New thread because the old one is abut to reach bump limit.
Wuten
Reposting from the last thread>Both you and RD had an awesome day that day >Cuddled and watched the rest of the Daring Do series >No clopping you sick fucks >Still a bit traumatized from the third Daring Do movie from before >OH GOD NOT THE OCTOPUS AGAIN OH GOD >You wake up in a cold sweat; it’s dark out now >You both must have fallen asleep sometime during the movie >RD’s still sleeping on your chest >You smile, gently placing your hand on her mane, running your thumb along the hair >Feels like silk >ohgodthatfeel.jpg >You try to get back to sleep >Brain says fuck you, decides to do some post-alcoholic deep thinking >Can humans and ponies even be with each other like that? >You might want to check some books from Twilight about that sort of thing >What’s important now is that nothing between you and your bro is kept hidden anymore >You close your eyes with a smile on your face, RD subconsciously nuzzling closer into your chest >Wake up >It’s cloudy today >Thank Celestia you don’t have to deal with the sun >Open your eyes to see… two more staring right at you >RD was waiting for you to wake up >demeyes.jpg >She has the most adorable half-asleep face, smiling at you >”Morning, Anon…” she moves up to nuzzle against your cheek >You question why your brain could have doubted this >You smile, hugging her to you >”Better than you might think, Anon. Gotta say, you’re no cloud, but damn you’re comfortable,” she grins, pushing up into the air and floating above you. “Well c’mon sleepy head, get up! We’ve gotta get you outta the house, now that the snow’s stopped,” she says, shaking you awake
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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Should we really start a new one, so soon?
Anonymous
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Id better hurry up and post the next part of my story. everyone is waiting. *cough*
Wuten
>>536295 >You laugh, sitting up off the sofa, stretching >Feel your body pop in like 7 different places >Damn that felt good >Both of you head outside >Not nearly as cold as it was the past few days, despite the clouds >Look over to the side of the house >Some kind of snowman-thing >Walk over to it “Wait a minute…”
>Something’s going on >Snowman’s moving >Snow doesn’t usually move >…Or have eyes >Oh fuck, RD just flew off >”Hello, Anon… I haven’t forgotten about how you left me in the snow! I’ve been waiting…” >Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck she’s got the crazy look in her eyes again >You really don’t like where this is going “Sorry, Fluttershy, but I’m with Rainbow Dash, you’re too late.”
>She stops abruptly, eyeing you >”Well, Rainbow isn’t here. So that means you’re fair game!” she exclaims, leaping out of the snow and tackling you down >Fuck, the snow’s too high for anyone to see what she’s doing 2/x
How do you guys think I'm doing so far?
Churchwarden
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Damn these are popular!
ZeroBeat
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>You are sleeping in your bed, hovering between consciencness and sleep >You feel a soft cold breeze against your skin, but it barely registers in you mind >A quiet tapping echoes from the other side of the room, but that too is lost in your dreamlike state >"H-hey... Anon?" >Pretend to be asleep. >You feel the warmth of her body as she presses against you and wraps her legs around your torso >"You know, its awfully cold in here. I-I heard humans also like to share their... body heat" >Lay motionless, pretend to be asleep. Maybe shell go away >"Hmmm. I wonder if humans can get erections in their sleep..." >Stand up >Leave >Slam door >Sleep n the ground
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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Reposting my story because WHEEEEEEEEEEE>Wake up after a late night at the "Pre Flight-School Reunion Party" Pinkie threw for Rainbow >Spent all night avoiding Fluttershy and Applejack. Booze + alone with them = ... >You shudder at the thought >The night starts to blur right around the time you, Rainbow and Twilight finished the fourth bowl of punch >You didn't think Twilight had it in her to keep up with you and Dash in the liquor department >Speaking of booze, your head feels like it's in a vise grip. >You roll yourself out of bed and thank Celestia Pinkie thought to have the party *two* days before you and Dash go to Cloudsdale. >Now you can nurse this hang-over for a day >You go to the kitchen and scavenge whatever you can in your half-dead stupor >Once you've eaten and cleaned yourself up you decide to get some fresh air >Step outside to go to the park >blindedbythelight.mp3 >You stumble your way to the park, dumb luck saving you from running into anything or anyp0ny >Get to the park and notice that it's not so bright now >Notice that you're standing in a shadow >Look up, see a single cloud above you >Prepare yourself to go blind again as you continue through the park >The light never comes. You look up again to see the cloud still right above you >You step to the right and look at the cloud, only to see it follow you >You're a little freaked out until you spot a rainbow-colored mane poking out from behind the white cloud >Rainbro freakin' Dash
Albert Reginald
Repostan from last thread>Wake up. Terrible hangover >Ponder using the 'green sack' to qualm the throbbing in your head >Go downstairs >Fix up burnt toast and egg sammich with black coffee >Instant hangover cure >Knock knock on the door as you're munching >Answer the door >It's Fluttershy >She's staring at your shirtless body >Her wings slowly rise >She reaches back and pulls them down >"Um...Do you think you could come over...to my cottage today?" >"Oh...okay..." >She flutters off >Close the door >Well shit...kinda feel bad >Maybe she was just trying to be friendly >Sigh heavily >Get showered and dressed >Head out the door >Walk to Fluttershy's cottage >Knock on the door >"Hi Anon. I thought you didn't want to come over today." >"Oh, okay. Would you like some tea?"
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>536224 >You sigh "Lyra... just give it up"
>"W-What? I-I'm not Lyra! I..." >You give her such a disapproving look. >Lyra sighs in disappointment >She wipes the makeshift food makeup off her face and looks down in shame and failure "I'm sorry, Lyra... It's not happening..."
>You stand up from the table and leave the resturant >Lyra remains in her booth, all alone >Tears swell up in her eyes. Anonymous
>>536239 Why repost an image that was literally just drawn today for the board, and hasn't even been pushed off yet?
>>520747 Anonymous
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>>536319 Amazing, Keep going!
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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It's spaghetti time.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Ugh... I literally have to take a break here... I'll be back to post more of this Lyra storyline, that's if you guys still want more by the time I'm back.
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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How do I good writing
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
gah! I lost my motivation, I haven't even scratched to surface of my fanfic either
Anonymous
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>>536419 Not sure if that's the ending. It works well as one, but it might not be.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>536523 *scratched the surface
then there's the numerous spelling and syntactical mistakes that I'm committing
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>Rainbow leaps down from the cloud, hurtling towards the ground like a meteor before pulling up to hover in front of you >She obviously saw your sorry ass wandering around blindly and decided to give you a break >"Hey, Anon, are you still out of it from last night? I thought you could handle your booze better than that." >No breaks to be given, she just wanted to mess with you... >"I'm just that awesome. You should know that about me by now. Plus, I've got a secret weapon. That punch never knew what hit it!" >You bet she spent all morning trying to cure her hang-over just so she could gloat >"Wanna know what it is?" She looks like she's dying to show you so you just nod like an idiot >She flies up to the cloud and returns with a bottle full of what looks like multicolored paint >She throws you the bottle. The colors just swirl around but never mix together. You shake it but the colors remain separate >"It's rainbow. I've got a friend up in Cloudsdale who works in the factory. Just drink it, OK? Trust me, it works." >You eye the bottle suspiciously, but your bro would never pull anything on you, so you take a drink
Anonymous
Shall we take the whole sweat thing as canon for these stories? I think it's nice to have a chemical explanation rather than some kind of universal human fetish.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
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>>536420 It's the only image I thought was really good because it's the real Anon and not the 'Guys Fawkes raped faggot Anon' and it could maybe give some ideas for new storylines
AD
>>536107 The moments crawl by slowly. Every second increasing the growing awkward tension that had enveloped Anon, AppleJack and Fluttershy.
Anon had never been great at small talk back home, he kept himself to himself and that was the way he liked it.
Why. Why had he assumed it be so easy? His mind was a blank slate; the more he tried to think of what to say, the more worried he got about not saying anything yet.
>"Well... Ill be off now partner. It was nice talking to yah" >"Oh.. um... yes. Id better go, f-feed my animals" A huge wieght dropped in the pit of Anons stomach, he knew this was coming.
"Oh, yeah sure. See you soon"
Turning away, Anon started cursing himself. What was wrong with him?
His social anxiety had prevented him from making many friends throughout his life; but when he finally got to Ponyville he thought... he thought hed finally come home. It hurt; it hurt because unlike most humans back home, he really liked the ponies here; he wanted to talk to them. It hurt because his expectations were too high. Anon swallowed his sadness and sat down upon the cold grassy hill.
Allowing himself to relax his back against a nearby tree, he prevented himself from thinking about his prior convosation. He tried to forget his embaressment; his sadness and his lonliness
"I thought this would be home. I geuss I dont really belong anywhere afterall..."
Albert Reginald
>>536386 >She pours you a cup from a fresh batch >Made just before you arrived >Almost like she anticipated this "Alright Fluttershy. This needs to stop."
>She looks surprised "I know this is another rape attempt. And if Applejack doesn't burst through that door within the next five seconds that only confirms that this is a fetish attempt."
>Fluttershy cocks her head in confusion "So there's only one thing I can do. I...I'm going to have sex with you...Only to stop you from continuing these ridiculous attempts to find my fetish!"
>She squeals with glee and grabs your hand, pulling you to her bedroom >She immediately positions herself on the bed and spreads herself >Jesus I can't believe I'm going through with this >You drop your pants and leave 'em on the floor >Stop your jimmies from rustling so damn much >Attempt to harden your still flaccid manhood >Having a pony shake her flank at you isn't helping much >Success >You place the tip to her anticipating lips >"Please be gentle..." >You slide in slowly >You're about halfway in >Suddenly Fluttershy shudders >Juices. Mare juices everywhere >Epiphany rises in your brain "Dammit Fluttershy!"
>Quickly pull out, grab pants >"Wait, Anon. What's-" "Squirting isn't my fetish and neither is coming early!"
>"But I don't know what yo-" "Save it!"
>"Really, Anon! I wasn-" >Shut the door >Angry walk back to your house with pants in one hand >Not. One. Fuck. Goddamn ponies
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>>536628 Well I hoped you like the ending to my erm story. It was quite a *cough* story. Yeah *cough* yes
so
thanks
for reading
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thanks for that
goodbye
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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I'm gonna have to go offline and write this, I've fucked up and deleted my shit like three times now on pastebin.
Anonymous
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>>536637 i frew up a bit in mah mouf
Wuten
>She’s holding you down as you struggle >Damn, it’s always the quiet ones >She grabs your shirt in her teeth and rips it off you >Fuck that snow is cold on your back >You instinctively arch your back to get out of the cold, but all it does is press up against Flutterrape >”Oh, Anon… I didn’t know you would be so forward with me…” she says in an obviously practiced seductive tone >Damn crazy mares >She’s moved down to your waist now, fumbling with your pants >You quickly pray to whatever deity is listening that this works >You bring your legs up and slam them into her sides, just in front of her hind legs >She yelps, collapsing >You immediately struggle to get up while she recovers >You try to take a step but feel a tugging on your pants >She has the leg in her teeth >She may be crazy and timid, but even you know that her teeth are like a vice >You quickly try running, dragging Fluttershy along with you >She tries pulling back, but the snow doesn’t help her traction >Forced to tug her along behind you, since she’s not letting go >You glare down at her as you continue dragging >”Because you’re not like the rest of us, Anon… Oh yes, your body is so much different from us. And that’s what drives me crazy… I want to know more! I want to feel you buried deep inside me…” she continues the practiced seductive voice >You sigh, continuing to drag >Small fillies that are playing turn to look at the spectacle >They all get grins on their faces, leap into the snow like Digletts >”Diggadiggadiggadiggadigga…” you hear them all around you, before they pop up around you and start pelting both of you with snowballs
Anonymous
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>536168 >It was Midday and you had to go into town to pick up a few construction supplies >Stopping by Miss.Cheerilee's, you were going to make good on your promise >Knocking, you could hear telling you to wait a second >She opened the door and looked up, backing up slighty >You could see a flash of fear in her eyes >Jesus you can't interact with ANYONE in this community normally >Except for Derpy >Derpy had no fear of you, perhaps because she gave letters to creatures obviously far more dangerous then you >Memo to Self: Give Derpy a "Thanks for not treating me like a pariah Muffin" "Hello Cheerilee, I need to know if my da-, adopted daughter was given any homework"
>You were careful not to stright up call her your daughter in front of other members of the pony species...it might be misconstrued for something else, although you don't know what >"Oh yes um..." Cheerilee could barely look you in the eye >"She has a one page report on her parents, like everyone else in class due" she said avoiding your eyes >A flash of violence crossed your mind, you wanted to grab her head and force her to look you in the eye >Violence won't win over these ponies "Thank you Ma'am"
>You leave to hit the store and returned home >Now you know what the issue is, she ether doesn't know if she wants to write about me, her biological parents, or she is embarrassed to write about a human >Returning home you were going to forgo the threatened punishment in lieu of the facts >She young and dose not know how she wants to approach this assignment Albert Reginald
>>536715 Dude, I really like this story. Keep going.
Unamazing Writefag
>>536737 She gazed up at me with eyes full of... hope?
"Do you really think so, Anon?" she asked.
"Of course," I replied. "besides, I sure don't see anything for them to fear." I said with a grin. "I'm sure that there are plenty who appreciate the night. It's really, really, amazing. Probably the most beautiful thing I've seen." I reassured, completely sincere.
"...Thank you, Anon. I hope you're right." she said, voice full of gratitude.
Intrigued at the lack of the royal we, I responded. "I know I am." I stated, giving a yawn.
"Okay, looks like I /am/ a little tired after all." I said with a grin. "If it's fine with you, I'd like to try and get some shuteye."
"We shall not disturb you any longer." she vowed.
"Thanks. Good night, Princess." I said.
"Good night, Anon. Once again, thank you."
"It's no prob--" I began, turning to face her. Where the Princess had once stood, hoever, there was only thin air.
With a shrug, I shut the door and clambered into bed.
This time, sleep came easily.
Anonymous
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remember to archive the old thread
Anonymous
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>>536295 Good man. Was sad to see the first one end and just skimmed through most of the rest. Would love to see more. Rainbow Dash is best pony, etc, etc.
Anonymous
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>>536657 you need to speak with a therapist
and that's all I'm saying to you.
Unamazing Writefag
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>>536801 And this concludes Anon's first night in Equestria.
Now to take abreak and figured out how tomorrow in the fic will play out.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>536637 >Angry walk back to your house with pants in one hand >Applejack springs from the fucking bushes >This has got to be some insane xanatos gambit right here >"Alright, sugarcube, I didn't reckon on you actually makin' 'Shy cry, we're gonna have ta fix that." >You stare at her for a moment longer before throwing your hands up in exasperation >"Fine! At least let me get these pants on." >She shoots you what is easily the most sadistic grin you've seen in your time here >"Where we're goin' we won't need pants." And with that I'm off to bed, 'night gents.
Captcha: sir atcipan
There is always that sense of anticipation when a new thread is created, no?
Anonymous
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Repostan for posterity !Kxrt4x/CgA Mon 12 Mar 2012 05:07:00 No. 536971 Report >Watching MLP >Pinkie Pie episode >She breaks the 4th wall so hard she comes out of my computer screen >black out >wake up >don't remember jack >feel funny and slightly sandpapery >groggy >open eyes >OH GOD THE COLORS THIS IS ALL UNREAL IT"S SO BRIGHT even the grass which still feels like soft individual blades look like one flat, hard surface >WHAT THE FUCK >attempt to get up >why can't I stand up? >why are my legs and arms naturally 90 degees forward and in front of my chest and gut? >why does my neck go in the opposite direction? >what's this phantom limb feeling I have on my ass? >WAIT >WHY DO I HAVE 4 LEGS? >WHY DO I HAVE A LONG NECK? >WHY DO I HAVE A TAIL? >WHAT'S THIS ON MY FACE? >OH GOD ITS NOT ON MY FACE IT -IS- MY FACE >AH >AAAAHHHH >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >Spaz the fuck out in the middle of a field >legs flying everywhere and fumbling all over each other oh god how did i get here i am not good with quadruped locomotion >awkwardly, drunkenly stumble to ponyville as fast as safely possible because I bet Twilight Sparkle will know what to do
Churchwarden
First one>It's finally over >Honorable discharge >Long flight home, get no sleep >Didn't tell Katie, want to surprise her >That and with a ring >Plane finally lands in Colorado Springs >Dad and mom are waiting, give the welcome back tears >Go home, change into dress uniform >Grab truck, so excited you can barely sit still >She's stayed with you so long >Through the wounds and buddies dying >Round last corner >Two cars in driveway > Don't know anyone who drives a porsche >Maybe a friend, no worries, you trust her >Jump out, walkin' on fuckin sunshine >Knock >No answer >Let self in, she never cared before >Greeted by the sight of some douchebag raping your girl >Blind rage >Rip him off of her, proceed to wreck his shit >"YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKIN' RAPE MY GIRL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" >"What are you doing anon!?" >wat > Doucebag manages to regain himself and sputter, "Fuckin' stop, she came onto me!" >Feel something snap in the recesses of your mind.
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !lolpnies
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !lolpnies Mon 12 Mar 2012 05:07:00 No. 536982 Report Alright, here comes Chapter Two.
Wuten
>>536698 >Fucking fillies >Fucking snow >How do fillies even make snowballs anyway? >Oh yeah. Magic. >You grin, taking the idea and pick up a giant wad of snow, dumping it on Fluttershy >She lets out a squeak and goes to clean it off >You take this opportunity to run like hell >Thank you for being a fast runner before you came to Equestria >You take a sharp turn to the left, hiding behind a building >See Fluttershy zooming around the skies, her hunger for you growing by the second >Fucking crazy >You turn around and head down the alley, out of sight >Rainbow’s nowhere to be found >Where did that Pegasus go? >You shrug, continuing to move, keeping an eye out for that yellow male-hungry pegasus >”Anon? What’re you doing back here?” >You turn and see Mr. Cakes “Oh, sorry; I’m trying to keep myself hidden.”
>”Now why would you be doing that? You should come inside, you look hungry,” he smiles >Mr. Cakes now confirmed as another potential bro 4/x
I feel good starting this up again; just felt wrong ending it there at the confession. Next part coming up soon!
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>It started as fun and games >>Clouds of chocolate milk, streets of suds, checkerboard ground >>Irritating, but amusing >>The creatures were creepy, but relatively harmless. Bison in tutus, rodents with Giraff legs stampeding through town >>Frustrating, but tolerable >>Then buildings started leaving their foundations, inverting; some transmuting to particle board planks >>Then day and night became inconsistent. It was as if Celestia had lost control >>But she had not. Because she does have control over one thing >>You >>Her little human >>And you couldn't be happier >>These chaos abominations were persistent in their desire for blood >>As usual, you are more than willing to grant that >>“By Celestia!” >>Cherilee squinted as you dispatched another marauding agent of discord >>Your knuckles drip with crimson as you stand at the >>Harmony has failed, but you are not harmony >>Celestia told you that much. You are chaos. Controlled chaos. >>Under their desks lay, cowering, a collection of the next generation of ponies >>Their teacher, being courageous beyond her calling as a helpless victim of the powers over Ponyville, stops at nothing to comfort them >>And you? >>You serve Celestia's will. Even subconsciously, her will is often times your own >>You live for this, you would die for this. You love Celestia for all she has done for you >>And no one >>No thing >>Will lay a finger on Celestia's innocent children >>Another charges the door. A hopelessly corrupt Pony whose face, even as twisted as it is, you still recognize >>It is the ultimate test of your loyalty to your new God >>Bam, boom, bibbity bop >>Yet another body at your feet
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>>536971 >crash into derpy hooves >dat awkward moment when I derp'd harder than derpy >"Wha's Wrong? Yew Fourgott how to walk?" >I bug eyedly nod yes in shamefur dispray >She giggles to herself and comforts me with "Nuh problam! I do that too sometiiimes in the morning! Here! Let me show you!" >One minute I am awkwardly getting the hang of it like a newborn filly oh GOD people are gonna think I'm drunk or something >Thank Derpy Hooves, recieve muffin, she flies off >relax for a moment >Suddenly remember I JUST GOT TAUGHT HOW TO WALK BY DERPY HOOVES AND I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF AND PART OF A CEL SHADED CARTOON ALTERNATE UNIVERSE HOW THE SHIT IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE >SWEET CELESTIA DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON IN THE REAL WORLD I BET I DID GOD I AM SO FUCKING STUPID STUPID STUPID STU- >Oh mother of pete how do I get out of here? My people need me! >what do I do what do I do what do I HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING PONYVILLE OVER THERE OH GOD OH MAN >awkwardly, drunkenly stumble to ponyville as fast as safely possible. >Must find Twilight Sparkle. >Must tell her I am an alien life form from an alternate universe that's trapped in the body of a pony that desperate needs to return to his homeworld so he can make sure he didn't leave the stove on or something >Must convince her I am not fucking crazy >Must tell her that I also love the fuck out of the series and that I ship Applejack with RaibowWHAAAA WAIT NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING THERE STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPI- Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !lolpnies
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !lolpnies Mon 12 Mar 2012 05:10:00 No. 537017 Report >>536982 > Be at home, early morning. > Welcome to day 65 upon entering the new reality that is Equestria > You have yet to get those complimentary peanuts for the trip > You have cursed the angry gods for the situation you have been put in > You have also thanked them for the lucky situations you encountered > Fluttershy, much as you loved her in the show, has been soon removed from the list. > Unsure about Applejack, she's been friendly but very scary, although good help in getting used to life here. > Twilight Sparkle has been beyond help, she's seriously became your Otacon >Celestia and Luna have been helping out since Day 1 > Luna sure as hell got your back > Got your own base on the moon > MOOOOOOOOON.avi > Rainbow Dash has been cutest bro one can ask for > Rest of them are... eh, you'll get to that one day. > SO, about Fluttershy, yeah. Why can't she as sweet as you knew her? > Why the hell has she turned into your obvious stalker? > You ponder this as you close the door from what went on for hours. > Flashback bubble initiated > You spent all night arguing with Fluttershy on the front porch, the chill of the cold air giving you a nasty head cold. > She tilts her innocent looking head at you, trying to draw you in with her pseudo naive gaze. > NOPE.jpeg > "Anon, why won't you let me in and rape you?" "Because this is a RD story, and quite frankly you've scarred me beyond reasoning. Maybe tomorrow."
> "Oh... ok. Well, see you tomorrow! *sqwee*" > FuckingFluttershy.jpg The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537005 >>This had been going on for what seemed like days. The constant shifts between day and night make it hard to tell >>You grow weary, but you have great strength in your purpose >>Right up until a loud crack calls your attention >>You look behind you, and to your horror the elementary school has been instantly transfigured into a flat sheet of wood >>No sign of its former occupants as it falls to the ground and shatters >>You were their protector, their liaison to life Oh, Celestia...
>>You raise an arm, attempting in vein to shield yourself from the reality of the situation >>Of your complete and total inability to do anything >>Of the murder of all those children >>It is then that a voice pierces the chaos storm that your home has become >>“Chaos is a wonderful, WONDERFUL thing!” >>You turn to see it, and your depression transmutes into unbridled anger >>You clench your right fist. Your right; so many opponents fell to your right. It's your weapon of choice. What you're known for. >>You step towards the monstrosity. A large creature, with the head of a goat and the body of feathered snake. Forelimbs of a lion and an eagle. Hind legs of an ass and a skink. Its head is crowned with antlers from a mountain ram and a deer. Undersized wings, one of a bat and one of a dove, rest on its abysmal shoulders. >>And then there was one long, stained, yellow tooth of a shark protruding from its lip >>It sits upon a throne of all you held near and dear, claiming the eye of the storm which has reduced your life to ruin as its own 2/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537094 >>Your foot comes down in a puff of dust, and you look upon it. Clearly, it notices you. >>“Oh! A human? Homo Sapien? Have you come to revel in my creation? I do know how much you people love this sort of thing.” >>It squints one eye as it glares at you, holding a smile. It was so smug about it all >>Celestia told you of Discord. In fact, Discord was one of the reasons you were brought here >>But you did not make the connection. You never saw the statue. >>You are bound to Ponyville, your trips to Canterlot are rare and gifted sparingly My name is
>>You get cut off >>“Anonymous. Ah, I know. One of Celestia's little pawns... to be honest I didn't think she'd have the nerve to try and bring one of your kind to this world. She's usually too boring to have any fun.” >>He smiles and slinks over to you, wrapping his body around your back and presenting himself before you >>“So, little human, how on earth did she manage to tame you?” With the truth.
>>Discord vanished and appeared on his throne, one hand behind his head and the other curled as he breathed on his nails >>He wiped them off on his body as he rolled his eyes >>“Oh, no. Don't tell me that out of all the humans Celestia could have gotten, she picks the most BORING of the bunch.” >>You do not speak. You are a man of few words >>Instead, you just march forward, advancing on Discord's throne. Righteous fury in your eyes. You are curious what color his blood will run >>He puts a finger to his lips, feigning worry, before nodding to you with a confident smirk >>“Oh, please” >>A corrupt Royal Guard pony, stationed in the township, materializes before you >>Its skin runs like ink, the armor tattered and in disrepair 3/x
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>536784 Will do
>>536715 >You returned home to find something wrong >Your daughter was gone >Your daughter was gone >Your daughter was gone >Everything in your mind locked up >You ripped though the house, looking for anything >You always thought it was retarded how a parent's higher logic functions was locked up when their child was in danger >You now joined the ranks of horrified, worried caregivers who who who.... >Your mind was on a loop >Find your daughter, if not find evidence of where she went, if not find help >Help >help >If you ask for help, surly they will come and tak- >Oh god.... you thought you always kept enough emotional distance from her so that if her parents or the community came to take her from you, you could do so without much emotional repercussion. >You failed >Running outside you screamed her name "ALEXANDRIA!!"
>You gave her that name since ponies receive their name much later in life then humans >She said that the others made fun of her for it....they had names that were two verbs or two nouns or some tangent of them >Not Alexandria, noo you gave her a name that reflected the boldness she had in symmetry to Alexander the great... >And now shes gone >Your little Alexandria >gone Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !lolpnies
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !lolpnies Mon 12 Mar 2012 05:17:00 No. 537171 Report >>537017 I apologize, and I am a newfag for this, but it appears I can't post anymore because it think's I'm a spambot.
http://pastebin.com/yYiCHUcw Is the full story, hopefully you'll find it to your taste.
