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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:10:00 No.675484 View View Reply Original Report

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Who would you vote for as mayor of /n/? I'm voting for either ISM or Capitalist Bastard. Sonymaster can rot in hell.

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician†
Affiliation: Atheist/Nigger/Faggot Alliance
Platform: "Fukken America, China is the perfect place to bomb ala Hiroshima style."

Name: Capitalist Bastard
Affiliation: Republican
Platform: Super Nazi Chink !3GqYIJ3Obs: "CapitalistBastard is very, very wealthy. That's why he doesn't have to work and sits around all day posting on /n/."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:12:00 No.675489 Report

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I'd rather fuck a paper shredder then do anything to help ISM

Sonymaster !!NGhXKEhOalY

Sonymaster !!NGhXKEhOalY Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:12:00 No.675490 Report

Quoted By: >>675497 >>675499 >>675506

Nobody likes Sonymaster because they don't like people who are smarter than they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:13:00 No.675492 Report

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>I'm voting for either ISM or Capitalist Bastard.
Sounds good.

>Sonymaster can rot in hell.
Sounds even better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:13:00 No.675493 Report

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CB for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:13:00 No.675494 Report

Quoted By: >>675512

Pepe is the Ron Paul of /n/ mayoral candidates

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:13:00 No.675497 Report

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>>675490
GROW UP DUDLEY DURSLEY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:13:00 No.675499 Report

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>>675490
No. It's just that no-one likes you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:14:00 No.675500 Report

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Why anonymous of athens of course
He's pro-China

Sonymaster !!NGhXKEhOalY

Sonymaster !!NGhXKEhOalY Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:14:00 No.675504 Report

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I think I'd do a better job of keeping order, anyway. At least delete the garbage not-news posts more often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:15:00 No.675506 Report

Quoted By: >>675514 >>675531

>>675490
Very true. The seethers and libfags come crawling out of the sewers the moment you show up. It's as if you're the center of their little world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:16:00 No.675507 Report

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PROUD CONSERVATIVE FOR RULER OF /N/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:16:00 No.675508 Report

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Capitalist Bastard should be mayor. You don't get rich by not working hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:16:00 No.675512 Report

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>>675494
I'd vote for him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:17:00 No.675513 Report

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Name: Pepe
Affiliation: United Farm Workers
Platform: "Sí se puede"

Luckily there are no women on the Internet so we don't have to worry about who would get the cunt vote...

Sonymaster !!NGhXKEhOalY

Sonymaster !!NGhXKEhOalY Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:17:00 No.675514 Report

Quoted By: >>675531

>>675506
I'd rather be pelted with their garbage than be wrong, that's for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:20:00 No.675527 Report

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I'm seconding anon of athens

I'm black, so that's retarded, butit has recently come to my attention that he is not, in fact, actually a racist

but really, proud pedo/ephebo/investment banker should win, if he posted more frequently. The best people to watch get pissed off are the anti-pedos (far funnier and more vehement than the anti-racists), and he does an ok job of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:21:00 No.675531 Report

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>>675514
>>675506

samefag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:21:00 No.675534 Report

Quoted By: >>675544 >>675641

Name: Sonymaster
Affiliation: Weeaboo Mercantile Cartel
Platform: Compassionate Conservatism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:22:00 No.675540 Report

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Name : Anonymous
Affiliation : Unknown
Platform : Unknown.

Sonymaster !!NGhXKEhOalY

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Sonymaster !!NGhXKEhOalY Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:23:00 No.675544 Report

Quoted By: >>675617

>>675534
>>Weeaboo
Hey, I resent that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:48:00 No.675617 Report

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>>675544
Irony is spawning

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 04:54:00 No.675641 Report

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>>675534
Thanks a lot asshole!
That drowning-fetish anal-rape picture just gave all gay votes to Sonyfaggot!

Super Nazi Chink !3GqYIJ3Obs

Super Nazi Chink !3GqYIJ3Obs Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:00:00 No.675673 Report

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-_-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:02:00 No.675679 Report

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since I'm self important I would vote for myself

platform: not fucking with anything, not changing anything, and not deleting anything but the most obvious of boring-shit troll posts (usually Sonymaster, but he's not always such a kid. he just hasn't gotten over the most obvious of trolling tactics: IIIIt'S OPPOSITE DAAAAYYY!!! YAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!).

in any case: fuck being mayor. like I need more imaginary fucking problems.

I'd just pay somebody else to do it anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:08:00 No.675702 Report

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HEY DO WE GET TO VOTE FOR SHERIFF TOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:18:00 No.675739 Report

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I'm voting for Anonymous. Fuck the tripfags.

