All aboard the 4chan express!
>>>/x/9699186
Anonymous
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I expected more ponies
Anonymous
first and last time on /mlp/
Anonymous
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>>551487 >first and last time on /mlp/ why would you want to leave?
Anonymous
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>>551487 don't let the door hit you on the way out
Anonymous
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hah, that was fun. i did a full loop. but why no stops at /wg/ or /trv/ ?
SlavshitFag !f.0wTMEk6w
holy shit this faggotry has its own board? what the fuck 4chan what the fuck
Anonymous
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come. stay a while!
Anonymous
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>>551487 >implying you can leave Anonymous
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This thread needs more pony.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>551542 Yeah, it's called
>>>/hm/ Anonymous
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>>551542 >tripfag >calling something faggotry Anonymous
Wut da zog. LET'S GET OUTTA 'ERE.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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yay, pony train
Anonymous
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>>551594 My little WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Tschuggatschugga
Anonymous
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>>551542 welcome to one month ago, please be sure to leave your hat and coat at the door. We'll be serving refreshments and
>rape in a short while.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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posting amongst mlpfags without being an mlpfag
Anonymous
You're happily riding on the 4chan express when the train suddenly stops moving in the middle of no where. Cause unknown. You are now stuck in /mlp/. What do?
Anonymous
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lets keep the train going all day.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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What if, Youkai with Ponies?
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because i can't knowingly bump a ponyfag thread, even when i'm in ponyfagia
Anonymous
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Made it all the way through the train. MFW
Anonymous
Anonymous
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WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME
Anonymous
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Rainbow Dash = 4chan passengers Flim = /mlp/
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>>551697 ...I curl up into a ball and/or kill myself.
I like the show and all, but goddamn I wouldn't wish being stuck in this place to my worst enemy.
Anonymous
/x/ can't come fast enough.
О.С.И.П.Р. !!8OSiPr4BbkM
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Why the fuck is the /mlp/ station between k and x. It should be between /b/ and /v/.
Anonymous
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Hello from /k/. Thanks for having me.
Anonymous
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They deleted the link from /k/... I had to find this manually...
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
/k/ommandos, where the hell am I? I no longer smell the sweet smell of cosmoline and old leather.
О.С.И.П.Р. !!8OSiPr4BbkM
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>>551902 An unfortunate leg of the trip.
Anonymous
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what is this place and how did i get here from /sci/
Anonymous
>>551902 I dunno man, but I just checked, /k/'s station has 404'd.
We're stuck out here...
>>551902 You're in Hell, /k/ommando.
Anonymous
Welp time to make the beach head for glorious /k/.
Anonymous
Aw, this is nothing like the brochure...
Anonymous
>/k/ommandos stuck here Well, this is awkward. Uh... you guys like headbands and black suits?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>551930 >>551942 >>551950 >>551963 >Will you accept our friendship /k/? Anonymous
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We'll need nuggets, lots of ammo, and tons of dragon dildos, but I think we can survive in such a harsh and inhospitable land.
Anonymous
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We can't stop here. This is pony country!
Anonymous
OH GOD DAMMIT I missed my stop. When does the next one leave to /v/?
Anonymous
О.С.И.П.Р. !!8OSiPr4BbkM
>>551973 Isn't that the episode where Twilight Sparkle is stuck in time or something along that? Haven't followed Season 2 since it became The Rainbow Dash Show.
Anonymous
>>551985 Friendship is not a word we know
Weapons are magical though, very magical.
Anonymous
>>552008 If you're from /v/ you know the answer.
You're here forever. Anonymous
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>>551985 Sorry son, I fell in the walrus pit and ended up...here.
Never enough cocaine squid though.
О.С.И.П.Р. !!8OSiPr4BbkM
Anonymous
>>552035 No, I'm pretty sure I'm there forever.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>552080 But... how do they use their weapons?
Anonymous
I came from the once-glorious boards of /tg/ myself
Anonymous
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>>552014 >It's About Time is the twentieth episode of the second season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and the forty-sixth episode overall. After receiving a warning from her future self, Twilight drives herself crazy in an attempt to avoid an unspecified upcoming catastrophe. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>552059 Fair enough.
You're stuck anyways, one way or the other.
Anonymous
Fuck this board. and fuck you too m00t. goin' back to /x/.
Anonymous
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Well... Why not. See you later guys, I have a train to take !