Thanks in advance for reading it, hope you like it, and good job to my fellow writers on here, I swear on my grandma's grave I read everything on here, and I freaking love it.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537136 >>The only thing that resembled what it once did in life was the swirling unicorn horn jutting from its forehead >>“Now, Anon, you wouldn't...” >>You thrust your left hand forward and grab the horn of the chaos-inflicted guard >>You have fought unicorns before in the fight circuit. The best way to defeat them is to not give them a chance >>With a rough yank, you cause the skeletal body of the thing to rattle as it catapults over your shoulder and dashes to a hundred pieces on the ground behind you >>Discord freezes >>Even he wasn't expecting that >>He was expecting harmony >>But you aren't harmony >>You're Anonymous >>You do not forgive, you do not forget >>You're controlled chaos, just like Celestia wanted >>You continue your advance towards Discord >>“Yeah, okay” >>He puts his asymmetrical hands on his hips in an unimpressed huff >>“Real tough guy. Well, what about this?” >>He extends a single finger towards you, his face something criminal and psychotic >>You are overcome by an electric beam of chalky white, and as the energy clears you find yourself standing before you >>Albeit in a more gray tone >>You look at it curiously, it looks at you with malice >>“If there's one thing you humans are good at, it's killing one another. But can you kill yourself?” >>Discord gave a confident chuckle, thinking he had this in the bag >>But you are Anonymous >>“This should be entertaining” >>Discord smirked and drew up a glass of chocolate milk, prepared for a show 4/x
Churchwarden
Part 2/x>Drop doucebag, stand up straight again >He bolts like a buck naked flash >Stare at katie >She says words but your mind doesnt register them >You turn smartly on your heel and walk away >Slowly and methodically drive home >You've got no more reason to go on. >Dead friends, cheating girlfriend that you were with for 4 years, nightmares send you back to Afghanistan every night >Fuck the world >Make it home >Ignore parents trying to talk to you >Grab every scrap of your military gear you have left: spare BDU's, web vests, survival gear >Grab M1a dad got you for your birthday plus a couple of boxes of ammo >Stuff it all in your pack and a duffel bag >Time to disappear from the face of the earth >You drove for six hours, going down trails your truck was never meant to go >Eventually a ball joint gives up the ghost >Continue on foot another hour >Make camp, build fire >Crawl into sleeping bag >Cry self to sleep
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537185 >>You look upon yourself with some worry >>Up until now, you have fought Ponies and Diamond Dogs. Never a human >>But you have a job to do. Celestia commands it >>You dart forward and throw a left jab straight at your doppelganger, lunging in to the attack >>He easily swishes past, raising his dukes >>You raise yours in turn >>You launch a second jab, aimed to pass through his guard >>He pulls away, rebounds, and lunges in for a short punch to your gut >>You anticipate this and perform a low block, deflecting the low punch before attempting to clinch the opponent when you two are close >>He recovers too quickly and nails you with a fast uppercut from his left, followed by a hook from his right >>He took advantage of your lowering your guard to clinch, and you earn yourself a bloody nose >>You stumble back and wipe the crimson from your face before raising your guard once more >>You go on the offensive again, throwing a hook from your leading left to get around his defenses >>The doppelganger throws his right arm into the crook of your elbow, deflecting the punch as he lunges in for an elbow to your face >>You recover and slip it, putting up your guard >>You purposefully let him take the initiative for that one second. He takes it >>What follows gets Discord's rocks off, and he bellows a laugh at your expense >>Your doppelganger throws a left jab, a right cross, a left hook, a right uppercut >>It's a flurry of blows, many of them endanger your guard 5/x
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The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537234 >>But you cover-up, using your forearms to form an aegis before you as you back away, rolling with the punches, keeping your head out of danger when you can >>He does not let up >>A straight hook into a short punch, a jab rolling into another jab which gives way for a right cross >>Your right cross is powerful, you know that. You keep your cover up and duck it, but you do not counter. Your guard is good. You know that as well >>An overcut clocks you in the face, but you endure. >>He attempts to get inside of you to clinch, but you perform a check hook and get in behind the opponent before shoving him in the back with your open hand >>Your silence is taunting >>Your pokerface is infuriating >>He comes around with a telegraphed short hook, which you easily roll with >>He sloppily goes for a haymaker, which you weave under >>Your doppelganger, sweating and running out of steam, leans in and tries to go for a one-hit knock out with a wide hooking right >>You throw your left arm into the crook of his arm, step in, and ram your cranium into his nose while his guard is open >>He staggers back >>You clench his collar with your left hand, raise your right hand over your shoulder, and pull him in to a massive right cross >>Lights out >>You turn back to Discord and continue your advance It's called the rope-a-dope
>>Celestia was wise to leave you with some of your relevant memories 6/x
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>537270 Some words are filtered out as spam. 'Pony' is one that apparently gets filtered, requiring some users to type p0ny.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>537274 I'm too caught up in your story to write my amatuer-by-comparison story
Unamazing Writefag
>>537274 Dammit, now I want to write a fight scene.
Also, I didn't see any answers last time I asked. When should I set my fic in the FiM timeline?
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
>>537333 I know that feel. I tried to start my own the other day, but got caught up in a family emergency. Now these ones are too good for me to try and finish my pathetic attempt.
!Kxrt4x/CgA
>>537270 >MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE I mean Twilight's Library !Kxrt4x/CgA
>>537424 >"Girls! We have to keep focused or we're never gonna find her! Now Rainbow Jack, you saw Pinkie Pie last, WHERE DID SHE GO?" >"I TOLD YOU, TWILIGHT, SHE WAS STARING IN SOME RANDOM DIRECTION LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES, RIGHT THERE AT SUGERCUBE CORNER, AND THEN SHE JUST JUST DISAPPEARED!" >"Darling, nobody just disappears out of thin air!" The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537274 >>Discord drops his drink, eyes wide as you approach Do devils know fear?
>>Discord snaps his finger, causing an Arabian woman to appear before you >>She is strikingly beautiful, belly dancing with thin silk strands following her movements >>“I could give you anything your heart desires, Anonymous... I know you are lonely in this world.” >>Celestia is good enough >>You shove aside the woman as you continue your advance >>“I could give you a way home!” >>He snaps his fingers again, and creates a swirling vortex of planar energies to come to life before you >>Celestia has already shown you what you would be going back to >>You bypass it >>He grows frustrated >>“Well, Anonymous, how can you be so certain that your idol, Celestia, has your best interests at heart? Just how many of your memories are your own, and now abridged cuts fabricated by your precious Queen?” I have faith
>>Celestia, in her wisdom, made sure of that >>He sneers >>“Oh, for Goodness' sake! Alright, then. I'll just steal Celestia's final possession from her.” >>He smirks, confidently >>You approach the throne and prepare to deliver a divine beat down on this knave, raising your right fist over your shoulder >>He reaches a hand out and calmly touches your forehead >>Your color drains, and with it goes your will >>Your eyes dim, replaced with spiraling rings >>All desire to destroy Discort is replaced with cowardice, and from him you flee >>You flee as far as you can, horrified at the devil before you >>You flee just in time for Twilight and her comrades to arrive 7/x
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>537017 Lol, silly fluttershy
>>537449 Nice double post there sir, regardless I'm interested in how this will turn out.
!Kxrt4x/CgA
>>537439 >"RARITY, I'M TELLIN' YA, SHE JUST DISAPPEARED! FOR PETES SAKE THERE WAS NOTHING THAT HAPPENED BU-" Unamazing Writefag
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>>537449 >spirals >cowardice wat
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537449 >>Hours later, while hosts the closing of a reward ceremony to congratulate the mane six, you occupy your domicile back in Ponyville >>You are not to attend the celebration. It is not your place >>Celestia has not requested you >>You work on various projects. Re-keying your home after the latest Applejack break-in is at the top of your priority list >>But you learn, as you kneel at your door and work, that you are not alone >>A hoof beats as it comes down on the ground behind you. >>“Hail, subject.” >>You stand, turn, and acknowledge the presence of Princess Luna >>You fall back to a kneeling posture >>She offers her hoof >>Like a good little subject, you take it in your hands and touch your forehead upon it before she retracts it. >>“Rise, Anonymous.” >>You stand, slightly taller than the midnight blue mare before you. You see her as no less your superior. >>Luna looks up at you with the blank, emotionless expression that she is accustomed to. >>She likes you, but doesn't show it. You humor her, out of ignorance or respect. Probably both. >>“My sister sent me to congratulate you for your victory over Discord.” >>Your eyes shift to and fro, searching for an answer, but they return to her and you squint your eyes But... I didn't best Discord
>>Luna was so regal, maybe more so than her elder sister. Pish posh, she takes your response as over-modesty >>“Twilight Sparkle and the others have returned Discord to his stone imprisonment. Using the combined Elements of Harmony, they restored order where there was no hope” 8/x
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>>537485 >"ENOUGH!!! GIRLS, LETS JUST STOP FOR A MOMENT I am getting the worst headache and I can't focus! Rarity, stop arguing with Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash, go circle ponyville again and make sure she's not anywhere around, Spike, write to Celestia to confirm that Discord's still his stone-self in the palace garden! Applejack and Fluttershy, go around town on foot again to see if you can't find her. Rarity, help me find that book on mysterious vanishings!" >Commence Twilight's flustered groaning as she magically grabs a bag of ice and puts it over her head. This whole "Pinkie Pie going missing for 3 days" has completely wrecked her entire perfectly scheduled month. >"um, excuse me, twilight, but uh, before i go with applejack, i just wanted to apologize for yelling, if that's alright." >Twilight's face when Fluttershy never opened her mouth this whole time in the first place >She has no face The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537493 >>“But your interference caused Discord to expend vast quantities of his magic. Your resisting of his temptations introduced him to the concept of doubt, which was pivotal in the final battle.” >>You blink >>“You have performed admirably, Anonymous. Continue to do so, and you will remain in the good graces of my sister and I.” >>Luna vanished, then, in a thunderous clap >>You remained still for a moment >>You thought on the previous events >>Then you turned, and got back to work >>You were Celestia's little human >>And you couldn't be happier. 9/9
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Wuten
>>536992 >Nod and follow him into Sugarcube Corner >Never even noticed you ran that far >Walk into the main room, all the lights are off “Mr. Cake…?”
>He’s gone >The hell? >Walk around, eyes starting to adjust to the darkness >Suddenly, lights >myeyes.jpg >”SURPRISE!!!” >Physically feel your heart skip a beat in surprise >Everyone jumps out of hiding places >Rainbow’s here too. So is… Applejack? >Pinkie hops over to you and sings a musical number >How does she come up with this kind of thing so fast? >You manage to catch that the song is about you and Rainbow >You smile “Thanks, Pinkie. But why a party?”
>”Silly, you can have a party for anything!” she exclaims, wrapping a hoof around your shoulder. “Besides, what better way to celebrate the two of you hooking up like that than a party? You’ve been cooped up in that little house for too long; time to get you some food!” >She zips off to the back room 5/x
First introduction of Pinkie Pie in the whole story! I really like her personally; reminds me a lot of myself. XD
Anonymous
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>>536992 What are you waiting for? Moar!
Anonymous
>>537270 >>537171 There are a few words that automatically make the post get detected as spam. I know about "everyp0ny" and "somep0ny", but maybe also "anyp0ny" and "nop0ny".
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>537162 >Looking around on the ground, you tried to find fresh hoofprints >Found em, clear even under the light of the full moon >They lead into the Everfree Forest >Thats where she said her parents went while she was waiting on the side of the road >Hunting in the Everfree forest was safe if you could hide yourself well >She's not a hunter, none of the ponies are >Running inside you grab your Bow and Arrows, along with your knife >Heading back outside, you make a bline for the Forest, tracking her hoofprints ...
>Your guessed it was about midnight when you found her >You could hear a soft crying and recognized it as hers >However...the forest had strange things, you still had your bow at the ready "Alexandria?"
>"ANON!" you heard her cry, followed with the tapping of hooves of her trying to get closer "Stay where you are, I'll come to you"
>"How will you find me?" "I think I got your general direction, just hide and wait"
>Heading the direction you heard her from, you finally found her underneath the large roots of a tree, hiding and shivering from the cold >Getting down to her level you put your hand on her head, glad to see her >"Anon I was so scared I was looking for mom and dad and I got lost a-" you interrupted her "There's time enough to talk later, right now we need to get you out of h-" which in turn you were interrupted by a large thundering in the forest
"Stay hidden and shut up"
>Before she could confirm that she understood, you climbed the tree, trying to get a better view of what was coming >Manticores >Three of them >Headed straight here >You draw you arrow and prepare for the possible fight ahead
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>wakes up, its tuesday. >you want some eggs and bacon. >go to sweet apple acres with a shotgun and a knife, >slaughter a pig. >take some eggs. >cook at home. >look outside on the paper next morning. >"bertha has been murdered" says applejack of sweet apple acres. >keepfuckingrunning.jpg
Anonymous
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>>537574 Uh, I'm pretty sure I used somepony earlier today and it worked fine.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>537538 Very good sherm keep it up
Also first post will be up in a few minutes folks, sit tight.
Anonymous
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>>537625 oh gawd, never stop. please.
Unamazing Writefag
ZeroBeat
Spike had been having these thoughts for quite a while now. In a way, he could never stop thinking about it.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537403 >>537333 Nonsense. You won't know until you try.
>>537662 You do me honor, sir. I was disappointing in my wrap up and overall execution but if you're satisfied then I'm satisfied.
Anonymous
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>>537625 I see where this is going.
And I like it.
Do not stop.
!!J5hn2DTd8L1
>>537726 Well, the thread is mainly for stories about Anon in Equestria...
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>537721 I always just kind of imagine that it's happening during it the show. Anon just goes unseen because he's not important to their story.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>537748 It's mostly my fault for reading your story, watching The Walking Dead, and trying to write at the same time
Anonymous
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>>537726 You silly filly, this is an Anon in Equestria thread
ZeroBeat
>>537776 Oops! I got carried away
Boy is my face red. Ill just leave now
Fungus !mldSCUM7TQ
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>>537726 Im interested, but this threads mainly for anon in equestria
Anonymous
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>>537538 I've always thought that if discord were to try to taint anon with chaos that it would not work, due to the fact he come's from a world where chaos is natural.
Still though, liked your ending as well (even if I did want to see anon kick the shit out of discord)
Keep up the good stories man.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>537847 Start a new thread, or find an old thread for regular fic.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>537625 >Manicores ignore the scent of Humans >They don't actively hunt for things that don't exist in their natural biosphere >Ponies on the other hand >You could see them moving toward the tree that hid Alexandria and where you climbed to get a better vantage point >Preparing your arrow you ready for a headshot >Stay on target >Stay on tarrgeet >You let loose >BOOM HEAD SHO- >oh god it did not go down >You prepared another shot before he could find me >Fired again...missed >The first Manticore was swinging wildly, trying to hit whatever was stinging his head >He hit a fellow Manticore, which in turn, turned these Manticore on eachother >You watch as the second Manticore ripped out the throat of the first one >You prepare your next volly, you got lucky that they took their brother out so readily over a accidental swing >You fire again...miss >You reach back for your next arrow...you felt around >One left and two Manticore >You make the shot count >Letting loose, you hope to pull the same strategy against the last two of the Manticore that you unwittingly employed >The arrow hit...and the Manticore went down >Not what you hoped...4 arrows and only 2 downed beasts >As the you looked around for anything that you could use, the last Manticore made it to the tree and lowered his head to the roots, sniffing >Alexandria screamed >Only natural...shes scared >Without a second thought, you took out you knife and jumped, hoping to land on the Manticore's back Unamazing Writefag
>>537796 Well, I'm wondedring /when/ in the show I should set it.
Anonymous
>>537545 I'm enjoying this story. Your name is now in my Find bar at the top.
Unamazing Writefag
The Elements represent harmony.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>537937 My timelines jump around, but I imagine my Rainbro stories happening after the events of the show. The Anon in Equestria stories take place a little after the episode with Cranky Doodle
Anonymous
>>537993 I'd really say he represents Corruption. You have a fairly pure environment, and suddenly a bunch of p0nies are rapists, stalkers, or something in between.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>537662 >Rainbow awoke to a splitting headache >The last thing she could remember was going to sleep on a cloud last night. >No wait, there's more to it >Derpy was jumping on a storm cloud above her >That stupid fucking pegasus p0ny >her jumping emitted lightning which struck Dash, presumably knocking her out. >When her vision returned to her she noticed she was no longer on her cloud....she didn't know where she could be >Everything smelled awful, the colors were dreary, a siren wailed in the distance, the building behind her looked decrepit, abandoned. >Wait....what the hell are those things? >She focused upon three bipedal....apes looking down at her >Her eyes widened in horror when she saw...her face on their....skin? No...that's fabric their wearing clothes! >20% cooler? >Her saluting with a...flag behind her? >"Holy fuck....is...is that Rainbow Dash?" >"Oh my gawd its mai waifu!" >"Oh man...this is like right out of one of my fanfics..." >They take a menacing step toward her. >"I wanna brush her mane.." >Rainbow leaps to her hooves, the pain from Derpy subsiding >It took everything in her to keep from screaming out in terror at these things crept up upon her. >She tried to use her wings to fly but her landing seemed to have broken something....it hurt to move them. >The three hairless apes gazed at her, hunger apparent in their stare. Wuten
>>537966 Yay! Glad you like it. :)
>>537545 >All of the ponies start socializing with both you and Dash >Notice Applejack’s being awfully quiet >No rape attempts, that’s a relief >Rainbow quickly flies over to you >”So what do ya think? Pretty awesome party, huh?” she smiles up at you >You smile and nod, picking her up into a hug >Various d’awws from the crowd >Pinkie comes out, wheeling a giant chocolate cake in front of her >”To Anon and Dashie!” she cheers, riling up the crowd >That’s the biggest fucking cake you’ve ever seen someone give to you >Like, seriously, it’s almost as tall as you are if it was on the floor “Thanks everyone, really!”
>Smile, everyone starts getting bits and pieces of cake >Pinkie gets a devilish grin, creeps over to you >”So, Anon… you two bumping flanks yet?” she whispers >You nearly choke on the piece of cake you’ve got in your mouth “N-no! Of course not!”
>Rainbow looks at Pinkie, but then gets a playful grin >You notice this, quickly swallowing the cake >”So Anon… why don’t we change that?” >Pinkie giggles, watching the spectacle >notsureifwant.jpg 6/x
Anonymous
>>538032 I like where this is going
Wuten
>>538032 Oh gawd. You nearly made me spit my soda out onto my laptop. :P
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>538032 So... Instead of "anon in equestria" it's... Rainbow on earth?
Unamazing Writefag
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>>538017 >>538001 Hard to believe I didn't think of that.
Suppose I was thinking of my anon as opposed to regular anon.
As for my timeline, I'm thinking the current stuff'll be pre-discord. Perhaps a week or two before.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>537993 >>538017 >>538001 Shit, you guys are making me want to write another take on the epic stare down of Anon vs. Discord before he is defeated by Miss Twilight Sparkle and her crew.
Anonymous
>>538032 once again here goes Aether blazing his own trail while we all sit at our computers simply thinking "oh shit what is this guy doing?"
my jimmies, prepare thyself for epicness
Gadget !Y54YDBzz9U
>>538032 mysides mysides my fucking sides holy shit
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>537896 >Lucky fucker >You landed on it's back and stabbed it, watching your rear, hoping that the scropion tail doesn't sting you >It lets out a bellow, and with a force greater then a car crash, tossed you from it's back and into the mud >You still had to knife >Thats all you needed "ALEXANDRIA"
>She looked up from her hiding her eyes from the beast "YOU WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A PREDATOR I CAN BE? YOU WANT TO SEE HOW DEADLY I CAN FUCKING BE? WATCH! WATCH AND KNOW THAT I SUPPRESS THIS ALL THE TIME! KNOW THAT I SUPPRESS THIS BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU!"
>You rush the Manticore, jumping >You miscalculated, and while you landed on it, it bit you right on the shoulder "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>You stabbed it, you kept stabbing it and you did not stop >Now IT was screaming in pain, throwing you off again >Your left shoulder was cracked >You were starting to lose blood >No time, if you don't finish this now, there is a vary real chance that Alexandria could die >Using the mud, you ran toward the Manticore, and as it swung, you slid underneath the large talons, slicing it's knees >It fell >BUT ITS NOT OVER YET >You used your knife to stab it's stinger to a tree to keep it from moving >Jumping on the Manticore's back, you grabbed it's head and arched your back >Pulling hard you snapped it's neck >And it fell >and you fell >pulling yourself together, you try to get up...and keep stumbling over hitting the ground >"Daddy!" she cried rushing over to you >That's a first...she never called you dad > Probably the blood loss talking >She tries to help, but being a Earth Pony, she only gets in the way "MOVE" you bellow
Anonymous
>>538065 I like where this is going.
Unamazing Writefag
>>538032 Oh boy, here we go.
Preparing sides...
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
Anonymous
>>538032 >Latest Aether story incoming. Anonymous
Churchwarden
part 3/x>Wake up >Sun is shining through the trees >Wait, trees? >You camped in an open field, built a fire, with a stream a short ways away >You woke up in a forest, no sign of your fire, no stream that you can see >Jimmies beginning to be rustled >Nervously eat breakfast of MRE chilli >Got peanut M&M’s for dessert >Fuckyeah.jpg >Still on edge, you break camp and decide to head west >A few hours later, you come to the edge of the forest. >Is that a... house? >You’ve seen hunting cabins tucked away in the mountains but this two story abode is tad bit ridiculous >What the hell, you may as well go and ask where you are >Knock knock >A sing-songy voice responds, “I’m comiiing!” >Door opens >A yellow pony with pink hair and FUCKING WINGS stands opposite of you >Jimmies thoroughly rustled >In blind panic you grab your rifle and aim at her as she slams the door with a frightened, “Eeep!” >WHAT IN SATANS UNWASHED BUNGHOLE WAS THAT
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>538032 >"G...get away from me!" >"Aww her wings are broke, don't worry Waifu I'll heal you up." "HEY!"
>The three hairless apes shrink away from the sound of a commanding voice. >Rainbow and the hairless apes turned to see a man in blue clothing walking toward them. >Rainbow had to squint to get a good look >This ape, from what Rainbow could remember about clothing, looked official. It reminded her of the sheriff from Appaloosa back when she went there with her friends. >The badge on his chest confirmed it >Rainbow took off toward this new hairless ape "Whoa what the fuck is that?"
>Rainbow instinctively hid behind its leg, hopefully clutching to an authority figure >"Hey come on Anon that's not cool man!" >"Aww, come ere Dashie." >Dash cringed at the sound of her name being spoken by this...thing. "I don't know what the hells goin on but you three are on private property. I'll give you about ten seconds to get outta here before I cuff the lot of ya!"
>The word 'cuff' seemed to strike a nerve with these things. >With their eyes now filled with fear they take off. >Rainbow took a look up at her would be savior, then to the retreating apes >"Y...yeah! That's right run ya freaks! You didn't want none of this!" >She tries to do a little martial arts pose but the pain in her wings brings her down to all fours. >The ape in the blue clothing kneels down to her. "Jus.....just what in the hell are....oh whoa you really can't be that....uh...whatcha call it....Rainbow Dash could ya?"
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
Churchwarden
4x>Your mind, still reeling from all this what-the-fuck-itude, barely catches another voice inside say, "Who was at the door Fluttershy?" >The same voice continues, "You'll never make many new friends if you slam the door in their faces!" >Door opens again >allmyWUT >This time a PURPLE HORSE WITH A FUCKING HORN AND VIOLET HAIR answers the door >You unconsciously pull the trigger as your mind fails to make sense of this >Missed the purple one, grazed the yellow one >Haul balls out of there >Toss away duffle, it's only slowing you down > Make it to edge of forest >Purple light all around you >Realize the forest isnt getting any closer >Turn around >See purple horse's horn glowing >Time for round two >Before the shot can go off your rifle is wrenched out of your hands >You are now floating towards the purple pony >"What did you do!?" She yells >Mind promptly displays blue screen of oh shit >Reboot required >You Pass out
Anonymous
>>538146 I love this story so much.
You have GOT to make this a thing.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>538206 ...You have my attention.
>jimmies rustled Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>536570 >At first it doesn't taste like anything, but after a few seconds you're on the ground and your mouth is on fucking fire. >You look up at your bro only to see her laughing her blue flank off >”HAHAHA, I should've warned you but I was dying to see how you'd react! You sure didn't disappoint!” >You're about to retort but you realize to your amazement that your headache is gone. Not only that, you can see without the light burning your eyes Wow, Dash, that actually worked really well. How did you figure out to drink that stuff, though?
>She looks embarrassed at the question >”Uhh, don't we need to get you over to Twilight's place? We should see if she's figured out that cloud walking spell for you.” >Oh shit, you almost forgot about that. You've got the helicopter contraption Pinkie devised for you, but you still can't walk on clouds I'll race you there, Dash, pay you back for that race last week. No wings.
>You know she can't pass up a challenge like that >”Oh, it's ON.” >You both run full-tilt to the library, forgetting about your question. >Your human legs carry you faster than Dash can manage. It's the one area of competition you can beat her in >You make it to the library with time to spare to lean against the door and look smug. >Rainbow arrives to see you imitating her victory pose >”You're really happy with yourself, aren't you, Anon?” Yeah, I kind of am
>You can't help but grin with a feeling of triumph >She punches your arm playfully before you both go inside 3/x
Finally I continue. I am terrible at keeping a good pace with these.
Wuten
>>538147 Hehe, glad you like.
>>538065 “Uh… I’m not sure I’m ready for that kind of thing…”
>”Why’s that, Anon? Don’t tell me you’re scared…” Rainbow grins, her expression turning to one more playful-seductive >Shake head “L-let’s just get back to the cake, that alright?”
>Rainbow stifles a laugh, before letting it go >”Oh, oh man! You should’ve seen your face! Don’t think I’ve ever seen you get that red before!” she laughs, rolling around on the ground >Pinkie’s joined her on the other side of you >Fucking tricky ponies >Take another bite of cake, grumbling to yourself >Pinkie crawls back up next to you, nudging your shoulder with her hoof >”Oh Anon, don’t be like that! We’re just poking a little fun, that’s all,” Pinkie says, before laughing again. “Besides, who couldn’t laugh at that expression? Priceless!” >”Yeah, priceless!” Rainbow snickers, finally starting to recover. “Besides, we wouldn’t do something like that…” >You breathe a sigh of relief >”…in public.” >Why is this cake so goddamn rich? It’s the best fucking thing you’ve tasted in weeks, but if they keep making you choke like this, you swear it's going to be the death of you 7/x
Anonymous
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Here's an interesting idea; What about something from the POV of the
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>538146 >She steps back, watching you pull yourself up next to the tree with the knife >Grabbing the knife, you sheath it >She looked at you, your blood soaked self >She saw the look of pure murder on your face, but she was not afraid "Lets go-" you coughed
"We need to get you home"
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>It had been a about 12 hours since the fight and since both you and Alexandria returned home >You told her to go get the Veterinarian, hoping that she had experience with Monkeys, so that she could help set your shoulder bone >The vet came and went, setting your shoulder and patching you up >The vet said you could not do any heavy work for a month >While the vet pulled the same bullshit as everyone else in the town, Alexandria, being the bold filly she was, confronted her each time she looked away or called me something that wasn't the proper nomenclature for sentient being. >You tried to tell Alexandria to go to school the next day, she refused, trying to help you take care of yourself >You were not in any shape to force her to go like you were last Friday >So you rest, letting the wound heal -
>About Wednesday you hear a knock on the door >Alexandria got the door, it was Miss.Cheerilee >"Sweetie, why weren't you in school the last few days?" Cheerilee asked >Saying nothing, she head Cheerilee to the living room where I sat, rebandaging the wound. >She did was she always did, looked away and spoke from the side of her mouth >"Um...what happened Anon?" she obviously only came to make sure Alexandria was okay, not expecting to talk to me directly Anonymous
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>>536980 >>537212 >>538206 >>538230 I would not profane this story with my clumsy storytelling.
Anonymous
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>>536593 I'd say no, while pheromones and such play a part in reality, I think it's more fun to think that, past the strange fetishism, they genuinely like our little Anon, rather than it being something that would instantly go away if he didn't have that scent.
The Fetishy stories have always played on this, that despite her incompetence, obsession, and inability to stop when he's in her grasp (explained by her just wanting to make him as happy as is possible), there was a genuine love behind it all.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>538084 >>538099 >>538100 >>538108 >>538129 >>538129 >>538133 >>538137 >>538151 >>538169 Yeah I wanted to do the opposite for a single story....cause fuck logic.
>>538223 >You see this little cyan pegasus take a look at you with fear in her eyes >Your thoughts go back to your daughter sitting at home watching this show called My Little Pony ever single saturday, you'd sit with her and watch it with her. The show kinda grew on ya after a while. >You think those sick fucks from PonyCon were probably going to try to rape it or something. >Apparently you knowing her name freaked her out a little and she's backing away from you. "Whoa now, hold on there. I'm not gonna do hurt ya....hold on what happened to your wings?"
