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Model to Undergo Plastic Surgery to Make Eyes Look Japanese

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"A Brazilian model is having nylon wires implanted in her eyes to give them an oriental slant.

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The 36-year-old, whose passion for plastic surgery has made her a celebrity in Brazil, said: "I always was vain. And for carnival, you have to feel especially pretty.""

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,325859,00.html

THIS. IS. THE. TRUE. WEEABOO.