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Hello. /mlp/..... have you seen Trombe?
Anonymous
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Just finished the entire trip; it's a cultural adventure! Although practically every thread on the train refers to /mlp/ as the most terrifyingly horrible stop on the train.with the /b/reads, mlp generals, r34, and fanfics, I honestly can't blame them
Anonymous
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Here you go, /v/. A token of our friendship.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>552059 By the, /v/irgin, there's an MGS4 reference in the newest episode.
Just thought you'd like to know, but probably won't.
Anonymous
>>552137 Hello beautiful.
If you like, I can get off with you at /x/, or would you prefer to walk all that way alone back from /b/?
Anonymous
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>>552119 >>552101 A third /tg/er here. Posting twilight in a battlemech.
Anonymous
I've sent a distress call back to /k/, but you know how good they are at following up on things. I recommend we try to lay low to avoid this strange raping I've heard about.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I think its getting to me, I may need to lie low for a while...
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>552194 They know about
>rape
, I'm afraid there might be severe consequences.
Anonymous
killeveryoneonthisboard.exe
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I thought I noticed a fairly significant amount of people on /k/ who liked ponies. This board needs some bros, even though it should never have existed. Anything we could do for you /k/ommandos?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
I saw the distress call from slash-k-slash. Sending over a nerf variety pack to help out.
Anonymous
>>552170 train doesn't stop at /b/
I don't get it
Anonymous
>>552223 Its very obvious you can't
>rape
either,
In fact all you probably know about it is "hurr it cam from /co/"
Anonymous
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I think I'm in deep right now...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>552265 ...That station is best left out of public use.
Anonymous
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>>552231 At least you're willing to make a sacrifice.
Anonymous
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>>552265 My bad, I seem to have misread the travel brochure, I got some yoghurt on it.
Anonymous
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>>552119 Celestia Protects
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>>552259 >>552216 >>552212 >>552194 Oh dear.... you guys had best escape to /x/ as soon as you can!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>552194 >Alpha 1 this is Equine 2, Immediate Suppression MLP552194 over Equine 2 this is Alpah 1 Immediate Suppression MLP552194, Authenticate Zulu Zacora over
>I Authenticate Friendship out Anonymous
anyone have the colored version of this?
Anonymous
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>>552310 Noooooo! Who will eat the Chechens then?
Anonymous
>departed from /tg/ >end up here So what are the main attractions I should see on this board?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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oh my, all this diversity... I feel so culturally enriched.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>552369 Why, WH40K ponies and medieval ponies of course.
And /k/ommandos apparently.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>552369 Ponies I guess. There really isn't much to do here, so having some boards visit is quite a treat actually.
Anonymous
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>>>/k/11063733 Comms are up, what do we need?
>>552380 >>552310 >>552250 What's going on by the T-90? Hello?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>552419 Once We /k/ommandos have a threshold, we'll send in the main force. That's how we annexed /x/ into the empire of /k/
Anonymous
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Reinforcements!
Anonymous
>>552488 You should station a base here. Could be fun, I've seen some /tg/ threads here too.
Anonymous
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>>552488 You might want to take a look at your tank unit, there seems to be something going on up there.
Anonymous
>>552488 I presume the reason such invasions do not happen to /tg/ is that /tg/ is a relative ally, and also tends to just cheat with a bunch of insane stuff (orbital bombardment, katanas that cut through tanks due to magic, sudden tentacle summoning, giant battlemechs...)
/mlp/, on the other hand, is mostly defenseless, and isn't a relative ally.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
So this is what Hell looks like....
/m/echanical /toy/ soldier !0hUF9EWJyQ
/m/echanical /toy/ soldier !0hUF9EWJyQ Tue 13 Mar 2012 01:06:00 No. 552653 Report Fuck all of you. /x/ here I come.
Anonymous
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>>552590 Actually, /mlp/ seems to have a lot of magic similar to the kind /tg/ uses...you could be underestimating the enemy here. That's dangerous.
Anonymous
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>>552590 > defenseless We have rainbows that punch holes in the sky. And elements of harmony.
Anonymous
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>>552590 Don't think we've ever invaded /tg/
Anonymous
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>>552626 No, see, /b/ is that way.
Or the alternative:
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/ Both have their own merits in being the spawn of satan's asshole.