>Rainbow stops for a moment and raises an eyebrow, she's scanning you, looking to see if she can at least put some trust in you. >You couldn't blame here if she didn't, if she's a newfriend to earth those PonyCon creeps probably freaked her out. >Finally she seems calm enough to talk...wait talk? >"Yeah....I dunno what happened...I was chillin on my cloud...and my stupid friend Derpy Hooves was jumping on a storm cloud and..." "Wait...Derpy? That grey pegasus with those messed up eyes?"
>"Okay....this is getting a little creepy here...how did you know that?" >Oh boy here we go....just what you need....some alien looking horse asking YOU questions. Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>538466 "Alexandria and I had to deal with some Manticore Saturday night, I was wounded badly and I have not been able to force my adopted dau-"
>Alexandria interpreted me "Daughter" "Yes...daughter, I can't escort her without collapsing part way out there, and I can't force her to leave though know I have tried"
>"Oh its um...okay Anon...I brought some of her work with me so she can do it from h-" still not looking at me, Alexandria interrupted her >"LOOK AT HIM" she squealed >"What" Cheerilee asked Alexandria >"I see every time you or any other adult talks to my dad, you avoid looking at him, and I see him and it hurts...alot...please...acknowledge" she said staring Cheerilee down >Slowly moving eyes toward mine, she stared at me....for the first time she took a good look at me >She saw a hairless ape, scars everywhere from what was the fight >She saw how vulnerable I was right >She looked me straight in the eyes >I don't know what she saw...but she relaxed "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
>"No...I think that will be all, if I don't see you on Friday Alexandria, Ill bring you your make up work" Cheerilee said leaving RT
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>>538230 alright, since no one else appears to want to try this, i'll take a shot at it being the creative /k/ommando i am
Kinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI
Wuten
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>>538331 I'm gonna take a quick break, see where Aether goes with his story before posting up mine. :) Still in the works, though! Don't think I'll be abandoning you guys anytime soon.
Churchwarden
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working on part five. No sleep tonight!
Albert Reginald
>>538581 >>538530 Tonight's going to be fuckin' awesome.
Anonymous
>>538638 its already awesome
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>538658 >>538638 I'm gonna kick back, crack open a cold one, and enjoy some damn good fic. Maybe it'll help me come up with something I'm not embarrassed to post.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>Twilight is hard at work shelving books when you and Rainbow come into the library >”Hey Twilight, did you get Anon's cloud walking spell worked out? We're going to Cloudsdale tomorrow and I'd like for him to not fall through the floor.” >Twilight stops what she's doing and takes a book down from the shelves >”Right, sorry about that, Rainbow. After the party I guess I blacked out a little because when I woke up this morning my books were all reshelved in this weird order.” >She flips through the book, looking for the correct spell until she finally stops >”Here we are. Stand over there, Anon, and hold still. This spell works on ponies but I'm not sure if it works on humans.” >Her horn lights up and you're enveloped in a shimmering violet cloud for a few seconds. It raises you a few feet in the air before fading and dropping you back to the ground >You certainly don't feel any different. >”Only one way to find out!” Rainbow declares. She flits over to you, picks you up, and before you can react you're rising up into the air >You look down just in time to the Twilight standing on her balcony with a look of abject horror on her face. >She ignores you and hovers directly over a cloud, lowering you onto it >You fully expect to fall through it, but as your foot makes contact you feel resistance >You put some weight on the cloud before Rainbow lets go >It feels like walking on a waterbed covered in cotton
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>538581 "Did you finish your paper?" you asked a little later
>"No, I am still working on it" she said grabbing a book "You want me to read that to you?" you ask
>"Yes" she said jumping on your lap >Grabbing the book before it fell, you opened it up "Ill read it but your gonna have to help me turn the pages" you say holding the book open with your good hand
"We're only gonna get though this book if we work together"
>She uses her hooves to turn to the beginning of the book and you started reading while she smiled on "Allright lets start... Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land..."
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>538530 >You sigh and shake your head "Listen, I know this is gonna sound insane....but..I can't tell you're not from here."
>"Really? What gave you that idea? That I'm a color tone brighter than everything else around here?" >You facepalm "We...we have a show here...and everything you and your uh...friends do we can see."
>"What?" "I know...all about you uh p0nies. Those guys back there did too...they're big fans of your show."
>"Show? I dunno what you're talkin about bub but there's no way you know anything about my life!" >Are you really about to do this....are you really going to do what it is I think your dumb shit ass is gonna do. "I can clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, hmm this needs to be about 20% cooler, oh man the wonderbolts are so awesome! And that's why you could never be my pet."
>Rainbow's jaw fucking drops. >Well you said it yourself, the show did grow on ya. >Though you aren't as obsessed as those fat unwashed fucks from the Con going on a mile away. >"Okay things just got.." "About 20% weirder?"
>"Bingo." "Listen....I know you probably don't trust me, but...I can't just leave ya here. If you're not capable of magic you probably can't get home yourself...so uh...I'll take you in."
>"What? Oh no way buddy I'm not goin with you." "What if I.....Pinkie Pie promise not to hurt you?"
>She thinks to herself for a moment. >"....sure why not?" >You do the little Pinkie Pie ritual >She laughs when you actually poke yourself in the eye, her wings make her stop short. "Yeah...lets get you to my squad car."
>"Your what what?" Churchwarden
5/x>You’re back >That same damn convoy >Soldiers talking and laughing, but it’s muffled and incomprehensible > You feel the force of the explosion before you hear it >The humvee in front of yours has literally disappears from the face of the earth in a massive explosion >Rockets crump and ak47’s clatter > You jump out and start firing >A shot hits you, like a baseball bat on fire >All you see is the sky >Then a towelhead stands over you >He points the ak at you >You wake up screaming >Cold sweat drenches you. >”You’re awake!” Comes a voice not unlike many cheerleaders you knew >Only it came from the mouth of a violently pink horse who is right in your face > Rustle rustle rustle... >Training fires up >You’re in what looks like a library >Try to move arms. They’re bound >Legs aren’t. >Kick forward violently >Pony sent sprawling >notice more, including the yellow winged pony and the purple horned one >Jump to feet, sprint toward window >Jump >Denied freedom by purple light >Begin to dislike purple with the loathing you previously reserved for Snooki >Now legs are bound >”What the hay was that for?” Says purplebitch > Still trying to comprehend how ponies can speak, you blurt out, “How the hell are you talking?” >The pink pony, seemingly unfazed by a kick that easily should have broken most of her ribs, perks up, “All ponies can talk, silly-billy!” >Filing pink pony under ditzy cheerleader heading
RT
>>538775 i almost jacked your story thinking you were out for the night. i sincerely apologize
Anonymous
>>538861 Party foul bro...
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
How am I doing, bros? Am I going in the right direction here?
Churchwarden
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>>538861 It's fine, I thought I was out too.
Got my second wind baby!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>538764 >I CAN tell you're not from here God i'm a stupid fuck
>You go to pick her up and cradle her in your arms, careful not to touch her wings if you can help it. >"Whoa...uh...buddy wha-" "Anonymous."
>"What?" "My name, I'm Anonymous. I figured it'd work better than 'buddy' or 'that guy' or something."
>You make your way out of that little dank alleyway. >"So...what's a squad car?" "Its....its like a chariot but...it moves itself."
>"Wha? So it's like magic?" "No, its technology?"
>"It's what?" ".....technology come on Pinkie uses a stove, even you guys have a factory on clouds for god's sake!"
>"Yeah...your knowledge of us is pretty creepy." "I'll show you what I'm talking about when I say show when we get to my place, I TiVo every saturday showing."
>"TiVo?" >You dumb shit they have no T.V.'s there. "I'll show you."
>When you finally make it to your squad car Rainbow seems a bit reluctant to get in but she complies >You put her in the back >"Whoa...these things are much more comfortable than a chariot." >She's bouncing in the seat a little >You suppress the urge to daw and really take a look at her wings >They aren't exactly warped in the way that'd indicate a break, but they're pretty swollen >You have a few medical kits at your place cause you're a paranoid little fuck so they'll work...you hope. >You close the door behind her and make your way to the driver's seat. >When you get inside she's asking a like a million fucking questions >"Ooooh what's that? What does that wheel do? How're we gonna get movin? Are we there yet?" ".....Rainbow....please...just...hold all your questions till we get there."
Anonymous
>>538905 KEEP WRITING YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
RT
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>>538886 he did say someone could take over after his 4th post. im glad he's sticking around though. im highly intrigued whee hes going with this
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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jesus! How long was I gone?
Atlas
>rope
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so much going on, wtf can't, read... all at same tiiime, too much win. archivin like a motherfuckerhnnnnnnnnnnnnghgghhhraabblle>rope have fainted!
Anonymous
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>Wake up after partying and getting drunk >Realize you're in a hut >Notice masks, potions, other odd stuff around the hut. >Zebra with gold neck rings walks in >...
Anonymous
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>>538764 Just wondering is you're going to Advanced Friendship: Learning is Magic 3?
Also this story is looking good so far.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>538938 Thank you, sir. I shall continue!
Anonymous
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>>536502 I'm liking what you're writing so far.
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
boy this thread is pushing on without me. I'm going to call it a night, It's going to be a long time writing that fanfic. Spent the better part of 3 hours and I'm only on day 2.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>539051 Post it when you're done. Put it on pastebin or something.
Shotdown !!FtsKuAI5svt
Impossible to read all of these stories at once!!
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>538938 seconded
>>538930 >You're lucky as fuck that your station allows you to bring your squad car back home with you. >It took a lot of ass kissing over the radio, you were warned you'd be breaking all kinds of fucking protocol but your superior allowed it, but YOUR car will end up with a fucking boot. >It was either that or let them see you've got an alien horse in your car. >Yeah that'd probably end with her being experimented upon and you killed then dumped in some alley by some CIA fuck stick. > naturally the motor scared rustled her jimmies, so did you speaking in to your two way radio, but she kept her word by not asking you a bunch of questions >Okay so you're driving, she's lying down with her jimmies all in a rustle. All in all a pretty eventful saturday shift. >When you get to your run down fucking apartment you TRY to pull in to your space but that fucking Russian asshole parked in your space again. >What was his name....Sretle...sneltl....fuck you can never pronounce his name >Drunken Russian bastard. >For a moment you forget you've got a passenger and spout out in a fake Russian accent. " I Sretnelkov and I hailings from mother russia! I bring Vodka, Guns, and many womans for the lovings! I park in your space? In Soviet Russia space parks in you!"
>Your little show leaves dash rolling in your backseat in laughter. >You don't really give a shit if you mispronounced his name, he pissed you off. >>538971 Atlas sup?
Anonymous
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>>539176 Find the author's name, Ctrl+F read one story at a time.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>538233 Well what do you want me to do with the stories? Make it a serial or something? I left it a bit open-ended because if I remembered correctly, I already killed the protagonist 3-4 times and already sent him to hell once.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>539211 Well I forgot to delete the word 'scared' fucking hell that's two.
>You, being the beta cop that you are, park in the visitors parking spot rather than tell off that Russian neighbor of yours. >You open your door and Dash tries to do the same >lol silly p0ny you have hooves you can't open a door. >You open the door for her but instead of letting her get out you put her in your arms again >You're hoping no one will notice you holding a rainbow maned horse in your hands. >It'd of worked out better than her just walking with you, that'd probably of gotten that crazy ass cat lady to ask you about her. >You shut the door with your leg and sprint to your door. >You open it like a sir and slam it shut behind you. >Rainbow leaps out of your arms as you lock your door >She slips a bit on your wooden floors but she catches herself. >"Ya know you don't have to carry me around like some little filly." >You turn to look at her "Well you aren't exactly a commodity here unless you count toys."
>"Toys?" "Maybe if we watch the new episode you'd understand."
>Again she's confused as fuck >Before anything else though you take a look at her wings >The swelling has gone down a bit from when you last saw her, she probably won't need anything applied to em. >Your precious medkits will remain un used. "Okay, just follow me and I'll try to answer all your questions to the best of my ability."
>She nods and walks with you to your living room where your t.v. awaits. Anonymous
>>539381 if you stop this story i will set you on fire
keep writing
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
>>539381 I like the latest concept, its going somewhere completely new, and its an interesting direction.
Atlas
hey Æther, want me to post that shitty sketch? Be warned, it's so bad it's not even finished, ha!
Unamazing Writefag
And now for a flash forward.
Anonymous
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>>539381 this is gold. so many feels and d'awws. keep it coming
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>539385 >Immediately the questions start. >"What the buck is that thing?!-" >You sit on your chillastic couch and try to answer each question to the best of your ability. >For a good hour you tell her how your world works, the more you tell her about what's been going on the less she starts to ask and the more she starts to act a bit disgusted. >You tell her you're an officer working for your city's police force, you tell her about various arrests you've made over your 6 years in service to your city. >When you mention using your gun she naturally asks about that too. >You show her, from the way you describe it when you had to use it she stares at it in awe. >You pick up your remote and turn on your t.v. >You Tivo through bullshit and come to your awaited new episode. >You look at the title after the intro >'Missing Loyalty Part 1' >nigga you srs? >srs srs? >Rainbow watches, here eyes as big as saucers when Twilight and the others begin their day. >You can't help but tell that she sheds a tear during the episode >The entirety of the episode is based around a missing Dash that no one can seem to find. >Derpy makes a pretty big appearance though. she's given a hell of a lot more lines than in 'The Last Round-up.' >They don't even fuck with her character in this one. >But seriously...how can Lauren know Dash is fucking gone? Or are you even watching the real episode right now? Regardless you let it play out in its entirety >When the shows over Dash is sitting right up in front of it, a hoof on the screen. >She lets out a groan of disappointment when all she feels is the screen. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>539547 Awesome stuff there, Aether. Keep it up, please!
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>538742 >”What did you think I was going to do? Drop you?” Uh....
>You feel a little bad for doubting your bro's interest in your safety >”Come on, you know I'd be able to save your sorry flank even if you DID fall through.” You're right, bro. I just got a little freaked out by you dragging me up here with no warning
>”Yeah, sorry about that, I got kind of carried away.” She seems genuine so you let it go Hey, the view's great up here, Rainbow; no wonder you're always hanging out on clouds
>”Yeah, if you like that, you'll love Cloudsdale. You can see from Ponyville to Canterlot from up there.” Well let's get back down so I can pack for tomorrow then.
>Rainbow picks you back up and brings you down to earth again >Twilight rushes over and frantically asks if you're OK before lecturing Rainbow about safety and proper testing >You excuse yourself and go home to pack your things for a weekend in Cloudsdale with your bro >Rainbow flies overhead to her place. She looks really happy; probably because she gets to see her friends from flight school tomorrow night >You finish packing and getting your stuff together in time to make sure your heli is in working order >Wouldn't want it to break down mid-flight. Even with your temporary ability to walk on cloud you're not sure you'd survive falling into one from the air >Pinkie was good enough to give you a schematic of the machine so you could fix any issues that crop up >You're impressed with her engineering ability every time you see the thing >After you've checked for any problems, you load your bags onto it and call it a night. >You've got to actually get a good night's rest so you can fly with Rainbow to Cloudsdale instead of taking Twilight's balloon 5/x
Sloooooooooooooow goin'
Anonymous
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>>539547 DAMN IT ALL TO HELL AETHER. WHY U MAKE ME STAY UP SO LATE?? Gotta go to bed now cause I'm a Britfag and it's almost 4a.m.
But in all seriousness, I love your stories. All of them. Any chance of continuing the Spin the Bottle series?
Unamazing Writefag
>>539474 ...
"What?! /How/?" I blurted, completely caught flat-footed by this development.
"He has manipulated their minds." Luna explained. "Twisted them into ponies who are the complete opposite of their true selves. They can no longer use the elements of harmony."
"And without them," Celestia finished despondently. "There is no way we can win."
I sat down, mind reeling in shock, horror, confusion. Were we /really/ that screwed. Was this figfht /really/ that hopeless? There was no other way to defeat him? It all comflicted with everything I knew. Isn't there /always/ a way?
"If only I could get a message to Twilight," Celestia began, "If only I could remind her of the importance of friendship, If only I could do something!" she thundered, slamming a hoof onto the floor.
"Why can't you?" I asked, rising and furrowing my brow in concentration, wracking my brain for /something/, /anything/ that I could do.
"He is blocking out both of our magical capabilities with his own." Luna explained. "We cannot so much as lift a pebble."
/Blocking their magic... with his own?/
/And there's our way./
"How long do you need?" I asked.
"Any amount of time, even five minutes would help tremendously..." Celestia muttered. Her eyes then widened as she stood ramrod straight, having realized my intentions.
"Anon, surely you don't mean to--"
Her words fell on deaf ears as I raced out of the room.
Churchwarden
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>”Ponies?” >Where in the world are you? >Purple bitch puts you back in your chair, then proceeds to put on her gameface > “Yes, ponies. And what might you be? And where did you come from?” >”A fucking human. What else would I be? And I don’t know how I got here. I went sleep in a clearing and woke up in a forest. Speaking of which, where in God’s name is here?” >Purplebitch recoils slightly at your response of “human”, and quickly runs off in another room >”So what were ya dreamin’ about? You thrashed around a lot,” an orange pony in a cowboy hat drawls at you. >”Nothing, just a bad dream. But seriously where am I?” > “Why you’re in Equestria, darling!” Perks up a refined sounding white... unicorn? >” Oh, where are my manners? I’m Rarity..., “ >She then proceeds to introduce all 6 of them, including purplebit- I mean Twilight Sparkle. >”And what is your name?” >“Anonymous” >”That’s a... nice name” >Twilight Sparkle, enter stage left
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>539464 >>539426 how about a microchapter? I got burnt out writing that entire thing so it would be less work on me and moar filler for you?
Churchwarden
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7x>She calls the other ponies over, and they appear to discuss something in hushed tones >Eventually they stop and Twilight and the other ponies >”Well, I’ve never heard of a human, and I can’t seem to remember anything on a “humans” from any of the books I’ve read. So we’re going to have you stay here why I try to figure out what you are and how you came here.” >”Can you at least untie me and give me my things?” >”I can’t give you your things, you hurt Fluttershy with that... thing,” >Notice bandages on yellow horse. Oh yeah... >”... and I’ll only untie you if you promise not to run away.” >It’s not like you can run away from magic or pegasi, you don’t know your surroundings, and they ARE treating you with at least more civility then you gave them. >”On my honor as a soldier, I promise.” >Pinkie Pie practically tackles you at this and yells, “Then we need to throw a party for you! No one’s ever even heard of a human before! Do you like parties?” >Is she on coke? >Between the tackle and the rapid-fire sentences, all you can get out is, “Umm... yeah?” >At this Pinkie takes off faster than you thought any living being could move. >”What was that?” you mutter as you pick yourself off the floor, with a little help from Applejack. >”She’s just excited she got ‘nother party ta throw for somepony,” Applejack says, as if partying is Pinkie’s sole purpose for living. >”That’s Pinkie for you,” Twilight matter-of-factly says. >”Well, I’d better start my research. I’ll have Spike and the girls show you around town.”
Anonymous
>>539745 whatever you feel up to. a mini chapter sounds good
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>539473 Uh....post it on DA and show me if you can.
>>539581 I shall.
>>539547 "Dash....that's not a portal to another world, I told you it couldn't do that."
>"....I know...its just...I wanna go home...." >Well the way you described your world didn't exactly make her happy to be here >But that's reality for you. >After you turn off your tube her attention is drawn to a picture frame on the entertainment center. >She picks it up in her hooves and looks at it. >Oh shit...you didn't want her to see that picture. >You quickly snatch it out of her hooves and put it back >"Hey!" >You set the picture down >It's a picture of yourself, your wife is in your arms and your daughter is in front of you >It's an old christmas picture, the words happy holidays can be seen no the frame. >Dash then looks around your apartment >Oh god, she's gonna ask isn't she. >"Who're they?" >.....yup....fuck. >You let out a long drawn out sigh and take a seat back on your couch. >The stuffing is coming out a bit but you don't really care at the moment. >Memories are playing out in front of you "Dash, before I tell you....I just want to say this world really really sucks."
>"I know this Anon, I believed every word ya told me, you haven't broke your promise to me yet." >You sigh again. "That's my wife and kid."
>"Wife?" "From your perspective she'd be my 'special somep0ny.'
>"Oh?....well....I dunno what accounts for hot on your world but your wife's got it." >You chuckle a bit, but your frown is still apparent. "Thanks."
>"Hey Anon, what's got ya down?" >Dash takes a look around your apartment, she doesn't hear anyone else, just you and her. >"Well, where are they?" Churchwarden
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8/x>Spike? Must be a dog. Probably some kind of pit bull that straight eats intruders. >Turns out Spikes a baby dragon. Dragonofanykind=awesome. >Get weird stares all day, but it’s not like you weren’t ogled before because you were a vet. >Ends the day with a wonderful party, all celebrating you just being... you. >It’s weird, no one besides your parents and buddies from your unit ever did anything like this for you. >Maybe... maybe this won’t be such a bad thing. > Worn out, you follow Spike back to Twilght’s house, and not caring it’s far too small, you plop down on her couch. >Sleep finds you quickly.
do_ob
>>539628 Well keep it going! Also, been checking your pastebin. Glad to see you're keeping a record, even if it appears to be a little... incomplete. It helps when I pass out while reading your stuff!
Son
> Where the hell are you? > The last thing you remember was going to sleep after a normal day. > And yet here you are standing in what looks like a forest. > Nothing... > You begin to walk through the forest. > After about an hour you find yourself on a hill over looking a brightly colored town. > You make your way town. > Right off the bat you can tell something is wrong. > For starters there are a bunch of brightly colored p0nys walking and talking around. > And two, you haven't seen a single human being. > All the p0nys are giving are starring at you like your some sort of monster. > And yet you keep walking through, not giving a fuck. > Fuck it! > You walk over to a gray pony with derped eyes. >" You're in Ponyville.", The gray pony said. > Still not a clue where you are. > You keep walking around town hoping to find something to tell you where Ponyville is in relation to America.
Anonymous
do_ob
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>>539876 >>539876 For a fellow Filly fan?
http://pastebin.com/u/Fillydelphian That sounded pedo, didn't it?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>539812 Well thanks. The pastebin is actually complete, though. That's every greentext I've written so far, with the exception of the one I'm posting now. That one will be up once I've completed the story.
>>539876 http://pastebin.com/u/Fillydelphian Anonymous
To the writers in this thread:
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>539918 +10 internets to you.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>539773 >You answer flatly "They're gone."
>"what do you mean?" "....."
>"Anon?" >Fuck she isn't gonna let this go is she? She is Rainbow Dash after all. >This is something you always dread, you hate having to relive this harsh reality. "They're dead."
>Dash gasps >"I'm....I'm so sorry." "Don't be...its not like you knew?"
>"I....I don't suppose you wanna talk about it?" "No....I really don't..."
>"Maybe talking about it will help?" "Dash...."
>"Come on Anon, you told me you humans are good at coming back from anyth-" "I said NO!"
>You leap off of the couch and stare her down. >She shrinks back a little bit, afraid of your loud voice >You hear someone in the apartment above tell you to keep it down. >Why're you so angry? It's not like she knows this subject brings out the worst in you. >You know that if you don't answer her about this though she'll probably start asking you about YOUR life rather than how the world works. >You see Rainbow shaking and that snaps you out of it. "I'm sorry...its...its just that's a sore subject."
>She seems to understand, but still she insists >"Anon....I know we haven't known each other that long but...you saved me from those creeps out there so you're on the bro list...If ya need someone to talk to I'm here, I owe ya that much at least." >Maybe its in her world's nature to be so friendly and open....not here. >You feel comfortable around her despite her being some alien fucking horse. >You don't answer her for another minute "Sure...I'll tell you...but..I'm gonna need a drink."
>You make your way to your fridge Anonymous
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well, I'm off to bed. looking forward to reading finished stories tomorrow.
Atlas
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>539745 >>539768 >After Finishing the story of Celestia and Luna, Alexandria turns to you to ask "What about your stories? What stories do humans have" "Well that depends...what are you looking for? Creation Myths? Stories of war?"
>Thinking for a few minutes, she finally comes up with a answer, "What about heroes? Whats the story of your favorite hero?" "Well...it would be the story of Odysseus. But I think its a bit late and your a bi-"
>"I'm not tired" she says smiling >Not having the entire epic of Odysseus on you, you realize that you're going to have to recall the entire thing from memory >the ENTIRE thing and she is gonna need some background... "Okay, well where to start? Lets start with the inception of the Trojan War..."
Albert Reginald
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Shit, I feel like writing another fic with more feels and jimmy rustling...mostly feels. But I dunno what to make it about.
Unamazing Writefag
>>539693 I found what could only be the spirit of Chaos lounging in the courtyard, sunning--mooning?--sunning again--whatever the hell he thought he was doing.
Appraising him, I noticed that he appeared to be comprised of parts of different animals, like some fucked up doll sewn together using spare parts from the others.
"Makes sense," I muttered approaching him.
He lazily lifted his shades to meet my eyes. "Well, what have we here?" he said in an amused tone. "An outsider from another dimension?" he guessed.
"Yeah, what's it to you?" I growled, glaring daggers at him. This only served to wring even more amusement out of him.
"Ooh? That a touchy subject?" He cooed. "But surely you miss all your friends, family, loved ones?"
'Doesn't matter." I growled, giving him no ground. "What /matters/ is that I can't let you tear this world apart with your madness."
"Oh?" he asked, unpreturbed. Really starting to piss me off here. "But what if you could just leave it behind?" he proposed, snapping his fingers.
A very familiar portal opened up before my eyes, a vortex of magical energy swirling in incandescent hues. I gazed in, looking for any signs of home...
And then shook my head, slashing my hand through the portal, my innate anti-magic dirsupting the link.
"Don't play games with me, Discord!" I shouted.
"Oho, veeeery interesting. You're doing as good as dear Fluttershy did." he noted with a crazed grin.
"Oh it is /on/ now, motherfucker." I growled, knuckles popping as I clenched my fist.
"Hee hee, the /mouth/ on this one!"
Taking in a deep breath, I relaxed myself
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>540058 >Hours later, you take her upstairs to tuck her in >"I don't understand why you like Odysseus... he called the wrath of your gods on him by being arrogant....and it took him so long to get home" she mumbled "True, hmmm let me ask, you know how Unicorns and Pegesi have more utility because of their extra body parts then you? Well the gods of Greek Myth looked like man, but they were like if the Alicorns just ruled over the earth ponies. They had raw power and authority. So how would man, or earth ponies deal with such beings?" you ask
>"I don't know...we always kind of lived in harmony" she mumbled off "For us, our gods demanded not harmony, but subjugation. But we learned that we had one thing that could put us on par with the gods" you told her pulling up her blanket
>"Whats that?" she asked "Cunning...deception... intelligence." you told her. "As unhonest as it is, it saved Odysseus from the the cyclopes, it gave him the logic to choose the Scylla over Charybdis, and it allowed him to breach the walls of troy, not by tearing it down, but by deceiving them that they won" you said
>"Oh...I guess I understand" she started to fall asleep "When the Unicorns and Pegesi use their natural abilities over you...think Alexandria, use your mind and you might be able to find a way to win" you say kissing her on the forehead as she fell asleep.
Son
>>539821 > At some point a female purple unicorn beings to follow you. > From what you've seen of p0nies you can tell the difference between male and female. > You don't mind it at first but when a notepad and pencil start floating in the air and start taking notes you get a little annoyed. > This continues for about a minute until you stop and decide to talk to this p0ny. Excuse but can I help you.
> She seems surprised that you can talk. >"Umm... Could you by any chance tell me what you are?" She asked. I'm human.
> You take it that this is the first time they have seen a human. >"Ok... human... got it... Umm... where are you from?" Earth... Are we not on Earth?
>"We're in Equestria... How did you get here." No idea.
>"Well it's getting late... Do you have a home or something?" Nope, just got here.
>"Well you could stay at my house for the night." That seems like a good idea.
