Pony-related jokes and funny situations. I'm making a stand up comedy routine and its limited to MLP-related topics. Do you guys have anything funny you've noticed that you'd like to share with me? If you went into a ponyville comedy club, what would the comic be saying? The video will be released via youtube credits added if I add something you post.
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>>935456 Here's a good one:
Stop. You will humiliate us all and make an ass of yourself.
Zebra's are 3/5th's of a pony Thatsthejoke.jpg
Anonymous
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It's no fun if we tell you all the jokes. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to tell us.
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What do you call a pony in a sticky situation?Glue
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Rainbow Dash is so fast she becomes 20% cooler in ten seconds flat.
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My son never calls me
Anonymous
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What did rarity say after being throat fucking by rainbow dash's wing boner for five hours straight?Sorry, I'm a little horse!
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Anonymous
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Did you ever notice how... uh...
Anonymous
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Did you ever notice how... pathetic bronies' lives are?
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I mean, really...
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have ya'll ponies ever noticed how a unicorn pony walks like this *walk with nose stuck up in the air, taking just short steps at a time that are very curt* And Earth ponies walk like this? *Trot as if over-encumbered with muscled* And Pegasus ponies walk like this? *flop on the ground and scream* 'OH MY CELESTIA MY WINGS HAVE BEEN TORN OFF WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS HELP HELP'
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This is happening
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What's so special about a cartoon for little girls anyway?
Anonymous
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>Hey, yeah! >Heh heh heh
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>>935912 The only thing special about it is that
you're one of the ones watching it! Anonymous
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And what's up with those pony toys at McDonalds?
Anonymous
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I guess manchildren need to entertain themselves somehow between Pokemon games!
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Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>>936017 The only smell here is
the smell of your shitty act. Anonymous
But hey! You'd stink too...
Anonymous
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...if you spent four months waiting in your mom's basement for a new season!
Anonymous
>>936037 not sure if anon is trolling, or making a funny joke about people who have nothing to talk or joke about, so they resort to making fun of bronies
Anonymous
SadCat
Sandy confirmed for brony
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>>936080 The only thing confirmed here is that Anon is
a faggot. Anonymous
Hey! Why does it take more than one brony to screw in a light bulb?
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Anonymous
>>935956 >>936032 >>936097 confirmed for ponychaner
Anonymous
Because... they're too busy fapping to horses!
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Jazz !f5EHoofers
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>>936172 HAHAHAHA nice punch line. srsly lol'd
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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>>936155 Actually, giant magic horse, I don't go to Ponychan. I've heard the faggotry there is suffocating.
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GUH GUH HUH I CANT WAIT TO TROLL /MLP/ WITH THIS!
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>Not shooping Nathan's face over Sandys >2012 ISCOOBYDOOBYDOO
Anonymous
ANON IS LEGION! KILL THE PONY CANCER!
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>mfw this is genuinly entertaining me
Anonymous
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Eheh... yeah...
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>>935956 >>936032 >>936097 >>936056 >mfw people are actually getting buttranged over this comedy gold. Anonymous
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>>936243 maybe is his first troll, dont be demanding
see?
>>936257 Anonymous
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>STICKY THIS THREAD! >UPVOTE! >LIKE! >STUMBLE! >YOUTUBE IT!
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That was fantastic! We need more brony jokes...
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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>>936282 >mfw you think i'm actually butthurt Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>936172 >>936172 >>936172 >>936172 BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
well done anon, I nearly dashed myself.
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>someone makes a joke about bronies >automatically a troll and a faggot who should be burned at the stake for insulting the cultural titan that is My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. There is no way they could be a brony with a good sense of humor who could laugh at their own community once in a while. Impossible, you either love unconditionally or hate it with a passion, in which you should be arrested for being such a gigantic faggot.
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...and post them on /mlp/ every day!
