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47% of British Men Are Queer

!fUCKYoUc3M No.672017 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
http://in.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idINIndia-31835620080208

Electrical retailer Comet surveyed 2,000 Britons, asking them what they would give up for a large television, one of the latest consumer "must-haves".

Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV, a survey -- perhaps unsurprisingly carried out for a firm selling televisions -- said on Friday.

The firm found 47 percent of men would give up sex for half a year, compared to just over a third of women.

"It seems that size really does matter more for men than women," the cock-thirsty faggots said.