Name: Anonymous
Affiliation: Independent
Platform: N/A

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:20:00 No.675748 Report

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Name: Ron Paul
Affiliation: 1776
Platform: "It's a states' issue!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:22:00 No.675758 Report

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Name: Anonymous
Affiliation: Independent
Platform: I'm against scientology, lulz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:22:00 No.675761 Report

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Anonymous is the mayor of all boards. Now STFU and GTFO tripfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:23:00 No.675765 Report

Quoted By: >>675874

I nominate that black dude to run against ISM the rest of tripfags are fucking retarted

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj Mon 11 Feb 2008 05:58:00 No.675868 Report

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Why aren't there more tripfags?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 06:00:00 No.675874 Report

Quoted By: >>675890 >>675892

>>675765

I second that
Friendly Neighborhood Blackman gets my vote

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 06:02:00 No.675880 Report

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Only trolls want to be tripfags. Anon is too busy with porn and anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 06:05:00 No.675890 Report

Quoted By: >>675892

Of all the possible tripfags, why list these two? They're both assholes.

>>675874

Your Friendly Neighborhood Blackman definitely has my vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 06:06:00 No.675892 Report

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>>675874
>>675890
You want ISM to win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 06:10:00 No.675901 Report

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>>[thread]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 06:16:00 No.675912 Report

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>Your Friendly Neighborhood Blackman definitely has my vote.

mine as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 06:23:00 No.675922 Report

Quoted By: >>676576

There isnt't a single tripfaggot on /n/ who doesn't go out of his way to be offensively stupid.

Forced anon for /n/ please, mods.

†Invisible Sky Magician† Fuck God. Yeah. !!I9XpXfP4okU

†Invisible Sky Magician† Fuck God. Yeah. !!I9XpXfP4okU Mon 11 Feb 2008 09:43:00 No.676549 Report

Quoted By: >>676568 >>676947

Woo, I got quoted.

>Affiliation: Atheist/Nigger/Faggot Alliance

You forgot I am also a lifetime member of the \"Wapanese\" club.

Now here are reasons why you SHOULDN\'T vote for the other candidates:

>Capitalist Bastard
Simply by being wealthy he has lost perspective and empathy for those less well off. Probably owns Halliburton and other similar stocks, and that\'s enough reason not to vote for him.

>Pepe
The last time a Mexican took a high-level job, he fucked things up pretty bad. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon_Trujillo

>Sonymaster
Every one of his posts reeks of pure unadulterated faggotry and that\'s pretty self explanatory.

>PROUD CONSERVATIVE
Too much potential for fraud. PROUD CONSERVATIVE is anonymous.

>Super Nazi Chink
Pro-China and a Christian too boot. A vote for Super Nazi Chink means a vote for the top 2 evils.

>Your Friendly Neighborhood Blackman
I don\'t know much about this guy, but we don\'t need a token black dude in /n/ AND in RL.

>Anonymous
The current group of anon mods are fags, I don\'t see how voting in another group of anon fagmods will help.

CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0

CapitalistBastard !!f/pELCnjRD0 Mon 11 Feb 2008 09:46:00 No.676559 Report

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>Probably owns Halliburton and other similar stocks, and that\'s enough reason not to vote for him.

Probably?

Give me more credit than that.

Of course I own Halliburton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 09:47:00 No.676568 Report

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>>676549
you asshole

you're quoting me every goddamn time you post with that name you fucking prick.

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj Mon 11 Feb 2008 09:49:00 No.676576 Report

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>>675922
Forced Anon is fail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 09:50:00 No.676577 Report

Quoted By: >>676587

ISM doesn't piss me off as much as the other tripfags, so he gets my vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 09:51:00 No.676584 Report

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That Viva La Tripfaggotry fellow is mighty fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 09:52:00 No.676587 Report

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>>676577
dumbass. vote for nothing because your votes are like dropping flies into buckets of fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 10:48:00 No.676815 Report

Quoted By: >>676936

I vote for the pedo president of Argentina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmDzlUvIM8A

Or for the insane fascist candidate of Tokyo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr9_uLlH3yk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 11:03:00 No.676885 Report

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Fuck you tripfaggots. Circlejerk somewhere else.

I claim this board for China and the glorious people. I claim it for the three of us chinese anonymous, not ISM.

Feel the empty spaces between these text, feel the groove of the vaccum between these paragraphs, feel the invisible naked women and the occasional faggot that lie between these holy words.

WORSHIP ME AND FAP TO THE LIGHT PINK EMPTINESS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 11:15:00 No.676936 Report

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>>676815
Awesome. I'd vote for that Japanese guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2008 11:18:00 No.676947 Report

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>>676549
>>Mexican, high level job, etc.
What the fuck ever happened to Alberto Gonzales anyways?

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