Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
Will this be here in the morning? I need to go to bed and rethink my life.
AeternaAuroraEtCrepusculum !3BjC1sBg5.
AeternaAuroraEtCrepusculum !3BjC1sBg5. Sun 11 Mar 2012 11:54:00 No. 521111 Report Quoted By:
>>521099 Probably. These threads tend to last quite a while
Unamazing Writefag
>>521065 "Well, for starters, I'd like to request not being punished," I said. "'cause, y'know, I didn't intend to drop in unannounced like this."
That got a chuckle out of Celestia. "Don't worry. I can tell that this event was far outside of your control. No harm will befall you." she reassured with a gentle smile.
"Sister, I think I have an idea." Luna said, leaning in and whispering into Celestia's ear.
Listening intently, Celestia nodded in approval. "That would be wise, I think. I'll be sure to send a letter tonight. If all goes well they should be here in two days at the most." she agreed, turning her gaze back to me.
"So, what've you got planned for me?" I asked, folding my arms.
"Luna has suggested that we send for my six most trusted subjects: The Elements of Harmony." she stated, as Captain Borealis raised an eyebrow.
"If I may ask, Princess, what do you intend they do with him?" he asked.
"I'm not quite sure yet, but I feel that they, as the Elements, should be aware of his presence."
"What--er, /who/ are these 'Elements of Harmony' you keep talking about?" I inquired.
"They are the wielders, or perhaps embodiments, of the six virtues that make up Harmony: Laughter, Kindness, Generosity, Loyalty, Honesty, and Magic." she explained.
"Oh, so a Captain Planet sorta thing?" I asked.
"...Captain Planet?"
"Sorry, reference to something from home. Anyways," I continued. "Since they’ll take a while to arrive, what's gonna happen to me in the two days we’ll be waiting for them to get here?"
Unamazing Writefag
>>521124 "I can arrange for a place for you to stay in the city until that time." Luna offered, trotting into a side room I'd not noticed and shortly returning, a few documents floating above her head. /Suspended by the same aura that enveloped me,/ I noted. /Guess magic's real after all./
"It's not gonna be simple as that, right?" I asked, glancing at the armored pony beside me. "I mean, I'm still potentially dangerous, being from another universe 'n all, right?"
"Correct. Captain Borealis, please see to it that... I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name last time." she said, gazing expectantly at me.
"Anon." I replied.
"See to it that our friend Anon has an armed guard stationed outside his lodgings and an escort during all travels until further notice." Luna ordered.
"Yes, Milady." Borealis said, snapping to attention. "Shall I go inform the rest of the Guard?" he asked.
"Indeed. You may go." Luna said.
With what I assumed to be the pony equivalent of a bow, the Captain of the Guard exited, leaving me and the Princesses in the throne room.
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
>WAKE UP IN LAND OF PONY WHAT IN FUCK I DRINK THAT BRING ME HERE AND WHERE I FIND MORE?
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Hey cool, I see we got some new writers?
Unamazing Writefag
>>521145 Luna then trotted off, likely planning to take care of the necessary arrangements for my housing. Before she left, though, I noticed Celestia telekinetically grabbing a quill and parchment from their orbits around her sister and beginning to write, every so often glancing up at me.
With a shrug, I sat down and opened the backpack, eager to know the contents. I had no recollection of packing this bag previously, and judging from the weight of it, it didn't contain whatever I may have left inside.
Imagine my suprise when the first thing I pulled out was a /knife/.
"The hell? I don't own one of these." I mumbled under my breath, sliding the blade out of it's sheath and gazing befuddledly at the survival tool in my hands.
Carefully placing it inside another pouch, I also noticed my laptop, complete with its' electrical cord.
"Oh, a load of good /this/'ll do me." I snarked.
"Hm?" the Princess asked, looking up from her letter to observe what I was doing.
"Just going through whatever's in here. I don't recall packing it, so it's got me interested." I explained. Nodding her understanding, she returned to her message, and I to my rummaging.
Spotting a leather-bound book, I pulled it out to discover a general survival guide. Okay, /that/ could be useful. After all, I doubted I could just stay in wherever they put me forever.
Unamazing Writefag
>>521169 Next, a fairly thick notebook, which I found was blank as I quickly flipped through the pages. Okay, I could use that as a journal.
At the bottom of the bag, buried under the computer and books, I found my iPod and earbuds. Allowing myself a quiet "yes!" , I stashed that in my pocket. Thank god, I had something to listen to.
Feeling mostly satisfied with my inventory, I zipped up the backpack once more, even as the letter Celestia was writing promptly combusted into a flash of lime green fire.
...
"That was supposed to happen, I assume?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
A chuckle and an amused smile. "Yes, Anon. I've just sent the letter to my pupil, who is the element of magic." she said, as I rose.
"I see." I replied, as I turned at the clopping sound of quite a few hooves behind me. There Captain Borealis stood, flanked by four other Royal guards.
"We'll be ready to take him wherever you send him, milady." Borealis said, even as Luna returned to the throne room.
"Excellent timing, Captain. I've just finished up the arrangements." she said. "Please escort him to the guest's quarters."
"Of course, milady. Come on, human. We'll show you the way." Borealis said, turning and leading me out.
Unamazing Writefag
>>521195 As we walked the halls, I found my gaze slowly sweeping across the surroundings, appraising the castle and all of it's splendor. There was a rather suprising level of craftsmanship in the architecture, something I'd expect from human work, not that of a pony's. /Magic probably had something to do with it./ I reasoned.
The room they lead me to was perhaps three stories up, and respectably sized. The furniture was rather small, scaled for ponies rather than humans, but the bed was large enough for me to comfortably sleep in.
All I really cared about, at the moment.
Opening a door adjacent to the bookshelf, I ducked my head under the low frame and found myself gazing out into the night, standing awestruck at the huge numbers of stars. More than any I'd seen in my suburban life, easily.
"Wow..." I breathed, mouth slightly agape in wonder. "There's /so many/..."
Managing to pry my eyes from the sky, I then looked to the surrounding landscape, watching for a few minutes as the lanterns of the city this castle was located in winked out, inhabitants no doubt going to sleep.
Walking back inside, I retrieved the blank notebook from the backpack, grabbed a quill I found on the desk, and began to write.
Wuten
Reposting the last 2 parts from the previous thread...>RD nods, still hovering over you, part of her lower mane hanging down onto your shirt >”I have… for a long time now, Anon…” her eyes lower a bit and her gaze detracts, but then soon returns to you. “Until now, I dunno… I guess I didn’t have the guts until tonight to tell ya.” >That is the biggest cliché in the book, but hearing it from Rainbro makes it completely different for you >Especially since, y’know, both of you are drunk “…How long?”>You keep asking questions so that your brain can still process the last question she just answered. Turns out ever since she met you, she’s had an infatuation for you. Your enjoyment of sports and athletics were just the right things to get her interested in you, apparently. Fluttershy and Applejack just made it even easier for her to get close to you when they started their own attempts to get with you. >Of course she’s been having her own fantasies of being with you like that, but never acted on them for fear of you putting her in the same category as the other two >She’s telling you all of this in the time-frame of about ten seconds, she’s so nervous >You find it hard to believe your mind can actually process this fast while intoxicated >She slowly inches closer and closer as she talks… >...Until her snout boops your nose. 10/x
Unamazing Writefag
>>521218 --Anon's Log--
Day 1 in wherever the hell: Perhaps an hour ago, I arrived in this world/universe/dimension, likely through means of some form of teleportation-wormhole-portal thing. Seeing as this occurred when I was asleep, you can imagine my surprise when this happened.
The land I have arrived in is a strange one indeed. The location of my arrival happened to be the throne room of a castle, and the first beings I met were two Princesses. And as if this wasn't wierd enough...
They're horses. Honest to god, I've just met the two horse Princesses of what I assume is a horse principality/ horse kingdom. To make this situation even more bizarre, I (as far as I can tell, anyway) am still as clean as ever; "No drugs 'ere, officer!"
Good lord.
So anyways, my rustled jimmies aside, I'm doing better than one'd expect if they just popped into a castle without warning. Aside from a couple of guards attacking me, (no surprise there) I'm being treated more as a guest than an intruder. Celestia was quite reasonable about the entire thing.
Perhaps unnervingly so, now that I think about it. Call me crazy, but some part of me doubts that she's treating me so nicely because she's genuinely come to the conclusion that I'm some poor lost soul who needs love and tolerance. If she's as old as she's implied she is, there's no way she could have survived so long without having a healthy amount of suspicion, right?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>Celestia! >From your point of view you can clearly see the anger in her stare >In reality she's showing a look of concern. >You see her look down at your damage >she laughs.....she fucking laughs! >You don't see that in reality her tears fall over her fallen guards >They didn't deserve this, they've done nothing wrong. >She looks back at you with concern, not hatred >despite what you're doing, she still fucking cares for you. She's confused, but she's not looking to hurt you. >But you don't see it you blind fuck! Instead you see her smirk. >"Anon.....why?" >"Hmph, you've taken out the rabble, am I supposed to be impressed?" >"What's wrong with you Anon?! Why are you doing this?!" >"Come on Anon, you can't honestly expect me to care, a guardp0ny is a dime a dozen for someone like me." >"Please Anon answer me!" >"You've still provided to be a nuisance Anon....I've got a nice spot on the moon picked out for you." >You laugh, you fucking fuck. You find her attitude hilarious >In reality you don't see how much it hurts her >Discord must be having the time of his life.
Wuten
>>521224 >You two are quiet for what seems like hours, not moving >Suddenly, RD tries to stifle a giggle >It fails, both of you share a good laugh >Once both of you calm down, you smile up at her, wrapping your arms around her in a hug “Well, must’ve taken a lot of guts to say something like that. Definitely a classic Rainbow Dash-style way of doing things.
>Her eyes widen a bit in surprise >”Anon… you called me Rainbow Dash…?” >You snicker a bit, before grinning up at her again “Well, why not?”
>You lean up and place a small peck on the tip of her snout “You’re my special somepony, after all, y’know?”
>Her eyes widen to the point of where you think they’re gonna pop out of her head >Damn, how do all of those Japanese anime’s pull it off? >She blinks a few times, smiles, and then her eyes roll back and she collapses >…Well, guess that’s one way to react. >You wonder if Fluttershy’s and Applejack’s jimmies will be rustled when they hear about this 11/x
Unamazing Writefag
>>521228 Anyways, back to the objective matters. I've already noticed a stunning variety of colors on these ponies. It seems the entire spectrum is possible, from a rich, deep crimson to a light, almost steely blue. They also vary in size, from Princess Celestia's rough equivalent to a normal horse, to one of the little ponies, (a servant, probably) which I'd guess to be about three and a half feet tall at the head.
So far, I've seen three different types of the non-royalty ponies. First, Pegasi, most of which I've seen acting as guards in the castle. Second, there are what appear to be your "normal" ponies, ones that have the base equine features with no added accessories. As with the pegasi, I've seen most of these as guards, albiet I believe I spotted one roaming the halls who wasn't. Finally, there are Unicorns, whose horns seemingly act as focusers/conductors/what-have-you of magical power, seeing as they use the "telekiniesis" spell that the Princesses showed me quite regularly, their little horns glowing a wide spectrum of colors as they do so.
And that brings me to the inevitable topic: Magic.
It exists, there's no mistaking that. Watching the Princesses has already told me that much. It's a science in it's own right, governed by a set of laws of it's own (according to Luna, anyway). And judging from the titles of some of these books on the shelf in this room, I'd say their magic is quite a bit more varied than mere levitation.
Having opened to a random page, I'm now reading a guide on how to conjure and controll a fireball.
Man, am I glad I'm seemingly immune to such shenanigans.
Wuten
Alright, part 12! Next post *should* be the last one now.
>>521237 The next day…
>Knock at the door >You slowly open your eyes >Fucking Celestia with her fucking sunlight burning through the fucking window into your fucking eyes >You hold up your hand to block the light, notice RD sleeping soundly on your chest >Smile lightly, slowly sliding out to not wake her, keeping the blanket wrapped and tucked around her like a cocoon >Walk over to the door, look outside >It’s Twilight >Open the door >”Ah, Anon, glad to see you made it through the snowstorm. I’ve been looking for Rainbow, have you seen her?” >Nod, but place a finger to your lips, making motions to let her know Rainbow’s sleeping >She nods back in understanding >”I’ll come back later then,” she whispers, smiling and nodding as she walks off >Look outside >Snow’s stopped falling, but still there’s around four feet of snow on the ground >Fillies outside playing in it, you notice that Twilight conveniently made a cleared path to your doorstep from the sidewalk >whatabro.jpg, even though she’s not at bro status quite yet >Look in the distance; see an orange mare walking a bit dejectedly towards your house >Fucking Applejack’s coming back for round three 12/x
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Oh shit. Has my last installation not been viewed? NOOOOO...
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Unamazing Writefag
>>521250 And that's the last of what I've done since that one storytime thread.
I may return tommorrow with more, if anyone cares.
but for now, sleepmodo
Anonymous
>>521281 I like it.
Is the "/word/" an emphasis device?
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
When's the next story start? I want to actually come into contact with one, since I keep missing my opportunities to keep up with them.
Albert Reginald
>>520732 Reposting this bit so the whole of it isn't lost on those still reading, if any exist.
>It's dark >Even with the moon shining it's still pretty damn dark >It makes Ponyville look grey and colorless >Trudge along to Rarity's place >Knock on the door >Almost immediately Rarity opens it and invites you inside >She's wearing an elaborate dress. You notice a zipper down the front of it >There's a candlelight dinner in the center of the boutique >Yep, Admiral Ackbar's jimmies would be rustled at this point >Walk in >Rarity invites you to sit in a large armchair >It's obviously a trap >Remember. Fucks. Up in smoke. Deal with it >Sit in the chair and get comfy >No trap yet >Rarity sits across from you eying your slouched figure >"So darling, I heard you had some choice words with two certain ponies a few days ago..." >Not even paying attention >You rest your arms on the chair and sit back >The comfort doesn't ease your mind, or the pain in your chest >Rarity slips a hoof under the table and hits a switch >Wrist and ankle bindings come out of the chair trapping you >Not. One. Fuck. >Rarity levitates the table, the only object keeping you two separated, out of the way >"Now, darling. We need to have a little talk on discipline towards ladies." >She says as she walks towards you >Her horn glows and her zipper slowly moves downward >You sigh >Another rape attempt >A last minute half-hearted search for fucks takes place within your mind >The search only confirms what you already know. There are none >No struggling >No curses >Just acceptance of what's about to happen 10/?
Unamazing Writefag
>>521318 yeah, basically like italics
Anonymous
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>>521343 Sweet
I await your return
someponyguy
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fuck it I'm hittin drunk writer's block, kinda know where I'm gonna g but don't know how to get there. I'll start tomorrow when I've sobered up. but I'll leave a hint for those who give a shit. >that is not dead wich can eternal lie >and in strange aeons even death may die
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>521234 >The reason why Celestia isn't beating your ass like she did Twilight is because unlike Twilight she can see your warped appearance. She can barely tell its you, if you weren't bipedal all she'd see is an abomination. >Though in YOUR reality all you see is her looking at you with hatred, disgust. >"You're an abomination Anon....and I'll put you down like one." >Both the real celestia and the one you see descend to the courtyard below. >You do the same >You're still laughing >The one you see is staring daggers at you know >The real Celestia is showing pity as she comes to grip with the cause behind your appearance. >"Discord..." >Discord's voice takes over your vocal cords but you don't take notice >"Hello my dear! It's been quite a while how have you been?" >when you land Discord's upper half emerges from your back, he rests his hands upon your shoulders and peers over you to Celestia >Your eyes are glazed over, as far as you know you've blacked out. >"What have you done?" >"My dear....I've done the same thing to Anon as I did to Twilight....I've shown him just how fun chaos can be. How liberating it can be." >"What?!" >"You're surprised? It's your fault you know. You decided to be Trollestia for a day. You wanted to mess with Twilight by rapidly moving the sun in the sky to scare her. I'd of done the same myself you clever girl you. Her....reaction is why I'm here now....thank you for freeing me Celestia. It was sooo easy to take your student away from you, almost as easy as good ol Anon here, all it took for him was a little fear." >"...silence...." >"What was that my dear I couldn't hear you? Perhaps you need to speak up." >Her royal caps lock is apparent now >"SILENCE!" Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>521323 Hey may I ask you for a commission? I've got a doozy of a commission for you sir.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>521472 Sure thing! What did you have in mind?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>521506 Celestia and Anon are in a stand off in a ruined courtyard. On the left you have Anon with a blank stare upon his face, Discord is sticking out of his back and has positioned his upper half upon Anon's shoulders. He's got a look saying 'deal with it.' while Celestia has tears running down her face and a look of concern. Right now Anon is about to fight Celestia, they are in somewhat of a stand off at this point, staring at each other.
Albert Reginald
>>521340 >Rarity's got her dress off >She's sniffing your crotch >Taking in your scent >It doesn't matter >Let her fucking have it >Let her win >Let them all win BUCK
>What the fuck's that? BUCK
>No fucking way BUCK
>I can't believe it CRASH
>Rarity turns around only to be greeted by two figures in the doorway >She gasps >"Ah think you should let 'im go, Rarity." >The other figure just nods >That voice >Saying to...let you go? >The figures come forward, confirming the strangeness occurring at this moment >Applefu-...Applejack and Fluttershy >"Applejack? What are you doing here? I'm supposed to be teaching Anon a lesson in respect!" >"By holdin' 'im down n' buckin' 'im 'til yer brain stops? Sorry Rarity, but just let 'im go will ya?" >Rarity is surprised, but listens to the request >She moves to the back of the chair >You hear a switch and the bindings are released instantaneously >The chair then leans forward as to drop you out of the seat >On your knees >Look up to see Applejack and Fluttershy looking down at you. Fluttershy isn't hiding behind Applejack Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>521577 Does Anon have a weapon or anything?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>521615 Here's a few descriptions for Anon
>He's in a neutral pose, in a way he is a weapon >He's got griffon hands in place of his normal human hands so talons will be apparent. >He's also got a bat wing on his left side and an eagle wing on his right(i'd rather these be left out cause they'll end up covering discord somewhat) >He's wearing an organization 13 coat (if you no idea what I'm talking about google it)
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Click on the link to the old thread at the top and catch up man! Let him write the suspense is killing me!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>521658 If you'd like to know why the fuck Anon looks so weird right now....blame discord's influence Anon's looking more and more like discord because of it.
Wuten
>>521259 “What do you want?”
>You slowly close the door behind you as you walk outside >”Listen, Anon… Ah’m sorry ‘bout the way Ah’ve been actin’ towards ya. Guess it’s just mah instincts, that’s all,” she says, looking up at you >You can clearly tell she’s sincere about this “Well, I’m still a bit skeptical about that, but I’m willing to forgive you in time.”
>”Sounds like a plan. Friends once again?” she asks, holding out a hoof >You smile, taking it in your hand and shaking it “Friends.”
>”At least until ah decide to hit ya up next,” she winks slyly at you “Well, we’ll see how Rainbow thinks about that.”
>trollface.jpg >Applejack’s jaw drops when she realizes what you mean by that >You grin, turning around and walking inside the house, fully confident that Applejack’s jimmies have definitely been rustled >Rainbow’s slowly nodding herself awake >”Ugh… wha? What happened last night?” she asks, turning to look at you. “I had the best dream…” “You sure, Rainbow? You absolutely sure about that?”
>You grin >Rainbow’s expression slowly changes to one similar to that of Applejack’s just then >You walk over to her, and pick her up in a tight hug >She returns it, nuzzling into your neck “Happy Hearth’s Warming, Rainbow Dash.”
>”Happy Hearth’s Warming to you too, Anon. Best gift I could ever ask for.” >END Alright, thar be the last piece of the puzzle. How'd I do?
Anonymous
>>521684 *clapping* encore!
Anonymous
Wuten
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>>521730 >>521723 Wow, thanks! Hehe, it really means a lot. Unfortunately, there won't be any encores tonight, at least; it's 3:45AM here and I really need to be getting some sleep. Maybe I'll make something else sometime, I'll need to get some ideas together first and make sure nobody's taken them already! XD
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>521435 >And now Celestia is pissed. >Discord smiles >"What's wrong Celestia, have I rustled your jimmies?" >"How do I do it?" >"Hmm? Do what my dear?" >"How do I get you out of Anon?" >Discord laughs >"My dear Celestia do you honestly think I'll make it easy for you? What do you believe this is a tutorial? I know you've never run in to something like this before but please try to use your head. Think, I'm possessing Anon's body cause he was stupid enough to DRINK me....then again in my presence if he'd not complied I'd of forced him regardless. You can't just magic me out of him, he's too strong for that and my hold is too great. If that doesn't help let me give it to you bluntly: Kill Anon and he'll be free of me." >Celestia gasps at this >"Discord.....this is low even for you...." >"Sticks and stones my dear, sticks and stones. Just remember Celestia I'm in control here, as soon as I slink back in you won't be fighting me, you'll be fighting him. Isn't this great I was able to change around a LOT in his head, he actually thinks you're a tyrant, trying to rule everyone through fear I've even put in you causing him restless nights, trying to keep him in line in his dreams!.....isn't that marvelous? If what I've done isn't chaotic I don't know what is." >Discord laughs as if this were the funniest thing he's ever done. >Celestia's face is twisted in anger. >"Are you mad Celestia? Do you hate me? Good....project that raw anger on to Anon, go through him and come get me!" >Discord laughs yet again and snakes his way back in to Anon's body. >You snap back to attention and see Celestia standing just feet away from you, she's looking down upon you with such a divine hatred, it can't help but bring a smile to your lips. Anonymous
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>>521684 That warmed my hearth.
Anonymous
>>521795 >I'd of forced I'm loving your writing, but every time you do this I die a little inside. I know someone pointed it out to you in an earlier thread, but it's I'd have. I should have, I would have, I could have.
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
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>wake up >don't even have a chance to do your normal routine before you hear knocking at your door >Fucking sex craved mare at my door >open it >It's Rainbow Dash! >"Hey Ano-" >She noticed you're wearing a long v-neck shirt and the tiniest bit of your chest is showing >Pomf Wah! What are we going to do on the Wingboner? Sup Dash?>She snaps back to reality, oh, there goes gravity >"We should, like, totally get wasted and watch movies and stuff!" Dash, it's not even 9 a.m.>She nervously looks away and begins to sweat. She thought her plan was bulletproof. >With no other idea coming to mind she begins to repeat what she just said. >"Hey Anon! We should, like, totally get wast-" >You close the door on her before she can finish but she just continues, louder. Fucking mares.
Albert Reginald
>>521610 http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=BwXlzy9k7jI You might want the music for full effect. Let it play for a minute before beginning if you want. Depending on your reading speed it might work out perfectly.
>It's silent >As you blankly stare at the two ponies >They do the same >Nop0ny says a thing >Both parties searching for words >Both not knowing what to break the silence with >Both...wanting closure >The night air fills the room >It's strange >The two last ponies in Equestria you would expect to come to your aid >And yet... >Here they are >Nothing else exists >Only the two ponies and you >As you search their faces... >The images of Fluttershy running away sobbing >Applejack shedding tears above you >All of this floods your mind at once >A feeling of guilt washes over you "I'm so-"
>"We're so-" >As you begin an apology, it sounds as if they begin one in unison >You continue to stare at each other for a few seconds >You quickly move up and embrace them both from their necks with each arm, bringing them close >Tears flowing from your eyes >"Anon, we're sorry we made ya feel so gosh darned awful. We-...I was just ticked off ya spat out tha truth." >You can feel Fluttershy nod "Guys...it's alright. I hate all the rape attempts...I hate all of the sex-driven lust...I hate all of that."
"But...I couldn't ever hate you. Even after all of that you're still my friends."
>As the three of you embrace the cool night air seemed to subside >In the moment, Rarity comes forward with tears in her eyes and joins the hug >You're not sure if the rape attempts will stop, but one thing is certain. >You've got your friends back END
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>521048 >Last thread hit the bump limit. So proud of your guys.
I just need to read through your stuff
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>521795 >>521874 Thanks for pointing it out but now I rage a little at myself....fuck I gotta learn to see shit like that better.
>"I will free you Anon, I promise." >"Are you ready to go to your new home Anon?" "Celestia, you're implying that you can actually beat me. Discord has given me so much...I'll repay him by ending you here and now!"
>Without waiting for her reply you leap forward, using your wings to propel yourself. >Celestia isn't ready for this. >She leaps to the right at the last second, narrowly avoiding your unforgiving talons >Immediately you're banking around for another strike, this time you land a clear blow upon her left side >Her blood trickles from your cut upon her. >You did it, you cut this tyrant...if she can bleed she can die! >You can't help but laugh at this realization. >"Anon....please don't make me do this.." >You ignore her and fly in again. >This time she's ready for you. >You see her horn glow, but you're dumb ass got too close, you're consumed in the light she produces >You bring your wings in front of you at the last second, the pain is unbearable. >You manage to get away from her light, your wings burned to ash. >Fuck this hurts. You leap back and away from her, permanently grounded. >(reality) >"....Oh no I used too much..." >Had you not of brought up your wings she'd of burned you to a crisp. >She doesn't have time to adjust her magical output as you've recovered and are now charging at her, your legs a mere blur as you close the distance. Albert Reginald
Please someone tell me they got to the end of my story and give me feedback!
