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[1375597509] New Music Video Release

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Technonecromancer Epitaph undergoes sexy negotiations with Robatoid 666, the lord of the cyber realm of souls, in order to resurrect a former colleague - now code-named Resurrection Zero. Stay tuned. The story deepens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVaLNtGZhjs