Would anybody like to participate in the Feels Market project?
Long story short, Feels Market is an album of field recordings of people having sex to /mu/core. It is not just superimposing sexual grunts and moans over music. The sex is real and in the presence of the moving music.
Currently we only have one track, In the Landwhale Over the Sea:
http://theschoollunchpogrom.bandcamp.com/track/in-the-landwhale-over-the-sea If you are interested post ITT and/or email above.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
can i just pretend to have sex into a microphone while im alone in my bedroom
Lyl's Ghost !xGoTYEvJPU
Junes !CoRdettXZY
>going against the essence of what feels and no gf are
Anonymous
We already did a dubs market which has a ton of feels and humor
http://soundcloud.com/dubs-market/sets Consecutive is god-tier.
Anonymous
>>28951177 How about very vocally masturbating? Authenticity is preferred
>>28951210 notdeepenuf4her
darksasuke420XD
It'd be easier just to watch amateur porn while the music plays. Also, this song is... 15 minutes of "OMG!"(?)
Anonymous
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>>28951227 it's a completely different concept, albeit a beautiful one
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
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>>28951230 ill try in a little bit i dont feel like masturbating right now
Anonymous
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>>28951199 >>28951177 moar like dubz market
Anonymous
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>tfw this is a retarded idea >tfw it will never be better than Dubs Market
Anonymous
>>28951263 that's not how field recordings work, though
Anonymous
Lyl's Ghost !xGoTYEvJPU
>>28951263 No, there are a few hilarious parts where she goes "oh baby you're so deep".
ÆGIR !KRULL/pVh2
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>>28951151 >In the Landwhale Fucking lost it.
Anonymous
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Niggas ain't got shit on Dubs Market
http://soundcloud.com/dubs-market/sets/dubs-market/ >Y'don't understand, y'understand? Anonymous
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
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>/mu/ >having sex This track is just making me feel sad.
Anonymous
darksasuke420XD
>>28951318 It sounds like an excuse for us to make sexy sounds while out favorite songs play. Actually, it sounds good.
>>28951352 I feel like she's masturbating, so when I hear the slapping noises I don't know what to imagine.
Anonymous
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>>28951227 >hold on let me get a drink i'm dying
Anonymous
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>>28951151 >tfw every girl I've fucked has been more or less quiet Hmmm. I should feel bad.
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
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I just feel bummed out now.
Lyl's Ghost !xGoTYEvJPU
Anonymous
>tags: experimental avant-garde avant-pop fat field recording field recordings indie sex Boston
Anonymous
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>>28951497 now I just picture Jeff and Anne fucking when I hear this
darksasuke420XD
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>>28951466 I've failed at not hearing this.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
alright guys i just recorded myself masturbating
feedback is appreciated
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hf3tQMwzlp Anonymous
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>tfw you will never sexually fulfill a very vocal obese woman while Oh Comely is playing
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
>>28951535 pls tell me this is a joke
Castle
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>>28951535 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hf3tQMwzlp I feel just a little bit weird now. I know you better than I ever wanted to.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28951593 i tried my best
darksasuke420XD
>>28951535 Where was the song?
Anonymous
>>28951535 >no music. You fucking fail at life.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28951620 >>28951621 oh shit i forgot about that part
i thought someone else would mix it with a song or something
Anonymous
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>tfw I have a massive boner now
Anonymous
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>>28951535 Someone pls screencap
bros !broHynDmNg
>>28951535 oh wow. this on par with the guy who recorded himself fucking a corpse. quality and innovative art!
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
>>28951610 The most prominent thing in it was the sniffle toward the end.
Anonymous
>>28951657 I love you so much.
Avey Bear !ELPI/HVb.o
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>>28951535 This is quite possibly the weirdest thing I've ever listened to
Anonymous
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>>28951657 >being this fucking dumb. Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28951681 i couldnt think of anything to say
>>28951670 thanks!
>>28951691 thanks!
darksasuke420XD
>>28951657 How long until you can do another take?
Anonymous
well fuck, now Cancer's unaccompanied fap has crossed into artistic territory.... ok, I will just loop it a bit and say he is fapping to 4:33
Castle
>>28951749 No idea what he's doing, but I'll throw one in. Just a minute.
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
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>>28951728 You don't need to say anything it's just... what was the point, you know?
>>28951764 >tfw your fap needs to be elongated to fit 4:33 calvin!v.Peters..
On a scale of 1-10, where would you put your desire for a gf? Mine's recently bumped to a 10.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28951749 i dont know if i can do it tonight
i got a cold and i almost passed out from the first go
>>28951764 sorry i messed up
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
Anonymous
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>>28951781 just remember the damn music
Anonymous
>>28951793 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hf3tQMwzlp It only took you 1:44 to fap?