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
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>>522046 I followed the entire thing and I liked it. It was sweet :)
Anonymous
>>521992 Aww, best ending. The music really tied it together. Do you have pastebin I can stalk and reread at my leisure?
Albert Reginald
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>>522073 Unfortunately I do not. I only started posting these like...actually I think it was in the same post Aether started out with the beginning of the Spin the Bottle series. You're welcome to save the story if you can get all the pieces to it.
Anonymous
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>>521164 Thats what happens when you use the heart of the oasis to stir a fruity drink
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>522006 >"What?" >Your speed and recovery rate surprise the tyrant >Before she knows it your laying down a barrage of controlled swipes upon her front. >She's graceful you have to give her that, each swipe is dodged, each swing is seen and avoided. >One powerful swipe causes her to leap away from you. "Come on Celestia I know you're holding back? What am I not worthy or something?!"
>In a rage your rush toward her yet again. This time you are sure to include kicks in to your strikes >each attempted strike a mere blur, yet Celestia continues to avoid them all. >Her eyes are focused upon each limb you throw at her. You know you're fast but what's making her that much faster >You know you're strong enough to land a hit what's going on? >In reality you don't see that she's using her magic to slow you down right before connecting with her, she's holding back trying to tire you out so she can hopefully stop your rampage. >You can only see a prideful look upon her features, a snide smile upon her features at your failed attempts. >You leap about twenty yards from her. >If you can't hit her up close lets try something further away >You hold your right hand above your head and you focus your chaotic energy using the center of your palm as a focal point. >Celestia sees a purple flame appear in the center of your palm. "Taaaake this!"
>You fire your purple fireball at her >She uses her magic to pick up a piece of the cobblestone street from the courtyard to block your incoming magic, but you know it won't be enough >Your fireball comes within contact and explodes, the resounding shock wave destroys the cobble stone and sends Celestia flying back a bit. >even after taking a hit she lands gracefully. "So, are you going to take me seriously?"
Anonymous
>>521164 >>521164 >>521164 Oh sweet Christ, Strelnikov in Equestria would be hilarious
>HELLO PONES, I AM COMINGS FROM GREAT LAND OF EARTH AND BRING GUNS AND VODKA The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>The sun has been up for a while. For once, you are up before Twilight >>And you remember everything that you remembered the day before >>Your plan is working, to your knowledge. Celestia has no sway over your mind now >>“Anon? Were you here all night?” >>You pretend that you didn't notice Hm? Oh, yes. I must have been.>>Spike follows soon after Twilight, and goes about his routine of getting the paper >>Twilight looks more concerned than she did last night >>She is observant. She doesn't tell you, but she sees that the lantern is out. She knows you must have put it out when the sun came up >>You're lying to her >>“Well, you might as well stay for breakfast.” >>As poor of a conman as you evidently are, she is worse. You sense that she knows something's up >>“Want the usual, Anon?” There anything special to keep you awake longer?>>She recoils >>“Huh?” >>She doesn't ask that sweetly. She asks it aggressively The usual is... fine.>>Spike comes back in through the front door, already reading the paper. >>“Whoa. Man, holy cow. Check this out.” >>He holds up the paper, which is overcome by a violet aurora and dragged through the air over to Twilight >>Her eyes go wide as saucers >>“Oh, my” >>You lower your book What?>>“Late last night a Diamond Dog was admitted to Ponyville hospital and pronounced dead just minutes after. They say it was blunt trauma to the head.” >>Spike scratches his head >>“What was a Diamond Dog doing in Ponyville?” >>Twilight eyes the article suspiciously 1/x
Anonymous
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>522166 >>“Nopony can actually reach up to a Diamond Dog's head like that.” >>She looks over the picture included with the article and notices a dent in the armor >>She withholds a gasp and magically tosses the paper back to Spike >>Her brows furrow. Twilight is taking charge. You can hear her hooves clop against the ground as she walks up to you. >>“Anon, let me see your hand.” >>You look to her, your own brows furrowed >>“Anon...” You're nuts.
>>“Anonymous, I swear to Celestia!” >>She beats a hoof against the ground I don't have to put up with this
>>You get up to leave >>“Spike!” >>Spike immediately blocks the door way >>As if he could actually stop you >>“I swear, Anon, if you don't tell me what's going on...” >>You hold your wounded fist in your opposite hand and move to the steps >>The window by the beds is big enough for you, and the fall won't kill you >>“Okay, mister. That is IT!” >>Her horn glows >>You can't even get two steps up before an arcane cloud overtakes you and you are lifted off your feet You are a mad mare! You hear me, Twilight?! I'm going to SUE you!
>>Twilight rolls her eyes and drops you on the floor >>You fall in a heap >>Before you can recover, she inspects your hand. Dried blood on the knuckles, visible scrapes >>“The black eye, the Diamond Dog, and now your hand?” >>She grips you in an aura of magic again and throws you into a chair, aggressively 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>522190 >>She marches up to you and leans in >>“You're going to tell me what's going on RIGHT NOW, Mister!” >>Twilight has been like a big sister to you. Always the responsible one, always the one looking out for you >>She is speaking out of friendship, not hatred >>But still, you find it difficult to tell her >>You didn't even trust this information with your bro I killed him?
>>There's a pause Did I really kill him?
>>The severity of the situation washes over you as you sit in the seat >>Twilight looks on you with despair and wanting to understand >>“Uh... I better get breakfast going” >>Spike makes his way into the kitchen >>That spike; doesn't give zero fucks unless it's about Rarity >>“Anon, please, you need to tell me what happened. Otherwise I have to assume the worst.” >>You think out loud, one hand clenched to your chest and the other gripping your hair Oh, Celestia
>>You still recognize no other God, no other belief Oh, Celestia
>>You repeat before gulping It's hard, Twilight
I can't buck apples
I can't sew
I can't make art
...Can't cook, can't haul, I am not a doctor. I can't use magic. I can't do anything you and your friends can do
>>She remains silent ...But I can... I, uh...
>>Your foot starts to tap the floor, making a fast rhythm >>Twilight can tell you feel against the wall, she can tell you don't want to talk >>“Anon...” I know, I know.
3/x
Anonymous
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>>521684 You successfully curbed my Dash Hate there for a minute. Kudos.
Of course, now that the story's over, I'm right back my abhorrence, but eh: big ups for small downs.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>522209 >>If word gets out, kiss your livelihood good-bye >>You're a murderer. You won't get away from this Scott free. I'm... I joined an underground fight circuit. A few seasons back, Dash and I were in a bar. And there were these three guys that tried to pick her up. I tried to tell them that she was with me, and they kept pushing me, and pushing. I found out I was good at fighting.
>>She gasped and took a step away from you Oh, Celestia, Twilight; you have to believe me!
>>You start tearing up >>You refuse to do this >>No, no crying >>Your nose goes stiff >>The tear ducts won't listen to you I tried real hard not to kill anyone. Or even break anything. I tried really hard to keep it clean.
>>Well, there it goes. A tear runs down the inside of your cheek You have to understand. I needed the money. I had to live.
>>This is all Celestia's fault >>Her mind rape drove you to the insanity >>You remember last night like it was happening right now. How you were out ranged, but you slipped to the inside I just...
>>You start thinking out loud I hit him... and then I hit him again, and I couldn't stop. Again, and again, and then he started bleeding, but I couldn't stop
>>She doesn't know how to handle this and takes a step further back There was
>>You squeak >>You are NOT this kind of man >>You do NOT cry >>You work hard, you do as you are told. You have no reason to be ashamed >>But the tears have already stained her floor 4/x
Anonymous
Shermanator
do this
>>522155 The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>522227 There was NOTHING else I could do!
>>“That's not true! You helped those people move last week! And what about all those times you took consignments to stock shelves?” >>You dismiss her with a wave before covering your face with your hands I just do that to supplement the fight money. It doesn't last until the next season starts up.
>>You can no longer hold it back, and you hit the point where you can no longer talk straight >>You are ashamed >>Ashamed that you're crying in front of a pony >>Ashamed that spike can hear you in the next room >>Ashamed that you killed someone Celestia, have mercy on my soul
>>You manage to choke out that phrase >>“I'm not sure if she will, Anon.” >>“Spike, take a letter.” 5/5
END
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Whew! I tried to do this fast! I've never actually done a scene with perspective like this before... in fact, I've never even drawn Discord or Celestia before! though, If I took the time, I could probably draw the characters well with detail...
Albert Reginald
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>522148 >This little give and take continues for an hour much longer than either you or Celestia wanted >You'll lay down a barrage of blows only to have her avoid them >You incorporate more spells in to your attacks, you switch up your strategies and each time she's able to avoid them. "I HATE YOU!"
>Your sudden outburst surprises her long enough to land a swipe across her face. >You finally strike true >You see that her left eye can no longer be used and you can see the blood flowing freely from your other claw marks. >You smile at your triumph...but that quickly subsides when she consumes herself in her own magic and her wounds are healed >You forgot she can heal p0nies. "FUCK YOU!"
>You try again with your spells, this time you concentrate all you have in to another purple fireball. >You wish you'd of had enough time to fully explore the full potential to your power but this will have to suffice. >You fire your fireball again, as it closes half the distance it breaks off in to twenty. >"I'm.....I'm so sorry Anon." >Her horn glows again and this time she fires off a huge orb of light from her horn. >her magic easily consumes yours and keeps going aimed right at you >Discord sees this >"Wait....that's an offensive spell...." >Discord is too late to realize he underestimated Princess Celestia >When her spell connects with you it forces you off your feet and its light consumes you. >Discord is torn from your body completely, and the corruption goes with him. >Suddenly everything starts flowing back to you, your real memories, the real reason as to why you came here. >You collide with the courtyard wall right next to Discord Anonymous
>>522290 Just a thought
Maybe it would look better if you zoomed it in a bit and brought the height of the perspective down to their level?
Trailduster
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>>522257 >>522182 Suggester of
>>522155 here (pones ate my name). I would say the only one that could do justice to this concept would be Strelnikov himself, but, well, we all know his interesting way of writing.
Anonymous
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Fuck. More like Grimdark in Equestria.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>522290 practice makes perfect bro. Also I agree with
>>522348 here, also take your time man there's no need to rush. Take all the time you need.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>522348 Right, Right... I gotchya.
Forgive me as I am pretty new to drawing. I'm also yet to touch the perspective chapter in my drawing studies... I should look into that.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Sorry about the sloppy scenes... I am used to drawing more focused frames like this one image I drew earlier today... Of course, I WANT to be able to draw complicated scenes, so I am willing to do these requests for you guys.
Albert Reginald
Fucking tired as hell... Can't even stay away for Aether's wrap up I'm out brah's. Hope you enjoyed the copious amount of greentext from mah fingers.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>522297 >As soon as you hit the wall you bounce off of it >you land on your hand and knees >With your arm gone its a bit hard to keep your balance. >You feel like you've just had the wind knocked out of you, nothing more. >as your gasping to catch your breath you look up at Celestia >Oh god.....those strikes that you landed on her....she never healed herself she's still bleeding >She's panting heavily, that last spell, plus that hour long fight took a lot out of her despite her being on the level of a goddess. >Discord's influence but you on her level for that bit...thank god you didn't have a lot of time to realize the possibilities of chaos...or else the outcome might of been different. >But why....why did she show you mercy? >You were trying to KILL, she's cut up pretty badly yet she allows you to live.... >She really does care for her subjects...she cares about you you stupid fuck....and you just tried to end her life. >"Anon....did...did it work?" You shakily make it to your feet.
"Y....yeah....Celestia...I..I'm so..."
>You can't look her in the eye. >Suddenly the two of you hear applause Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>522478 it was fun while it lasted man, too bad you can't stay I'm almost finished.
Anonymous
>>522398 >Is a Business major who took a semester long newb perspectives drawing class for his GE. I should be the last person on the planet to be doing critics on work, but I'm just trying to help
Please don't take it at negative criticism, it is anything but D:
Inb4hurduremoticonuse
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>522547 Oh, don't worry, I'm not offended at all. Any criticism is welcome.
Now that I think about it, how hard would it be for me to take some drawing courses in my local area?
Anonymous
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>>522547 Critiques*? I never did understand that thur fancy pants art talk
Anonymous
>>522582 Oh not hard at all, I'd say your drawing ability is far above my own and I managed a B in the class. You just have to find some place that has em.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>522488 >"Well done everyone! Well done! >Fucking...Discord >"You've played your part well Atlas!" >You turn to see that the Discord next to you has become that fucked up looking horse. >That thing is grinning from ear to ear as it flies up and rejoins its master >"What you didn't think I'd actually fight did you? No that'd ruin my position in the audience I can't have that." "W....why?"
>"Why Anon? Sure I suppose I can give you that. Here's my little monologue children: My objective was to bring you both here and have you fight it out to weaken Celestia over here....I wish to see chaos rain on a whole new level! Thank you for being such a fool Anon! Because now I can bring my plans to fruition! >Discord flies over to Celestia >In her weakened state she can't even move away from him >"Now my dear I think its about time you really become the tyrant Anon fears the most!" >He places a single finger upon the top of her head. >You watch on in horror as her beautiful radiance is turned in to a dull grey >No..... >No! "Nnnnnnnoooooooo!"
>That's all you can shout as the last of her beautiful color subsides...she looks upon you again, her wounds healed, this time however >she's staring upon you with real disgust. >Discord leans against Celestia's side using her as a sort of prop >His mocking smile makes your anger rise. Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>522620 Yeah, so far the only source of drawing studies I have is my "Drawing for Dummies" book... which covers a lot of good material, but I am not entirely sure if it will suffice for me to get really good...
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Anonymous
>>522660 I mean, the only "problem" you may have with doing a class thing is dealing with the teacher's attitude.
Mine had that air of superiority when it came to analyzing work n shit, so irritating.
Of course they aren't ALL like that, just the snooty college art professors tend to be like that
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>522703 yeah don't go to the art institute...you'll find a lot of those kinds of professors there
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>522703 I'm thinking more like... say, classes that are hosted in general locations, (Learning centers, possible libraries, ect.) instead of colleges and schools. Unfortunately, my school does not have any form of art classes.
Anonymous
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>>522652 It's just one blow after another...
I gotta tell you, Aether, if this doesn't have a happy ending, I might actually cry.
Anonymous
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>>522652 Dear god. I can't believe how obsessed I am with your stories.
Anonymous
>>522730 Oh yea, I'd definitely do a learning center or something. Or find an art student type that tutors on the side?
I dunno if art students even do that
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>522761 So, would these standard classes basically be working on a schedule? I wouldn't mind taking time out of my daily schedule to go to them.
Anonymous
>>522794 Not a clue, that would be something you'd have to look into.
I'd assume if anything it'd be on a once a week or twice a week schedule
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>522855 I'll possibly see into it...
In the meantime, I'll just read my drawing book, and practice humans/ponies and some scenes, probably primarily from these threads.
Here's a male human face... It's... not so great, but I am gettin' there, I think!
I'll be drawing Anon doing stuff in certain amount of time...
Anonymous
>>522912 It actually looks pretty good imo
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>522652 "Discord....you peace of shit..."
>"Hmm? Oh I almost forgot you were still here Anon. Celestia be a dear and take care of him please." >Celestia's horn lights up again, and she fires another spell at you >You close your eyes and accept the inevitable >At the last possible second a dark blue aura consumes you and the spell dissipates when upon touch >You're surprised to be alive. >You hear Celestia speak in a flat, annoyed tone. >"I thought I told you to wait inside Luna." >You snap your head in the direction of approaching hooves. >Luna walks in to the courtyard >"I....saw the whole thing sister....I saw what Discord has done...." >As Luna speaks she stands between you and her >"I won't let you hurt Anon!" >"Luna, my dear sister, you do realize the gravity of which you speak.....you talk of treason against me." >"If I have....if I have to betray you to save someone we both know you care about....I will." >As she finishes eight of Luna's royal guard take stand before Luna, to protect her from her sister. >"So...all of you would betray me...to save a hairless sack of flesh? So be it.....your actions shall make all of Equestria suffer my sister." >As Celestia finishes her sentence her royal guard pours in to the courtyard around her. >A few of Celestia's guards look toward Discord in confusion >"Attention guards! My sister has openly declared war upon all of Equestria! To protect your home neigh, to protect your families! You will kill this traitor and all who follow her before she can escape! End this before it can begin!" >From the way her guards are eyeing...with such malice.... you know they aren't going to be willing to question her orders. Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>522970 Thanks!
I have a chapter on Human anatomy, I'll check into it more at some point
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>522976 >An hour ago you were killing off a good portion of their comrades, so of course they hate you. >Yet, they hesitate, they don't immediately charge towards the two of you. >"But...Your Majesty....she's your sister...she wouldn't just-" >Celestia silences her guard....permanently >"I will not give the same order twice....she's being manipulated by that human, she's no longer my sister...." >Celestia's guards look upon Celestia in fear. >"You heard her lads, if you don't want to end up like your unfortunate friend I suggest you follow her orders to the letter." >This snaps the guards to attention and they charge headlong towards your small group. >"Luna! Anon! We'll hold them off for as long as we can, flee while you still can!" >Luna's guards meet Celestia's head on. >"Anon come on!" >Luna grabs your arm in her teeth and she pulls you over her back >Luna makes a break for the exit >Celestia's horn begins to glow but Discord puts a hand on her shoulder, making her stop. >"Let her go my dear...in doing so you'll provide me with a lot more fun! Equestria is long overdue for another war.....lets welcome chaos!" >He ends his sentence with a hiss. >As the two of you increase your distance from the courtyard you watch as Luna's guards fight valiantly to keep the others from pursuing. >What Celestia has in quantity Luna makes up for in quality it seems. >You turn your head to see Rarity and the others land >"Darling what's going on why are you on Luna's.." >"There's not time! Everyone we need to go now!" >The mares look on at the fight happening behind you and hold their questions >Everyone puts a hoof to Luna and within a blue light the group of you teleport away. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>523153 the quality is starting to slip due to exhaustion but I swear I will finish before I leave!
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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I POSSIBLY WRITE STORY WHEN RETURN.
Anonymous
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>>523224 please PLEASE DO
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>523153 >Luna has transported all of you to the library in Ponyville >Luna lets you off of her back. >You thank her and stand among the mane 4. >"Ah think you outta tell us what in tarnation was goin on out there Anon." >You turn to them and explain everything that had occurred from the time you left their balloon to the time the walked up. >All of them share a look of horror >you think they'll abandon you after something like that....but they don't >They're your friends Anon....they knew it wasn't you doing all of those things >Even though you're manly, even though you're though....you cry manly tears and embrace them. >"I'm sorry I have to cut this moment short....but my sister....she's been corrupted as you've been made well aware of. Discord has seen to it. We will strike back with ferocity and we will save her!" "But how Luna? She's got an entire army backing her! It's just us what can we hope to accomplish?!"
>"Anon....I have an army of my own you know...loyal only to me." >As she finishes her sentence she points outside >You and the others look to see regiments of Luna's guards standing right outside >"When I saw the commotion going on in Ponyville I was under the impression we were being attacked, since the sun was setting I took it upon myself to bring my entire military force to quell this act of war before it could begin....I didn't expect this....had I not of brought them here I'm certain Celestia would have killed them off without hesitation...but now we have our army Anon...we will rise to stop my corrupted sister from placing her hooves tyranny upon Equestrain soil....The New Lunar Republic will stop her and Discord..." >You look upon the loyal soldiers of Luna, you see they carry her banner....not Celestia's. Anonymous
>>523419 Isn't anon missing an arm?
Rainbow_Dash12
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>>523419 Better have this on pastebin tomorrow man! To tired to stay up and finish it now D: so i'll get back to it later today. peace breh
Anonymous
i havent been reading here long, but i have to say this about the all inclusive story threads, they are a bit too... cluster fucky... is that a word? it seams that there are allot of long stories going on at once, mixed in with the shorter 1-3 post stories. if we can trust the sticky, and i quote>. I honestly have no idea what to do with this board and will be relying on you all to set the culture and help come up with its rules and provide suggestions for janitors we should have 2 threads permanently stickied. long stories, and short stories. it would facilitate the need for the long story, and the fetishshy like shorts. anyone think good idea, ot this one post is good enough?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Eh i think it sounds kinda like a pain. I just go on Their pastebin's to find out what i miss for the long ones
Anonymous
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>>523651 which writers have pastebins?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>You look upon the beast >>The source of your torment is just ahead of you >>And for all of your scheming, your plotting, your hatred, what now? >>What do you do in the face of a God? >>Just as before, her aura is commanding >>It compels you to fall to your knees >>Or to vomit, failing that >>But you are Anonymous >>You do neither >>You do not forgive, >>You do not forget >>She looks upon you, roughly equal to you in height, with a cool and collected demeanor >>You hate her >>You love her >>You fear her >>Your emotions are a storm with an eye of confusion and uncertainty >>Hours from the time that Twilight sent that letter to Celestia, you were picked up and taken to Canterlot >>This time, Celestia would not see you. You would see her. And Luna was nowhere to be seen. >>“So, I hear you've been making some trouble around Ponyville” >>She says this in such a smug way. Hate boils in your blood >>“Hm. You think you can hide your feelings from me? You're not even trying.” Twilight told you everything. Why am I here?>>Celestia smirks >>“To congratulate you” >>You recoil and blink, the shackles that the guards placed you in rattle as you move I killed someone! And you want to congratulate me for that?!>>The room of the palace was empty. Just you and her >>You were restrained well enough that the guards did not mind her earlier order to leave her >>“You're doing as intended. Quite well, actually.” >>She trots up to you and leans in; you have to sway to keep from being shanked by her horn >>“...but you have this irritating habit of defying me, lately. And that is proving to be most unfortunate.”
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>523419 >>523527 a one armed embrace is still an embrace....kinda
>"A...an act of war?! You can't be serious Princess! We'll be playing right in to their hooves!" >"I know generosity...its a risk I'm willing to take....and in being here with me Celestia will mark you traitors as well. >Applejack panics >"Ah gotta get my family outta here!" >Applejack makes a break for the door. "Applejack! Wa-"
>Rarity cuts you off with a hoof. >"Let her go dear....this is something she has to do....I have....I have to get Sweetie Belle." >Before Rarity leaves Luna hands her a scroll. >"This is where we will meet...get your family and friends, then bring them here..." >Fluttershy flies out after Rarity and Applejack, no doubt to save her animals. >Pinkie stays >"Mr and Ms Cake will be fine....Celestia won't think they've turned just because I have...." "Where's Rainbow?"
>"I'm right here Anon....what's going on?" >Like the others you tell her everything you can, about all that happened. >Rainbow looks like she's trying to hold back tears >She then flies over and punches you with a forehoof. >"Anon....you idiot...." >You let her hit you again and again....soon she stops and you wrap your arm around her as she sobs in to your shoulder....that's just Dash's way of dealing with it you suppose. >"We've no time....Anon we need to go....Celestia will be here soon...." >You nod >As you, Luna, Pinkie, and Rainbow make your way outside Luna delivers a speech, it seems to hit home, her loyal soldiers let out a war cry and soon they march behind the four of you, set on reaching your makeshift capital. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>523672 >>You man up. You have little else to lose >>You speak through your fear, which until now has been an insurmountable barrier to your words B...because y-you...
>>Before you can finish she pulls away from you >>“Yes, yes. The memories. The dreams. Up until recently, you could be controlled.” >>“That was my favorite part about you.” >>You cringe >>“A six, a five, and a nine. After a while I didn't even need to show you what lay beyond those numbers! Just the sight of six fifty-nine, and you wouldn't dare go against me.” >>“You were a coward.” >>You show your disgust for this whole thing with a warped expression of defiance Yeah? And now I want to see. I want to see it!
I want to see what you have been taking away from me every night
I want to see what I'm supposed to be afraid of!
>>Celestia cants her head at you and chuckles >>“Very well, Anon. I can't say it hasn’t been fun.” >>Her horn glows >>The light expands and encompasses you >>Your eyes are filled with white >>A voice echoes through it all >>“You were a good servant.” >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~ >>You thrust yourself from your sleep in a cold sweat >>The cold air of your overhead fan bears down on you >>The feeling of displaced sheets around you is the only thing to welcome you >>You look at the clock and groan >>Seven? Already? >>You scramble out of bed >>The morning is cold >>But you have to power through >>Warm oatmeal >>Pack your lunch >>Eat breakfast >>Brush your teeth >>Get to your car >>Drive to work 2/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>523678 >Luna shows you a scroll with a location at the border of the southern end of their territory, an abandoned citadel....Canterlot's first unmarked capital. >You've no idea what the future holds for you right now...but you do know one thing....you will save Celestia and you won't stop until you've drawn your last breath.. >...Discord will get his mark you words..... >END Fucking...finally I found an end....sorry if it wasn't as epic as you were hoping.
Anonymous
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>>523586 The problem with stickied threads is that they will eventually become too large. New readers won't want to read through a metric fuckton of a thread just to make sure they're caught up on the current stories, and long threads can take forever to load on slower connections.
The current system requires thread replacement, but the longer or well done stories can be archived on pastebin while the shorter, worthwhile but forgettable stories can die off and not clutter everything.
