I went to Thom Yorke's house and smoked weed with him. The dick kicked me out as soon as I was done, and wouldn't let me drink anything. I guess he really left me High and Dry.
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I saw Thom Yorke in the woods with a huge gun. I asked why he had it. He simply replied "Hunting Bears." I didn't press any further.
I Come From A Long Line Of Shitposters !Uth3Ai.5I2
I Come From A Long Line Of Shitposters !Uth3Ai.5I2 Thu 24 May 2012 10:04:12 No. 25127767 Report Quoted By:
I thought I saw Thom Yorke Nude earlier. I Might Be Wrong.
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I was driving around with Thom in Britannia and was unaware of all the roundabouts. Britain's got The Bends.
Wait, what? !bb6OCCHf8E!!8QSg4Z8LtwO
I saw Thom Yorke with his dick planted in Jonny Greenwood's firm ass. He simply chuckled and said "Everything In Its Right Place" and kept going. What a Creep.
Anonymous
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I drove with Thom Yorke a few weeks ago in his car. Everything smelled like pine needles, and when I looked in the floorboards I saw he had a bunch of Fake Plastic Trees just lying there. He gave me a legitimate explanation, and that's really All I Need.
/mu/ trip !fiendtTHxI
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I went shopping with Thom. While we were in the 3rd aisle of the supermarket, he snatched a few biscuits and hid them in his jacket. I protested, "Thom, put those back!" He replied with a snide, "Oh won't you quiet down." We went to the till and I paid for my food. Later, when we left the store I asked him why he did it, risking his and my well-being. He said "Dollars and Cents". I went home and cried myself to sleep.
Anonymous
Thome Yorked called me a dirty nigger once ;_;
I Come From A Long Line Of Shitposters !Uth3Ai.5I2
I Come From A Long Line Of Shitposters !Uth3Ai.5I2 Thu 24 May 2012 10:11:08 No. 25127885 Report Quoted By:
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I live next door to Thom Yorke and this morning when I was getting my paper he was out watering his lawn in the Nude; when he saw me he smiled and said "Morning Mr. Magpie".
Anonymous
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There we were. Thom and I, lost in the wilderness, soaking wet and bored I asked Thom "Why the hell are we in these woods? We've been silently walking for hours". He replied "Shhh! We're Hunting Bears"
Anonymous
>this thread It's rustling my Bones, No Surprises from dicks like you.
Anonymous
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>>25127622 Sounds like a real Let Down
Wait, what? !bb6OCCHf8E!!8QSg4Z8LtwO
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>>25127902 Does he at least have an OK Computer?
Anonymous
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The other day, ol' Thom-Thom and I watched Spiderman 3 on FX. He told me, "I wish I could be doing that." I asked, "Doing what?" He replied, "Climbing Up the Walls"
Anonymous
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Thom and I were both Nude. He told me to Go Slowly, so Little by Little I Creep in. I was Optimistic about the whole affair, but it was a bit of a Let Down
Anonymous
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I got in a car accident with Thom York. It was pretty bad, but the Airbag saved us. The paramedics who came after said we were Luck no one was hurt.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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On his 44th birthday Thom invited me to his house, we were alone, he's not that kind of guys that would invite a lot of people to his house, so we logged in to facebook to troll Colin and the guys in his band, suddenly the computer shutted down. Thom just looked down upsetted, lifted his arm, petted the monitor and said "It's OK Computer"
Anonymous
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>>25127916 That's what happens when you make a habit of coming to /mu/. You do it to yourself. That's what really hurts.
Wait, what? !bb6OCCHf8E!!8QSg4Z8LtwO
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The other day I went to Thom's house. He kept humming some random tune incessantly, until I got annoyed and asked what he was humming. He yelled "THE NATIONAL ANTHEM" and began to Sulk.
Anonymous
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This thread serves as A Reminder to me that not all of /mu/ is a Let Down
Anonymous
Thom and I have had some crazy Nights in Cydonia
Anonymous
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The last time I saw Thom he had eight legs. The motherfucker looked like a spider. I ran up to him, asking what happened to him, but before he answered he just started Climbing Up the Walls.