Anonymous
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>"banned to the Everfree forest" She said >"Too chaotic a species" >That princess was full of shit, you just appeared, done nothing wrong. Hell you don't even want to be here. >What she gave you was a death sentence, no supplies, no knowledge of the land, just what you carried on your way in. >But here you are, and here you've been. You're hungry and angry, but you have a plan. >Celestia's pupil comes through here on occasion, you can kill two birds with one stone. >Feed yourself and get revenge.
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
'Sup guys... would you guys want me to continue that Lyra story? Yay or nay?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>539950 >You grab your jack and pour a bit in to a shot glass you get from your kitchen drawer >Dash can smell the liquor from the living room and she trots her way in to your kitchen. >"Ya gonna pour me one bub?" >Well, what do ya know? Looks like shit happens off screen don't it? >You reluctantly get a second shot glass out for her and pour her a bit. >With glasses and bottle in tow you make it back to your living room and set your shit down on the coffee table. >Dash takes her shot and so do you. >The burning sensation feels quite nice going down >You pour yourself another and drink it, then another.....and another. >After your fifth sets in your stomach for a bit you feel loose enough to pour your blasted soul out there for all the world to see. "About two years ago....my daughter's elementary school let out for the day. She was waiting outside for her buses. I had told her that day that I wouldn't be able to pick her up...my job was calling for me that day. Well, she had this little toy I gave her a while back that she'd play with if she ever got bored....the principal told me that she dropped her toy and it rolled out in to the road. During that moment a bus was pulling in...she went out in to the road to get her toy....and while she did the driver of said bus was apparently telling some high school kids to keep it down, he took his eyes off the road for a second and....
>You trail off and take another shot....it helps numb the pain you're feeling in your chest while you speak. "...he ran over her...."
Albert Reginald
Something just occurred to me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwK22mMlyXE This, during Aether's Anon/Celestia standoff. The epicness...
Anonymous
>rope
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>>540056 Goddamnit I lold good
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>540215 Do it... if it's not too much trouble...that is...
Anonymous
Unamazing Writefag
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>>540215 Yes. We need something good to balance the shit I'm posting out.
do_ob
>>540329 You! Get to work with your story! You now have fans and we are demanding. Especially me. I'm impatient.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>540250 I have no face for the sadness of man
Anonymous
Aether
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>536419 >Walking home after walking out on Lyra >Suddenly, you can see you bro flying in over to you >Now there's a sight for sore eyes >"Hey, anon! Where were ya? I thought we were gonna play hoofball!" >You sigh "Sorry bro, I've been dealing with some pony who is just as persistant as Applejack
and fluttershy."
>"Huh?" "This crazy unicorn has been pestering me... it seems like she'd be willing to do anything to get with me."
>Dash suddenly peeps down her voice >"Tell me about it..." "What?"
>"U-Uh, nothing..." >You're just about arriving at your home "...Anyways, I'll talk to you another time, Bro."
>"See ya, Anon!" >And with that, your bro dashed off >You walk into your house and plop yourself on the couch. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>540421 >The next day >Wake up and make sure all your shit is ready. Were you always this manic about leaving your house unattended? >You're coherent enough to make yourself an actual breakfast this morning. >You do so with the energy of your excitement over getting to spend some bro-time without fear of getting bad-touched by ponies >Finish breakfast and decide to see if Rainbow is ready to make for Cloudsdale. >You get in your heli and take off. Your legs have gotten stronger since you started flying and you pedal yourself into the air effortlessly >From up here you can appreciate why Rainbow spends so much of her time in the air. >It's so open and clear on a day like today; you feel so free when you fly that sometimes it's hard to make yourself land. >You shake the thoughts from your head. Now's not the time for sappiness, Anon. We've got a pretty long flight ahead of us. >Arrive at Rainbow's house and walk up to the door. Still getting used to the way cloud moves under your feet. Like it's solid, but not. >Knock on the door >No answer. Is that water running? >Knock again. The water stops. Hear footsteps before the door opens >”Sheesh, what i-” Rainbow stops dead and turns a shade of red you've only seen on Fluttershy >Her mane is wet and covered in a big white towel ...Bad time?
>She stammers something but you can't make it out. >The door slams, you hear hurried footsteps, a great whoosh of air, and the door opens again to reveal a now-dry Rainbow carrying her saddle bags >”A-alright, let's go.” >You're not sure why she's acting so weird, it's not like you saw anything you've never seen before >In fact, she was wearing MORE clothes than ponies usually do, which is to say, none >Whatever, you've been surprised like that too...damn Sluttershy. You brush it off and get in the heli. 6/x
Anonymous
>>539918 >>539949 >>540056 >>540157 All done.
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>>540206 >You spy out a tree branch that covers her normal path >You return every afternoon to wait, knife in hand >Finally you see her coming >The sight of her happily walking through the forest enrages you >As she passes underneath you make your move >Leaping from the branch, knife ready to bury into her neck. >She must have heard the branch and turns to see you coming down. >Her horn lights up, and as you reach her a shockwave explodes from the horn >You find yourself flung backwards into a tree >The knife thrown from your hand >As you you slump down, coughing blood, the purple pony approaches >You reach up weakly, as if to grab her by the neck >Your world slowly goes dark, the last image being Twilight standing over you. >On her face is not a look of anger, but of curiosity and fear. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>540468 >>540476 ...You glorious motherfucker...
>rope
Son
>>540129 >After a couple of minutes of walking you arrive at a tree that appears to have been turned into a home. >You both go inside. >You spend about an hour telling her of humans and Earth. >You can tell that Earth's history is frightening to her. >You ask about Equestria. >She then spends close to two hours telling of Equestria's history. >You learn all about Celestia and Luna, Discord, the earth p0nies, pegesi, unicorns, the basics of magic, and creatures of Equestria. Wow that's interesting.
>"Thanks for telling me about your history... Umm... What's your name?" Anon... You?
>" Twilight Sparkle." > You think that's a weird name but Anon probably sounds just as weird. >"It's getting late, I think we should both go to sleep." > You agree. > You spend the night sleeping on couch but you don't get much sleep. > You wake up early in the morning and get ready for the day because something tells you you're going be here for awhile. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>540250 >Even though its been two years the pain is still fresh, that wound is still there. "...I got a call that some kid got hit by a bus, at first I thought nothing of it....until they said her school's name. I got there as fast as my squad car could take me...when I got there and saw what happened.... I lost it...I know an officer isn't supposed to lost it on duty..but it was my daughter.....the clothing was the only way I knew it was her....that fucker sped up when he wasn't paying attention."
>You trail off not wanting to continue, but like the fuck you are you do. >You don't notice Dash's tears falling as you continue "After that....my wife had fell in to a state of depression...and six months after our daughter had passed....she took her own life. She lept from our family home. Over the past year and a half I lost my home, I lost my old job there and was forced to relocate....it took selling nearly everything I owned to buy this piece of shit out here in this city....my new job keeps a roof over my head and liquor in my fridge when the day is just too much. That picture is all I have left of them now Dash. I'll admit there are days where I've thought of ending it...
>"But what about your family? Didn't they help?" >You scoff "I don't know who the hell they are, if they're alive they sure as hell haven't let me know. I was raised in a fucking orphan home, I'm surprised I was able to get a damn G.E.D. and get hired on to the force in the first place."
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>540468 >>540476 I....will give birth to your illegitimate test tube experimental p0nies.
>>540426 Yes I plan on doing so after this one, I may just cut it to a short ending and start up on the third installment.
>>540215 please continue your lyra stories :D
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>540431 >Very late at night >You're in your bed, casually sleeping >Your eyes slowly creak open >Something has waken you, a strange feeling. >You look down to find Lyra licking and nuzzling your bare stomach while trying to unbutton your pants >You flip out and shove Lyra away >Lyra squeaked in surprise "Ah! G-Get away! Ugh... do you ever let up?!"
>"A-Anon... I-I'm so sorry... I just... I want you! I NEED YOU!!" >She tries forcefully kiss you, but you hold her away from you by her head >Lyra growls >She uses her magic to hold your hands down >"Y-You'll enjoy this... I-I promise!!" she said with a concerned tone >You try to struggle, but you can't break her magic's grip >Suddenly *THUD-WHAM* >Rainbow Dash bursts through your bedroom window. >She rams right into Lyra, knocking her right off of you >Lyra flees away, escaping downstairs and out the door >Your bro just saved your ass! "Sweet God, Dash... your timing couldn't have been more perfect!"
>"Oh, No prob, Anon..! I was just... in the area... not peeping or anything!" >She notices your bare body and unbuttoned pants >She blushes and looks away with a nervous grin. >"A-Alright, Dude, come on... get dressed already, h-hehe..." >How embarrassing. >You button up your pants and fix your shirt. >Your bro gives a heroic salute >"And with that, Rainbow Dash is victorious!" >She suddenly flies back out your window >Whatabro.jpg Anonymous
>>540707 Are you going to continue the spin the bottle series?
Wuten
>>538331 Decided to continue and post this before I collapse from exhaustion. :)
>”Rainbow, you shouldn’t tease him with those ideas!” Pinkie snickers >”But it’s so much fun!” Rainbow grins back at her. “Besides, he doesn’t mind. Riiiight, Anon?” she nudges your side >Swear under your breath, because there are little fillies at the party “Let’s… save this for another time, how’s that sound?”
>Rainbow grins even more >”Oh, alright… we’ll wait until you and I are all alone to talk about this…” >You can feel her breath along your neck as she says this >Sends a shiver down your spine >Fuuuuuuck, suppress it, suppress it…. >Aaaaaand, suppressed. Close one. >“Yeah, right now let’s just enjoy the party!” Pinkie exclaims, running off to the crowd >You sigh again “Well, at least she’s got enough energy to go around, huh?”
>You smile at Rainbow, holding up a piece of cake >She grins, taking it into her mouth and swallowing it, licking the frosting off your fingers >”So, nervous even when it’s consensual, aren’t ya Anon?” a voice comes from behind you >Spin around, it’s Applejack >She still has the same look as before, but it looks like she’s keeping herself together “The hell do you want?”
>Applejack smirks. “To enjoy the party, of course! After all, it IS your second-year anniversary of coming here, isn’t it?” >You ponder this for a moment >Holy fuck she’s right >”Ohmygosh that’s right!” Pinkie exclaims, hopping back over to you. “We’re celebrating two events with one super-mega-ultra awesome party!” 8/x
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>>540707 Done. They will supplant the human race as the dominant species of this planet.
Seriously though, big fan, of everyone.
Been following this for six threads now. Fresh out of ideas for writing as far as my own stories are concerned, so I can at least show appreciation through song. And interpretive dance.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>540634 >You realize Dash probably doesn't even understand half the terms you're using but you don't really care at this point. >"What about your friends? I'm sure they were there for ya....right?" "Friends? I haven't had one of those in a long time. Jackie here's been keepin me company though."
>You take another shot. >Admits her tears Dash's jaw drops. >you don't see that your actions are starting to make her angry. >"So no family, no friends...and this is how you spend your time? You go to work and come home to drink the night away?" "....That's putting it rather bluntly Dash."
>Hoof to face >you hit the floor "Ugh....what the?"
>"You're an idiot you know that? What the buck would your family think if they saw you in such a sorry state?! You think they'd be happy? You think you're honoring their memory? Anon you really are an idiot you know that! Sweet Celetia it's only been a few hours.." >Her voice trails off, she's choking back tears >"and I already know how much you're destroying yourself.....Anon the road you're on is only gonna kill you." "....I'd embrace it."
>Hoof to face again. >>540850 yes. Hmm...maybe I should flip a coin or cast a vote. Spin the bottle 4th installment or ALFiM 3rd installment?
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>You slowly open your eyes >Everything hurts >You are bound and lying on a table >Voices can be heard from the other room >"What is it?" >"I don't know, my books have no mention of this species. I had the vet bandage him up. I plan on running a few tests and sending them to Celestia." >Celestia... >You need to get free, if she finds out what happened you are dead. >The group enters the room as you struggle. >"Oh it's awake." >"It can talk to" >"Celestia is going to love this, a new sentient species. What are you? Who are you? Where did you come from?" >She keeps asking questions. So many questions.
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I think I'll 'attempt' to draw a story related picture, so sit tight and I'll be back to write up some more Lyra stuff
Wuten
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>>540909 SPIN THE BOTTLE AGGGHHH!!! DO EET
Albert Reginald
>>540909 Whichever one, man. I'm just enjoying the fuck out of this role reversal thing. It reminds me a bit of My Little Dashie...aw fuck. That feel...
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>The flight to Cloudsdale is uneventful. The two of you just crack jokes and tell stories about dumb shit you did when you were kids. >You see the City of the Pegasi appear past a cloud bank. You're almost at Rainbow's hometown >Thank Celestia for that, you've gotten stronger, but your legs are starting to burn from all this pedaling >As you land in Cloudsdale a large group of pegasi gathers to get a look at the human piloting the crazy machinery >You forgot that a lot of ponies here have never seen you, having never left Ponyville except to follow Rainbow into the Everfree Forest on adventures >Stepping onto the clouds, the crowd gasps as you make contact and walk around to the back of the craft >You grab your pack and set off down the road with Rainbow >The crowd follows you both for a while, asking questions and trying to get a good look at you before dispersing >”So what do you think, Anon? Is it everything I've told you it was? We've got time before the reunion party, let me show you around!” >Man she's excited. You would be too if you got to show off a place as awesome as this to your bro >”First stop, the weather center.” She gives you a hardhat and safety goggles as you enter a massive cloud building. >”This is where we make the snowflakes, among other things, that we use to make the weather in Equestria.” >You see an army of pegasi all working hard, chiseling single snowflakes out of little blocks of ice >As you pass through the snowflake factory the workers look up and see you, some of them dropping their tools in surprise >It's a little uncomfortable, like being in Ponyville those first few weeks. You don't let it show, of course, last thing you want is your bro to think you're feeling weirded out in her hometown
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>>540760 Even Rainbro isn't this much of a bro usually. I wonder if she has ulterior motives?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>540909 fuck it I don't like where I'm going with this.
Short ending: When Anon goes to get another shot Pinkie's the one to knock it out of his hand, she breaks the forth wall to get there, she grabs Dash and pulls her in to the tv a bit, dash, feeling sorry at leaving you to your fate offers you a chance to join em, you take a look around at your apartment and grab the picture of your family and soon you're off to equestria. Boom the end. Now on to the good shit.
Anonymous
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>>540909 Do whichever you want! I just wanted to know that the bottle series wasn't dropped or anything
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>540991 I'm sorry I just kinda blew the ending for you...maybe I'll save what I got and write out a real ending at a later date.
Son
>>540603 >Two weeks Later. >You've gotten used to life in Equestria. > At first many ponies were scared of you but now they seem to accept you. > You've become friends with the Mane 6. > Both Fluttershy and Applejack have tried to rape you a few times but their plans aren't very good. > You've got Rarity to make you some clothes similar to the ones you came to Equestria in. > You've become bros with Rainbow Dash and mostly drink and workout with her. > Pinkie Pie is also your friend. > You meet with Twilight once a week to talk about Earth and Equestria. > You look forward to these meetings. > You earn your bits by doing odd jobs around town. > You are at one of these meetings with Twilight right now. > Twilight is mostly talking about how unicorns use magic. > A question pops into your head. Hey Twilight, do you think that it's possible for me to learn magic?
> She thinks about for a little bit. >"Maybe... From what you told it sounds like humans have lost that power but I suppose it's possible. >After the meeting you go to your new home and get ready to learn magic.
Hey for all of you guys that have pastebins, can you post the links for me? I love your guy's work and i want to keep up on it!
Albert Reginald
>>541046 It's cool. But now I feel like writing. I can't think up a concept though. Someone gimme a concept that'll tear some feels out of your chests.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>541046 I wouldn't complain about another installment of Spin the Bottle. You make clop readable, sir, and I commend you for it.
Unamazing Writefag
>>540099 "Laugh it up, you abomination. You and I both know that your rule can't last forever."
"Oh, can't it?" he asked, snapping his fingers once more.
A plane of light flashed into existence, treating me to the sight of Fluttershy slamming a bucket onto Twilight's head, an expression of creul laughter etched upon her face.
"You see this, my multi-dimensional friend? These six were your last hope of ever defeating me. And look at them now!" he said with a touch of pride. "All of them wonderfully corrupted and chaotic! Without the elements of harmony, there is not a /thing/ that can put me out of power!" he said, laughing a high pitched, crazed giggle.
Gritting my teeth, I forced myself to maintain my composure. I needed to keep a cool head if I wanted to mess with his magic...
"You think so?" I asked, turning to face him. "I'm standing right here. You seem pretty confident for someone who has something unaccounted for right in front of them." I said.
"Oh, and /you/ think you can stop me?" he asked mockingly.
"Stop you? After what you've done?" I said, eyes narrowing. "No," I growled. "I'm gonna /kill/ you."
Anonymous
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>>540909 I'm voting on ALFiM 3rd installment
Unamazing Writefag
>>541126 Now /that/ got a flinch out of him, however momentary. A moment later, however, that same smug smirk of his returned.
"Oh really?" he asked, "I don't think you've got the stomach to take another life. Most don't." he argued.
"Ha!" I scoffed. "I don't think you know what you're dealing with. We humans kill monsters all the time." I said, taking a threatening step forward.
"Is that so? Then how about one of your own?" he asked, as I stopped in my tracks. His body shifted, contorted, glowed with magic...
And then I stared myself in the eyes.
"Ha! I knew it!" he exclaimed triumphantly, sauntering up to me. 'You don't know how to fight yourself, do you? Now be a good little boy and let uncle discord corrupt you." he chided, placing a finger on my forehead.
A moment passed, as I gazed up at the finger undoubtedly pumping destructive energy into me and Discord grinned like a maniac.
And then I burst into motion. Before Discord could react, I grabbed his arm in an iron grip, and twisted, pulling him off balance.
His eyes widened in surprise--
And crossed in agony as I slammed my forearm into his elbow joint, snapping it with a satisfying pop.
"Like I said," I retorted, grabbing him by the shoulders and driving a knee into his Solar Plexus. "We humans kill monsters all the time."
Wuten
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>>540896 >”That’s right,” another, calmer voice spoke >Look over, it’s Twilight >”It was exactly two years ago today Rainbow Dash found you. Hard to believe it, isn’t it? Feels like it was just yesterday.” >You nod; it does feel like it’s only been a short while >”And it seems you’ve finally decided you’re going to stay here, I assume?” Twilight smiles at you >You think for a moment >This world is a lot more peaceful than the world you came from >No war, no mass genocide, no riots… “…Yes. Yes I have.”
>”Wonderful, dahling!” Rarity escapes from the crowd and walks over to the rest of you. “You can’t just leave like that, anyway; you’re too precious to us!” >You smile, realizing that here you are accepted by everyone, regardless of what you may be >”Besides, you can’t leave Rainbow all alone like that!” Pinkie exclaims, smiling at you. “She’d never forgive you if you just up and left like that!”
>You nod; chances are she probably wouldn’t >Suddenly a crash >You look over to where the sound came from >”YOU’RE… GOING TO LOVE ME!!” >…Fuck. 9/x
Sorry this part was a bit short, but I wanted to leave all of you on a cliffhanger because I enjoy baiting the audience. ;) I'll start it back up tomorrow after I get out of classes. Until then, /mlp/! See ya!
Atlas
>>541019 Does Atlas p0ne show up more in this installment?
>MyBodyIsReady.jpg RT
>>541078 something about scootaloo and anon. the other crusaders are off with their sisters, and scootaloo has noone to hang out with
>i have no idea what im doing, just throwing one idea out Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>541077 http://pastebin.com/u/AnonAlighieri Almost everything I have done is on there
It's also where I will put the "Anon and Adopted Daughter" chapters stuff on there
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>541172 Oh he does, he does alright.
Also reading on the reactions to the tread the next post will have the 3rd installment to Advanced Friendship: Learning is Magic I also gulped down 2 five hour energy shots so my ass is up with you guys for a good while tonight.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>540260 ......dude....fucking epic.
Anonymous
>>541284 aetherman, do you have a pastebin?
Atlas
>>541284 I'm downing caffeine pills and mountain dew to try and stay awake for this.
Feels like the picture is related.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>541077 http://pastebin.com/u/Fillydelphian Rainbro 3 will be up there once I finish it
Albert Reginald
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>>541243 I dig this. Shall begin after a teeny tiny food break
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>You are nothing if not an experiment >>The illusion that Dash discovered you in this new world was a pre-planned event >>Anonymous has yet to actually confront Celestia >>Yet to actually contrast and compare the old world from the new >>As far as you know, this world is new, and it is poison >>Your memories of your past life are second long epiphanies at best, which you struggle to regain but >>lose completely by night >>Celestia doesn't trust you >>And she has good reason >>You watched from a distance as the Elements of Harmony failed >>For all of the fanfare they receive, they were a spectacular dud from where you sat >>You were not there to witness the corruption of those who you consider to be your friends >>You do not know the full story behind this >>But what you DO know is that this IS Discord >>And that Celestia has called upon you, Anonymous >>Why, exactly? You do not know >>What can you do in the face of a God? >>But Celestia calls, and you answer >>When you met her, she carried herself with such grace and power >>You can do nothing else but obey >>And so you stand before Discord, who looks upon you with a measure of delight from his devilish throne >>He cackles. It is low at first but quickly evolves into this snarky guffaw that you cannot tolerate >>“Oh, oh ho! This is rich. Her Elements of Harmony failed, and Twilight Sparkle's oh-so-precious 'magic of friendship!' ended up being a dud!” >>He was expressionate, you had to give him that. Moving with his speech. It made him all the more dislikable
Albert Reginald
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>>541298 I was listening to it and when it picked up I immediately thought of that fight. It was like some badass Dragonball shit.
I like music during reading. Feels like it enhances the moment.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>541372 >>“And so... and so~! Hahaha! She calls on a, a... HUMAN!” >>He falls out of his seat and rocks back and forth on his devilish body >>Why aren't you scared? >>You are only human. You are not some badass. In all things, you know fear. >>His head was that of a goat, crowned with the antlers of a mountain ram and a doe. His body was long and serpentine, with the midsection being covered by a brown layer of fur, or feathers. You cannot tell. >>He possessed undersized wings, one of a bad and one of a dove. He had the limbs of a lion, an eagle, an ass, and a skink. >>But Celestia knows humans better than you think she does >>She forces a digital display reading 6:59am into your mind >>You fear whatever world lays behind that far more than you fear Discord's physical appearance >>Like a gun to your back, at any instant the six can flip to a seven, and the fifty nine can flip to two zeroes >>And once that happens, you will never see your bro again >>That keeps you standing where you stand >>Discord, breaking through his debilitating laughter, finally, wipes a tear from his abysmal eye >>“But I DO have to hand it to Celestia! Bringing a human to Equestria? I say, what a bold move” >>He chuckles. You remain silent, wondering what exactly you are doing >>“Oh, dear. So, My Little Human, how did the old bat manage to tame you? Your people are so far lacking any sort of harmony! Must have been like house training a dog.” 2/x
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
Ha ha... quick sketch... Dear god I can't draw hands
Son
>>541073 > It's been a week since you started trying to learn magic and you've gotten nowhere. >You've mostly been meditating, trying to draw out the magic. > The rape attempts are beginning to take their toll. > Due to the fact that you have no one to talk to about it you have created a second personality with whom you have conversations. > Wow you are really not good at this.
Shut up.
> Well I'm just saying you've been going at this for a week and you've gone nowhere.
I don't see you trying.
> I'm trying, I'm you remember.
Oh yeah...
> I bet you feel stupid right now. Ha ha.
> Your second personality is kinda an asshole. SHUT UP!
> Make me. Oh right you can't cause I'm a a voice in your head.
SHUT! UP!!!
> Suddenly a feeling rushes through your body that you've never felt before. Did you feel that?
>Yeah I did. What the hell was that?
Magic?
Anonymous
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>>541414 well is there a status quo copy pasta?
half the time I don't even know whats going or supposed to happen
What about a best of pastebin?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>541330 >Its taken two days. >Two days to reach your citadel >In the distance you can see your new capital among a sea of forest. The sun is high in the sky, revealing your path to you. >During your march you've taken notice that both night and day occur as per usual, nothing has changed to make the day stay nor has the night and day become a chance appearance. >You've asked Luna about this many of times during the march >She's still got control over the moon, she's just as curious as you are when it comes to this situation. She'd of thought Discord would of played his hand in this...but it appears as though he's biding his time....some gods just want to watch the world burn. >The next few hours are spent in silence. >As the sun sets you reach your capital for the New Lunar Republic, despite it being abandoned for quite some time its still in decent shape, there's not many stones loose among the battlements. "Luna....are you sure this place is abandoned? It looks like its still in use."
>Luna: I've taken it upon myself to keep this place in as great a shape as I could, when I wasn't raising the moon or attending meetings I took it upon myself to keep this relic of the past in good condition. It shall serve well. >A voice you're all too familiar with echoes out from within the citadel >"You'd like to think that wouldn't you traitor?" >.....Atlas. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>541419 >>You furrow your eyebrows, taking offense. >>But you remain silent. You are a man of few words. >>He... it... slithers up to you, curls around your legs, and rears its nasty goat-head over you >>He examines you, wanting to see a human being up close >>Discord, perhaps, admires humans. But this thought is well out of your mind at the moment >>Every fiber in your body screams at you to run >>To flee, to survive. It is what humans are good at >>But, unbeknownst to you, Celestia prods you from behind >>“...Still, I can't blame her. I have taken away everything that she once held. She has no property left.” >>“Except you.” >>He chuckles, barely able to hold it in as he derpfaces >>“And... haha, YOU'RE her last line of defense. Hahaha! Well, time to show her that she possesses nothing which I cannot take away.” >>He cackles madly, lowering a single digit from his lion-like paw down on you >>Your brows furrow, and you begin to boil with hatred >>Not for the way he has spoken to you, not so much >>But for what he has taken from this world >>What he has done to your friends >>Celestia manipulates you. She pulls the strings to her puppet, not that you know that. >>His claw touches you >>And, at that second, there is a static discharge that forces his hand away >>He recoils, whipping his hand up and down on his wrist before putting his finger in his mouth >>“Yeouch!” >>Celestia, too, recoils. From wherever she is operating, from wherever she is pulling the strings, she is cast out of your mind >>But fear is a powerful thing. The dreaded six, five, and nine remain >>It lingers the whole way through 3/x
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k
Tyko the Emperor Flutterfag !fr7JYN2X/k Mon 12 Mar 2012 09:26:00 No. 541454 Report Quoted By:
>>541414 MFW My second chapter alone was good enough to make the list
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
Short stupid story>Just another day in Equestria >SUDDENLY A HOLOGRAPHIC TRANSMISSION FROM BEYOND THE MOON! >"I AM ZILTOID, THE OMNISCIENT, GREETING PONIES. I HAVE COME FAR FROM ACROSS THE OMNIVERSE, YOU SHALL FETCH ME YOUR UNIVERSES ULTIMATE CUP OF APPLE CIDER. YOU HAVE 5 PONY MINUTES....MAKE IT PERFECT!" >All hell breaks loose >Apple family gets the apple cider to the drop point just in time >A beam of light teleports the Apple Cider barrel away >On Ziltoid's ship, he is delivered the Apple Cider >Drinking from it, he yells "FETID, HOW DARE THEY PRESENT THIS TO ME! FOUL! THEY HIDE THEIR FINEST FRUIT! PREPARE THE ATTACK!" >Hours pass as Ziltoid gets a report from a subordanate >"The ponies, they are preparing themselves for the attack!" >"EXCELLENT! HAVE YO PREPARED THE PLANET SMASHER!? >"Yes my Lord" >"INDEED, ON MY WORD" >"Yes my Lord"
Atlas
>>541430 Would you like some help?