I would be all for raising the bump limit, though.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>523701 >>You get to work. You are three minutes early >>Put on your headset >>Open the various programs you need on your computer screen >>Eight o' clock >>Punch in, enter the call waiting list >>Call comes in >>Someone screams at you about a prorated bill >>Explain, move on to next call >>Someone screams at you about collections calls >>Explain that they have not paid in sixty to ninety days >>They demand a supervisor >>Supervisor is too busy >>Nope.avi >>Tell them you would be happy to forward the complaint >>They hang up on you >>Next call comes in before you finish your notes >>Have to multitask >>Someone bitching about their refund >>Explain that the process can take six to eight weeks >>Finish your note on previous call >>They get upset >>Ten minutes arguing >>Information flashes across your screen faster than the person on the phone can comprehend >>The architecture of the business demands you leave three notes in three different programs >>They hang up on you >>Next call... >>Lunch time >>You have thirty minutes >>Spend fifteen of it waiting for your turn to use the microwave in the break room >>Another account is teaching a class, and all the new applicants get lunch at the same time as you >>Break room is packed >>Go outside to eat >>Cold >>Go back inside and eat at your desk >>Get five minutes of actual break 3/x
Anonymous
>>523717 I can't wait for the next part. Great job, man.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>523733 >>Day closes >>You have processed ninety three calls today >>Head home >>Someone honks at you on the drive home >>What an asshole >>You honk at someone else >>What an asshole >>Park >>Open the apartment mail box >>Paycheck >>Minimum wage >>Go up stairs >>Turn on T.V. To the news >>Little local girl raped and killed >>Coalition troops suffer increased mortar attacks in Afghanistan >>Putin Russian prime minister again, vows to destroy capitalist pigdogs >>Go to computer >>4chan.org >>Zergface! Hahaha! >>See this, wat do? >>U mad, Amerifags? >>I AM 12 AND WUT IS THIS >>U mad, Eurofags? >>Skype window pops up >>One of your friends complaining about their life sucking >>Apologize, express willingness to help but inability to >>Go to bed >>Sleep >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~ >>Seven? Already? >>You scramble out of bed >>The morning is cold >>But you have to power through >>Warm oatmeal >>Pack your lunch >>Eat breakfast >>Brush your teeth >>Get to your car >>drive to work >>Get yelled at >>99 %er calls and calls you the 1% because he can't pay his bill on time>>Lunch time >>Mediocre lunch >>Closing >>Seventy four calls >>Drive home >>News >>Drive by kills an elderly woman >>Obama vows to dick-slap Putin 4/x
Anonymous
>>523717 I get all excited because I come up with something to write on and finally contribute, and you drop this on us.
What the FUCK Aether?! We can't follow that!
No but seriously great story so far.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>Just another beautiful day in the magical land of Equestria >Sun is shining in through the window and not a cloud in the sky >You've come to appreciate how much these days seem so similar, it brings you a sense of contentment >Not quite as much as a hearty breakfast though >Those muffins Pinkie dropped over yesterday look pretty good to start... >Knock on the door? >Alright, stay calm Anon, just be ready to- >Oh it's Twilight >Wait, shit >"Anon! Come on we can't waste time with breakfast now!" >What in the- oh she's just going to teleport your ass straight to her library? >"Alright, are you suitably dressed? Ugh, it'll have to do." >"Twi, what's going on?" >She's scurrying about, flipping through various books while levitating items into a case >"No time to explain, we've got to get ready to go to Canterlot." >"Look, I'm not going anywhere until I've got-" >"Princess Celestia is expecting us!" >Whatever objections you might have been able to make to get out of this are thus nullified >While you could easily find some way to thwart Twilight's schemes, there's no way you were going to risk pissing off an immortal sun goddess
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>523777 >>Putin rebuttals 'not if I get there first!' >>4chan.org >>Zombie Apocalypse, guys >>Marshmallow pony jizz showers are my fetish >>Oh look this guy is proving me wrong, I'll call him mad >>Trollface.png >>Go to bed >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~ >>You scramble out of bed >>drive to work >>Get yelled at >>drive home >>watch depressing news >>go to 4chan.org >>go to bed >>Friday >>You have Fridays off >>No friends to hang out with >>No significant other >>Look through your old baby pictures >>Your mom died two years ago of cancer >>Dad was in the army. Came home in a body bag back when the invasion kicked off. >>Rest of the family is distant >>Lost contact with your only real friend growing up >>feelsbad man >>go to 4can.org >>stay there for eleven hours >>sleep >>rest of the weekend is the same thing >>foreveralone.jpg >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~ >>You thrust yourself from your sleep in a cold sweat >>The cold air of your overhead fan bears down on you >>Turn your head >>Giant two dimensional horse standing next to your bed >>“Gotcha” >>Catapult yourself out of the opposite side of the bed, taking sheets with you >>Get on your feet with the sheets serving as an ad-hoc toga >>Screaming at the top of your lungs >>You could be the next Jim Carrey >>Unicorn's horn flashes with a bright white light >>You remember everything >>“So, how did you like it?” END part 1
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>523802 I probably should have stopped at some point to post up parts of this. Oh well...
>After a short trip one a pegasus drawn chariot you're now standing outside an unfamiliar building in the city of Canterlot >"And she wanted you to give a presentation on me?" >"That's what she said. Explaining your physical characteristics and the sociological differences between our species." >It certainly sounds harmful enough but experience has taught you to be wary all the same >Inside the building is a massive auditorium >Twilight leads you backstage of it, prepares some notes and then brings you out with her >There's reserved applause, looks like a lot of notable ponies are in the audience >Yep, there's Celestia >And her sister? >Good thing you came, pissing off two immortal goddesses would have been decidedly worse >Twilight gives a brief introduction, explaining who and what you are >She goes on to describe your basic physical characteristics and give a rundown of your psychological profile >All normal so far, standing here looking pretty is okay actually >"Allow me to illustrate more clearly what I've been talking about." >What? >Before you can ask that question your clothes are levitated off you, leaving you naked >In front of an entire auditorium of ponies >You'd simply love to run from the stage but that blasted unicorn has also seen fit to restrain you telekinetically Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>523811 >"You can see he has many of the features one would expect of a bipedal organism. Of particular note are the exposed... reproductive organs." >Oh no, no way, she is not going to do this >"If I may offer a more fuller demonstration." >She trots between your legs and without a second breath starts to lick at your member >You so desperately want to resist this but your treacherous body has other ideas >"Twi, what the hell are you doing!" >You try to hiss it as quietly as you can but you're sure the sound has carried >She doesn't stop though >Not until she's got you at full attention >"Now I shall demonstrate the completeness of my research into human mating practices." >Oh fuck no, this is some bullshit right here >And why the hell is Celestia just sitting there nodding to her student?! >Twilight turns around and slowly presses herself against you, a soft gasp escaping her as you enter her fully >"I-It's quite similar to Equestrian mating though decidedly more... intense." >Sweet mother of mercy she's actually going to do this >Starting off slow she quickly warms up to it, thrusting herself back against you >The sounds of wet slapping easily carry throughout the perfect acoustics of the hall >Every p0ny's eyes are upon you, their cold gaze eerily unwavering >Except for Celestia who's giving you a toothy grin >Dear lord how you wish you could tell Twilight to stop >To scream at her to halt this madness >You want to but you can't >You can't because you have no mouth >You have no mouth and you must scream Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>523823 >Suddenly your surroundings begin to warp >The ponies all sitting down twist and flatten into a filed of printed circuit boards >Celestia and Luna rise into towering electrodes >Twilight suddenly sloughs away, leaving you standing naked in blinding light >A massive voice booms from all around you >"WE MUST BEGIN AGAIN." >Just another beautiful day in the magical land of Equestria >Sun is shining in through the window and not a cloud in the sky >You've come to appreciate how much these days seem so similar, it brings you a sense of contentment >Not quite as much as a hearty breakfast though... The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>523717 Would read again.
Good job, man.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>523793 >>523766 I'm glad you guys liked the story....spelling mistakes and all. AFLiM 2 is finally public up on mah pastebin....Leucine, Sherm, keep doing what you two are doing, can't wait to finally read your stories when my ass finally gets up tomorrow. I hope all of you enjoyed my read as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Anonymous
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>>523823 >mfw I thought you were turning it into a clopfic but then you have no mouth and you must scream anonymous
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>>523717 truely a masterpiece, have been reading urs since the begining nd lvin them. cant w8 for the next part
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
It's amazing how much you folks get done in this time. Also a shame how we seem to be in opposite time zones so it's only when I'm asleep that the activity really ramps up. Just means I have a nice backlog of great writing (Aether, Sherm, I'm looking at you in particular) to read over when I'm up. Still have to start at the last thread, though.
Anonymous
Shermanator, pastebin please! Your stories are glorious, but I'm missing out on sleep by staying up to catch them in their entirety.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>524115 http://pastebin.com/u/The_Shermanator I'll upload my newer stories in a batch after this one I'm writing.
>>524099 Honored to be mentioned. I love your stuff.
Schrikvis
Lemme know what you think, please.>Day 50 on my skyrim marathon >Seriously fucked up my everything >Can't walk for shit >Haven't answered phone for weeks >Haven't showered >I'm one fucked up bastard >All my friends must have gone all "oh shit anon's dead" by now >Earthquake >Just one of those days I guess >Open window, look outside >Fuck that light's bright >Irken armada, they seem pissed >Zim screwed up >Don't give a fuck >Internet broken, no more skyrim due to online mods >Give a fuck >Put on clothes >They smell like shit >Drink outdated chocolate milk, open door >Get outside, fuck this is cold >Walk over to zim's house through horrified, screaming mob >Punch through the door like a boss >Door is made of biscuits >Whatever.psd >Proceed through the decoy toilet like you've seen zim doing a lot of times >Earth shakes, get stuck in shaft >Shakes again, shaft breaks down >OHSHITFUCKSHITFUCKFUCK >Close eyes and brace for impact >Land in big hallway, legs didn't like that >Aperturesciencelongfallboots.mov >See trail of nachos >Follow trail, crawl over floor >"Everybody walk the dinosaur" >Room with intermomentair piggy transferer >Huge pile o' piggies >Trail of nachos lead to the entrance >Can't read irken for shit >Can't read where the fuck this thing leads >Welp, I'll die anyway >Leap in headfirst >Hurts >Forest
Schrikvis
>>524290 >THISSHITHURTS >Everything hurts >Why >Forest >What? >Hand stuck >Bright blue sky >Forest on fire >DisgonBgud.gif >Zim's under me, gir's probably somewhere around here as there's nachos all over the place >Hand is stuck in zim's pak/back >Rip hand out >Shit hurts >Fire >Hand wounded >Green alien shit all over hand >Hey I'm kinda hungry "Oh hey it's a bunny"
>Fire >Run like hell, trust bunny on where to run >How the fuck am I running with these legs >Look back, zim turns into cocon >That asshole is safe >I'm not >Run like hell >Legs refuse to run faster, jimmies refuse to get more rustled >See path >Follow path >Look down, legs not touching ground >Creepy as fuck >Trip over? How's that even possible. >Twilight and her parents looking at Snips while he autofellates in public >WTF >Twilight notices me >Alien shit hurts >Twilight runs to me with a net >I'm fat >She gets a bigger net >Can't resist for shit >Skyrim marathons seriously fuck you up >RHINE ENDS HERE ----------------------------------------------------------------
2/x
Schrikvis
>>524300 >Wake up, tied up >I'm still fat, this is reality >Seems to be twilight's library >Spike's sleeping >Can't talk, ballgag >Why the ballgag >Realise she thinks I'm a devilish monkeymutant >I wonder if I can transfer my skyrim savegame to this universe >Hear trotting >Trotting's closing in >Have never been more afraid of the glorious sound of trotting >Hover towards door >See Twilight, coming this way >Spike's dragging a cart with a shitton of scientifical equipment >2 Spikes >One's fake >Check check double check >The sleeping one is the fake one >That crazy bitch >Hover back to the place where I woke up >Hover >OH SHIT I'M HOVERING WHY THE FUCK AM I HOVERING >Assume braindamage >Door opens, Twilight walks in >"Hello there, monkey thing." "hm twmmhght"
>She ungags me "Thanks"
>She's fucking terrified, grabs her checklist >"Speaks Equestrian." "Twilight, what's Equestrian?"
>"Knows my name.. check" >"Knows.." >"HOW IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA DO YOU KNOW MY BUCKING NAME" >Anon saw the pony stuff in skyrim mod-form but aren't really into it "I just do."
"Hey can I get something to drink?"
>"Drinks, check." >"Sure" >Get myself something to drink >I'm still tied up >Still tied up >Tied >Hear something coming from the library >"Is capable of performing basic magic tasks... check" >Wut. >"Come back here and lemme untie you" >Does so >"Onto the intelligence test" >Does she think I'm fucking retarded or something 3/x
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
I started one last night and I want to try to finish it this weekend. I'll repost what I had + what I just wrote.>Day 442 in Equestria, morning. >... One week until your 21st birthday >Most humans your age would be thrilled to be 21 but you can't honestly say you are >You told yourself that your 21st birthday would be the day you left your old life behind and stopped counting days. You're here to stay and there's no point on dwelling on your previous life. >You just didn't think it would get here so quickly. And how much it hurt to leave everything behind. >The time you spent here hasn't been too great. You never made a close connection to any ponies here in Ponyville >Rainbow Dash was always just drink, "bro.", blush, wingboner. You were grateful for the saves from rape attempts but you would have drank yourself to death if you kept that up. >You and Spike were good buds for a while but Twilight became frustrated with how messy her library got without him around. You honestly think she messed it up herself just so she didn't have to be lonely. >You even tried getting along with Lyra. You don't want to revisit those memories. >But it's time to push those thoughts out of your head and get ready for work. >6 months back, Princess Celestia deemed you worthy to be a citizen of her kingdom. What a glorious honor, with all the strings attached >Home ownership, taxes, the works. Speaking of work, it was nearly impossible to find some. >It didn't help that you were a human, or as one potential employer called you, "An ugly-ass mutated fucking monkey." That one really hurt. >In the end there was only one place you knew you could score a job. It had shitty pay, shittier co-workers, and it was quite a walk from town. >Sweet Apple Acres.
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>524478 >'Eugh, Istill can't believe that no one has caught Applejack fondling me with her eyes.' >This thought passing through your head has become a part of the work day routine. >You shake the thought off as you enter town. >Goddddddd, you really just want to go home, shower, and sleep. Too bad it's still only 3 o' clock. >And you're out of food >You have a few bits left to spend, just enough to hold you over until payday tomorrow. >You begin thinking to yourself as you buy the cheapest food in the market. >'A carrot and two tomatoes sound okay for dinner. And for desert... celery!' >"Excuse me, Anon?" >'Aw shit this could be hella dope if I can find some peanut butter worth...' >"Anon?" >'Ugh, fuck, one bit. Not happening.' >"Anon!" 2/?
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>524496 "Oh!" You turn around to see a white mare with a purple mane and tail. "Hello Rarity."
>Looking at Rarity you instantly feel like a Ying to her Yang. She is clean and well groomed while you are dirty and sweaty. >"Hello! I see you bought the last of the celery and I need it for stew tonight. I was hoping I could buy it off you for the same price you bought it from the merchant." >Oh man, you really want that celery and peanut butter. But... since you can't afford the PB. "That's fine, I was having second thoughts about buying it anyway."
>"Perfect!" >Three sticks of celery for 3 bits. Holla holla get dolla. >Hmmm... You can get a couple Sweet Apple Apples. Or you cou- >"You must be excited for your upcoming birthday?" >Oh my god someone remembers?!?!?!?!? "Sort of."
>"Oh nonsense, you only turn 21-years-old once! Has Pinkie Pie given you any details about the party? The one she threw for you last year was marvelous!" >It really was, that has to be one of the best memories you have of your Equestrian life. But recently it seems Pinkie Pie has been ignoring you as much as everyone else. "Actually, I haven't been told anything about it."
>"Tsk, oh that's a shame, dear. I suppose I should take the opportunity to claim you for myself that evening, then. >What? >"It'll be nice to have a quiet birthday for once. Truly I envy you. So Luciano's at 7 next week?" >Wait. Um, what? That was unexpected; you don't know what to say. "yeh ok"
>That you guess. >"Maaaarvelous, dear." She begins to walk away with the celery you suddenly want back. "And this is a formal restaurant, mind you. Dress accordingly!" >... >What? 3/?
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>524509 This is where a separation of days comes in so if you think it seem inconsistent you're probably right.
>Unable to find any interest in the pile of books next to your bed, you spend your entire evening weighing the pros and cons of going to dinner with Rarity. >’She is really friendly, and it’ll be nice to have some company for my birthday.’ >’… But she’s a pony.’ >’So? All of my friends are ponies.’ >’Friends? Hahaha, no. And friends don’t ask friends out on dates’ >’She never said it was a date, it will just be a nice dinner between her and I.’ >’Fuck, you’re right she didn’t. Well… you don’t… have anything nice to wear! Haha!’ >He’s right! You mean, you’re right! You have nothing nice to wear! How in the world are you going a tailor to custom fit you a new Tuxedo? >Oh my god you really are dumb, aren’t you? Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>524531 This was supposed to be 4/?
>6 days until your birthday >Day 443 >Today was one of the hardest days of work you’ve had in ages. No food left this morning so you had to haul apples on an empty stomach all day. >But the day was over and it was payday! >It wasn’t much though, only enough to cover your expenses with some left over to get lost in the laundry. >To make things worse, you need to buy formal wear and the only way you can do that is to cut into your food budget. >And let’s not forget that she’ll think you’re a total loser for not having any formal clothing off-hand. >You may have exaggerated that last one a bit. >You take my bag of bits from Applejack without even taking notice of her existence, “I offer upon them the greatest insult an enemy can endure. To be ignored…” Her reaction is always a treat. >You’ve had enough apples today, time to go into town. 5/?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>524531 >how in the world are you going a tailor GAH
>>524544 >Carousel Boutique! >It’s a lot more colorful than you remember. >Not intimidated by the shades of blue, you bravely venture into the dreaded… Boutique! >It’s worse than you imagined. Fabrics! Mannequins! GEMS?! OUTRAGEOUS! BUT TO TOP IT ALL OFF… A GHOST PONY, WHITE AS THE MOON, STANDSIN THE MIDDLE ON THE HORRIFYING BOUTIQUE >”Oh, hello Anon!” >Okay time to serious up, you can see she is a busy mare. “Hi, Rarity! Hey I wanted to talk about what you said yesterday.”
>There is a slightly disappointed look on her face. “Oh, did something come up?” “No we’re still on for next Tuesday. It was about the formal clothes thing. As it turned out, I don’t have any!”
>She sarcastically (I hope) gasps, “You poor, poor man!” “Yes! Every day is tragic and melancholy with such bland fabrics and monotone colors, such as these rags I wear at this very moment!”
>”Oh the horror! But do not worry, human! I have a cure for your aliment, this way!” >You don’t remember Rarity being this fun to be around. >As if she read your mind, Rarity drops the act begins to focus on her work. >”Before I make my measurements I’ll need an idea of what you’re looking for.” “Okay.”
6/?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>You look upon the horse in your room >>You know everything >>Celestia has given you exactly what you wanted >>You now have contrast >>A world of stale colors that blend together >>A world of clear technicolors that explode all over you >>A world of regimented mediocrity >>A world of endless possibilities >>A world of impermanence and decay >>A world of ageless immortality >>A world where you have nothing >>A world where you have friends >>A world that will destroy you >>A world that will love you >>Celestia knows your choice before you do. She always knew. Take me back. Please.>>“Will you obey me?” Yes>>“Will you love me?” Yes>>“Will you accept my... friendship?” Yes>>You are quick to answer each >>There are people better than you in this world >>Stronger people >>People who can tolerate this world >>And while you by no means had the worst life, you are thankful that you met the requisites that lead to Celestia's choice 1/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>524577 >>The Alicorn's horn glowed brightly, and you soon found yourself back in Canterlot palace >>The shackles pry themselves open and fall from you >>“I am a forgiving creature, Anonymous. I hope you now see what you had, and what I offer.” >>Anonymous, for the first time, falls to his knees before Celestia >>No more defiance, no more resisting >>You are at a loss of words, but you are thankful to be back in this world >>“Anonymous, never forget that you were brought here for a reason” >>You nod, remaining silent >>You were never a man of many words >>“I will allow you to keep your memories, Anon. At least until it impedes your purpose. But if you go to such lengths to cross me again...” I will not.
>>She smirks >>“Good. There will be a chariot waiting to take you back to Ponyville. You may go when you are ready.” >>You stand before your benevolent ruler, your goddess. >>Your savior worthy of your unconditional love What would you have me do, there?
>>She plants herself down on her throne and looks upon you once again >>“The one thing humans are best at.” >>“Survive.” >>You take your instruction and, once excused, leave to return to Ponyville 2/x
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
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>>524565 >”First, what is your gem of preference? Ooh! Rubies would work great with your body structure! Yes, and what about frills? I don’t like frills very much so I suppose we can toss that idea out…” >She throws more and more questions your way and you don’t say a damn thing. >30 or so questions later… >”Hmmm… I’ll tell you what, darling, why don’t we toss out what we have here. I have a look in mind for you and I know you’ll love it!” “Uh, sounds like a plan!”
>”Wonderful. Now I just need some measurements and you’ll be on your way” “Before we get started on that I need to know about how much this will cost me.”
>”Oh nonsense, dear. It IS for your birthday, why don’t we call it an early birthday present?” >Oh shit, Rarity is a total bro! >Before you can thank her she begins to manipulate your limbs into what she needs for her measurements. >It doesn’t hurt but you will never get used to being touched by magic. >But before you know it, she is finished and tells you it should be done by Friday. You thank her probably another 40 times before she finally manages to push you out the door. >She is a busy mare, after all. > You begin to walk away when she quickly grabs your attention again with a waving hoof. >She lightly pats her mane and mouths the word, “haircut.” >You give her a thumbs up and turn again towards home. >You really do need a haircut. 7/?
Aaaaand I'm done for the night. Time to sleep for 23 hours because it's Sundaaaaaaay~
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>524600 >>Several hours later you find yourself back at your house >>It's quiet >>But you know that outside your humble domicile, you have a world of friends >>Dashie is your best bro >>Twilight is like a sister >>Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity, while frustrating at times, are on the whole good friends >>When they aren't trying to rape you, anyway >>And, at least, there will be no seven o' clock alarm. >>My little Human >>I used to wonder what blackmail could be >>My little Human >>Until Celestia used it on me >>Sheltered life >>Illusions and lies >>A beautiful world >>Somepony's pawn >>Blind servitude, it's an easy feat >>Manipulation makes it all complete >>My little Human >>Welcome to your eternal rape prison! 3/3
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Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>Night has fallen but your pursuer has not >A line of blood trickles from her nose after your most recent blow >"You just be glad Ah like it rough, sugarcube." >"Fuck you!" >Her face lights up, pupils constricting to pinpricks >"Ah knew you were just playin' hard to get!" >Aw sweet merciful fuck >You've just enough time to scrabble onto your feet and start running before Applejack leaps at you >"Hoo-wee! How'd you know Ah love a good run before buckin'?" >The buildings on the outskirts of Ponyville quickly become a blur >Trees dissolve into a trickling watercolour of greens and browns >You run until your legs cry for mercy and your lungs are near collapsing >And yet you have to keep running, forever just ahead of your would-be captor >To the great desert plains far beyond Equestria >There you treat with the medicine men of the zebras >They give you a salve guarenteed to turn any mare from you forever >Yet Applejack continues, a fire growing behind her eyes >You run to the high mountain kingdom of the gryphons >With your knowledge of technology they happily take you in >Alone one night tinkering with the gear works of a simple gear train you're startled by a knock at your door >There should be no clients at this hour >A robed mare steps in >"Ah've come lookin' for a feller by the name of Anon." >There is time only to throw the gear at her before you take off once more 1/?
Anonymous
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>>523893 I can smell a AFLiM 3!
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>524776 >You run, the monotony of passing landscapes becoming the new background noise to your life >Past nations of crystal and cities of sound >Places where you are hailed as a god and damned as a monster >A ursine species offer guards to protect you for but a handful of cinnamon >Your pursuer makes short work of them, calling to you all the while, a mare consumed >Tales of the two of you spread through the world >They say you are the paramour of a jealous goddess, who has despatched her trusted guardspony to return you >They say it is a great mating ritual of your people, to lead your lover on a great journey so she may prove her worth >They say she is your punishment, having broken the seventh seal of the world and now you are doomed to run its course until it is closed once more >Only you ever hold the truth close to your heart >You run until you come to the end of the world, a great twisting and roiling blackness spread out beyond >She is still with you, her will as strong as yours >You know there can only be one escape from this madness 2/3
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>524830 >She advances, wending back and forth, her hooves dusty and sore >The hat is tipped back, revealing her wide, wild eyes >"We've gone through a lot, ain't we?" >You can't seem to find the words to hold her back >"When the dragons put you in their dungeon I was sure I'd have my way but you used that tooth pretty well. I admire a man who's inventive." >You step back, edging ever closer to oblivion >"But Ah think we both knew this could only ever have ended one way." >"Yes, we did." >You cannot go on >You cannot live a life forever pursued by or eternally damned in the embrace of this Fury >With no hesitation you cast yourself off into the void >And that's when a giant white fucking horse appears under you >"Anon, you have gone through so much to escape this. Why would you think this should be your only end?" >You cannot speak, you cannot >Not when your salvation has been delivered unto you on such seraphic terms >"You will be taken to my palace and there reside forever more as my consort." >Before you can take the option of the end you are back in Canterlot in a flash of light >There is no escape >There never was 3/3
Eh, I wanted to try something different. Should have spent more time at it.