Shit Kicker City Slicker !2plEb4uxuI
"Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts" ~ Thom Yorke
Anonymous
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>>25127994 Just shut the fuck up and go to bed, Lewis
Anonymous
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I was Batman, Thom was the Joker After creating the monster that is Two-face, I asked the joker why he'd done it. Why he'd turned a good man evil. He replied "Because, my dear Batman. It's just a Jigsaw Falling Into Place" I told him that Anyone Can Play Guitar and I left.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
Shit Kicker City Slicker !2plEb4uxuI
"Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey" ~ Thom Yorke
Wait, what? !bb6OCCHf8E!!8QSg4Z8LtwO
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>>25128006 What? Stop Whispering, dude.
Anonymous
Thom Yorke Just swallowed my Lozenge Of Love
Anonymous
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I once stayed for dinner at Thom's House. All I have to say is that he is Feral while eating and will quickly Go to Sleep after a big meal.
Shit Kicker City Slicker !2plEb4uxuI
“I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex.” ~ Thom Yorke
Anonymous
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>>25127809 I laughed way harder than I should have.
Shit Kicker City Slicker !2plEb4uxuI
"If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke." ~ Thom Yorke
Jeff Mangum is where it's at
Fuck your Thom Yorke Jeff Mangum is where it's at Thu 24 May 2012 10:21:40 No. 25128059 Report Last April 8th, I was driving to my new home (I had lived in Holland, 1945 N. Presinglacht RD, Amsterdam to be exact, but that isn't Where You'll Find Me Now) and found myself lost. I tried calling my Communist Daughter, but she didn't pick up the phone. I tried texting, but got no reply (even though the phone said "Message Sent"). I was driving and began to sob because I was so lost. Suddenly, I saw a man and woman on a two-person bicycle looking at me. The man told me to pull over, and to my surprise it was Jeff Mangum. Through My Tears I told him my situation, and he said "Everything Is fine, just show me your map." Well, I gave him the map and looked at his companion, and as she was wearing a nametag saying "Naomi" I assumed it was her name and said "Hello, Naomi" but she said the nametag was ironic, her name was Jennifer Pree. Jeff said, still reading the map, "I Bring Jennifer down here so we can take trips In the Aeroplane over the Sea" and I nodded. "Why are you so upset?" Jeff asked, still surveying the map. "Well, I'm on my way to my new Home and Someone Is Waiting for me there, and I'm just a bit overwhelmed from all of this driving." He nodded. As he continued looking, I saw off the side of the road two women eating something disgusting. "What's that?" I asked. "Those are the Pree Sisters Swallowing a Donkey's Eye" "Oh, Sister," Jennifer Pree sighed. Suddenly, Jeff made a face that looked as if he'd seen a Ghost. "What's wrong?" I asked. Then he just chuckled. "You've Passed," he pointed to the map. Golly, I must have looked The Fool.
Shit Kicker City Slicker !2plEb4uxuI
Obligatory: "The band often jokes that I stole Jonny's "H" and put it in my name. That's funny as hell motherfucker I dare you not to laugh" ~ Thom Yorke
Anonymous
>>25128054 "I once had sex with a female dolphin while making her children watch. I recorded the sounds and put it into our new album" ~ Thom Yorke on King of Limbs
Anonymous
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I was once hanging out with Thom one day, we went to my house to take some tea and he started to tell me about his wife, he said "Damn, how I wish we could have better sex life", I asked him "Why" He replied "Well she just doesn't wants to have sex the right way..." I asked him "How is the right way? Hard and passionately?" He replied "No, Little by Little"
Anonymous
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>>25128059 Pahahaaahahahahaaaa
Some of those were relatively unknown tracks. Impressed.
