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> Not gay
> Not even slightly
> Live with Bon Bon anyway
> Know she's gay
> Know she's waiting for soemthing to happen
> Know she's giving it time
> Giving ME time
> I drag it out
> I just like living with her, being taken care of financially
> If we weren't living like a couple, I'd have to get a real job
> She pays the bills while I pursue my musical career
> It's... not working out
> I even play along with the gay thing
> Give her cuddles, naughty looks, let "sexy" moments happen
> Keep her thinking something is *this close* to happening
> It never will
> Feel terrible
> Just scared she'll leave me and have to provide for myself or move back in with parents
> Fuck my life