Anonymous
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>>524609 Can anon hurry up and kill celestia already?
preferably in a rather painful fashion...
goddamn blackmail and smug people piss me off.
Schrikvis !qPfjIG2EW.
>>524310 >SPIKE! LET THE GLORIOUS INTELLIGENCE TESTING COMMENCE! >Feel like a labrat >She gets her labcoat >That labcoat rustles both my jimmies and my balls >This feels quite awkward >Hey she's getting a chalkboard >She writes the alphabet on the chalkboard >"Are you familiar with this?" >Hell yeah "Yes. It's the alphabet. A series of signs used to form words."
>"Knows the alphabet... check." >DON'T WORRY I AM SCIENCE >"Write your name on the chalkboard, please." >Gets chalk, writes name without using hands >The sheer potential of doing stuff while having both hands free suddenly smashes itself onto my brain >"A...N...O...N?" >"Anon? That's your name?" "Yes, Twilight."
>"It doesn't even say something about you. It's just a stupid shortcut for calling you, is it?" >She's got a point >Humans are retarded "That's right."
>"But your parents gave it to you, didn't they?" >Realise they're dead by now >Who cares I've got my twaifu "Yes, they did."
>"Basic parental care... check." "What does that have to do with intelligence?"
>"None of your business." "It IS my intelligence, you know."
>"Whatever." >Whatever "Next question?"
>"How long does your... species usually live?" "About 80-90 years."
>"." >Spike suddenly stops doing whatever he was doing >Awkward silence 4/x
Schrikvis !qPfjIG2EW.
>>525126 "Is that... is that short or something?"
>".." >She glares at me like she's looking at some sort of halfgod idiot who just discovered he's not invincible >"Spike, get the colorscheme" >Oh boy. Here we go. >"From left to right, name the colors." >She thinks I'm an idiot "Red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple, black, grey, lightgrey, darkgrey, pink, turqoise, why the buck are the bottom row all the same color?"
>I said buck >Blending into foreign societies >Zim must have had that feel >"Lightfrequencyinput... Doesn't exceed infrared." >Is that even a word >Pony science >"Now, take a book and read it." Reading? Really?
>I take a huge heavy book with 200+ pages That'll teach her
>Read the book >Done within a few minutes >Few minutes >AmIawizard.jpg >"Magically enhanced reading capabilities.. Check." >What I'm not supposed to have that. >"ONTO THE SOCIALIZING SKILLS :D" >"Let's get you to meet my friends!" >I just worked myself up from a monkey monster to a social being in less than 20 minutes >Spike runs off to get what I presume is his personal rarity-themed set of parfume >"I'll go get a shower, alright? You stay here." >How do pone showr? >She tied me up again, no ballgag >I can do all sorts of amazing magic stuff but I can't untie a fucking rope >Magicsnortsnort.avi She doesn't trust me enough to leave me untied.
>I'm still a freaky mutant ape >She wants me to meet her friends >Oh god I read about this >Shit. 5/x
Schrikvis !qPfjIG2EW.
>>525165 >Done showering, comes downstairs, wet mane >HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG >HAHA! THEY TOLD ME I COULD NEVER TEACH A BONER TO NOT RISE! >NO BONER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >Thankfully she has no idea whatsoever >Unties, but now this collar >Why the collar? I'm not your fucking dog! I'm an intelligent human being with dreams and feelings! "I'm not your bucking dog! I'm an intelligent human being with dreams and feelings!"
>Negotiating helped >Free at last! >Walking is for douchebags, hovering masterrace reporting in >feelsgoodman.vtf >"Let me first introduce you to fl-" "Fluttershy."
>"Do you know all our names or what?" "Yes."
>"How?" >"Alternate universes." >She happily trots along the road. I follow. >Implying she's going to Fluttershy's house instead of to some underground sex dungeon where she'll keep me forever >Shit. 6/x
Anonymous
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>>523893 Too weeaboo for me, sorry bro
Schrikvis !qPfjIG2EW.
>>525365 >Why can't I hold all these possible accidents? >Suddenly, Fluttershy's home >Everything went better than expected, to be honest >Twilight gently opens the door (read; Twilight forces the door open because Fluttershy won't open it) >Fluttershy's nowhere to be seen "Hello Angle."
"Aww, you're one sweet little guy, could you tell me where Fluttershy is?"
>"Anon, I'd no-" >Angle's alpha as fuck and roundhouse kicks my fucking face Angle's no bro.
>I thought he was just an asshole towards fluttershy and Spike >Lie on the ground bleeding >"FLUTTERSHY COME QUICK ANGLE ROUNDHOUSE KICKED ANON'S FUCKING FACE" >Fluttershy arrives with a bandaid box specifically ment for this accident >"Angle, no. We've talked about roundhouse kicking someone's fucking face before." >Oh god her squirrel army is carrying something like the mindless pikmins they are >"This poor little burned cocon is something I've never seen before. What could it be?" >"I have no idea." is Twilight's uninspired response. >Welp. >Where'd that irken shit go again? Hand's still hurt. >"Fluttershy, I'd like you to meet Anon." >She didn't notice me up untill now >She's fucking blind, for sure. >"Ooh. The poor little thing. What is it? It looks like a glorified monkey." >"That's because that's what it essentially is. Except it has magic." >"Does it have a penis?" >NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE Anonymous
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Okay. After finally finishing all these stories i have to say... I much prefer the "Rainbro dash" threads, these stories all are a bit grimderp seems that I'm the minority however. Ah well it was fun while it lasted.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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holy shit! you guys were busy last night. finishing off one thread and diving headfirst into another!
>>522155 I'll do this as a oneshot, because I find the concept highly hilarious
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
> morning > morning routine > head out on the town, see what's up with the world > everyone's crowded around the central plaza what's going on here?> Lyra responds > "didn't you hear? they found another human!" > I should be overjoyed, but something tells me this is bad. > Mayor calls me up on stage to meet the new human > "GOOD DAY, MY NAME STRELNIKOV" > he's clearly of Russian decent > his breath reeks of vodka hello strelnikov, how did you get here?> "I MAKE PARTY WITH MANY WOMENS, AND WAKE UP IN HORSE PLACE" > I really don't like this guy what are you planning to do now that you are here?> 'I BRING BEST OF MOTHER RUSSIA, GUNS AND VODKA" > that's really not good > take mayor to the side mayor, this man is dangerous, really dangerous, he is going to bring things from the human world that would destroy all happiness in Equestria> "oh my, anon, what should we do?" Twilight? Can you come up here for a moment> "BAHAHAHA SILLY HORSE, HORSES CANNOT BE PURPLE, STOP PURPLENESS" > she gives him a glance before joining the growing discussion circle > "why did you call me anon?" this man is extremely dangerous, and we need to send him back. Now.> "I'll have to find some spells, but I can try" how soon can you have it done?> "two days, tops" I guess that'll do, in the mean time, mayor, imprison him> she calls the guards > "WHY TAKE ME AWAY? WHAT OF MY PARTY WITH MANY WOMENS?" sorry strelnikov! it's standard procedure, we lock away foreigners until we can find them a proper place to live, and a job.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>526198 > "YOU SEND ME GULAG FOR NO REASON!" > he struggles, but the guards overpower him and take him away > "thanks for warning us" mayor, believe me, I do not want to keep this man here
> several days pass > Twilight shows up at my house, spell in hoof alright, now to find strelnikov
> go to the city jail > he's passed out on the floor, drunk figures, alright twilight, get him out of here
> twilight poses, and casts away > strelnikov disappears oh thank goodness he's gone
> "what would he have done if we didn't get him out of here?" god have mercy on us if he stayed
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
I read all the stories (and played some tf2) and I gotta say something.>Wuten your story was really cool! The Snow and Hearts Warming Eve, perfect idea!>Aether Your "new" AFLIM series is really grimdark but better than every thriller book I've read. Really absorbing story, looking forward to read more!>Albert Reginald you gave the hole raping storys a new side. Just awesome! loved to read it.>The Shermanator The boxing storys were really really cool. Loved it. The end was really, I just though "Holy fucking fuck!". Awesome ending one of my favorites.>Leucine The 3part story was really cool. Remind me a bit of Catch me if you can. but only a bit.>There is no escape >There never was My blood ran cold. Really good ending. Hope i havn't missed someone. There were also some good Anonymous storys that I enjoyed pretty much. Also the Luna and Anon story from last thread was one of my favorite ones. Also thanks to everyone for contribooting!
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>526210 Luna and anon would be me, I'm glad you enjoyed it so much.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>526268 HA!
I allmost forgot my favorite writer!
>Tsarroman Oh fuck your short storys make me laugh every time. EVERY FUCKING TIME. I can't read them without laughing like a crazy fuck. I really enjoy your short storys the most. Please keep writing!
Anonymous
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>526305 not sure if compliment, or subtle way of saying my long stories suck >.>
I will keep writing though, it's so much fun to do this, especially with all the positive feedback from these great writers and readers
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>526362 Oh well sorry. It seems I wrote that wrong.
>I enjoy your storys. I want moar! This is how I should have written it.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>526421 very good sir! I will get writing, but for right now, I need to wake up a little more
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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this thread is falling through the cracks? Unacceptable
Anonymous
>>526452 So glad it was you who did the Strelnikov story, my stomach hurts from laughing
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>526992 I'm glad you, or whoever the anon was, suggested it. I wouldn't have ever dreamed of writing it had someone not thought of it
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
The others are probably asleep If they're sleeping like 7:00 - 15:00. So lets wait and hope for some good Storys
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>Wake up to a crash in your house >Walk downstairs >OH BOY Its Lyra and Fluttershy >They apparently broke into the house at the same time to try and have their way with me/feel my hands, but are now arguing with each other >I don't have time for this, all these attempts at sex/feel my hands have made you forget the real reason why your there >This ends tonight >As they argue, the maw that is your mouth widens into horrible proportions >The fingers on your hand pop off and start forming hands with out bodies on their own >Your chest collapses in on it'self revealing a dark abyss > Finally you screech >Both finally turn around to see you >Jesus Christ >They run to the door, but it's covered in disembodied hands >Lyra looks like shes not sure whether this is delightful or horrifying >You screech again as the hands converge upon them >Both ponies, covered in hands, stare onto the beast that was once Anon >Soon, fragments of what was once your soul step out of your chest to begin their dark work
Anonymous
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why have i not minimized this thread yet
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>527073 I keep forgetting that the times on these threads are an hour ahead of me. I guess I could do a few shorts just to keep those who are here entertained
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>527081 >You bellow out "P͉͇͈̥͓̻͎ͧͨṘ̪̰̻̳̗̌ͫ̅̕È̖̲̗͓̭P͈̠̘͎͔ͣA̻̝̻̋ͣͭͬ̽R̘̥ͭ̓͛͑ ̂͛E̲̬͕̻̮̫̼̓ ̺̘̗̜͓̪͑͒̎ͤ̾̀̈Y̡̒O̴̮ͧͦU̮͂ͪ̀R̶ͪ̇͛S̘͙̹̜̓͋̄͌É͓̞͍͗́͊͞L̿ͧͨ͒
̃̒͛́V͓̰͛ͬ͂E͝S͎̳͖ͫ̇ ͈̫̝̰̫͑̈́ͪF͈O̲̱̖̳̝̠̻ͮ̍̚R̺͛̆ͣ ͍͇͇̀ͧ͊͛̉̅T̜̭̉̍̉̕Ĥ̨͚̭̄ͮÊ̖̼̯͕͎͒ͥ ̢̪͓̗͍S̢̘̹̐̿̽ͫ̂͌U͇̜̘͕̣B̸̼͍̐̉J̱̾͋̐̔̔̿U͉̠̦͚̺͛͋ͪ͝G͖͍̖͉̟̝̼
͐ͥ̿̑̎ͧ̈A̢̰̪̹͗̃͊̐ͪT̙̪̑̓I̩̼͔̞̜̪͕ͩͤͣ͛͗͋Ǫ͇̠̖̝̥̰ͨ͐͐̏N̡̲̾̊
̈́"
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>527126 wow.....Zalgo. Kudos man, I never thought I'd see the day that someone brought that to the pony boards
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>527126 >The next morning >You see Lyra and Fluttershy walking down the street >You screech at them as what was your normal face is quickly shifted into a nightmare of an expression >They look at you, and mimic the facial features while screeching back to you >The corruption of Equestria begins now.... Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>527151 lol not everything can end in smiles and cupcakes
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>527091 I'm from germany it's 16:30 here. I hate the different timezones.
Anonymous
Jolly
Alright guys. Time to write my first greentext story beyond when I wrote
http://pastebin.com/QHWkMDY8 for Aether.
Lets get this fuck on a roll.
>Day 572 in Ponyville >You, Rainbro and Pinkie are out in the park >Pinkie is absolutely cocked on LSD and you and Rainbro are laughing your asses off >She tries to do a cartwheel, but forgets what she's doing mid-jump and just falls, laughing "Damn, Pinkie, what, did you pass out?"
>"Uh... Pfft! I don't pass out!" >Rainbro is fucking dying >"Holy hell Pinkie, you're so damn high!" >Pinkie looks back and gets giddy again >"Silly-filly! You should see what I'm like at a REAL party!" >If this is going where you think it's going, you won't be bored Friday night "I'd love to see that, for one."
>"Me too, Pinks," says Dash, still chuckling >"Well this Friday... >Bingo >"...I'm heading to this BIGGIE BIGGIE BIG SUPER DUPER RAVE PARTY! And you two could come if you want!" >You and Rainbow don't even have to look at each other >"Buck YES!" "For SURE!"
>premise_established.mp3 lets get through this one by 2, ok guise?
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>527428 >Pinkie on LSD You got my attention...
Anonymous
>>527327 2 questions.
1. Why is anon living so long?
2. Why is ponies living so short? I mean granny apple is like 300, surely others mist live for a decent lifetime.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
> walking around ponyville > suddenly, it starts to rain > nobody else notices the rain > realize, it's only raining on me > walk some more, hoping to get out of the rain > it follows me > lightning strikes > hear a snort, followed by laughing Rainbowdash!> no response Rainbowdash! Knock it off!> still raining Why are you doing this?> finally she looks out from behind the cloud > seems me soaking wet > yucks it up again Well? Why are you doing this?> she finally gets that I'm upset > "I'm sorry anon, but it was just too good to pass up" right> head home > get changed, dry off > knock at the door
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>527502 (pt. 2)
> it's Rainbowdash yes?
> "I wanted to apologize for earlier" well, that's kind of you
> "You know I don't hate you right?" yes, why would I think you do?
> "well...I'm not always the nicest pony in town" that doesn't mean I hate you
> she perks up a little > "I just treat you this way because......" > she trails off hmm? because why?
> "it's....it's hard to explain" > suddenly, a huge downpour from outside here, come in
> "thanks anon" > she's blushing slightly we can't have you out in that mess
> "yea, I forgot about those storms today" so what were you talking about?
> "I don't remember" > she's lying sure you do, you were saying about why you always pull pranks on me
> "oh...right" well?
> "well.....it's because I like you" well I like you too
> "no, like I really like you" > she's practically whispering this > she's embarrassed to admit it > "I know, it's stupid, but you're just amazing" > she's sniffling rainbowdash
> she looks over, teary eyed > hug her > she blushes tremendously > "anon" it took a lot of courage to admit that
> "yea... I suppose it did" Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>527531 so how come everyone else tries to rape me, but you don't?
> "they're all just crazy" > I giggle yea, I guess they are
> she giggles back > suddenly we both break out into laughter > we eventually calm down how long are the storms scheduled for?
> "all night" I don't suppose you want to stay the night here?
> her eyes widen > "s-sure anon" > I'm feeling weird about this > At first, I didn't feel the same way about Rainbowdash > but she is the first pony to not try to rape me > and she is a pretty awesome person > we spend the night talking have you read any good books?
> "daring do, man I wish I were her" you've had your fair share of adventures
> she yawns > "yeah, I guess I have" ready for bed?
> "I think so" > get changed for bed > she didn't watch > hop into bed > she hops in too > she squirms her way against me > nuzzles my chest and she gets cozy > she sighs > "good night anon" goodnight Rainbowdash
> we sleep together > not a rape to be had > I could get used to this Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>527256 Deutsch anon, where in Germany are you?
Jolly
>>527428 >Three days pass and BOOM it's Friday >Waiting for Dash to come back home >You're still rooming with her until you can find somewhere besides your burned-down-house to live in >So far it's been RADICAL >She comes home >You've already got a couple shots of Applejack Daniels ready to start the night off right >"Damn, Anon, you know how to welcome a lady home!" "You getting pumped for tonight?
>She's already downed her shot >"Shit is gonna be OFF THE HOOK! Did you buckin' Vinyl Scratch is playing?" "She's all the way from Manehattan!"
>"She made the trip! It's gonna be THAT jammin!" >You down your shot and almost smash it on the table "Damn this is gonna ROCK!"
>You and Dash head out for the rave >It's all the way on the other side of Ponyville, but eventually you get there >To your suprise: >It's, apparently, in Applejack's new apple cellar. Her huge-ass, sound-system and neon light-loaded apple cellar. >Fuck, now you've got to worry about Applerapist's rufies in your E. >>527473 It gets swaggier.
Captcha: acid eelwayb
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>527561 Near Düsseldorf.
Also I like your story so far keep it up!
Anonymous
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>>527495 I can only answer the first, which is that the original thread was a "what five things do you take when you get stranded in Equestria" topic, with the added condition that you're unaffected by magic and live forever like Celestia and Luna.
Alternately, pic related.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>527610 While Rainbro and Anon talked I thought of Awesome Reach. I don't know why. I thought how they flip shit like the two Reach guys and I laughed.
Jolly
>>527610 >You enter the Apple cellar into a sea of ponies that looks like a scene from Batman: Forever >Holy shit you look like some kind of strange god as you descend in your human form >thepartydontstarttilliwalkin.jpg >The first thing you notice is how kick-ass this cellar is >It's all rigged with neon and flashing lights and it's so big it looks like some underground apocalypse-survival-complex >"This... is... AWESOME!" >Dash is enjoying herself >The second thing you notice is how kick-ass this beat is. >You and the Dash immediately seek out Pinkie Pie >After wading through bodies and saying hi to familiar faces every now and then, you spot the pink party pony; stone-cold sober >"Oh HEY Anon! Welcome to the party!" "Yo! Pinks! You didn't tell me Applejack threw down parties like this!"
>"Yeah, Pinkie, this is 200% awesome!" >A voice comes from behind >"Ah'm glad ya' like it, you two." >Fuck, Applejerk. "Oh, hey Jacks."
>"'Sup!" Dash mimics >>527791 >"DUDE." >"ARE YOU READY?" >"FOR DJ PON-3?!" "READY?"
"READY."
"DOESN'T."
"EVEN."
"FUCKING."
>readitinthosevoices.jpg Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>527627 damn, I had hope that you were an exchange student I'm hosting from a small village near Biedenkopf.
> wake up the next morning > Rainbowdash is in your arms > contemplate your feelings on this > it's nice, to have someone who legitimately cares > but still....she's a pony > she stirs > "uhh..hey anon" good morning rainbowdash, do you want breakfast?
> "sure, sounds good, wake me up when it's ready" > slide out of bed > start cooking some eggs > still trying to figure out how I feel > make the eggs over-medium > add some toast, figure I'll make an egg sandwich > hear slow, hoof falls down the stairs good morning sleepyhead
> she grumbles something > clearly, not a morning person > sits at table, and eats her eggs > slowly, she seems to wake up > "anon...about last night" what about it?
> "are...are we together now" > I can't respond I'm, not sure
> "me either" do you want to be?
> "I think so" I...I just don't know
> "what's wrong" I'm not sure if I can
> "why? is there something wrong with me" not just you, all of the ponies in equestria
> "oh..." > she looks thoroughly upset" don't get me wrong, I like you, I just don't know how to handle a relationship with a pony
> "well....can you try?" for you, anything
> she nuzzles my arm > "well, I've got to report to the weather team" alright dash, I'll see you later
> she leaves Jolly
>>527871 >"Hay, Rainbow! Hey, Anon." She says your name just a bit more seductively. Not a good sign. >As she gets a little closer you can tell she's either been drinking or she's on something by the way she's putting her hooves down. >"Yall' havin' a good time?" "This party is RAD!"
>Rainbow tries to act cool >"Swag." >"Good. Yall' enjoy yer'selves, an' Ah'll probably come an' find yall' when the party really kicks up!" >She goes off into the cround and you can see her dancing past a wall of people >Damn, for a simple working redneck pony, she can bucking DANCE >She's drawing crowds now. >You're bucking famous across EQUESTRIA for your amazing bi-pedal freaky-dance skills >No way in hell is she stealing your thunder. >Turn around "Yo, pinks, you got any hits of anything?"
>"Thought you'd never ask, Anon! I got the Red kind, the Blue kind, the SKY Blue kind, the BLACK kind, the kind with Smily faces..." "Just gimmie something that'll give me some dance-fuel."
>"Cutting a rug, Anon? Gettin' down? You want Derpy's shit!" >She pulls a tab with a drawring of a muffin on it out of nowhere >Dash looks on as you hit it >Bucking nothing >Bucking nothing >"Anon, you feeling it yet?" "Yeah, Pinkie, I think maybe Derpy might have blown this ba-
>Holy shit >Limbs trembling >Ponies becoming monsters >Lights secreting liquids >SWAG. LEVELS. OFF. THE. CHARTS. Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>527908 (pt. 5)
> spend whole day mulling over what happened > rainbow stops by later in the day > "hey anon, what's up?" oh nothing, how was weather team?
> "set up a few showers, let some wind blow, the usual" sounds nice
> "how do you feel...about us?" what's that?
> "how do you feel about us, being together?" well, to be honest, my head's spinning
> "why?" it's difficult to wrap my head around, it happened so fast
> "are you regretting it?" no, I wouldn't say that
> "then what's wrong?" I...I think we should make it less official
> her ears fall > "why?" I'm not ready for this, you've only just told me you love me
> she's heartbroken, I can see it but don't worry rainbow, I know that I like you, and I can tell that one day you'd make a great special somepony for me.
> she perks up a little > "do you really think so?" yes, and we can still hang out with each other, in fact, I really do want to hang out with you. I just want to have a little more time to, develop our relationship
> she's renewed, a little bit > "yea, ok anon, sounds good" > give her another hug thanks for understanding
> she blushes tremendously > "no problem anon, I guess I'll see ya around." I look forward to it
there we go, I think that's a good place to end this story.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>527908 Haha no way!
Cool thing to see a german writer.
I thought every wirter in this thread is english.
Nice to see another gerfag.
Anonymous
>>527994 Whoah, I didn't think Equestria had any drugs (besides alcohol of course), but I guess I was wrong. Oh, and please continue for the sake of my unrustled jimmies.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>528091 pssht, nah. I'm Texan, why do you think I say y'all so much? Sorry to disappoint. I'm hosting a kid from Biedenkopf while he's here for a month, and then I'm going to spend a month there. I do speak a bit of German, enough for a decent conversation.
Jolly
>>527994 >You bust through the melting wall of ponies to a medieval dance-Colosseum to face off to the death with AJ >She only has to look at you once before it's all-out war. >Applejack fuckin' does some kind of spinning shit >You do that same spinn-y shit, but with, like, a backflip >You actually have been just standing there, imagining yourself doing these things >Okay, really dance now. >You manage to pull off some michael-jackson shit including a moonwalk and you execute it surprisingly well >AJ responds with some more buck-y pony-dance >She's gliding her hooves on the cement like a boss >She does, like, a side-flip >You should do a side-flip too >You just do a cartwheel toward her >Wait >Now your body is hurdling towards Applajack at what feels like a million miles per hour >SWERVE TO AVOID, SWERVE TO AVOID >You manage to land on your feet in a powerstance, right in back of AJ >She's still going strong >All of a sudden, she starts grinding up on you >Fuck it, son, you're high as hell >You start grinding back >This goes on a while >que drug-induced black-out >>528103 RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE
YEAH
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
>>527994 >Derpys shit Haha oh wow.
The first drug story and it's funny so far.
>>528131 Haha misunderstood. Fuck feel like an idiot.
Well whatever. You will enjoy germany. I can tell you that.
Also nice story, good ending. Baw but a bit hope awesome mix.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>528184 I plan to enjoy it, though I do wish I could go more toward Bayern, but I will enjoy it nonetheless. And thanks, it always makes me happy to hear people connecting with it emotionally
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
"GET UP YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN">"Do I hav-" the young filly mumbled "IF I KNEW THE YEAR THIS WAS, ID TELL YOU THE YEAR AND THEN TELL YOU I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DON'T DO THIS. BUT I DON'T, SO GET UP AND GET READY">The young pony stayed in bed >"I am not going to do what he tells me...he's not my dad" the filly muttered >5 minutes passed as she returned to sleeping when the door busted open "Okay, I tried yelling, but thats not getting you up, look need to get ready, school starts in 45 minutes">The pony tried to ignore him "I don't understand what the problem is, but we can talk about it af-">"Your not my dad, you don't control me" the pony snored out >Anon, seeing that the extra mouth he was feeding was giving him sass, carefully pinched the back of the pony's neck and lifted her from her bed "I don't know whats gotten into you, but last I checked, it was required by law that you go to school, so if your gonna get mad at me over that, you are barking up the wrong tree">The pony, blinking, stuck her tongue out at Anon >Thinking heard as to why he should even care, he finaly found somthing "Congratulations, I found a single Fuck, it's my gift to you">"Whats a 'Fu-"" the pony was about to ask until he rushed her to the bathroom >Grabbing the toothpaste, he squeezed it onto the toothbrush and forced it in her mouth "Normally I'd trust you to take your own bath, but we have nether the time or will to deal with your resistance...Drink" >Anon showed her a glass of water for her to rinse out her mouth >Realizing that the minor stinging of the toothpaste might get annoying, she drank and spit it out
Unamazing Writefag
All right, I'm up. Damn, this thread grew. Nice work, gentlemen. Slowly cooking up the next installment of my story because I cannot into planning.
Jolly
>>528159 >hurdling towards APPLEJACK >applajack I'm fuck.
>Now you're sitting at a bar. Maybe? >The 'keep comes over and plops a shot down in front of you. >Yep, it's a bar >You're noticeably more sober now, Derpy's mega-acid must have worn off a little >You consider leaving that shot there, but you knock it back anyways >What the fuck happened between grinding Applejack and now? >And then it hits you >The last thing you were doing when you blacked out was grinding Applerapist >Swag levels significantly decreased >Now you've gotta go on a mission to figure out what the hell happened >"Yo, Anon, you okay?" >Turn to the left >No pony there >Turn right >Holy fuck >DJ PON-3 is sitting right the fuck next to you at the bar "Oh shit. Fuck."
>"Dude what?" "DUDE. YOU'RE FAMOUS."
>"Yeah? What is it, wanna go down on me or somethin'" >You think at that sentence for a second "...did I?"
>Vinyl is looking at you funny and you're praying you didn't rustle her jimmies, because she's your only lead right now. "Wait, I can explain that."
>"Mmh hmm?" "I just woke up. I blanked out for the last... whenever. Uhh... Can you help me?"
>Vinyl stares at you like you're fucking nuts, then she starts to crack up Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
I had an idea for a story in which Anon accidentally becomes king of the Diamond Dawgs after escaping from the clutches of Rapity, Applerape, and Sluttershy, does it sound good or bad?
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>528277 >Still with the filly's scruff pinched in his hand, he went down stairs, he grabbed her breakfast lettuce sandwich and marched out the door "Here's the deal, you eat right now as I get you to class or you wait until the teacher provides you with lunch"
>Normally he would let her walk to class, seeing that he might embarrass her being the only human here, but this morning he was going to make sure of it > Realizing that she was overpowered, she bit from the sandwich he was holding in front of her as he walked her to her school. >Upon arriving at the school, he saw a few the other locals, most who shot him weird looks, mostly because a bipedal ape was taking care of one of their own.... but right now he did not care, he had work to get done and a adopted daughter who was getting pissy with him >Dropping her in front of the school, she finished her sandwich "Ill be back when schools out to pick you up"
>"Why can't I walk home? You always let me walk home" "Because if your angry enough at me to ignore me asking you to get out of bed, then you're probably angry enough at me to just not come home at all"
>"It's not my real home anyways" "Look, we can argue the definition of home after you finish school, hell ask the teacher what the definition means, then you might be able to argue on even terms with me"
>"What's 'hel-" "Pony hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of resistance, now go to class"
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
>>528372 Oh God, is it bastard kid of Anon and Applerape?
Unamazing Writefag
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>>528358 Sounds good to me.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>528353 boy, I tell you hwat, never in my twenty years of selling propane and propane accessories, have I ever heard a story as interesting as this. Please, continue
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>528372 Anon, the greatest father. This is good keep posting
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>528399 naw, just a orphaned filly that Anon took pity on
>>528372 >Hours had passed, school was about out when Anon arrived >Seeing the little Filly with her friend, he gave her a look, she knew that she needed to come with him now >After saying farewell, they started walking home >Silence was the big chunk of the walk, until the filly could not stand it and started to try and erode him >"They say you eat flesh" the filly muttered "Yeah, won't lie about that"
>"My class mates say that your just keeping me around to plump me up and eat me" "I don't eat horse, or pony, and before you ask, I don't eat donkey or mule ether"
>The conversation returned to silence...it was unsettling for her, she tried something else to get his goat >"I hate you" she muttered "Go ahead, hate me, nothing I can really do about it"
>She could not stand this passive aggressive attitude of his any more >"I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOUR NOT A PONY, I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOUR NOT NORMAL, I HATE YOU BECAUSE THAT MAKES ME NOT NORMAL, THEY TEASE ME ABOUT BEING THE ADOPTED DAUGHTER OF A MONSTER, A CANNIBAL WHO WOULD THINK OF NOTHING TO EAT THE ENTIRE TOWN" she was in tears now >He stopped, looked down on her, and picked her up gently "Sweetie, if I wanted to eat all of Ponyville, I would have done it a long...long time ago"
>She was in tears and he did not know how to comfort her "Look...how about we get you something from Sugercube corner... it might help"
>With her in his arms he made a Uturn heading straight back to Ponyville Jolly
>>528353 >Once vinyl finished up her studio audience imitation, you remind her that you need her to explain some shit >"Ahaha.. oh Celestia, you're bucking funny! Dude, I'm sorry, I can't help you. I've just been talking to you for the past few minutes, I don't know much." >Fuck. "Well.. what was I talking about? Maybe I said something that can give me a clue or something."
>After another fucking laughing-fit, Vinyl starts to regail your ocnversation >"Okay... okay... I sat down, and then you were all like, 'DUDE, YOU'RE FAMOUS', and then I was all like, 'Yeah, whatever', then you got kinda sad. I was like, 'What's up', and you started mumbling stuff I couldn't hear over the beats. It was something about a video tape and a back room and... Pinks? That's all i know." >So you're looking for a tape, and pinkie pie, and a back-room of some sort. Looking around, you appear to be even deeper into this massive batcave of an apple cellar. there has to be a back room somewhere. "Dude, you have no idea how much that helps me. What time is it, anyways?"
>Vinyl scoffs at you once again and replies, "Dude, it's... it's around 11. >It was about 8 when you were dancing. "Fuck, I've been out since 8. That's 3 hours."
>Vinyl laughs her ass off, and it's starting to annoy you. >"Dude... ahhahaha! Dude, you've GOTTA learn to buckin' handle your acid!" >You think for a moment. "Dude, Scratch... if you're here... who's playing tunes?"
>The DJ pony points a hoof to the back of the room, there the DJ's lair is. >"Dude... the Queen's covering for me. She does it all the buckin' time... she rocks!" >Your turn >Holy fuck >The Queen is a pink blur across the turn tables Sorry if I'm slow.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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>>528574 >My dad was a cannibal Jolly
>>528590 Fuck Google chrome.
I had the whole next post written up and sudenly
>Aw snap >we had trouble displaying this webpage Fuck me.
I'll be back in a little bit after I RE-FUCKING WRITE ALL OF THAT.
JIMMIES=RUSTLED
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>528574 >She was sleepy after eating all that ice cream >Anon carried her home, letting her rest >He knew that junk food was not enough to enforce that he cared for her, but for now it was enough to show that he was trying to understand what she was going through >She moved around in his arms, trying to get more comfortable >"I still hate you" she mumbled while going to sleep >Hearing that only reminded him of the times he told that to his mom, his mom would just ignore it >But the truth is that maybe he needed to see about giving her to another family if this was really hurting her -
>She he saw her on that road years ago, he took pity, she looked lost and was crying that her mom left her there >So he stayed with her >8 hours had passed and no sign, so he took her to the local police >Days later the police came by to tell me that her mom or dad had not picked her up yet, and that she was going to be put up for adoption >A little later I came by to just see if she was alright >She was in tears, but she seemed some what happy to see him >It was enough for him to request that he gain custody over her and had been taking care of her ever since -
>He tucked her in and started shutting the house down. Tomorrow was Saturday, so he would have enough time to talk to her about what she really wanted, but right now, he needed sleep Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>528799 ain't it a bitch. I'll write a oneshot while we wait
> walking down a trail > come to the schoolhouse > Miss Cheerilee spots me > "hello anon, would you like to come in and talk to the students?" I don't see why not
> "now class, this is Mr. Anon" > whole class > "hello mr. anon" hello class, I've been invited by your lovely teacher to speak to you
> "that's right class, he's going to talk about friendship" well, being the only one of my kind here, finding friendship was difficult for me
> snobby student interrupts > "oh boo-hoo" > "diamond tiara, shush!" anyway, I was really quite lonely. I had no one to talk to, no one to help me, but eventually all you wonderful ponies accepted me
> Miss Cheerilee chimes in, not content to let the talk end. > "what was it like, becoming friends with people different from your own?" it was strange...where I'm from, there's a lot of negativity based on people who are different. So I had to get over that. Not to mention, where I'm from, ponies can't speak.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
> applebloom hops up in her desk > "ponies can't talk?" no, they don't speak> "any more questions for Mr. Anon?" > silence > "alright, class dismissed" > all the fillies run out of the classroom > I stick around an chat with Cheerilee > "thanks for coming in to talk" no problem Cheerilee, I had nothing to do today anyway> "things sure are different from where you're from" yeah, they are> "do they romance women like stallions do mares?" well, I suppose they do> "would you like to demonstrate how?" mmm.....no thanks> back away > she starts approaching me > "come now, anon, don't you want a special some pony?" nothing against you, but I'm not looking for anyone right now> run away it's not that funny, nor is it all that sexual, it's just a quick little scribble down before I grab myself some lunch.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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>>528983 >>528994 That's funny because
Cheerilee is my waifu. Jolly
>>528590 >You say goodbye to Vinyl and start to enter the crowd of ponies that surrounds the DJ's pit >It's getting thicker and thicker as you move in >at this point, you can't move your legs without kneeing somepony in the jaw or flank >You think >There's only one way to spread out a crowd this thick >STOP >HAMMERTIME >You push some ponies to the side and start motherfucking CUTTING A RUG >Ponies are widening out to a huge circle, creating yet another dance-Colosseum >Holy shit, if these ponies knew who MC Hammer was, they'd think you were him >Your buddy Lickety Split has started getting everyp0ny chanting, "AN-NON, AN-NON, AN-NON!" >You're digging on their love as you inch closer and closer to the Queen >suddenly >You climb up and tackle Pinkie to the ground >Parts of the beat go on, some stop entirely >Everyp0ny instantly gets pissed because you harshed the party >Feel slightly bad, but you reserve your energy for keeping the squirming and laughing pinkie on the ground AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>528994 Ha! Nice story. I find it funny how every mare get's fucking horny when anon is around. Just awesome
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Some novel ideas here, folks, I hope you all keep it up. As with Tsarroman I've got a quick thing drawn up. Not sure if it really fits but if if Pinkie is anyone's waifu they should hate it .>"I'd just prefer if we could have a smaller one this year." >"But the more ponies there are the more fun it is! That's the first law of partying!" >"I thought you said you'd be willing to hear out my suggestions." >"I am but not when you're being a party pooper." >Pinkie's mock glaring at you now, leaning over the table you're sharing >You'd been sitting here for the better part of an hour planning your birthday party for this year >Or rather, Pinkie had roped you into helping her plan it >"I am not a party pooper!" >"Yes you are! Party Pooper! >"You know, you'd think ignoring any suggestions to make it better would make -you- the party pooper." >"That doesn't even make any sense! I'm a party -pony- not a party -pooper-!" >Pinkie continues to stare at you for a few moments more before collapsing over the table and into your chest >Her hooves are at your shoulders as her whole body convulses in laughter >It's a sight you've come to love >"Pinkie? Whatever way you want to throw my party I know it'll be great." >And there it is, that smile that could easily bring joy to the most mirthless of souls >Suddenly she leans forward and kisses you lightly upon your lips >It's enough to elicit a gasp from you >"What was that for?" >"'Cause we argued, silly! Oh my gosh! We should argue more often, then we can do this!"
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Morning everyone! (Or afternoon, it's afternoon where I am and I just woke up XD ) Wow, this thread really grew from last time I was on.
Anyway, I've been thinking... My story about Rainbro and the Hearth's Warming-thing was really fun to write. ( Here's the last part for those who missed it:
>>521224 ) But I'm wondering, should I continue it, or not? I really want to, but I can't think of any ideas to genuinely make a good story out of it. So I pose the question to you Anons and writefags: Should I continue it, and if I should, what suggestions do you have for the story?
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>529257 >She starts kissing you furiously, moving down onto your neck and up to nipping at your ears >Between gasps and short fits of laughter you see the Cakes round out of the kitchen, carrying trays of freshly baked cookies >"Pinkie! Wait... wait! We can't, not in front of the Cakes!" >Hearing this Mrs Cake turns to you and smiles widely >"Oh don't mind us, dearies, it's nice to see a young couple in the store. Ah, takes me back to the days when myself and Carrot were still dating..." >She sighs wistfully before yelping suddenly >Turning around she sees Mr Cake with his mouth near her flank >She gives him a reproachful grin >"We're still young, Cup. And having these two around is getting me all frisky." >He gives her flank another little nip, bringing another squeak from his wife >"Carrot! Not in front of them!" >But that grin hasn't passed from her face >Pinkie grabs you and pulls you from the chair >"C'mon, we gotta go make up for the fight!" Jolly
>>529067 >Ponies start screaming, "Fix the tunes, loser!" >A voice comes from the back of the room >"FUCKIN' MAKE WAY!" >Vinyl Scratch parts the sea of bodies like Moses >She walks down the new aisle to the tables and gets back to her post >The music starts pumping with a new song, and it's the best song of the night as far as you remember >But back to squealing Pinkie >"*Giggle*, Ahhaha! Anon, get off! What's up!?" "Pinkie, I need to ask you what happened tonight!"
>She slips out of your grasp in a moment and now she's standing over you >"Hahahh! Oh, Celestia, you blacked out? Oh man! That's so.. funny! You know how to..." >She's clearly taken one of the many drugs she brought with her, probably some E. She falls down next to you like you're in a god damn field of flowers. "Pinkie."
>You grab her face with your hands and get her attention on you again >"Yeah, Anon?" She sounds a little TOO seduced. "Pinkie. What the fuck has happened to me since 8 PM?"
>Pinkie thinks about it for a moment and responds >"Well, first, we were in the park, and I tried to do this awesome cartwheel..." >She's not getting it "No, Pinks, I mean since you gave me that hit of acid!"
>"Oh! Yeah, Jack's stuff! Wait..." "Wait. No. you gave me stuff from Derpy Hooves."
>Her face starts to go slightly white >"...yeaaahhhh." "Pinkie, that stuff WAS from Derpy, right?"
>She looks at you numbly and wiggles her legs a little in her drug-induced euphoria >"The Muffin stuff, yeah?" "YEAH."
>"Yeah, that's Applejack's. I mean Derpy's. You're Anon, right?" Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>529298 >Pinkie's room is an explosion of warm colour tones, much like the mare herself >Vivacious pinks and bubbly blues intermingle, reminding you of the lovely mare dragging you to her bed >With a thump the two of you fall on to it and Pinkie snuggles up close to you >She looks into your eyes for a moment before giggling softly >"What's so funny?" >"You are!" >Oh yeah? Is this funny?" >You reach down and start tickling at her stomach, making her laugh uproarously >This is why you love Pinkie, everything she does is wrapped up in utter joy >She can go from sensual to silly in a heartbeat and you wouldn't have it any other way >"Stop! Stop! Oh gosh, Mr Cake'll get ideas!" >Your desire to continue is overcome by a sudden urge to pull her close to you again >You stare into those beautiful blue eyes, getting lost in the joy that glints within >Whatever plans either of you had are lost as you happily decide to fall asleep together, content >When you wake up it's dark but that's okay >That just means you've got a little less time with Pinkie before you've got to part >"Say, Pinkie, how about-" >That's when you realise >The mare in your arms has mysteriously been replaced by some lifeless simulacrum >You push against it but the doll keeps its blank, happy stare >Sighing, you pull it close to your chest and close your eyes Anonymous
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Wait are you gents actually planning all this out ahead? I thought we were just making it up as we went along. No planning. No drafting. Just writing on the fly.
Unamazing Writefag
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>>529348 >planning Noooooooooooope.
Jolly
>>529313 >Okay. So Pinkie Pie gave you fucked-up spy-drugs from Applejack. Take Pinkie off the bro list. "Pinks, that's seriously not cool."
>"But the muffin stuff is like, 'POWIE ZOWIE'!!!" >She reaches into her saddlebag and grabs a hit of the Muffin stuff. >You respond by smacking her bag and knocking a bunch of hits of various things everywhere >"AWW, WHAT THE HAY, ANON?!" >Random passing ponies start picking up the now-free drugs >You grab her face again "OKAY. I'VE HEARD STUFF ABOUT SOME KIND OF BACK ROOM. EXPLAIN THAT."
>Pinkie thinks for a second >"Oh, the back room just over there? Remember, that's where we went and you and y-" >Suddenly Pinkie decides to be tight-lipped. "Okay, you're a lost cause now."
>You throw her to the side and start to stomp through the crowd to the door Pinkie pointed to >You open it >My god AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>529465 OH MY GOD WAT IS IT!?
Jolly
>>529465 I'm gonna have to leave for a little in a bit. travelin' n such.
I won't be gone for too long, but keep the thread alive for me, will ya?
>It's a smaller room made for holding barrels of cider, but it has a bed in it. And candles. And a camera. On a tripod. >When you see Applerapist, she's gonna have some motherfuckin' 'splainin' to do >You go to inspect the camera >still on, not recording >No tape inside >The mull over the bed >The bed has some stains on it >You're quick to think the worst, but upon further inspection, the sheets smell like booze, not mare-juices >On an end table next to the bed, there's a small assortment of liquor and used glasses >You come to the conclusion that shit may or may not have gone down in here, and you need to get that motherfucking tape if you're ever gonna find out the truth >The only person you think could have the tape is Applejack >You exit the "back room" to search for your rapist target Jolly
>>529624 I'm heading out.
DONT FORGET ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>529670 Fuck, right when it gets so intressting!
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>529670 we won't, I'll be eagerly awaiting your return
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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>>529670 I'll be waiting, senor.
Unamazing Writefag
>>528308 Closing the journal, I set it down on my nightstand, returned the quill to it's inkwell, and laid down on the bed, awaiting sleep.
It didn't come.
After fifteen minutes I irritably sat up, muttering curses in annoyance.
"Dammit, as if my biological clock wasn't messed up /enough/..." I growled, throwing back the sheets and rising once more. I was never that much of an early riser, and I sincerely doubted this would help. Of course, this assumed I’d /need/ to rise early…
With a sigh, I found myself walking outside again, leaning on the guardrail and gazing up at the panorama of stars. “Yeah,” I muttered, “Definitely more than home.” I took a deep, calming breath in. “Air’s cleaner too. It’s like mountain air, here.” I mumbled, shifting my gaze to the ground below me.
“Home…” I mumbled, resting my chin on my arms as my mind travelled untold distances. “Am I really stuck here?” I asked aloud, glancing back up at the stars, briefly wondering if I was just on some different planet than earth. Casting away the notion, I continued with a small, sad chuckle. “If I am, I’m sure taking this very well…” I mumbled.
I was sure that at some point in my time here, the full weight of the situation would hit me and I’d break down. But for now, it seemed I’d hold in the infinite pain of loss, however impossible it may seem. Perhaps it hadn’t actually hit me yet. Maybe I was just treating this like some sort of strange dream or vacation from reality.
In any case, I was far more composed than I expected to be. A little disconcerting, but hell if it wouldn’t make the first few weeks easier.
My train of thought was interrupted by a flash and an odd warping sound. Turning, my eyes met those of the Night Princess.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>529757 liking where this is going
Anonymous
>>529757 >MFW this looks to be another luna story Jolly
Anonymous
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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> head over to rarity's shop > gonna pick up some nice threads > nothing like having clothes custom made > enter the store Rarity? You here?> "oh yes darling, I'm upstairs" are my clothes ready> "yes, they're up here, why not come up and get them" alright> head up stairs > open door to Rarity's room > she's on the bed > seductive pose > wearing a purple fuzzy bathrobe ....I'm not going to be getting my clothes today am I?> "sorry darling" > suddenly, a scarf wraps itself around me and draws me closer to rarity > "we're going to have some fun, and I'd appreciate it if you enjoyed it as well" > try to take off scarf > she binds my hands > "now, now darling, if you aren't going to play nice, then I won't either" > she throws off the bathrobe > she strikes another pose, ensuring that I can see all she has to offer > she starts to rub herself > "mmm...does this turn you on?" > get an idea seeing the most beautiful pony in Equestria pleasuring herself? How could I not?> she starts rubbing harder > "oh yes!" your soft, flowing mane, your pristine coat> she just keeps working herself harder and harder > "mama's almost there" Why, not even Celestia herself can rival your beauty> she tenses > she spurts into her hooves as the orgasm washes over her > her magic weakens > flee while she's cumming > never do get my clothes
Anonymous
>>528277 >>528372 >>528574 >>528819 This evokes an eternal, heavenly yes from me.
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Unamazing Writefag
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Reposting some old Fetishy, hope people with creativity make some new ones, no offense to the Rainbro and huge story lovers, but their just not my bag.> morning > cereal is already out > did I forget to put it away? > whatever > pour a bowl > notice note on box > "anon, come visit me at my cottage" > signed, fluttershy > finish off cereal > take my time heading over > whenever you go over there, things are usually bad > get to house > knock on door > "come iiiiinnn" > shivers down my spine > enter house > fluttershy, in riding bridle with saddle > wearing latex > crop in mouth > several slash marks on her flank > "hey anon" what is this fluttershy?> "I learned about what horses are to humans" well that explains the bridle and saddle> "would you like it if I was YOUR little pony?" no, not really> take crop > give her a swat on the flank > she instinctively runs > runs into couch > throw away crop > go home >fluttershy hasn't worn anything less than full riding gear for a week >think maybe human supremacy is HER fetish >knock on the door >sigh and answer it >big surprise, it's fluttershy what is it fluttershy>"anon, guess what I did" >before you can answer she starts to flash her left flank >it's your initials is...is that a brand>"no nobody can steal your property" she says happily branding isn't my fetish, go have twilight heal that>"oh, okay" she walks off sadly >she still wears a fake brand taped over her cutie mark most of the time now >stupid sexy flutterhorse
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
I WANT MAKE WRITING OF STORY BUT AM TIRED FROM MUCH WORK
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>530388 did you see, we wrote a story about you:
>>526204 >>526198 Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
Since they'd probably look like this, wouldn't making out with pones be kinda weird?
Anonymous
>Arrive in Equestria >Oh god what the fucking shit there's this goddamn forest and I can't get out >Oh hey I have my B.O.B. and rifle >Find local town >ALLAHUAKBAR >Rush in throwing molotovs out houses >Ponies scream out in pain as their flesh is burning to the bone from the napalm >Find filly shaking with her stuffed animal >Hit her in the face with your boot until you hear an audible crack >Suddenly flash of light and a gigantic fucking pony thing comes from the sky >Fire a flare into her wing >She sets on fire >Fuck this noise >Go back innawoods >Live off of eating strange creatures.
Anonymous
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>>530529 Strange, here I thought they would look like they do on the show. Silly me.
Anonymous
>>530568 so how was the journey from /k/?
Anonymous
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>>530719 Sumabitch FUK U.
>Day 2 living in Equastria >Get hungry >Find hut >Knock on door >Shy pony thing opens door >Kick her in the muzzle and it compresses with a crunch >Slit her throat while she cries >Gut her alive >Bring back to camp >Make skin into tent >Eat other parts. Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
>>530429 >>526204 >>526198 >>526198 >>526204 >>530429 MANY APOLOGY AS NOT EVEN LOOK THROUGH THREAD.
YOU MAKE VERY AMUSE IS BETTER WRITING THAN I MAKE
IS TRUE THOUGH, AM ALWAYS DANGER TO SELF AND OTHERS :/
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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>>530774 Oh it's fine, I'd vouch for you if I found you there.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Got administered to the emergency room this morning. Sitting in a bed, checking this thread on a laptop. You guys make me feel better until my pain killers get pumped in. You're awesome. Keep on truckin'. I love you guys.
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>Applejack kicks open your door >"Yeehaw! Anon, Ah'm gonna git-" Let's get this over with.>she is confused "Beg yer pardon?" >you close your book You win, AJ. I'm not going to fight it anymore. I'm tired of the concussions, the broken ribs, and throwing up my breakfast because I'm suddenly sprinting to get away>Applejack's eyes are widened like dinner plates "Y'mean we're gonna just... do it? Just like that?" >your nod, making her face scrunch up >you sit in silence, unfastening your clothes >before long you are standing up, groping your junk without emotion >Applejack starts backing away What's wrong? Isn't this what you wanted?>you hobble towards her, pants around ankles >"Ah, uh... Anon, this ain't a trick is it?" >you shake your head, pokerface.jpg at 160% intensity >the orange mare is blushing heavily >pingas has booped her nose >AJ turns around >there is a sheen of moisture >"Ah-Ah guess this'll work... really thought Ah'd be chasin' yer hide here t'Appleoosa." >your hands grip AJ's flank, squeezing her rump tightly >"Oh Anon... Ah've wanted this fer so long." >begin shouting soviet national anthem >"What the hay?!" >goes in pooper >she bucks you off of her >Applejack will not escape glorious mother russia >for once you are the predator >a warrior AH'M A WARRIOR, APPLEJACK!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>530950 Dude....ER? what happened ya gonna be ok?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>530963 I think Celestia was following these threads, read what I was writing about her, and gave me a kidney stone as punishment.
I'll be fine.
Unamazing Writefag
>>529757 A momentary pause.
"Greetings." Luna said somewhat awkwardly.
"Hi." came my uncharacteristically stoic reply.
Luna stayed silent for another moment, looking somewhat uncomfortable, as if unsure how to respond. Odd.
"I take it you didn't take the time out of your night just to pop in and say 'hi', right?" I asked wryly, casually turning my gaze back to the sky.
"Er, yes. We have sought you out to... make peace."
The lack of eye contact apparently made it easier for her to speak. Funny, considering she was a princess.
"This about the whole 'horse' thing?" I asked coolly. What exactly was making her so uncomfortable? As a Princess, you'd think she spent a good deal of time talking to people. Granted, that was often adressing them as their superior, but even so...
"Yes. we wish to apologize for allowing our temper to get the better of us, seeing as that lead to a misunderstanding with the guards..."
I gave a short bark of laughter. "Hmph. Don't worry about it. I can take a couple of hits. Besides, they were just doin' their jobs. After all," I said with an amused smirk. "I /did/ manage to make it past the castle defenses with them none the wiser."
>fields Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>530995 well shit man, I wrote one about Luna staging a coup yesterday....I'm fucked
Unamazing Writefag
>>531002 "Even so," she responded. "It was wrong of us to assume that you were insulting our sister and we, when you clearly had no idea what was going on."
"Meh." I shrugged. "I think I understand how it got you so offended. 'Whorse' refers to... You know what, why don't we just forget about that, before the conversation gets wierd?"
"Indeed. We would rather stay away from such subjects."
"Yeah." I agreed. "In any case, all's forgiven. You forgive me? I mean, I know I haven't exactly followed proper decorum." I asked, turning to face her.
"Indeed, we forgive you, Anon." she said.
"Thanks. I'm not used to talking with royalty." I said.
Faget
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Buhump. This time I'll try to be more sane with my shitty stories>Arrive in Equestria >Oh god what the fuck >Luckily I brought my pack of tools >Begin to build an old fashioned colonial fortress >Oh god so hard to work, I need to eat something >Suddenly, deer IMMA EAT YOU DEER>"NOOOOO" Da fuq>Look for other food Hey hog, can you talk>"..." Perfect>Shoot hog >Clean >Eat >Begin to work on fortress 10 days later It's finished!>There stands your fortress with walls 8 feet tall made of logs, and a cabin. >Pick up flare gun, shoot flare off in order to see if anyone will come and help you >5 minutes, no helicopters/aircraft >10 minutes, faint horde approaching from the east >20 minutes, it looks like a river of goddamn rainbows Cont. elsewhere
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Just wrote this up, sorry for not posting it on the fly, couldn't stop to do that.>Rainbow is off on some bullshit retreat ordered by the weather team so it's just yourself at the bar >Still, could be worse, at least you know some of the ponies well enough to make friendly chat >"Misser A-non-ee-muss, Ah was hopin' to get a gander at yew tonight!" >Though even the brightest cloud has some rain in it >Applejack, blind drunk, comes stumbling up to your barstool, assuming the one next to you >"You-you are a hard man to getta hold of! I bet it's *hic* it's all 'cause a Rainbow, ain't it?" >At least she isn't trying her cheap tricks this time, the least you can do is give her a straight answer >"Yeah, it is actually. She's out-" >"Outta town, Ah know. That's why... that is -why- Ah knew Ah could get some a this." >She makes to tap your chest but falls short by a foot and to the side by about two feet >This is pretty strange, by all accounts Applejack is one of the better ponies when it comes to holding liquor >"Darn... you really are a tough feller to find!" >Seeing this is fast going nowhere and the evening is ruined now you decide to head back home, maybe watch a movie >Applejack slides off the barstool >And promptly loses her footing and collapses >"Aww darnit, Ah... darnit..." >You watch her for a few moments more as she struggles to get up >The other patrons are intent on ignoring her, however >"Hold on... hoooold on... ho-hold on, Ah got this..."
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>531151 >While she does finally manage to get herself upright she amazingly trips over all her legs when taking the first step >You sigh heavily >She may be one of your would-be rapists but you can't just leave her here in this condition >Walking over to pick her up, Applejack lets out a cheer >"Ah knew it! Ah *hic* Ah knew it all along! Yer just an old-fashioned gentleman! Why didn't Ah try fer that..." >Hoisting her over your shoulder she's much lighter than you would have expected which thankfully makes the walk back to Sweet Apple Acres easier >What doesn't make it easier is Applejacks incessant, drunken chatter >Everything from how great that moonshine was, to how so very much she loves you, how she loves-hates-loves-doesn't-care-for Rainbow Dash, all the dirty things she knows how to do with apples, all the dirty things she'd like to do to -you- with apples... >By the time you finally get to the farmhouse she's mercifully gone quiet >Like you've come to expect there's no lock on the door but you still make your way quietly through the house >Applejack may have it in for you but the rest of the family have been nothing but decent to you >Reaching her room, you gently lay her down on the bed and pull the covers over her >It's only when you're about to step out that she finally speaks again Celestia
>>531028 If I were you, I would start downing as many human tranquilizers as I could.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>531161 >"Wait!" >Oh good grief, what could she possibly want now >"Please... please don't go..." >Oh my, how predictable >"AJ, look, it's late, I've got to get home and you need to sleep this off." >"Please don't go, not... not tonight?" >This is odd, she normally isn't so innocently pleading >"I just wanna talk, okay?" >Fine. You walk back in and pull up a chair to her bed >She's looking up at you with impossibly massive green eyes >Her mouth is wavering oh god, what is this? >"Do you know... do you have -any- idea what it's like fer me?" >"You mean being a psychotic rapist hell bent on making my life a misery?" >"Ah-Ah don't mean it. Ah've just lived my whole life wishin' to Celestia that Ah could meet a human." >Her breath hitches, she turns and buries her face in the pillow >"And when Ah finally do he's got no interest in me. How do ya think that makes me feel?" >Huh >You'd never actually even thought to see it from her perspective before >In fact, you'd just assumed she was always like this and you were the latest object of her twisted affections >"So yeah, Ah had to resort to more drastic measures... Ah just... Ah just wanted to know what it was like..." >This really isn't awkward at all Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>531171 >"AJ, we can't be together. You know that." >She lets out a heavy sob, pushing her face against the pillow >"Ah know, aw Luna Ah know! But Ah can't help mahself!" >This whole thing is sick and perverse but you still can't help but feel some small measure of pity for the girl >You reach out and put a hand on her shoulder >She turns her moistened eyes to you >"Couldja... couldja please jus' stay with me tonight?" >"You'd have to give me your oath, on your honesty. No funny business tonight." >"Ah do! Ah do! Just stay with me, please!" >You give in, assuring her you will >She tells you to lie on the bed, behind her >She's won't lay a hoof on you, she just wants to feel you close and you can't just sleep in the chair >She's given you her oath and you know there's no way even she can go against that so with great reluctance you give in >The next morning you wake up and immediately snap your limbs up and out >Huh, you can move >Looks like you were right to trust her >She's not even in the bed anymore >Maybe... could that little talk last night have helped her out of this whole thing? >Getting up you make for the bedroom door, intent on getting to the bathroom >Applejack is waiting for you outside, a wicked grin on her lips and her lasso at the ready >"You didn't say nothin' about the mornin', sugarcube!" >Fuck Unamazing Writefag
>>531169 Am I screwed too?
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>Strelnikov in horse place.png Jolly
>>529624 I LEAVE THE THREAD FOR TWO SECONDS
>You spend the next half hour wandering aimlessly through different rooms of this apple cellar >Holy shit if the zombie apocalypse ever comes and I haven't killed her by the end of tonight, I'm bunking with Applejack >Every room has a crowd, and a lot of them have their own little kinks like bobbing for apples and body-painting and shit >Keep asking people where Applejack is >The Doctor says, "I don't know where she is now, but tomorrow she'll be crying. You two okay?" >Bon Bon says, "You don't know? Jeez, Anon, you just juggle 'em, huh?" >Luna says, "The last time we saw her, she was going to the bar." >Decide to just check the bar again >Head back down there >Don't find Applejack, but run into Bro Macintosh >immediate brohoof "Hey, Mac, have you seen your sister around?"
>"Eyyup." >facepalm "Do you know where she is? It's kinda important."
>"'Reckon she left the cellar a few seconds ago to get some fresh air. 'Spose she needed some after that fun yall' had in that back room." >Big Mac starts encroaching on you, like a big broher would >Take Big Mac off the bro list. Twice. Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>530950 Can't believe I overlooked this. Fuck, hope you've okay.
Swift recovery, my friend, no matter what it is.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>531169 yes, oh beautiful, benevolent princess. Perhaps a story would please you?
> morning > sun is shining bright > brighter than normal > morning routine > no matter what room I'm in, the sun shines on me > halfway through day > blinding flash of light > Celestia, standing in my room > drop to a knee, out of respect > "rise, anon" what brings you here princess?
> "I seek to bring companionship to you" > not sure what she means I'm not all that lonely
> her horn glows > all my clothes vanish Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>531358 > 'nonsense, you haven't had the opportunity to release yourself since you've moved here" well, yes, that is true, but-
> horn glows again > insta-boner > "relax anon, my intentions are pure" > then why am I so terrified? Princess please, you don't need to-
> she throws me to the floor > she's on top of me > she lowers her flank > I slide easily into her > why does everyone in Equestria want to rape me!? > she's riding me > oh the irony Celestia, please, don't do this
> she continues, staring intently at me > "It is necessary for you to release yourself" > she's clearly enjoying it > she pants > she's tensing up > her wings unfold > she's moaning as she approaches > each moan, the sun flares outside > she reaches her climax > her horn glows > apparently, I'm going to climax too > each spurt sends a wave of pleasure to the both of us > the sun, shines extremely bright > Celestia eventually collects herself > restores her Princess calm > "there, anon" um.....thank you?
> "of course. I hope you find a mate one day" > she vanishes > the mess she made vanishes as well well, at least she can clean up after herself, but seriously, even the princess!?
Anonymous
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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I'm gonna try writing something one more time, I promise no grimdark. Y/N?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>531378 > she's riding me > oh the irony >oh my sides Celestia
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>>531209 You all are, dear. You all are.
>>531261 He'll be fine once he learns his lesson.
De Shizz
Yo bro's, I'm thinking of contribootin a story i made to this thread which i just wrote. Yes or no? Or should i wait for a new thread to start? Will post on paste bin as well.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>531436 As long as it isn't 250 posts I don't see why not.
>>531209 guess she doesn't mind weaboo bullshit?
Jolly
>>531216 >You just turn around and start to dash for the main room because that's the only way you know to end the awkward moment >Damn, now your bro list has decreased by two >Applejack is just fucking EVERYTHING up for you tonight >You climb what feels like a million stairs to the surface >Opening the hatch, you look around >Sure enough, there's Applejack, talking with Rainbro Dash next to the barn >Stomp the fuck over with more swag than you can even handle right now "Alright, you're gonna explain everything to me, RIGHT NOW."
>Applejack turns and looks at you, and both hers and RD's faces get red >"Explain WHAT exactly, Anon?" >Oh she's playing dumb "Look, you didn't think I'd figure shit out? You drug up some Acid, give it to Pinkie, tell her to make me think it's from Derpy, then you take me into some closet and try to date-rape me while I'm fucked?"
>She looks at you for a few beats with a blank expression >Her eyes flash to Dash, but you don't take yours off of her "Well? WHERE'S THE FUCKING TAPE?"
>Suddenly, dash speaks up >Her wings are slightly extended and she's blushing, but you chalk that up to her being under the influence of the Muffin shit too. >"Uh, here, Anon. I wrestled the tape from this cunt myself! I haven't.. watched it?" >You ignore her wimpy tone and take the tape. "Swag, Dash. Swag."
>You bro-hoof her real quick AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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Tell me if you want a new thread then I start a new one
>>531493 I like where this is going
De Shizz
>>531463 Okay, ill post tomorrow cus its 11 PM here and I'm tired. see ya tomorrow /mlp/
Jolly
>>531493 >Turn your attention back to Jack >She looks at you and dash almost defeatedly >"Ahh... Ah'm sorry, Anon..." >She starts blushing >You shake the tape at her a little, then stare at it for a bit >You take the tape, and break it in half in front of her, then throw the pieces on the ground >Dash chimes in >"You're not... gonna watch it?" "No."
>Attention turns to applejack "I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt on this one, jack, but if you so much as look at my ass again, so help me, I will have you HAULED AWAY."
>It's the middle of the night >You're tired >Turn to that Blue pegasus who just got upgraded to #1 on your bro list "Lets roll, dash."
>"Yeah... lets get outta here. I just need to... get a few shots for the road." "Alright, I'll see ya back home."
>You shoot AJ another dirty look before you walk off. >Dash walks back over to AJ and stands next to her >"So, Ah reckon err'y thing worked out juss' fine fer ya, huh, Dashie?" >"...Shut up..." >"What's wrong? Ya got him ta' rut ya and ya' still get ta' be his friend! All the blame's on ol' Applejack. Seems like you've clearly drawn the longest straw, here." >"...I still feel... like a rapist. Besides, we didn't even do anything. He had whiskey-dick." >Applejack cracks up at the thought >Rainbow dash turns to get herself and your oblivious ass some drinks -THE END-
Unamazing Writefag
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>531672 She fucking drugs you and still can't get any!
If there was a fav button I'd be pressing the hell out of it right now.
Jolly
>>531752 I love how you inspired me and you liked that story.
My life is over now.
Unamazing Writefag
>>531463 >weaboo bullshit Definitely not what I was going for, but okay...
>>531672 >that end Anonymous
>>531805 I guess that's a green light to keep writing stories.
N-not that I mind o-or anything.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>531830 No no no no you misunderstand, I was referring to my shit not yours, that story of mine last night was on the side of weaboo. I'm likin what you got writing man.
Jolly
>>531843 I'm gonna go get under the influence of narcotics and then come back and write up a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE ROMP.
Unamazing Writefag
>>531855 Oh, all right. Thanks. Your stuff's good too, the little of it that I've actually read.
Taking a break for now because guests. I'll probably update later today.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>531892 sorry I wasn't a bit more specific I wasn't looking to rustle your jimmies.
>>531865 my jimmies remain unrustled...yet slightly rustled
Unamazing Writefag
>>531909 It's all right, bro. The jimmies have stabilized.
Jolly
>>531960 That's good, because I know what I'm doing next.
And when I post that thing... EVERYONE'S JIMMIES ARE GOING TO BE RUSTLED TO CRITICAL MASS
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
are all the series stories over now? or are there still writers churning out pages?
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
Unamazing Writefag
>>532003 This I'll have to read.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>532010 actually I'm wondering too.
i guess there's only
>>531039 still going but I'm not so sure. maybe its finished maybe not. Dunno.
I'm not sure if I should write a Rainbro story or something else with more length. I think I give it a try
Celestia
>>531378 So I go from an evil mind controlling mastermind, a corrupt tyrant, and now I'm a nympho?
Prepare your kidneys, Tsarroman. You're overdue for a lesson in friendship.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>532010 Mine are for the most part done. I wish I had stopped sooner, actually. The fight club scenes were fun to write but I genuinely believe I jumped the shark several times.
Anonymous
>>532067 keep typing writefag. PLEASE
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>532003 we await thine jimmie rustle
>>532082 Celestia's jimmies are at maximum rustle
>pic related >>532128 seconded.
>>532125 I gotta say I liked what you brought to the table. Remember you are your own worst critique.
TheyCallMeJeff
I was thinking bout writing some stories for you all, been given inspiration by aether, shermanator, leucine, etc. I'm pretty good at writing should u give it a go? Ya or nay?
Anonymous
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>>532213 make a few posts. we will go from there
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>532082 Bitch, I'm a Tsar, bring it on!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>532213 agreed, its always nice to see contribootion
Jolly
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>532189 Thank you. I did try my best to give some sort of realistic/traumatic introduction for our favorite anon into this hilarious premise of a world.
Everything from Anon's first contact with the ponies, meeting the mane six, the small handful of rape attempts, his career as a street fighter and his conflict with Celestia was outrageously fun to write and I hope people who followed the story had just as much fun reading it.
You citing my work as even remotely comparable to yours makes me smile despite my Celestia-born kidney stone.
>>532213 Go for it, bro.
Anonymous
How come Anon never gets magical powers due to the universe change?
Atlas
I return to Æthers story, and my mind has been blown. Oh shit. Twists everywhere. I am so fucking pleased. I made this for you a bit ago, but I'm posting it again. I can't believe you used me (or based off me) in one of your stories. /)
Anonymous
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>>532067 hey uneventful writefag keep writing. i love your story so far. just dont turn it into a damn clopfic...
also ive been archiving each of your posts and i have a question: are you making this up as you go or are you pulling scripts from a file somewhere?
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I'd bust a groove for some AnonxMolestia.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>532357 Well he got magical powers thanks to Atlas/Discord but as you saw that lasted a damn day where drunken pranks ensued and people got all their jimmies in a rustle.....god damn it I'm addicted to that saying.
>>532365 glad you enjoyed (\ Atlas' role is only just beginning.
Atlas
>>532391 I think it may interesting if the story takes a turn something like the image.
Also, I responded to your note on DA, keep in touch?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>532412 replying to yo notes.
Unamazing Writefag
>>532213 Do it.
>>532128 >>532189 >oh_gosh.jpg Glad you guys like my stuff. I'll try and get some stuff done while the company's here.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Hey guys, I had this idea for a greentext story... It's still in the though process, but I am willing to start now to get my creative juices flowing. Would you guys want that?
Anonymous
>>532532 MyJimmiesAreReady.jpg
Anonymous
>>532532 Sure. More stories is always better.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>532575 >>532579 I'll take that as a "Yes"
Anonymous
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>Arrive in Ponyville >Oh god what the fuck >"HI MY NAME'S PINKIE PI-" GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MUTANT HORSE, HERRRRRRRRR>Run the fuck away >Crowd of mutant horses chasing you Fuck this noise>Take 5 vicodin >Drink three shots of alcohol >Heart stops >Just then big mac penetrates you with his gigantic horse cock that leaves a lump on your stomach >You die choking on caramel's dick.
Anonymous
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>You've been in Equestria for quite some time >Have small house built, living normal life >P0nies generally friendly to you >Applejack and Fluttershy not included >Hands are quite useful here, you started some metalworking >You're the resident go-to guy for cool stuff, and stories about your world >Slow day, chilling in house >Suddenly Twilight >"Discord's back, wat do?" >Tell her to go to Canterlot, you'll stall the guy or something >She teleports, you go to workroom >No chaos gods tolerated, you're an Anon. >Take your best sword, it's a katana. >folded fukken million times >time for some pimpslayin' >Bastard seems to have been waiting for you just beyond village >Smug and annoying as ever >"Welcome, my dear friend!" >"Your reign ends here and now" >Shit, that was cheesy. You draw your sword and prepare your best fighting stance. >Random citizens watching in awe >"Don't be so hasty, let's make this fight more interesting!" >Two finger snaps, sword now made of candy >No fucks given, still sharp >Suddenly, a dreaded feeling. Something in your pocket. >no >fuckno >Discreetly checking what it is >not the fucking spaghetti >"Something the matter?" >You don't notice his grin, cold sweat and all >The pocket keeps getting bigger. Sword thrown away, dual pasta stopping
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
> summoned to the royal court of Canterlot > a little worried, yet all the same, awed > the entirety of the palace is stunningly beautiful > hear a voice from across the room > "hello, my little human" > feel slightly offended, but know she's using the term endearingly hello Princess> "Please, follow me" > this is either really bad, or really good > she leads me away from the throne room > she speaks as she walks > "do you know why I've called you here?" no, I don't> "hmm...well, you'll see shortly" > oh please, not another rape > we end up in a living quarters area > oh please, oh please, not another rape > "fear not, anon, I have called you here for a different reason than last we met" > can she read minds? > "You are in need of companionship. That much is clear" well....I have made some friends> "I have had some of my top researchers working on a spell" a spell for what?> "to send you home"
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>532838 (pt.2)
> this should bring joy > instead, I'm filled with fear Princess...I-
> "we have the spell ready, you are to leave in 48 hours" Princess, I know you've got my best interests at heart
> "yes, now go make preparations for your return to the human world" > suddenly I'm home again how am I going to tell everybody
> applejack busts through door > "anon, the mayor wants to see ya" > maybe I won't have to tell them > Applejack and I go to the central plaza > already a large crowd of people have come, looking very sad > I walk up on stage > the mayor gives me a hug > "we'll miss you anon" so you've heard?
> "yes, we received word from Celestia this morning" I turn to face the audience
Anonymous
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>Suddenly a realization comes to you >Bastard better be ready for this one >You stop struggling against the impending doom >"Meh, don't care" >It falls down, you turn around as if going back >Spaghetti stories pt. 2 >think harmony ray with different coloration >Critical damage. Finish him! >Spaghetti stops flowing, sword back to normal lies in some distance, crap stops but doesn't disappear. 3/4 is ok, you guess >"See ya later, Shitcord" >Roundhouse kick to face >Feel like a bawss >Mane 6 appears, Discord turned into wood this time >whatcouldpossiblygowrongeh? >Rainbro comments on you fighting tactics, Fetishshy looks around >Next week is going to be nasty, you give her 2 days to come trying that one >Everything ends nicely, you go celebrating >Next day you get a letter telling you to clean your stuff >okayguy END
Jolly
>>532346 Anyone even check that out?
I'M LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE HERE
Anonymous
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A story in which anon gets magical powars due to Chaos and is kept as a sexpet by lyra. Fluttershy finds out and uses her cute animal army to free anon.> Please.
TheyCallMeJeff
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>ok almost got my first bit in, as soon as the site lets me post it here goes nothing
Anonymous
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>Arrive at ponyville >Shy yellow thing invites you to your home >Walk inside >BAM, she clubs you with a billy club to the temple >Wake up chained to a bed >Yellow one rubs dragon cum on her 1 foot cock >Penetrates your ass >You scream as blood flows from your ass and onto the table >She pulls out >You are left there crying >You die of blood loss.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>532851 (pt. 3)
> several hundred pony faces, each one I've come to know and love > each looking at me, for what could be the last time > I figure I should at least give a goodbye speech People of ponyville, you have heard news from Canterlot, that I am to return to my world. This news is true, and I am to leave within 48 hours. I look out into the crowd, and know what it is have friendship. The faces I see reveal just how beloved I was to all of you. I can assure you that I will miss all of you as well. I will miss the happy cheers of the young fillies as they go to play. I will miss the lovely smell from Roseluck's cart every day. I will miss weather ponies, who can make a dark and dreary day sunny. I will miss Twilight and her constant supply of some of the best literature I've ever read. I will miss Rarity, and her fabulous clothing designs. I will miss the Apple family, and the personality they bring with them. I will miss Sugarcube corner, all the sweets the Mr. and Mrs. Cake baked, I will miss Pinkie pie, and all her spunk. I will miss you, Ponyville, each and every one of you. Goodbye, Ponyville.
> I start to walk off the stage > several sobs are heard in the audience > suddenly, someone starts applauding > then another, and another > soon, the entirety of ponyville is rapt in thunderous applause. > As I walk down the stage, I'm swarmed > ponies, saying goodbye, thanking me for being their friend > I do my best to return the favor > after a while, I return home, and start to pack my belongings Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>532856 I'm re reading, lost my place, you'll have to give me a bit ^^:;;
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>Pleasant afternoon >No sign of Flutterslut or Applefucker >Chilling with your bro, Rainbow Dash, in a coffee shop in Ponyville >Discussing things, laughing, and just generally chilling like bros >"Hehe... Wait right there, Anon. I have to use the bathroom" No problem, bro.>RainBRO sits up from the table and walks off towards the bathroom >You take a close your eyes, and take a long pleasant sip of your beverage >Damn it was good >Frappe with tons of chocolate and stuff like that >As you lower your drink and open your eyes, you jump in surprise as you see a pony has taken RainBRO's seat >She was was a minty green unicorn unicorn with orange eyes >She stared at you with the big, beaming eyes and a huge toothy grin. Uh... Can I help you..?>"No..! ...I mean, Y-Yes!! I mean... A-Are you Anon?!" Well... yeah, I'm Anon>"Oh m-my gosh! I've heard so much about you! You're Anon! Anon THE human!!" >You couldn't help but feel a bit uncomfortable with her over-excitement >She suddenly used her Unicorn magic to pull on your fingers, causing you to drop and spill your beverage >She brought your fingers up to her face where she intently stared at them. >There was a disturbing amount of awe and interest in her eyes. What the hell are you doing?!>"No way... These are..." >The unicorn's trance suddenly broke as she dropped your fingers and looked up at you.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>532910 (pt. 4)
> My clothes, sewn by hoof, by Rarity > My CD's, which I used to impress Octavia > My books, which twilight recommended I get > each item, a memory > each memory, a friend > I begin to break down while I'm packing I don't want to return home
> Celestia is behind me > "what's that, anon?" > startled, I jump, and whip around I...I said I don't want to go home
> "why don't you?" look outside
> we go to my front door > the entirety of ponyville is there, to see me off to the human world > they all look on the brink of tears see Celestia, I've made friends
> she takes a look around > sees the sad look in their eyes > "come anon, let's go to Canterlot" > my heart plummets > the crowd tenses up Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>532937 (pt.5)
> she cracks a smile > "so that we can tell the spell casters that they won't need to cast that spell" > my heart flutters > I can barely control myself > the entire crowd is cheering, most of them either dancing or jumping up and down > I shoot Celestia look > "you're welcome, anon" > I throw my arms around her, sobbing > next thing I know, I'm in Canterlot again > Celestia calls forth a half dozen unicorns > "we will no longer need to perform the planar travel spell" > "yes, Princess" > Celestia turns her attention towards me > "Why didn't you say something?" I tried, but you were so focused on making me happy, that you didn't pay attention
> "but you are now?" very much
> "that is good to hear" may I call you...friend?