You still spent way too much time doing that, but as I'm on /mu/ right now I'm not going to insult how you spend your time.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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This thread is fucking killing me
Anonymous
>>25128033 That's what little boys do when I put on my Bishop's Robes
Wait, what? !bb6OCCHf8E!!8QSg4Z8LtwO
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I was at a wedding, when suddenly Thom Yorke busts in and just starts brawling with people. It was a pretty bad Punch-up at a Wedding. Shortly afterwards, we asked him to leave. He yelled "You And Whose Army?". He called himself the Reckoner.
Shit Kicker City Slicker !2plEb4uxuI
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"Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'" ~ Thom Yorke
Anonymous
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Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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Once I heard some weird noises outside of my house and went to see what was going, to my surprise there he was, Thom, trying to get inside a little toy car, I asked "What the hell are you doing", he replied "Oh nothing m8 I just want to feel like I'm packt like sardines in a crushd tin box"
Anonymous
I saw Thom Yorke on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, but he had a Blow Out on the Million Dollar Question
Anonymous
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thom yorke has pretty bad OCD. i invited him over and he pretty much moved everything in my living room. i guess everything's in its right place
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I found Thom Yorke crying on a park pench so I approached him to console him. "There There", I said.
Wait, what? !bb6OCCHf8E!!8QSg4Z8LtwO
>>25128207 He called me after that, crying. I said "There There", trying to calm him down. He replied "Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was." Two weeks later, I saw him in the hospital. He was hooked up to machinery, but was conscious. He handed me a Videotape, and warned me to watch out for the Black Star. He suddenly fell into a coma. The doctors rushed into the room, but it was too late. He had a Blow Out in his brain, an aneurysm burst. He was a Vegetable.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25128240 You sir are a genious, I wish I was like you, Fitter Happier and more productive
Anonymous
After consuming copious amounts of Bangers + Mash, Thom Yorke began to shit... Sunset found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water. The more he drank, the more he shat, but the more he shat, the thirstier he grew, and his thirst sent him crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When he closed his eyes at last, Thom did not know whether he would be strong enough to open them again.
Anonymous
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>>25128240 Yeesh. Sounds like a bad case of myxamatosis to me.
Anonymous
The other day I went to get a Strawberry Jam sandwich from the local shop, and when I got there, there was a Two-Headed Boy at the counter. He took twenty minutes ordering. When he turned around, I asked why he had taken so much time, and he said he gave very specific directions for how he wanted the ingredients of his sandwich placed. "Why?" I asked. "That way, Everything's In Its Right Place." Then Thom Yorke, who was behind me, got pissed off and threw a Bluish Liquid on the boy. He ripped off his pants, placed his hands between his butt cheeks, and shouted "I'M IN YOUR AREA!" while sharting all over some people's food. Then the owner looked at me and said "In the Aeroplane over the Sea."
Anonymous
>>25128271 Go back to /tv/ or /litl/ faggot
Anonymous
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This thread is a real house of cards.
Anonymous
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One time, when Thom and I were roommates, he answered the door and came to tell me that there was a A Wolf At The Door. I didn't believe him because Thom has was nefarious for being as honest as Fake Plastic Trees. So despite my hesitation I went anyways. Little By Little as I peeked through the door I realized there was nothing there. That Thom can be such a Scatterbrain sometimes.
Anonymous
Mint 400 !!xzW6Xp1QUiX
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Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 10:41:45 No. 25128366 Report There's so many people bombing in this thread, it feels like Holland, 1945. At least you don't run the risk of getting shot in your Peacebone by The Hunter.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25128366 >2012 >not being remotely funny Anonymous
>>25128381 >these threads >funny First week on mu errr?
I Come From A Long Line Of Shitposters !Uth3Ai.5I2
I Come From A Long Line Of Shitposters !Uth3Ai.5I2 Thu 24 May 2012 10:44:09 No. 25128399 Report Quoted By:
Myxomatosis
Jesse Eisenberg !.hhmS3DJTQ
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I went out to dinner with Thom last night. We finally decided to get sushi. Let me tell you, that man loves his Weird Fishes. Then we went home and watched a recording of one of his concerts on a Videotape. I couldn't figure out why we were using VHS, he had the fucking thing on DVD, too. I think his sanity might be as fragile as a House of Cards at this point.
