Serious post:
I've also started learning to play guitar. You should try reading a small book that teaches you how to strum correctly, pressing down on frets, how to read music and tablature, and several other basic things. Once you've learned that, try boosting your precision, timing, and strumming skills. As for songs, you could just pirate Guitar Pro 5 and get some tabs from
ultimate-guitar.com. Only been playing for about a month and a half, but I'm getting somewhat better.
Oh and get a guitar teacher, if you can. I'll be looking for one pretty soon, myself.