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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Here's an interesting story about the richest man in America. One day Mr. Gates is sitting around and thinks to himself, "Wow, America fucking sucks, I'm going to go buy myself some country full of niggers and enslave them." So he goes and finds himself a typical corrupt African dictator willing to sell out his country. Him being greedy, this dictator demands $56 billion USD, the entirety of Gates' fortune, in exchange for control of the country being passed to Gates. Gates ponders the offer over and quickly agrees, and asks where the money should be wired. The dictator responds by saying that he wouldn't dare use a bank for something like this, and asks that Gates brings him hard currency. Gates quickly jets back to America to get the needed cash, but he discovers something troubling. He goes from bank to bank to bank to bank ..., but no one is able to pay him out his fortune. After emptying the vaults of every single American bank, he can only come up with 54.5 billion in US dollars.