Anonymous
Anonymous
We have our Ranger chalks on station. Request friendlies to highlight our LZ before enemy contact. I repeat, we need an LZ, we lost our First Fighter Wing while crossing over /y/ and the 127nd fighter wing was Winchester over /fit/!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>552713 Ah, there's out backup! Let's get an LZ together /k/omrades!
Anonymous
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They flew over /y/ to get here? I'm surprised most of them survived.
Anonymous
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
Be advised, all traped /k/omrades will be rescued. /k/ has your back. Friendly hinds above
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>552756 Reinforcements have arrived from /m/. We'll get the landzone ready then perform a quick bombing run on all of /mlp/.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Later /k/, come visit our awful board soon.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>552713 WE'RE HERE, BUT OPFOR IS IN THE PERIMITER.
BE ADVISED OUR ARMOUR IS COMPROMISED AND WE NEED ANTIPERSONNEL NOW!
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
>>552747 You're too covered. We are sending in a strike on your position. Godspeed
Anonymous
>>552823 >>552865 >*crackle* Be advised, the ponies have dispatched anti-air, prepare counter-measures. Heavy ordinance inbound. god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
I can't see anyone.../k/omrades if your down there make a signal fire, anything! Im low on fuel! Also, dropping off a crate of Nuggets and 1200 rounds of Yugo heavy ball.
Anonymous
Kinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI
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>>552844 LET THE
> RAPE BEGIN
Anonymous
This is Bulldog 1-3, entering the AoR. Heard you boys could use a little help?
Anonymous
>>552878 Dropping reinforcements
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>552875 AA is rolling in, but there may not be enough
Anonymous
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>>552864 Antipersonnel in position.
Anonymous
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CAS on station. Requesting targets.
Anonymous
Anonymous
PJ's are on the ground. We're here to bring you boys home!
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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Artillery is inbound, the cities are too hot to take on foot.
Anonymous
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>552913 >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRRTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
A /m/odest /m/an !E5supHvee2
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/m/ is sending in some reinforcements. These /mlp/onies don't stand a chance.
Anonymous
>>552878 Follow me, i'll escort you to the LZ. its not too far from here. At most about 1 mile.
Anonymous
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>>552883 Come on, Dashie! Isn't it just awesome?
Kinnikuman !!5vSBuKdNhzI
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>>552942 Are you SURE you want to do that ? the /k/ommandos that were brutaly raped have in their bodies a little gift for all of /k/
Will you risk /k/ for the sake of a few ? how foolish indeed
Welcome to the herd
Anonymous
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Wiezelchan is on standby with antipersonnel loadout, is enemy infantry still within danger close?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>552875 WE NEED MORE ANTI AIR ASSETS IN THE AREA
ENEMY IS RIVALING AIRSPACE, REPEAT
NEED MORE ANTI AIR ASSETS
Anonymous
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>*fizzle* Heavy enemy resistance, can't hold sector for long, prepare CASEVAC!
>>552915 Ah, nevermind. Providing Air Support. I've got a few friends on the way.
Anonymous
>>552844 /k/omrades! To the evac!
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>552973 We are currently sending in a team of elite commandos with ex-gear suits to secure the LZ. Will report back when informed of success.
Anonymous
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>553014 Roger. We are dispatching several Macross class ships to land on equestria in order to provide additional Anti Air. ETA 5 minutes.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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/k/ you better run. Attacking is not wise.
Anonymous
>>552973 Alright /m/echa! We will have a rearming and refit station set up at our fire base, you and your allies are green for their use!
>>553024 Advisory to all ground units! We will be extracting the wounded at map-grind Foxtrot 3! Bring along any refugees from other boards!
Anonymous
>>553024 I don't think this one's going to make it... Stay with us soldier!
Anonymous
Readying global friendship cannon for use on all /k/ and /m/ enemy forces. You don't stand a chance.
Anonymous
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make way for the automated party cannon!
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
Missiles are prepped, waiting for final confirm. Got to MOPP 1 for eventuality.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
FUCK. SON OF BITCH PONIES GUNKED UP ROTARY BLADE. Ubludok perukh prisoski zapros poiska I spasaniya... REPEAT, SAR NEEDED
Anonymous
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>>553065 Roger. Ponies are setting up staging area at coordinates Epsilon 4-5. You know what to do!