Anonymous
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>>25128366 >>25128380 >>25128394 Obvious trip dropper is obvious
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 10:44:47 No. 25128407 Report >>25128391 >samefag You're a real Sherlock there, pal.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25128407 >mad There, There, it's all good brah, I know it's a Let Down
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Anonymous
>tfw some samefaggot derails the best thread of the night Fuck you, Bauncey Chillups. Newtrip faggot.
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 10:47:23 No. 25128438 Report Quoted By:
>>25128421 B-but daaaaaad.
Anonymous
>>25128304 Only time I laughed in this thread. Also, Bauncey Chillups=filtered. Faggot. This is why I hate summer.
Wait, what? !bb6OCCHf8E!!8QSg4Z8LtwO
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Guess it's time for me to Go To Sleep.
Anonymous
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 10:50:15 No. 25128474 Report >>25128449 >>25128437 >summer >newtrip >guy accusing me of a samefag samefagging thread >getting mad God damn, kid is that the only defense you have?
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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At 1 am Thom called me and said "DUDE! There's a Wolf At The Door and he's telling me to Go To Sleep!" I told him "No there isn't, aren't you ever Optimistic?" then out of nowhere he yells "MORNING BELL!" and hangs up, I look out the window just to find him dancing Nude on the street
Mint 400 !!xzW6Xp1QUiX
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>>25128474 Dude, please quit derailing the thread, it's annoying.
I CAN MAKE TRIPS TO PROVE ME RIGHT TOO !!2SzR4NxRm0U
I CAN MAKE TRIPS TO PROVE ME RIGHT TOO !!2SzR4NxRm0U Thu 24 May 2012 10:52:13 No. 25128497 Report Quoted By:
god damn everyone needs to put a trip on so i can filter you all
Anonymous
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>>25128467 >In my uni library, meant to be revising for exams >See this gif. to accompany my previous dolphin comment >laugh uncontrollably for what seems like hours >Irritated stares and evil eyes from everyone in the library >mfw I 'aint even mad Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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We were at a party one time, Thom came up to me and said "Hey babe, want to Codex some Feral?" Out of nowhere I got a boner I don't even know why
neely o'hara !!Kboh7IjUNj3
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>>25128474 dude you comin back to Lob City next year
Anonymous
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>>25128511 Did Cookie Monster leave? That was really awkward for awhile.
Also, what happened to Stone Farmer? That got hilarious and then just uncomfortable. I don't see him around here anymore.
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 10:55:01 No. 25128536 Report >>25128511 Still telling me a new trip I see. Oh and your old school now? Dope 4chan cred. This thread was so insightful too. If you'll note, I engaged in the "gimmick" of this thread just fine until shitposting was brought upon me, you clueless insufferable abortion.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25128536 Shut up and leave already
older school
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this whole thread is why music needs mods.
Anonymous
>>25128536 >you clueless insufferable abortion. >umadbro? Please stop shitposting. The only reason anyone got mad was that you patted your own back for "engaging in the gimmick of the thread" and it was awkward and obvious. Please. Just stop.
Charizard !CHAR69Ehpk
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>>25128536 Just Give Up The Ghost already.
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 10:57:47 No. 25128571 Report >>25128557 We got ourselves a real internet detective here folks. glad your on the beat, champ.
Mint 400 !!xzW6Xp1QUiX
>>25128536 Please stop. Even if it was "thrust upon you" the fact that you keep posting in response is annoying in and of itself. Just stop.
I was once going to have sex with Thom Yorke but instead of the typical routine he put a bunch of seeds into my anus and did a weird dance, then shouted "BLOOM" and out of my ass sprouted a Lotus Flower.
