an armored hoof on a collision course with my head.
Unamazing Writefag
>>520937 The hoof in question belonged to a muscular (if smallish) stallion clad in golden armor. Unlike the two I had been speaking with, this one was a pegasus, no horn in sight.
"Woah! Woah! Calm down, I don't want any trou--OOF!" I began, dodging another buck and being cut off by another guard blindsiding me, sending me sprawling.
"Windshear! Thunderboom!" a new voice called, with the kind of authority I'd come to associate with Drill Sargeants. "Stand down."
Turning and sitting up, I saw that my two attackers had now snapped to attention. Gazing in the direction of the doorway, I saw a third guard entering the room. Unlike them, he strode in calmly, eyeing me with a cool gaze. His fur looked to be grayed with age, and I spotted what appeared to be a battle scar on his snout. He was a veteran, that was obvious enough.
"Thank you, Captain Borealis." Celestia said graciously. "You came just in time."
"Not a problem, Princess." the Captain replied, turning to the others. 'The /problem/ is with these two charging in without learning more about the situation!" he snapped. "What do you two have to say for yourselves?"
"I-We saw him and panicked, sir." One said humbly.
"He's right. We both should have waited to see what the intruder was doing before we attacked."
"That's--excuse me for my language, Princesses-- damn right. You two are supposed to be Royal Guards! How can you expect to do your job if you can't even keep your head on your shoulders?" he chastised. "I want you two to return to your posts. We'll discuss this later."
With that, the two walked out, leaving me, the Captain, and the Princesses in the room.
Anonymous
>>520885 >Implying I ever used the word "Conceited" Unamazing Writefag
>>520953 "So..." I began, rising back to my feet. "How'd you guys even know I was in here?"
"One of the Guards stationed outside the room overheard Princess Luna's shouting," he explained, as I gave a mildly annoyed glance in said Princess's direction. She met my eyes evenly, having regained her composure.
"He peeked inside, saw you, and ran to us for help, should they need it. We galloped on over, and I'm sure you know the rest of the story."
"Makes sense."
"However," he continued, staring me in the eye and advancing. "That's not important right now. What /matters/ is just /how/ you managed to get in the Throne room undetected, regardless of your intentions."
"Well..." I began uncomfortably. "I can't say I know myself. Last thing I remember before being here was going to bed." I explained with an apologetic tone.
"How can I believe you, creature?" he asked in a measured tone.
"As far as we can tell, he speaks the truth, Captain." Celestia answered for me. I glanced over at her and her sister thankfully, gaze lingering when I saw the glowing aura around their horns. "We've taken the liberty to detect any lies he may make, and have found none."
"Uh... if you'll forgive my asking, how are you doing that? Also, what's with the glowing horns?"
Luna spoke this time. "The answer to both of your questions is simple, human. It is so prevalent in this world I find it hard to believe you don't already know."
"Oh yeah? Mind telling me, then?" I shot back, now annoyed. I didn't take insults to my intelligence all that well.
"Magic." she replied.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>520844 >Like a firing squad from back on earth they take aim and fire magical shots at you >As their magic orbs close the distance they expand to your size >So slow >At this point you fancy yourself a humming bird >easily maneuvering around each shot. >You're moving too fast for their magic to hit you >"FIRE AT WILL!" >Things just got a little harder > instead of them coming like the concentrated wall its at random intervals now >Their speed hasn't changed however, and you're still able to dodge each shot they present >You're flying above the courtyard in a clockwise motion and yet they still can't seem to hit you. >God if Dash could see me now, she'd be so proud. >Your moments distraction leads to you being hit by a stray shot >It feels like your eagle's wing is on fire >When the pain fades your mercy fades with it. >You stop and raise your hands in to the air >Storm clouds begin to form over the courtyard from your doing >This causes the unicorns below to stop firing, their fear overtaking them >It begins to rain >A few of them taste your creation >"C...chocolate milk?" >BAM! that same guard who enjoyed a drop of your glory is struck by lightning from above >He drops and the others panic a bit >The lightning from your creation is brought forth at a faster rate >You're taking down unicorn after unicorn at this point, it almost feels like a game to you >Their scrambling over themselves to escape >A good portion of them make it out but you take note that a good third of them don't make it out. >Suddenly the wind picks up, not by your doing. >It blows your glorious chocolate rain clouds away. >You begin to search below, who was impudent enough to stop your glorious retribution! >A blinding light calls your attention to a balcony overlooking the couryard Anonymous
>>520955 >implying you didn't type up the definition of it Unamazing Writefag
>>520978 An uncomfortable silence lingered for a few seconds.
"...Magic." I deadpanned.