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>>553014 Dont give up so easily! Get your air units out of the line of fire! Open Fire with AA guns, Hagane!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>*crackle* Ponies are deploying tank busters, get the armor division out of their range!
Anonymous
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HEMPTT lifting of from Vandenberg, eta 20 minutes. Godspeed men.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
>>553056 Understood /k/. We are sending down the Macross units now to provide anti-air. Be advised the Macross cannons are extremely deadly. If you are told you are in their firing path then you better get out of the way.
Anonymous
/k/ FOB location detected. Bringing the rain.
Anonymous
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MOPP1 achieved Fire when ready
Anonymous
>>553062 Get him in here! We're going to need 30 ccs of Cosmoline and 2 bottles of Vodka, STAT!
Anonymous
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I CAN'T SEE THEM, ARE ENEMY GROUND UNITS STILL WITHIN THE LZ PERIMETER?
Anonymous
here comes the choo-choo train
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
>>553125 Skull Squadron. I want a fold bomb on that train ASAP. It is carrying vital supplies that if interrupted will make it very hard for Equestria to continue the war!
Anonymous
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>>553106 They never stood a chance.
Anonymous
Graham Aker !!R8Td0S2cfNk
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>>553016 Ratsel this is Graham, My Flag Squadron has arrived and is awaiting orders.
Anonymous
>>553114 Doc... tell my Nugget I loved her, and the best caliber is...
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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ALL PERSONNEL ADVANCE TO MOPP 5. THIS IS NOT A DRILL GO TO MOPP 5
Anonymous
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Whee! I went all the way around! I'mma do it again!
Anonymous
Sir, we're fighting a losing battle. It's my belief that this board must be cleansed. It's no different than /x/ during the Great Tractor Invasion. You have the keys, sir.
Anonymous
>>553063 >>553063 Ha ha ha ha.... its a good thing i sent Sanger up there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkjJ1Fle8sQ&feature=related Your Orbital Cannon is useless now.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
>>553143 >captcha: capture allinme Anonymous
>>553172 Inputting the codes now.
AWACS Downtown
This is Airborne Warning and Control Systems aircraft, callsign Donwtown. On station.
>>553071 All Helicopter units, advise we have a downed chopper just behind enemy lines. We need a unit to preform SAR. I repeat we have a downed chopper just behind enemy lines at map grid Foxtrot 2 in need of SAR. Downtown out.
Anonymous
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>>553105 To all /m/ ari/space units: Priority 1, pony forces have orbital strike capability, /m/ flyers are to redirect to the "friendship cannon". You MUST ensure orbital denial, out.
Anonymous
>>553159 No man gets left behind! Bring his body back with us! Evac! We're coming in hot! Tangos all around us!
Anonymous
>>553159 ...NO! You'll live through this! STAY WITH ME! You'll be united with your precious slav waifu yet soldier!
YOU WILL LIVE!
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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Launching TLAM-A Tomahawks. Prepare for nuclear warfare.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
>>553179 TOO LATE! HAHA! Take a look at your pathetic train:
>>553177 I think it's time we finished this!
Anonymous
/k/ Do your mods even know what 4chan is? I mean seriously. Are they retarded? Why do they delete threads that unite us? Fuck them! Fuck you for sucking their cocks! Fuck you for reporting shit. Dont kill the lulz or the lulz will kill you Have you forgetten what where fighting four!?!?
Anonymous
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Oh dear are we having one of those board wars or something? Can't we just have a peace talk and negotiate an arrangement? We need more allies. Well, any for that matter.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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Alfa team in area, waiting for overhead support. Targets ready to be designated by laser. For the motherland
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>553210 With a full scale fold bomb strike on Equestrian forces!
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>553188 Choppers inbound, sending armed escort.
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>>553172 i loaded the Kurogane and Hagane with a few Atomics i picked up in /tg/. They're ready to use at any time.
A /m/odest /m/an !E5supHvee2
>>553063 Orbital friendship canon, meet the Ideon Gun.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>553213 Please stop reposting this.
Anonymous
Brothers of /tg/? Where are you?
Anonymous
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> The sky looks so beautiful today!
Anonymous
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>>553232 Nope. its the epitome of /mlp/. hate him all you want...he is what you strive to be.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>553190 >>553191 We have doctors waiting at the LZ. Make sure you bring the dead. With /m/'s superior technology we could potentially bring your soldier's back as cyborgs or potentially cure through other means.