Anonymous
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>go bear hunting >Hunting Bears >find bear >gun jams >Knives Out >bear looks at me and goes "You and Whose Army?" >mfw this entire post
Anonymous
Mint 400 !!xzW6Xp1QUiX
>>25128571 You need to stop, man.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
>>25128597 haaah that fucking gif My Iron Lung!!
>>25128609 Don't reply and he'll leave
Anonymous
>>25128621 >>25128609 Same fags you guys are faggots, Bauncey Chillups is right you guys are faggots samefags and summerfags trying to piss off an oldfag who's actually funny
Anonymous
YEAH ALL YOU GUYS ARE FAGS
Charizard !CHAR69Ehpk
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>>25128634 >fags >fags >faggots >faggots >fags >fags Such a varied vocabulary. How's being 15?
Anonymous
sounds like you were really let down and hanging around OP
Anonymous
>>25128634 >hey I'm totally an anon guys, not just dropping trip for this post defending myself at all whatsoever Anonymous
Piracy !!VZNx34SOr5M
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You know I hear that Thom's favourite past time is funding presidential candidates through PACs with soft money....
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25128634 >>25128646 Get a load from this guy
Anonymous
>>25128634 You're as transparent as pulk/pull revolving doors
eh? eh?
Anonymous
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>>25128653 Yeah, don't worry OP, the karma police will get to him, just you wait.
Mint 400 !!xzW6Xp1QUiX
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>>25128678 I chuckled heartily.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25128680 dat fucking gif
Anonymous
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Thom yorke,Do you realize? He said thats Where its at.
Anonymous
>>25128656 >still just accusing me of tripdroppin' >no better defense Anonymous
One time, me, Jeff, and Thom got so High and Dry that we all thought we were In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. Jeff looked liked a Two Headed Boy, and Thom was a Creep who claimed to The King of Carrot Flowers. All of the sudden, the aeroplane crashed, and we seemed to be in Holland, 1945, except there were Fake Plastic Trees everywhere. Jeff screamed, and said he wanted to learn How to Disappear Completely. I started to come down, and it turned out that Paul McCartney had crashed a tank into the house because Thom fucked Paul's wife. Thom, still high, then said "Don't hurt me, I'm Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!". Paul then punched Thom in the jaw.
Mint 400 !!xzW6Xp1QUiX
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>>25128711 The ending got my sides hard.
Anonymous
>>25128711 Oh Comely, where do you keep getting these crazy stories from?
Anonymous
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>>25128709 >>25128709 .....
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.........srsly?
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Anonymous
>>25128727 I Talk to the Wind, but the wind cannot hear
Anonymous
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THIS WHOLE FUCKING THREAD I love you guys, I love you, yes I do
Anonymous
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>>25128709 Oh dear god leave already
Anonymous
>>25128760 Vredes killed a guy
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
Anonymous
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25128760 >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I read that with Barney's voice I dunno why lel
Anonymous
>>25128747 Sometimes I wonder if you're just a Paranoid Android, Anon. I guess that the bends are getting to your Bones, huh? You Never Wash Up After Yourself after you get Optimistic from smoking weed, eh?
Anonymous
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>>25128784 He coaxed a guy into suicide because he was depressed and wanted to be an asshole
Anonymous
Can we PLEASE archive this thread?
Anonymous
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>>25128797 Vredes killed a fat guy for fun
Anonymous
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>>25128804 Because of the Thom Yorke jokes or the Bauncey Chillups debacle
Anonymous
Comedy geld
>>25128793 It's a Let Down you say that, it really is, I'm not a Creep, I'm not a weirdo, being on /mu/ is like Living in a Glass House, also, you should give me some Dollars & Cents cause I'm out of weed
Chris Martin !Fy56Y8gYgc
This thread reminded me of the other day when I was hanging out with Thom Yorke. We were taking bong rips at his house, and I remarked, "You don't stand a chance against My Iron Lung!" Thom Yorke let out a small chuckle and told me, "Prove Yourself!" and handed me the bong. I have to admit, I was Optimistic, but the second I took a breath, I had to Blow Out. Thom Yorke laughed and said, "What a Let Down!" I was about to speak, but Thom put his finger on my lips and whispered, "Go To Sleep." I was barely able to say "Stop Whispering," when I realized he had put something in my weed and I couldn't move. "There, There," he said, as he slowly laid my body on the ground. "I've been Hunting Bears lately, and you were just perfect." Then I realized I was a bear. He said, "You are just a Feral little thing, are you?" Little by Little he started sticking his finger into my asshole while singing "Creep" into my ear. I suppose I should have thought I was Lucky, this is Thom Yorke after all.