> "of course, my little human" > I'm now back in front of the crowd of ponies > they swarm me > most of them hug me > cheering rings throughout the city > I've got friends Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>532920 >"You have--! Uh... what are they called... Fingers! Yes you have fingers! That's the coolest thing ever!!" You're still a bit creeped out by this pony
>"Uh... would you want to hang out later, or something?! You can show me more human stuff!!" Uhm... well, I don't think I could... I have quite a busy schedule...
>You weren't really busy at all, you just tried to create an excuse. >"Oh, uh... that's fine... I guess..." >A little disappointed was seen in her facial expression >You felt a little guilt. >"Well, I guess I'll see you another time, Anon THE human!!" >She hopped from the seat and walked out of the shop >At that time, RainBRO Dash just came back from the bathroom >She noticed the spilled coffee on the floor and giggle-snorted. >"Hahaha, Really dude? I thought those human fingers of yours prevented stuff like that..." >You rolled your eyes at Dash's comment Anonymous
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>Wake up laying in field >Oh god why >Pink pony shoes up >Presses you to the ground >Pops out her giant horse cock >Rapes you at the speed in which she moves (500 mph) >Your asshole literally lights on fire >You burn to death
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>532920 >>532972 How is it so far... should I keep going, guys?
Anonymous
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>>533020 Yes, I love the Lyra fanonic obsession with humans.
Anonymous
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>>533020 Pretty neat.
Please, continue.
Anonymous
>>533020 Starting of good.
My twisted mind senses Anon, RD and Lyra threesome comming up. Please don't let me down.
Stories for Furry fagets
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>Wake up in clothes store >Lift arm, nope, chained to floor >Suddenly the door opens and a white pony shows up with a dildo encrusted with sharp cut diamonds >Rapes you with the dildo >Eat thrust cuts up your insides up even more >You bleed to death
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Stories for Furry Fagets
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>Implying you don't love my stories >Arrive at farm >Oh boy am I hungry >Pick apple off tree >Get kicked in the head and tied up >"Now you know what we do to thievin varmints in this area now don't you?" the orange one says >Rapes you with a rake >A FUCKING RAKE >It breaks inside of you and lodges sideways, cutting into your intestine >You die of bacterial infection.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>532972 >The next day >RainBRO Dash has a busy day of weather duties >No bro to hang out with >out of boredom, you decide to wander around Ponyville >You keep your guard up for Fluttershy and Applejack >Pass into the market area of Ponyville >The same unicorn was sitting at an outdoor eating table with another pony, who had blue and pink curly hair >You and the minty unicorn meet eachother's gaze >She puts on the same over-excited face she did in the coffee shop "Oh, not again..." you thought to yourself.
>You give a cheap smile and and a weak, awkward wave >The unicorn pulls on her friend's hoof >They walk over to you >"See, Bon Bon! I told you! I told you there's a Human! Right here in Ponyville!" Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>533336 >Bon Bon gives you an unimpressed glance. >"So? He looks like some weird creature from the Everfree." >"Weird creature?! He's not weird, he's..." >The unicorn's eye's beam and she blushes. >"...He's magnificent... he's so... beautiful... I... I just want to hug him!!" >The unicorn suddenly launched at you >She wrapped her hooves around you legs >Her horn hit you right in your jimmies Ahh! Oh God!!
>You fall over in pain and agony >BonBon gave you a really weird look while Lyra gave a concerned look >"Uh... y-you okay, Anon?" >You shakingly stand up and give her a nasty look >You walk away in frustration Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Anonymous
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>>533361 >right in the jimmies oh god my sides
Anonymous
Handagote !cPWZPD7/NE
>Lyra chases after you >She puts her horn in your ass >She casts a spell >You die of aids
Anonymous
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>>533392 please go on, this is proving to be a good one so far
TheyCallMeJeff
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loving it so far man keep it up
Anonymous
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>>528372 ALL MY INTERNETS FOR THAT REFERENCE
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Anonymous
>>533336 >You keep your guard up for Fluttershy and Applejack Did I miss something?
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>533446 No, Anon is just always on the look out for his two pursuing rapists
TheyCallMeJeff
so am I a retard for not being able to post anything because no matter how many times i change it 4chan always says its spam...
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>533504 damn lyra needs to watch out for your jimmies.
Anonymous
>>533504 So I DID miss something, since when did they become rapists? (Slowpoke.jpg I know)
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
>>533537 you're hitting the spam filters with your pony words
words like:
everyp0ny
somep0ny
nop0ny
those words hit the spam filters, that's why I don't use them in my stories
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>533551 yes, Fluttershy and Applejack are effectively anon's stalkers, and eventual rapists. This is what the pony community has decided
TheyCallMeJeff
TheyCallMeJeff
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Okay guys my 1st advice always welcome>Your walking on a cloud >wait, how the he'll do u manage to pull that off? >start to plummet. >isn't this usually around the time you wake up? >or at least spasm in your sleep from falling? "maybe when I hit the ground I will wake up, and get ready for work">all of a sudden you see a blur of cyan followed by a trail of rainbow. >it dives and catches you >the fuck? >you take time to observe who the hell just caught you. Its a...Pegasus? >ok gotta lay off the ganja right before bed. >it lands on the ground an you slide off. "Ummm thanks?">your not sure if this thing can understand you. >"JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" "Holy shit you can talk!">"well ya everyp0ny can talk...speaking of which what exactly are YOU?" 1/x?
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
I love how the lyra story has kept everyone so enthralled they completely looked past my celestia story
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>533361 >Evening time >Relaxing in your home >Suddenly hear a knock at the door >You check through the door's spyhole, expecting Fluttershy or Applejack >It's Lyra >You roll your eyes and sigh >You unlock the several locks on the door and open it up "Yes..?"
>She suddenly scoots past you, walking into your house "Wha-?? Hey, did I say you could come in?!"
>"Whoa! Th-This is where you live, Anon?!" "Uh... yes, not please leave."
>She hops onto your couch and relaxes for a moment. >"...Yep... this will do fine..." What? What are you talking about?
Schrikvis !qPfjIG2EW.
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>>530529 Except they don't look like that.
At all.
Anonymous
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>>533652 I read it.
It was
Hearth Warming Anonymous
>>530568 I lolled.
Please do this once in a while.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>533652 Sorry about that...
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>530262 >>530044 im sorry for being late, but everything I keep thinking is ether really gimdark/heart breaking or emotionally ineffective
honesty idk how I am going to continue/finish that story
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>533670 >"uh, nothing!" >She hops from the couch and quickly rushes upstairs Hey, don't go up there!
>you walk up stairs to pursue after her >You run into your room, only to find that she tossed over your clothes hamper >Lyra sitting there, sniffing and digging her muzzle into your dirty shirt. >She was making strange moans and sounds What are you doing?! I said leave! put that down!
>Lyra looked at you in surprise >"Uh..." >She uses her magic to take a whole bundle of your dirty clothes >"I n-need these for... things..." >She suddenly runs out with them >You can hear your front door slamming closed. >Now you have a whole mess to clean up Fucking Lyra
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>533670 Whoops, just noticed a mispelling
>Not leave please Now*
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>533819 SHE TOOK MY GOOD SHIRT!!!
MY GOOOD SHIIIRT!!!
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
!!J5hn2DTd8L1
>>533819 So we got Lyra the Viking?
She just kinds bursts in, takes what she pleases, and leaves quickly?
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>533740 Ha! have you been following Jolly's story, shits dark as FUCK
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>533949 Well, If she really did that, then...
She would be having her way with Anon TheyCallMeJeff
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2nd "Well, I'm a human of course...but doe this really matter? This is just a dream and I will wake up soon" >"Umm what are you talking about? Your in Equestria!" >You think about what this talking horse is telling you, not really seeming to believe it. "Alright...suuuure, I'm gunna go then because I'm obviously dreaming"> She rolls her eyes at your ignorance. >"Listen even if your going to act like that, at least come with me to my friend Twilight's house" >You see no reason in not listening to the make believe pony and follow her. > She leads you through a town, holy crap, there are even more of them! All different colors, some pegasi, other unicorns, and some just plain old ponies. "Ok this is by far the craziest dream I have ever had">You notice everyotherp0ny give you sideways glances and mutter between themselves, your brought back from your onlooking as the cyan horse talks yo you. >"By the way the names Rainbow Dash, and your's?" "Anonymous...er, but you can call me Anon">"Well Anon, when we get to the library we are going to find out exactly why your here" 2/x?
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Anonymous
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>>533935 yes, that would be great
!!J5hn2DTd8L1
>>534065 Derp, fail spoiler.
I'm from P0nychan by the way, so I don't know how to do it here.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>534094 bonerific [/spo.iler] Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>533819 >Early morning >You walk down stairs, yawning >Something outside of your front door window catches your eye >You peek through and you see... Guess who... >Lyra, digging through your trash can. >You can see she is wearing one of your shirts, which was even dirtier than before "Ugh... will she ever just go away?"
>You open the front door and walk outside >You walk right up to her with a displeased face and your hands at your sides. >You tap your foot impatiently >She looks up at you >"O-Oh! Anon! H-Hi! I was just... sorting your trash... as a favor to you! "Uh huh... right..."
>"Hey, uh... I can do other stuff for you! I could... clean your house... or cook you dinner... you know, be your wif- I-I mean... helpful friend..!" "No, you dopey Pony! I don't want you around, you're really getting on my nerves!"
>"Just uh... I-I'll t-talk to you later..." >She walks away dragging the whole trash can. That pony... seriously...
Furry stories for fagets
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>>533722 Haha, I wrote that a while ago. I wrote all the getting raped by horses stories.
>Living in the woods eating small woodland creatures >Find weird zebra thing >Now'smychance >FOR NARNIA! >Beat zebra thing with pipe >"With that pipe, I see you spite, but the pain you bring, makes me sting" Fuck you horse.
>Skin, make into tent >Eat the rest Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
How's everyone doing this fine evening?
TheyCallMeJeff
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3rd>The two of you walk up to a large tree/house type thing, and Rainbow knocks on the door. >A purple unicorn answer the door, looking like she hasn't slept in days. >"What is it Rainbow?! I need to finish organizing these books for the library and then write my letter to Princess Celestia or else I will be TARDY!" > As she says this she gets a maniacal look on her face, as if she just about snapped. >"Those can wait! Look what I found on my way from helping the weather team this morning!" > Rainbow sidesteps, revealing you in the doorway. Twilight's jaw practically hits the floor. >"Rainbow what the heck IS that?!" "Ummm, I'm right here you know, could have just asked me...">"And he can talk?! Well get it,him, whatever in here!" > You and Rainbow follow Twilight inside the library, it's much smaller than it looks. >"So ummm..." "Anon"> "So umm Anon, what are you exactly? And why are you here in Ponyville?" "As far as I am concerned this is all a dream...">"Okkk then...well..." >As she is saying this her horn starts to glow and a book comes flying off a shelf, it opens and she begins to search for something. >" There isn't any 'Human' in my bestiary..." >At this point you have had about of this and turn to walk out, Rainbow Dash, flies over and blocks the exit. >"Where do you think your going? You can't just leave!" "Uh, watch me?" > you make for the door but a bluish aura consumes you, before you know it you hovering above the ground. 3/x?
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>534249 GOD DAMN IT
MY ONLY GOOD SHIRT!!! AND ITS COVERED IN TRASH!!!!!!
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>534346 Pretty good... I am pretty much posting my first greentext story right now... you can read it if you want!
Wuten
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I've got my post-Hearth's Warming RD story in the works right now, will post it soon as I finish the first part. :)
>>521224 >>521237 >>521259 >>521684 Last 4 parts for those who need to catch up; I'll probably pastebin this story sooner or later.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
and, I've got absolutely nothing in the works! why? because dammit, I'm not feeling inspired, what's why!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>534455 It's cool, I just accidentally deleted the first few parts of the story I'm working on. Hooray for a whole hour wasted!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>534377 ...moar lyra....moar....MOOOAAARR!!!
>pic related Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>534249 >Fresh in the Afternoon >Walking through Ponyville to meet up with Dash for a game of hoofball >Hear approaching hoofsteps What in the world is tha-
>*OOF* >You fall the the floor, dazed "Hey, Watch where you're... going...?"
>You can see the person you ran into was Lyra, but she was different >She wore a pair of your pants, and a pair of your shirt, which both was matted and very dirty. >Lyra had her horn in a soda can, obviously so she can conceal it >She worse tons of makeup, but it wasn't make up, it was mashed foods on her face >Basically, she looked like some warped homeless pony. >"Ooh, I'm so sor-... Wait a minute! Oh my goodness!" >She said that in a slightly alternate voice, which was spliced with very bad acting Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>534589 >"A human! Another human in Equestria! Just like me!" >She obviously wasn't a human, and she obviously wans't fooling you, even though she thought she was. >"I've given up hope on finding another human, but Now that I've found one! We can do... h-human things! ...and of the sort." "What, you don't look like a human at a-"
>You were cut short by her stuffing her hoof on your mouth >"Come now, fellow human! We shall go on a date! L-Like humans!" >She uses her magic to drag you as she runs off. Anonymous
>>534589 I'm liking the introduction of background pones.
Good job drawfag
Anonymous
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how many rows are the max you can post before running into grief? pondering posting something i started.
>>532856 i liked. nice twist.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
I'm gonna hit Subway, then I'll get to posting some rainbro dash. I'm thinking Gilda/cloudsdale storyline?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>534655 I'm supposed to be up at six tomorrow (Britfag here) but god damn your tale is riveting. Carry on sir!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Anonymous
Does anyone think that magic shouldn't effect humans in the slightest. Like if you touched an object that was being floated by magic It'd fall the ground. It seems bullshit that pony magic could effect humans. Humans rose to power with mechanics, Ponies rose to power with magic and adapted their technology to use magic.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>534743 >>534668 Thank you, good sirs.
Anonymous
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>>534784 Don't get me started on pony tech. One minute it seems they're living circa 1400s, the next they have a hydro electric dam with Tesla coils.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
alright, now I'm feeling inspired. I will write 1 fanfic, not greentext story, a proper fanfic (only clopfic if overwhelmingly supported). It will be me in Equestria. Here's where y'all are involved. What character's do I interact with? What do I do in Equestria (i.e. search for love, live alone, usurp the throne)?
Atlas
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Sorry I haven't been posting much, I've been busy with other projects, but I've been reading everything and I gotta say I'm loving every story, great job guys!
Anonymous
>>534890 >>534890 Story about you killing ponies and turning them into tents. Then fluttershy stumbles on your camp and has a mental breakdown and eventually hangs herself.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>534890 hmmm.....you should probably be interacting with a background pony, use the freedom that gives you to write up a personality for said background pone. You could just try to live day to day with for the most part. Maybe something happens where you realize your purpose in equestria and then become destined for greater things? Idk shooting in the dark here.
Anonymous
>>534890 requesting somewhat of a love story
the twist?
with luna Anonymous
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>>534960 Sounds too much like Cupcakes. We need something fresh and interesting, not just a gore fest.
Unamazing Writefag
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>>534784 That's how it is in my story. that was one of the rules from the "bring 5 things before teleported to Equestria" thread that inspired my story.
By the way, when should my story end up falling within the FiM timeline? It's ambiguous so far because I'm not sure when I want it. I was thinking juuuuust post-discord, but then again it'd probably be fun to have anon be all "YOUR MAGIC AIN'T SHIT" and send him running scared.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>534589 >Fresh in the Afternoon >Kool & The Gang (feat. Handagote) - Fresh (in the Afternoon).mp3 But really, this is interesting.
Your prose needs a little work, though. Atlas
>>534890 You know what I've noticed? There are NO STORIES where anon uses his multidimensional knowledge or HIS THUMBS to conquer Equestria. What if in a dark turn, anon sees a happy, blissful world completely absentminded to the warfare and greed of man, and decides that he can rule it? Maybe because he's from an all together different realm of existence, magic doesn't effect him and he can break the laws of physics, like pinkie? Or he gains magical powers rivaling that of Celestia or Discord?
I think I wanna write that story. Do you think I should?
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>534655 >Lyra dragged you for a good 5 minutes >As you can see, she brought you to some big resturant called "Plis étranges chez les personnes". >"Isn't this so great? We can eat here and relate to each as we are both humans" "Yeah, except that YOU ARE NOT A HUMA-"
>She suddenly bolted through the double doors >You hit your head hard on one of the doors. Ow! Ah! Damnit!
>Lyra quickly addressed the Waiter >"Table for two! A table for two HUMANS, please! Two humans, as in a couple, who need a table to go on their human date! Right now!" >The fancy waiter gave her a strange look, but then led her and you to a booth table >She was still dragging you, but no one took any notice of it. Unamazing Writefag
Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>535050 .....I won't use a 'rustle my jimmies' quote here but you should totally go for it.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>535050 In the end he's just one man. Unless he gets some allies under his belt he still has an entire kingdom of pissed off ponies who can use their hooves to stomp him into a fine red paste.
The alternative is, as you say, to give him some form of powers.
It'd be interesting to write but, I would think, equally easy to get very, very wrong.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>535048 I'm honestly trying to keep it simple and straight-forward like a greentext story... so I guess story wouldn't be so fluent and would have poor prose...
Unamazing Writefag
>>532458 "Say, Princess. If you don't mind my asking..."
"Yes?"
"What's got you so on edge? You seemed nervous a little earlier. Considering you're a princess..." I trailed off.
She gave a weary sigh. “To tell the truth, our sister was always the more diplomatic of the two of us. It falls to us to keep track of the economy, research, et cetera…”
“So to put it simply, she’s the extrovert, and you the introvert?” I offered.
“Yes. When one adds that to a thousand years of solitude, conversing with another can be… difficult.” she admitted.
“Thousand years of-- ” I began.
“We would rather not speak of it,” Luna abruptly said, cutting me off with a voice noticeably kept under control. There was obviously a painful story behind that.
“All right, I won’t pry.” I told her, raising my hands in a mollifying gesture. “You can tell me later. When you feel ready.” I wanted to know /now/, of course, but making a nuisance of myself would do nothing to help my situation.
“Well, I can’t say I don’t understand where you’re coming from entirely. I wasn’t much of a social butterfly myself, to be honest. At least, not before… /this/ happened.” I muttered, gesturing vaguely at my surroundings with one hand.
“I see.”
I gave a weary sigh of my own. “Yeah.”
We stood there for a few more minutes, gazing up at the stars.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>534967 I've already written two smaller fics with Luna, and I feel like I'm (pardon the expression) beating a dead horse.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>535106 Then I shall!
My jimmies will forever rustle on in the halls of Valhalla. Great skalds shall wander the lands, singing of the fic that ushered them into eternal rustledom.
In thousands of years time, archaeologists will uncover stone tablets with near indecipherable runes detailing the great rustling of jimmies that took place.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>535075 >She placed you into the booth >You felt a little dizzy from the abuse you took getting here. >She sits down and rests her head on her hooves, glancing at you with bedroom eyes. >You glanced at her as well, but you usually darted your eyes around, trying to avoid awkward eye contact >The waiter comes by >"Welcome to "Plis étranges chez les personnes"... What beverage will you be having..? >Lyra speaks up >"I'll have a water, please!" >You figured you might as well go with this "I'll have a wate-"
>"He'll have a martini!!" >What the hell, that's not what I wanted. >Waiter: Very well, your beverages will arrive shortly... Anonymous
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>>535163 Dude, that actually sounded quite epic
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>535128 What I really mean are things like this:
>She worse tons of makeup, but it wasn't make up, it was mashed foods on her face Maybe change that to something like:
>She wore tons of makeup on her face but something about it looked off >On closer inspection it appeared to actually be an assortment of foodstuffs she'd haphazardly smeared across herself Or maybe I'm just being a pretentious dick. Yeah, let's go with that.
TheSweat
Oh yea...>A mysterious mare pinned you down and is about to kiss you >Yea are ready >her hot soften lips touch yours gently >KNOCK KNOCK HOLY FUCK...>knock knock >you grab you head, half asleep Oh oh. I think I was about to kiss a Pony in my dream.>fuck this is not good >knock knock damnit>you almost forgot the annoying knocking >your boner is about to explode SHIT>morning wood and sex dream is like nitroglycerin >and your nitro just exploded and left a super boner >knock knock FUCK! GIVE ME A MINUTE!
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>535220 Don't worry about it, Dude. I'm sure it's just writing style n' such.
TheSweat
>>535275 >whosever is knocking like a sick fuck can wait >jump out of bed and run to bathroom Ok you have to do it...
>cold water on boner GASHNGFUCKNNG
>you wish you hadn't done it >boner not avaible! Please try again later >put some clothes on and run down the stairs >open the door and see twilight standing excited there Uhm... hey twilight... what are you doing here s-"
>she pulls you out with magic and runs towards the library >"I have to show you something! It's very important and it can't wait!" What's so important? It's like 5 A.M
>"I know why every mare want to 'rape' you" Yea really? I hope you're right! And it's not 'rape' it's rape they are really trying to rape me...
>she drags you into the library >"So while I was studying your species and your samples I found out something really intressting!" My... samples? I never gave you any-
>"In your perspiration-" MY WHAT!?
>"Sweat. In your sweat." Oh ok...
>"It's called Dermcidin and every mare get's... you know..." Horny
>"Yea horny if they smell it." So if I sweat I attract mares?
>"Yea right." Atlas
>>535113 This is very true, but in the event he gains powers (being extrademensional) it would make it possible to rule for a time, or atleast be a very big problems for the p0nies. Maybe he's meant to fail? What if the elements of harmony are actually sentient beings, like old gods, and want to test the land of Equestria if it deserves to command it's power? Maybe in a turn of events, a corrupted person gains access to their power, or a portion of it ateast, and is able to wreak havoc, bend others will, and conquer vast amounts land in the name of greed. What if Equestria will be destroyed and rebuilt by the very gods who created it? Like, Anon IS the judgement day, so to speak.
TheSweat
>>535294 >in your past world this would be the best thing if you would attract girls with you sweat >but now and here, it's just a nightmare But some aren't trying to rape me or otherwise have sex with me.
>"No this effects every mare. No exception." >But what about Rainbow >she's your bro and she didn't try to rape you No your not right...
>"I am. Trust me. Maybe some Mares just hide it good like me but-" >she blushes >"I'm right, really, it's a scientific fact!" >you can't believe your Bro would think of something like that >maybe she isn't right >A small light of hope is deep inside of you >what happens now? >now? hehehe >let's go practice medicin >I mean science Ok then Twilight I gotta get home and catch some sleep
>"Ok then..." >as you walk home you know a good plan to prove that twilight is wrong >you get home and go to sleep again >you wake up, it's allready noon >you do the normal things >you decide to go to the park to see Dash >you open the door and turn around >WHOOSH >Rainbro standing in front of you TheSweat
>>535317 Did you wanted to get me jump?
>"Nah. If I want you to jump you jump!" I don't think so...
>she ignores what you said >"So whatcha doin today?" Hm I don't know.
>secretly you know your doing your plan Are you in for gym?
>"BUCK YEA!" After that Booze and Movies?
>She looks at you and lifts one eyebrow I mean Movies and Booze of course
>she just stands there and stares at you What? Did I say something wrong?
>"I'm just wondering that you still asking! We're doin Movies and Booze all the time!" >fuck she's right Buck you're right
>Brohoof initiated >Brohoof completed >you're step back into you house for some sport clothes and then to the gym >after excersising 3 hours you're outpowered and sweaty just like Rainbow >you're trying to figure out if Rainbow is acting odd >as you walk home you see in the corner of your eye that she is staring at you >see stares at you and the she looks down at the ground over and over again >you are walking into your house >she walks over to in the kitchen >"I get the Booze..." >you walk over to the couch and let yourself fall into TheSweat
>>535334 >"Er... Your not showering?" >she seems to be nervous I shower later or do you have a problem with that?
>"Eh... no... no of course not." >she turns around and walk back to the kitchen >she allready got the booze why is the going back? What are you doing back there?
>"Eh... this is... er... the wrong bottles" What do you mean wrong? Booze is booze.
>"Yea ok if you think so..." >she walks back into the living room with 2 bottles of Applejack Daniels >"I... just go the bathroom ok?" Yea sure
>she trots off >you getting suspicious >what if twilight was right? >you flipping through the movies >you don't even know what you want to watch >maybe you should ask rainbow? you ask her when she is done in the bathroom >you take your shirt off and whirl it through the air so you sweaty smell is everywhere Now we'll see if you're right Mrs. Smartass Sparkle
>after 10 minutes you get curious about Dash >maybe you should go to look after her >you walk to the bathroom when you hear her panting >this can't be good >knocking the door Hey Dash. Your allright?
>"Yea! Yea! It's just... my muscels hurt from the training you know and I... massage them so they stop hurting." >the last part did more sound like a question Well I could massage them too.