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Jolly !pL3BUHlb1A
1: 0/10 2: Rule #1 of Stand-Up: Write your own shit, you worthless cunt. Don't you know what happened to Dane Cook? 3: A whole stand-up set based around mlp? I could get maybe one joke, but a whole routine? What, are you performing at BroNYcon? 4: WRITE YOUR OWN SHIT, YOU WORTHLESS CUNT 5: Youtube?
Anonymous
Wow! I never thought I could be funny on the internet!
Captain conundrum
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>mfw this thread
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>>936395 It's easier than you think.
Anonymous
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posting in this thread. Matthew is a faggot
Anonymous
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Hi there! Did you like the show?
Anonymous
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Well, actually... no. Those jokes were hurtful, and you know it.
Anonymous
>>936406 Just stop posting, you look pathetic in this thread.
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C'mon, lighten up! U mad? Why u so mad? I was just trolling! Everybody knows bronies aren't all like that.
Anonymous
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shit anon are you going to post the entire episode?
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This thread must be screencaped.
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Well, I guess that's true. We like the show, but we don't fap to horses or anything.Right?
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We've all gotta laugh at ourselves in a while. I do it all the time!>DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>>936445 You DO realize you're on /mlp/, right?
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AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! STOP IT BOB! YOU FUCKING KILLING ME!
Anonymous
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Jesus Christ, this is hilarious
Anonymous
You're right, I was being a bit of a faggot.
Anonymous
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>>936392 Making fun of bronies instead could work.
Just read the thread, fag!
Anonymous
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No hard feelings, Anon. Love and tolerate!
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>>936499 Speak for yourself, jethro!
Anonymous
>>936547 OI YA STUPID CLOWN GIT
WHOY DONTCHA COME DOWN ERE, I GOTS A CRUMPIN FOR YA
Anonymous
>>936547 Stop making yourself look even more retarded.
Anonymous
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Now let's see. The Twilight one, ooor the Pinkie Pie one?
Anonymous
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>>936635 >says retarded >2012 RUMPLEPUMPLEPIE
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>>936594 >You're right, I was being a bit of a faggot. Oh God, my sides...
Anonymous
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>I didn't know they let the autists out at this hour.
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
Anonymous
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Huh...?>Hey!!!
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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And I will admit, this is some entertaining stuff.
Anonymous
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Look, guys! It's the stupid brony! I know! Let's try to communicate with it!
Anonymous
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10/10 for sheer perseverance, holy shit are you doing the whole episode?
Anonymous
>FLUTTERSHY IS MY WAIFU >HURR DURR 20% COOLER >TRIXIE IS SO SEXY
Anonymous
>>936720 OI GOTS THE GUBBINZ
NOW OIMA GIVE YOU THE CRUMPINZ
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>HAHAHAHA Hmph.
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>>936809 Before you do, can you turn around for a quick second?
Anonymous
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Texans and bronies are both horsefuckin squirrels
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YOUR THREAD IS GOLD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOLD!>someone save this
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Hey little critter! What's your name?
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>>936827 WHAZZIS? SOME SORTA HUMIE TRICKINS?
WHOYS I GOTSTA TURN AROUND?
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Anonymous
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What the hell were you doing in the My Little Pony aisle? Stay away from the bronies, they're pedofiles!Why the fuck can't I post?!
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Now I know how furries feel.
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>>936870 Would you PLEASE turn around? I'll give you this pretty balloon. Trust me.
Anonymous
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BRONY JOKES! BRONY JOKES! BRONY JOKES! BRONY JOKES!
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Lalalalala, bronybronybronybronybrooony. Because they're stupid.>Because they're STUPID!
Anonymous
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This is either a setup on OP's behalf or some Anon somewhere has been sitting on this for quite some time. Either way, continue maestro!
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>>936992 Because you are ruining it.
Anonymous
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God damn Anon, you deserve all the blowjobs for this.
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Hi. Do you mind not spreading lies about bronies? This is serious! Since you've been telling these jokes, people have been treating me different.