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>541452 >>Empowered by a mysterious zeal, your left hand rockets up to his beard and grips >>You yank him down to your level >>“What the?” >>Your right hand rears to just below your shoulder, and you swing your weight forward >>Dental appointment >>Before he can comprehend what's happening, an uppercut rockets into his jaw and knocks his lanky body through the air where it lands in a heap >>The long, sharp tooth that jutted from his upper lip shunts into the ground next to him, and there is a bloody patch where it once decorated his face >>Discord runs his hand along his jaw line and senses that he is broken. He looks up. >>You are already on top of him >>He lifts a hand to attempt a spell, but you know better >>You've fought unicorns before >>With lightning speed you rake your hand to one of his antlers and yank him straight up >>His spell falters Fight me
>>You throw a right cross into his long face, rattling his ancestors through his face Come on
>>You whip him around, yanking him by his antler and throwing a right hook into his jaw >>The impacts of your fists against his body give resounding, bombastic thuds >>But that doesn't last long >>You throw your fist into his eye, driving your body behind it >>The bone around his eye socket cracks with a sickening splutch of flesh >>You carelessly throw him by his antler straight down into the checkered floor, not caring if the force of the impact concussed his brain case. If he had one. That's pathetic.
>>Discord slithered back up, and even with his face as wrecked as it was, all it took was a snap of his fingers before he was restored >>He picks up his tooth manually and rams it back into his gum 4/x
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
'Still an audience out there waiting for my Lyra stories?
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
>>541501 Yes please...
I also gotta learn to take my time and not rush every drawing. I keep rushing it for some reason. I don't even mean to. Unamazing Writefag
>>541157 He collapsed, his one good hand clutching his chest as he gasped for breath.
"How?" he wheezed, gazing up at me as I towered over his prone form.
"Because humanity is /nothing/ like the ponies you know. No matter how much I love them for it, I can't help but notice it. These ponies are /soft/. They have it /easy/. And in conquering them, so do /you/." I stated, stepping on his chest and applying a small amount of pressure, enough to elicit a cry of pain from the doppelganger.
"We humans are different. In our world, since time began, we've had to fight tooth and nail to survive, be it with nature or eachother. We didn't have things handed to us on a silver platter. We had to fight for it. Our world has made us a race of warriors, hard as steel forged in the fires of /hell itself/." I said, releasing the wounded spirit.
"And you know what? That's /exactly/ what we are. We haven't merely survived the hell that is our world, we've thrived in it, conquered it, plundered it, and /made it our bitch/."
"Now get up and heal yourself, you worthless piece of shit. It's time I showed you how screwed you are." I ordered.
Slowly, Discord rose, arm snapping back into position as he turned to face me, brow furrowing in concentration.
Rolling my eyes in disbelief, I dashed forward and drove a vicious hook into his ribcage, hearing a distinct crack.
"Don't think I'll let you just teleport off that easy!" I shouted, lauching a palm strike into his pain-contorted face.
Eyes watering on reflex, the opposite me stumbled backward, dazed.
Launching forward, I pressed on the relentless assault.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>541502 >>“Hah, I get it now. I can't corrupt you because you're Human” >>He eyes you with a mixture of amusement and disdain >>“You're already corrupt beyond all hope. So you're Celestia's silver bullet, huh?” >>He chortles to himself, and then brings his lion's paw to bear. An array of scythe-like claws emerge from the fingers >>“Alright, then. Let's see what you can do.” >>In your mind you can feel a pull. Something is telling you to run away >>Celestia is telling you to withdraw >>Your role in this play is done >>Twilight has restored her friend's memories, and they were on their way >>But you did not know that, and you did not care >>For the moment, Celestia has lost control >>And this terrifies her >>Discord lunges at you. He was like lightning, swiping his clawed hand at you >>But you are experienced, either from this life or your past >>You are smaller than him >>You dart in, juking the swipe and throwing a fast half-uppercut with your left hand >>You vastly favor your right, but the left was closer and had less distance to travel >>Discord is mildly annoyed, and like a biblical serpent he hisses and lashes out at you with his eagle claw from the right >>Dukes up, sway low, slop to the outside >>He overshoots you >>You throw your hip clockwise and drive a left hook into his nose >>“Gaagh!” >>He can bitch and moan all he wants. You possess an arcane knowledge that this world only scarcely knows of >>You are the premier scientist in your given field >>Fighting >>He employs his tail, which you have been foolish to ignore until now >>He catches you in a snare, and wraps his long, powerful body around you 5/x
Anonymous
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OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>541509 BRING ON THE HANDS
RT
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>>541509 with each passing moment, my jimmies are slightly more ruffled. please continue this tale
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>541468 >Now listen here ponies! We represent Equestria itself! I want no heroes! He is gonna be unleashing a shit storm on us, we gotta be ready! They are coming over the horizon as we speak! We gotta be ready to take them down! Hold your position ponies! Do not cast magic until I tell you to cast! Have you got that? >"YES SIR!" the pony troops cry >"RIGHT! HOLD YOUR POSITION! ZILTOID, HE COMES!" >Ponies of Equestria! We are the Ziltodian Warlords, Resistance is futile! >Ziltodian ships in the sky fighting the pegasi >Ziltoidian warlords on the ground engaging the unicorns and earth ponies >Ponyville is in ruins >Celestia rides out to try and even the odds >From the sky, Ziltoid himself approches Celestia >She tries to use her magic, but he uses his 4th dimensional guitar hero skills to counter her magic >Celestia, unable to comprehend the fucking wicked skill and awesomeness of Ziltoid's guitar skills, falls unconscious END
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>541544 >>Celestia does everything she can to regain control of you >>He constricts you, laughing maniacally as he does so >>He can feel your body giving way under his strength >>Celestia can, as well >>You bang your fist against his body to little effect, you are growing short on air >>“Hahahaha!” he screams that fucking Q-esque laugh >>Victory is in his reach >>You, the 'champion' of Celestia, are seconds away from combustion from the pressure bearing down on you >>On a final gambit, your hand rockets to his antler once again, and gets a grip >>“Wha-wha?!” >>You pull his head and invert it. He is alarmingly easy to manipulate when you get him by the antlers >>You tug with all your strength, driving his ivory horns into his own body >>He screams like a million year old dragon would be expected to >>His grip loosens on you as he scrambles over himself, a knot of flesh and fur and scales thrumming in outrageous pain >>Free from his grasp, you make your move >>You stomp your shoe down upon his head >>Then again >>And again >>The antler breaks, freeing his head, leaving the jagget bony appendage tangled in his body >>His spine is all sorts of messed up >>His organs punctured in more than one place >>You grip his head, staring at him coldly >>Discord wants to be a smartass? >>He wants to see why you're worth anything? Why humanity is worth anything? >>You throw a right cross into his face >>Crack, there goes his snout >>You lay into him with another cross >>You love your right, it's so powerful >>Another >>And another >>Crack, crack >>His bones are like peanut brittle to you >>He is covered in his own chaos-born blood 6/x
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
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>>541430 I like her drool.....it makes so much sense :D
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>Rainbow's tour brings you out of the snowflake factory and into a brightly lit area full of nozzles and pools. >”And THIS is where we make the rainbows!” >She looks at you and winks as she trots over to a pegasus working a large vat of the multicolored fluid. >”Anon, this is Rainbowshine. She's my source for bottled rainbow.” The pegasus puts down her ladle and extends a hoof. You bump it with your fist. She really is a friend of Rainbro >”Nice meeting you too, Anon, Rainbow's told me about you.” She pulls your head down to her ear >”You treat her right though, or you'll have to answer to me.” >O....k, not sure what she means by that, but the tension is broken by Rainbowshine >”Say Anon, has Rainbow Dash ever told you about how we found out about rainbow's curing hangovers?” >Dash looks at her friend, almost panicked. >”No? Well when we were in flight school together we used to party on weekends; our whole little crew.” >She stops Dash from interrupting with an outstretched hoof. You can see Dash's legs flailing trying to stop her >”So this ONE week we get particularly crazy, with our final flight tests for the year and all, and Dash here decides we need to go all out” >Dash's face is a priceless combination of horror and dread with a sprinkle of embarrassed blushing. Rainbowshine continues, unabated
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>541602 >>It bubbles, it feels like acid to you >>It burns >>But it doesn't stop you >>It sizzles against your flesh >>But you are liking this >>Again, and again, you lay into him with cross after cross, each time driving your knuckles further and further into his cranial anatome >>You are curious, like a scientist >>What does it look like in there? >>Let's find out >>Crack, crack, crack >>A smile creases your lips >>Then a smirk >>And then a psychotic grin >>He underestimated you >>And now you have power over him. >>You don't even notice the individual punches any more, you just watch as he has less and less of a face left >>You are a human jackhammer >>Although the thought does not cross your mind, yet, you COULD succeed Discord as the God of... Discord >>But it does cross Celestia's mind >>It crosses Celestia's mind the entire time >>A magical aurora engulfs you >>There is a flash of light, and then blackness 7/x
Atlas
>>541538 here is my lightning attempt at a hand. This is the basic skeletal structure of the human hand. let it be noted not everything is perfectly to scale, but it's close enough.
Do you see how there are four bones to a finger in the hand? Well the last three are the ones that actually protrude from the palm. It should be noted that there are only 3 bones in the thumb.
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Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>541444 >How, even after every precaution you took you have still been found! >You were under the impression Luna had you guys hidden from Celestia's watchful eye >You couldn't of been more wrong >Atlas: "Surprised? I knew you would be?" >That abomination of a fucking horse flies his way out from inside the citadel walls and out to your group >he looks upon Luna's army and smiles >Atlas: "Not bad, it appears as though you all made it here in one piece....good, my master wouldn't have it any other way." >It takes every fiber in your being to not simply charge after Atlas and beat him in to a bloody pulp. >But without chaos, without your arm, you're nothing >A broken human >Atlas can see your disdain, your anger, this elicits a laugh >Atlas: "Poor Anon, it must suck to be human huh? You can't fly, you can't do magic, and you're no where near as strong as an earth pony. God you won't last long." >You don't answer him, you refuse to give Atlas the satisfaction of knowing he's getting under your skin. >You throw your hood up and cover your face from his view. >A few of Luna's guards surround Atlas intent on capturing him. >Atlas: "Oh no no no, you wouldn't really harm the messenger would you?" >Luna: "What message do you bring...abomination?" >Atlas ignores Luna's insult >Atlas: "The message is simply: Good luck, you'll need it." >Within a flash of purple light he's gone, his laughter still echoing as he departs. >You clench your fist in anger. >Rainbow offers a calming hoof....it helps. >RD: "Don't let em get to ya Anon, you'll be makin him eat those words before ya know it." ".....I really hope you're right Dash."
Handagote !FV36p7jjnk
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>>541644 Oh yeah, I can definitely see how getting knowledge on how draw anatomy can involve knowing on what inside the body... I suppose I'll take more looks into my books.
But, not only that, I got some other stuff to do, So I'll have to put those Lyra stories on hold.
Thanks and Ciao!
Son
>>541433 >You run to Twilight's house as fast a possible. >Seeing as how most of the work you do is physical labor plus you workout with Rainbow Dash, you get there in no time. > You burst in without knocking because you're so excited. > "Anon what are you-" Twilight! I think I just did magic!
> She seems surprised by this. > "Try it again and this time I'll see if I could sense it." > You quickly start meditating trying to draw on that power you felt. > You get nothing. > Keep trying but get nothing. > What's the matter buddy, got cold feet?
>You begin rage when suddenly that earlier power starts to flow through you again. > This time you hold on to it. Unamazing Writefag
>>541509 Yes.
Any thoughts on my Anon vs. Discord fight so far?
Besides that Sherm's is superior, I mean. I already know that.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>541642 >>That night you congratulate Twilight, Rainbow, and all of their friends for defeating Discord >>Twilight wonders why Discord made no effort to stop her from restoring her friend's memories >>But you wouldn't know. You weren't there >>Celestia made sure that's what you believed >>After the celebration, you settle down for a well deserved slumber >>Your memories of that fight had been totally wiped >>No one knows, not even you >>But Celestia knows >>Celestia knows that she fucked her experiment up >>For as terrifying as Discord was, and is, for just one nanosecond you were more so >>Human nature is not something that Celestia fully appreciated >>Modifications need to be made to her pet project >>This is the first night that you feel it >>As you drift to the land of dreams, you feel an intangible force picking at your mind >>Given the effectiveness of your fear in keeping you in line, the image of your alarm clock set to 6:59am dominates your dreams >>You toss, and you turn >>But the struggle doesn't stop the memories of your past life from being extracted, analyzed for relevance, and destroyed >>You WILL be Celestia's little human >>And you WILL be happy 8/8
END
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>541509 Yes, there is. She is not a character touched on a lot.
>>541706 Don't be modest. I enjoyed reading what I saw so far.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
Question, what does everyone want to see out of the Anon and daughter story? I have an idea for the next chapter, but the long road is really gonna be paved by what you are all interested in. I mean if your interested in Bleach like plots(lol plot?) or time skips or whatever I can do it. I just need to gauge whats expected of me
Anonymous
>>541733 all i can say is
...that was awesome...
Anonymous
>>541773 I was enjoying it alot actually
Albert Reginald
>>541243 >The sun doesn't wake you up this morning >The sunrise isn't even complete yet >Intense knocking on your door rips you from sleep >Fly out of bed and run downstairs. It might be urgent >Open the door to be greeted by Rainbow "Morning, bro."
>Look up to the sky >Shit, it's pretty damn early >"You lazy bum! You were still asleep!" "No shit. The sun's not even done rising yet."
>She laughs. "I know, I'm just messing with ya." "So what was up with the crazy knocking fit?"
>"Well duh, it's really early. I knew your butt was still asleep." "Alright. And now what I should've asked first. What's so damn important that you need to get me up this early?"
>You rub your eyes after saying this >"Well Rarity had plans to take me AJ and Twi to the spa all day today bu-" "Wait...you were gonna go to a spa?"
>You say this with a chuckle >She looks offended >"Hey! I may be your bro but I'm still a mare!" >You laugh >"Anyway, we were gonna go but earlier AJ barely remembered today was the Sisterhooves Social" >You vaguely know of the event. Something about sister ponies and a relay race. >"So without Rarity the free day at the spa was shot. So I thought we should hang today!" "Sounds cool. But I'm still tired as hell...you wanna come in while I get the rest of my interrupted sleep this morning?"
>She laughs and agrees >Neither of you notice Scootaloo walking up to Rainbow as she walks in your place and shuts the door >Scootaloo looks down and walks to the CMC treehouse 1/?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>541686 >With Atlas' appearance new questions surface >Is it really safe to stay here? Can Celestia bring her guard here immediately? How long will you last out here? >Then you realize, if Discord really wishes for a show, he wouldn't end it so quickly...he'd want to drag it out so you and the others could suffer for as long as possible....before showing you mercy and ending you..... >As your group enters through the front gates you pound your fist in to the cold stone wall >You can't help but blame yourself for this entire mess >After all, it was you who gave in to the temptation, it was you who became Discord's little puppet, you were the one who gave Celestia those wounds....it was you who weakened her to the point of corruption becoming a simple task for Discord....all of this is because of you. >This really doesn't sit well with you >Time and time again you've thought of leaving >Luna seems to be able to sense this from you, and she assures you that this isn't your doing, that this is Discord's fault not yours. >In the long run it doesn't provide you with much comfort. >As the last of Luna's troops step inside the iron gates and wooden doors close behind you. >The group of you turn to see one of Luna's guards being the one who closed them >"....what? Better safe than sorry right?" Albert Reginald
>>541875 This is gonna be on your pastebin, right? I can read it later when I'm done with this fic.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>541780 seconded
>>541797 double seconded
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>”She convinces us to all sneak into the weather factory and we have our party there. It was the weekend so we knew we'd have enough time to clear out in the morning.” >This is going to be good, you just know. Dash's reaction only makes you want to know more. >”So we're in there, right? And Dash finds the key to the room where they make the cloud starter.” >You know this. You've GOT to know this. You learned what clouds were in like, kindergarten >”Uh, no. We make the cloud starter by distilling the lightning dew we collect under the city” >”It's also how we make lightning primer, it's basically condensed sunlight that collects under the city.” >You still don't understand, but you let her continue and just nod your head >”So the freshly distilled cloud starter, it turns out, is like, ridiculously strong. We'd had the older stuff before but by the time it's getting pumped out into the air it's lost its kick” >Rainbow has given up fighting it and is sitting next to you, hoof in face the whole time. Priceless >”Basically, by morning, we'd all had way, WAY too much and could barely move we were so hung over.” >She starts to laugh, remembering the events >”And then Rainbow gets up and says she's gonna go wash up. I guess she was so out of it that she thought she was at home!” >You look over at your bro, who's starting to enjoy hearing the story again >”She goes into the rainbow room and when she comes out she's covered in liquid rainbow, yelling about how hot the stuff is!” >She stops to laugh for a minute >”And so once we calm her down she realizes that her hangover is gone, and we all jump into the vats to get rid of our own.” >Rainbow laughs with Rainbowshine at the end and the two of you excuse yourselves to continue on your way
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>541797 >>541901 Well Im trying to figure out what direction you guys would like to see it go, or if you really willing to just let me go at it without others putting any input.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>542020 I like the interaction between Anon and the ponies who aren't accepting of his presence, like Cheerile.
Anonymous
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>>542020 If I were to put any direction on you, it would be dealing with the polite discrimination ponies have against a sentient omnivore in their midst.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>542020 Go anywhere you want with it. I doubt many will be disappointed.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>541706 Expanding on what I said before, your interpretation of Discord through dialogue and the way he generally behaves is a lot more on-target than mind.
For faithful portrayal of a witty villain, the award goes right to you.
Albert Reginald
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>>542020 I like it, dude. It's a great concept. Just take it in whatever direction you feel will work out best. I, for one, would like to see something like "Fuck you, human dad is best dad" and everyone realizes it.
I just realized something. If you take a look at the first rainbro/fetish shy threads you see short stories. Next thing you know moving on in the threads you see us fuckers creating long-ass dramatic greentexts.
Writing is awesome.
Albert Reginald
Unamazing Writefag
>>541543 Once again in close quarters, I launched a swift cross at his chin--
One that he diverted off course with his forearm, simultaneously swiping with his other hand at my head.
/Too used to having claws, I'd reckon./ I thought, weaving under the highly telegraphed strike and responding to an elbow to the temple. He stumbled, probably seeing stars.
"Nice try, I'll give you that." I breathed, as a preadatory smirk emerged onto my face and I advanced once more. "But you'll have to do better than that! Try and actual punch, maybe?" I taunted, throwing a hard kick to his right knee, where he had balanced all his weight.
Though I'd not been so lucky as to break his leg, he did collapse to his knees once more. Knowing better than to allow him to regain himself, I slammed a hammerfist int the back of his head, sending him sprawling face-first onto the ground.
"Had enough?" I asked, turning to face him. To my surprise, he rose to his feet once more. Turning towards me, he glared his indignant rage into my eyes.
"You mad, bro?" I asked with a cocky grin.
"I'll /end/ you!" he roared, lunging at me with a fast cross. Caught me flat footed, I didn't expect that kind of speed from him. Fist slamming into my cheek, he quickly followed with two sledgehammers to the gut, driving the wind out of me as I fell backwards.
Now the /real/ fight had begun.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
What does everyone think about the direction I'm taking this? Are we liking the background story thing?
Atlas
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>>541875 I'm just sitting here, finding the more I read, the more I'm tempted to draw the Atlas p0ne.
Anonymous
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>>541706 You mean that his is inferior, right?
Maybe I just hate the idea of Celestia being able to dick anon around like that, to the point that he's her bitch.
I really like yours, good guy but willing to step up and state the truth about human's without making us look like monsters, and the anti magic nature is very nice, give you real power there.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>541887 Yes.
>You pay the guard no heed and proceed to the main tower located at the back of the citadel. >Luna: Guards! head to the armory and outfit yourselves with the munitions there....Anon, Rainbow Dash if you would please follow me. >She leads you in to the main tower while the guards make their way in to the smaller towers located at the corners of this rectangular fortress. >If you were to get a base size of this place you'd say this entire thing takes up at least a mile on all sides.....this place seems so huge....so safe, but you know better. >As you follow Luna you can't help but take in the make of this castle, everything is made from concrete bricks, your thoughts fall upon early civilizations that harnessed the use of concrete, making dependable cities that lasted amid the chaos your world experienced at that time. >Looks like ponies knew how to make is too, and they used and abused it just as much >The inside of the main tower was well kept. >Old banners adjourned the walls, yet their symbol remained clear: Two alicorns, one of light and one of darkness. The symbol had the two bent in a way that created a sort of yin and yang, with the moon and sun between them. >If you were in Luna's shoes you were sure you'd nostalgia all over the place. >Luna continued to lead the two of you up a stair case and two an old throne room. > A single blood red carpet leading to a stone throne could be seen, windows parallel to each other on both sides gave the three of you a view of the forest surrounding the citadel. >The throne room itself.....resembled Canterlot Castle's in size. >Luna took a seat upon her stone throne and looked toward the two of you. Anonymous
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>>541019 i like that ending. heheh. im a sap for happy endings. someone keeps cutting onions in these threads
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
Gunna repost a story I wrote, with a few changes.>Wake up to a wonderful sunrise. >Shit, Shower, Shave. The usual routine before Fluttershy comes bashing on your door. >Familiar knock on front door. >what a fucking surprise? >Wait, this is a fucking surprise. It's Derpy, the mail-mare. >'Hello Anony!' >You only allow her to call you that. You like her style. >'Not bad Anony. Here's your mail.' >Reaches into bag, passes you a few letters with her wing. >'Also, Fluttershy is in your bushes with these big round thingys on her hooves.' >Have a peek, see fluttershit dressed as a car. >'Beep Beep?' >'Beep honk....' >she slowly walks home, still making engine sounds. >'She really tries.' >'Don't do that. I won't remember where you live.' >Derpy gives you a sad look. >she perks up, starts bouncing up and down. >'You remembered it, Anony!!' >Pulls out a muffin from the other bag on her back, and puts it in your hands. >She always brings you muffins to try, ever since you came to p0nyville.
Son
>>541691 Twilight! I got it!
> "I don't sense anything." Twilight said with a surprise. Huh?
> "I don't sense any magic coming from you." > You're so shocked that you let go of the power and it fades away. But I-
> "Anon are you ok? You don't look so well." Twilight said with concern. What? No! you have to believe me I felt something!
> "I know it must be hard moving to a new land and adjusting but-" > You cut her off once you realize what she's implying. No! I'm telling you I felt something! I'm not crazy.
> You tell her buddy!
Shut up!
> "Anon you're starting to scare me, I think maybe you should go to the hospital." Twilight said showing real concern. No! I'll be back once I master this power.
> Not waiting another second you burst out the door and run back to your house. > Once you make it back home you try to harness this power that you felt. > You don't shower and you hardly sleep for a week. > All you do is try to control this power that's inside you. > The only company you have is the voice in your head. > Suddenly you hear a knock at the door. > You open it and see that Mane 6. > "Anon you've been acting really strange lately and not the funny ha ha strange but more of weird creepy strange." Pinkie Pie said. > "Yeah bro what's been going on with you lately?" Rainbow Dash said. Can't talk right now, mastering the unknown energy that's flowing through my body.
> You try to close the door but a hoof gets in the way. > Suddenly the Mane 6 burst through the door and grab you. > "Anon we're doing this for your own good!" No! Let me go I'm not crazy!
> Yeah I, the voice inside his head, vouch for him.
Shut up!
> They start to drag you to the nearest hospital. The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>542112 C'mon, Anon! Put up your dukes! Bob and weave, bob and weave! You got this!
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542232 2/X
>Take a bite. Mmm, Apple and cinnamon. You have to show me how you make them so good.
>'Well how about you come to mine tonight. Dinky will love Anony around.' Of course, how about I cook us all dinner? and then you can show me your secret.
>'Shhh....Its gotta be a secret.' >Gives you a wink. >Hang out with your Rainbro most of the day. >Training for the running of the leaves I'm gunna beat you this year Rainbro
>'Not with that flabby ass of yours' We can't have pert flanks like yours RD
>She tackles you from a cloud above. >Start wrestling on the ground. >she pins you to the ground, staring into your eyes. >Her wings are fully opened. Wings won't help you now.
>throw her off, about to tackle her flank. >Notice where the sun is CRAP!! Rainbro, I gotta go. I am having dinner with a very special p0ny tonight, and still need to prepare it.
>Notice her wings deflate. >'Oh....Alright Anon. I have to get home too.’ >she flies off like a Wonderbolt. >Such a good bro, worried about my training. Albert Reginald
>>541802 >It's somewhat later in the morning when you realize you can't get back to sleep >Your bro is chilling on the bed next to you waiting for you to get your happy ass up >Fuck it "I can't sleep. And the sun's about to make its way into my eyes anyway."
>You can hear Rainbow utter a silent 'yes!' >"Alright. I'll just hang downstairs until you're done doing watcha gotta do." >She flutters out your bedroom door and shuts it behind her >Get up, get showered, get dressed >Heading downstairs you can hear your bro laughing her ass off "What's so-"
>She's holding the 'green sack' >"I didn't know you smoked triple W!" "Triple what?"
>"Wild woods weed, man! This stuff is kinda frowned upon in Ponyville y'know." "Shit. Where I come from we just call it 'weed'."
>She continues to laugh >You snatch the bag from her and place it back in its hiding spot "Anyway, what's planned for today?"
>"I was thinking we could go to Sugarcube corner today. Almost everyp0ny in Ponyville is going to the Social." "You know what that means"
>You both yell "Public Inebriation!"
>"Public Inebriation!" >Today sounds pretty damn awesome >During certain events where nearly everyp0ny is gone you an Dash made a tradition to get shitfaced when this happened >You both make your way to Sugarcube Corner >Mr. Cake, knowing of the tradition, left a bottle with a note on the bar of the empty shop >"Anon and Rainbow, more Applejack Daniels is in the fridge under the bar. Have as much as you like. Just remember, each bottle is 10 bits. Leave it on top of the fridge when you leave. Thanks. -Mr. Cake" >Mr. Cake just earned a permanent spot on the bro list >It's time to get fucked up 2/?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>542185 >You can't seem to help but kneel, and Dash does the same. >Luna: You two may rise >You and Dash do so. >When the two of you look upon her again you see that she's in possession of a large scroll....very large...its taller than you rolled up. >Using her magic, Luna unravels it before the two of you and the two of you part from its unraveling, allowing it to open completely upon the carpet. >It's a map, a map of the territory under the Equestrian Nation. >You see the names of various cities and towns. >Ponyville, Canterlot, Stalliongrad, Hoffington, Whinnington, Manehattan, Fillydelphia, and of course Mareland (maryland) >They are represented with red flags upon their names >Luna: The towns with red flags represent towns under Celestia's Banner, the blue flags are under our Banner. "But....but none of them have our banner."
>Luna: One does. >A single blue flag south of all the towns and cities within Equestria, near the southern border, the only name seen is: N.L.R. >Luna: Let me show you how our influence compares to Celestia's >Using her magic she shows Celestia's influence as red and Luna's as blue....to say you control a sixth of Equestria would be overstating it. >Luna: It is unfortunate but I've had to gather all our troops here....aside from a few agents loyal to me we've no influence other than this citadel.....this is our only bastion. Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542311 3/X
>Knock on Derpy's door, Big wicker basket in hand >Greeted by little Dinky. >'ANONY!!!!' >Ok maybe 2 p0nies can call me that. >Give the little filly a big hug. >Derpy walks out of the kitchen, covered in flour. >Greet her with a massive hug too. Both of you get cleaned up, and dinner Shall be done soon.
>Warm up a beautiful Vege lasanga, serve with a daffodil greens salad. >Set table, serve with apple and raspberry cider, thanks to Berry Punch. >enjoy dinner with 2 very good p0ny friends. >Derpy puts a movie on for Dinky as I clean up. >'Thank you Anony. It's nice to see someone who cares about me.' Oh Derpy. Everyp0ny in P0nyville loves you. Without your muffins, or mail delivering skills, we would be done for.
