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god damn fucking chavs. Just as I was beginning to think britain would be a nice place to live you go and do this. Nice job britain. Also what the fuck British firefighters you have a fucking hose that can put a dent in a car door. And also I don't know who you hire as your firefighters but ours are pretty burly bad ass mother fuckers. Not the type of people you want to fuck with.