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>>936966 A BALLOON HE SAYS?
ALLROIGHT, OI'LL DO IT FOR DA BALLOON
Anonymous
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Five minutes 'til you're up! ...oh... uh...
Anonymous
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>>936992 You really are ruining this amazing thread.
Anonymous
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He-llo, bro-ny. Rarity... clopfic... tulpa... fluttertree.
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
Anonymous
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Can I join your troll board now?
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>>937133 EY, WHERE'S MOI BALLON
Anonymous
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You see?! That's what I'm talking about!
Anonymous
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Oh, that's just a /b/tard, he's just trolling!
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>>937162 It's right behind you! Turn around!
Anonymous
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I'm just asking you as a friend. Use some of those other jokes you have!
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Don't stop till I get enough Spongebob.
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>>937189 WOZZIS?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Dude you cant into stand-up comedy just because you think its cool or whatever the reason youre doing it for. Stand-up comedy is hard, and the least of what you need is confidence, high IQ and initiative. If youre having trouble even coming up with your own material, then its pretty much safe to say that youre not cut out for this. Preparing your own material is just one part of a successful stand-up act. If you still want to do this, go ahead. But use your own material.
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Other... jokes...?
Creeper Jones
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Eheh... I got a million of 'em!
Anonymous
When this is done someone needs to cap this, with all the not-spongebob stuff cut out,.
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
Anonymous
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>>937229 >>937189 just stop your faggotry itt
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Stop trying to sponge off others, bob.
Anonymous
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Thanks, I knew you'd understand. Love and tolerate!
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Anonymous
Ladies and Gents, get ready for another brony hate thread!>YEEEEEAH! be back in like 15 minutes
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>>937330 >back in 15 minutes NOOOO!
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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>mfw Sandy is a brony
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Oh anon... This thread is so wonderful! I'll be waiting here while you return to post more. Um... If you don't mind of course. *squee*
Anonymous
Uh, hi. D-did you h-hear the one about g-gamestop?
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Captain conundrum
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Captain conundrum
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I guess a lot of you are from /v/, huh...?
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I ain't from /v/! LOL! EPIC! :P
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Hey, what about this blue background? I mean, it's everywhere!
Anonymous
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Tell the one about the bronies and the light bulb!
Anonymous
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Uh... uh... Hey! What about this thing!
Anonymous
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>>937757 Poor Spongebob, he'll never leave the border of the image and know the wonders of the blue background.
Anonymous
Get on with the brony jokes!
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>BRONY JOKES! >BRONY JOKES! >BRONY JOKES! >BRONY JOKES!
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>>937905 Yes! Get on with it!
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What do I do, what do I do?! Anon, you've got a choice to make. Your ponyfag friends...
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>don't diss bronies >don't diss bronies >don't diss bronies >don't diss bronies >don't diss bronies
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>>937982 GET ON WITH IT!!!!!
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>>938035 Anon? Did you learn a lesson today?
better tell celestia Anonymous
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This thread is brilliant
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DURRRR APPLEJACK IS BEST PONER
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>>938122 I don't know how I forgot about that twist.
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WHAH DUZZ IT TAYEK MORE THIN WUN BRAWNY T'SCREW EEYIN A LAGHT BALB?
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>>938182 My sides are moving on their own!
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>>938182 "I don't know...WHY?" xD
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Because! They're too busy fapping to horses! LOLOLOLOL
Anonymous
HERP DERP AYPPLES AYPPLES AYPPLES AH TEYELL YA WHUT
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C'mon, don't you see? Everybody loves these jokes!
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Oh, I see exactly what's going on here.
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Nothing can go wrong!
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Holy crap this is hillarious.
Anonymous
Pegasandy looks a bit rustled.
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Ooh, what's this? A fan letter? You did it, Anon! You get to keep your funny threads, and your friends.
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>>938251 Is there a gif of this?