>Derpy blushes. So, you gunna show me how to make your wonderful muffins?
>Derpy shows you her secret ingredients and method. >Freshest produce and mixing things by hand slowly with a whisk to keep in the air. >'I wanted to give you this for being such a good friend Anony' Should I keep going?
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>542417 Do it. Derpy doesn't get enough fanfic love, in my book
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542449 Thank you Filly. That means alot.
>>542417 >She pulls out of a safe hidden under her bench, a golden muffin that matches Derpy's eyes. >Eyes start to well up. Thank you Derpy. I love it.
>She motions you to try it. >Eat it in a few mouthfuls. Oh god, its sooo sweet and buttery aaannn.....
>Start to feel woozy. >don't rememeber even hitting the floor. >Wake up in the dark. >Try to get up. Can’t move arms or legs. HELP!!! IS ANYP0NY THERE!?!?!
>Door across the room opens. Somep0ny walks it. too dark to see. >door shuts and lights come on, blinding you. >’Shush. I don’t need you waking Dinky up.’ >eyes finally adjust, see derpy looming over you. Derpy, what the hell is going on?
>Notice something is different. Her eyes are straightened. >’Let me ask you this. Fluttershy always comes to your door everyday. Why is that?’ She…She wants to find out what my fetish is.
>Derpy smiled. >’Well what a coincidence. This here is MY fetish.’ Bondage? Rape? Torment?
>Her face bunched up >’How dare you insinuate I would degrade myself by having sex with you. No, I’m more complex.’ >This wasn’t your Derpy Hooves. This was something bad. >She leans in close >’ I love depriving people of enjoyment. That’s why I’m going to kill you Anony.’ Anonymous
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>Twilight frees you with her magic >You realize your best hope of escaping is just to answer her curiosity, and keep off the subject of Celestia. >You try to explain to her that your from a different world, one completely different then this. >At first the group doesn't believe you, but they humor you anyway. >They seem amazed that a species can be both so loving and peaceful, yet violent at the same time. >You explain that where your from the leaders report to the people, that it's the people who truly hold the power. >"But how does anything get done?" She asks, leading you out into what appears to be the library. "It sounds like you argue over everything." >"This is just too amazing, I'll be right back." She remarks and runs off into another room. >The other 5 ponies continue asking you minor questions as you wander the library. >You answer them as best you can as you walk up the stairs, noticing that this is also a home as well. >As you explore you hear hear some noise from below >Peering over the railing you see a swirling of air in the middle of the library >Suddenly a bright light flashes and Celestia herself appears >Twilight runs out with a wide grin >"Wow princess, I didn't think you would drop everything and come see this so soon." >You realize that stupid student must have already notified her. >Running is out of the question >Once she realizes you attacked her student she won't merely banish you again >"So where is this human?" Celestia asks >Before Twilight can respond you hurtle yourself over the railing at Celestia below
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542513 5/X
>Utter shock rushes over you. >Derpy laughs. >’Oh that’s a good one. No Anony, I won’t kill you. But as I said, I will be depriving the p0nies of p0nyville of their precious human.’ What do you plan you do with me?
>She hovered over you, staring into your eyes. >’Well it depends. If you are kind, and be a good human, I shall slowly give you freedoms. But if you decide I give to much…’ >She drops onto your chest, knocking the wind out. >’…I shall revoke your rights.’ And what does Dinky think of this?
>’ I told her we are having a sleepover. That you needed a vacation from all the p0nies.’ >She climbs off you, and walks towards the door. Wait, just one last thing?
>Her ears perk up. Why now? Why do you give into your fetish now?
>Derpy spun on her hooves, turning around faster than ever. >’ EVERYDAY I GET LAUGHED AT FOR WHO I WAS!!’ >Tears stream from her eyes. >’I WAS LAUGHED AT AS A FILLY FOR BEING RETARDED!! I trained myself everyday to speak properly, to keep my eyes in check. But the ridicule still hounds me.’ >She gallops to the bedside >’ They make fun of Dinky! Say that she is going to be slow like her mother!’ Derpy. I need you to undo my hands. Or even just one hand.
>She sniffles back some tears >’Why, so you can get away too?’ Derpy, you are the closest thing to family I have here. Rainbow is my Bro, but you treat me like I’m family. You need a hug.
>She looks at you, her eyes finally going back to normal. She opens the leather straps on your wrists. >True to your word, you give Derpy a hug. She cries into your shoulder until there are no tears left inside her head. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>542513 What a twist!
Seriously though, I'm liking where this is going
Albert Reginald
>>542317 >About three bottles later the both of you are pretty fucked up >Mr. and Mrs. Cake are gone for the day >Probably watching the events of the Social take place >You resist the urge to raid the back of the shop for sweets "It's...it's pretty...uh...EMPTY..that's the word. Empty...um. Empty 'round here huh?"
>Your bro is laying her head on the bar >Is she okay? >You poke her a couple times >She snores >Well shit. The Applejack Daniels really hit her hard >Kinda puts a damper on running around town drunk >You check your pockets >Find the bit sack and open it. Counting...counting...not easy when shitfaced >You count 35 bits. Not bad. More than you thought you had >Empty the bag on top of the Cakes' fridge and pick up five, placing them in your sack >Rainbro owes me 13...14...15 bits. >You pick up your bro and head home. It's not that late. The sun's still pretty high up in the sky > It's kinda hard getting going when this fucked up, but you manage it >Finally make it home. Somehow unlock the door while still holding your bro and make it upstairs >You gently place her on your bed and throw a blanket over her >Damn she's cute when she's asleep >You trudge downstairs and fall on the couch >A nap sounds awesome right now >You let sleep take you ...
>About an hour later you rise from the couch feeling like hammered shit >The nap sure sobered you up >Oh shit >You jump off the couch and run to the kitchen sink, blasting it with puke >You let the tap run to clean the sink after finishing the vomiting episode 3/?
So how's this going so far?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>542389 >The both you and Dash understand the severity of the situation. "What would you have us do?"
>RD: "She'd probably have us go to each town and kick all their butts outta there!....right Princess?" >Dash offers a sheepish smile. >Luna:"....not quite Rainbow...but you get it for the most part." "What do you suggest?"
>Luna: "We cannot stage a coup in any city....we'll have to send our armies to each location marked on here individually and bring them under our influence." >RD: "But...but that'd take forever...even if we do succeed by the time we get to Canterlot...Celestia may be too far gone..." >Luna sighs >Luna: "I'm well aware of the consequences Rainbow Dash...but we mustn't give up or give in. Anon, is there anything you'd like to input, you were under Discord's influence for quite a while, certainly there must be something you can add." "There is, Discord won't have Celestia attack us, it'd be too easy for them to overrun us. He wants to drag this out, he wants to see us suffer...he'll wait for us to bring the fight to them."
>Luna: "Are you certain of this?" "....Yes."
>Luna: "This may make things a bit easier....Discord is only influencing those in a high position of command....he doesn't need to corrupt any of Celestia's soldiers to get them to do what he wants." "What does that mean?"
>Luna: "There are those that still have a code of honor. You can challenge those put in charge of the cities to a duel, if you win the soldiers on the losing side are forced to withdraw while the winning side takes the town....it always offered the least amount of casualties in the past." >This provides you with some solace. Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542543 6/X
>You wake the next morning to sunlight in your eyes >FUCK YOU TROLLESTIA! >Realise you’re not in your own bed, and there is somep0ny on you. >Look down to see Derpy, and everything flashes back to your mind. >Slowly slip out from under her, undo the straps on your feet. >You slink out of the bedroom, trying not to wake up Derpy as you do. >Head downstairs to the kitchen to find Dinky eating some Frosted Hay. >’Wheres mommy Anony?’ She’s really tired. Last night we spoke about her childhood, and she fell asleep.
>’Oh…okay.’ >She looks saddened. What’s a matter Dinky?
>I have to go to school today, and Mommy usually walks me. Come on. I’ll walk you to school. I want to find out who is calling you mean names anyway. We just need to make a stop on the way.
>Her expression brightens as she bounds off to grab her bag. >Walk Dinky into schoolyard, her face still smiling. >You watch as Dinky is stopped by a Pink filly with a purple mane with a white stripe. >’Well if it isn’t the little blankflank with a blank brain?’ >’ Leave me alone Diamond Tiara.’ >’ Oh, what was that Blank-y. You want to speak up.’ >You walk up to Dinky, and crouch down. Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542665 >>542665 7/X
Excuse me, Diamond Tiara is it? I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t pick on Dinky.
>Diamind Tiara starts to laugh. >’You paid a mutant monkey to come save you.’ >You clap your hands above your head, and your eyes start to slowly white. YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GREAT DEMON ANONYMOUS!! YOU SHALL BE DEALT WITH ACCODINGLY!
>Horns grow from your head, and your skin turns to scales. CELESTIA HERSELF COULD NOT SAVE YOU FROM MY POWER!!
>Diamond Tiara faints infront of you. >Your form goes back to normal, and you crouch down for Dinky. Now go enjoy your day Dinky.
>Dinky gives you a kiss on the cheek, and a hug. >’Thanks Anony.’ >She bounces inside. >As you walk away from the school, Twilight jumps out of the bushes. >’That was a good thing you did Anon.’ Ah, it was all your magic. I just hate seeing kids getting bullied by the rich.
>’Now, about your payment…’ >She gives you an evil grin. Yes, I will babysit Spike for the weekend so you can you to Canterlot.
>You make your way home, to find your door has been busted in. >You peek inside to see an angry Fluttershy. >’WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!?!’ >You back away silently. >Damn, the bitch is crazy. >Crash at Derpy’s house for the next week. Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542700 8/8
>Derpy is back to her normal self. Called in sick for the day. >She apologises if she scared you. > ‘I just wanted someone to treat me with respect like you do.’ >You chuckle at the comment, derpy gives you a confused look. You sound like an evil genius talking like that.
>’Is that a good thing?’ Oh of course. It makes you 200% cooler. Dr. Derpy, DUN duuun.
>Derpy finally laughs. >’Thanks Anon.’ HEY! That’s Anony to you Dr Derpy.
>Spend the next week lolling it up with Derpy and Dinky, hearing stories of Diamond Tiara too afraid to talk to Dinky. >Come back home after a week >Everything in the house is covered is a weird slime Oh god….
>Consider burning down the house >Decide to carefully wash everything no less than 4 times. Fucking Flutterhump.
RT
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>>542604 i'm liking it so far
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542735 I hope you guys enjoyed it. Feedback please?
Also, Can someone draw me a picture of Derpy dressed like Dr Evil from "Austin Powers"? Including the scar and holding her hoof up to her lip.
Unamazing Writefag
>>542112 Regaining myself, I rolled out of the way of a meteoric fist from discord sailing down to meet my face.
Lashing out and wrapping his legs between my shins, I scissor-sweeped my unprepared doppleganger.
"Get on my level." I muttered in a small joke, as my opponent's head cracked against a rock. Getting my feet back under me, I rose in tandem with Discord, as a small cloud of sparkles winked in and out of existence as his skull healed.
"That's more like it," I encouraged, dropping into a fighting stance.
Mimicking me, Discord gave a smirk of his own. "I was always a fast learner." he said with a wry chuckle.
"Good," I replied. "Because I'm more than happy to /school/ you!" I retorted, darting forward and throwing a flurry of jabs his way.
Fast learner or no, Discord had never fought like this before. As such, he made mistakes.
Opening his guard with a block, he knocked a strike off course and lunged at me with a cross and a growl. Stepping inside, I slammed a hook to the jaw as his fist grazed my shoulder.
To his credit, he recovered quickly, sending a palm towards my face with his other hand, intending to do to me what I had so recently done to him.
Of course, I had other plans. Blocking his palm strike, Grabbed him by the shoulders once again and began slamming knees into his solar plexus, gut, and even one in the groin, each hitting his body with every ounce of force I had.
I finally released him with a headbutt to the nose for good measure. He stumbled back in a world of pain, barely able to stay on his feet.
If I wanted to buy time, and exhaust his magic, I could not, /would/ not let him fall.
Albert Reginald
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>>542776 HOKUTO, HUNDRED BLOW STRIKE!
Anonymous
>>542772 I enjoyed it, it got a little dark but you turned it right the fuck around.
Bravo, would read again
RT
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>>542735 i d'awd a little, i like it
Albert Reginald
>>542772 I really liked it. I thought it was gonna play out with fucked up shit happening to Anon but I liked how you turned it around.
Anonymous
>>542772 well I thought it was a lovely story. and you tell it so well.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>After Rainbow's tour you stop at the hotel where you're staying so you can drop off your things and get ready for the reunion dinner >Rarity made you a suit and tie just for the occasion. You put it on feeling like a boss. >You have to remember to thank her again once you get back >You've gotta say, everything is going really well so far. This must be what it's like to be free of horny-ass ponies stalking you >Rainbow insisted on changing in the bathroom, although you don't see why, since she's just putting clothes ON instead of actually changing them >She emerges wearing another of Rarity's designs. >It fits Rainbow's personality perfectly: bold lines and solid color, but with an underlying grace and subtlety. >”Well how's it look? Too much?” She turns to try and get a look at the back of the dress >She blushes at the compliment >”Heh, you don't look too bad yourself, Anon.” >You open the door and follow Rainbow out onto the street. Daylight doesn't do the city justice; once the sun sets you see the real beauty of Cloudsdale >The light inside the buildings seeps out through the clouds slightly, giving the whole skyline a warm glow >You walk to the reunion dinner along the winding cloud-streets under the streetlights, talking about whatever comes to mind >It's relaxing. You feel at ease with your bro. This night's going to be great
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>542772 Very good. It showed a great other side to Derpy's character
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>542653 >* Both you and Dash >Jimmies are rustled beyond belief >Wait a minute >Luna keeps saying 'our' armies not 'hers' >God damn it.....you know what's coming. >Luna: "Anon?" "....Yes?"
>Luna: "Do you know what I intend to ask?" >"Probably." >Luna: "Would you like to have soldiers under your command, to have them follow your orders without question?" >God.fucking.damn it. >You knew sooner or later with how things are turning out you'd be forced in to a position of power. >Luna's the fucking figurehead, royalty of all things! >If she personally led each attack there'd be nothing stopping the guards from dropping their code of honor just to attack Luna right then and there. >In the end you still feel guilty for having played a part in all of this. >It'd be against your better judgement to refuse >At this point you don't think you CAN refuse. >Luna: "Anon?" "....Yes?"
>Luna: "What's your answer?" >You hesitate a bit before you answer >You accept. >Luna: "I hear bye promote you to the rank of Major, wear your title with pride Anon." >Great....fucking responsibilities >Now if you fuck up its not only you that'll pay for it >Great job agreeing you stupid fuck >You've never led a god damn thing in your life yet you're about to lead a bunch of p0nies in to battle >You can feel your jimmies begin to rustle. Unamazing Writefag
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>>542776 Damn, now I'm trying to think of good music for Anon vs. Discord.
Anyways, I'd hate to cut off here, but I need sleep.
I'll finish this up and probably update the main story tommorrow.
Son
>>542260 > As they're dragging you off to the nearest hospital you struggle to get free. >Oh man you are really screwed now.
Will you shut up already!
> "We haven't said anything Anon." Rarity said with a look of confusion on her face." I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the voice inside my head.
> They all quickly shoot a concerned look at one another and then they start dragging you to the hospital twice as fast now. > Your actually pretty strong and manage to brake free. > You start to sprint back to your home when suddenly your covered in a purple aura. > "I'm really sorry about this Anon." said Twilight No!
Son
>>543005 > Thanks to Twilight's magic to can't move a muscle and now she's carrying you through the air. > You realize that there's only one way to escape now. > You quickly try to tap into that unknown power inside you in the hopes that it can free you. > You quickly try to get angry because all the times before when you activated it you were angry. > You feel the power flow through you and you notice that you can slightly move again. > Now it's time to unleash your full power. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
> "Anon what in tarnation are you doing." asked Applejack. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>Suddenly Twilight gasp. > "What's wrong Twilight!" asked Fluttershy. > "I'm having trouble holding him!" Replied Twilight. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!
>You break free from Twilight's magic and force from breaking free created a shock wave that knocked everyp0ny back a few feet. > They were all surprised but now they are even more now that they got a look at the powered up Anon. > Your appearance didn't change but your entire body is now covered in bluish white flames. I know what this power is.
> "What is it?" asked Twilight still in awe of what was happening in front of her. It's ki.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
Chapter 2: The Great White Hunter>Walking to ponyville >What a week >First you get a polite letter that you will be exterminated from a famed Unicorn that kills beasts >and THEN you have to deal with the parent-teacher conference in two days >Well, better get this fight over quickly >"Are you going to kill him dad?" Alexandria asks >"But you're not going to kill him...right?" Alexandria presses on >"So that sharp stick..." she moved on to >"That spear, how is that going to help you against a Unicorn dad? I mean he has magic, you just have a stick" she worriedly questions >"What do you mean? she inquires >"Well I just...kind of do it!" she replies >"Well I still don't get it" she nudges on
Anonymous
>>542951 When are you returning to Spin The Bottle?
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
"I'll teach you later, we are almost at main street, pop off and go find someplace far away to watch. I want you to watch me vary carefully." you say, kneeling to the ground for Alexandria to jump off>"Okay, thanks for letting me watch!" she squeed with joy >"Oh you'll make it, your my dad! I saw what you did to those beasts! I just feel sorry for the unicorn..." she trots off >You continue down the street, seeing a large gathering of ponies surrounding the unicorn that was going to try and kill you. >Wearing long sleeved/loose clothing, you take your position and remember how it got to this point >"Sir! I have a package for you!" It was derpy, right on time as usual >"Come in!" cried Alexandria >Derpy let herself in and dropped a parcel and a letter on the table >"My dad is finishing something for you!" Alexandria twirls around excitedly >Walking out of the kitchen, I make good on my memo from a while ago >Derpy just stared at the muffin, salivating, before asking "What kind of muffin is it?"
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>543023 Yay! You're continuing!
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>543038 TANGENT: THE MEMORIES OF DERPY HOOVES
>"So we're gonna ask Celestia for a new house right?" Derpy asks her parents, a Earth Pony and a Pegasus >"We hope so, she burned our house down, and if she is a fair ruler" her mom says >After waiting, Derpy takes to the side as her parents present themselves to the Princess and ask a replacement for their house >Then she heard it >"Do you like Bananas?" >"Do You Like Bananas?" >"DO YOU LIKE BANANAS!?!?" TANGENT FINISHED
>Derpy screamed as she barreled out Anon's house >Looking out what was their door, Anon and Alexandria looked at each other in surprise/shock "Get the tools Alexandria, we need to fix this up." you muttered sitting down to check your mail while eating 1/2 of the muffin, saving the other 1/2 for Alexandria
>Well finally, the ore you ordered finally came in, looks like you can start building you spear...and whats this >Looking at the letter, you open it to find this >"Dear Beast of Ponyville, I the great white unicorn! Will be coming to Ponyville to rid it of your scourge! IF you could meet me at the middle of mane street on Sunday, you can at least DIE like a gentlepony. If I we're you, I would get you affairs in order. Sincerely, The Great White Unicorn, Pelt. -
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>543057 >"LOOK! PONYVILLE! THE BEAST PRESENTS HIMSELF LIKE A PONY! WELL WELL WELL, YOU MUST KNOW ME, I AM THE GREAT WHITE UNICORN, PELT! AND YOU MUST BE ANON! THE PONIES HERE WERE TELLING ME JUST HOW MUCH FEAR YOU STRIKE IN THE HEARTS OF THE FILLYS HERE, WELL, PONYVILLE, FEAR NOT FOR TODAY IS THE LAST DAY THAT HE WILL STAND WITH HIS DEFORMED LEGS IN YOUR PRESSENCE" cried Pelt >You are not amused >You hear a soft tapping of hooves approaching you, turning to your side, you are surprised to see Cheerilee >"Excuse me Anon" this is the first time that she ever looked at you without Alexandria calling her on her shit "Whats wrong?" you ask
>"Please don't kill him" Cheerilee says sincerely "I will try, but such a threat will not go unopposed" you look back to Pelt
"I'd move out of the way if I were you, I think we are about to start and I can't promise you safety if your within the range of my spear" you warn her
>Taking your warning to heart, Cheerilee quickly moves back into the crowed "So when are we going to start?" you yell at Pelt
Unamazing Writefag
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>>543057 Oh shit nigger.
This Pelt faggot is fucked.
Son
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>>543014 What do you guys think should I continue?
This is my first time.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>543082 "OH WE ALREADY STARTED ANON! I'M JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO ATTEMPT A FUTILE MOVE SO I CAN SHOW THESE PONIES THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR WHILE I AM AROUND" Pelt said cocking back his head
>You could hear the stomping of ponies egging him and you on >They really want this don't they >"SO WHATS THAT ANON? A STICK? HOW CUTE! YOU BROUGHT A STICK TO A MAGIC FI-" was all he said when you dropped a smoke bomb from your sleeve, lite it and threw it right at him >Suddenly smoke, smoke everywhere >You could hear coughing and zapping, the Unicorn's needed to AIM to make their most of their magic and without sight, he was useless >Rushing into smoke, like you had done over and over again the week before hand practicing, you took only one slash of your spear and it was over Albert Reginald
>>542604 >The headache remains but the stomach pain is gone >You walk upstairs >Rainbow's still knocked out >You go back downstairs and look outside the window >The sun's about to set "Wow...I didn't think I slept that long"
>Step out the door and stand outside >A cool breeze greets you >It helps the headache a bit >It's an awesome evening >Awesome enough for a walk >You choose a random direction and head out >Ponyville doesn't look as dead as it did earlier >Some ponies are still outside >A lot of them are probably heading home >On the outskirts of Ponyville somewhere near the Everfree Forest >The moon is slowly rising >You walk past some trees and come across the Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse >There are lights on inside >You decide to go on in and ask how the Social went >You climb the tree and make it to the balcony >The whole thing is bigger than you expected >It's just big enough to hold you >You knock on the door >As soon as you do the lights go off "Huh?"
>Knock again >The door opens just a crack. Then opens fully >It's Scootaloo "Hey Scoots. What're you doing here in the dark?"
>She sighs and walks inside the clubhouse leaving the door open >You walk in 4/?
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>543103 >Jumping out of the smoke, the other ponies looked concerned "Are you all worried that I killed him?" you bellow, taking your spear, you begin to use it like a fan, blowing the air around Pelt until it revealed him
>With his horn slashed off >"WHAT DID YOU D-"he cried out before you took your spear to his throat "I took the source of your power" you muttered toward him
>"YOU..YOU SCOUNDRAL! YOU TRICKSTER! HOW D-" you interrupted him again "How dare I bring a stick and smoke bomb to a magic fight?" you reply
"Listen hear you fetus, you see that little pony a little to your left waving?" pointing out Alexandria in the crowed, and waved at her.
>She waved back excitedly "Yeah if you killed me you would have made her an orphan... twice. By rights I should just kill you right here, right now, but your lucky. YOU get to serve as an example to those who threaten my life" you hissed
>Looking down at his cut off horn, he walks over to pick it up before you bring your spear to bare against him again "No no no, it's MINE now" you hiss at him
>The crowed was absolutely silent, and stunned. >Picking up the horn, you beckon Alexandria over, kneeling down long enough to let her jump onto your shoulder and started to head home Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>543136 --
>"Wow Dad that was awesome! You didn’t even use magic and you won!" she danced wildly on your shoulder "Yes, but did you learn something from this?" you reply
>"No one can kill my daddy!" she still squirming around on your shoulder "Well, while it's nice to hear, nope. Ask yourself, why could he not use his magic on me?" you tried to get her gears turning
>"He could not see you!" she said "so what did we learn!" you ask
>"Um...if you take away that which power is based, it becomes useless?" she said with a language that startled you "Well um..that’s exactly it" you smiled as you entered back into your house and prepared for supper.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>542951 >>543028 After this is over, since this is taking such a serious role I feel as though I have to go back to something silly before I bore the fuck outta the rest of you XD
>Before Luna can ask the same of RD she readily agrees. >After Rainbow gets her promotion she's then ordered to alert the guards of the way things stand between you and her. >With a quick salute Rainbow flies off to the armory, a blur to the naked eye. >You and Luna are now alone within the throne room. >"Anon?" "Yes?"
>"Before you go I wish to bestow two gifts upon you." >Luna stands and slowly approaches you. >Gifts? What the hell is the Princess gonna give you? >Before you know it she's a few feet from you >You notice that she's slightly shorter than you, she doesn't really have to bend her neck if she wished to look in to your eyes. >"Before all of this, Celestia and I had been working on a spell to help regenerate your lost limb as you're already well aware." >You nod >Her horn begins to glow a dark blue and you can feel pressure build in your missing section. >Your arm slowly snakes its way out from within, filling the sleeve. >Soon its at the same size as the one you still have. >You roll up your sleeve to take a look, but you're quite disappointed >In a way it isn't solid, there are random blackened lines running along it where your skin would be. >Overall, you can feel it, you can control it, but its just not the same. >"I'm sorry that the spell isn't complete, but it's better than nothing." >You readily agree. >"Your final gift is behind the throne itself." Anonymous
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>>543159 aww sheet, sexy weapon time?
Anonymous
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>>543014 I read the screaming as Goku, promptly had this image flash into my head, and lost my shit all at the same time.
I am amused, carry on.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>The reunion is like all the high school reunions you'd seen on TV back in your world >You can't remember them directly, but the scene has a sense of familiarity to it >You and Dash walk in and mingle with the crowd >It's going well; Dash introduces you to the ponies she knew in flight school, they're all pretty cool with the bipedal monkey in a suit standing twice as tall as them. >You figured Dash would only hang out with the chill ponies >Dash suddenly looks across the crowd as if something was coming your way >You look in that direction and see a tuft of white feathers bobbing over the heads of the ponies >Dash looks apprehensive, maybe it's an old rival of hers? >You see now what the feathers were attached to: a griffon. It looks at you apathetically before turning to Rainbow. >”Hey, Dash. Long time, no see.” >Rainbow does not look pleased to see this one. >”What do you want, Gilda?” >Gilda? The gears turn in your head. You remember somep0ny telling you about a griffon named Gilda who used to be friends with Rainbow. >”Dash, I'm surprised. I just wanted to catch up, maybe meet your...” she looks sidelong at you >”Your friend here.” You don't like her tone. It betrays her. You decide to play along anyway and extend your hand >The griffon looks at your hand and turns back to Rainbow. >”I see you're still hanging out with dweebs, Dash” the sarcastic emphasis on your bro's name wears on your patience
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>542891 >>542878 >>542846 >>542814 Thank you guys. I'm going to put this on pastebin and start another story. Any suggestions?
Anonymous
>>543157 Yourdaughter is becoming a sweet Loli pone killer
All my hnnng
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
Man, I think I made Gilda kind of a bitch
Son
>>543014 > It's been a week since the first time you power-upped > The Mane 6 apologized for thinking you were insane. > Since then you're life has gone back to normal. > Eat at sugarcube corner with Pinkie > Help Applejack at the farm. > Ask Rarity if she could make some clothes that could withstand your ki, the powering up ripped your clothes up a bit. > Work out with your bro Rainbow Dash. > And Study ki with Twilight. > Things seem to be going just great. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
I'll have to finish this story tomorrow. I'll post one more part of it before I go to bed and I'll update the pastebin
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>543159 >You look to her and she nods >You make your way to the throne and peer behind it >"As you could have already guessed we weren't the first ones to inherit Equestria, the p0nies weren't the first to walk upon its soil.....the are ancient tomes that speak of a bipedal species that existed long before us, they squabbled among themselves and with their own inventions they wiped themselves from existence....the only ones who know of their short reign are myself, my sister, and The Dragon King." >You look to see a sabre within a black leather sheath, it looks brand new but if what Luna was saying is truth then she's kept this thing in pristine condition for Celestia knows how long. >You grab it by the guard and bring it out from behind the throne. >"A sabre, the blade forged by a dragon's tooth, it can cut through the majority of the armor we employ today." >You can't seem to hear Luna over the sound of the awesomeness being let off by this fucking sabre. >The guard is made of pure silver, with cut fire rubies etched in to it. >Spike would fucking drool over this if he saw it. >Spike.....you hoped Celestia would show him mercy...he was under Twilight's tutelage after all....even if she has been corrupted by Discord. >he volunteered to stay behind and keep an eye on Ponyville....the brave little dragon. >You suddenly pay Luna the fucking attention she deserved >You stupid fuck what was she saying >She's waving a hoof in your face >You were apparently staring at your sword so god damn much you were drooling >Fucking nerds and their weapons I swear to god. >"Equestria to Anon are you with us?" >You snap to attention "Do wha huh?"