AWACS Downtown
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This is AWACS Downtown to all friendly units within a five mile radius of the 4chan express crash site. We might have a possible nuclear situation developing. Confirming with Command. Advise all ground units to be within extraction zone should a nuclear event happen. Downtown out. ..... Wait a minute. All allied units assisting in the rescue operation of the 4chan express, please report status. Command needs a viable head count. Downtown out.
Anonymous
Directive Z126.5 Missile is in the air. For those of you who are still in the zone, it has been a pleasure, nay, and HONOR serving with you.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
Satans are up. 20MT of "friendship" are heading towards Canterlot.
Anonymous
>>553186 Hagane, Kurogane, ready all missile tubes with the Atomics. Open fire on my mark.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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All units, pop smoke at LZ Alpha, we've got an extraction bird inbound, ETA 2 mikes. How copy, over.
Anonymous
THIS IS IVAN 1 OF FLIGHT IVAN REPORTING! WE HAVE REACHED GRID FOXTROT 2 AND ARE PREPARED FOR EVACUATION OF GLORIOUS /K/OMRADES! DO SMOKE SO THAT I MAY LAND AT YOUR POSITION, IVAN 2 IS STANDING BY TO SUPPORT LASER GROUNDTEAM!
Anonymous
>>553229 That can't be legal.
Anonymous
Why is /k/ so fucking autistic? I mean what the fuck? You guys pretend you're in the military or some shit?
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>553288 Your families will be informed of the heroic deeds you did today.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>553285 Frontier, Quarter, REACTION WARHEADS HAVE BEEN AUTHORIZED! Open fire when the signal has been given.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>553310 Let me stop you before I remind you where you are...
Anonymous
Got 'em in my sights sarge, can I light 'em up?
Anonymous
I don't post here often but I still love the show so maybe someone will be able to answer this for me. Is it just me or were the voices in the latest episode just a little 'off' if you understand me. I cant quite place a finger on it but they seemed pitch shifted or something.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>553310 Far better for grown-ass men to play army than for grown-ass men to watch a show made for little girls.
Anonymous
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the jedis are gonna feel this one....
>>553281 >>553279 Hagane, Kurogane, Open fire.
Zweizergain, initiate mass teleport of all friendly forces in 5...4...3....2...1... NOW!
BRRRRRZEEEERRRRRRRRRup.
>>>/m/7521357 Anonymous
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>553332 DON"T DO IT! THE GUN IS FAR TO POWERFUL FOR MORTAL HANDS
Anonymous
Anti-ordamance shields are up, nice try. /k/
HANDSINAIRGUY
NEXT STOP IS... Here. Ugh. Oh, uh, hi ponies, I guess. I'll be civil about this and just leave.
A /m/odest /m/an !E5supHvee2
>>553303 Welcome to /m/. Our tech is literally god-tier at times.
Pic related.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>553410 Even when it isn't it is still vastly greater than any other show.
>>553380 All forces FIRE THE NUKES!
EVERYONE FROM /k/ & /m/ better be at the LZ cause we are LEAVING!
Anonymous
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>>553391 They have some sort of ballistic force field!
GET RECON UP AND FIND OUT HOW IT SHUTS DOWN!
Anonymous
Anonymous
For some reason I'm ok with equestria being nuked.
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>>553391 Ha ha ha ha........ barrier you say? KUROGANE, CHARGE WITH THE TITAN DRILL!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A9pnpR4Zok god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>553294 IVAN 2, This is Alfa 1-1
target has been marked. Be advised, we are 300 meteres from target.
Anonymous
FOR THE GREATER FRIENDSHIP!
Anonymous
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Alright, we tried playing nice with you /k/ and /m/ fags, but this has gone to far.
PezcadotheFish !!I0Pvo1USPjQ
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I'm almost home! Hello ponyfags. I love you, but I don't think I'll return.
Anonymous
Ground forces are holding the LZ, waiting for pickup
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Ponies, today is the greatest day you have ever alived. Remember the great Celestias order: No retreat, not one step backward! Victory or dead!
Anonymous
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>>553477 spike will have you covered
Anonymous
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>>553396 Later, have fun. We're in the middle of a war apparently. I'm not actually sure who is winning.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>553499 Alfa reporting, we now are to be waiting for hind.
I brought a guitar...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>553499 See
>>553380 The gate is open, go through NOW! While you have the chance!