Wow. That's....sad.
Castle
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>>28951781 I think I'm going to fap to AnCo's song Banshee Beat. Yeah?
Anonymous
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28951835 i warmed up off the record to the carly rae jepsen video
Anonymous
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>>28951535 wow thx i cum on cat she hiss at penis
Anonymous
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>>28951535 Anyone count the number of strokes?
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
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>>28951851 We're all friends here, dude. It's okay.
calvin!v.Peters..
>>28951821 Shit, is your situation getting worse, or is cooling off?
>Tfw girls are disgusted by you Anonymous
working on "4:33 of Raw Cancer"
Anonymous
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28951913 you could say i masturbated to a mix of Magic Window and 4'33
>>28951931 be gf
Anonymous
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>>28951535 time to tag this as shoegaze, 276, electronica, and ambient, and then listen on repeat to troll the shit out of last.
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
>>28951884 If you're referring to the so called "Feel of a Lifetime", then the last thing to happen on that front was months ago, so it's as cooled down as ever I suppose.
>tfw ugly Anonymous
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>>28951535 >dat beginning >dem clicks Anonymous
Anonymous
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28952018 some girl with a big butt
>>28952007 are you boy r girl
either one is ok
Anonymous
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>>28952035 >some girl with a big butt classic
Anonymous
>>28951987 >>tfw ugly prunes, pls
Anonymous
>>28951884 >The fall Spagettied all the way from here
Anonymous
>tfw make no noise when fapping
calvin!v.Peters..
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>>28952060 Some anon said he knew her, so that made me spaghetti harder.
Anonymous
>>28952051 I asked in another thread, do we have a visual on the Duke?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>28951987 >>tfw ugly you know iId give you the dick, bby :333333
jk, I wanna cuddle for real though
Anonymous
>>28952108 what is that gif from? tmohs?
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28952108 o ok
glad you enjoyed yourself
Anonymous
calvin!v.Peters..
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>>28951987 I though I was ugly too, until yesterday
I guess I'm just average
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
>>28952089 I naturally make noises, but I've gotten so adept at suppressing it that I'm quiet by default. It's not a good feel.
>>28952116 I'll cuddle with you, Sean. I like your music, no matter what anyone else says.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Anonymous
>>28952136 I should probably go now because I'm shitting up the thread.
Mootkips !mootG3zoDY
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
>>28952102 There's one out there, yes.
>>28952173 :(
Anonymous
Anyone have a link to the actual video?
Anonymous
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>>28952146 When is it from in the show? It doesn't look familiar at all to me. Or is it from some OVA or something?
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28952160 good idea
OP i just thought of something. it might be good that i forgot the music. it would make a good first or last song on the album, no music, just the raw, unfiltered noise of sexual pleasure.
>>28952194 its okay to shit up this particular thread
pins
>>28952219 when's the gerogerigegege collab going to be released?
darksasuke420XD
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>>28952206 It's in the thread. Cancer is audio only.
Anonymous
>>28952203 would you mind if I posted the pic for the guy you replied to? I'm the guy that posted it earlier and has been hitting on you for, like, a week
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
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>>28952235 i've got a collab planned with Boredoms, were going to play a special version of their undisputed classic, "God From Anal"
Anonymous
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>>28952219 Alright.
This is the best thread I've seen this week, for the record.
Anonymous
>>28952252 Isn't this him?
Castle
I just finished recording myself. Made it 8 minutes and 49 seconds, perfect for Banshee Beat. Layering the audio right now.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>28952296 this is the pic I have
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28952313 well you sure showed me up then jesus
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
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>>28952296 No, that's a_money.
Castle
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>>28952324 There is a small problem. I'm not very loud, and my computer's fans did drown some out. I'm going to re-record with lube (for fapping noises) in the bathroom (to negate the comp fans) tomorrow.
But tonight's one is coming up very soon, and I do make some audible noises at the end.
darksasuke420XD
>>28952313 I think OP wanted it in the presence of music, not superimposed. But, yeah, God bless you.
Castle
>>28952366 I could rerecord with lube and the music in the background. I debated whether to do that but I'm not loud enough to be heard over my speakers.
Anonymous
Sex sounds + Aero Plane over the sky Comedy gold.
Anonymous
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
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>>28952252 You can post it whenever you want, I put it out there. Just so long as it doesn't look like I'm spamming it.
>>28952345 Ohai.