Anonymous
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
>>25128804 Nah, that guy Bauncey Chillups ruined it, 7/10 thread, wouldn't read again because of that guy
Chris Martin !Fy56Y8gYgc
>>25128847 But there I was, a bear with a now Nude Thom Yorke mounting me. I began to Sulk as well as a bear can while Thom, stuck his big dick into my asshole. It felt like Everything Is In Its Right Place, or like a Jigsaw Falling Into Place. It was perfect. I was no longer thinking of How to Disappear Completely, and I just wanted Thom to fuck me deeper and deeper. As I neared orgasm, I screamed, "I... I Can't..." and then I came loads of warm bear seed into the ground; for me, it was like Sailing to the Moon. Thom, being as Scatterbrained as he is, forgot what he was doing and lost his erection. He then got up, smiled at me and walked away.
When I woke up I realized I was a Vegetable at a hospital who can't move or speak, living in endless torture. My mother was crying at my bedside next to the Last Flowers in the Hospital.
Anonymous
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Thom Yorke wanted to rape her, but oh, The Resistance. she wasn't going to take the Uprising pole in his pants easily.
Anonymous
>>25128861 Eh, I think the whole "faggots faggots fags faggots" post and the accidental trip drop were gems to be remembered. In that I'll bring it up if I ever see him again.
Anonymous
>>25128861 >>25128861 Man, once he started drowning that made the thread for me. 10/10, would read again.
Anonymous
>>25128827 Maybe you should learn How to Disappear Completely, so that you can do magic on the street and get some cash for your dope. The Street spirit will help you out, and if you're feeling Let Down, you better be Feeling Lucky as well or else people would be thinking of you as some kind of Subterranean Homesick Alien, man. Down Is the New Up though, so you'll get there.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25128867 >>25128847 Oh my God...
>>25128901 >>25128878 Let's do this, or what? Sorry about taking so long, I have some Treefingers
chanarchive.org Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>25128240 YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR!!!!!!!!!
SO ARE THE REST OF YOU FAGGOTS!
I BET NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER MET THOM YORKE, LET ALONE MEET HIM IN PERSON.
ALL YOU QUEERS ARE JUST BUILDING UP A HOUSE OF CARDS, INEVITABLY WAITING FOR THE RIGHT JIGSAW TO FALL INTO PLACE. LITTLE DO ANY OF YOU KNOW THAT DOWN IS THE NEW UP...
Anonymous
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>>25128907 Wouldn't the Street Spirit Fade Out? But yeah you have just Prove Yourself, I should have Videotaped this moment to remember my past self and so I feel Fitter Happier
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25128955 Bravo, I though it was that derailer guy at first, my God 10/10 post rite there niggu
Anonymous
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>>25128711 >Paul then punched Thom in the jaw. 10/10, BNP
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>>25128970 Not feeling so Optimistic, I see? No Surprises I guess, regardless, How Can You Be Sure that I would be right if I were to prove myself? It's not like You're Bulletproof or anything...I Wish I Was.
Oh well, this conversation was fun and I'm practically In Limbo right now, so good night. And remember, God loves his children, yeah!
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 11:38:05 No. 25129038 Report Anyone got some Dollars & Cents for me to borrow? Or am I just a Creep.
Anonymous
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Shit Kicker City Slicker !2plEb4uxuI
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>>25129049 tfw not a Radiohead fan but still familiar with their music enough to make jokes
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 11:42:44 No. 25129105 Report >>25129076 Why? Is there some Gagging Order I don't know about? Stop Whispering and maybe I could hear you.