>Good job fuck nugget Anonymous
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>>543354 Her being a bitch *is* kinda cannon.
Anon
>>543316 What's your Pastebin addy, Duke of Derpy?
Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>543432 Sweet, have sweet dreams filled with best pone.
>>543333 .....oh lord quads make it so.
>>543316 Something with.....CMC maybe? Also I've not seen a lot of Derpy in the greentexts, I tip my hat to you sir.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>543333 Actully Im trying to push the two main characters like Kenpachi Zaraki and Yachiru, with more on a emphasis on the steps Anon is willing to go to protect Alexandria as opposed to the sheer bloodlust Kenpachi has
Anonymous
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>543484 I keep hearing "Blood for the Blood God" in my head while I read your stuff... It's pretty great
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>543539 can you give me a youtube link? I dont know much about warhammer...
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>543599 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE This also applies to those stories where anon fights discord
Son
>>543407 > You're just chilling at house after a hard day of work . > Suddenly the ground starts to shake. > You run outside to see what's going on. > A Ursa Minor is attacking Ponyville > You're first thought to go get Twilight so she can deal with him but you remember that she along with the rest of the Mane 6 went to Canterlot to go see the Princesses. > Hey what are waiting for go kick that thing's ass
Are you crazy?
> You're the only one who can stand a chance against it aren't you?
Well yeah but-
> So go fight it already cause ever second you wait more of Ponyville gets destroyed.
> The voice inside your head is right you are the only one who can stop this. >Get ready Anon cause you're about to fight a Ursa
Minor
Albert Reginald
>>543118 Sorry it took really really long. Wireless keyboard had a battery emergency
>You close the door after getting inside >She grabs a match with her mouth, strikes it, and lights a few candles with it, illuminating the clubhouse >No Applebloom or Sweetie Belle >She's...alone. >You say the only thing you can think of "So...uh...how'd the Sisterhooves Social go?"
>Silence >She's facing a window >"I didn't go..." "You didn't go? But-"
>It suddenly dawns upon you >She doesn't have a sister >You don't even know if she has parents >Oh man realizations are a bitch >Before you can say anything to console for your major fuck up she speaks >"What's it like?" "What's...what like?"
>"Hanging with Rainbow Dash all the time." >She idolizes her >It only makes sense she would ask you about your bro >But... why does it make you feel so bad? >"You two are always together and hanging out and stuff. I see you all the time hanging out doing everything together...I guess...I guess I'm just lonely." 5/?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>543433 >You attempt to hide the 'epic overload' boner you've got now. >Luna facehoofs >You laugh nervously >You swear spaghetti will start flowing out of your pockets before you know it. >"....Anyway, the only thing left to inform you of is that you're military force will be marching out for Stalliongrad on the morrow. Also, with your hand comes a bit of my magic, you won't be on my level but you should be able to at least take a hit better than the average p0ny. You humans are too brittle to stand up to a stallion in pitched combat." >You feel a bit insulted, but thank her all the same. >"Your quarters are in the southern tower at the opposite end of citadel. Your troops will be stationed at the barracks adjacent to said tower." >Great....your fucking bed is a god damn long walk from here. >"I'll happily teleport you there after you give your troops a little speech." "Hmm?"
>"Look." >she points to a window. >you look out and down to the ground below >You see a shit ton of soldiers at attention before the tower, their dark blue armor gleaming in the sunlight. >You're probably gonna lead these p0nies to their fucking deaths >Have fun with that on your conscience. >Luna's horn begins to glow and suddenly you're standing in front of your troops. >Rainbow stands beside them, a smile apparent upon her features. >Like the others she's wearing a set of Luna's Guard Armor. >RD: "So how do I look Anon?" "Better than a wonderbolt."
>Brohoof initiated >Brohoof complete >You've no idea how to give a speech cause you're a spaghetti eating fuck. >you try anyway. Anonymous
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>>543762 I can feel it now
Don't kill RD T-T
At least, if you do, have her go down in a blaze of gloooory
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
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>>543454 Heres my Pastebin. Everything I write shall go here.
http://pastebin.com/u/Duke_Of_Derpy >>543464 >>543472 I might try to make a Derpy...BRILLIANT!!!
Thank you guys. You gave me the best Idea.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>”Why don't you go get us some drinks, ok Anon?” Rainbow asks you almost pleadingly >You're reluctant to leave your bro with this griffon but you think it's time to get some drinks anyway, so you go. >At the bar you look back and see Rainbow and Gilda. You really don't like seeing your bro treated like that. >Turn around and see Rainbowshine standing next to you >”I see you've met Gilda.” >”Oh, she never told you? Gilda and Rainbow were friends in flight-school. Pulled all sorts of crazy pranks together. The meaner ones were always Gilda's idea.” >”Yeah, from what I heard they had a pretty bad falling-out after Rainbow moved to Ponyville. Guess she couldn't handle getting pranked herself.” >You get the drinks and turn back to look at the griffon. >”So are you going to do something about it?” Rainbowshine's voice chimes from the side >”You gonna let Gilda talk to Rainbow like that?” You see your bro shrink back at some unknown comment from the griffon. >”Send Gilda one from me, Anon. I never liked that griffon.” >You walk back over to the griffon and Rainbow >”Yeah? What if I say otherwise, freak?” >She turns to you with bravado becoming someone of her attitude >You stand firm and stare her down >She looks around. Everyp0ny around is looking at the two of you. >”Alright, I get the picture. Later, Dash.” She stalks off in a huff. >You look to the bar and see Rainbowshine raise a glass to you and nod. >”...Anon...” Rainbow's voice is uncharacteristically quiet
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>543762 "P0nies of The New Lunar Republic, as I'm sure you're well aware, the odds are stacked against us, with Discord's influence your own goddess has been taken from you and half of your comrades with her. You will be facing Celestia's p0nies on the battlefield, some may be your family, others dear friends. This is where you must put all of Equestria before yourselves! Some of you may fall but your sacrifice will not be in vein! We will save Celestia and Discord will be sent back to the dark depths from whence he came! I swear to you that this will be seen through to the end, we start with Stalliongrad but before the end of the week will will be knocking down Canterlot's doors! Now I must ask, will you allow me to lead you?
>Luna's guards answer with a 'yes sir.' >their voices echo throughout the citadel "Will you place your trust in me?"
>Again they answer yes, again their booming voices shake the foundation with which the citadel is placed upon. "For the New Lunar Republic!"
>Another war cry "For Luna!"
>Another war cry, held longer than the last. >You pray that this will raise morale. >You actually didn't fuck this up for once >Good job Anon >And the spaghetti never came. >And all was right with the world. >After your speech the guard departs to their respective barracks. >Luna happily teleports you and Rainbow to your quarters. >With a quick thank you Luna departs leaving you and Rainbow to yourselves. >"H...hey Anon?" "Yeah bro?"
>"That.Was.Awesome!" >Sleep comes surprisingly easy for you tonight. Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
That's it for me tonite. I'll finish this story tomorrow and post it to pastebin for those who miss it.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Anonymous
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>>543937 Cocktease!
Sleep tight. Son
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>>543676 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlZxchPWbKY >You don't waste a second more. >You power-up to 100% >You take a quick look at your clothes and sure enough they seem to be taking your power-upped quite well. >You thank Rarity for that. >Now the fight begins. HEY! YOU BIG STUPID BEAR! I'M YOUR NEW OPPONENT!
>This catches the Ursa Minors attention >You charge at it. >You jump up and hit square in the chest. >It takes a few steps back and roars in pain you can tell that your attack worked. >You land, this time you jump even higher and knee the beast right in the chin. >That only made it angry, before you land the Ursa Minor hits you with it's arm sending you flying into the bell tower. >You're no stranger to pain but that was definitely the worst pain you have ever felt. >Before you have time to react the Ursa Minor smashes the bell tower with you inside . >That won't stop you, you jump out of the remains of the bell tower and use a round house that Chuck Norris would be proud of right on the temple of the Ursa Minor. > This stumbles the giant beast but it's not enough. >Just as you land the Ursa Minor tries to stomp on you but dodge it just at the last second. >You're starting to run low on energy while the beast still has plenty of fight left in him. >You realize that you got only option left.
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I'm going to be up all morning reading this... Tomorrow is going to be a long day.
Albert Reginald
>>543698 >You have no idea how to respond to this >No idea how to let her know everything's going to be alright >You're not even sure if it IS going to be alright "Scootaloo...I-"
>"I was going to ask her to compete with me today...She flew by really fast this morning so I followed her as fast as I could to ask...but by the time I got there she went inside your house already. I didn't want to bother you two so...I just left." >You feel really really bad >Scootaloo drops her head against the window and begins sobbing >Your heart breaks in two >You do the only thing you can think of >You walk over and turn her around. Tears are flowing from her eyes >You give her the biggest hug you can muster >She begins crying in your shoulder >You can't help but tear up >"I just want someone to love me! Sweetie Belle has Rarity. Applebloom has Applejack. But I don't have anyp0ny! It's not fair! It's just not fair!" >She digs her face into your shoulder and continues to cry 6/?
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>543936 >The morning comes too soon >Celestia's light blinds you as you wake. >You swear the sun gets brighter each time you wake up >As if she and Discord are taunting you from afar. >As you make your way down to the barracks you see Rainbow with her contingent of p0nies. >You nod to her and she offers another brohoof, which you complete. "So, where is Luna having you go?"
>"Meh, she's having me go to Hoofington. She's gonna stay here with the bulk of her guards. When Applejack and the others get here they're probably gonna be promoted too and go to the other cities." "Ya don't say."
>Your thoughts fall on Rarity leading a bunch of p0nies in to combat, she'll probably be wearing some frivolous outfit or something. >You laugh, Rainbow gets in on your infectious laughter, as do the guard p0nies. >you wish Rainbow a farewell as her and her troops march onward to Hoofington >You nod to your troops and you set off for Stalliongrad >When yours and Rainbow's troops part ways you can't help but feel a little lonely despite the massive army behind you. >Dear lord your ass is probably gonna be tired by the time you get to Stalliongrad >it's at least a five hours march from here. >You put a little pep in your step. >It's at least two hours before anyone says anything. >A trooper from the front trots up to you. >"Sir?" "You don't have to act all formal with me, it's not my style."
>"....Okay, Anon?" "Yes?"
>"There's something I gotta tell you about Stalliongrad" "Okay....shoot, also what's your name soldier?"
"Sherman sir."
"Well Sherman, before we get in to this how about I go ahead and make ya my LT you seem to be the only one willing to come up and talk to me, seems natural."
Anonymous
>Anon turning into a commando, Goku, Chuck Norris, Luke Skywalker, Onizuka, Jackie Chan, Neo, Hiccup, etc >that feel when at this rate you'll probably never see a comical anon in equestria story again
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>544178 >Sherman's eyes grow wide behind his helmet >"T...thank you si-...I mean Anon." "Anytime man...whatcha got for me?"
>"It's about the Soldier put in charge of Stalliongrad." "What about him?"
>"See....he's not like the rest of us stallions." "Okay? Care to tell me what you mean by that?"
>"Well...for one he's the only bipedal stallion that can actually stand upon two hooves comfortably." >This kinda weirds you out a bit. >You try to picture one of Celestia's guards standing up like you do, its quite the hilarious scene and you laugh >"Anon...this isn't funny he can fight on two feet better than most of us can on all fours." >This shuts your happy ass up good and quick. >"They say he's a monster of a stallion, able to stay in combat for days without rest....that he's got muscles on his muscles!" "Okay Sherman....you're kinda....getting a little worked up about this aren't you?"
>"No, you don't seem to understand Anon....this stallion may not be as big as Celestia but he still towers over Macintosh....and he's going to be bigger than you standing like you." >The size difference sounds a little intimidating but you write it off all the same. >As far as training goes....you feel a bit put off. >You weren't much for fighting in your time on earth. >You were able to beat anyone who tried to fight you as far as a brawl went. You weren't exactly weak...but these are trained men. Something you've never faced before. >And this stallion is not only bigger and stronger, he's already the better fighter. >Fuck you're such a debby downer. >After Sherman takes his place in row your thoughts return to your friends. >Time seems to hold no meaning for you, soon you're seeing the walls of Stalliongrad in the distance. Son
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>(Don't open pic) >You had been practicing this in secret and now it was time to use it. >You spent a long time trying to learn how to use this and control it. >All those long hours of practice are about to come down to this. >If this doesn't work then it means the end of Ponyville. >The Power has built up to a point you can barely control. It's time. >(Open the pic) > The blast hits the Ursa Minor right in the chest, the Ursa Minor is then slowly being lifted off the ground from the continuing blast. >The Ursa Minor is flying back thanks to the blast but you keep it going. >It's not until the Ursa Minor is out of sight do you stop firing the Kamehameha blast. >You tiredly laugh to yourself, you won. >Your about to fall to the ground when suddenly ponies catch and begin to throw you into the air. >Even though it hurts your aching body you don'y stop them. >This is the first time you've felt welcome by the poines since you arrived. >And it felt good
Albert Reginald
>>544124 >You pick her up and walk outside of the clubhouse. Scootaloo's too busy crying to notice you blow out the candles and close up the clubhouse >You stand on the balcony and look at the moon "Scoots...look up there."
>She steadily stops sobbing for a bit and looks up at it >"It's pretty." "Yeah. It is. Celestia's sister Luna...she was trapped up there for a millennium. I'm sure you know how she got there."
>"Yeah, she was jealous of everyp0ny enjoying daytime more than nighttime so she became Night Mare Moon. Then Princess Celestia banished her there." >You're suddenly glad you brushed up on your p0ny history "Yep. You know how long a millennium is?"
>She shakes her head "A thousand years. For a thousand years Luna was trapped on the moon. Completely alone. Most ponies would've welcomed death at that point, but since she's the goddess of night...getting out of that hell wasn't going to be that easy."
>Scootaloo's eyes widen >"I've never thought of it that way before..." "Yep. You may feel alone, Scoots, but you've got your friends who love you. They'd probably do anything for you. Luna didn't have anyone at all in that millennium. Not even her sister."
>"But she has her now and I...I don't have a sister. Or anyp0ny to live with. Every day I'm scared it'll go by too fast because when everyp0ny goes home I'm stuck all alone." >She begins tearing up again, but just looks down instead of crying >You move to the ladder and climb down, still carrying Scootaloo >"Where are we going?" "You'll see."
7/?
Anonymous
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YOU MUST CONTINUES ALL OF YOU
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>544362 >As you close the distance you notice a huge rows of gold >Almost as if you were expected you see the golden armor of Celestia's guards standing before the town. >Fuck....they were expecting you. >As you close the distance you notice one of Celestia's guards standing before the rest. >When you and your men are standing 50 feet from Celestia's it becomes apparent that the stallion standing before Celestia's guards is the dreaded stallion Sherman warned you about. >To say he was tall is an understatement >Fuck he's big. >His armor appears to be completely covering his body, down to his hooves. >Holy fuck and its thicker than the ones the other guards are wearing...the only gap that can be seen is a small one between his waist and chest....probably to help him bend down. >His helmet completely covers his head. >"Anon! I never told you his name!" "....what is it?"
"His name and rank: Captain Leucine."
>You hear Leucine shout to you, his voice carries an air of....excitement. >Leu: "Is it safe to assume you are Anon?" >You doubt your voice can carry that far so you go to approach him alone. >When you come within 15 feet of Leucine....you can really see the height difference. "....Yes. I am Anon....and you must be Leucine.."
>"That I am Anon. I must say that it's a pleasure to make your aquaintence, even if you are traitorous scum." "....thank you?"
>"Celestia always spoke highly of you Anon, before all of this occurred she saw you as something more than just a subject, she saw you as a friend. That is why I'm offering you respect rather than hatred." "So...wait you know Celestia's been influenced by Discord?"
>......"Yes. I am well aware of that fact." Anonymous
Oh come on, can you guys cut down on the serious shit? I want some rainbro-style cockblocking, with sexual tension and everything!
NO! THE SERIOUSNESS MUST KEEP GOING! At least finish up the stories, then move on to something like that
Anonymous
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>>544548 At this point I'm reading these because well I started I might as well finish and HOLY HELL is it taking forever to finish. I don't know I enjoyed reading some of them at first but that's kinda fading.
Albert Reginald
>>544406 >You slowly make your way home >Scootaloo stops crying and just rests her head on your shoulder >You approach your doorstep and you begin to hear Scootaloo's breathing >She's fallen asleep >You open the door and walk upstairs >Rainbow's gone. She locked up your place before leaving >What a bro >You place Scootaloo's sleeping figure on the opposite side of the bed. You carefully lay on the sheets as to not wake her up >Sleep slowly embraces you ...
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>It's morning >You wake with something on your chest >It's Scootaloo >You sigh contentedly and place your hands behind your head staring at the ceiling "You may not have somep0ny, Squirt. But ya got somebody."
>Scootaloo smiles END
Anonymous
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>>544526 Aether mentioned he'd pick back up on his Spin the Bottle story after AFLiM, if that's more ti your liking. I donno, I'm enjoying them all, personally.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>544511 "Then if you know why the hell are you here now?! Why aren't you with us?"
>"Because you've been branded traitors to the Princess.....even though she may be wrong I shall not betray my princess or my homeland." "There's no way I'm getting around this without fighting you is there?"
>"No. In fact...I'm sure you've been made aware of the duels?" "I have."
>"Then...fight me." "You serious?"
>"Yes....I'd rather die by your hand on the battlefield then watch my men die around me....I'm sure you feel the same." "In a way I do...."
>"Then honor me with a duel." >Before you answer....you reflect upon Leucine's words. >Celestia really saw you as a friend? Sure you'd make the occasional visit to Canterlot to simply meet her or personally deliver a friendship letter to give spike a break, but other than that you couldn't really call yourself her friend." >Then you recall the events of Twilight's tests....she knelt before you and asked you for forgiveness on something out of her control. >Hell maybe she was a friend rather than just a ruler to you. >your thoughts are snapped back when Leucine speaks again. >"Do you accept?" "......Yes."
>As soon as you answer Leucine begins to strip himself of his armor >The only armor that stays are the ones on his hooves. >When he removes his helmet you can see his short blackened hair and green eyes, contrast to the blonde hair and blue eyes the other guards had. >A unique figure among a sea of normality. "Why did you take off your armor Leucine?"
>"Because you lack it. It wouldn't be fair to have that advantage over you." >You nod as a response. >Leucine takes a boxer's stance >You unsheathe your sabre and hold it at the ready. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>544642 >"You ready Anon?" "Yes."
>"Then let us begin!" >End and here's the end for part three, I'll start up from where I left off on spin the bottle now.
Anonymous
>>544526 JUST FOR YOU, I WROTE IT WITH ALL MY HEART
>Wake up >It's a bright sun shiney day >Look all around nothing but blue sky WUT?
“Where the fuck is my roof?”
>Stand up and inspect whatever the fuck is going on >Everything in the clear, especially your roof >lay back down on your couch after bitching >SUDDENLY YELLOW OMG fock uff NutterFlutter
>"O-Oh, i'm sorry...I-I'll just be going now*squee* >Thank Celestia >Knock on door >Rainbro dash answers >whatthejimmiefuckingshitisthis.png >”What happened to your roof Bro?” Fuck if I know, woke up and it was gone
>”That’s neat, anyways, wanna go to the gym?” Yea, just let me find my socks
>Wait…I used my only pair of socks for masturbation. Wait…I used my only pair of socks for masturbation.
>WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN >POMFFF I know about your wingboners Dash
>”Guess it’s raping time then.” No bro.
>RAINBRO SAD >She leaves >Fuckyea.psd >Now to search for your missing roof. Albert Reginald
>>544674 Shit's getting serious man. You should consider throwing the AFLiM series out of greentext and into a fanfic.
Anonymous
>>544618 Any chance of getting some "Scootaloo living with Anon" shenanigans?
Albert Reginald
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>>544693 That kinda sums up every concept for a Rainbro story
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>544697 I'll end up having to do rewritten portions but I intend to stick to greentext THEN make them in to fanfics. Just like with Spin the Bottle. Now without further adue....
Albert Reginald
>>544699 I'm not sure, but the whole idea sounds pretty cool. I kinda wish I made a pastebin now so I could've saved my previous story with AJ and FS. Shit mang.
Anon Alighieri !!x8fSl/KrNrm
>>544333 NEXT TIME ON MLP
SCOOTALOO LEARNS BANKAI, BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH AGAINST DIAMOND TIARA EVAGELION?
SWEETIEBOT TRANSFORMERS INTO HER THIRD AND FINAL FORM, SWEETIEBOT-PRIME, TO FIGHT DECEPTI-DOGS, BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?
CAN SWEETIEBELL DEFEAT THE EVIL DISCORD BY USING THE APPLE FAMILY'S SECRET SUPER-EARTH PONY FOR LEVEL 3?
WILL TWILIGHT SPARKLE LEARN ENOUGH FROM YODA-CELESTIA TO FIGHT HER MOM, DARTH LUNA?
AND WILL FLUTTERSHY RAPE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF AUTHOR PROXY AVATARS IN EQUESTRIA? ALL THIS AND MORE NEXT TIME ON MY LITTLE PONY Z
Anonymous
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>>544674 AWWWW YEAHHH HERE COMES THE CLOP IN TIME FOR FINALS.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>544722 >Dear.fucking.ass crackers >why did you drink all that booze you stupid fuck? >you wake up to your head throbbing >Just what did you DO last night. >You turn to see Vinyl in some odd pose, snoring, with her tongue hanging out of her mouth. >Oh....you did Vinyl. >You fucked Vinyl Scratch?! >Oh god....the memories start coming back >You recall the events of the night before. You remember the dancing, the drinking, the dancing, the drinking, taggin shit up, and the sweet fuckin penthouse she took you and Dash too. >You also recall the fucking pills she slipped in to your shots. >Fucking DJ druggies. >You'd totally do it again tonight though cause you're addictive personality totally fucking controls you cause you're a beta. >Fuck that you put your dick in to Equestria's number one DJ you're the most alpha fuck around, the only one who can top that is the one who fucks Celestia and Luna at the same time. >that feel when you'll never bead the princesses. >Fucks not found >right click on your fucks to give file >properties >Size: 0MB >Yuup today's gonna be a great day. >No rustled jimmies in site >>544773 Yup that pretty much sums it up.
Anonymous
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>>544736 If it was in an old AnonInEquestria or RainBro thread, Somebody was saving those. I think rope said he was?
Albert Reginald
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>>544841 >Fucks not found >right click on your fucks to give file >properties >Size: 0MB >Yuup today's gonna be a great day. I fucking lost it
Anonymous
This thread is the saddest place on Earth.
shankedCircuit
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>>544889 Well that's just like your opinion, man.
Anonymous
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>>544889 thread is not a place butthole
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>544841 >You get outta bed like a fucking sir despite your hangover. You make your way out of Vinyl's penthouse bedroom and back in to the living room. >Dash is still passed out on the couch from the orgasm you gave her just a few hours ago. >Thank god Vinyl had the decency to close the blinds, the light is barely coming in to the room. >You're feeling pretty confident >So you make your way to the bar and open up the mini fridge >God damn zip lock baggie filled with various colored pills. >Two pills catch your attention >One red, one blue >"If you take the red one I'll show you just how far the rabbit hole goes." >Fuck that shit Morpheus you croc >You shut the refrigerator and go to the big one in the corner. >Well what do you know more booze. >You stop the temptation and close it. >you look to the bar and see more alcohol >God damn this is so tempting >your head says otherwise >Yeah...you think it'd be best to just chill. When Vinyl and Dash get up you'll just go get breakfast somewhere. >Then when night hits you can get smashed again and have lots of depraved pony sex cause you're a sinning fuck. >who cares? p0nies! Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>544999 >You make your way back in to the bedroom to see Vinyl sitting there, her smug grin is easily seen along with her juicy red eyes. >Demeyes.psd >"Mornin Anon. So....did I blow yo mind?" >You make your way next to the bed and pick up Vinyl's goggles. "Nnnnope."
>Vinyl raises an eyebrow in question "Deal with it."
>Right then you put on her goggles like a fuckin baws. >....you dumb shit you put them on backwards. >Vinyl's pounding the bed sheets and laughing at your stupid ass. >Oh she think that funny? >You make a sudden move to put her on your back but stop in mid motion >Hangover: 'What was that Anon? You tried to do something? pffftttt nope.' >Fuck you hangover >Hangover: I love you too baby. >Instead you sit your happy ass down on the side of the bed. >Vinyl's laughter stops after a bit and she makes her way over to you. >She wraps her hooves around you from behind and she peers over your shoulder >You can't tell from here but she's staring intently at yo johnson. >she then points a hoof at it. >"Anon." "Yeah?"
>"See what I'm pointing at?" "Yup."
>"That sir, deserves a fuckin equestrian seal of awesome." >ohrly? "You seemed so apprehensive last night though."
>"Well yeah no shit Anon, why do you think I spiked the drinks?....so worth it." >Well lookie here she's just absolutely gushing over your man meat. >God why couldn't girls on earth squee at the site of your dick? >Oh right...cause you get hard for pones. >you sick fuck you. >You find your lack of fucks to give disturbing Albert Reginald
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I hope you heartless bastards got some good feels tonight
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>545077 >"In fact, after my set tonight I'm gonna need your stress relief again Anon." >Your thoughts fall on Rainbow >You didn't give her the same amount of attention that you have Vinyl last night. >Sure she came, but you just kinda left her there on the couch. >Dude.....you're an asshole... >You shake your head and stand >"Where you goin Anon?" "I'm gonna go get Dash and put her in here. That couch is probably not the best thing to sleep on."
>"true." >Vinyl lies back on the bed and waves her hoof dismissively. >You go back out to see Dash still passed the fuck out. >you quietly, gently pick her up and put her in your arms. >She wakes up as you're bringing her in to the bedroom. >"mmmm Anon?" >You kiss her in response. >When the two of you part lips you can see the smile >"I could get used to that." >The two of you nuzzle each other's noses as you walk in to the bedroom. >You hear Vinyl daaw in your general direction >you don't even look up when you set your rainbow maned cutie p0ne on the bed and crawl in to bed with her. >At this point the two of you crawl to the head of the bed and grab a few pillows. >Vinyl does the same. >Again the three of you pass out, this time you got Vinyl snuggling in to your right arm while Rainbow snuggles in to your left >mother fucking daawliens Anonymous
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>545200 I'm gonna go ahead and call it quits since it seems everyone has left for the night. I'll be picking it back up in a few hours, till then see you all later.
Albert Reginald
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>>545219 Yeah, I'm knockin' the fuck out. I'll be looking forward to the rest of this when I rise.
shankedCircuit
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>>545219 Aw hell naw...ohhhh alright, if ya must. Givin' me a reason to go to bed god damnit
Anonymous
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>>544618 hmm...for some reason the idea of scootaloo being taken cared of and living with anon extremely "daaaw" worthy.
Maybe after awhile dash gets jealous of the time anon is spending with his new adopted sister.
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>545219 Well I'm back for those who wanted a CMC story. This is for Fillydelphian and the Anons who like my previous story.