>"WHAT!? I mean... you sure?" Yea of course I bet my fingers are way better.
>"Yes I think so too..." So hurry up the booze isn't drinking itself.
>"Ha yea. I'm allmost done..." Also what movie?
>"Choose one by yourself!" Okay, hurry up!
TheSweat
>>535357 >you act like you're walking away >you hear her releasing a deep sigh >she begins to pant again >but there's also another strange sound >Oh no >I hope she isn't doing what I think she does >she is whispering something >"oh yea..." >'she's so naughty' >'wait what' >"yes your fingers..." >She is marsturbating in your bathroom while she think about you >SHIT >'you would like to take a peek' >'what no' >'oh yes you would like to watch her doing it' >she's now panting heavier >Nope not a brainconflict >'Oh there is no conflict because you would like to lick her soaking wet marepussy' >'NO I DONT WANT TO!' >'or maybe i do?' >'No she's your bro. It's just your sweat. I reallity she doesn't want it and you don't want it either!' >'You're right' >you sneak downstairs and let her finish it >maybe you shouldn't whirl your shirt through the room like a maniac >stupid idea, really, really stupid >open a window >shes finally done >she trots down the stairs a bit blushed >"Sorry but my muscels are hurting really bad you know." Yea I see.
>"So what movie are you in for?" >your mind is twisting >you can't just walk over it like it was nothing you have to tell it to her None
>"None? Is that some new movie?" No.
>"So why didn't put a movie in?" Rainbow I think I gotta tell you something...
>"Er... ok..." But first you got to tell me something and answer me honest.
>"I guess that's ok..." Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>535165 >Later, the waiter arrives with the beverages >He places a cup of water near Lyra and a martini near you >As the waiter walks away, Lyra leans in close, eagerly waiting for you >fuck it >You take a sip of the martini >Hopefully this alcohol will help you bare through this suffering >"So, uh... how bout those fingers, huh? Th-They sure are great, huh?!" "Yeah, sure... whatever..."
>"And, uh... feet! Feet are fun and useful... and fondable! You should let me fondle your feet later! You know, plantonically... as humans!" >You figure you'll play along with this, but you may just take into another direction "What? That's not what humans do at all! Don't you know what humans do?"
>"O-Oh... R-Right! Uh... I know what humans do, because I am totally a human!" You give her a looked that showed that you're not buying it.
>She begins to sweat a little >"W-What I mean is... uh..." >Lyra suddenly pulled out a book that she was hiding under her clothes >She flipped through the chapters of the book >"I mean we can... 'use your tongue to gently stimula-'" >Lyra suddenly blushed and flipped through more chapters >She was obviously looked at the wrong chapter in her book that you assumed was based on humans in more ways than one. TheSweat
>>535389 What did you do really up in the Bathroom?
>she stares at me >she blushes hard >"I told you the muscels..." Please be honest...
>"How do you know I wasn't massaging my muscels!?" You were massaging but not you muscels...
>her face turns red >"WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW!?" It's obvious...
>her ears are falling back and she stares at the ground >"Ok... you right... but I'm so sorry! I just don't know why, I just had to, I'm so sorry!" >she got tears in her eyes >you smile So now I got to tell you something
>you tell her about your sweat and the gym I'm sorry too for setting you up like this but I just couldn't believe that you would do something as my Bro. Well it seems like I'm wrong. Ha
>Nature 1 : Anon 0 >still you got that feeling in the back of your head >"Ah no problem at least I know why Jackie and Shy are acting like this." >the feeling in your head gets worse and you know if you don't tell her now it gets really bad Maybe I should tell you something else too.
>"What is it?" When you were upstairs in the bathroom.
>she blushes again, it's emberassing to talk about it I just acted like I walked away...
>it's hard for you to tell her >she's got a blank stare, you can't read her expression I heard how you enjoyed yourself...
>fuck the spaghetti is getting in though the window I enjoyed it a bit too. I heard you moaning and panting and I was getting turned on too
>she's not moving, she is just staring Dash? I hope I don't creep you out...
>she stands up without saying a word and walks towards the door D-Dash? Please...
TheSweat
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>>535414 >you stand up to follow her when she bashes you and you land on your back >she pins you down Dash what the-
>she kisses you lips >you stare at her Guess Movies and Booze is over...
>"Yup" >She keeps kissing you while you grab her and get her upstairs to you bedroom END
Albert Reginald
Long restful day of sleep. Shit was good. So this may come off as annoying, but I'd like to know. What did you all think of my fic about AJ and FS running off crying and all that shit? I just want to know how well it went down for you guys. I feel that since I made it, my opinion on it is kinda biased.
Unamazing Writefag
>>535146 “So,” I began, breaking the silence once more. “I guess this is your job too?”
“Pardon?” she asked, as if lost in thoughts of her own.
“All this.” I explained, gesturing to the endless sea of stars before us, dominated by the massive white orb of the moon. “I’d overheard that Celestia was in charge of the sun and day, so it only makes sense if yours is the night. After all, ‘Luna’ means ‘moon’ in an old language of my world.” I said.
“Ah, yes. The night is my domain,” she confirmed, adding a bitter “however few may witness it.” under her breath.
“Most ponies are asleep for it, I assume?” I asked, glancing back at the downcast princess. Her gaze shifted from her hooves back to me.
“Yes… night is when they lock their doors, close their blinds, and the streets become empty, as if the cities themselves die. They remember what happened before… when I lost control. And now they fear my night, they loathe it, they see it as darkness and shadow and oppressiveness and nothing more.” Luna ranted, pacing along the deck as she vented her frustrations
I raised an inquisitive eyebrow, but said nothing. Glancing up at the moon, I looked her in the eye.
“Have you something to say?” she snapped, before wincing and likely silently admonishing herself for her irritability. Offering an apologetic glance, she gestured for me to speak.
“You /really/ believe all that? Sounds to me like you aren't giving your people enough credit. stop being melodramatic and /really/ think about it.” I asked, with all the bluntness and tact of a sledgehammer.
Her eyes widened in shock, evidently unused to the situation I'd just put her in.
Not wanting lose momentrum, I continued.
Wuten
Continuation of
>>521684 at last
>Both you and RD had an awesome time together that day >Cuddled and watched the rest of the Daring Do series >No clopping you sick fucks >Still a bit traumatized from the third Daring Do movie from before >OH GOD NOT THE OCTOPUS AGAIN OH GOD >You wake up in a cold sweat; it’s dark out now >You both must have fallen asleep sometime during the movie >RD’s still sleeping on your chest >You smile, gently placing your hand on her mane, running your thumb along the hair >Feels like silk >ohgodthatfeel.jpg >You try to get back to sleep >Brain says fuck you, decides to do some post-alcoholic deep thinking >Can humans and ponies even be with each other like that? >You might want to check some books from Twilight about that sort of thing >What’s important now is that nothing between you and your bro is kept hidden anymore >You close your eyes with a smile on your face, RD subconsciously nuzzling closer into your chest That morning…
>Wake up >It’s cloudy today >Thank Celestia you don’t have to deal with the sun >Open your eyes to see… two more staring right at you >RD was waiting for you to wake up >demeyes.jpg >She has the most adorable half-asleep face, smiling at you >”Morning, Anon…” she moves up to nuzzle against your cheek >You question why your brain could have doubted this “Heh, sleep well, RD?”
>You smile, hugging her to you >”Better than you might think, Anon. Gotta say, you’re no cloud, but damn you’re comfortable,” she grins, pushing up into the air and floating above you. “Well c’mon sleepy head, get up! We’ve gotta get you outta the house, now that the snow’s stopped,” she says, shaking you awake “Alright, alright, don’t worry, I’m up!”
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Wake up after a late night at the "Pre Flight-School Reunion Party" Pinkie threw for Rainbow >Spent all night avoiding Fluttershy and Applejack. Booze + alone with them = ... >You shudder at the thought >The night starts to blur right around the time you, Rainbow and Twilight finished the fourth bowl of punch >You didn't think Twilight had it in her to keep up with you and Dash in the liquor department >Speaking of booze, your head feels like it's in a vise grip. >You roll yourself out of bed and thank Celestia Pinkie thought to have the party *two* days before you and Dash go to Cloudsdale. >Now you can nurse this hang-over for a day >You go to the kitchen and scavenge whatever you can in your half-dead stupor >Once you've eaten and cleaned yourself up you decide to get some fresh air >Step outside to go to the park >blindedbythelight.mp3 >You stumble your way to the park, dumb luck saving you from running into anything or anyp0ny >Get to the park and notice that it's not so bright now >Notice that you're standing in a shadow >Look up, see a single cloud above you Rainbow must have missed one>Prepare yourself to go blind again as you continue through the park >The light never comes. You look up again to see the cloud still right above you Wat>You step to the right and look at the cloud, only to see it follow you Am I still drunk?>You're a little freaked out until you spot a rainbow-colored mane poking out from behind the white cloud >Rainbro freakin' Dash 1/x
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>535399 >She stops on one chapter >You can see she's silently reading it to herself >"You... can... propose to me... under the moonlight... then we can share a night of passion!" >She closes the book then turns to you with a beaming, smiling face >You grumble and look away, taking a large sip of your martini. >The waiter returns again. >"Have we all decided on what we will be ordering?" >Lyra says to the waiter-- >"Mhm! I'll have... the 'Rapports sexuels avec des hommes'!" >The waiter turns to you, waiting for your choice >You only look through the menu for a brief moment "Egh... I'll have the 'Je ne suis pas intéressé'."
>The waiter writes down both orders and leaves. How's my audience so far? Is this still being followed? Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>535311 You can have a lot of fun with that kind of myth crafting. Certainly, it sounds like an interesting idea.
Getting late here so I'm trying to think of something to contribute to your ideas but my mind is slowly unraveling. Going to grab some sleep soon.
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
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>>535651 Yesss, I'm really enjoying it.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Rainbow leaps down from the cloud, hurtling towards the ground like a meteor before pulling up to hover in front of you >She obviously saw your sorry ass wandering around blindly and decided to give you a break >"Hey, Anon, are you still out of it from last night? I thought you could handle your booze better than that." >No breaks to be given, she just wanted to mess with you... I drank as much as you did last night. How are *you not* hung-over?>"I'm just that awesome. You should know that about me by now. Plus, I've got a secret weapon. That punch never knew what hit it!" >You bet she spent all morning trying to cure her hang-over just so she could gloat >"Wanna know what it is?" She looks like she's dying to show you so you just nod like an idiot >She flies up to the cloud and returns with a bottle full of what looks like multicolored paint What the hell is that, Dash?>She throws you the bottle. The colors just swirl around but never mix together. You shake it but the colors remain separate >"It's rainbow. I've got a friend up in Cloudsdale who works in the factory. Just drink it, OK? Trust me, it works." >You eye the bottle suspiciously, but your bro would never pull anything on you, so you take a drink 2/x Field too long bullshit, making me split my parts into parts...
Albert Reginald
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>>535651 I like it. It's funny seeing Lyra with her human obsessions trying to get with Anon.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
TheSweat
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STORYS! STORYS EVERYWHERE! SO MUCH READING!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Well here I am in ponyville.>"Hello Anon!" Oh, hello Applejack>... ...>... *cough*
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>535651 >Lyra was again, staring at you with bedroom eyes >"So...?" "So... what?"
>"How do I look? Don't I look pretty?~" >She tried to do a seductive human pose, but her pony anatomy only made it look weird "Uh... no."
>Lyra was bit a startled. >"Uh, I mean... Hot? Er... beautiful? sexy?" >She nervously tried to do several other poses in her seat, attempting impress you. "Meh... nah.... bleh..."
>She slumped into her seat, disappointed. Captcha - Ssolun Disapprov'd
I sort of have an idea on where I am going with this... but not completely... GOTTA DIG INTO MY BRAIN Anonymous
>>535837 >"So... do you like Apples anon?" Apples are good
>... ...
>... Theyre quite, healthy. and good.
>"Yeah... they are good" ...
>... ...
>*cough* Anonymous
>>535888 I can tell you at this point I'd have asked about the pop can on her forehead.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
well my little fillies Im going to have to head out for now. Got to grab some shit. Keep up with the Lyra handa. When I return I shall begin a story for you all.
Anonymous
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>>535837 >>535930 Considering how much I suck at smalltalk, this is actually how my conversations with people (and probably ponies) actually go...
Anonymous
You know, considering how much we know about Equestria, I'm sure the realization that we know their names, deeds, and possibly their future could be... unsettling to the ponies.
Anonymous
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>>535930 And in the end, Anon was actually Fluttershy in disguise.
Anonymous
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>>535968 I look forward to losing another nights sleep! :D
Anonymous
>>535050 Just have anon be a veteran of the iraq war, multi-tour, possibly special forces, with or without warcrimes/ losing most or all of his friends
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>535959 or start making her spout bullshit about the intricacies of human life
Anonymous
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>>535973 I was thinking about that earlier.
Celestia would probably already know all about Anon.
Twilight would try to find out EVERYTHING about Earth, and how you know about them.
Everyone else would be curious / a little freaked out.
Anonymous
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>>535930 >"O-Oh! Theres Fluttershy! Come over here Fluttershy!" >"Hello Applejack, Anon! How are you? Oh Im good thanks
>"Good!" ...
>"..." ...
>"So... do you like animals?" Yeah, yeah. animals are cool
>Yeah.... Yeah...
>... ...
>... I had a rabbit once
>"Oh yeah? Me too!" Yeah, he died a few years ago
>"Oh.... Im sorry." Thanks.
>... ...
>... ...
>... "So do you like Apples?"
Unamazing Writefag
>>535561 "I don't know what you did, Luna," I admitted, folding my arms. 'But I do know this: Whatever it was, those ponies down there have had a millenium to forgive and forget." I said.
"But we--" she began to explain.
"No 'but's, Princess." I said, cutting her off sharply. "Listen to me."
"You may not /think/ they could forgive you for what you may have done, but let me tell you something." I said, pressing forward.
"Back home, we humans have done some pretty messed up stuff to eachother. And you know what happens when you commit an atrocity, like the untold numbers my race has inflicted upon eachother? We /take action/. If you're in power and you've wronged us? Then we /take you out/. Be it by assassination, coup, whatever, we make sure that they're never in power again."
She just stood there stunned, be it because of my words or my lack of regard for her status as royalty. I couldn't bring myself to give a fuck. This bitterness would not end well for anyone, so it was my duty to put an end to it.
"And you know what?" I continued, jabbing my finger towards her. "It sure looks to me like you've reclaimed your old position after a millenium of exile. Does that sound like being removed from power to you?" I asked, gesturing to the crown atop her head.
>fields Anonymous
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>>535513 Bit of a late response, but I enjoyed that story
Anonymous
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>>536028 dude i was actually thinking about trying to write my first story about this. get out of my head
Wuten
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>>535596 >You laugh, sitting up off the sofa, stretching >Feel your body pop in like 7 different places >Damn that felt good >Both of you head outside >Not nearly as cold as it was the past few days, despite the clouds >Look over to the side of the house >Some kind of snowman-thing >Walk over to it “Wait a minute…”
>Something’s going on >Snowman’s moving >Snow doesn’t usually move >…Or have eyes >Oh fuck, RD just flew off >”Hello, Anon… I haven’t forgotten about how you left me in the snow! I’ve been waiting…” >Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck she’s got the crazy look in her eyes again >You really don’t like where this is going “Sorry, Fluttershy, but I’m with Rainbow Dash, you’re too late.”
>She stops abruptly, eyeing you >”Well, Rainbow isn’t here. So that means you’re fair game!” she exclaims, leaping out of the snow and tackling you down >Fuck, the snow’s too high for anyone to see what she’s doing 2/x
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>528819 >"GET UP" you heard a sharp sequel >Before you are fully conscious you feel sharp hooves jumping up and down on your stomach >"I WANT BREAK-" the filly was shouting before you final grabbed her from her jumping "Having a little fun at my expense eh?"
>"I'm hungry" she looks you straight in the eye >She was feeling better obviously, if she was pissed she would just ignore you, she was feeling better but you were still drowsy as fuck "Okay leave the room while I get dressed"
>"Why do humans get dressed?" "No fur"
>You use that rather then cite social stigma against being naked in public, you might explain later when shes older but right now, you would rather not have her around while you change "Leave"
>She leaves and you close the door =
>You grab some flowers from the fridge and some bacon >She always hated the smell of meat cooking, I don't blame her but I swear to god, I am going to have my fucking bacon, it took time to hunt the Wild Hogs, and then field dress it, and THEN butcher it. And after yesterday, you needed your bacon. >You were not even sure what her deal was this morning, but you got her breakfast of flowers and apples was gonna finish alot sooner then yours of bacon and eggs "Did you get any homework?"
>"No" "If I stop be Miss. Cheerilee's and ask, and she tells me, Im going to have you cleaning the house for the rest of the weekend, so let me ask again, did you get any Homework."
>You can see the gears turning...these Ponies were no good at lying... she was taking too long to construct the background needed in case I pressed on >"Nope" she said, and then diving into breakfast Albert Reginald
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>Wake up. Terrible hangover >Ponder using the 'green sack' to qualm the throbbing in your head "No...only for emergencies.">Go downstairs >Fix up burnt toast and egg sammich with black coffee >Instant hangover cure >Knock knock on the door as you're munching >Answer the door >It's Fluttershy >She's staring at your shirtless body >Her wings slowly rise >She reaches back and pulls them down "Yes, Fluttershy?">"Um...Do you think you could come over...to my cottage today?" "Fluttershy, I know it's going to be an attempt at finding my fetish. So I'm sorry but no.">"Oh...okay..." >She flutters off >Close the door >Well shit...kinda feel bad >Maybe she was just trying to be friendly >Sigh heavily >Get showered and dressed >Head out the door >Walk to Fluttershy's cottage >Knock on the door >"Hi Anon. I thought you didn't want to come over today." "I changed my mind">"Oh, okay. Would you like some tea?" "Sure" 1/?
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>535651 >"You... can... propose to me... under the moonlight... then we can share a night of passion!" >The waiter returns and places a plate of spaghetti in front of Lyra >She frowns suddenly, reeling back from the dish >"You okay?" >She gives you a nervous grin, eyes darting back and forth >"Y-Yeah, why wouldn't I be? Just a normal human, after all!" >Spaghetti begins to exude from the pockets of her pants >"Enjoying a nice, normal human meal with my human friend who is as much of a human as I am!" >The spaghetti has begun to pool around her >It rises up, like a great wave of semolina >Lyra's speech becomes increasingly erratic >"In fact, I'm so human we should have no problems mating together! Like humans do! Because we're humans!" >Patrons from other parts of the restaurant are screaming as they're washed away in a sea of spaghetti >"WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO MY HUMAN HOME WHERE I'LL REMOVE MY HUMAN CLOTHES AND WE CAN-" >She pulls the now stained book from the waves of spaghetti roiling about her >Eyes scan over it rapidly >"-ENGAGE IN A VARIETY OF SENSUAL HUMAN PRACTICES INVOLVING THE HIGHLY ARTICULATED LIMBS AT OUR DISPOSAL!" >But it is too late >The Straits of Spaghetti have consumed you and you have succumbed to drowning amidst a pocket of sauce >As your spaghetti-bloated body floats to the surface Lyra departs from the restaurant, the spaghetti springs that are her pant pockets propelling her off into the lonesome night... I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry I couldn't resist it.
Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
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Wow these thread have really grown big, I can barely find the time to read all these stories. Keep up the good work everyone.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>535888 >The waiter arrives with the food >He places two hot, steaming dishes in front of you and Lyra >They're both pasta dishes >You tought this was a french resturant, not italian >Lyra takes ravels some of the pasta around her fork, and leans in to take a bite >The can that she was wearing around her horn suddenly slips off and lands on the table >She was in shock and fear >Awkward silence for several moments >You break the silence by pointing towards her horn "Uh... what is that thing on your head?"
>"O-oh... Uh... Th-That is... U-uh... Th-That is my... uh..." >Lyra suddenly pulls out her book again, skimming through a page >"That is my... vibrator! Yes, that is my vibrator, and I have it here with me because it is a human thing to have and I am a human so I have a vibrator because I do human things because I am a human... yes." >You can't help but smirk and chuckle. >"W-What's so funny...?" AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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New Thread:
>>536239 We got like 450 posts.
So much posts, awesome!
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>536173 Lyra could feed a nation
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>536173 Spaghetti, why does it always have to be spaghetti.
(keep up the great work)
>>536168 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Anonymous
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
Remember kids: Ctrl-S EVERYTHING
>rope
!Kxrt4x/CgA
>Watching MLP >Pinkie Pie episode >She breaks the 4th wall so hard she comes out of my computer screen >black out >wake up >don't remember jack >feel funny and slightly sandpapery >groggy >open eyes >OH GOD THE COLORS THIS IS ALL UNREAL IT"S SO BRIGHT even the grass which still feels like soft individual blades look like one flat, hard surface >WHAT THE FUCK >attempt to get up >why can't I stand up? >why are my legs and arms naturally 90 degees forward and in front of my chest and gut? >why does my neck go in the opposite direction? >what's this phantom limb feeling I have on my ass? >WAIT >WHY DO I HAVE 4 LEGS? >WHY DO I HAVE A LONG NECK? >WHY DO I HAVE A TAIL? >WHAT'S THIS ON MY FACE? >OH GOD ITS NOT ON MY FACE IT -IS- MY FACE >AH >AAAAHHHH >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >Spaz the fuck out in the middle of a field >legs flying everywhere and fumbling all over each other oh god how did i get here i am not good with quadruped locomotion >awkwardly, drunkenly stumble to ponyville as fast as safely possible because I bet Twilight Sparkle will know what to do
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>>536605 >crash into derpy hooves >dat awkward moment when I derp'd harder than derpy >"Wha's Wrong? Yew Fourgott how to walk?" >I bug eyedly nod yes in shamefur dispray >She giggles to herself and comforts me with "Nuh problam! I do that too sometiiimes in the morning! Here! Let me show you!" >One minute I am awkwardly getting the hang of it like a newborn filly oh GOD people are gonna think I'm drunk or something >Thank Derpy Hooves, recieve muffin, she flies off >relax for a moment >Suddenly remember I JUST GOT TAUGHT HOW TO WALK BY DERPY HOOVES AND I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF AND PART OF A CEL SHADED CARTOON ALTERNATE UNIVERSE HOW THE SHIT IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE >SWEET CELESTIA DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON IN THE REAL WORLD I BET I DID GOD I AM SO FUCKING STUPID STUPID STUPID STU- >Oh mother of pete how do I get out of here? My people need me! >what do I do what do I do what do I HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING PONYVILLE OVER THERE OH GOD OH MAN >awkwardly, drunkenly stumble to ponyville as fast as safely possible. >Must find Twilight Sparkle. >Must tell her I am an alien life form from an alternate universe that's trapped in the body of a pony that desperate needs to return to his homeworld so he can make sure he didn't leave the stove on or something >Must convince her I am not fucking crazy >Must tell her that I also love the fuck out of the series and that I ship Applejack with RaibowWHAAAA WAIT NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING THERE STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPI- Anonymous
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>>536605 Cool story, bro, but head on over to the new thread.
>>536239 >>536239 Unamazing Writefag
>>536115 As she dropped to her haunches, dumbfounded, I took an deep breath, attempting to calm myself.
Once I'd cooled off, I spoke again. 'Look, I'm sorry for snapping at you like that. I have no clue where that came from." I said, scratching the back of my head.
"But," I continued. "My point still stands. You're beating yourself up over it too much, I'm willing to bet money on that. A thousand years is a lot of time for old wounds to heal. And as far as I can tell ponies forgive far more easily than humanity does." I ventured.
She simply sat there, processing my rant. I sighed. I wouldn't be surprised if this came back to bite me in the ass.
"Look," I said. "Just give them a chance. I haven't seen much of regular ponies, I'll give you that. But the ones I have seen don't seem to hate you, or anything."
>FIIIIIIIELD Ponygon !Gi8l6ezzXk
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>>536115 Continue, Damnit!
>please? Ponygon !Gi8l6ezzXk
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>>536737 Oh, thank you, thought you left, heh, heh, oh...
>sorry Anonymous
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Anonymous
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The moments crawl by slowly. Every second increasing the growing awkward tension that had enveloped Anon, AppleJack and Fluttershy. Anon had never been great at small talk back home, he kept himself to himself and that was the way he liked it. Why. Why had he assumed it be so easy? His mind was a blank slate; the more he tried to think of what to say, the more worried he got about not saying anything yet. >"Well... Ill be off now partner. It was nice talking to yah" >"Oh.. um... yes. Id better go, f-feed my animals" A huge wieght dropped in the pit of Anons stomach, he knew this was coming. "Oh, yeah sure. See you soon" Turning away, Anon started cursing himself. What was wrong with him? His social anxiety had prevented him from making many friends throughout his life; but when he finally got to Ponyville he thought... he thought hed finally come home. It hurt; it hurt because unlike most humans back home, he really liked the ponies here; he wanted to talk to them. It hurt because his expectations were too high. Anon swallowed his sadness and sat down upon the cold grassy hill. Allowing himself to relax his back against a nearby tree, he prevented himself from thinking about his prior convosation. He tried to forget his embaressment; his sadness and his lonliness "I thought this would be home. I geuss I dont really belong anywhere afterall..."
>rope
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again, new thread
>>536239 Anonymous
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don´t mind me, just bumping
Anonymous
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keepin this shit alive