Anonymous
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>>25129038 >>25129105 Fuck this shit, filtered.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
imafuckingtool
I went over to Varg Vikernes' house to drink some beers and eat cheesy wotsits. Once I got inside his fenced yard I heard the entrance lock behind me. He never let me in, and he had the only Key to the Gate.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25129140 That is HUH! Wow...
Anonymous
>>25129105 The sad thing is, one could look past all the faggotry if you were even the slightest bit funny. One could ignore the obvious newtrip-faggotry and the forced gimmick and the shitposting if you just made a funny joke here. Why can't you just be funny? Why?
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>>25129154 >Inb4 oh U MR. COMEDY NOW? YOU KNOW EVREYTHANG BOUT COMEDY? FAG FAGGOT lel just wait for it
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 11:48:06 No. 25129180 Report >>25129154 I just want to ask you why you live your life In A Glass House.
>new trip Anonymous
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>>25129154 oh U MR. COMEDY NOW? YOU KNOW EVREYTHANG BOUT COMEDY? FAG FAGGOT
U ALL SHIT POSTERS WHO DONT KNOW FUNNY WHEN YOU SEE IT
word up bauncey, best new trip
Anonymous
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>>25129154 No, the sad thing is that he thinks he's winning. Which is actually really more funny when you think about it.
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>Bauncey Chillups !a3H9reek5U Fri Mar 18 03:04:38 2011 Oh shit.
imafuckingtool
Anonymous
>>25129180 4/10, you annoyed some people.
Anonymous
>>25129180 >complains that calling him a new trip is the only defense >has posted for less than a week >complaining that calling him a new trip is the only "defense" is HIS only defense Well... huh.
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>>25129218 I think the general consensus was entertainment at how he made such an ass of himself
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 11:53:41 No. 25129262 Report >>25129221 Or ya know, you could do some research and see that I've been here for years. Most of the "samefags" in the thread are wait, what, chicharito and the first anon guy up there. But what do I know, I'm just Climbing Up The Walls
> Anonymous
>>25129262 >do some research >been here for years Really? Is that so? Because I've been here since 2006. So if you could post any piece of proof for that claim (as you pretend it can be "researched") then kudos. Go ahead.
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>>25129262 >been here for years You could have created the website for all I care, the fact that you're this huge of a faggot is timeless.
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 11:57:02 No. 25129303 Report >>25129289 >ask for vlaidation >give no validation You sure are the shit.
Mint 400 !!xzW6Xp1QUiX
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>>25129303 >ask for vlaidation >give no validation Anonymous
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>>25129262 >But what do I know, I'm just Climbing Up The Walls That didn't even make sense.
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>>25129262 >>25129289 I've never seenany you guys in here and I've Ben in the tubes since 98
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>people still getting trolled JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
Anonymous
>>25129303 Bro, I was in the thread you started posting in a week ago. This same shit happened, except you admitted you had just started doing it. Retard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 12:01:14 No. 25129365 Report >>25129343 Cool, we'll just take your word for it. you should be a Talk Show Host.
Anonymous
CONGRATULATIONS > you killed the tread
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>>25129303 >every newtrip has autism >why does every newtrip have autism I'll see you guys in three months, /mu/ isn't fun enough to make up for the faggotry
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
Anonymous
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>>25129367 >tread you typign too fast brogie
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BAUNCY
why the fuck is everyone so asspained over u?
u seem bro-tier
>>25129262 Anonymous
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>>25129370 Was it though? Was it?
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
>>25129365 McFuckingKillYourselfpicturehampusalwaysposts.jpg
Anonymous
>>25129365 >>25129365 Like how we have to take your word for it about how you've posted for years when you've been here for less than a week?
Anonymous
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Remember when this thread was good? Back in 2008 or something?
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25129387 Nevermind, here it is
>>25129388 Chill brah chill, you got dubs
Anonymous
>>25129388 Oh boy this is All I Need. Another anonymous poster hacking at My Iron Lung.
