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Australia to Queen Elizabeth: "Fuck Off, You Whore"

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Queen Elizabeth is tipped to honor former Prime Minister John Howard with a Knighthood.

Let's get this straight you vile skanky whore of a Monarch. Australia just sacked John Howard from office. He not only lost government, but his defeat was so complete he became the second Prime Minister in history to lose his own seat. He has dragged Australia into wars, made racist comments, played the race card time and time again, let the AWB give bribes to Saddam Hussein and lied and cheated the Australian public. He sold out Australia to the US with a one-sided free trade pack, and followed Bush around like a schoolboy with a hard on. Time and time again we'd hear: "No one told me. It's not my fault. I didn't know." He's a traitorous cunt, and you want to honor him?

Fuck you, Queen Elizabeth. Fuck you and let me make this perfectly clear. If you honor that cunt I'll print a picture of you and a picture of the Union Jack, lay a big fucking turd on both and post them here. Mind your own fucking business, you fucking slag. How the fuck dare you. You make me sick.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/howard-in-line-for-knighthood/2008/02/10/1202578585806.html
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/expm-howard-to-snub-sorry-day/2008/02/08/1202234146422.html
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/06/1075854063338.html
http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2001/s357998.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_overboard_affair
http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2006/s1561610.htm