"Indeed, magic. Surely there is magic where you come from, is there not?" Luna asked, now intriugued by my lack of knowledge on the subject.
"Ah... no. Science, yeah. In some cases it's advanced enough to be mistaken /for/ magic, but nothing that outright screws with the known laws of the universe." I stated.
"'Screws with the laws of the universe'?" Luna parroted, confused. "But our magic has laws it conforms to as well. It is a science in it's own right." she replied, glancing to her sister for confirmation. "At least, that's how it /was/ believed to have worked. Is my knowledge outdated, sister?"
"No, Luna." Celestia reassured with a small chuckle. "Magic has remained much the same."
"So... This 'magic'," I began, reining in the urge to scoff at the thought. Really, considering that I was chatting with a pair of Pegasus-Unicorn princesses in what was apparently reality, any skepticism seemed a little pointless. "How does it work?" I asked.
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Threads getting kinda full, Is anyone gonna make a new one soon?
Unamazing Writefag
>>521026 "It would take weeks, perhaps /months/ to teach you the fundamentals. I doubt you want t--" Luna began.
"Well in that case, could you just show me?" I cut in, genuinely curious.
Looking a little miffed at being cut off, nonetheless The Moon Princess obliged. "Very well. Hold still, and I shall show you our simplest spell: Telekiniesis." She declared, horn glowing once more with an indigo aura.
Calming myself, I relaxed all muscles and patiently awaited the result.
A dim indigo field surrounded my body. "I'll lift you now. This may feel a little odd." Luna warned, apparently not wanting to startle me.
The magic cloaking my body flared brighter, intensifying--
And promptly fizzled out.
Anonymous
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Seems we've hit the bump limit. New thread? New thread.
New thread:
>>521048 Anonymous
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>>521024 >Conceited: Excessively proud of oneself; vain. >Nope Unamazing Writefag
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>>521040 The eyes of the three widened visibly, as I just stood there, confused as they.
"It didn't work?" Luna half-shouted, completely taken aback. I gave a shrug and a part sheepish, part cheeky grin. "Guess not."
"This is... most unusual." Celestia said, eyes equal parts puzzled and curious. "Most unusual indeed. Not once in all my years have I encountered something... as unaffected by magic as you are. Would you allow me to try?" she asked, horn already glowing with arcane power.
"Knock yourself out." I said, relaxing once more.
Almost immediately, a bright pink glow flared up around me in the same manner Luna's magic had, albiet this time far more intense. Shielding my eyes from the almost blinding glare, I prepared myself--
Just as it fizzled out, the same as Luna's magic had.
"...Well." I said, sweeping my gaze across the room before settling it back upon the two Princesses. "Looks like I'm anti-magic. I suppose I'd have crashed through the cieling and would be on the moon if I wasn't." I joked, smile fading into a curious frown as I noticed Luna visibly wince. /What was that reaction for?/
"Er--My Ladies." Borealis said, raising one hoof to his mouth as he cleared his throat. "If I may ask, seeing as our...guest here is immune to magic, and apparently not of our realm... What are we to do with him?"
"That's a good question, Captain." Celestia said, nodding as a thoughtful frown graced her features. Her eyes slowly drifted to meet mine in a curious stare.
"What /are/ we to do with you?"
Albert Reginald
>>520732 >It's dark >Even with the moon shining it's still pretty damn dark >It makes Ponyville look grey and colorless >Trudge along to Rarity's place >Knock on the door >Almost immediately Rarity opens it and invites you inside >She's wearing an elaborate dress. You notice a zipper down the front of it >There's a candlelight dinner in the center of the boutique >Yep, Admiral Ackbar's jimmies would be rustled at this point >Walk in >Rarity invites you to sit in a large armchair >It's obviously a trap >Remember. Fucks. Up in smoke. Deal with it >Sit in the chair and get comfy >No trap yet >Rarity sits across from you eying your slouched figure >"So darling, I heard you had some choice words with two certain ponies a few days ago..." >Not even paying attention >You rest your arms on the chair and sit back >The comfort doesn't ease your mind, or the pain in your chest >Rarity slips a hoof under the table and hits a switch >Wrist and ankle bindings come out of the chair trapping you >Not. One. Fuck. >Rarity levitates the table, the only object keeping you two separated, out of the way >"Now, darling. We need to have a little talk on discipline towards ladies." >She says as she walks towards you >Her horn glows and her zipper slowly moves downward >You sigh >Another rape attempt >A last minute half-hearted search for fucks takes place within your mind >The search only confirms what you already know. There are none >No struggling >No curses >Just acceptance of what's about to happen 10/?
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The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>521014 Oh buddy, shit's about to get real
Anonymous
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>>521154 New thread, bro.
>>521048 Anonymous
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