Anonymous
>>28952350 It's okay, you'll always be number one in my heart.
darksasuke420XD
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>>28952389 Dunno. Not my call.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28952430 i can always count on you Captain Kawaii
Anonymous
>>28952413 >Aero Plane over the sky >over the sky >the sky >SKY Castle
>>28952457 >In The Helicopter Over The Ocean Anonymous
Anonymous
>>28952454 what
that post makes me miss CKD why do you do this to me bagels
Anonymous
>>28952493 >In The Space Shuttle Over The Fjords Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28952511 my mistake i wasnt thinking properly
Castle
>>28952516 >In The Hot Air Balloon Over The Nile Those are some very nice fjords you've got there. It'd be a shame if they were destroyed to make a bypass.
Anonymous
>>28952516 >In The Hot Air Balloon Over The Mountains Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>28952534 'skay can't stay mad @ u
Castle
>In The Glider Over The Great Plains >>28952556 You really think you can do that? Just go on the internet and copy people?
Anonymous
Castle
>>28952629 All is forgiven, Anon-chan. I could never hold anything against you for long.
Anonymous
>>28951466 why is she so fat, though?
Anonymous
>>28952688 Because she listens to NMH
ᵏᶯᵒᵇᵍᵒᵇᶩͥᶮ !Gm/CFT/fuY
>>28952454 Captain Kawaii Desu/?
Anonymous
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
Anonymous
>>28951151 Well this may be the strangest thing I've spent fifteen minutes to just listen to. Not sure if I want to listen to the other
guy whacking it or not.
Also
>tfw start to sing along Anonymous
>>28952702 im trying to get into this, but she is just so fat. I wanted to vomit when he actually had to move the fat to eat her out
darksasuke420XD
>>28952629 Oh, I love those Nichijou reactions. Everyone should have the complete set.
ᵏᶯᵒᵇᵍᵒᵇᶩͥᶮ !Gm/CFT/fuY
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>>28952741 tell him post-human misses him
Anonymous
Castle
>>28952760 >what the fucking fuck have i done.mp3 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QQQ7EFwA8q >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QQQ7EFwA8q Feedback, please? Again, I'm not very loud except for at the end. Next time I get laid I'll record it, but that won't be for a while ;_;
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
is anyone else going to masturbate for us please
darksasuke420XD
>>28952819 Did you rename them or something?
Anonymous
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>>28952763 cant finish it. fuck. jesus. i made it to the point where he flips the record. god. I need to brush my teeth.
The Duke of Prunes !/Ih/icXptA
>>28952849 Will it make me popular and put on all the qt trip lists?
ᵏᶯᵒᵇᵍᵒᵇᶩͥᶮ !Gm/CFT/fuY
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>>28952849 I would but I don't make exciting noises
actually im pretty stealthy about it
Anonymous
>>28952850 I'm not very organized when it comes to reaction images...
Anonymous
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>>28951151 hey op ive got a better idea; we all record ourselves vomiting to the fat chick getting fucked, but do it to our favorite music.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28952879 idk probably
>>28952839 i mean i like it but i cant really distinguish the masturbating noises from animal collective
Castle
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>>28952902 >implying that AnCo aren't a bunch of masturbating, acid-dropping squirrels There's a difference?
Like I said, I'll redo tomorrow. Louder. With lube. Lots of lube.
darksasuke420XD
Anonymous
>>28952960 Oh! Thank you very much, this will be helpful.
Castle
>>28952902 http://vocaroo.com/i/s02mBENckXLZ I upped my track and lowered the volume on the song. Should be better. Skip to end for best.
darksasuke420XD
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>>28953018 No problem at all.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
>>28953094 that sounds pretty good, a bit more pronounced
although i admit i am an amateur when it comes to judging masturbation sounds
are you still here OP?
Anonymous
>>28953156 still here, just having trouble with audacity and sample rates when uploading to bandcamp... may have to wait til tomorrow for the new tracks... I honestly would love a bit more increase on the fappage from Castle if at all possible. Email me any new links, I am off to work some more then bed.
Anonymous
>>28951535 Honestly man it just sounds like you're washing your hands.
Castle
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>>28953197 Dunno when this will 404. Regardless, I'll email you and record some more quality stuff.
Cancer ▲nd Poppy Tarts !ELqJewgazI
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>>28953228 i dont have a sink in my room, thats impossible
Anonymous
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>>28951789 dude like a fucking 9 or 10. all my friends are in new awesome relationships and it hurts being alone.
Anonymous
I just finished recording one but you can barely here me jerking off over the Animal Collective that's playing. I might remake it later tonight if I feel like it.
Castle
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>>28953265 Is tonight FapCo night or something?
Also, the metadata for my "song" was entered as follows:
Artist: Castle
Album: Genital Feels
Track Title: Banshee Meat-Beat
Anonymous
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>>28951227 >http://soundcloud.com/dubs-market/sets The second guy after the female intro sounds like the gay lawyer from modern family.