Anonymous
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DUBS ONCE AGAIN
Anonymous
>>25129411 >tripdrop again jesus, man, give it up
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25129417 >mfw that was better than anything that fag has said in the entire thread Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 12:06:51 No. 25129438 Report >>25129411 Clearly, I Am Citizen Insane.
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>>25129411 I want to respond with a Radiohead song, but to my knowledge they never made a song called "You're a fucking Retard
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL
Bauncey Chillups(ノ≡゚Д゚)ノ┻┻ 彡☆★ !!s/k2hnX2PjL Thu 24 May 2012 12:08:25 No. 25129453 Report >>25129424 wait, you think it's been me this entire thread? jesus dude, you must be some sort of Subterranean Homesick Alien.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25129442 It's ok brah, it takes time and practice and to check out these dubs
Anonymous
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>>25129438 It was actually time a while ago.
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25129453 >>25129438 Make it stop guys, seriously
Anonymous
Me and Paul McCartney are reading this thread, and now I wonder how many dubs I can get in A Day in the Life.
Anonymous
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>>25129453 Sure thing, pal!
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
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>>25129453 Yep. Good point.
I'm out.
Anonymous
Chicharito !4Osl0aFPDs
>>25129497 >>25129485 fucking lel! Something in those posts Won't Pass Me By, All My Loving to you
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>>25129497 Dubs may bring occassional joy, but true Happiness is a Warm Gun.
Anonymous
>Roger Waters comes over >Needs to shit >Doesn't make it in time >Roger accidentally left a shit on the floor >I yell at him >He is appalled >"POO I WISH" >cries >points at the toilet >"I WISH YOU WERE HEEERE." This is a true story.
Anonymous
>>25129550 >Bob Dylan comes in >Trips on the shit >Tries to get back up but the shit trips him up >Tangled Up in Poo Anonymous
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>>25129521 >that combo reference Oh Please, Please Me! If there's a girl reading that, I'm sure She Loves You for making that post. Hell, I Want You to keep post those jokes.
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>>25129550 >>25129563 >Ian Curtis shakes his head at Roger >He missed the bowl again Anonymous
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I was hanging out with Thom Yorke the other day. While I was Up on the ladder to fix his Morning Bell (that's why he called me over), Thom had his Knives Out preparing Bangers and Mash while a Motion Picture Soundtrack was running in the background. Although I couldn't complain, there were some Weird Fishes in there - "No Surprises" I thought, waiting for The Gloaming and my return home. Thom looked at my finished meal. "You Never Wash Up After Yourself" he exclaimed in disappointment. "A Reminder", I told him, for when You mercilessly beat me up while yelling "Anyone Can Play Guitar!" after my band performance. Thom jumped up in a Feral rage, throwing the last Vegetable off my plate. "Prove Yourself!" he shouted vehemently - the Blow Out was near, I could her his Bones crepitate in anger. "I Can't" I whimpered. "Stop Whispering!" his hand smacked me across the eyes. Crying, but screaming Inside My Head, I crawled down into his basement. There was a Ripcord and an Airbag there - I had gotten Lucky. Thom appeared behind me, like the Creep he was, when I struck him with the Ripcord. "That's it!" he yelled, "Nothing Touches Me Now!". I threw my Dollars and Cents at his face, which temporarily blinded him - the entire ruckus looked like a Punchup at a Wedding. "Go to Sleep, bitch" I said. Nothing at that moment suggested I Might Be Wrong - too Optimistic for my own good, I got distracted like the Scatterbrain I am. Thom strangled me, and I could feel his pulsating cock against my Bones. Like Sardines Packt In a Crushd Tin Box, his semen was ejaculated into my rectum to Bloom. That's how I got raped in the ass by Thom Yorke - Now I'm living a Life in a Glass House, with severe depression and anxiety attacks.
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"My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes *laughs*." - Thom Potatoes
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"trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts" - Thom Yorke
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