>>677306We've seen his "platforms." They're...
EDUCATION: Err, I, uhh... yes! I am PRO-EDUCATION.
FAMILY: Err, I, uhh... yes! I am PRO-FAMILY.
ENERGY: Err, I, uhh... yes! I am PRO-ENERGY.
WAR ON TERROR: Err, I, uhh... yes! I am PRO-WAR ON TERROR.
tl;dr, CHANGE is PRO-CHANGE! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!