Anonymous
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>mfw this thread.
Anonymous
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>>553347 It did seem a little different to me but I think it sounded fine. Like I heard someone say before it might have been when Ashley hurt her voice so she might have sounded a little off. Twilight sounded a little different too, but it might just be from not having much of a role until this episode. Sorry for the minimal discussion going on around here. I think we are at war or something.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
A small force found our transport group off the coast, we held them back, but are running low on ammo. Send reinforcements for the next wave.
Anonymous
We see you, hope the guitar is tuned.
Anonymous
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Come /mlp/, onward to glory!
Anonymous
We can conclude one thing from this thread. All /k/ and /m/ are autistic
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
Anonymous
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>>553328 THIS IS IVAN 2, ENGAGING THE TARGETS!
>>553416 THIS IS IVAN 1, GLORIOUS EVACUATION UNDERWAY!
TACTICAL COMMAND, CONFIRM CLEAR SKIES AT GLORIOUS FOB!
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>553538 >>553499 We are going to activate a massive fold at the LZ now. Copy & paste the link to follow us through the fold.
>>>/m/7521357 Victory awaits gentlemen!
Anonymous
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>>553589 Old allies have returned.
Preparing sea to sea friendship!
Anonymous
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>>553619 Us too, don't forget. It was fun though.
ThePaperBagWizard
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The ponies have won! I GIVE YOU: TENGUN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN!
Anonymous
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Some one archive this
Anonymous
After the victory enemy will be gassed!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>553675 presumably laughing gassed, if you're in charge pinkie.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
LAST BIRD LEAVING THE LZ! GOOD JOB NIPPING THE THREAT IN THE BUD.
Anonymous
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>>553310 Calm the fuck down and take the stick out of you ass. This is actually pretty funny.
Anonymous
/k/ did you even think of how many passing civilians where here from other boards before you started this war? There are going to be so many casualties...so many fallen.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
>>553703 Roger.
The ponies failed to stop the nukes. Get your ass through the fold ASAP cause they are about to hit. /mlp/ is history.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>553622 >>553598 She's tuned...
Also, I started a camp fire.
Anyone want a specific song?
Anonymous
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>>553125 >>553143 >>553177 Good thing I've saved you, Fluttershy.
Anonymous
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>>553712 /k/ operates SPETSNAZ style.
Anonymous
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>>553712 Acceptible Losses
Anonymous
>>553703 NO! WE MUST GO BACK!
They, oh god...
They have my brother.
Anonymous
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My friends, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.
Anonymous
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>>553691 yap, they will die laughing.
Anonymous
Impact in one mike! Everyone get out!
Anonymous
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>>553675 We will force them to love and tolerate in the thats of stalliongrad
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>553733 >mfw you think nukes>magic Magic ignores physics.
Ponies are cartoons; they take anvils to the face regularly and laugh it off. Their leader RAISES THE FUCKING SUN every day. Your puny nuke is nothing.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
Anonymous
>>553771 activate the friendship bubble, we don't need to have the old barn destroyed yet.
Anonymous
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
AM TORN BETWEEN ALLIANCE WHO I SIDE WITH?
Anonymous
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>>553815 The nukes have been launched, forget alliances!
EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!
Anonymous
>nukes going off throughout /mlp/ killing all ponies
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>>553805 >>553821 >>553824 Dome is up before the nukes hit. Looks like we wasted warheads. Fuck.
Anonymous
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>implying the unicorns wouldn't just shield everyone with magic.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>553749 >>553749 T-90...I know we may have had our differences, I know we were made to fight one another...But Ill help you. We will go back.
Anonymous
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
>>553850 I GO OUT DRINKING
Anonymous
>>553857 Scorched Earth policy, /k/omerade.
Anonymous
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inb4 MLP FIM FanFic
Anonymous
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
>>553857 We need to take down the shield.... We also need to find out if we have any nukes left.
>SOMEONE GET GATO IN HERE NOW Anonymous
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>>553873 Given that the dome explodes outwards and sets everything right after it's done it's job... Looks like your scorched earth policy will be ineffective.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Looks like we survived your nuking thanks to
>>553805 Prepare for heart disease from cuteness...
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>>553821 >>553824 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOoY13bRGSI ponies can survive being exposed to nuclear explosion on distence of few hundret meters without a lot of protection. Your attack is useless.