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Good morning, /mlp/! Mind telling me what all the fuss is about?
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Captain conundrum
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Hi there, silly! Are you ready to have fun?
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>>938552 I think I know where this is going...
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Are you feeling all right?
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Well of course I'm all right, Anon! Why would you ask? I'm a brony! That means my entire life is about ponies! DUH!!!
The Insomniac !!HIN2siWazyd
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>>937234 >high IQ >needed for stand up comedy retard detected
Anonymous
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Hey, the thread's been archived :D <3 you OP
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HEY are you ready for a party? 'Cause I'm ready for a party. I LOVE parties! I had a party yesterday, too. And the day before that! I love to have parties EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! COME ON!!!
Anonymous
WOWIE-ZOWIE!!! Those jokes about bronies sure are funny! I can't remember the last time everybody was laughing at me so hard! You deserve a break. But make it a quick one! We've got a party to make happen! *giggle*
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toasting in an epic bread
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>>938758 >A stereotypical brony saying "everybody" You dun goofed, Anon
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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GODDAMN DIS GON B GUD
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>inb4 Cupcakes
Anonymous
This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a sticky...
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>>938779 >not a semen joke Anonymous
I just thought you'd appreciate it since you joked about ponies being turned into glue! ISN'T IT FUNNY? HEEHEE!!!
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*GAAAAAASP* Are those flowers for me? They look DELICIOUS!
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>>938807 >>938823 OP is editing these as he goes.
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I am enjoying this thoroughly.
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>>938906 UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT
Anonymous
I guess I should learn to be less full of myself.
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>>938932 Or just cutting out the unnecessary parts.
Very warranted, but still disappointing.
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we need a full version with all the noncanon post removed. FUND IT
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I'M GETTING TIRED, OKAY? Dear m00t, Today I learned that getting a cheap laugh at the expense of my friends isn't worth it. Sometimes trolling others can be funny, but I'm still too much of a moralfag to be okay with hurting my friends' feelings. Your faithful poster, AnonGOOD END
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Hearts !HooveSvp0Q
Time to reveal my trip!
This was entirely spontaneous upon seeing the OP's thread.
My first post was:
>>935821 Thanks for being such a great audience. Every one of you is an inspiration and a friend.
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>>938992 I was half expecting this. It'd be a lot of work to do the whole episode, on the fly, and be funny.
But now I feel we need to commission a pony-dub of this episode.
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Creeper Jones
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>>938992 You get all of the awesome good sir.
Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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Ah, this was glorious.
Anonymous
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>>939038 Thanks for the entertainment!
You are a wonderful person.
Anonymous
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>>939038 amazing, the episode needs to be dubbed with this
Anonymous
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>>938992 >All of my Clams.jpg Someone screencap this!
Anonymous
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Shit this was pretty good.
Anonymous
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Glorious Thread!
Anonymous
is anybody screencapping this?
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>>939038 10/10
-1 for being a tripfag
9/10; excellent thread
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>>939261 Tried, thread too long. Too lazy to sew it together cap by cap.
Anonymous
brian posehn is shopping around about 3 minutes of MLP material. i think it'll be played out by the time your career in comedy is over. any other comics that are confirmed bronies?
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>>939388 Oh yeah. This thread had a topic.
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>>939038 >no /sp/ Gotta say I'm disappointed.
Anonymous
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someone cap all this!
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>>939286 im not makin a fuckin account
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
good thread though
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bump because I can
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This and that milk thread are the greatest threads I've seen on /mlp/ Good job sir!
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>>935456 This thread should be stickied for every bumbling /b/tard who comes in here trying to troll. Well done anon, flawless victory.
Anonymous
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I literally burst into tears halfway through because it was so funny. Bravo. Archive this shit.
fuckyoshitnigga
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Someone needs to put all Anon's post together nao.
Anonymous
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uhh... this thread... is in may ways the same... as the new episode. O___O