1/x
>wake up in the morning, Got swagger like Discord. >In the kitchen, Chomping down a Ponyville pounder. >Sandwich consisting of egg, fried onions, hash browns, fried mushrooms, deep fried dandelions inbetween two slices of toast. >good way to get over hangover either from Rainbro drinking, or drugging from Flutterbitch or Applerape. >hear a knock at the door. Come in Fluttershy!
>Hear her slowly trot in. Don’t even turn around to talk. >’How did you know it was me?’ Call it a hunch. What you got for today?
>turn to see her dressed in human style clothes, but is in black face. >On closer inspection, it’s mud…you hope. >’ um….waaaasssssuuuupp?’ Still in her voice, quiet as a whisper. Fluttershy?
>’ yes Anon?’ I don’t have jungle fever.
>’okay.’ Do you want to use my shower?
>’Yes please…’ Okay, you shower and be a good pony, and I’ll make you some breakfast.
>You’re pretty sure Zecora could hear her “Squee” >She may be a rapist, but she is still a friend at times. Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>545516 2/x
>Realise you’re out of bread, need more. Fluttershy! I’m just going to get some bread!
>Walk out the door, and head for town. >Get tackled to the ground. Oh god, not Applerape…
>’Did we get a cutie mark yet?’ said one voice. >’Aww shucks, I thought human wrastling would get us it for sure.’ Said another. >Damn you cutie mark crusaders. >’We’re sorry Mr. Anon.’ Said Sweetie Bell ‘Please don’t use your demon powers on us.’ I’m not going to use my awesome powers against you. Just warn me when you are going to do that.
>’Applejack says you like dat kinda stuff Anon.’ Applebloom, your sister is wrong.
>Start walking to town with CMC following. >’Where should we try next? Who could we ask for help?’ said Sweetie Belle Have you tried Derpy’s house?
>’The mail-mare?’ scootaloo asks. ‘I guess we could ask her.’ Come on. I’ll come with you. I need to get some muffins anyway.
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>545536 3/x
>Knock on Derpy’s door. >Dinky answers >’ANONY!’ DINKY-PIE!!
>She jumps into your arms. >Dinky notices the CMC. >’Hey guys. What’s happening?’ >’Not much. How do ya’ll know Anon?’ Applebloom asked Oh Dinky’s my Nig-mare!
>Hoof bump of muffin proportions. >’ We came to see your mom. We want to know how she got her cutie mark.’ Scootaloo said >’ If she isn’t too busy, that is.’ Sweetie belle said. >Always so courteous, just like her sister. >’Sure, Come on in. Mom’s making muffins.’ >You join Derpy in the kitchen to help finish cleaning up. >After a lot of hugs (Derpy loves to hug people) and a round of apple juice for all. >You all sit down in the lounge room to get down to business. >’Miss Derpy, can you tell us how you got your cutie mark?’ Sweetie belle asked. >’ Of course. It was such a wonderful day.’ Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>545554 >’ I was around your age, and had been helping my mommy clean up the house. I didn’t have a lot of friends back then. People thought I was slow because I had weird eyes.’ >You notice Derpy getting a bit down. >’ So, after cleaning up, I went to practice my flying. I wasn’t too good at it, but I still tried. I never gave up at all. It was after about 30 minutes, I was doing well until I crashed into the mailbox.’ >derpy giggled. >’I was caught by a nice white Unicorn colt in a blue uniform. He asked if I was alright. I nodded yes. His name was Snail Mail, which I thought was funny cos he could teleport to everyp0nies house. Everyday, I would wait for him, and we could talk for about 15 minutes before he had to leave. He was friends with every p0ny in P0nyville, so I asked him how I could make friends like that. He told me “Miss Derpy, you have a bubbley personality and could make a rainy sunny with just a smile.’ >’Did ya get yur mark then?’ asked Applebloom Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>545609 >’No, not then. But the next week he had a package for me. It was a massive roll of something. He said I should take it up to the top of a hill and share it with others. I didn’t really get what he was saying, but he had to go before I could ask.’ >’ I took the package up to the top of the biggest hill where everyp0ny from my class played. I opened it up the top of the hill, and was surprised. It was a roll of plastic with bubbles in it.’ >You chuckle to yourself, remembering all the fun you had as a kid with bubble wrap. >’ I didn’t know what to do. I saw other kids running up the hill and rolling down it again. I then had my bestest idea ever. I rolled the bubble plastic down the hill, and kept one end up the top. I secured it with a rock, and went through with my plan. I slid on my flank all the way to the bottom, laughing and popping bubbles as I went. I didn’t care for what I looked like, or how I acted; I was having fun.’ >’When I got to bottom, and walked to the top, a few of my classmates asked if they could try. I said ‘Of Course!!’. I made many friends that day, and those friends happen to be your family and friends.’ >the CMC were stunned. They were captivated by the story. Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>545624 Sorry, this is 6/7
Was it the bubble wrap or the bubbley personality?
>’I don’t know Anony. But I decided I wanted to enjoy my days by making many friends. That day, I decided I wanted to be a mail-mare.’ >’And what about the muffins?’ Scootaloo asked. >Derpy smiled big. >’Muffins are delicious. That is all.’ >The CMC thanked Derpy for her story, and all the muffins. >decide to stick around, but remember fluttershy at your house. Derpy, do you have a spare loaf of bread? I need to get going.
>She walks into the kitchen and returns with a loaf for you. Thanks Derpy. You are a wonderful p0ny. Also, did you ever think of taking home bubble wrap home?
>Derpy opens a hidden door behind the couch >Room is full of bubble wrap. >’Whenever I feel down, I come play in here.’ You couldn’t have gone in there instead of kidnapping me?
>Derpy blushes. It’s ok Derpy. I still like you.
>Give her a massive hug, before heading home. Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
>>545643 7/7
>Get home. >fluttershy is sitting on the couch waiting for you. >’Hey anon…’ Sorry I took so long. Needed bread.
>Make a wonderful breakfast for fluttershy. Do you know what you are going to try tomorrow?
>’ I don’t know…. Maybe a princess.’ That might work.
>Fluttershy smiles. >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg Let me know what you think.
All my stories can be found at
http://pastebin.com/u/Duke_Of_Derpy .
Going to read some more stories.
Anonymous
>>545516 >>’ um….waaaasssssuuuupp?’ Still in her voice, quiet as a whisper. >Fluttershy? >>’ yes Anon?’ >I don’t have jungle fever. >>545554 >Oh Dinky’s my Nig-mare! You. I like you. I'm not done - not yet - but I'mma keep my eye on you.
Anonymous
>>545659 Very nice, a good read, a bit uneventful perhaps.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Damn timezones... never awake when the really good shit happens
Anonymous
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>>545659 Good. Did not disappoint, and had Derpy to boot. While it lacked any driving conflict or climactic sensations, it was a nice iced tea to contrast the black coffee of the rest of this thread.
Anonymous
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must post to keep it alive
Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
>>546239 I feel ya bro.
Allow me to try and liven up this thread with a good old RainBro story.
The first part, which I wrote a few days back, can be found here:
http://pastebin.com/78GiGbpX I feel like continuing on it and it may or may not turn into clop, just a heads up.
Anonymous
Is there a place where I can just read all of these?
Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
>>546379 >Later that day, as the moon rises, you're sitting at home watching a movie. >Supposedly it's quite the masterpiece but you can't seem to focus. >It's something about three dudes looking for a huge cache of gold burried in some graveyard in the midst of a civil war... >You try to keep up with the dialogues and the plot of the movie but your thoughts keep drifting away to Rainbow Dash. >You keep running the events of today through your mind, trying to figure out what happened. >I thought we were having a good time, she was laughing and enjoying herself. >Yeah we were having a good time, I'm sure of it. >But why did she get so upset all of a sudden? >Everything was all fine and dandy until... >That moment the two of you had, that kiss you almost shared, could it be? >... >Don't be silly this is your RainBRO you're talking about, she's not like Flutterslut or Applerape. >But then again, it makes sense. All those times she's blushed and gotten all tense, all those times she's wanted to tell you something but then shied away from it. >No. >She doesn't see you in that way and even if she did she wouldn't expect you to unwillingly comply. >She cares about you and respects you too much to demand something like that from you. >But maybe she's been keeping her feelings in the dark for that very reason? >Maybe she's been wanting to tell you but she's affraid of what you'd think? >Fucking hell, relax Anon; you're over-analyzing everything and jumping to conclusions. >Back to the movie. >Woah, they blew that bridge sky-high. Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
>>546386 >Sure enough, thoughts of your bro come creeping back into your mind. >You try to shake her out of your head, alas to no avail. >I wonder if Dash is considered good looking? >Fuck you brain! Don't even go there. "I really need a drink." you say to yourself
>You head for your stash only to be greeted by an empty cabinet reminding you of how much fun you and Dash had earlier that week when you drank every last drop of booze in the house. >>You and Dash. >NOPE.JPEG "Fuck I don't even know if she sees my in that light." you speak your thoughts out loud as if it would force your brain to drop the subject
"Even if she does she's still a freaking p0ny! It's impossible!" you're practically shouting
>You catch yourself and calm down. >I really need that drink. >You proceed to ditch the movie and head down to the bar. Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
>>546395 >Walking through the streets of P0nyville you spot the bar in the distance, on the outskirts of town. >>You can't help but to remember the first time you came there, it was Rainbow Dash who brought you with her. >>Expecting some sleazy, small-town joint you were pleasantly suprised with what you saw as you followed Dash inside. >>The interior looked classy and homey at the same time making for a very warm and comfortable environment. >>You and Dash got so fucked up that night, you had the time of your life. >As you reach the bar you shake the memories from your mind. >This is the first time you've come here without Dash in tow and from your previous life back on Earth you know all to well that drinking alone is a world apart from drinking with a bro. >You enter and let the warmth enfond you as you walk up to the counter. >The barkeep immediately recognizes you and welcomes you with a smile. >"Evening Mr. Anon, what can I get you?" >You order up a shot of some good olde Applejack Daniels. >After a few more shots you start to feel the buzz and you dare to let your mind wonder. >Could I really get romantically involved with a p0ny? >They most certainly seem to find me attractive but I don't see them like that, do I? >You order in more drinks as you continue to contemplate your situation. >You've been here for well over a year now, you're gonna have to accept the possibility that you'll be here for the remainder of your life. >You can't very well expect to live out your entire life here without eventually feeling the urge to bone a pone? >How would that even work though? Would I be considered big or small? Maybe I should try it just to get the general idea and then decide how I feel about it? >What the fuck am I thinking? >Damn I'm even stupider drunk than sober, who'd have thunk it? Anonymous
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>>546385 You can try the mlp section on
chanarchive.org , but for some reason the mods there are fags and marked quite a few threads for deletion...
If not, take a look at this
>>541414 Anonymous
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This thread has over 426 replies. We might want to open a new one soon.
Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
>>546428 >You continue to wallow in your conflicted mind as the barkeep walks up to you. >"You know Mr. Anon, after many years in this business I can tell when somep0ny is having a hard time." >You look up at him with a blank expression. >"Even if said p0ny is a human." >He leans in on the counter and locks eyes with you. >"Now I don't know what ails ya', but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it has something to do with a certain lady friend of yours." >You blink in surprise, how could he possibly-- >"That's what I thought." He offers a sad smile as he leans back. >"I knew something wasn't right when Rainbow Dash came in here in the middle of the day with glistening eyes and a firey scowl on her face." >"I ain't ever seen her come here alone since she met you Mr. Anon." Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
>>546466 >You simply stare at the barkeep, dumbfounded and at a loss for words. >"Now I'd hate to imagine what could have caused such a devide between the two of ya', but I wouldn't be much of a barkeep if I didn't tell your drunkard ass to fight for her." "Rainbow was here today?" Is all your stupid ass can think of saying
>"Yes she was here earlier, and she still is." "What you mean she's--" you slur out as the barkeep points out across the bar.
>You follow his arm to the corner of the establishment, to the seat where you and Dash always sit. >You see a cyan p0ny with colorful hair sitting there with her face resting in her arms on the table among an impressive number of glasses. >You look back at the barkeep. "Thank you."
>"Oh no need to thank a bloke for doing his job." He waves a hoof dismissively through the air "No really, I mean it." You smile at him.
>"You just make sure to try an' work things out, I doubt you need me to to tell you that she doesn't deserve to be sitting here drinking alone." "I know..." You mumble as you start toward Rainbow Dash
Anonymous
Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
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>>546475 >The cushioned seat creaks as you plant your ass down opposite to RD. >Dash doesn't move, is she passed out? >"Go away, I'm not interested." >Huh, guess not. "Is that so?"
>She stirs at the sound of your voice. >Her eyes are red from crying and she looks like a wreck. "You look like shit."
>"You're such a smooth-talker Anon." she offers a hazy smile "You sound hoarse, hit the drinks a bit too hard?"
>You chuckle at yourself -- hoarse. Hah, drunk me is such a comedian. >"Oh, shut up." >Apperently she's in no mood for your drunken jokes. >You sit in silence for a bit, unsure of what to say. >"So, what are you doing here?" "I could ask you the same, I thought you had things to do?"
>"I see you're naive as ever." she huffs with sudden irritation >You lean closer to her with a sympathetic smile. "About that, I think I've figured out what got you so upset earlier today."
>She looks at you with an unreadable face. Anonymous
>>546386 >It's something about three dudes looking for a huge cache of gold burried in some graveyard in the midst of a civil war... Mah nigga'.
Hobbypony !qOVtripfag
>>546536 Hah, glad someone got it.
I got some stuff to do, will continue later today.
Anonymous
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>>546548 Well yeah, I loved Pirates of the Caribbean!
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Have the beginnings of something I may continue later.>Boy that Dash sure knows how to party >Not quite as much as Pinkie but then no p0ny could hope to compare >Especially when she went out of her way to get plenty of booze >You don't even care that Dash is tangled up in you when you hit the bed, you just need sleep damnit >"Anon?" >What was that? Ah nevermind, just keep enjoying this gorgeous day with you bro >Nothing like relaxing in the sun with good company >"Anon?" >The voice is more insistent and closer >"Yeah?" >"Anon?" >You open your eyes to... >That's strange, Equestria isn't some black, formless void >And your bro isn't... what is that thing anyway >"So good of you to finally wake up! In a manner of speaking of course - oh how I love the nature of this!" >It's some dragon-lion-goat-other-species thing >"Dude... what?" >Of course your addled mind should only come out with the most blank of responses >"Oh, of course, where -are- my manners." >With a snap of its fingers you're standing up and feeling surprisingly refreshed >"Now do you recognise me?" >It did look familiar >Sort of like that sculpture in the royal gardens >The one of... oh fuck >"Discord!"
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>546711 >"None other than the emir of entropy and the sultan of silliness!" >But this isn't right >He's just a stone sculpture, how could he possibly be standing in front of you? >"Don't worry yourself with such trivial details just yet, we've much more important business to attend to." >You want to step away, to pace to relieve some of the building tension in your limbs but you find yourself just floating >It goes against everything you know about how a physical world works so that can only mean... >"This is a dream." >"Probably shouldn't have given you as much credit as I did..." >He's reclining now, resting his chin on a hand >"This can't be a dream. Dreams are-" >"The provision of the Princess Luna, yes I know." >His tone is light and mocking, flopping his head from side to side >"And dreams and the night are her gifts to her precious little ponies. Except you're not a pony, are you Anon?" >The logic seems sound but something bothers you still >"How are you here?" >"It's simple really: you and I are the same." >You'd laugh if the absurdity of his statement wasn't so great >"We're both beings alien to this world except I hold a great deal more sway over the power I can exert. It was a simple matter of finding a suitable individual I could commune with." >He rights himself suddenly, staring intently at you Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>546717 >"Do you have any idea how utterly boring it is being stuck as a rock? I had to find some way out of there. Luckily I've found you and your delightfully chaotic dream structure." >But that's just it, it's a dream right? What do you have to fear from him here >"Oh you've nothing to -fear- from me. Never fear. In fact I can help you. I want to." >"And why would you think I'd accept your help?" >"Didn't I just say we're the same? Oh, if only the others were here they'd convince you." >"Others? Right, this is a dream so I'm just going to wake up now." >Except that proves much more difficult than you'd thought >"Oh-oh my! Did you really think -you- could exert that kind of control yet? How deliciously innocent! No, we're almost done so you needn't worry that little human head of yours. All I'll do this time is leave you with a question: why are you here?" >But you already know why you're here >Twilight had been researching magical filed theory at the behest of Celestia >The spell had worked... only too well, it had gone beyond her control and extended its reach to your world >"And with that one precious moment of chaos you found yourself here. Coincidental, no?" >But before you can make any response the dream world begins to warp and shimmer... Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>546722 >You awake with a start >Goddamn booze that late at night is not a good idea >What a freaky dream... something about Discord? >Ugh, probably the stress of all these rapist-ponies getting to you too >You go to get up but find yourself strangely stuck >Oh right, you've got some blue on you >You look down to see a contented Rainbow Dash's limbs tangled up in your own >Goddamn what the hell did you drink last night >With your bleary and pained mind protesting you slide out of her grip and make for the bathroom >Ugh, did Berry Punch leave that mark on your neck? >Goddamned mare gets up to the craziest shit when she's drunk >Right, time to get cleaned up >With your ablutions performed you descend to the kitchen and get breakfast started >Toast and some fried eggs should be good enough for the two of you >"Dude... ugh, mornin'." >Your bro is down just in time to get some food >As one would expect of such a living food vacuum >"So, what've we got planned for today?" >"Nothing." >Christ it hurts even to talk >"How about some hoofball? Or maybe we could see if Top Notes has some new vinyls in." >Yeah, sounds like a plan, once you're feeling better you could- >Oh fuck a knock at the door? It's too early and you're too hungover for this shit >"I got this." >What a bro >"Howdy there, Dash? What in tarnation are you doin' here?!" >"Hangin' out with my best bud, whadda ya think?" >"I was reckonin' I'd stop by and get me some cream for mah coffee." >"Yo, Anon-" >"On it!" >With that you've absconded like the wind out the backdoor while Dash takes care of AJ >Goddamn is it ever good to have such a bro Anonymous
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>>541019 Daw, that sucks. I could have totally seen Anon having to fight off bronies wanting to rape Rainbro Dash and stuff, too.
Anonymous
>>545219 Please finish you're story of rainbow on earth. Seriously, I was getting into that and I'd hate to see it go unfinished.
>rope
Anonymous
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 17:59:00 No. 547467 Report Ok, I'm up. But I'm not feeling too well at the moment.
Anonymous
>>547467 ... *has no clue whom you are, but has been waiting for a write fag for a long to, and frogot to sleep*
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 18:20:00 No. 547669 Report Quoted By:
>>547618 Ah, I was a writefag in the previous three threads.
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
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>>545798 Thank you. Go to my pastebin to find all my new stuff. I also have a novel on my blog, but thats not really p0ne related.
>>545814 Thanks man. I agree with
>>546217 . I need sleep, Its about 2 am here.
Duke Of Derpy !CPunJPFfls
You know what. Fuck it. Im going to bed. Please keep this alive. New thread should be here soon. Hopefully I can write a more climactic story for all my Br0nies and Pega$isters. Good night all
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 18:35:00 No. 547841 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
I may get bored and deiced to try and voice one of the story's here.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 18:36:00 No. 547856 Report Anonymous
>>547856 BUT THERE ARE SO MANY.
Anonymous
rope, any chance you could post a dl link for your archives? I've lost half these threads, including the rainbro ones
Anonymous
>>547867 Also, i have not done anything like this in a long time, so my voice my sound odd...
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 18:52:00 No. 547985 Report
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 19:04:00 No. 548081 Report Quoted By:
>>548072 Yeah, I think i will make one shortly
Anonymous
>>548072 Yeah, might be good to start one when the writers are back though
Anonymous
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 19:06:00 No. 548101 Report Quoted By:
>>548089 The better ones than me at least
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 19:09:00 No. 548123 Report >rope
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>>547920 'kay. Gib moments pls
Anonymous
>>548123 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XG8nuY7I26 Huh. I'm getting cock blocked from reloading this thread...
Unappealing Voicefag
>>548165 Huh. Should name my self....
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 19:18:00 No. 548187 Report Unappealing Voicefag !.BHVoicE..
Unappealing Voicefag !.BHVoicE..
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>>548187 And now, The waiting game.
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 19:32:00 No. 548281 Report >>548266 It's not that bad.
Anonymous
Sorry to break the silence, shall I post a teaser for something I'm working on?
Anonymous
>>548281 Oh, and so you know, I wont be doing it on Vocaroo. (I kinda don't like that site for long recordings) It's gonna be done on soundcloud. And nice cold you got thar. Hope you get better, bro.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
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>>544511 >>Leucine >>Sherman Oh you, Aether.
AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
We are about 470 posts should i start new thread?
Unappealing Voicefag !.BHVoicE..
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B
the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 19:46:00 No. 548412 Report >>548297 Ah, thanks
>>548296 I WOULD LIKE THAT
Anonymous
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>>548400 Actual, it's 479 and one sage.
Anonymous
>>548405 If you want to, it won't be done for a while though. We're talking novel length here. I'm having to rewrite it from memory as I lost the original to a system reformat. Luckily, I still kept my concept for it.
>>548412 Here it comes...
Jolly
GUESS WHO'S BACK AND TOOK THE LIBERTY OF MAKING A NEW THREAD
>>548436 Unappealing Voicefag !.BHVoicE..
Anonymous
>>548449 >What a day! The whole of P0nyville is buzzing with activity. The town square is getting set up so everyp0ny is comfortable for the Illumina Majora meteor shower tonight. I've never seen Mr. General's store so busy, he must be raking in the bits. Got loads of things to do today, can't miss out on this once-in-ten-lifetimes experience! I'll get back to this later. I have a good feeling about this. Anonymous
>>548473 >I don't know what happened but whatever it was terrified the hooves off of me and every other p0ny in town. At first everything was going fine, the sky was filled with beautiful streaks of light. P0nies were oohing and aahing at the sight. Then it came. A brilliant white flash surrounded by what looked like lightning bolts. Everyone was shaken but not frightened until news came that there was something up there, floating above Equestria. Whatever it was, it started moving towards us, getting faster and faster. Once it hit the atmosphere, it glowed so hot you didn't even need a telescope to see it. P0nies started panicking: some hoped that Celestia or Luna would intervene, others began running as fast as they could, as long as it wasn't them. I just stood there, watching everything unfold. >The next thing I remember were the explosions, one after another. BOOM BOOM BOOM. I had to shield my eyes, they were so intense. They made the falling object move away from hitting P0nyville, instead coming down somewhere near the Everfree Forest. I've never been so relieved in my life. Everyone decided to call it a night after that. I heard that Twilight and her friends might be going out there to see what crashed. I would go along too if I didn't have work tomorrow. Anonymous
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>>548491 >Heard some bad news today. A filly who was at the gathering last night was blinded in one eye when she was looking through her telescope at the thing in the sky. The nurses couldn't help her and no healing spell can repair the damage done. I can't imagine what she must be going through. >As if that wasn't enough, P0nyville was treated to another spectacle today. Around lunchtime, there were these columns of smoke that appeared from nowhere arcing across the sky, followed by this fantastic roar. They came from the direction of the Everfree Forest where that thing landed. Twilight and her friends said they'd go immediately to investigate. I hope nothing happens to them while they're out there. >rope
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>>547920 Here you go. For some reason Mediafire was being a dick about uploading and taking it's sweet fucking time. Also playing Resident Evil 2 now, distracted.
http://www.mediafire.com/?d36ax18g98bvtt2 AnonInEquestria !!d35n7yXEEnL
So I made a new thread in case this will hit bump limit suddenly.
>>548558 You can post your storys to the end or post the last parts in the new thread or repost your story in the new thread.
I think repost is the best option cause everybody understands your story.
Whatever. See you in the new one!
Anonymous
>>548620 see
>>548451 ONE SHALL FALL
Anonymous
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>>548666 No, one is for AIE Stories, one is now human fetish general.
Anonymous
Man, that took forever, but I'm back, with a full fledged fanfic. Here we go:
Anonymous
>>549203 gah, it's messing with my spacing
I'd like to say that these ideas didn't drive me to consider suicide. I'd like to say that. I would never act on it though, I saw no benefit in it. So I resolved to live my life, in my isolation, to ponder the destruction mankind wreaks upon itself. I would sit, hoping someone out there, someone more significant, would see the errors that I saw. I would sit in what was effectively a depression, though not so much an actual mental disorder, more of a realization. That is, until that fateful day.
I had fallen asleep at my usual time, 10:30. Not because I had a curfew, but because I could never sleep late, and 10:30 allowed for a reasonable amount of sleep while still waking up at 8 in the morning. The bed felt nice, which it always does. When I awoke, my back hurt. Again nothing new, no matter how soft my bed feels initially, inevitably, I wake up with a sore back. Something wasn't right though, when I rolled to get out of bed, I found a tree. I awoke from my daze to find, I was in an apple orchard. Then, I heard a voice.
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the rain in the morning !!romU+QCRC0B Mon 12 Mar 2012 20:54:00 No. 549239 Report >>549203 may i do a voice over of these?
My voice is a bit shit at the moment though
Anonymous
>>549216 "gosh darn it, I can't stand working so early"
I figured it was a good way to get answers
"hello? Can you help me?", I cried out. A response arrived a few rows over from where I sat,
"is somebody there?", I heard footfalls, but something was off, unless there was a group of them, the falls were hitting far too fast. "What in tarnation!?"
I shrunk back, I was looking eye to eye with a talking horse. I bright orange talking horse. We both stared at each other, both of us, equally as foreign to the other. Suddenly, the horse shouts,
"Big Macintosh, come over here!", the sound of lazy, hoof falls I imagine, come over to where I'm sitting, now terrified.
"woah!", a larger red horse bellows with a smooth baritone voice.
"what in the world do ya figure it is?" the orange one asks, more rhetorically than literally.
"I...I am a human", I'm stuttering, I'm afraid, though I don't fear the horses. I suppose my natural fear of the unknown is working its magic.
"it, it can talk!?", the orange one asks, again, rhetorically.
"yes, I can. I'm not an it"
"what's your name, partner?"
" J-Jacob"
Anonymous
Tsarroman !!7zSwv3ZSPfj
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>>549239 yes, you may, that's me posting, I forgot my trip
>>549260 "well, that's a mighty strange name"
"what's yours?"
"Applejack"
I hold back a snicker. I can't help but imagine a box of breakfast cereal.
"and the big one is Big Mac?"
"Eeyup", he eyes me cautiously, though he seems to understand that we're all confused, and doesn't perceive me as a threat.
I get up, and dust myself off, they seem startled by the fact that I'm bipedal.
"how 'bout you come back to the house with us?", Applejack offers.
"sure", I reply quickly, it's not like I have anywhere else to go. Applejack and Big Macintosh lead me to the house, where a horse, well past her prime, is sitting in the corner sewing. In a typical elderly voice, she jumps
"whoa! What is that?"
"He's uh...uh...what did y'all say you were?"
"I'm a human"
The geezer responds, "a wha?"
Applejack clarifies, "we don't know either. I was figurin' we could take him to twilight, she ought to know what's going on here"
"So, I'm to take it that twilight is another horse?"
"We ain't horses, we're ponies, and she's a unicorn", she replies, somewhat fed up with me already. I would argue the impossibilities of unicorns, if it weren't for the fact that she is a talking pony, with a southern drawl no less. We headed into what appeared to be a town, luckily for us, it was still early enough that nobody was outside. We walking into a tree house, literally a tree made into a house. Inside were massive shelves, filled end to end with books. In the middle of the room sat a purple unicorn, who was mumbling something unintelligible.
Anonymous
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Bumpfor sleepers
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Anonymous
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RISE! RISE FROM THE DEPTHS SO THAT THOSE WHO MISSED THIS THREAD MAY VIEW ITS SPLENDOR
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tossin a bump for latefags