AWACS Downtown
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This is AWACS Downtown, I have a confirmed nuclear impacts in the area. HAZMAT units are deployed in the new staging area. All iriidated units retreat to this position and await treatment. Regroup and re-arm. We have more people out there. HQ in all their wisdom is prepping for a second go through. Comms have been disrupted, so you all will be in the dark for the time being. Downtown out. Fallout: Equstria
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>>553912 THEY'RE GOING FOR CUTENESS!!!
Send in... The One.
He Who is Not Affected by Cuteness.
Send in.... Bateman.
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
WAIT HOLD ON NOT KILL ME /K/OMRADES. HAVE BEEN SPY ALL ALONG. I HAVE NUGGET RIFLE TO PROVE IT AS WELL. I MAKE INFILTRATE OF THEIR CAMP
Anonymous
>>553952 A gun lock?!?! LOLOL
Anonymous
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>Hoo-wee, this train ride sure is fun times >Oh, looks like I have to get off here- FUCK!
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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>>553988 THAT IS MARKER, NOT LOCK
Anonymous
>>553952 Like they are going to believe you. You've been here for far too long and have already been exposed to a fatal dose of pony.
Anonymous
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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>>554045 ORIGINAL ALLIANCE IS OF /K/
ONLY COME HERE WHEN SEE SHOW WITH SISTER.
HAVE BEEN /K/OMMANDO SINCE DAY OF MEPLAT IN 2006
Anonymous
>>553923 THIS IS HIND SQUADRON, WE CAN ASSIST WITH RESCUE OF CAPTURED T-90, BUT NEED MORE VOLUNTEERS.
MISSION GLORIOUSLY DANGEROUS, PRISONER HELD AT ORIGINAL EVACUATION POINT NEAR TRAIN STATION.
Doc Benny !70OVqQhzUg
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>>554052 The horror in the T-90's eye...
Poor bastard has seen some shit. I think a single portion of fried chechens won't be enough to calm him down once we get him back to base.
Anonymous
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This is /k/ observer "Redbird Guardian", we have confirmation on T-90's brother being held by enemy forces, possibly for interrogation; I'm not exactly sure though... I have aerial photos but, suffice it to say he's there and he's in bad shape. Good luck guys.
Anonymous
>>554061 This is Patriot 4-1, inbound for assistance.
>>553895 i've got about 20 nukes left. Fold the nukes in past the barrier. i leave my nukes with you. Im headed back to /m/.
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>>554162 Fucking pony captcha
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Hey, fa/tg/uy here, can I join the fight?
Anonymous
A /m/odest /m/an !E5supHvee2
Deploying Unit-01 to attempt to break the barrier. Try to keep the ponies off of it.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
>>554170 The nukes have been recieved. Macross Quarter is on standby waiting for all troops to pull back before we will execute and immediate fold to bypass the barrier to deliver the nuclear payload unto the heart of /mlp/. Godspeed Ratsel!
Anonymous
Well, that nuking proved to be rather...ineffective.>yfw the pony world is already a result of Nuclear Holocaust.
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
>>554213 Roger Valk support incoming.
I am also going to take to the battlefield myself to deliver the enemy the greatest gift:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o_E0IvRorI Anonymous
> dat feel when you dream about your waifu and then wake up
Anonymous
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god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
MLP ground forces spotted, 4000 meters from target. Request back up.
Anonymous
>>554213 Guess it's battlin' time then.
A /m/odest /m/an !E5supHvee2
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The barrier's almost broken. Estimated time to completion is four minutes!
Gay Faggot !bSsNRirpwY
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>>554213 BIIIIIIIIG O! IIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!
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>>554326 BATEMAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
Sheryl_Nome !!chZlWOaxhqm
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>>554303 >>554317 >>554326 I think you all should LISTEN TO MY SONG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyxOgud3VP4&feature=related >>554321 Get your forces out of here. We are gonna suicide a Macross class ship into the heart of /mlp/ complete with nuclear payload after the barrier has gone down.
Anonymous
>>554317 >max 250 image replies WORST
POSSIBLE
THING
So how was my story guys?
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how tragic. just as I arrived, image limit.
A /m/odest /m/an !E5supHvee2
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The barrier is shattered! All forces move in!>image cap reached
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archiving glorious thread
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>>554920 pictures speak better than words in this case
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